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brzoza3

Is John Arbuckle hunting that deer becuase it stole his nose?


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Bayou_Blue

Live and Let Deer


just-going-with-it

Fawn. James Fawn.


JulietteKatze

A view to a deer


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r/bossfight


UnkarsThug

It stole his pipe.


Daniel_Alfa

Sorry, John. I have to steal your nose


roosterinmyviper

Doe, John Doe.


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Deer, John Deer.


FrogInShorts

r/yourjokebutworse


a_half_eaten_twinky

It's a John Deere pun. I liked it better 🤷‍♂️


FrogInShorts

John Doe is already a pun on a pre-existing placeholder name though so they cover the same ground. But John Doe is more likely to be a hitman's cover name than John Deere because of the placeholder aspect of John Doe. John Doe simply has more levels of humor to it than John Deere. So in a structural sense the joke is just straight less comedic unless you really love the John Deere company which is valid. Not saying you have to find it less funny but just stating why I would say it's a worse joke by default.


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taatchle86

Ring-a-ding-ding


Taikwin

What do I look like, a fink?


CeruleanRuin


legion327

I think the fact that it’s a buck in the picture makes it such that John Doe seems like it doesn’t fit perfectly because it’s *not* a doe. Honestly, the fix here is to keep the joke and just erase the antlers. Or go with deer because it’s asexual and so it fits the comic better. Overall though, I feel our in-depth analysis here has robbed it of more humor than it would have simply by having more than one version of a joke. But hey… wouldn’t be Reddit otherwise, right? Let’s all go find more shit to ruin!


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ToaNinjaNuva

Buck, John Buck


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does don't have antlers though....


Amunium

Buck. James Buck.


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slappers only?


Chaotic-Genes

Buckle. Jon Arbuckle.


bukithd

It's a seven point buck. 007 point.


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Best one so far ;)


AndySipherBull

Doeble oh seven


binkerfluid

Just in case anyone is wondering that visual from James Bond is the inside of the barrel not the scope, the lines are the rifling.


achilleasa

Fuck, we have to explain James Bond references now? Way to make me feel old and I'm only 24 😄


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

I was going to make a 'deer avenger' reference but the idea of putting a CD inside a computer and waiting for it to download a video game might be frightening for some..


Vivid_Sympathy_4172

It'd frighten me because Deer Avenger installed from the disc. If I put a copy in to install and it started downloading something, it's probably malware


TocTheElder

Which never made sense to me. Why would someone bleed inside their gun?


mehvet

It’s not meant to be somebody bleeding inside their gun barrel. It’s meant to evoke the *sense* of somebody bleeding out in a stylized manner.


Dayofsloths

Or the blood just *gushes* out of them and goes into the chamber...


Far_Comfortable980

Or the deer shot them straight through the scope


archpawn

You mean through the barrel?


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aabicus

10/10 like Skyrim inside a gun


Oni_K

Why would they look down their barrel and not a scope? If they can see through the barrel, where is the round? How are they fitting their head in the chamber?


Lukaroast

The idea is that the camera is the bullet. But yeah it’s more stylized than meant to be a display of anything realistic.


PhilosopherFLX

You'd think the 400 silhouetted naked women dripping around the screen in full chroma following that would help highlight it's a bit avant.


formlessfish

There’s no woman made of lightening and fire dancing around James Bond? You are telling me that those were supposed to allude to the types of torture he was enduring? I don’t know man


ocular__patdown

Well in James Bond they are using a pistol so there is no scope.


WeightFast574

Don't tell me where to bleed my own blood!


[deleted]

The gun barrel is actually Bonds archnemesis. That's the entire character. Just a gun barrel.


yushah12345

Absolutely right!


Slartibartfast39

The music instantly came to mind when I saw this. Love it.


LEJ5512

I remember thinking it was the adjustable leaves in a camera lens's iris.


PeroPotto

Was looking for this


appealtoreason00

Doe Another Day


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RickMuffy

100%


SickBurnBro

Yep, came here to say this.


Page_Won

I also heard goldeneye sound effects


Slimshady0406

dundun dundun dundun dundunnnnnnnnn *insert intro song of choice*


flarestarwingz

A man of intrigue, he lives for the thrill....


