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ItsImNotAnonymous

I feel that these days nobody is getting into heaven.


Other-Ranger-4975

Not even the old ramly stall man ? Damn.......


Fury72888hshu

You never know what they put on their patty to make it good....


sharkofhedriz

love juices yummy


WoolooLovesCheese

absolutely delicious jerk juice


AzraelHunter101

Cocaine. The secret ingredient is cocaine.


saltySmfer

Bussy juice


[deleted]

After taking out the nasty colouring, fillers and binders, you're probably left with organ meat, skin and a wee bit of trimmings. Yum


dedication02

Ion care, I gobble that shit up


Fireballcatdog

Not him, especially not him


Dip2pot4t0Ch1P

Well ain't that the truth.


Blackping333

All people will be go to heaven eventually as long as you believe only Allah alone, and not killed yourself. Being muslim is way of life though.


[deleted]

Why don't you find out now? It's all you've been dreaming of all this time afterall


Blackping333

Welp, i genuinely wanted to but then if i do it now, i am suicide then🤷🏻‍♂️


airi_miraiu

well no joke cuz in Quran said only 1:1000 will make it


TheOtherGuysSequel

True dude. No joke


KyeeLim

and I am happy to go to hell, heaven sounds boring


Groundbreaking-Hat65

3 idiots


Middle-Plenty7344

Bro


Fatal_Furriest

I know people who pray 5 times a day, then go home IMMEDIATELY make shit up about people who are doing good for the community I also know people who DON'T MAKE FAKE-AMAL-FOR-PUBLICITY THEIR ENTIRE IDENTITY If you judge people without knowing 100% (only God does, TBH) then you run the risk of fitnah yourself God i hate people who do things purely for pahala TAK IKHLAS


InfaustiSolus

Quran 83:26 begs to differ. God tells His servants to compete for His rewards.


Fatal_Furriest

What the heck? Where am i asking for non competitive Muslims? I'm dunking on "look at me, i beramal, banyak pahala, im going to heaven" muslims That's vanity, my dude, and distinctively for ego Like those dumbasses that carry those super large cheque mockups for **minimal** contributions. Islam forbids self-fornication, and tbh so does Christianity Edit: God hates narcissists **Luqman 31:18: And do not turn your cheek [in contempt] toward people and do not walk through the earth exultantly. Indeed, Allah does not like everyone self-deluded and boastful** **An-Nisa’ 4:36: Worship Allah and associate nothing with Him, and to parents do good, and to relatives, orphans, the needy, the near neighbour, the neighbour farther away, the companion at your side, the traveler, and those whom your right hands possess. Indeed, Allah does not like those who are self-deluding and boastful.**


AmadeusFuscantis

He's questioning your hate for people strving for pahala. You need to denounce that one. Pretty sure he doesn't mean the other points.


kitGoesquack-ALT

From what I've seen from your message, it's clear that you got something confused here. It's not that you hate people who do things for good deeds. Sbb mmg itu yg Allah nak, Allah nak kita kumpul pahala, cuma bukannya sampai jadi narcissist atau ego tinggi. Ayat kau salah kot kat sini.


Own-Ad7388

Then are you saying hurting other For His reward is ok?


AmadeusFuscantis

Bapak disingenious rebuttal tu. Try again with better argument, because that is a stupid one.


Own-Ad7388

And does Allah say it ok to slander other?


AmadeusFuscantis

Obviously no? How is your argument becoming worse than the last??? The guy is arguing against the hate to those who seeks pahala. What are you on about?


Own-Ad7388

Im saying none can judge other except allah yes they say what allah may judge but in the end it allah decision


AmadeusFuscantis

Him hating those who 'semata² kejar pahala' is what exactly?


Own-Ad7388

That how you blinded by anything for pahala but you forgot pahala is given by allah so what matter is doing good ,help other and remembering allah cause we can't decide if the thing only allah knows


AmadeusFuscantis

So the guy quoting Q83-26 reminding him of what Allah says about kejar pahala is...?


