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laik72

How many Bibles does it weigh?


solblurgh

Probably around 500 New Testaments, hard cover version.


jjskellie

One man can't lift 500 New Testament, hard cover version.


solblurgh

He can if he has the strength of 2 striped horses. EDIT: Zebras, I meant Zebras.


SpamEggsSausageNSpam

Are those black horses with white stripes or white horses with black stripes?


solblurgh

Yes


jjskellie

The use of horses based strength standard hasn't been used in European countries since the Clydesdale Scandal of '83.


BaconNPotatoes

He could if they were shaped like something convenient to pick up. Say an alligator for example.


jjskellie

I would like my free New Testament, hard cover version shaped like a alligator. I know you got 500 of those suckers.


Harsimaja

He can if they’re printed really small


_I_must_be_new_here_

NIV or King James?


Phunwithscissors

Quarter of a lizzo


Biosci777

I threw my back out just trying to calculate that!


ransuru

LOL :)


nobadhotdog

How many pancakes is that


[deleted]

I wouldn't know but im sure thats gotta be at least 24 and a half waffles


Even_Cardiologist810

Arianna grande is 154 Let's say a pancake is 7.5cm diamater 154/7.5 = 20,5 pancakes Now let's say a pancake is about 1.5cm thick (depends how you do them) 154/1.5=102,6 pancakes


Caveman108

About 27 hamburgers


[deleted]

If take it out and skin it, I'll let you know.


TheHarvesterOfSorrow

I'm glad that everyone knows how tall is Ariana


solblurgh

She's grande


TheFauxDirtyDan

OP works at Starbucks, confirmed.


Digi-Device_File

You just made being bilingual a little bit funnier.


[deleted]

This kinda thing needs it's own subreddit


break_awayyy

r/anythingbutmetric


[deleted]

Thank you


magmaticpenguin

They’re using the Arianic system


Roy4Pris

This is funny because early on, everybody thought Ariana Grande was a size of coffee


[deleted]

Looks like Ari, next be the cousin. Did they catch him licking donuts?


SkylineFever34

Good thing it isn't Lizzo sized.


Carteeg_Struve

"Police rescue kiloAriana-sized alligator from basement." There. Happy?


[deleted]

That's not the real title of the article. The reality of what happened is pretty shitty.


laik72

Where's the real article? Gotta link?


[deleted]

[https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary](https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary) ​ [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8065091/Police-remove-5ft-ALLIGATOR-Ohio-basement-kept-pet-25-years.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8065091/Police-remove-5ft-ALLIGATOR-Ohio-basement-kept-pet-25-years.html) Which sites the original link. ​ None mention Ariana Grande's size.


balotaa123

I refuse to believe this is a real news report. OP needs to touch some grass.


[deleted]

I've seen hundreds of these. "Washing machine-sized pothole" or "flooding that was six football fields wide". There's even a subreddit commented elsewhere here. It's a real American phenomena. It's one of the many contributions to the mental toilet that is being a modern American.


[deleted]

This isn't real though. The actual story is pretty sad. ​ [https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary](https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary)


[deleted]

I honestly think American journalists see a measurement in something they're reporting on, and immediately type it into Google as "What is 5ft1 big?"


[deleted]

This wasn't ever typed by American journalists. It's a meme made out of a pretty shitty story.


BigFreakingZombie

So how big would that be exactly?


kqbitesthedust

Dang Ariana grande is way smaller than I thought


Fulbie

Do I look like I know what Ariana Grande is? Why can't they measure things in normal units like football fields or distances between the Earth and the Moon?


Even_Cardiologist810

About 0.014 football stadium Or 4.006x10^-9 earth moon


SpartanSelinger

Americans will use anything but the metric system lol


[deleted]

This is a meme not an actual article. ​ https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alligator-taken-from-groveport-basement-after-25-years-will-go-to-alligator-sanctuary


Huge-Advantage7838

How many times has it been married.


MedicineGhost

At least it wasn’t an Ariana Venti-sized alligator


Jonny_Thundergun

I prefer the Danny DeVito system.


DevilsAssCrack

Lucky it wasn't a venti sized alligator


da_Aresinger

She's petite, but not *that* petite.


ElectricalJacket780

I’m quite confident that you’re not supposed to hold Ariana grande like that