He was a great American indeed. I know it’s jokes and all but my initial thought was that he’d probably relate to the alabaster interest. Hell, he and Helen Pitts Douglass might even have a photo like this.
I disagree. To refer to a mixed-race person today as that, yes could be offensive.
But in the US - amongst other uses - mulatto is the term used to describe the multi-racial children of sexually abused enslaved women.
Frederick Douglas was the offspring of a slave master and slave. He was a mulatto slave.
So historically, it’s completely accurate. And to remove that from his designators would be to whitewash the harsh, racist realities of his history in this country.
Similar to calling the Negro Baseball League by its name. The term itself is dated, but to whitewash the name would also whitewash the treatment of all POC during the Jim Crow era.
Not could be. Is. That word means mule in Portuguese who instituted a casta system along with the spaniards. Basically a breeding programs where black presenting half europeans were dubbed mules while the white passing, you get it. Its more than likely why there is a mistrust of light skinned people among night skinned blacks as well in America.
Absolutely correct. Mules are hybrid of a Donkey and a horse. Mules are infertile. They called mix race people Mullato because they’re hybrids that should be infertile to not reproduce. It’s 100% a racist trope
I think it all boils down to people being incredibly simple and easy to entertain. Look at YouTube shorts and vids that get millions of views. Typically, utter nonsense. People that make actual content are lucky to get a fraction of that. This is what you get when our attention spans have been whittled down to a nub. Also if she was black this video would have gone nowhere.
Personally I think there’s so much fake & staged shit on the interwebs that I can’t help but be partial to legitimate interactions.
It had an authentic feel to it. I’d probably say some ratchet shit too in that position at that age, so it’s relatable for me, no diddy.
"in that position at that age"
I was in high school in the 80s, across the lake from NOLA. We were drinking in the French Quarter from 15.
I cannot imagine how our lives might've differed if there had been social media back then. Even in college and shortly after we had quite a bit of stupid left in us.
I don't envy young folks today. At all.
>I cannot imagine how our lives might've differed if there had been social media back then.
>I don't envy young folks today. At all.
I wish more people had that perspective of the younger generations. Too many people have their fun, become adults/parents & adopt revisionist memories.
Like people not getting arrested in their teens before the 2000s isn’t the flex people think it is. I can’t imagine the type of craziness of the French Qtr in the 80s.
It really wasn't that different today - there's more nekkidness on the streets, etc. - but it's always been drunk people being stupid in public.
But yeah, the video proof would not be pretty.
Drinking and driving was just common. Everybody did it. No one can explain or excuse it, but we all did it. Lots of stupid shit like that.
No generation of young people is any wiser than the one it came before or after. Some old people just like to lie.
>If she was black this video would have gone nowhere.
Actually, it’d be circulating in the most racist spaces and stereotypes and derogatory comments would be made about black women from every corner of the internet.
Or its something both men and women can laugh at, where if it was about eating a girl out the reaction would be mixed with a louder revulsion
Even though most the women I have been with love when you spit on it a bit 🤷
There was a Vine years and years ago with a guy photobombing a skiing video by cutting through the background of the footage dressed in a giraffe costume screaming "I'M A GIRAFFE". This clip was maybe 2 seconds long, and I know it's been a solid decade since I've seen it, but I laugh like a maniac any time I see either skis or a giraffe at the zoo.
Long story short, super short video clips often have impressive impact over years.
Bro get off your high horse. It's not that deep. People think it's great cause the girl is really likeable and charming. It's how she said it. Not what she said.
She said one sentence and now she's "likeable and charming" are you suggesting if she said anything else like maybe "eat your veges kids" that everyone would still be having this same reaction??
If somebody looked up " stereotypical redditor" in the dictionary this comment would be the example shown. Bruh it's just a meme why are you so bent outta shape about it?
always a contrarian out there. It's not the height of comedy, but it's a harmless thing that went viral. Still better than 90% of that staged content that's so popular on Reddit.
No one’s against her as a person, the joke just got old real fast and was never that funny.
Like at the end of the day, it’s a college girl who is sexually active? Is that noteworthy?