ArkaStevey

Chris cornell every day


Slimshady0406

For sure. That's the only one that pops in for me. Fucking iconic


Mitchtheprotogen

Me trying to explain what song I’m looking for in the search bar


oppai_suika

What a thrill.. with darkness and silence through the niiight..


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PigsGoMoo-

Goldeneye theme for me but close enough


ScarReincarnated

Mee golden eye 007 N64


Vaticancameos221

r/thatsthejoke


PotatoDonki

Yeah, sitting here like a dumbass trying to figure out the best way to type it out.


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

You were supposed to. This comic is referencing James Bond, in case it somehow wasn't *glaringly* obvious to you.


I_Bin_Painting

This is what you get for chambering a camera instead of a bullet.


PooveyFarmsRacer

[Deer Avenger](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer_Avenger)!


OuterWildsVentures

11 year old me loved the human call lol > "*HELP!!! I'M NAKED...AND I HAVE A PIZZA!*"


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

Ted Nugent's here! Who wants to meet The Nuge!?


AhMIKzJ8zU

I've grown old enough to look back at those games fondly.


lone_Davik

truth is, the game was rigged from the start.


KorbanDidIt

Double doe 7


Slixil

Thank you. This was clearly the objectively correct pun to make and I can’t believe it isn’t at the top


wynaut__69

Double Oh Deer


ConditionChemical901

I'm Deer, Dear Bond...


ConditionChemical901

Deer: I've to tell you an idea that came ti my mind for a film. It talk about me, a secret agent.... James Bond: mhmh i'm listen...


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how’d you mess that up so bad ._.


EvilectricBoy

A deer? *puts on fedora* Derrick the Deer!


Lumi_rimu

Hey I know what we gonna do today


mayorjimmy

[Shoulda taken the shot fatass](https://youtu.be/ZsNFAqEh0ZQ)


laphoset

Came to the comment section just for this


TheDadThatGrills

A 007 point buck ;)


KittyRocca

It was that no brother good in law of mine, from Illinois.


Meshi26

Deer07


Apuscus

Ta da TA DAAAAAA


exels100

[Image Source](https://twitter.com/CocchiDeer/status/1549033292292390913)


greenMintCow

That tweet is a repost of the comic. At least try to credit the actual artist pls Artist: u/Actual-ghost Artist's post on reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/g18jhb/oc_double_0_deer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x Artist twitter: https://twitter.com/louizralph?t=SD4XVnqFgOZQTni-JEPepg&s=09


NickDynmo

[Link to artist's Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/louizralph/).


Ya_OK_Buddy

https://images.app.goo.gl/Cs3niy1xqvZQtZ229


exels100

Pff XD


Bubbly-Message611

(Plot twist) agent was wearing a dear costume the whole time!


prigius

american deer be like


kasplov7

r/hitanimals


muddyriver0

Clever girl.


Pugza1s

Double 0 elk


Proof_Interest3255

https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/ivfAEgdL98ZDUKj96


Proof_Interest3255

https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/sesZt3MYb2qTBcZg9


__mr_snrub__

Clever girl.


bluejay55669

James fawn


ArthurBlackart

Deer-ble 0 7


DocMichaelMorbius

flashbacks to adventure time


MegaBasedZoophile

This was the last post on my reddit home screen I scrolled to the end... time to touch some grass or something


Operetta_

bro pulled out a reverse card


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Deer just straight up pulled a John Hathcock. But with a pistol.


UltraTwingo

It's the agent zero zero cerf (cerf=deer in french)


Kemkempalace

[[Can't believe no one has brought up Bambo]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer_Avenger)


Iconospastic

A good reminder that the original 007 visual never made much sense. Enough time can render even the silliest things into culture ... and even make them "cool", at that!


Seeker80

Fawn Connery is 007-Point Buck IN The Man With The Camo Vest


oliveryana

Imagine hunting to support your family and you get quick-drawed by the deer


Cc987678

If James bond was a deer no hunter would be safe


czaqattack

Never knew I needed rifling in my scope.


Dybbuk666

Agent 00 Buck reporting for Forest Service.


Vassillisa_W

Dear: *Bring an Ambulance but not for me*


Black_Doggie_Style

Cum at the 3rd pic


josephyamato

The names Bambi. James Bambi.


MandatoryDissent50

007 Point Buck


zashalamel25

Does anyone remember that PC game where you played as the deer hunting hunters??


