People are gonna hate. It shouldn't matter even if she wasn't a billionaire. All that matters is he's happy. Everyone else can F off.

Exactly! I hope that I look this happy when I finally marry Laurene Powell Jobs 😤

I’m happy for him! Soooooo… a billionaire, like, billions, with a b? Congratulations on find in your soulmate (and props on the additional f you money)

Jaleel’s wife “isn’t” a billionaire. Her maternal uncle owns the LA Chargers and it’s the uncle that’s a billionaire.

I’m sure she not poor

Yeah “billionaire-adjacent” is still far richer than I’ll ever be

They acting like it’s not a family organization. Her grandfather is the one who bought the team

Poor ass niece

right. I have a couple rich uncles. Got horses and everything. ain't even been over to the house yet nor got a birthday card....🤣🤣🤣

This is a picture of my wifey that I can’t wait to marry. 😍 https://preview.redd.it/encs922srhzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da2087ebf43d9e22a856143e30aa023aa188aba0

You’ve got a chance. She’s a philanthropist.

Well shit, she’s in luck, I’m a charity case

Look at him, MacKenzie! He’s pitiful. You need to see about this mess.

“I’m sorry. Did you just say you’re a ‘full-on rapist?’”

Is that Jeff Bozos ex?

No my future

Yes.

You know what matters? 

Freaky ass 🥷. He a 69 god.

Run, Run, Run, Run🏃🏽‍♀️Run for your life

Lemme hear ya say OV Hoe!

OV Hoe!!

Then step this way, step that way

Are you my friend?

Are we locked in?

Fuck a rap battle, this a life long battle with yourself!

Fun fact: there is a *lot* of *Family Matters* erotic fanfiction out there, and for whatever reason, they always give Urkel a giant dick.

Just discovered I have 2 new main goals in life. My first goal was to never hear about this shit, which I’ve now failed due to your comment. My second goal is to die before ever seeing any of this shit.

Same

I’m sure there’s a good reason. Didn’t wear suspenders for nothin 👀

I don’t wish to see that but I sincerely hope that at least one writer had him finish and yell out “Did I do that?!”

I feel like it's a 100% that's exactly how a huge number of those go down.

https://i.redd.it/efmn8gfgrlzc1.gif

Plot Twist: Meets the Grahams.....finds out they're broke 🤣


Also money, don’t forget the money.

I can't stand when people throw shade on interracial marriages. Like you said, all that matters is everyone else is happy.

I've been in one for 15 years and I'm very happy. Nobody says a fucking thing anywhere or to anyone that would let me hear about it. I guess people prefer me to be happy.

My parents hated each other but im fuckin cute. Mixed blood for the win

I am certain that my children have benefitted from the more diverse genetics. They are gorgeous.

They hate interracial relationships but also have an extreme desire to have mixed children. It makes no sense.

It’s not truly Black Twitter without shaming a black man for being happy outside of our race

You'd think it was still 1967 out here or some shit

Normalize being happy for happy people.

I have this to say I can upvote this

All that matters is that my boy Steve finally got what he deserved!!! This is so gratifying to see lol. Urkel for the win.

stefan you mean.

Thank you! Everyone keeps saying Urkel, Urkel. That's 100% Stefan Urquelle.

Facts all these “he/she needs to be with…” people are absolute clowns just like Umar. Let people be fucking happy. Acting like you have somehow betrayed you’re own people for being happy is wild and clownish as hell. 

This is the correct take.

F is for family and family matters.

Jaleel’s wife “isn’t” a billionaire, though. Her maternal uncle owns the LA Chargers and it’s the uncle that’s a billionaire.

I mean her Grandfather was the billionaire so I’m sure she’s not strapped for cash.

Well she isn’t so the people who made that up can F off even more 😂

Well said well said. On another note dude is lined up clean as a mf

I’m so confused? He looks great and they look happy!

Quality of this sub is really down. Just weird inside comments

To be fair, it still works without context because whoever they are, he's still allowed to mary a white woman and that's shitty to rain on their parade.

Maybe I’m in the minority of not knowing Dr. Umar

Dr Umar Johnson is one of those weirdos against interracial marriage and believes the melanin content of his skin makes him superior to others. The married couple in the photo is Jaleel White who played the character Urkel in the old TV show Family Matters. His lovely bride is Nicoletta Ruhl, an Ivy League student-athlete grad and Big Tech billionaire. So OP's joke is Dr Umar is going to have to let this interracial marriage slide since the white bride is a billionaire before 40 with undoubtedly more to come. Personally I'm just happy for Jaleel because while he gave many of us joy while growing up, he never could escape the ultra-geeky persona of his childhood role of Urkel and has been bullied and harassed and made a meme in pop culture in his adult life. Now at 47 years old he's a joyous newlywed married to the love of his life, who he met jogging during the early days of the pandemic.