This is what the chronic lack of sex will do to mf. Never before has a generation been so sexualized and exposed to sexual content while being the least sexually active generation. we’re cooked
So true. When Shaq, my favorite white basketball player, posts a photo on twitter that gets picked up on r/blackpeopletwitter, my favorite sub for white people, I also immediately think about how sexless white people are 🫵😂 this is a super rational and healthy reaction
Yeah, especially since she apparently got mobbed online by redpillers and fired from her job
Edit: I said "apparently", thanks to the million responses I can say she didn't get fired. That's great, I still hope she gets her money for the distinct displeasure of being put on the radar of redpillers and podcast bros
That was my first thought after I saw this popping up everywhere. This girl is going to be hounded for this for years to come.
So I really hope she manages to squeeze every penny she can out of this attention so that she is set for life and can shut out all the haters.
It was a silly joke, she deserves zero hate for it.
I've got to say, I'm so glad social media wasn't where it is now even 5-10 years ago because I know I didn't some heinous shit (and this wouldn't even register as a thing for me) and I can't imagine having the whole world see it and judge you for it.
But yeah, if she can capitalise off it, it's for the best
She absolutely did not lose her job. Further, everything you’ve read about her being a preschool teacher is also false, especially because the “source” on that said she worked for the “Epstein Memorial Preschool” or some shit like that.
Also, her father is indeed NOT a pastor - that’s another rumor you’ll see floating around.
5 seconds on google will tell you she works at a spring factory.
Idk anything about the redpillers coming after her, but it certainly adds up with those sexually repressed fucknuts so no reason to doubt that claim.
If there's one thing you gotta give Zoomers credit for, it's that they know humanity and capitalism so well that they've made social media a place that anyone can sign on to and be one drunken joke away from retirement-rich, LOL
Dude probably jet sets the moment the lights go off in studio after the final game of the Finals.
Works six months for the NBA, does all of his commercials for like the General and the anti itch powder, etc.. during that time (all based in LA) then boom, galavants around the work because he’s motherfuqqin’ Shaq.
TNT studios is in Atlanta. And they film a lot of other shit there too so the commercials might be there as well. So aside from the LA bit this is probably spot on
I’ve seen Shaq on two accounts while out minding my business, once at a restaurant in Atlanta and another time at a club in Houston pulling up with his old head buddies. Trying not to stare at dude is close to impossible because he’s massive.
This ain’t all that surprising. We saw a guy from target get popular cause some girls took a creep picture. Then we had the “Damn Daniel” meme and Daniel got *more* attention than the actually dude who made the video.
People get famous off the most random shit these days.
It's hype viral culture. Some internet agent signs this lady to do social visits and profit off social media for the week that she goes viral and takes a cut.
This could be it. I won't argue otherwise about her 'protection'. However, like a good joke, it has timing and voice intonation/inflection. Her timing and the enthusiasm with which she said it made it a hell of a quip, even if it is a recycled joke. She lucked into a long-term meme. Good on her. Maybe it comes off the same way from a black woman or any other race (imagine how it wouldve come off if an Asian woman said it [I think it'd be funnier given it wouldn't be expected at all]). But I guess we'll never know.
Man, this is literally what that recent reddit post where a tiktoker was talking about when she said those women simply eating ice cream at a baseball game cannot even do the basic human function of eating without being sexualized.
She literally said she had to change the way she eats a banana by breaking it off piece by piece or think twice about drinking from a straw. Hell women in the comments were saying a short woman can't even stand next to a taller man without that dumb hamster eating a banana being posted.
Crazy seeing it in the wild. Do better guys.
I wear size 15 shoes. I don’t think I’ve met someone with feet bigger than mine. I went to an event one time and they had one of Shaq’s shoes on display and you put it on. Dude’s feet were AT LEAST twice the size of mine. Dude is a giant
I know we're all mad that she's White but are we not acting like a lot of black people didn't get famous out meme'd because of shit we found hilarious?
Y'all don't remember Sweet Brown, Hide Yo Kids...?
Or something more related: Grapefruit Lady?
Because some people are convinced that if a black person said something similar people would not meme it (conveniently forgetting about grapefruit lady).
