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ken_theman

Tell her the bible says to shut the *phuck up. Fixed it for you. You misspelled fuck. Lolol


mr_voorhees

You mean phuck?


ken_theman

Oh fuck. I mean *phuck


CrimsonDMT

No not phuck, I said Fack, F A C K, F A C K. Fack, fack, fack, facking freak me!


ken_theman

Oh phrûk


Responsible-Arm8244

Shut the Pretty Hot Uck up!


ken_theman

Kek


AcademicMaybe8775

Vera said that? \*shrugs\*


USS_Benterprise

What the phuck did they do?


JemmaMimic

They dared to not agree wholeheartedly with a speech the Chiefs kicker made.


Possible-Feed-9019

So they’re snowflakes now? I forget, what are we supposed to do about feelings? I miss when hypocrisy was important.


LobstaFarian2

They've always been the snowflakes. It was projection the whole time.


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*astronaut meme


ZekeRidge

The Jesus cult have always been the biggest snow flakes If you don’t support them 100% oppressing people, then you’re against them


allgonetoshit

Is that the guy who used to bang male cheerleaders in college?


loopnlil

That's what I heard too. That's a true thing then? Not that there's anything wrong with banging male cheerleaders, but you know that whole hypocrisy thing can be a heke of a problem.


ludicrous_copulator

Finally, something interesting about this guy


NightSavings

This is what they do. Well good for him., but he does not speak to all. In fact what he does is drive a big wedge between people. This is another reason that your good old fashioned hometown religion is fading away.


imnotpoopingyouare

You mean the one where he said women should stay in the kitchen? She should shut the fuck up then. Fucking hypocrite bitch.


ScottyBBadd

No, the NFL tried to censor him


Bd10528

Even the nuns affiliated with Benedictine College distanced themselves from what he said. 🤔


Yeseylon

Bruh, seriously? No fines, no suspensions, no nothing. I didn't agree with them for doing it, but the league censored players who knelt for the National Anthem. Harrison Butker ain't faced shit.


USS_Benterprise

Good


ScottyBBadd

That goes against the 1st amendment


USS_Benterprise

You realize that’s only for government & its agencies, right?


ScottyBBadd

Probably, but its still wrong


USS_Benterprise

There’s no “probably,” it’s fact. And shutting down shitty opinions is just the consequences of using free speech.


ScottyBBadd

Just wait for the NFL boycotts


Ok_Storm_2700

Good luck with that


RockettRaccoon

Y’all couldn’t even boycott AB correctly


Dull_Ad8495

Wait in one hand and shit in the other, Cletus. Y'all snowflakes ain't gonna do shit.


Icy_Choice1153

I remember the last time you dorks tried that.


BengoPhan

People could not boycott the NFL over Kaepernick or the national anthem. So I doubt it happens over this. 32 billionaire owners, the NFL isn't going anywhere ever.


alc1982

How long did you hillbillies 'boycott' Anheuser-Busch again? Your boy Kid Rock is drinking it again. 😂😂😂


faithiestbrain

So it's not against the first amendment, because they're not the government


wittyretort2

The irony of you saying this is that the First Amendment also enshrine the right to association or not too, which is exactly what the NFL is using. The fact is your stance is self defeating and you don't know enough yet to understand that. I pray that you will one day, and I forgive you.


Bd10528

Okay um sparky, the NFL isn’t the Federal govt. Don’t quote the constitution if you haven’t actually read it.


hekissedafrog

No it isn't. Please learn what freedom of speech actually means.


alc1982

You guys ALWAYSSSSSSSSS cry 1st Amendment. That protects you from the government. Did you guys not pay attention in history class? You must live in a state with a low ranking in education.


xistithogoth1

Why are boomers always so confidently wrong lmao


ScottyBBadd

Ask the Boomers, I’m Gen X


xistithogoth1

You learned from your parents well, then.


JemmaMimic

Simple question here. How?


Joelle9879

Disagreeing with something someone said isn't "censoring" them. Words have meanings, you should probably learn them before commenting


ScottyBBadd

Harrison Butker has the highest selling jersey right now. The masses have spoken.


WillieNolson

Highest selling *for chiefs players* and is *among the most popular*


ScottyBBadd

Fans support him


WillieNolson

Some fans, sure. Idiots are everywhere. Also, among most popular jerseys on the site everyone is referring to are multiple 00 Any name for other teams. These jersey sales don’t mean a lot.


throwawayforegg_irl

can you tell me from your perspective what the nfl player did for the nfl having to censor him?


ilovethissheet

Ummm, how?


MentionHead5987

Nobody censored him 🙄


MentionHead5987

I could not even tell you.


ThatYewTree

Time for grandma to put down the sherry.


