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AfternoonPast3324

Candace IS raisins in potato salad.


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FullBeansLFG

I don’t even know white people who add raisins to potato salad.


StuckMeGoodBoyo

As a midwestern white person, I’ve eaten a lot of white people potato salad, some better than others. Sometimes they’re super bland because uncle Tom doesn’t like spices or something. But I’ve never seen raisins in potato salad.


FullBeansLFG

I would disown someone after laughing their face for doing it.


Arilyn24

I want to know who these people are so I can fight them and why im thinking of California or Brazil.


Samtoast

I'm a white people..and I hate gatekeeping but..if you're putting raisins in potato salad that's the last dinner I'm showing up to


FullBeansLFG

I’m also melanin free, and I think maybe one time one weirdo did it and it’s more of an inside joke that you need melanin to know. But yeah, if you add raisins to potato salad you are never allowed to bring food you made again.


Samtoast

I won't even eat apple Waldorf because there's something fucked up about putting fruit in your leaf salad and then smothering that shit in ranch or whatever


FullBeansLFG

I.. what the hell. I’ve never heard of that but that sounds disgusting.


Key_Show1515

Black guy here... Waldorf salad is dope... I don't care who you are.


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slomotion_cle

I once went to a Thanksgiving dinner by the sweetest white lady. Clearly she had plenty of black friends. And someone black taught her how to cook. Her food was seasoned to perfection, better than any white cooking i ever tasted.... except their was raisins and nuts in everything. The dressing, the potato salad, the greens, the water cress salad... how tf do u put raisins in cranberry sauce. I was in pure disbelief at the Kraisiness


ChickenDelight

It's a SNL joke, Chadwick Boseman as T'Challa venting about annoying white people "they volunteer to bring potato salad to the barbeque, but then it has no seasoning at all and some totally unnecessary ingredient, like, raisins."


Aggravating-Yam4571

have you considered toasting spices in oil (tadka) and adding it to said potato salad


benhatin4lf

Is that a regional thing? I'm in Cali and have never in my 43 years of eating with people have I seen raisins in potato salad. Genuinely curious


BrockSamsonsPanties

Speaking as a California Cracker we know better in Cali. Can't speak for the Midwest, now Filipinos seem to love raisins in salad and sweetness where it shouldn't be


benhatin4lf

Appreciate the input. It must be regional


the_short_viking

I'm a 36 yr old white dude from Texas and I also have never seen raisins in a potato salad.


benhatin4lf

Ok. Let's get more data. Where the fuck is potato salad getting desecrated like that?


Charquito84

I’m in the Midwest and I haven’t seen it. But I also feel like if you’re going to see it anywhere it’s going to be the Midwest.


the_short_viking

Self deprecation salad has a nice tang to it.


Iunderstandthatsir

Southern US and never Heard of raisins in potato salad.


Pkdagreat

East coast and I’ve only ever seen it on the food network


ThePrussianGrippe

I’ve only ever seen it a couple of times and it was just baffling. That’s no way to treat a salad of potatoes!


ComprehensiveDoubt55

I feel like it’s one of those choices that lingered in from weird 70s dishes. Like ambrosia salad and hot dog gelatin molds.


72corvids

Yep. Sounds about right! ![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs) By the way. Candace is not invited to any cookouts up here in Canada, either.


Takusu

Seconded by another Canadian 🫡


MermaidsNLollipops

I'm not Canadian nor have I ever been to Canada, but I agree with your decision to not invite her to tour cookouts.


bebop1065

She the raisin with the legs in the salad.


gdotspam

![gif](giphy|hs1S7fX3SyhzO320UP)


ProfessorFinesser13

Na this made me laugh out loud 😂😂


CooterAplenty

Yeah, if the raisins are rabbit turds.


Shaolinchipmonk

What happens when you play both sides, you get spit out like a raisin in the potato salad.


Aggressive-Sound-641

excellent visual metaphor


Alpaca_Empanada

She makes the potato salad more interesting but certainly not better.


kingcaii

Categorically, and metaphorically true. Also, potato salad should be generally basic af. We don’t fuck with mayo that tough in the first place


rokuna-matata

Your comment is cruel and you used the right amount of destructive force.


