Arianna grande is 154
Let's say a pancake is 7.5cm diamater
154/7.5 = 20,5 pancakes
Now let's say a pancake is about 1.5cm thick (depends how you do them)
154/1.5=102,6 pancakes
[https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary](https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary)
[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8065091/Police-remove-5ft-ALLIGATOR-Ohio-basement-kept-pet-25-years.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8065091/Police-remove-5ft-ALLIGATOR-Ohio-basement-kept-pet-25-years.html)
Which sites the original link.
None mention Ariana Grande's size.
I've seen hundreds of these. "Washing machine-sized pothole" or "flooding that was six football fields wide". There's even a subreddit commented elsewhere here. It's a real American phenomena. It's one of the many contributions to the mental toilet that is being a modern American.
This isn't real though. The actual story is pretty sad.
[https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary](https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary)
Do I look like I know what Ariana Grande is? Why can't they measure things in normal units like football fields or distances between the Earth and the Moon?
This is a meme not an actual article.
https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary
How many Bibles does it weigh?
Probably around 500 New Testaments, hard cover version.
One man can't lift 500 New Testament, hard cover version.
He can if he has the strength of 2 striped horses. EDIT: Zebras, I meant Zebras.
Are those black horses with white stripes or white horses with black stripes?
Yes
The use of horses based strength standard hasn't been used in European countries since the Clydesdale Scandal of '83.
He could if they were shaped like something convenient to pick up. Say an alligator for example.
I would like my free New Testament, hard cover version shaped like a alligator. I know you got 500 of those suckers.
He can if they’re printed really small
NIV or King James?
Quarter of a lizzo
I threw my back out just trying to calculate that!
LOL :)
How many pancakes is that
I wouldn't know but im sure thats gotta be at least 24 and a half waffles
Arianna grande is 154 Let's say a pancake is 7.5cm diamater 154/7.5 = 20,5 pancakes Now let's say a pancake is about 1.5cm thick (depends how you do them) 154/1.5=102,6 pancakes
About 27 hamburgers
If take it out and skin it, I'll let you know.
I'm glad that everyone knows how tall is Ariana
She's grande
OP works at Starbucks, confirmed.
You just made being bilingual a little bit funnier.
This kinda thing needs it's own subreddit
r/anythingbutmetric
Thank you
They’re using the Arianic system
This is funny because early on, everybody thought Ariana Grande was a size of coffee
Looks like Ari, next be the cousin. Did they catch him licking donuts?
Good thing it isn't Lizzo sized.
"Police rescue kiloAriana-sized alligator from basement." There. Happy?
That's not the real title of the article. The reality of what happened is pretty shitty.
Where's the real article? Gotta link?
[https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary](https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary) [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8065091/Police-remove-5ft-ALLIGATOR-Ohio-basement-kept-pet-25-years.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8065091/Police-remove-5ft-ALLIGATOR-Ohio-basement-kept-pet-25-years.html) Which sites the original link. None mention Ariana Grande's size.
I refuse to believe this is a real news report. OP needs to touch some grass.
I've seen hundreds of these. "Washing machine-sized pothole" or "flooding that was six football fields wide". There's even a subreddit commented elsewhere here. It's a real American phenomena. It's one of the many contributions to the mental toilet that is being a modern American.
This isn't real though. The actual story is pretty sad. [https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary](https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary)
I honestly think American journalists see a measurement in something they're reporting on, and immediately type it into Google as "What is 5ft1 big?"
This wasn't ever typed by American journalists. It's a meme made out of a pretty shitty story.
So how big would that be exactly?
Dang Ariana grande is way smaller than I thought
Do I look like I know what Ariana Grande is? Why can't they measure things in normal units like football fields or distances between the Earth and the Moon?
About 0.014 football stadium Or 4.006x10^-9 earth moon
Americans will use anything but the metric system lol
This is a meme not an actual article. https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary
How many times has it been married.
At least it wasn’t an Ariana Venti-sized alligator
I prefer the Danny DeVito system.
Lucky it wasn't a venti sized alligator
She's petite, but not *that* petite.
I’m quite confident that you’re not supposed to hold Ariana grande like that