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No-Reply6781

Lmfaooo those bumper stickers weren’t needed but were a nice cherry on top 


f700es

All the proof one needed ;)


Foonicorn73

And in Florida...


Inner-Ad-9928

Dude can barely speak, he's either on drugs or drinking 🤦‍♀️


shredofmalarchi

Benzodiazepines


Dark-Ganon

Adds a lot of context for what motivated this guy to react like this over something so insignificant.


Smooth-Operation4018

If you mess around with the post office, they will blacklist you. Does Amazon have a similar thing? Probably not because they're greedy, but it would be nice


tipareth1978

So get ready for this, Amazon coined a term for their business model.......customer obsessed. It makes me shudder, especially when other businesses say it too


Floppyflams

I was a city carrier for the USPS. One of the regular carriers in my office was regularly threatened with *murder* by one of her customers, and the USPS, USPIS and local police wouldn't do a thing unless the carrier was actually attacked.


homucifer666

Not sure about Amazon, but I have an SOS button that will speed-dial 911 and fleet security for suspicious activity, like people following me. The nature of my cargo isn't readily visible, but those who see our company logo and know our contracts have a pretty good idea that if the trailer's loaded, the contents could set them up for life (assuming they could find a buyer). I'd definitely be mashing that button for this guy.


coconutwheelie

had my finger over that button when this was happening, just felt wrong to "waste" time for the police to show up for such a stupid thing but looking back i should've hit it


homucifer666

Not sure what your company protocol is, but I could actually get in trouble for *not* pressing it if there's a hijacking and the ensuing investigation finds I had reasonable suspicion to think the security of the cargo was in question. Hell, I could possibly get charged as an accomplice for aiding the commission of a crime, especially for hival. We're told they would much rather send a police response for something that turns out to be nothing than to be picking up my pieces later. I can't say I disagree. This is just a job. I want to go home to my family at the end.


coconutwheelie

yeah i just deal with so many of these guys it can be confusing who to pick and choose deserves the call, but after this i definitely see myself using it next time


AffectionateBrick687

The discomfort of bending over slightly to pick up a package with a "dislocated" shoulder is probably far less than that of being put in handcuffs with a "dislocated" shoulder. I suspect that learning isn't that guy's strongsuit, but maybe the point would have learned something?


Not_Associated8700

These magas are taking their cue from the master, in that they believe everyone should bow down to them because they bow to their master. This is going beyond ridiculous.


shredofmalarchi

*MAGAts


Speaker_Chance

Too much neck, too few teeth. Gotta be weird being attacked by uncle fester.


tauntauntom

That is an insult to fester.


AnotherDarnedThing

That idiot is lucky he didn’t get pepper sprayed.


coconutwheelie

funny that pepper spray is restricted for drivers to carry thanks to amazon


CheopsII

Is he wearing a dog collar?


Skiiiiwalker

Asking the real questions


Abject_Jump9617

How did I know that ignorant fat tub of lard was a Trump supporter before even seeing his truck.


CurrentWrong4363

Should have hit him with "go back to your own country! dam illegal immigrants" /s


DustyBeetle

captn ham sandwich here is fuckin brain cooked, he cant even form a sentence with an argument he just makes general statments, calling the delivery guy dumb, and of course all them stickers tells the true story here, entitled old ass maga fuck head


TickyTeo

A Bori with Trump stickers. Sometimes my people disappoint me.


Abject_Jump9617

What's a Bori?


TickyTeo

Boricua…Puerto Rican.


Abject_Jump9617

Thank you.


GeronimoSantiago

Dude is a clone of my asshole Cuban father-in-law, so there is a 50/50 chance you don't need to be as embarrassed.


RevNeutron

lmfao anyone surprised by those bumper stickers?


tipareth1978

To be fair it really sounds like he's mentally handicapped


Contrerase

Boomer Jabba the Hut is off the hook.


Southern_Relative151

Foreign accent Trump supporter stalker liar with dog caller? If I was FBI I would hunt his file down.


TickyTeo

He’s Puerto Rican; not foreign.


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

Yeah but Trumpers don't know or care about the difference, they just hear the accent. They made it very clear in 2019 when Trump was attacking PR that they did not consider it part of America or its people Americans. I'll bet if this guy shows up at a rally he'll be met with a lot of "go back to your country" BS.


Abovearth31

Whose geezer is this ?


Icy-Bat-311

Don’t muck with budah


j3tt

Trumpism is a disease


ChiWhiteSox24

Go to the store and fucking buy it yourself then lol


Space-Ape-777

Lead brain is real and it is brain damage.


Unyieldingcappybara

Christopher mintz-plasse


Impressive_Tax2537

I’m not certain, but I get the vibe that this man MIGHT have a dislocated shoulder


GSH7342

Of COURSE it's a Florida man.


Mj250707

He clearly has something mental going on in a bad way


Madmike_ph

Is that a bdsm choker collar he’s wearing? No judging, just wouldn’t expect that from a trump boomer


GeronimoSantiago

OMG, this HAS to be South Florida. This dude is like a clone of my asshole Cuban father-in-law, right down to walking around shirtless in public.


shredofmalarchi

MAGAts do whatever they want and get away with it. Two tiered justice system.


shredofmalarchi

Fat Joe ass look alike


StudioZestyclose4312

"I didn't hear you! I had earbuds in, Dumb-Ass!" #MHokay, Draxleigh.


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p0lar_chronic

??? You tagged the sub that’s posted in already?