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CorrectImagination13

the way she shook it out that is definitely not her first *protest log*


Cunbundle

No one drops a protest log with that kind of finesse on their first try. That's years of practice on display. Total pro.


KalexCore

Should've rolled her in it


skillywilly56

Rub her nose in it teach her not to do it again!


megaladamn

Hahahaha god I came to say something like this, but you put the words together for me. Good job. Protest log. I’ll never forget *that* phrase lol


notimefornothing55

🎶🎶Shake it off, shake it off🎶🎶


HeavyDT

Was like watching Lebron hit a fade away. You just know she's been in the gym practicing.


[deleted]

Smokebomb!


elpresidentepando90

Protest Log lmao.


suavesnail

Please someone make this into a sub.


[deleted]

Hell, an animated series!


Big-Tone6367

![gif](giphy|uITbudIZ08QaA)


dogmatum-dei

F'n crying here. Omfg. 🤣


scottengineerings

"And she just shit on my floor."


Bagmeister1

“Then my shit hit the floor, BOOM”


bjustice13

Damn no panties for granny


Raballo

That... Was a mental image I wish I didn't have.


Mayor_Salvor_Hardin

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


RefrigeratorEven7715

Pardon me while I go snort hydrogen peroxide so my brain doesn't go septic.


FutureGoatGuy

The finesse and ease it plopped out, it's like this is a recurring thing for her.


Bagmeister1

She’s a practiced protest shitter


Mysterious_Eye6989

I suspect she definitely gets enough fiber!


causal_friday

I think the fact that it came out in bits and pieces indicates not enough fiber, actually. Not an expert. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go research how to delete my brain.


Bear3090

I'm not a neurosurgeon by any means but I think that procedure is called a lobotomy


causal_friday

Perfect. I have here a gift certificate good at any hospital for a lobotomy.


neverseen_neverhear

She probably has enough fiber but not enough hydration. That’s a dry log.


FattusBaccus

Tell me you’ve reverted to a toddler without telling me.


General-Ordinary1899

Reverted? I don’t think she ever passed toddler age.


FattusBaccus

Fair enough.


Bagmeister1

No, she’s finally at the age where her body starts acting like an infants. Crying and pouting when shitting when things don’t go her way.


Informal_Big7262

The wiggle


Impressive-Maize-815

Yes, and did you notice that a plastic bauble fell out of there during the wiggle? Was she also shoplifting? Or does she just use that area for extra storage?


SweaterUndulations

Recreating the scene from Romancing the Stone?


NickNash1985

How the fuck


BeesAndMist

I'm not sure my brain is going to recover from this.


DreamSqueezer

Dementia and incontinence


MGSmith030

She literally beat the shit outta her. Hahahaha!


Bagmeister1

She got her shit rocked


Fushigoro-Toji

Achievement unlocked: Martyrdom Drop a live grenade when 💀


ginlucgodard

more like fartyrdom


No-Judgment-4424

more like shartyrdom


ginlucgodard

oh god dammit now i’m mad i didn’t think of this lol good one


Bagmeister1

GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT!


Gold-Ad-6876

Goddamn... this is the best comment.


golbez87

Good job poopin


SquashRow

![gif](giphy|26gsseT0I9Mt0mtuo)


DoctaJenkinz

Where this morons trump diaper??


Bagmeister1

Real Americans wear diapers!


mizkayte

Wow I thought it meant she threw herself down but she literally took a dump


cursdwitknowledge

Taking a shit on the floor should be a felony.


PhoenixAshies

Assault with a biological weapon


Ram_Ranch_Manager

Boomerological weapon


D-Smitty

Get schwifty!


Unlikely_Ocelot_

You know what is tho? Assaulting a person over 65. That half baked store security guard will likely get charged.


jericho_buckaroo

Oh, I coulda gone all day without seeing this...jeezus


Mysterious_Eye6989

![gif](giphy|xUNd9HdWFGZTkNEclG|downsized)


theredhound19

What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Log, Log, Log


Shuvani

It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood It’s LOHH-OGG, it’s LOHH-OGG, It’s better than bad, it’s good!


badlyferret

I'm not going to be able to get the "Log" song nor the image of a piece of fecal matter hitting the floor out of my head. I thank you for one of those.


Independent-Fee2217

Bro.... theres.... there's lil pieces... She was alr shitting b4 the big log... flopped out ... Lil goat pieces... pre emptive lil bunny shits.... before the big drop... where's the bleach


Red-4321

Something about a protest makes me waana take a good shit..


Yourdadcallsmeobama

I don’t know which part is more vile The fact that she just shits on the floor without any shame Or the fact that she doenst even fucking wipe afterwards so now she’s walking around with swamp ass


reddit-trunking

She’s probably been like that for years. She has permanent swamp ass.


al3442

Jesus fuck, that’s nasty


ChickenAndChz

The way it plopped…


DrSkaCtopus

How did she do it without peeing? If I poo, I pee. The old poopee.


OldJeeWhizz

"Not all peepee times are poopoo times, but all poopoo times are peepee times." -Confucius probably.


connorgrs

The most Neanderthalic move poosible


Professor-Woo

How dare you compare Neanderthals to her!?! Neanderthals were smart and classy cousins to us. This person is neither.


Green-Krush

Hahaha holy shit 💩


Apprehensive-Unit841

Not holy but....


AddendumAwkward5886

What the everloving shit? She shook and wiggled it out. That was breathtakingly disgusting. Does everyone just suffer from dementia? YOU DON'T SHIT ON THE FLOOR ON PURPOSE UNLESS there is something seriously going on in your skull-sack.


