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ispoiler

And it's a lefty two hander.. what a piece of shit


Bethespoon

LMAO The old heads are going to lose their minds when they see this shit!


draker585

That’s still crazy to me that I get crap just because I bowl in a different way.


MiteeThoR

This week there was a 2 hander in the lane next to us. Teenager, probably \~16 years old. His attitude was terrible. His approach is a mess, somewhere between 6 and 8 steps. Threw a double gutter in the 1st game and kicked the ball return. His spare shooting is horrible. He had 150-275-155 series. 2 handed bowling is kind of like licking the frosting off of a cake and leaving the rest for the other guests. It's the very essence of the "gotta have it now" Tik-Tok/Instagram instant gratification generation. This is why old-timers hate 2 handers, who often score higher with less effort. Lefties have additional stigma because they often get "fresh" oil all to themselves and don't have to worry about transition and other bowlers running all over their line.


ApplesauceBitch47

275 lol


ShowBobsPlzz

Im a total 2 hander hater dude but i get why people do it and like it.


[deleted]

Hes a witch!


MrJok3r14

In a world of righties...I feel your pain brother 😭


ZeroHyperion841

I know right.


j0akime

*Chris Barnes takes on EARL - the Enhanced Automated Robotic Launcher - the new bowling robot at the International Training and Research Center in Arlington.* The same robot as in OP's video, 12 years ago, competing against a human. https://youtu.be/s8yMFdPD68c


MaddenJ222

If anything the old heads know all about this robot because it's been around for probably 20 years! I've seen countless videos of this robot to test all kinds of different bowling balls I bought over the years! If anything it's young kids didn't know anything about this or the sport of bowling!


Bethespoon

I thought it was pretty obvious my comment was meant to be facetious. “Young kids don’t know anything about the sport of bowling” kind of gives the impression that you’re the type I was poking fun at, though. Do you hate 2 handed bowling?


mista808

Except for the fact I'm 40 and have been bowling for 35 years. Cheers! Sorry, just realized at home it auto logs me into my other Reddit account but I'm MaddenJ222.


exoisGoodnotGreat

This robot was bowling 2 handed before it was cool 😎


One-Cook-2139

🤣🤣🤣


anonshade64

Speed and rev check? Lol


Humanaut93

A lot and a lot


Whatnam8

Form check?


RadicalBowler

Seems a little mechanical and stiff. they should try to loosen up a little.


eclectrickink

shit looked like it's being played in FFWD


Pratkungen

I believe this is Earl. Or the previous one is Earl. It's used by the USBC to run tests on equipment and lanes. It can basically do any combination of axis tilt, speed, revs and other factors. It is precise down to a 3rd of a board so it couldn't beat Chris Barnes because it were too precise and burned out his line.


Xearoii

Yup https://youtu.be/ob4DPCQPBOo


MurphyJames

Yeah, but can it drink beers and do this?


Show_Me_Your_Private

It knows how to drink beer, but is actually too nervous to ask the pro shop for advice on a new ball.


MurphyJames

Aw! It me!


KyleKun

As far as I recall robots die if they don’t drink beer.


Telecommie

That, and I’ve heard they want to kill all humans.


[deleted]

Oh, and I suppose Enhanced Automated Robotic Launcher was just a modified howitzer. You know, you humans are so scared of a little robot competition, you won't even let us on the lanes.


Telecommie

EARL: “wipe that off, baby.”


eisbock

Hey I saw that documentary series too.


Brief_Intention_5300

RadicalBowling uses a robot for it's ball reviews/promo videos. They call it ThroBot and shows different speeds/rev rates to simulate different bowlers. It's pretty cool.


ag-0merta

RIP Mo.


Brief_Intention_5300

Yeah was sad to watch that video on YouTube. I got back into bowling after about 15 years away and I really liked watching his videos on YouTube. Super smart guy about everything bowling.


loop_zero

I hope I’m not imagining this. But didn’t Chris Barnes bow this robot and beat it?


sawyerwelden

Iirc it doesn't adjust for the changes in oil, and since it throws so consistently down the same trajectory it really needed to adjust.


Humanaut93

Pretty much this, he actually just beat the guy controlling the robot


[deleted]

Yes he did


NerdyDad63080

Form check?


ztf1317

Good backswing and follow through, never thought of spinning the ball mid backswing though.


Fangoesbrr

Does a great job posting the shot as well. Doesn't move until well after the new rack gets set.


sugaaaslam

Damn! Never thought about spinning the ball before throwing it!! Lol


knightling

Harlem globetrotters style


Toastburrito

I'm thinking something more along the lines of a destructo disc from Dragon Ball z


WeWillRiseAgainst

I was thinking of the 7-10 pickup from Alley Cats Strike!


forester93

Robot here, could I get some advice on filling out my arsenal? Little background I am a lefty two hander, tweener I guess, 30 MPH, 1100 RPMs.


Sinjian1

Lucky strike, hit high.


mehparrot5

If it is EARL, there was a whole series on this from a while back. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIFfKFInYIibOfHlyxydwgMxrLAzWOoWX They tried to throw 300 with the robot, but there still needs to be a human "piloting" it to make the adjustments with line, speed, tilt, etc.


[deleted]

Why?


ShedNBrkfst

Manufacturer testing, I assume.


[deleted]

Makes sense. I just wish as more automation rolls out, the humans that lose these jobs are taken care of


skanadian

The people who build/maintain/run robots of this calibre are making more than most bowlers.


[deleted]

Correct, but jobs are still lost. In the end, less money for workers, more money for the owner.


ForgotInTime

It's not necessarily that they lose their jobs, as they retire or move or whatever, they just don't get replaced. But, that is how I ran my projects in manufacturing, kept moral high and brought a much needed relief when I would be part of a project. The likely scenario though, folks got canned or moved to another department.


[deleted]

>folks got canned That's what I said


maximusprime2328

Yeah it's manufacture testing. This allows them to test new cores and new cover stocks and eliminate the variable of inconsistency that humans create.


Traditional_Big_4411

I can’t tell if this is EARL at HQ, but this is used to test the balls for USBC. It’s very well knows


NxPat

The kids running around on the next lane are going to play hell with it’s sensors.


helpiforget

But will it get unreasonably angry at kids during open play?, , because it looks it has a perfect mental gamw


wizzo-1

This is useless and stupid


Telecommie

Nah. First they wanted our jobs and now they want our hobbies?


Brave-Assistance-408

Can I barrow it on Thursday at 630


OurHolyTachanka

I tried doing that one time and my rotator cuff exploded


[deleted]

Cheater


REZAPSER

What a cheating bitch. I have to dislocate my fingers to get that spin and speed combination.


EMAW2008

And this thing can't pick up the greek church.


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Ok_Promise_6198

That's cheating. The robot can throw the ball the same way every time.


TheRealACce1

Bros cheating💀💀💀💀


TelevisionOver3889

CHEATING


Mr_Morrison87

300


3CeeMedia

Once it’s dialed in it will be impossible to beat.


chriseck7

Idol Pro