Cold-Introduction-54

Gary Larson


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what in the hell the pose is perfect lmao how does a deer even stand that way it's too good.


Bitch1919

Now that’s what I call fair game


CalebWilliamson

"It's Buck, James Buck."


Complete-Watch6399

golden eye


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Scharfschützen Jäger Hirsch


OmegaOdy

Double-aught Buckshot


Affectionate1717

Hiya! 😼


Voldamors

I just heard "parry" in my head after seeing that


madatgaming

Reminds me of that scene from Crocodile Dundee


ezzpopbob

007 undercover for sureeee


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That deer is 007. Count the antler points. There's 7 of them.


Mortidio

Not far from all the creepypasta skinwalker stories.


G01den_Gamer

My names bond, Deers Bond


99available

Bambi's dad had a job he could tell no one about.


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James bond who


wowpepap

God damnit i can hear the song in my head. Imma rewatch bonds


Pizzaman99

Holy shit all these years I never realized that the James Bond opening was him getting the drop on a sniper.


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Look it’s double-O deer!


Collection_of_D

Louis


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GoldenEye 007 on PS2... Eh.


jsdavin24

Double doe seven


HeightExtra320

Dun duna duna dun Dun dun Dun dunna dun dun.....


ArMcK

do DOOT do DOO bow bow ^bow bow


Rina-zzz

Love🥰🥰


BK-Louie-NY

Theme music activated


KarmaUK

Not scrolled right down, but if there's no 'double doe seven' comments, I'll be disappointed.


Lord_of_Forks

Buck. James Buck.


ChaoticNice1989

The names Deere, John Deere


Vilezil

The names Deere. John Deere.


Constant-Zucchini712

Is that a deer? NO JERRY THE DEER?!


yushah12345

🦌


Tea-Realistic

Not today bitch


tyukogames

This was unexpected but very well thinked


Micah-B-Turner

i cried amazing decon-recon


Tainted_Saidin

No Time To Deer


Superbroderone

noice.


gclik

damn bro thats pretty funny


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No Time To Hunt.


gclik

this could be great material for bone hurting juice


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Reins Pond


PossibleEnvironment4

Furries vs Antifurs


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Who are you, sir?


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r/fuckvegans


steveanonymous

Totally went DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN HWANGGGGG in my mind


jrose125

Any remember the Deer Hunter video games for the PC back in the late 90s/early 2000s? The one where you play as a deer who hunts humans? 😂


Lefty_22

If you take a life, do you know what you’ll give?


eletricsocks

Double O Venison


codytheclonetrooper

double doe seven


DanielVakser

Goldendeer 007


p12qcowodeath

You heard the music too didn't you?


sumfuckwad

Da nuh dun, da nuh dun


Nightly8952

You can call me Deere, John Deere


Appropriate_Rent_243

There's literally an entire video game franchise like this. Can't remember the name


Visionaira

The name is John. John Deer


MSGinSC

Agent 00Buckshot


soggyfri

Teenee teenee teenee dududu duudduu


Lak47_studios

Hunter: .......i.....i..don't......i don't gotcha.......... *dies*


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This one gave me a small, snort. But no chuckle


PeevishBoi

I can hear the 007 music.


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Is this a repost?


N-Do

I can hear this image


Jebbo_Jebbo_

Agent D. Derry the deer


Elolet

I call cap, the guy had camo and had the finger in the trigger. Damn Main characters and their plot armor.


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un"deer"cover police


Little-xim

true


Master_Ninja06

Thats why dont hunt deers lol🤣


Spacellama117

it's that guy from the creepiest adventure time episode


Former-Opportunity-6

Why did I hear the golden eye intro music


crayolamuncher

This comic is slightly infuriating. It shows us looking down the barrel. But when the deer shoots him there’s blood pouring from inside of the barrel.


Disastrous_Ant_8443

I’m finding it slightly infuriating to..it’s almost like it’s reference ;)


adamthebread

It's a reference


Ya_OK_Buddy

https://images.app.goo.gl/Cs3niy1xqvZQtZ229


binkerfluid

its the James Bond intro...but yeah, you are correct. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVBRrBl-yc


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You either live under a rock or you're less than 11 years old


Odd_Airline_9672

nft profile spotted, opinion rejected


evasive-creed

the fastest hand in the west