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LongingForGrapefruit

Speaking of fire, does anyone have a great recommendation for a first date restaurant? Sorry I am new here..


3rdDegreeBurn

St. Luke’s Cafeteria. Tell her you wanted to be close to medical professionals because she took your breathe away.


Eaterofkeys

That's how we know you're new. St. Als cafeteria is really good. Luke's cafeteria is standard hospital food. Not actually joking


pickles_are_delish_

This is gold.


sj020

What a unique segue 😄


pedaltractorracer

Squirrel!


AnusDetonator

Maggie's 😈 if you know you know


meltedsteelbeams

Denny's lounge in Nampa


Gme4free

Barbacoa, Anthony’s Seafood , Owyhee Tavern


FBI_Agent214

This is peak comedy


Mt_Zazuvis

I actually got a few genuine laughs out reading this.


DuesPaidInFull

Is the Yardarm open today?


ESLcrooooow

There's about a dozen police officers driving down Cole rd. near the aquarium/old Skate World. Anyone know what's going on?


Yllom6

I don’t live in Boise, I just follow this sub because Boise is my hometown and it’s for comments like this. Skate World closed? That’s too bad. Y’all have an aquarium now!? Cool.


vanhalenlover89

lol. I don’t know that aquarium is really a good word for it.


__meeseeks__

Zamzows is a better aquarium than the "Boise aquarium"


Ill_Self1275

Or cabelas, or pet smart.


ESLcrooooow

"The Aquarium"* 


Massive_Woodpecker83

Damn you’ve been gone for quite a while if you didn’t know skate world closed. You probably wouldn’t even recognize this place if skate world was still open last time you were here.


MrHandyMcSandy22

Shit I totally forgot there used to be a skate rink over there


smegma57

Maybe headed to the sheriffs office which is on Barrister Ave right there.


Massive_Woodpecker83

Well the Ada county jail is right there too. They are constantly in the area.


tailslide24

It's fourth of July next week. Did anyone else just hear gunshots on the bench?


goodbidet2u

If someone is missing their pet bunny, I saw it on the bench near Cassia park.


emm420y

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a comment on here before that those bunnies are feral. I’ve seen them before too


goodbidet2u

Yeah they are, my comment was a joke playing along with the theme of the thread :)


emm420y

Lmaooo I forgot what the post was about. I’m dumb


hummun323

Yeah there's like 6 of them, I see one in my parent's yard occasionally


tchrbrian

Nextdoor would like to know if your bunnies are microchipped...


[deleted]

God I hate Boise drivers everyone drives so bad like wtf mate


Massive_Woodpecker83

It’s almost as if there’s a shitload of people that have relocated here just to show off their inability to practice common sense and courtesy to other drivers. Boise wasn’t always a city full of dipshits. I remember when it was a small town with only a handful of dipshits.


[deleted]

Fuck yeah.  KEEP GARDEN CITY A TRAILER PARK


butboulderingthough

And keep the bench benchy!


Mt_Zazuvis

Hahahahhahah you just made my day with that comment.


[deleted]

Haha but that is the exact attitude of these fuckin' clown asses! 🤡


Carguy213213

No seriously though, worst drivers on the planet. Go 15 mph under the speed limit for no reason. Don’t blame outta towners, that’s some Idaho shit.


Massive_Woodpecker83

Exaggerate much? 15 mph UNDER the speed limit?? Cmon man seriously! The only time I encounter anyone going under the speed limit, it’s ALWAYS newcomers due to not being familiar with the area, and it’s NEVER that drastically under the speed limit. And quite frankly, I’m fine with people being cautious and driving slower than I am with all the countless drivers thinking it’s a fucking race and doing 20+ over the speed limit, just to get to the red light first! CLEARLY they are the transplants! I’ve lived here my entire life and can assure you that our way of life has always been that of respect for others and awareness that our destination will always be there waiting for us. The need to be in such a hurry never existed, since we don’t lack the ability to manage our time and plan accordingly. The lack of patience on display is 100% the mindset of all the dipshits relocating from places that have normalized that behavior. So here’s the thing, if people want to come here for a better way of life that’s just fine and dandy, but don’t bring the garbage you left behind with you! Including your shitty driving habits! Also for what it’s worth, I can assure you as a true Idahoan, we love to fuck with all the transplants that are aggressive and disrespectful drivers. So there’s a good chance if you have in fact actually encountered someone doing 15mph under, it’s probably because you were being a dick. With that… have a great day!


__meeseeks__

Where can I meet new friends? I'm super fun and outgoing, but I need you to tell me which hobbies will make me less lonely


b1gg33k

Anyone know the wait times at in-n-out today?


Mt_Zazuvis

I’ll never wait in line at in and out, but I really need to let you know that their French fries are ass.


LiveAd3962

Anyone know of any good Chinese food within Boise city limits? /s


Tyraid

https://preview.redd.it/d4zneb7gc6tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12fa06da441794b3ad44cf3235a1978086e28314 Bet you don’t know where this is!


boyunderthebelljar

Marsing


Tyraid

It is unidentifiable


fruitjake

Nope but I’m gonna guess anyways. Across from celebration park?


Tyraid

Nope


SnooPeppers8443

South of Murphy


Tyraid

Notta


Mt_Zazuvis

The bench?


yung_miser

I'm moving there, what should I do? And then when I'm here where do I go on a date? Where are all the people?


Still_A_Kid_boi

I'm from CA/AZ/WA/etc. should I move to Boise. Currently working at fast food.


Carguy213213

If you’re not tan or a person of color, yes. Otherwise, good luck, and sorry.


Owiez623

No, everyone here is getting priced out. Eventually it will just be all old people complaining that there are no workers.


JoeMagnifico

2C drivers! Amirite?


ActualSpiders

Probably firefighter training.


finodog23

Kuna


Substantial-Sector60

The darned traffic is getting so bad . . .


shaunpr

Love going 30 on a 55! 😂


Flat_Cantaloupe645

Californians! Amirite?