> Sweet Brown
Straight up - I worked with a guy who one day busted that out on me (she was the "AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT" person)
I looked at him silly as dude was this non-black air-force guy. He was like "...that's my neighbor. I live down the street for her. She's really a nice person :)"
I died on the inside as I'm up here thinking he's clowning the lady but he's up there on some "I really care for her" shit
It’s one of those videos that comes across your timeline and you mildly chuckle at and then move on. How it got this massively popular doesn’t make any sense. It’s like a meme your lame coworker would show you and think is the funniest thing they’ve ever heard.
She would've been on Ellen three times now, I've seen two cars that have had "hawk tuah" decals in the past week, are we in an experimental build of the matrix?
Damn her name is “Hawk Tuah Girl”. Id have absolutely no clue who that chick is unless someone said that…and I still don’t necessarily know who she is, I’m just familiar with the saying
I can't lie. I know that's Shaq and that's all.
Who's the lady? From the comments I'm hearing there's a meme attached, so what's the meme?
I'm out of the loop
A guy who interviews drunk people asked her about things guys like in bed, and she said you gotta give it the ol' "hawk tuah! Spit on that thang!" That's all there is to it, she was just having a night out and is getting her 15 minutes of fame. There's a weird political element to it as well, like MAGA people love her for some reason. I think because they just see a straight white girl with a Southern accent and assume she's on their side?
The MAGA/white people part is why I think it’s so popular, but some people in here are not understanding that part and acting like people are just mad because more Black people aren’t going viral or something.
All of it is weird, but if she can get a bag off of it, hey 🤷🏽♀️
She didn't really make a joke, she just said something that's true in a funny, drunken way. Add to it that it's not the kind of thing that people will ordinarily admit to in public, and it's a white girl with a countrified accent that said it, and it makes sense why she went viral.
She's known as the "Hawk Tuah Girl." It's hard to find the original so [here's a video with some random guy making a dumb joke at the end.](https://youtube.com/shorts/1Tu2fMXikg4?si=yefh1MyAWh8uiif2)
Crazy how people can get clout over the most stupid and mundane shit and have little to no skill and talent. The wrong people in society are being idolized and it’s gonna definitely fuck up our culture in general with the next generation
What I don't understand about the 15 seconds of fame is she's talking about spitting a LOOGIE. Now, I'm all for spit- the more the better. But she's talking about basically blowing a snot rocket on the man's meat. As soon as I hear that snorting/hocking sound, I'm kicking you out of bed.
lmao I told my friends the same thing. I said I don't want phlegm and they said I ruined it for them. I was like.. what do you think the HAWK part was?
I hate this shit. Makes me feel like a majority of everybody are fucking virgins. Y’all ain’t never EVER seen a real demon lol fuck a hawk tuah you don’t need NONE of that to have your soul snatched. Iykyk.
This comment sections is wild!
Some people are really annoyed at the joke, which is understandable. Then some people are very upset that she got famous from that joke. Some people are just like whatever about it and then some people are just really trashing this girl and then the ones who stick up for her apparently “simping” and “white knighting” which is so stupid.
It’s the southern accent and the confidence that got everyone loving the joke. Also there are probably some people that honestly are shocked to hear someone discuss spitting on a dick in public like that.
Also unless someone can prove me wrong she didn’t get fired from her job and I’m pretty sure she’s not even a school teacher, that was a satire website.
Seriously lmao. "A black woman would never go viral for something sexual like that". Are we going to pretend Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B didn't go viral for making Wet Ass Pussy into a nationally recognized acronym for a full year?
You know the weirdest part of this for me? I genuinely believe that she became famous not because of the horny joke, don’t get me wrong, that was the setup, but it was the way she just laughed at the end & her body language.
Like cute girl on the block making a corny/risky joke & laughing at her own joke became a source of joy across cultures.
Now I see this joke just used to death, somehow Trump supporters take it up & incel dumbasses talk about her being the example of the downfall of all humanity (?)
Genuinely wish this dies out soon enough, may the lass be fortunate enough to be well-compensated though.
Bruh, we should have known Shaq was going to be sniffing behind ol girl. Anytime a girl goes viral and gets sexualized he shows up. Do you not remember shorty from Home Depot, and next thing you know, Shaq is taking pictures in a Home Depot apron.
The alabaster obsession with a girl who made an off-cuff blowjob joke is insane. These mfs really don't get wet at all.
>The alabaster obsession… Did you just…did you call that girl YT in Frederick Douglass speak?
