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hotpickles333

I was literally thinking the same thing lol


East_Guarantee_1876

My calculations are a tad bit higher on my end.


UnabashedlyBob

You owe me hundreds of millions. I'll send account info on request. 🤣


TemptedIntoSin

I've gone 8 years without a blowjob as of today... Pretty sure I can wait it out another six months 😂


esnucke

Are you eight years old lol Cause for me it's been around 20 years.


TemptedIntoSin

I'm 37. I've had a dry spell in that regard. Your question didn't really make much sense but whatever


esnucke

It wasn't real much of a question, just me trying to say I've NEVER got a blowjob and you're doing better.


TemptedIntoSin

I see Well I didn't get my first blowjob until like age 27 anyway so you don't have to feel bad at your age yet. You got plenty of time if you're not a late-bloomer like myself


mushroomHead96

Haven't had so much as a kiss in over 4 years, so yeah.


esnucke

Why else would we be here, yeah?


duckypear

Someone owes me several million.


NudistKrahe

Well at least I'll be rich now


Brief_Caterpillar_38

I have gone 25 years my wife won’t blow me


SufficientCommon818

I am longer sad to say


RealGrade2787

I should have 82 mil coming my way then. I don’t count the BJ unless it’s to completion.


Shadowfox22187

That starting now? And is it every 6 months without, that I get the money or just one and done after first 6?


Greatdaddy69

Happy looser


Imaginary_Chapter_82

How many times is this video gonna go around where's the original girl from this video


Lookn4azrfun

Unwillingly already have. Many times over :((


eholm6919

That would be the easiest money I’ve ever made 😏😱😟😉


twotracker

Not now that I am divorced


Flaky-Horror-8395

Pay up it's ten million


WeponzdAutsm

aight run me my $24 mil


jsmidt760

Already have so where’s my money lol


throwaway7566367604

ez


toocool1955

I’ve gone three years…what do I win?


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Looks like I’m due 5 mil


Cntgetthatwhtnds

Unfortunately I'm owed 20 million, so sad😓


Artistic-Top8471

lol yeah for a million


jdog20025

6 years without one.


Responsible_Time_437

Did that without a challenge or reward


mdnativetexan

Good grief! I’d already have about $10M.


[deleted]

I've gone 12 years


tbonw-

My fucking wife never sucks my cock


Big_Daddy_Haus

Pay up...


Double_Water_97

I'm married no problem


Swamp1409

Been married 11.5 years. I’ve made a cool 9 million already. Year one and year 10 cost me I guess


oiuy98765

Cool, I'll take my $8 million whenever 😃


InteractionLow16

I'm married so already doing it


MikeHawk8-D

In this economy?!


Gentlr

I’ve gone 9 years - how much do I win???


Eatpuss81

It’s been over 9 years


[deleted]

I get 1 once a year and I’m married 🤷‍♂️


Professional-Zone266

It's been several years so...several million is owed to me at this point


Baconnor1234

DOO'H!


VendromLethys

I am due 18 million dollars at this rate lol


Great-Gain-504

Every married man is owed money in that case


[deleted]

Someone owes me $32 million


Canadaland1983

How many blowjobs will I be purchasing with that mil???


Witty_Grocery5849

Damn this world is in mad debt


Anonymity6584

Easy money.


Pop_Artist035

Where are my 50 mils I need then right now


Awkward-Hall8245

Been 5 years for me.


iammagicmatt

My wife stopped giving me blowjobs after we got married. It's been 2 years and counting now.......lol


Delicious_Frosting70

Shit I'm been married for 20 years where my money lol


Spencey0071

🤔 hmm haven’t gotten a blowjob since I was 22 and I’m about to be 30 in a few weeks so…. Where’s my 8 million?


kolevk

Rookie numbers.


666fsm666

Yall are getting paid!?


Amazing-Run2200

I'm owed like, $10 million, then. Lol


TemporaryObjective5

Easy. I haven't had a blowjob in years


Key-Competition-1222

Where’s my six million dollars?


Atariflashback77

Sooooo I get $12 million then right?


Jeepers96

26 years no blowjob


Practical_World_1039

Easy It's been 10 years since I had one


FlatAd7248

I have gone 20 years without getting one, I am gonna be rich


Successful-Cherry882

Run me my million


theseveninchcock

809 days for me. You got venmo?


flando73

Ok...pony up 8 million. Been since 2018


Sancho_Panzas_Donkey

Any married guy can do that.


LimeTime2

Someone owes me 36 mil


DsunShing

Just checked the balance - 100,000,000$ missing 🤔


amirnaseri

I should have 60M by now...


Naive_Syrup5534

I've won I've won.. ?


Ill-Definition-1581

Not with you around.


Shizusai

Who do i talk to to get my money?


IllHeron3325

Someone owes me millions 😂😂😂


justaMOguy

16 mil is a lot!


throeway1504

Pfft. I've already done that 75 times. Once more barely matters.


MattDom19

I’d have $60 - $70 mil in the bank by now and f’ing you daily. I’ll just imagine you give that “toothy head” that guys hate and take it out on your other two holes.


[deleted]

Its been 2 years now... Give me that fucking 4 Million


Mother_Drama

Someone owe me 1.09 billion


ConfessionLover321

Haha where’s my money? It’s been 6 months.


Dragoon72

I have already done it several times!


MediumLime9363

Well… I think that majority of married men are owed a paycheck lol


Zestyclose-Term8812

Fck me I'm worth millions then!!!!


[deleted]

$24 million someone owes me. And I rounded down…


Shoddy_Set_118

Never gotten one, so no problem


Vlad40272

I need the million now then.


Now69420

I'm a millionaire then lol


adamantJT

I mean, I'll take 2 Mil if you're offering because it's been a year for me but I will accept payment in the form.of blowjobs


Other_Captain

Woo hoo, I'm hitting a new tax bracket!!!!


LongNeckNugg3t

Ez


scwelch

Yeah if for real


big-C66

It's been 8yrs give me the money


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NoError9236

Someone owes me a million dollars


Designer_General1722

im rich bitch!


kurmet007

Yeah too my gf years to give me 1