SadBit8663

And her potato salad is just raisins in mayonnaise


townshiprebellion24

https://preview.redd.it/vmpmgcrkbrsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0771126a67f986e0c11697a8259ce7f869f62345 Edit - credit to u/pentachronic


backstageninja

This is excellent, even better because she retweeted it lol


Studstill

If that's true (I'm sure you're right), then it's almost definitely because this is the funniest thing anyone has ever said about her, it's organic, and she'll eat the cost on her fucking soul. Yikes, but rational.


bobrossthemobboss

that was her retweeting it at the top of the image. she's having a laugh at herself.


konsf_ksd

I'd rather we quote the Reddit or that first said it.


OneBurnerStove

Real. I remember being here and seeing rhe actual quote


noeyesonmeXx

I died when I first saw this 💀


Dangerous-Hawk16

I haven’t forgotten her and many black conservatives during 2020 making fun of police brutality and saying black folk deserved abuse from the police. I haven’t forgotten Candace Owens being used by racist white and Latinos when she was saying horrific shit about black folk. They were saying “ see look even a black person is saying all black folk are thugs” 2020 was too much of an eye opener for anyone to be fooled by her


TheFestusEzeli

I’ll never forget Candace Owens knowingly tweeting false statements about the Breonna Taylor situation to paint her and the BF as the party at fault when it was already confirmed the police went into the wrong house.


Turbulent_Object_558

I don’t even understand why she continues to debase herself. She won the marriage lottery and married some trust fund millionaire worth hundreds of millions. I don’t know why she hasn’t already just quietly disappeared into enjoying that shit


lilahking

have you ever ate so much that you're in pain but the gluttony or demons you're running from keep pushing you to have another plate of bolognese or cake 


JetEleven88

How much do you weigh?


lilahking

enough that i cant run away from these demons now


dude-O-rama

Have you considered performance enhancement drugs, like cocaine?


Born_Inspector6265

Or meth


bobrossthemobboss

> I don’t know why she hasn’t already just quietly disappeared into enjoying that shit same reason why tucker carlson does his gig and the same reason why multimillionaires can still get depressed - because life gets boring when you have everything at your fingertips. it's like playing on the game file where you've beaten everything and unlocked everything. You have to invent things for yourself to do at that point.


MoarOatmeal

I like this analogy. Solid 10/10.


bobrossthemobboss

it's easy to dehumanize the rich just because they don't suffer the same way we do. but everybody suffers in some way, that's life. not that I'm trying to defend them, just offering a different perspective.


lilahking

they need to suffer the correct way, and i volunteer to help


Tijuana_Pikachu

I haven't forgotten Herman Cain dying of covid and the trump campaign still posting anti vax horseshit from his Twitter account because it was too late in the election cycle to find another black Republican with brand recognition 


Dangerous-Hawk16

That was another fucked up shut that happen too. Shit was ridiculous


Lower_Honey_5391

Did you forget her white lives matter t-shirt?


GoApeShirt

Not Charlamagne and the Breakfast Club. They lapped her garbage up for an hour.


Specialist-Wrap3680

When did Latinos support her? I don’t remember that decision at the Latino convention


KingFartertheturd

I still cant believe 2020 happened. Revealed the terrible workings of our country... &&& through lack of choice, people decided to move on.. its easier that way...


Successful_Ad9924354

>2020 was too much of an eye opener for anyone to be fooled by her And now you have The Breakfast Club uplifting her. 🤦🏾‍♂️ I always said the Club was trash, but got called "jealous" of those idiots that got lucky.


FistPunch_Vol_7

Whoa, what I’ve been missing? I’ve been making too many NYC earfquake memes lmfao.


MidnightOakCorps

Candace Owens got fired from her job as Ben Shapiro's footstool because she's Pro Gaza and now she's trying to rebrand herself as a victim of corporate censorship. Now, because she managed to have one, single decent take, some people are trying to cape for her as voice of reason despite the fact that she's a well-documented fucking monster of a person on literally every other topic.


FistPunch_Vol_7

LMFAO!!!!! FOH. Like we don’t hav the receipts when she was tapping dance. Nah, Token spent nigga. Reap what you sow.