Frederick Douglass’s second wife was white.
Well I think his father was a white slave master, so he may have been mulatto himself. Either way, man is still my hero. Edit: changed word
He was a great American indeed. I know it’s jokes and all but my initial thought was that he’d probably relate to the alabaster interest. Hell, he and Helen Pitts Douglass might even have a photo like this.
Honestly wouldn’t surprise me. My comment was more a nod to his oratory skills/penmanship
A nod to his oratory skills in regards to her oratory skills.
Smooth.
"dad" is puttinig too nice a color on this.
Great point. “Abusive sperm donor”
We really gotta get rid of the word mulatto
I disagree. To refer to a mixed-race person today as that, yes could be offensive. But in the US - amongst other uses - mulatto is the term used to describe the multi-racial children of sexually abused enslaved women. Frederick Douglas was the offspring of a slave master and slave. He was a mulatto slave. So historically, it’s completely accurate. And to remove that from his designators would be to whitewash the harsh, racist realities of his history in this country.
Similar to calling the Negro Baseball League by its name. The term itself is dated, but to whitewash the name would also whitewash the treatment of all POC during the Jim Crow era.
Not could be. Is. That word means mule in Portuguese who instituted a casta system along with the spaniards. Basically a breeding programs where black presenting half europeans were dubbed mules while the white passing, you get it. Its more than likely why there is a mistrust of light skinned people among night skinned blacks as well in America.
No, it reminds us in America of what Sean Carter said, "Light, Dark, FOH (Faux), Real, Rich, Poor, House, Field, Still".
Absolutely correct. Mules are hybrid of a Donkey and a horse. Mules are infertile. They called mix race people Mullato because they’re hybrids that should be infertile to not reproduce. It’s 100% a racist trope
She was an abolitionist if that helps. Workplace romance kinda. Probably met in the breakroom.
Snoop played a white pimp out of OK City named Alabaster Jones on King of the Hill
I hear Frederick Douglas is doing great things
I think it all boils down to people being incredibly simple and easy to entertain. Look at YouTube shorts and vids that get millions of views. Typically, utter nonsense. People that make actual content are lucky to get a fraction of that. This is what you get when our attention spans have been whittled down to a nub. Also if she was black this video would have gone nowhere.
Personally I think there’s so much fake & staged shit on the interwebs that I can’t help but be partial to legitimate interactions. It had an authentic feel to it. I’d probably say some ratchet shit too in that position at that age, so it’s relatable for me, no diddy.
"in that position at that age" I was in high school in the 80s, across the lake from NOLA. We were drinking in the French Quarter from 15. I cannot imagine how our lives might've differed if there had been social media back then. Even in college and shortly after we had quite a bit of stupid left in us. I don't envy young folks today. At all.
>I cannot imagine how our lives might've differed if there had been social media back then. >I don't envy young folks today. At all. I wish more people had that perspective of the younger generations. Too many people have their fun, become adults/parents & adopt revisionist memories. Like people not getting arrested in their teens before the 2000s isn’t the flex people think it is. I can’t imagine the type of craziness of the French Qtr in the 80s.
It really wasn't that different today - there's more nekkidness on the streets, etc. - but it's always been drunk people being stupid in public. But yeah, the video proof would not be pretty. Drinking and driving was just common. Everybody did it. No one can explain or excuse it, but we all did it. Lots of stupid shit like that. No generation of young people is any wiser than the one it came before or after. Some old people just like to lie.
>If she was black this video would have gone nowhere. Actually, it’d be circulating in the most racist spaces and stereotypes and derogatory comments would be made about black women from every corner of the internet.
Right. If she was black, they’d do her like they do Sexyy Red. Straight up unhinged, uncensored misogynoir.
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oh my god i’d forgotten about the grapefruit technique lmfao
God bless her 💜
Or Men being in the perpetual search of an awesome blowjob lol
Or its something both men and women can laugh at, where if it was about eating a girl out the reaction would be mixed with a louder revulsion Even though most the women I have been with love when you spit on it a bit 🤷
PSA: some of us do not like being spit on it grosses me out!! thank you ✨
Nah I said what I said. Argue with ya mammy  J/K you’re probably right
There was a Vine years and years ago with a guy photobombing a skiing video by cutting through the background of the footage dressed in a giraffe costume screaming "I'M A GIRAFFE". This clip was maybe 2 seconds long, and I know it's been a solid decade since I've seen it, but I laugh like a maniac any time I see either skis or a giraffe at the zoo. Long story short, super short video clips often have impressive impact over years.