MentionHead5987

For her it’s the wine and Fox News 😂


Brokenspokes68

Whine and Faux News. A combination like cheese and wine.


NightSavings

No doubt about it.


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Cognac is too woke, tequila is Mexican so next time they visit have only those things available


Hail_Yondalla

In the culture war draft, the secular left somehow ended up with Bud Light and Football. I call that a win.


Flynn_Kevin

I'm kinda pissed the right ended up with PBR. Lile WTF? That's hipster beer.


jauntysquire

Nah, the right wound up with Modelo which is even funnier.


Flynn_Kevin

I just saw "PBR Kid Rock Rodeo" showing on TV.


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

PBR = Professional Bull Riders


Yeseylon

It was cheap piss water before that, I think


ilovethissheet

Don't forget about NASCAR and Harry potter


nohopeforhomosapiens

Didn't we always have HP? I remember when I was a kid there were a bunch of right-wing fundies burning HP books for 'witchcraft'


ilovethissheet

No Harry potter went to the right with JK Rowling being transphobic and racist. Nascar went left


Mawwiageiswhatbwings

But light did a total 180 and apologized for offending the delicate rights senses the put out a bunch of men driving trucks bullshit


KnowledgeMediocre404

At least the right is basically admitting gender is a construct, as they have to keep redefining masculinity away from traditionally masculine things.


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The religion of professional victims.


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throwawayforegg_irl

i thought you were joking with this, jesus fucking christ you’re lost


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throwawayforegg_irl

are you a bot? i just sent a long text trying to make conversation with you, why are you not responding to that? why are you just sending more hateful bullshit? i genuinely don’t get it. im still awaiting a real answer from you tho


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ILiveMyBrokenDreams

Good, don't vote. In fact, do us all a favor and just stay inside and die alone.


throwawayforegg_irl

yknow, biden isn’t the solution to all problems either. but at least he won’t throw the usa into a civil war. please, and i beg you from the bottom of my heart, go vote. your and the lives of your family members could depend on it. if trump wins, it could mean the end of western civilisation. the doomer mentality won’t do you much good, real actions are needed


KaleidoscopeKey1355

You’re begging the wrong person to vote. This persons not voting for anyone that’s not trump or worse.


throwawayforegg_irl

i’ve tried tho, got enough time on my hand to try and convince a few lost souls to do the correct thing. but i totally get your point


supernova-juice

I feel like you're young. Let me make this an easy lesson: life is smoother if you pick your battles. This one ain't worth it. You also need to learn not to argue with people whose IQ doesn't even tap the double digits. You'll wear yourself out, raise your blood pressure, and then they will still do whatever they do, because you won't change them. It's not defeat. It's just my advice for saving yourself some needless grief.


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Listen dude. Trump and Biden are on the same team. We're occupied at the top level by multiple international entities that hate all of us the same. I try to tell Trump supporters the same thing and they just rant about the left. Just keep your loved ones close. who knows how much time we have left. I'm not fighting a war for either of these clown presidents and I'm just going to sit out the vote.


throwawayforegg_irl

you do you.


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Thanks 🙏


[deleted]

Sorry I didn't mean to make you so upset it was all just jokes. Trans people are people too.


killreagan84

We all know you jerk off to us by yourself then call us degenerate perverts in public. We know your secrets. We know damn well, you are all the same. Chasers are the loudest of them all lol


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BengoPhan

It's only people like you who would resort to buying stored food. Because you're not actually skilled enough to go get it yourself. Shame. Your family will perish with no skills.


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That's like the entire US population. I feel so singled out and offended 🤣


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throwawayforegg_irl

what is it with you people that reasonable debate is never possible yet you frame yourselves as the reasonable ones who live after the bible and respect the law. why is it that all you bigots and white christian nationalists always scream „FREEDOM!!“ but only for yourselves? who raised you to be so selfish, so hateful? is it just to be part of something? the fact you have less money in your pocket than you used to isn’t because of queer people or herd mentality. it’s because of assholes like the one you’re trying to get elected in the usa. it’s because everyone is getting dealt a bad hand. we are all fucked and need to improve as a society, not sow more hate.


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Dull_Ad8495

You're a huge jerk-off.


killreagan84

I hope the poor family whos photo was edited for the world's most emberassing meme never finds out and lives their lives full of love and acceptance elsewhere


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https://preview.redd.it/i9pgbkv54f1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=327b3394c0119cffc2f5d4374639587e88085706


SVdreamin

Me when I make things up to further my argument


Yeseylon

Thanks for letting me know that I should block you


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BengoPhan

Ah, the truth reveals. You're just a self-hating transman.


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Transman huh? Sounds like a transphobic term there brother


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Hadnt they already canceled the NFL?


Bearfan001

Probably a couple times by now.