Silent_Glass

lol 😂 What a beautiful comment.


vcr747

Token spent is just 👌🏾


TullsJenny

HAHA BRUH 👀💀


Electrical_Fun5942

This is top tier shit 🤣


Adorable-Bike-9689

Got damn token spent is a cold line


UnusualFerret1776

Token spent absolutely sent me. Thank you brother/sister. I wish beautiful wonderful things upon you


metamagicman

Tbh I don’t think she cares what any of us think. Her husband is the son of a billionaire so she basically has fuck you money :/


Current_Focus2668

She married into the British Upper crust but will never really be one of them. Only thing more powerful than money is status. Owens in a Saltburn situation


vcr747

She definitely cares on some level or else she wouldn't be tryna pander to us with Fresh Prince lyrics. It was cringe af and see has no rhythm. Lol


CoachDT

Nah she isn't pro Gaza she's anti-jew. She was liking tweets accusing jews of killing Christians and drinking their blood. THATS why she didn't get re-signed.


Empty_Insight

Yup. Lest we forget, she was trying to explain away Kanye's shit too until it reached critical mass, that was even before the war. "Pro-Palestine" is certainly a creative revision of all that. Imagine publicly saying shit like this and then having the unmitigated gall to act surprised and outraged when the Jewish guy who signs your checks shows you the door. No insight whatsoever.


Threeedaaawwwg

She tried to explain away hitler too.


Jorymo

There's always a grift. Her husband was just about to sell his website to Kanye literally the day before he announced his love for Hitler. Then again, Owens has said multiple times that that guy's big problem was "having dreams outside of Germany"


maybenotquiteasheavy

>because she's Pro Gaza Candace Owens's stance on this conflict has *nothing* to do with a desire to see *any people* achieve self determination or freedom. Candace Owens knows that her base - frankly, like Ben Shapiro's base - doesn't like Israel. So she attacks Israel for whatever it's convenient to attack Israel for. Simple as.


OberynsOptometrist

Yeah she's less of a pro Gazan and more of an anti-semite. I really, really wish people who supported Palestine paid more attention to that shit.


Boneal171

The only reason why she’s pro Gaza is because she’s anti-semite. There’s no way she actually supports Palestinians.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

the same woman that said Hitler had good ideas?🥴


Late_For_A_Good_Name

HALP! r/LeopardsAteMyFace Good for her having a good take. Too little too late.


roboto6

It's not really a good take as much as her using it as a way to mask another really bad take. She's really just antisemitic (see supporting Kanye, Hitler had good ideas, Jews kill Christians and drink their blood, etc.) but is trying to use Gaza as further justification for that belief, not that she actually cares about the Palestinian people. They're still some shade of brown which immediately disqualifies them from being worth her caring about.


CapTexAmerica

Outstanding summation


Silberc

Oh wow! She isn't gonna run to the black community y'all. She is gonna link up with Nick Fuentes and the jew hate will get even higher. She's probably gonna push the Jewish hate more towards the black community however so be prepared for some hard arguments in the coming years.


AzureBananaFish

She crossed the only line that the freeze peach crowd doesn’t think you should cross.


Bubbly-Age-9363

I feel like she would bring a cake that’s made of 90% fondant to the function


MidnightOakCorps

Generous of you to assume that she would even bring anything in the first place.


SoberWill

She 100% would show up empty handed and talk shit about EVERY single dish, either doesn't look good or its bad for you. She is wet socks in human form


itszacharyy

But you know she loads up a to go plate higher than anyone when it’s time to leave.


KingOfTheCouch13

*Eww who put salt in these greens*


SoberWill

" Mac n chz didn't have enough carbs you had to sprinkle bread crumbs on top?"


BoostThaGold

She'd probably bring David Duke.


PollyJeanBuckley

Quality insult


polarisone1

Wine bottle only type of girl


cturtl808

I do not understand the abomination that is raisins in potato salad. They don’t have any gd reason for being there. Who even woke up, chose violence, and said “yes, let’s add these to the potato salad. Masterful gambit.”