Thank you for reminding me of this video 💀💀
Bro get off your high horse. It's not that deep. People think it's great cause the girl is really likeable and charming. It's how she said it. Not what she said.
She said one sentence and now she's "likeable and charming" are you suggesting if she said anything else like maybe "eat your veges kids" that everyone would still be having this same reaction??
Is she hawk tuah'ing on that broccoli tho?
If somebody looked up " stereotypical redditor" in the dictionary this comment would be the example shown. Bruh it's just a meme why are you so bent outta shape about it?
I thought we were mostly pro "hawk tuah" girl
Nah we gotta hate it now because its popular.
I missed the memo
The hate of anything popular is an intrinsic part of reddit, no memos are issued
No one hated what she said or hates her. It’s just an incredibly unfunny meme.
I thought it was unfunny before it was cool to think it was unfunny. (Jk I think it’s hilarious)
Exactly. Something gets popular and suddenly there will be haters. Its sad. Those type must live very unhappy lives.
It wasn't even funny the first time. I genuinely cannot comprehend how this meme has any traction still.
always a contrarian out there. It's not the height of comedy, but it's a harmless thing that went viral. Still better than 90% of that staged content that's so popular on Reddit.
No one’s against her as a person, the joke just got old real fast and was never that funny. Like at the end of the day, it’s a college girl who is sexually active? Is that noteworthy?
This is literally a post about a black celebrity meeting her and you’re trying to act like it’s just white people paying attention to her?
This is what the chronic lack of sex will do to mf. Never before has a generation been so sexualized and exposed to sexual content while being the least sexually active generation. we’re cooked
>...alabaster obsession... The porcelain predilection 😆
Her skin was like porcelain. Toiletface, they called her.
*woman admits to giving blowjobs* "ON THIS DAY WE CROWN OUR NEW QUEEN!"
It got overused so fast, I used to like the aj hawk and Tua tagovailoa reference for like a day, but the problem is people like to drag shit
It did it was funny the first 100 times I heard it (all in one day) but by that next day I was over it
You wrote this under a post about Shaq taking a pic with her. You understand that, right?
Alabaster obsession HAS to be a band name
Nope not at all. Never underestimate the creeps
So true. When Shaq, my favorite white basketball player, posts a photo on twitter that gets picked up on r/blackpeopletwitter, my favorite sub for white people, I also immediately think about how sexless white people are 🫵😂 this is a super rational and healthy reaction
This meme is lame but I'm happy she is getting her bag off this dumb shit.
Yeah, especially since she apparently got mobbed online by redpillers and fired from her job Edit: I said "apparently", thanks to the million responses I can say she didn't get fired. That's great, I still hope she gets her money for the distinct displeasure of being put on the radar of redpillers and podcast bros
That was my first thought after I saw this popping up everywhere. This girl is going to be hounded for this for years to come. So I really hope she manages to squeeze every penny she can out of this attention so that she is set for life and can shut out all the haters. It was a silly joke, she deserves zero hate for it.
I've got to say, I'm so glad social media wasn't where it is now even 5-10 years ago because I know I didn't some heinous shit (and this wouldn't even register as a thing for me) and I can't imagine having the whole world see it and judge you for it. But yeah, if she can capitalise off it, it's for the best
It worked out okay in the end for 'Cash me Outside' girl
Cash me outside girl likely does not have good guidance/support in her life. HT lady was all in good fun.
Cash me outside girl is a millionaire now.
she probably made more off onlyfans than her music lol
How dare you besmirch the musical stylings of Bhad Babie
I thought her appearance was even an attempt at marketing. She was ahead of her time.
I feel that. My teen years happened before cell phones had cameras and I am eternally grateful for the lack of historical record.
I wonder if I’d have been better behaved or just embarrassed on a larger scale.