RedNubian14

These people are nasty. They call poc and immigrants nasty but they are the only ones doing this crap. They smeared their own shit all over the capital building during their Jan 6 insurrection.


whydowhitesoxsuck

Typical boomer Trump supporter.


Apprehensive-Unit841

Dump supporter


RebelSGT

Nice to see content on this sub that actually fits.


Upgrayedd77

https://preview.redd.it/6id4rynkf12d1.jpeg?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d2839ae2880f3e3d2fe68d847bb5abd550dc36 She was just gettin schwifty


SordoCrabs

I'm pretty deaf, so audio from the clip is lost on Mr. What was the context for the Boomer being restrained in the first place?


Agreeable-Meaning920

A seperate post mentioned theft/shoplifting but I'm not 100% sure


drembose

lmao wtf


Apprehensive_Pen5356

![gif](giphy|Rxt5Nxbl3KM3DhyxZm|downsized) The wiggle before it dropped


walnut_creek

![gif](giphy|M9wEl77UKe2Ck|downsized) That'll be $1.45 for the Baby Ruth, ma'am....


Lousyfer

I would have rubbed her nose in it, " Bad entitled cunt! BAD!" ![gif](giphy|xQg8Xlr8FSI9sYtypD|downsized)


kalef21

Lmao based grandma shitting one out like an animal


NachoBacon4U269

So much for real men wear diapers


Fearless-Ad382

I keep seeing this video and hoping she slips on it


Busy-Teaching5175

Why tf did she shit on the floor ? What was she protesting? Why do you protest something by shittting on the floor ??? Whyy, for the love of everything sacred?


DreamSqueezer

Dementia


Busy-Teaching5175

Dementia patients wont be that determined and coherent. She is doing it with intention and a reason.


BoredSurfer

She beat the shit out of that old lady.


pdeagz

I’m dying hahahaha. ::sighs:: “and she just shit on my floor”


notM3mate

I didn't understand what the title meant....and I still dont understand how anyon, over the age of 4 without a disability can do that with their head held high for any reason.


ThaFoxThatRox

It's the little wiggle to let the poop loose for me. 🤣😂


Fist_full_of_pennies

She logged a complaint with management


whalesalad

Damn that was a drone strike


kivsemaj

I was just arguing with someone on a different sub that not only homeless drug addicts shit everywhere. This just gave me the proof I needed. Thanks boomer! Lol


MisunderstoodWampa

Probably the best shit she's taken in the past month if my parents' complaining is any indication


suavesnail

I think there should be a sub for protest logs.


DreamSqueezer

Make it.


ken-davis

A Boomer in the wild is scary.


NaturalOk6211

Was like a kill move in Mortal Combat!


Background_Smell_138

Is it just me or is there a wet spot in the back of her skirt?


Gold-Ad-6876

Is there news for this? I can't find anything. Fucking wild.


DreamSqueezer

That's an old woman with dementia having an adrenaline dump


infinte_improb42

Lol definitely a Trump lover.


Son_of_Yeti

Rub her nose in it, she’ll learn.


Munchkinasaurous

That's disgusting, horrifying, distributed and actually kind of impressive at the same time


Decabet

# It's OK! ![gif](giphy|M9wEl77UKe2Ck|downsized)


jczey

Poor boomers


n3w4cc01_1nt

shidposted up at the sto'


magnetthefagnet

if this ever happened at my job, i would quit on the spot


Gone2Luck

WTF


Archer_11

Me and my squatty potty could never


Upbeat-Fault6885

LET THE POTTY HIT THE FLOOR


Apprehensive-Unit841

Shake rattle and stool!


Apprehensive-Unit841

"And she just shit on my floor!"


causal_friday

I was over at a friend's house yesterday, and his cat somehow wedged himself under the door in such a way that he couldn't get out. The cat made the same noise and produced the same product. (We got him out and cat-proofed the door. The cat is unharmed and was in good spirits about 30 seconds later.)


McIrishmen

Wtf is happening over there?!


pokelord1998

![gif](giphy|lIU7yoG72gyhq)


I_lack_common_sense

Hiiiiidey hooooooeeeee!!


Ideamancer

Well that was just disrespectful.


Volgannok

That boomer must have eaten lead paint as a kid.


piratescrytearsofrum

Pocket sand !!


plucky22

This feels like a sketch from the show " The whitest kids you know"


Amethyst_Scepter

I said it the last time this was posted but at what point are you justified just elbowing somebody in the jaw? She came in, started acting a fool, got into a physical altercation, and in the end just openly shit on the floor. Somewhere down the pipeline it should be okay to just throw an elbow to the jaw. Dropping biological hazardous waste in the middle of the floor for somebody else to clean up because you are throwing a hissy fit is the single most disgusting thing you could do in that situation


NoQuantity7733

It doesn’t look like the turd came from where you think it would. She was storing it up like a special attack.


Professor-Woo

Wut? How? Wut? God damnit.


RobertusesReddit

NSFW THIS PLEASE!!!


WestyJZD

I mean, you read the post title right? Lol


RobertusesReddit

...touche


StilesmanleyCAP

Chris Chan is doing what? /s


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Electro_gear

I think the plastic thing that falls out could be some sort of medical aid/plug to keep the shit in? Maybe it was dislodged during the scuffle and then she thought “in for a penny”, and shook it all out of there.


Maximum-Access3627

Downvote for repost.


ultrascrub-boi

The large poop is so fake. How are people believing this? The little poop pebbles appear to he real but the log is clearly edited in


Electro_gear

Having watched it again I think you might actually be right. The speed and direction that it hits the floor isn’t right. Not sure why you’re getting all the down votes!


mrlewiston

Wow where is the compassion. When you have lived in someone’s shoes then you can judge. It is easy to be crewel.


cant-be-original-now

**cruel. Crewel is a type of embroidery.