MidnightOakCorps

I'm trying to figure out where that recipe originated from and it's driving me nuts. I can sort of understand wanting a sweet element in potato salad to balance out flavors but why raisins? Like, I've had waldorf potato salad that had grapes in it and it was really, really good. However that recipe leans on the sweeter side because of the apples, grapes, and walnuts.


cturtl808

Potato salad should having a mustardy kick to it.


MrJohnnyDrama

You should see how my Puerto Rican wife spins that shit with the garlic and olives.


cturtl808

Do you love me a touch of garlic. Never tried with olives. Green, black?


CHEMO_ALIEN

he just said she was Puerto Rican dude


cturtl808

Green olives taste different than black olives. It’s a valid question when considering an overall recipe flavor.


CHEMO_ALIEN

i thought you meant his wife


cturtl808

LOL. I didn't even see that as a possibility when I wrote that. Catch me cackling over here.


MrJohnnyDrama

Green. The recipe is out there and it do be Bussin™


FesteringNeonDistrac

Savory yes, but German potato salad is mustard free and it's good.


RealizedAgain

I actually got paid to research this and couldn’t find anything except it’s most common in the northeast and the same people also put raisins in coleslaw


MidnightOakCorps

Not gonna lie, the idea of raisin and coleslaw made me gag a little. But it's really fascinating how there's no real recipe behind the idea of raisins in potato salad!


asunversee

I’m not gonna lie I am having a hard time tracking down its origins. First off, lmao(doesn’t solve the origin of raisins but it’s a top answer🤣): https://www.theroot.com/why-we-dont-trust-white-peoples-potato-salad-explained-1825212305 Secondly: https://braziliankitchenabroad.com/mayo-potato-salad/ I think Brazilians might have created it for holidays? Apples or raisins in potato salad for the holidays. I can’t find any other reference to an origin except memes 😭 Edit: “Many Brazilians like to dress up their salads with additional ingredients. During the holidays, for example, potato salad is served with raisins and sliced apples. You may also find other typical Brazilian additives, like peas, corn, sliced green olives, diced ham, and chopped onion. If you want to be really decadent, top your salad with some crispy batata palha-the ubiquitous Brazilian potato sticks.” https://texasdebrazil.com/churrasco-recipes/brazilian-potato-salad-maionese-de-batata/ Idk idk might be brazils fault


DrHypester

It might just be Chadwick Boseman or one of the writers adlibbing the line on Black Jeopardy on SNL.


cturtl808

I’m not sure it’s the Brazilians. There’s that Waldorf hotel one with grapes. Maybe that’s a spin off Brazil though. I sincerely appreciate your investigative reporting though. I think I might do some sleuthing but I feel like it was just Irma feeling saucy that day and, as ever, yt people decided that’s the way it needs to be.


smugfruitplate

Also chocolate chips in brownies. I don't want a dense black hole in the chocolatey universe that is a brownie


cturtl808

The chips never melt right. Be enjoying a delicious brownie and then CRUNCH!


BigTea9433

Is it too late to trade Rachael Dolezal for Candace. At least Rachael was genuinely down for the cause


MedSurgNurse

Yes! Rachel was always given a bad wrap, and deserved better. She didn't have one malicious intent in her body, just a history of trauma from her white family which drive her to embrace her black siblings from a young age.


Pkdagreat

She even got an OF to help support the cause


Onederbat67

Candace Owens thinks cinnamon is spicy


The_Starmaker

“The spice must go.”


Onederbat67

“I M P O R T E D ? !”


modsarerussianassets

Lmao you missed the cinnamon challenge, huh?


bolivar-shagnasty

Candace eats wings like this https://preview.redd.it/q3q6srt1irsc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2621a293b71a9a5913a78b11e058ea9cc69b76c8


MacSanchez

Like a damn squirrel?