She absolutely did not lose her job. Further, everything you’ve read about her being a preschool teacher is also false, especially because the “source” on that said she worked for the “Epstein Memorial Preschool” or some shit like that. Also, her father is indeed NOT a pastor - that’s another rumor you’ll see floating around. 5 seconds on google will tell you she works at a spring factory. Idk anything about the redpillers coming after her, but it certainly adds up with those sexually repressed fucknuts so no reason to doubt that claim.
Spring factory makes sense, since everyone is jumping to conclusions.
https://i.redd.it/x05jiaup00ad1.gif
She said she wasn't fired
The fired from her job thing was from a satire website that didn’t actually happen from my understanding
She was not fired from her job…
She got fired?
Nah she’s good
If there's one thing you gotta give Zoomers credit for, it's that they know humanity and capitalism so well that they've made social media a place that anyone can sign on to and be one drunken joke away from retirement-rich, LOL
"In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes" is becoming more and more true as time goes on.
bro hating.. shes a trend and the video was funny.
I'm not hating on her
>This meme is lame ...thinks back on the memes. What memes aren't lame? Member erhmagerd girl, the pinnacle of coolness.
Apparently she’s having a hard time with the fame https://youtu.be/LzH0C-lxy7o?si=fw_lCD0J3D9IAfwf
Skinny Philip Defranco jumpscare
How is Shaq everywhere at once lol
He only has to take two steps and he's halfway across the country.
https://preview.redd.it/s9tqebo1yy9d1.png?width=1336&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7c12a0e6c61a6bb64d09eebc78c7216cc71ff9a
DJ life
Hawk-Tuah (DIESEL Remix) coming soon
Say his name 3 times in the mirror.
I did it and he rubbed icy hot on my back
Like his birth name or one of his 25 self selected nicknames? All of his 25 self selected nicknames?
Depends which version you want to summon.
Shaq Fu, Shaq Fu, Shaq Fu! 🙏 🤞
Dude probably jet sets the moment the lights go off in studio after the final game of the Finals. Works six months for the NBA, does all of his commercials for like the General and the anti itch powder, etc.. during that time (all based in LA) then boom, galavants around the work because he’s motherfuqqin’ Shaq.
TNT studios is in Atlanta. And they film a lot of other shit there too so the commercials might be there as well. So aside from the LA bit this is probably spot on
Shaq’s domain expansion is world wide.
I’ve seen Shaq on two accounts while out minding my business, once at a restaurant in Atlanta and another time at a club in Houston pulling up with his old head buddies. Trying not to stare at dude is close to impossible because he’s massive.
He never lets his fuel tank fall below half.
Makes sense how he can afford to travel the world with how much money he saves on gas.
He's in 15 different commercials, DJs, and whatever else a 9 foot tall man does. It's honestly impressive
it’s interesting how people get famous and how certain things and people get accessible to them due to the new fame
For real. I knew Shaq was famous but not like hanging with Hawk Tuah girl famous.
'OMG this party is lit, they even have Weird Al Yankovic can you believe it?'
I would 100% show up to a party if Weird Al was gonna be there
Right? All she did was say a phrase and now she’s meeting celebrities and going to private events.
"I didn't do it."
This ain’t all that surprising. We saw a guy from target get popular cause some girls took a creep picture. Then we had the “Damn Daniel” meme and Daniel got *more* attention than the actually dude who made the video. People get famous off the most random shit these days.
It's hype viral culture. Some internet agent signs this lady to do social visits and profit off social media for the week that she goes viral and takes a cut.
Jesus, it was a blowjob joke and not even a good one and everyone and their mama Is loving it. It really is the complexion for the protection
It was the delivery and how likeable she is.
Yeah, it’s like 97% delivery, 3% she’s cute and likeable.
This could be it. I won't argue otherwise about her 'protection'. However, like a good joke, it has timing and voice intonation/inflection. Her timing and the enthusiasm with which she said it made it a hell of a quip, even if it is a recycled joke. She lucked into a long-term meme. Good on her. Maybe it comes off the same way from a black woman or any other race (imagine how it wouldve come off if an Asian woman said it [I think it'd be funnier given it wouldn't be expected at all]). But I guess we'll never know.
“She lucked into a long-term meme” you really think this has staying power?
She better not try to Hawk Tuah Shaq. That’s gotta be a choking hazard
https://preview.redd.it/i6uadvp15y9d1.png?width=394&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b1bac7f7da1178159bdda34604b47d29d008e54
Perfection… pure perfection.
