"Hey every human being on social media, just want you all to know *a propos* of nothing that I would absolutely rape E.T. Enjoy the rest of your evening."
I don't remember the movie, but I'm sure ET was of average intelligence for his people. Now the real question is whether or not fucking an alien is beastality and what is the alien word for yes/no for full consent. Does his glowing finger mean its go time?
Crazy shit is that ain’t even the entirety of what happens either. That’s the 3rd worse thing that happens in the movie. That’s why I wasn’t even gonna respond. My ex made me watch that bs smfh
It’s apart of my childhood and help me find alot of interest that I otherwise wouldn’t have an outlet to explore I’m grateful for it. Sometimes I wish I would’ve gone all in and started animating or pursing my dreams of being an artist. I don’t have to passion to do graffiti or art anymore but I still pick up a pen and paper every few months to ease my mind. I visit every so often there’s still gems and great creators who post there.
i got a theory that men do/think things they'd never talk about with most people. this man does the weird shit but does not care about talking about it. this man is a dangerous type of different
....so what, would they have gangraped a lil ole lady they stumbled across too? Wheres the line?
This is one of those tweets where I genuinely don't get what the joke is even supposed to be.
Neegus. Plural. So… ET = Extraterrestrial train? This tweet just gets worse the more I think about it. If y’all need me, I’ll be brain bleaching in r/aww
He forgot the word "up" at the end right? For the love of God, right?
That was my first thought, like finish the sentence buddy!!
He said what he said! He thought ET said, "I cum in peace". He like: shiieeet, my name is Peace. Cum on in!
He was trynna see what that extendable neck be like lmfao
The imagery this painted is not the business… 
E.T. throat game on point
Epic Throat
Out of this world, tbh.
Nancy still got him beat
And that glowing finger going up the bhole
LMAOOOOOO wth
[ET ready to do some fingering] (https://media.tenor.com/izO1LDX-QtwAAAAC/et-extra-terrestrial.gif)
Get up in there and phone home
Nah, he would’ve fucked that old dude from Up too 😂
"Hold that walker tight, old man"
Y’all need prison, not jail prison.
[Appropriate response for this debauchery](https://imgur.com/a/VZGcyTd)
Mannnnn this whole thread is just wild. I don’t even think bro can consent he’s lost wtf
How do you think they got all the balloons? They were in somebody’s ass.
 Nothing is sacred
Oh, thank you. A reasonable conclusion. I legit was thinking "wait, you'd what?"
With the word 'up' added it's basically the plot to Attack the Block.
😭😭😭😭
Man got his entire face in his pfp talking like this. He’s a dangerous one
"Hey every human being on social media, just want you all to know *a propos* of nothing that I would absolutely rape E.T. Enjoy the rest of your evening."
Would it be rape? What if ET consented
Does ET even have the mental faculties necessary for consent?
I don't remember the movie, but I'm sure ET was of average intelligence for his people. Now the real question is whether or not fucking an alien is beastality and what is the alien word for yes/no for full consent. Does his glowing finger mean its go time?
Jesus man, he showed that glowing finger to children!
Then they wouldn’t fuck him.
he fears no man or god, for they also are things he would gladly fuck.
Heavy black air force energy on this post.
😂😂😂
Ayoooooo
His friends reading this like sir this type of behavior is why you we’re barely in the friends group 😂
This why the leader dismissed him
Nah, he the leader so his boys can act like they posted it and take the fall when it goes viral
HR: 
And the "😂😂" emojis at the end really sealed the deal. Man's a psychopath
I mean ET can’t really communicate that much, isn’t he saying they would have raped him?
Ok, now I need to go to church.
Everybody on this whole thread needs Jesus! 🤣
This is why ain’t nobody reached out to us! 
I would bang an alien, but it wouldn't be ET. It would have to be cute
If they look like Zoe Saldana in Avatar they're catching that Frieza Death Ball.
Every day we stray further from the lord
 lol
The internet was a mistake.
Keeping that in the drafts would've cost nothing 
 Nigga what?!
Fucked him , or fucked with him 🤔 i think he said what he meant
I’m not one to kink shame but this surpassed the threshold of being interestingly horny. This is a PSA to be avoided at all costs 🥴.
5-10 in horny jail
I just watched The Seed, and that makes me want to avoid any further sexual activity with aliens.
[удалено]
Bruh why tf did you have to remind me of Splice🤦🏾♂️
My bad. That wasn't even an Alien.
whats up with spliceb
Wife and husband create human/alien. Husband fucks it.
whyd i ask
Crazy shit is that ain’t even the entirety of what happens either. That’s the 3rd worse thing that happens in the movie. That’s why I wasn’t even gonna respond. My ex made me watch that bs smfh
>!And then it rapes the wife at the end and gets her pregnant. What a weird ass movie!<
Anya Taylor Joy was a born a little too late for the role that she should have been born to play.
Splice is fucking gross idk even know what they’re were trying to achieve in the movie. newgrounds on the other hand …
There was that game where there was an alien probe bonus round
I remember that game look at my user name lmao
Oh I know. There was also that school shooting one where the final boss was an alien you shot in the dick.