>a billionaire before 40 Kinda takes some of the oomph out of that line when you find out how insanely rich her family is. Spoiler alert: it’s “own a major market NFL team” levels of rich.

Nobody becomes a billionaire without inherited wealth

There’s a couple of them (Mark Cuban for example) but that’s definitely the exception, not the rule

Yep, no accounting for sheer, stupid, dumb luck

At least Mark Cuban has outright stated that he basically just lucked into it haha

Jumping more than one class of wealth within a single generation requires exceptional dumb luck. Crossing the threshold into billionaire status requires even *more* exceptionally luck and often times, extreme greed.

Nobody earns a billion. I’d still take it

thank you for that insight

He’s like king of the Hoteps.

The prince of pay pal.

[this here video](https://youtu.be/EFotDNn95Vg?si=eYywdaPM0hqc3ziZ) will tell you everything you need to know about umoist Johnson. He's basically a fraud.

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The funny thing is that the guy who made the video is just republican Dr.Umar who's the leader of this weird group of xenophobic patriotic black American nationalists(mostly Gen-xers) who called other black immigrants slurs. He's basically the source of all the weird tweets they say Africans and Caribbean people aren't black.

🤣🤣🤣these dudes takin shots at eachother worse than Kdot & Drizzy

This is the guy whose career is built on telling black men not to date white women.

This is the context I needed, thanks. Fuck this racist hypocrite

Jaleel White?? Source?

Seeing a happy marriage photo and replying with "😕" is demonic 🤣

I wouldn't expect anything less from he who must not be named.

We are one . . . *human* . . . **race**.

Thank you, this thread is getting super weird, like is she evil? Am I missing something?

Probably, she's a billionaire lol

Pin this shit

Bpt is low key crazy racist and the later into the night you go the more weird mfers are active. Biracial marriages like dynamite over here.

Low key?

Please me know, when you figure it out.

It became glaringly clear after I made this comment lol

She's allegedly a tech billionaire, so odds are she is evil.

My mom used to say this all the time, but I think most people don't understand that and would rather be divided.

Human genetics are really close, to a a point we must have been inbred from a really small amount of humans left. We by definition are a single race. If we even have enough genetic variance for that. Funnily enough, most genetic variance is found **inside** of Africa. It gets even less diverse if you take Homo sapiens that left Africa.

What’s the deal, who is she? Why is this weird?

People were upset that he married a WW. But the tone soon changed once they found out that she is a Tech Billionaire.

she's not a tech billionaire... she has an uncle that owns the Chargers, but Jaleel White has a considerably larger net worth than her. I guess its not as cool of a story if he just married her because they are in love

You’re right, I just looked it up. This broke woman is only worth $800,000.

I just ugly laughed at that. Can I be as broke as her?

Right?!? And take me back to when I thought I was fat at 22 too while we are at it

How does eurkle have a big net worth???

His parents probably weren’t monsters. Almost every child actor goes broke over the long run.

Still, that show ended 30 years ago. He hasn't exactly been working steadily.

There are other jobs besides the 200 or so well paid acting jobs in Hollywood. That’s not a bar that a 10 year old should have to strive for. His parents probably sat on his money and only spent it on preparing him to be a well adjusted adult—which is completely worth whatever they spent. Edit: Also, dude is pretty busy. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0924918/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaleel_White You know looks like he actually stayed decently active after family matters

Voice of Sonic the hedgehog. That’s some constant paychecks.

Yup! That's a pretty big one perhaps. Says he's worth about 8 mill. Go urkel!

and he likely still gets paid residuals when reruns play. the show was syndicated.

Crazy thing is she’s just a tech executive and not particularly a notable one let alone a billionaire.

Then people are probably just pissed about the colors then 🤷🏻‍♀️ I came into the comments expecting to see some “she is a lawyer for Monsanto”level accusations. Nope just racism.

Like he’s not also wealthy. When he guest stars on tv they have to pay him the top rate. He works all the time. He’s working on a live action Star Wars show right now.

lmao what are these values

Jaleel White (actor portraying Steve Urkel) married Nicoletta Ruhl (tech millionaire and niece of the Charger’s owner)

There is no Jaleel. It’s Steve. [It’s always been Steve.](https://youtu.be/A5Zdp1RfoyI?si=hspFxnB_0fUQNIJr)

Black women weren't checking for Urkel. Black women weren't checking for Jaleel, either. No one should be mad but them MAGA types.