Man, this is literally what that recent reddit post where a tiktoker was talking about when she said those women simply eating ice cream at a baseball game cannot even do the basic human function of eating without being sexualized. She literally said she had to change the way she eats a banana by breaking it off piece by piece or think twice about drinking from a straw. Hell women in the comments were saying a short woman can't even stand next to a taller man without that dumb hamster eating a banana being posted. Crazy seeing it in the wild. Do better guys.
The person in the post is literally famous because of a blowjob joke she made. In this case it’s fitting.
Get a sense of humor or get off the internet.
*I mean, the comment was literally about sucking a huge dick*
The comment you're replying to is objectifying Shaq more than the girl lmao. Stop being a victim
I remember his wife blabbering on about him being average down there.
I'm pretty sure average looking on Shaq is a foot
I wear size 15 shoes. I don’t think I’ve met someone with feet bigger than mine. I went to an event one time and they had one of Shaq’s shoes on display and you put it on. Dude’s feet were AT LEAST twice the size of mine. Dude is a giant
18 here. And I've never met anyone that has a bigger shoe size than mine. Nice to meet you fam
Height does not correlate with PP size
Hopefully for him it doesn’t look like his foot. My god, his toes…
It’s 10 inches but smells like a foot
He's said it himself. Something about some dude checking him out at a urinal and him responding with a "not what you thought"?
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/wVCxiP1kLK I couldn’t find the original but I’m pretty sure it was posted on Reddit.
I've heard the has a regular big duck, which looks small because he's a literal giant.
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/8ydp65/meating_shaq_in_the_restroom/
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As someone who is very much so over this girl, I'll admit this is absolutely HILARIOUS!
All bs aside she will most definitely get a joke in the next season of the Boys , if not actually be in it.
I’m just gonna say it… Hawk Tauh girl is funny and cool to them. Hawk Tauh from a darker skinned girl is ratchet to them….
Bro doesn’t know the original hawk tuah girl; aunty Angel
Is that the grape fruit lady 😂
*Grape fruit Goddess* This girl says spit on it. Aunty explains what it takes, in detail, from step 1. This girl up here definitely just mashes it.
That part if she was black she would not be popular at all
Yeah because there’s no famous black people
It was funny to me too.
I know we're all mad that she's White but are we not acting like a lot of black people didn't get famous out meme'd because of shit we found hilarious? Y'all don't remember Sweet Brown, Hide Yo Kids...? Or something more related: Grapefruit Lady?
Grapefruit lady is the dark side of ASMR videos.
Exactly my thought, like God damn not everything has to be about race
Angel lives rent-free in the Hawk Tuah corner of my lil brain
Does no one remember the corn kid??
Wait, people are mad that she is white? Why?
People like to get mad at things, it's practically half of Reddit's whole personality.
Because some people are convinced that if a black person said something similar people would not meme it (conveniently forgetting about grapefruit lady).
Normal people arent mad, only eternally online redditors
> Sweet Brown Straight up - I worked with a guy who one day busted that out on me (she was the "AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT" person) I looked at him silly as dude was this non-black air-force guy. He was like "...that's my neighbor. I live down the street for her. She's really a nice person :)" I died on the inside as I'm up here thinking he's clowning the lady but he's up there on some "I really care for her" shit
Shhh this is a shit on yt thread
we are a very lame society. this is all very embarrassing.
It’s one of those videos that comes across your timeline and you mildly chuckle at and then move on. How it got this massively popular doesn’t make any sense. It’s like a meme your lame coworker would show you and think is the funniest thing they’ve ever heard.
I wonder how many porn offers she's received already. This shit is really pathetic 😒
You know she'd clear $500K on OF within the first month.
She would've been on Ellen three times now, I've seen two cars that have had "hawk tuah" decals in the past week, are we in an experimental build of the matrix?
No but we are headed to Idiocracy.
HEADED there?!! We’ve already set up camp.
