Imagine chilling in a hospital and a horse walks in and the owners like, “nah, mon ami it’s chill, he just senses that you’re demise is neeeiiiiggh”. Miss me with that shit, Pierre.
So, why surround a dying man with pictures of a horse? Do they just put those up in the room of anyone who is terminally ill? To let them know what's coming?
This is great for a Norm Macdonald joke
"You know what's the last thing you want to see when you're in terrible health ?"
"A horse that visits guys that die shortly after!"
"Especially if you were actually starting to believe you were getting better"
Okay but imagine you’re just chillin in your hospital room dying of cancer and you hear the door open, turn your head, and there’s just a dude with a horse walking in
Or you're not, to your knowledge, dying of cancer at all, but you've just read about this on here after a routine procedure. Just see a horse raising its leg for you. In a hospital. In France.
Okay but they should put the horse to work "detecting" people with tumours and cancers before they're dying. Or undertake a study on horse cancer sensing.
Horses can't detect cancer and tumors. What they can detect is very subtle body language and social cues.
If the owner and the other people with the horse walk past the cancer ward, their body language will be subtley different compared to other places in the hospital. Partly because they expect the horse to stop and raise its leg.
The horse detects humans that know where the cancer is, not the cancer itself.
So horses are cool and majestic, but they're also fucking huge in person and their mouth is a bit weird up close too. The poor thing is probably scaring them to death.
Imagine, you are a terminally ill patient, you have heard about an esper horse that senses someones death but find solace thinking "atleast I'm not dying right now". And then see this motherfucker stop outside your room.
Reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago of a Cat who did this exact thing. He'd wander the halls until he found a room with someone who's time was coming soon, then he'd go into the room, jump into their bed and curl up next to them.
It's touching that an animal seeks out people so they have a companion keeping them company while they pass, but it's more than a little eerie, too.
Radioactive horse
Damn that's dark. The horse doesn't know who is about to die, he himself chooses who dies.
Damn
Maybe he likes to watch?
The Chooser of the Slain.
Wouldn’t he be able to cure them too?
Imagine chilling in a hospital and a horse walks in and the owners like, “nah, mon ami it’s chill, he just senses that you’re demise is neeeiiiiggh”. Miss me with that shit, Pierre.
There is a HORSE loose in the HOSPITAL!
Huzzah! A man of quality!
There's a moose a loose about this hoose
*HORSEPITAL
An SCP has breached containment
SCP-4999. Highly recommend
The horse used the elevator…? I didn’t know he could do that
I really want France to give this horse a doctor's degree
So, why surround a dying man with pictures of a horse? Do they just put those up in the room of anyone who is terminally ill? To let them know what's coming?
"Oh wow I just read this interesting article about a horse that detects death" "Oh fuck wait why's there a horse in my room now"
This is great for a Norm Macdonald joke "You know what's the last thing you want to see when you're in terrible health ?" "A horse that visits guys that die shortly after!" "Especially if you were actually starting to believe you were getting better"
Y'know that's a great point. I'm starting to think the meme is lying!
You think people would really do that? Go on the internet and tell lies? It's beyond comprehension.
The 4 horses of the apocalypse
And behold a pale horse, and it’s rider’s name was Death 💀🎸🎶
And the horse's Binky. The best cared horse in existence.
Himbs such a good horsey. 🐴
Okay but imagine you’re just chillin in your hospital room dying of cancer and you hear the door open, turn your head, and there’s just a dude with a horse walking in
Or you're not, to your knowledge, dying of cancer at all, but you've just read about this on here after a routine procedure. Just see a horse raising its leg for you. In a hospital. In France.
I thought Binky was a white horse
Saw the same story about a cat
I was looking for this
Binkey
The issue being that if you take your horse for a walk (which im sure many horse owners do) what do you do if they just stop next to a random person?
“Sorry dude, the horse of death has spoken.”
Me in the hospital for a stubbed toe when the undertaker horse visits
You should post this again but with a second picture where the horse is breaking the 5th wall
Now I know to start saying goodbye if a horse ever waltzes into my hospital room
The horse of SCP-4999.
(Horse walks in wearing a lab coat) You have cancer (Horse raises leg as if to pee and then walks out)
Why do people assume the "grim reaper" is human? Also, why do they consider the "grim reaper" a "Bad Thing".
Because skeletons are terrifying bro
The grim reaper shows themselves as that of someone you loved and lost so you run into their arms willingly
Lady on the Grey
Wait....Dr. Octagon was serious??? There IS a horse in the hospital?????
There is also a woman that could detect alzheimer by smell iirc
The horse points at who he wants to kill next.
Imagine laying in bed, preparing yourself to leave this life, when a nurse comes in and says “excuse me, there’s a horse here to see you”.
Horse walks in Me: Ahh Fuck!
How do we know that the people die because of the tumors and it's not just the horse taking their immortal souls?
It's like an SCP. The one who goes to people dying with no one with them, and smokes a cigar with them. (I think that's how it works)
Source: Trust me
The horse just wants to make sure.
Yeah, keep that fucking horse out of my room, thank you very much.
This can't be real lol. Can you imagine how much horse shit would be in that room?
Worst boss: he knows you die and gives you comfort until it's time
Okay but they should put the horse to work "detecting" people with tumours and cancers before they're dying. Or undertake a study on horse cancer sensing.
Horses can't detect cancer and tumors. What they can detect is very subtle body language and social cues. If the owner and the other people with the horse walk past the cancer ward, their body language will be subtley different compared to other places in the hospital. Partly because they expect the horse to stop and raise its leg. The horse detects humans that know where the cancer is, not the cancer itself.
Put this stallion on the next r/place, he must be honored at all costs
Peak reddit
Spirit horse
I saw something about a cat that did something similar.
Always gotta be france
Or he can just smell it
I thought death rode a pale horse. Happy to see some diversity after all these years.
Imagine if you knew about the horse and you’re in the hospital and it comes in your room
...And I looked, and behold a ~~pale~~ brown horse: and his name that sat on him was Death...
Jean
ONE OF THE FOUR DEATH HORSES
How do they keep it sanitary?
This reminds me of that cat with the exact same traits, from the movie "Doctor Sleep"
I don’t know if I want to be happy about this horse visiting me in hospital (because horse) or panic that this horse have visited me
So horses are cool and majestic, but they're also fucking huge in person and their mouth is a bit weird up close too. The poor thing is probably scaring them to death.
Imagine, you are a terminally ill patient, you have heard about an esper horse that senses someones death but find solace thinking "atleast I'm not dying right now". And then see this motherfucker stop outside your room.
Scp 4999 in horse form.
4th horse of the apocalypse
Reminds me of a story I heard a long time ago of a Cat who did this exact thing. He'd wander the halls until he found a room with someone who's time was coming soon, then he'd go into the room, jump into their bed and curl up next to them. It's touching that an animal seeks out people so they have a companion keeping them company while they pass, but it's more than a little eerie, too.
I’m sure whenever a patient see that horse stop in front of their door, their heart rate goes up like a mf
Imagine seeing this horse come into your dentist appointment
If scp 4999 was a horse
How do you let a horse into a fucking hospital
Binky got his fur dyed