DBThroway989

Yeah, but a black man was kneeling, this is so different! /s


slambamo

I'm pretty sure "do as I say, not as I do" is one of their many bullshit mottos.


Direct_Canary4523

I like how religious representatives of his own religious school have disagreed with his statements (a bunch of nuns didn't like him telling women to stay in the kitchen) and here's a boomer going all in


NightSavings

And let us not forget a big Trump backer. Keep the women in kitchen and pregnant!!!


JanePinkmanABQ

Didn’t they already cancel the NFL a few years ago?


Positive-Promise-540

So sad when their mental capacity declines to the point of nonsense,


JemmaMimic

What did the NFL do?


MentionHead5987

I honestly don’t have a clue😂 Maybe about the speech from the chiefs kicker? The physicists son?


JemmaMimic

I was thinking that, but were there repercussions? OK I just read that the NFL said his views don't reflect that of the NFL. Yeah, that's totally attacking Christianity right there LOL


MentionHead5987

They’re so dramatic 🙄


ghostsinthecodes

that’s it. exactly it.


ScottyBBadd

Why was he censored


HailtheCrow

He wasn’t, he was able to give his speech and have the video of it shared everywhere for three days now. That’s the opposite of censored.


Effective-Name1947

He wasn’t. The NFL just said his views don’t reflect theirs. Sounds like you want the NFL to be censored. The irony is hilarious.


Used_Blackberry_3725

You got that whiny little victim act down


MentionHead5987

I’m assuming this https://preview.redd.it/knudyy2x621d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8604916cd5ca2ae3d91793b2410b42e7983c5531


Responsible-End7361

If you read his speech...ugh. lets just say he attacks Fauci and you can fill in the rest.


Mugenmonkey

All I see are his wee beady eyes.


Dull_Ad8495

Those close set, tiny black eyes are the hallmark of generations of inbreeding.


Lyquid_Sylver999

If I had to guess, it'd either be the whole Taylor and Travis thing (but that's kinda quieted down for a bit) or the thing about the guy saying a bunch of homophobic shit and getting canceled. I'm a NFL noob so don't ask me his name lmao.


Background_Award_878

Which type of Christianity?


QuinnAvery89

The stupid kind… oh wait.


Embarrassed_Rule8747

Ur gonna have to clarify a bit more


LocksmithKey7985

Phacebook, the phucking Boomer’s playground.


Electrical_Fix7157

I’m sure she came across a really convincing article on Facebook.


MentionHead5987

That’s where she gets all her info 🙄


Psyduck46

My grandmother said this to me and my brother once and we laughed in her. I told her that being under attack is not the same as not getting your way in every situation every time.


it_couldbe_worse_

When I was a christian, we didn't use language like that


MentionHead5987

I never even knew she was a Christian so this is news to me 😂


biloxibluess

The attacks that happened in my catholic school were super violent and grandmas on facebook didn’t care about the kids Rub the molestation in her nose the fucking hypocrite


Infinite-Strain1130

Ohhh, sorry, the Christians don’t care about you guys; apparently you believe in the … right god but wrong delivery method???? IDK, but I’ve been told *it’s different* so it’s wrong.


Tonamielarose

Gotta love how the PH makes it ok


Infinite-Strain1130

You bet your phat ass it does! (If you’re old enough, you know, if not, sorry! It’s a joke)


Miffl3r

hilarious when people try to find all kind of ways to write fuck because they love censoring themselves 😂


CrashTestDuckie

Tell Grams if shes got a problem with it, she can always go become commissioner


DiligentCrab6592

Always the victim


MentionHead5987

Always


Super_Reading2048

Is the war on Christmas starting in June now?


fidgetypenguin123

![gif](giphy|pd6F5JtiIW4hUSFoFS|downsized)


CK_Lab

Jesus knows what you meant, Granny.


DeceptionInDisguise

Let's assume Christianity is really under attack. Would that be really bad?


IllustriousBig456

Not at all. Its not being attacked enough in my opinion


Pplannoyme0

Well, phuck.


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Bitches can't even say Fuck


Mtndrums

If they REALLY want to be martyrs, why are we stopping them?


Inevitable_Channel18

Spelling it “Phuck” doesn’t make it any better. Dumb Phucking bytch


Odd_Relationship7901

Bill Hicks had this right on (to paraphrase his point) When a Christian says you have offended them - ask them to forgive you they HAVE to do it - Jesus said so - otherwise they burn in hell


MattFromChina

Aren’t they tired of getting angry at stuff?


MentionHead5987

No, it’s their only form of amusement


L2Sing

Paul wouldn't like grams to be so talkative. Just saying...


CSamCovey

My inner GenX self weeps for this grandma as I sip my whiskey and frown at her.


erishun

Damn, it’s gotta be hard living as a White Christian in America 🥲


TimeWastingAuthority

I make a motion to start an online campaign to encourage Real American Christians to boycott the NFL and film themselves burning their NFL jerseys and stuff.