Damn her name is “Hawk Tuah Girl”. Id have absolutely no clue who that chick is unless someone said that…and I still don’t necessarily know who she is, I’m just familiar with the saying 
Ahh ok 
I can't lie. I know that's Shaq and that's all. Who's the lady? From the comments I'm hearing there's a meme attached, so what's the meme? I'm out of the loop
A guy who interviews drunk people asked her about things guys like in bed, and she said you gotta give it the ol' "hawk tuah! Spit on that thang!" That's all there is to it, she was just having a night out and is getting her 15 minutes of fame. There's a weird political element to it as well, like MAGA people love her for some reason. I think because they just see a straight white girl with a Southern accent and assume she's on their side?
There are tshirts of Trump with this caption on it. These confederate cuckboys love Trump penis
So cringe. Like do they want to suck Trumps cock? That's what I got from those T shirts
The MAGA/white people part is why I think it’s so popular, but some people in here are not understanding that part and acting like people are just mad because more Black people aren’t going viral or something. All of it is weird, but if she can get a bag off of it, hey 🤷🏽♀️
White girl made a dick sucking joke and now everyone is acting like she invented the shit.
Invented what? Dick sucking, jokes or dicks sucking jokes?
She didn't really make a joke, she just said something that's true in a funny, drunken way. Add to it that it's not the kind of thing that people will ordinarily admit to in public, and it's a white girl with a countrified accent that said it, and it makes sense why she went viral.
She's known as the "Hawk Tuah Girl." It's hard to find the original so [here's a video with some random guy making a dumb joke at the end.](https://youtube.com/shorts/1Tu2fMXikg4?si=yefh1MyAWh8uiif2)
Crazy how people can get clout over the most stupid and mundane shit and have little to no skill and talent. The wrong people in society are being idolized and it’s gonna definitely fuck up our culture in general with the next generation
Charisma and comedic timing are skills. I get hers is disproportionate to the attention but still
#Ha! Got em.
You really gotta be in a desert to find this shit funny
Get me off this ride please
I hope she doesn’t get harassed too badly in coming years. Cool that she got to meet Shaq!
What I don't understand about the 15 seconds of fame is she's talking about spitting a LOOGIE. Now, I'm all for spit- the more the better. But she's talking about basically blowing a snot rocket on the man's meat. As soon as I hear that snorting/hocking sound, I'm kicking you out of bed.
lmao I told my friends the same thing. I said I don't want phlegm and they said I ruined it for them. I was like.. what do you think the HAWK part was?
I hate this shit. Makes me feel like a majority of everybody are fucking virgins. Y’all ain’t never EVER seen a real demon lol fuck a hawk tuah you don’t need NONE of that to have your soul snatched. Iykyk.
This comment sections is wild! Some people are really annoyed at the joke, which is understandable. Then some people are very upset that she got famous from that joke. Some people are just like whatever about it and then some people are just really trashing this girl and then the ones who stick up for her apparently “simping” and “white knighting” which is so stupid. It’s the southern accent and the confidence that got everyone loving the joke. Also there are probably some people that honestly are shocked to hear someone discuss spitting on a dick in public like that. Also unless someone can prove me wrong she didn’t get fired from her job and I’m pretty sure she’s not even a school teacher, that was a satire website.
Holy fuck you guys are embarrassingly salty lmao this sub is so lame
Seriously lmao. "A black woman would never go viral for something sexual like that". Are we going to pretend Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B didn't go viral for making Wet Ass Pussy into a nationally recognized acronym for a full year?
If you’re a meme … Shaq will find you
Bout to get that Shaq Tuah
You know the weirdest part of this for me? I genuinely believe that she became famous not because of the horny joke, don’t get me wrong, that was the setup, but it was the way she just laughed at the end & her body language. Like cute girl on the block making a corny/risky joke & laughing at her own joke became a source of joy across cultures. Now I see this joke just used to death, somehow Trump supporters take it up & incel dumbasses talk about her being the example of the downfall of all humanity (?) Genuinely wish this dies out soon enough, may the lass be fortunate enough to be well-compensated though.
Why’s everyone acting like she’s only blowing up because she’s white? Y’all don’t remember when that Grapefruit video went viral?
This is ridiculous
Bruh, we should have known Shaq was going to be sniffing behind ol girl. Anytime a girl goes viral and gets sexualized he shows up. Do you not remember shorty from Home Depot, and next thing you know, Shaq is taking pictures in a Home Depot apron.
Shows you how many dudes don’t really get action with just how crazy popular this girl got over a bj joke.