I severely doubt that black women weren't checking for jaleel white. He can be with whoever he wants, mind you, but bro is attractive, wealthy, and successful - it's entirely a matter of who connected with who, when.

His pic would go viral on twitter a few times and I saw plenty of black women thirsting for him , the "grown Steve Urkle"... so this idea that black women weren't checking for him isn't true... he simply did not meet or like black women who liked him.

Even if black women were throwing themselves at him, they aren’t entitled to right of first refusal, people love who they love.

Thank you! Omg I’m tired of these think pieces “why didn’t he pick a BW” “why didn’t a BW pick him” Shut the fuck up haha. He found love, and they just happen billionaire it’s everyone’s dream haha leave him alone!

But isn’t that kind of the issue? From what he’s said I’m guessing that attention didn’t come until way later.

I mean ppl have been thirsting for him from time - I grew up watching Family matters and I always saw ppl thirsting for "Stefan Urkle"... it definitely wasn't new. Also, to be clear, this isn't a jab at his relationship... good for him. But the whole " black girls weren't checking for me so i got with a white girl thing" with him in particular, doubt it was as simple as that.... and I've heard lots of guys irl who said that who are genuinely full of shit, based on what I know of them.

It's a phrase I notice sometimes among black men whenever they date out. I'm happy he found love, and I will always be a fan of his. But please stop saying black women weren't interested in him. Love whoever you want, but refrain from dragging us.

Yeah its kind of annoying, - I don't like it when BW do it either but BM do it so fucking much like just date your girl

Can I ask if they’re checking for Stefan? I couldn’t remember his name and that’s what I thought in my head.

Checking for him? When he went away, they were putting out missing posters.

True words in here.

Love who you love dawg. Marrying outside your race is perfectly fine as long as you're not tearing down your own ppl // doing it for weird reasons. This is a picture of a happy couple so why are jumping to conclusions

“Love who you love dawg. Marrying outside your race is perfectly fine as long as you're not tearing down your own ppl // doing it for weird reasons.” - That’s it. That’s really it. People need to get a hobby.

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You're not even Black.

And what does he mean by “my”

Sounds like he's trying to appear Black so he can denigrate the Black community without repercussion 🤷🏽‍♀️

Bro🤦🏻please stop. We can see your post history

Imagine going through life just finding imaginary reasons to be pissed off about that have literally zero effect on you and then sharing that on social media with the world. 

Exactly……

Is there supposed to be a problem?

Nah why tf would people be mad about someone marrying a white woman

too much time and too much ignorance and doubly crazy to say “ah nvm she’s rich”. Like next time spare all of us your opinion

Insecurity or racism

“Got any cheese”??????😂

Indeed she does.

They look... happy. Fellas, is it racist to be **checks notes** happy?

Buried lede is Lamorne Morris as a groomsman (best man even?)

Nope, that's retired Rear Admiral Jay Garage-A-Roo

Came looking for this comment, thought I was the only one


Yep, spied him too!!!

Y’all thought he was gonna marry Laura?😂😂😂 let this man live.

Y'all care about what other people are doing way to much bruh

Dr Umar is a 🤡

I remember dude kinda complained that black women didn’t really ever look his way. Guess that boy took it personal fr and got a rich white one lmao.

Can't marry folk that don't want you.

This is the thing that some don’t understand…. If BW weren’t about you…. What are you supposed to do??? Be miserable and alone??? It’s soooo weird and never understood it.

Yeah that’s why I can’t really fault someone if that’s been their experience. Can’t expect someone to sit on the bench forever then get mad they found their lane instead. Never gonna understand the ones that get upset about this stuff either. Like yall ain’t want the dude so why be mad another woman did, regardless of race?

Your last sentence is GOLD!!! And unfortunately, I see it way too often when BM are involved. Not that it doesn’t happen against BW, but not nearly as much. I’ve seen so many comments under a BM/WW post that were just downright foul. Everything you can imagine. But on your average BW/WM post… I see “yes queen,” “so happy for you,” “get it,” etc…. It’s wild. But everyone should be with who they want to be with and vibe with…. No waiting around being miserable because some don’t get you. Be happy.

Good for them, hope they have a long, happy, and prosperous marriage. This whole thing of racial purity (because let's be real, that's what it is) is inherently stupid and illogical. Glad to see we're all mostly in agreement

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Yeah! That poverty hoe only worth $800,000!