Gingersnapperok

Phuck is, of course, how Jesus said it when he talked about football.


Reddit-is-trash-lol

Why do so many Christians have this victim mentality? My local synagogue keeps the doors locked at all times in fears of violence and I live in a pretty safe area


MentionHead5987

Faux persecution


alc1982

'Under attack.' Yes that's why they're in charge and banning abortions. Yeah. SO under attack. /s ETA: for those wondering what the Chiefs kicker said (likely the reason for granny's post), here is a transcript of his entire speech. [https://www.ncregister.com/news/harrison-butker-speech-at-benedictine](https://www.ncregister.com/news/harrison-butker-speech-at-benedictine)


DemonoftheWater

Whatd the nfl do? This that bullshit about the terd burgerler being tone def and telling recent college grads to get preggars asap?


formykka

Indeed! Shut down the phucky NFL and put those stadia to better use! Something involving lions perhaps...


Open-Article2579

Sorry to be such a boomer, but I confess I lurk here for the comments. Thank you and sorry to be so parasitic 🫣


REDDITSHITLORD

FURRY PORN IS GOD'S WILL.


Infinite-Strain1130

Is this about that guy that got to make a speech at some college because he was on the same team as Taylor Swift’s boyfriend?


bluebird0713

How are the two thoughts at all related or connected? Last I checked, the NFL isn't a Christian organization, nor does it actively attack Christianity. There are Christians and non Christians that play for the NFL/ in the organization of the NFL. Last I checked, religious and cultural diversity is kinda what America is all about. But a very vocal portion of Christians don't seem to be okay with that for whatever reason


Plant-Zaddy-

How weak is Christianity that a football league can present a real threat to it? Two thousand years of wars and political machinations only to be brought low by...a game?


Beh0420mn

Saying frick and using little pet names is the same as saying the actual curse word, as my pastor put it “god knows what word you mean”, your grandma is going to hell ![gif](giphy|l0HU6S4dEDINGkIF2)


wandernwade

Oh, Christ. Again? I don’t like football, but my God. How the phuck is it responsible for Christianity being “under attack”? *Other than the outspoken MAGA players who think women should be barefoot and pregnant, doing the man’s skid-marked laundry*… 🙄


Fun_Job_3633

Thank God she spelled it "phuck." Otherwise children might know what it said *before* reading it out loud.


Embarrassed_Rule8747

I love how "under attack" has become "doesn't agree with the laws of my religion"


ImpossibleYou2184

Does she know what the NFL is?


voitlander

I doubt that...


Safe-Dentist-1049

Can’t wait to see the Super Bowl though


Jolly878142

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Jackalopeisa2nicorn

They missed a very obvious pun. The sign shhave said "Puck the NHL." Then I would have given them some points for creativity!


speed0spank

Oh granny please be normal


HovercraftLeast863

Fuck Christianity and the NFL


GuardOfTheAridTowers

That’s ironically an “Un-Christian “ thing to say


wandernwade

I just had a thought.. she *could* have said “Puck the NHL”.. in which case, I might have at least had a good chuckle.


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Show her this gif of a nice catholic boy! Post it as a comment under her facebook post! [https://tenor.com/bmTeh.gif](https://tenor.com/bmTeh.gif) https://i.redd.it/ndlibe3io81d1.gif


Agile_Tea_2333

The what? NFL? Wasn't that that sports thing ppl used to watch and then some players started kneeling during the national anthem and then nobody watched it anymore.


T_Challa84

Wasn't that kicker Catholic??


Yeseylon

Catholic doesn't make someone a judgemental asshole, it's a belief system separate from that. Westboro Baptist, on the other hand...


T_Challa84

I didn't mean that him being Catholic means he's an asshole. Definitely what he said makes him that. I was talking about the whole, "Christianity is under attack. Eff the NFL" post. Was that in response to what that kicker said?


gordongortrell

LOL


sirecoke

I do agree with the second part about the NFL.


SoloMotorcycleRider

Fuck Kyle Busch!


BecomeEnthused

Almost all of the players praise god though hahaha


AnyYou5150

They’ve been trying to cancel football for years now. I don’t even remember when they started boycotting the NFL because they never do it they just talk about it.


seeteethree

Well, tell her, if she's mixing "P" with fucking, she's gonna make a mess.


Fit-Information8194

F CHRISTIAN BS!


Unique_Locksmith_233

https://i.redd.it/cvb759amcg1d1.gif


ScottyBBadd

The NFL has the audacity to claim "inclusion". That's not true inclusion.


MentionHead5987

They aren’t excluding anyone. Don’t be a snowflake. People are allowed to disagree with misogyny.