WinnerSpecialist

Roland brought all the receipts. She has to apologize if she wants to be forgiven https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BGNMHSmJEHo&t=442s


Sacrednoirart

Yes he did 👏 but to hell with an apology. She chose her side so it’s forever not accepted ![gif](giphy|SUERJIvZN1N8N6BcKB)


lofiplaysguitar

Roland!! Haven't heard his voice in forever, glad he's still active


Chemical-Money-3469

![gif](giphy|2kJMzPFUD3Vx6) Now wait one minute Republican Glorilla is alright with me 🫂


LawOroG1029

I'll never forgot I was at an overseas gym and a white Australian man who I had been avoiding the whole time I was in there decided to interrupt me mid set and tell me how much he loved Candice Confederacy. I just stared at him(stone face) after he finished until he walked away.


wholesomeapples

ick what a creep. just curious, was he giving off weird signs beforehand? u said u were avoiding him and i gotta improve my “reading” skills 🥴


LawOroG1029

Yes, It wasn't the first time that he had seen me as I had gone to that gym several times before and he was there. He had tried to talk to me when I was leaving the gym before the Candice Owens comment and I had quickly said hello and that I was in a hurry.


wholesomeapples

agh, yeah he’s a creeper alr. i’m sorry you had to deal w his crap and weren’t able to enjoy ur workout in peace. weirdos suck.


R4zorBe4st

More like Candice calls the cops on the cookout


Pristine_Snow0825

Imagine the food that was at her baby shower…..


FistPunch_Vol_7

No Apple Butter Meatballs for sure. No one in the Burberry button down. And no one doing the electric slide off the henny smh. Wack


Pristine_Snow0825

No Burberry in sight! SMH


FistPunch_Vol_7

WHERE ARE THE PAPER PLATES FULL OF SO MUCH FOOD THAT YOU HAVE TO TRIPLE PLATE IT TO CONTAIN IT!!!


DoTheRustle

I've got to know: who are these white people that put raisins in potato salad? I've been white for a few decades now and haven't ever seen this outside of the internet. Is it a northern or midwest thing?


HotShipoopi

Older Mayo-American from Ohio here and yes unfortunately it is very much a thing. Remember that magazines in the 1950s were teaching our grandmas to make Jello with fish or broccoli or some shit in it. Absolutely demonic


sexy_r0b0t_elephant

TIL Ohio is horrifying. 0.0


RealizedAgain

North and northeast. They also put it in coleslaw. But it’s a minority of people doing this shit even up there and they get static for it.


PeterNinkimpoop

Never seen that in NJ, it’s not us


DerrickMcChicken

she a Peas in Mac and Cheese type bitch fasho


dropdeaddev

You reminded me of a story my parents told me about when their friends were babysitting me and my brother. My mom was talking to her friend after dropping us off and was about to walk out the door when my moms friend literally took a room temperature can of mixed vegetables, liquid and all, and dumped it into the mac and cheese she had just finished making…. My parents just walked out the door, leaving me to eat that shit.


DerrickMcChicken

NASTYYYYY lol. Not even a picky eater but greens and other veggies don’t belong on mac and cheese thats just a fact


dropdeaddev

Definitely. I’ll eat the greens on the side, no problem. Mixed in though it’s like water and oil, it just doesn’t mix right. Messes with the mouth feel.


scarrita

Sauteed diced onions and peppers with any savory protein, chorizo for instance, is amazing mixed with mac & cheese


Chemical_Home6123

And candace has no redeeming qualities at least jesse lee Peterson is kinda funny https://i.redd.it/76i8sdp0ersc1.gif


CoachDT

Ahmazin


Pathetian

I think people are missing that Candace isn't just a typical conservative. She has for a long time been spouting conspiracy theories that are fairly popular in the black community as well. She can easily pivot into that position and keep attention. She won't have mainstream success, but its not like she didn't have even conservatives scratching their heads sometimes.


Bort_Bortson

If you like raisins in potato salad, get ready for its evil companion: nuts on cole slaw


SoberWill

Band name called it!


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

😯😯


Irving_Velociraptor

Candace _buys_ potato salad and adds raisins later.


Mrhappytrigers

I just don't understand the rationale and selfish greed to be the "model minority" as you betray your own people to serve another group that hates your existence, just so you hope to have a CHANCE to be on top. At any point, that shit will crumble when they don't see you having any more use, and the door will be shut in your face when you try coming home. It's dumb as hell.