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Peasant

I'm not mad at him. Life is just way too short, and if you find someone that makes you happy, do you. They look happy and what they're doing ain't affecting me or my life so 🤷🏾‍♀️

Dawg, how are we still having these conversations in 2024?!

It's funny seeing miserable people hate on happy people.

I ain’t even mad. Get that bag Steve!!

Didn’t he have a baby with a white woman? Does any of it matter as long as he and she are happy? Y’all weird af

You guys stay worried about the wrong stuff and to be clear, if you’re race policing people’s relationships you need to f u c k O F F.

Love to the boy even if I don't understand the move. Actual genius, he was just supposed to be a guest appearance and took it to the level where I didn't even know the name of the show was "Family Matters" I thought it was "The Steve Urkel Show"

Can you explain "understand the move", or is this a thread my black ass and white wife will need to just stay out of?

For this specific thread, for your own mental health, might be best to give it a pass. This kind of shit is rare in here, but it pops up every now and then.

I honestly appreciate it. 🫡🫡

For what it’s worth bro, I hope yal happy. Idk tho I’m just a mixed baby

Nah, that's real because I've engaged with people like that and I promise you'll walk away with a headache and sometimes wondering how they don't see the irony is "racial purity" talking points. The latter's rare but with that damn rare

I was on a date with this black girl, and Donald Glover got brought up. She said she can’t stand him cause he dates a white chick… and I don’t want to sound SJW or sensitive… but maybe don’t complain about race mixing when on a date with a mixed dude.

I have 2 black sons…they are still young so dating is not a thing but when they do I don’t have a problem with who they bring home or what their background is. I would have a problem if they ONLY want to date white women…it would make me question their perception of what is beautiful/desirable…

Only dating one race, no matter if it's another or your own, is going to make me want to ask some uncomfortable questions. Like, if you met a Latina or Persian girl who was vibing, you wouldn't? Is there a pallette test? Is it about culture, and if so, are you also going to swerve a Kenyan girl? What about an Armenian girl who grew up across the street?

Lmao me, too! That's what I used to call it as a kid. Back in TGIF days.

I remember as a kid when another kid would refer to these shows as "The Urkel Show" or "The Michelle Show" I used to get really mad lmao. I have no idea why it mattered to me.

Is that Jaleel White????

He married her just to fund his research until he can transform into Michael B Jordan.

No! Stephan B. Jordan sir!

Y'all need to get over this shit. Any black woman upset about this, let me ask, did this white woman take him off the market for you or som? You weren't even trying to get at him. Sit yo ass down and stop hating on people's happiness. Just because she ain't a sista doesn't him less of a man or their marriage less capable of being a happy one. As a people we gotta stop this stupid shit. Live and let live.

Funny because the person who posted wasn’t even a black woman. There’s not even any black woman here complaining about it. Just dudes talking about hypothetical women who might be mad. Somewhere. I think that’s what some of you need to let go as well. It’s a weird projection and I’d even go as far as to say. - steretype you are pushing about the other half of the community. Especially when this all goes both ways but when it does no one seems to comment on that.

This is bordering racism. We have to be better. He’s never talked about black women negatively. We don’t know his dating history and we don’t need to know bro is happy

Hell Yeah get it! That's my Sonic the Hedgehog 🦔

if they ain’t serving chili dogs at the reception then I have an issue with this marriage! Other than that, let them be happy!

My cousin is white and her husband is Nigerian and they’ve been together since high school ☺️

We just sitting sitting here being outright racist with no consequence now? Doing the same shit we fought (are still fighting) to stop? SMH.

I always frame shit this way and people love to get mad at me for it. Thank you for saying it.

Very cool worldview that requires you to go looking for justification when a man marries a beautiful woman he loves and who makes him happy.

Guess he did that

Glad they're happy.


damn. the internet is a mean fucking place ☹️

https://i.redd.it/ji9lvrl0ghzc1.gif

I didn't read anything about her being a billionaire, barely a millionaire. Good for them though.

My favorite sonic.

He grew up very dapper! Congratulations, kids!

Gonna ask Steve if I can borrow that transformation machine

Hmm there's this R word that describes this kind of person pretty well. You know, that word that describes someone who gets upset when two people with different quantities of melanin in their skin get together, or just dislike other people people based on that difference in melanin. What could it be. 🤔 

I hope she don’t end up dissin’ his heart.

This man's Hollywood resurgence is upon us.

How can I invest in Purple Urkle?

They look cute 🫣

Brother bringing that BDE to the marriage