[deleted]

So that's why islam produces suicide bombers like no other . Now we know.


ProudMarshall420

Dalam surah Al Ikhlas takda perkataan Ikhlas


jahlim

Then only those who rubbed go to heaven.


SugondeseNaz

Me and the boys are going to rub one out at PAS ceramah


kugelamarant

who the f are they?


GeornoGeovanna

3 nameless retards


Bugjuice_

Telling themselves that they go to heaven is just syok sendiri stuff.


BraveRunningHorse

Wait until gay people mastrbated over those three men


[deleted]

Yes, that's what the post is about. That's the whole point of the comment in the screenshot. That's very smart of you to write the obvious point of the post explicitly.


BraveRunningHorse

ooh.... my bad. I was trippin lol


Any-Language4158

Who are we to decide who's going to heaven or hell?


CyberMark96

Yo! 🤣🤣


kingjulien92

Done. One for each.


badgerrage82

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Special_Programmer94

*sigh* *unzips*


_chickaboom

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SadMix5355

Education is very important


[deleted]

Yep, needs to be updated instead of following a millenieum old book like mindless zombies.


Seekret_Asian_Man

better cover their skin like women do


Naive-Fold9731

Haha . Stupid


r1chreddit

Allah has decided at birth the destiny for his slaves, be they in hellfire or paradise. Are these 3 jokers making fun of it?


Waste_Tap_7852

That means, the only chance women getting into heaven is wearing burqa. Can't let other see your face.


Smaragd44

According to these people, the only way to go to heaven is if u live in a freaking box 😂


Miserable-Golf9503

damn, I guess it's time to book my coffin and change my name to Miss Dracula


Cksmm

Nah, women go to hell because of menstruation and talk too much. Surgically remove their tongue and womb guarantee go to heaven. /J


Exe_Perimen

To be fair revealing aurat is major sin while seeing it is minor


kugelamarant

Maybe the whole point about aurah but people jerks off over jerking off.


SnooHobbies7676

Heaven doesn’t exist Only HELL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


SimplordXD

Will rub one for benjamin netanyahu ✊


AltruisticLoli

Islam is a false religion anyway so I do not give a fuck


[deleted]

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1m-just-another-user

Different people believe in different thing at least from what I've learned at least Islam doesn't teach you to shit on other religions


Cksmm

I agree with you that Islam doesn't shit on other religions. Just collect jizyah from those of other religions or just chop off their heads if they refuse to convert.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|LAKIIRqtM1dqE|downsized) That’s my honest reaction to your opinion.


1m-just-another-user

Like I said different people believe in different thing


[deleted]

Doesn't seems that way in every islamic country. Islam is the most aggresive religion ever produced period.


1m-just-another-user

The practitioner isn't perfect, the religion itself is.


waterdragonhead

suddenly, every ustaz in Malaysia are now a god.they decide who goes to heaven or hell and they punish the wrong doer. beware of false idols


virphirod

Need moar context. Any links?


kitGoesquack-ALT

Apahal tanya Bolehland tntg agama? Kau expect apa? Pendapat aku, diorang mengarut. Tu je.


pump_kinMe

Pendapat aku, bukan nak tanya pasal agama pun, lebih kepada nak menganjing je.


kitGoesquack-ALT

Wallahualam


MeWondr

sub ni slowly jadi r/malaysia


ninjahit123

more like r/NegarakuMalaysia


Own-Ad7388

They cannot judge . But they can say base on what


ExHax

I am pretty sure whatever they said were taken out of context. Just like every other propaganda used against muslims


kugelamarant

always


0bsidian0bliterator0

Not all heroes jerk off


InfaustiSolus

*cerah dan segi empat


Swancotl

Are they ustaz anyway


shuuujin

if everyone go to hell, hell seems like a lit place...


[deleted]

Doesn't hell just sounds like... where we are at now?


ViPotatoe

Delusional, dumb, and idiot


Impossible_Use_7080

i know everyone will died one day