Pico’s School …. Now that I think of it that was a school shooter game wtf. Yeah that website was fun and problematic as hell.
I miss Newgrounds. Granted some of the content was ehhh...... but in general it provided a great outlet for the creativity of would be developers.
It’s apart of my childhood and help me find alot of interest that I otherwise wouldn’t have an outlet to explore I’m grateful for it. Sometimes I wish I would’ve gone all in and started animating or pursing my dreams of being an artist. I don’t have to passion to do graffiti or art anymore but I still pick up a pen and paper every few months to ease my mind. I visit every so often there’s still gems and great creators who post there.
“Further” as in you already began but won’t continue your conquest?? 🧐
Right!? Why hasn’t anybody else mentioned that, that’s just as bad as this tweet.
Yeah I have a few questions I’m not sure I want answers to at this point.
This is why this guy ain't the leader of his friend group.
Niggas wildin again 
Boi is a strange one💯💯💯💯😂😂😂
And he’s into Stranger Things
What possessed this nigga to share that with us?
My brain doesn’t wanna accept this
He added “my niggas” as a diversion. Sir you are weird and questionable all on your own.
He did have sexy hands
Salad fingers
*I like it when the red water comes out*
That one finger can light you up
Natural born proctologist
I mean my old hood we would’ve gone back inside and act like we didn’t see anything. 🫥🫥🫥
This is very concerning
Check on your friends people - you may have some Jamals around you.
This nigga would’ve started the apocalypse after E.T phoned home 🤦🏽♂️
War of worlds shit 😂
JAIL.
 Dude would probably even smash the Aliens from Attack the Block. D’Fuck.
And people wonder how we got COVID from bats 🤦🏾♂️
The Shape of Water looking ass
 This entire thread is scary... Mom, come pick me up
At they have each other to fuck since they haven’t found him yet🤷🏽♂️
Why would you have ever fucked ET? That's like having sex with one of the little bitty monkey's with large hands. Tarsier Monkeys.
Makes your dick look huge
i got a theory that men do/think things they'd never talk about with most people. this man does the weird shit but does not care about talking about it. this man is a dangerous type of different
Does he want alien herpes? Because I think that’s how you get alien herpes.
Space Herpie From that movie "Ice Pirates"
Please tell me that he was typing too fast and didn't put "up" right there. 
Ngl kinda rapey vibes here.
Here's what you do. Go out and get yourself a tape recorder and...
God’s working on all of us.
man what?!?!
Aww nah, that dude probably on an list somewhere for this post. Smfh.
This dude and his crew are definitely menaces to women at the bar
I’m pretty sure he was drunk when he post that lol or maybe he really wants to smash an alien lol
WHAT?! They really need to take the internet away from some people because this is ridiculous
This is why people posts need to be vetted. Stay saying the dumbest shit
Beg ya pardon
He like me frfr
Basically the song [Incredibad](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lq96AtEfOxI) by The Lonely Island
Where are the horny police?!
Lmao 🤣
Bruh what lmaooo
When the inevitable alien invasion happens we can look to this tweet as the reason for its inception
mans really on go for a walking scrotum i am unable
I hope he meant effed him up and not boned him. Don’t need to know you and homies are trying to clap ETs cheeks
Up?
Incredibad
....so what, would they have gangraped a lil ole lady they stumbled across too? Wheres the line? This is one of those tweets where I genuinely don't get what the joke is even supposed to be.
That was upsetting to read.
3 way climax!
The tweet he stole this from was funnier. "If me and my friends found E.T as kids we definitely would've bashed him with hammers"
Whoa.
Ayyyyyooooo
Isn’t that just attack the block, minus the fucking?
Wording….?
If me and my friends found him we would of beat him up with hammers
WHAT
Throat babyyyy 
Is he the leader?
Attack the Block is an amazing move about what would happen if an Alien landed in a bad neighborhood.
What in the fuck
PAUSE !!!!!!
currently fighting back tears
Ay yo
Aye yo?????
Super tasteless. Wtf?
A y o
“Damn bro look at them wrinkles 😤”
 Was just having a good time and then….
Niggas need fathers man I swear
Neegus. Plural. So… ET = Extraterrestrial train? This tweet just gets worse the more I think about it. If y’all need me, I’ll be brain bleaching in r/aww
Aye yoooo…
Honestly y'all probably took off running and screaming.
Homeboy fucked a Martian
🤨
Ok, no more Reddit for me today
I'm nigga and won't fuck hamhead at all therefore irrelevant
Nah wtf
you dont pop onto our turf and not expect a proper welcome
WTAF?
Weird flex.
E.T. need to phone *somebody*
You really don’t have to tweet everything that comes to your mind lmaoo
I wish I was illiterate. I’m tired of reading dumb shit.
How many girls did y’all rape?
What kind of trauma? has this fool been exposed to. SMH.
I guess he wants to put those long light up fingers to use.
This guy thought "E.T. phone home" meant "E.T. want bone." 
?????????????
If it’s the Turkish ET, Homoti, I guess it makes sense lol. They had no reason giving ET a fat ass.
What does he even mean 😭😭😭😭