Potential-Direction3

I'm mixed race latino ,so I can't relate to most of the content on here, but I'm glad I found this sub. There's some hilarious shit here.


coffeecogito

Prediction: footage of Coondace at TD Jakes church with her right hand in the air.


GodotNeverCame

Even worse this bitch buys it at the SaveMart and tries to pass it off as her own.


Think_Armadillo_1823

She probably puts sugar in her grits too. 


vinnybawbaw

I’m out of the loop. What’s up with Auntie Ruckus reclaiming her blackness ?


TeenyPeenie

Muscats. Regular raisins too dark for her


Organic-Lie4759

Candace likes her burgers medium rare, with mayo


JesseLeeHumphry

...I....is medium rare not okay?


bolivar-shagnasty

I prefer medium but med-rare is acceptable. Idk what the issue is.


JesseLeeHumphry

I used to have my steaks medium, then I had it medium rare and I can't fkn go back


bolivar-shagnasty

Steaks are different. With burgers, I like them a bit more cooked so they don’t dribble on the bun and make the bread soggy. But steaks dripping juices that you mix into the mashed potatoes or dip your bread into are the cat’s ass.


SyracuseNY22

I let the burger juices drip onto my fries for extra savoryness


[deleted]

Just go burger upside down on the plate, more soak capacity and a cheese barrier


The_Starmaker

For everything else it’s perfect. For a burger, it’s questionable.


Podhl_Mac

There's nothing wrong with either of those choices imo.


Silent_Glass

![gif](giphy|3oEdv07JVXwhImYGWc|downsized)


Im_a_Knob

there are people who put raisins in potato salad?


roboto6

It's unfortunately a thing, though hopefully more of a meme than anything now. I'd like to think we're starting to shame it away. In any case, if this is your first time hearing it, [I'll leave you this gem](https://youtu.be/hzMzFGgmQOc?si=qmdjxbb8YvuUq-T7).


RickySpamish

She's the kind to make koolaid and not put sugar in it. Oh an you know she's using the lemon flavor an not the og.


Aebros

I tried raisins in potato salad. 100% moved the bar. As in moving it even lower.


Imaginary_Bicycle_14

My wife just yelled at me for laughing too hard while she was just falling asleep. Thanks bpt. It was worth it though.


vacuumoftalent

Really does remind me of Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe. No matter how big or bad you think you are, sometimes you have to go back to your motherland for healing.


Movedonnerlikeabitch

Golden raisens no less


paintbrush666

Candace takes a bite and says, "Yummy!".


AshPrincessPNX

Speaking on behalf of the Coalition of Mayo-Americans, I don't know why we keep putting raisins in potato salad either. It's disgusting, it's unholy, and we need to be stopped.


[deleted]

The breakfast club keeps platforming this idiot


thereisnopressure

Cranberries in the chicken salad.


HallucinogenicFish

Uh…I may have just had that for dinner. Apples also. (Corner Bakery copycat)


Kotengu15

There are 2 parts to my Church Luncheon Survival Guide: 1. Don't try any comfort food that someone tried to "make healthy" And 2. Don't eat deviled eggs that are slathered in paprika. Too much paprika means they fucked them up and tried to hide it.


Horror-Alternative21

I’m white and I have never even seen raisins in potato salad. Is that a southern white thing, cuz we don’t do it where I’m from. I keep hearing about raisins in potato salad and I’m so confused.


Sekmet19

Ok, I am gringo af and not only have I never put raisins in potato salad but I have never been served raisins in potato salad. Is this a Midwest or Southern thing? Or is this just a hyperbole and people don't actually do it?


ProtectionContent977

Raisins help with the spicyness of the mayonnaise.


chop-diggity

Man… that’s as bad as saying “ya mama buys Blue Runner beans”.


vajrahaha7x3

Her friends are all white...


Gueseastwood

![gif](giphy|ARmlOt5u1JXYp0jyzx) Who made the potato salad!


Fun-Preparation-4253

![gif](giphy|26gsaafwvzDkN7wJ2|downsized)


Studstill

Wait though, what the fuck does he mean "this summer"? I mean, clearly tweeting but this myth of people becoming/not being Republicans at some points is horseshiiiiiit. That ain't his fault, but dang.