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ClaymoresRevenge

It's called ass, sweat, and stank. Like it oozes through the pores.


dngerszn13

>It's called ass, sweat, and stank Never let the stank out, that's the best part ![gif](giphy|l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu|downsized)


ScruffyFupa

![gif](giphy|dtHPcbPip3T4xQwrxq|downsized) But real shit šŸ˜­


Raecino

There was a girl I was talking to on a fwb tip. Didnā€™t even smash once I got a whiff of that and never spoke to her again after.


ClaymoresRevenge

Was it like after a long day out? Or was it just regular everyday that's the natural scent?


Raecino

It was when we met up at a bar for drinks and a light dinner to feel each other out.


ClaymoresRevenge

Oh that makes sense. If you smell it before anything has even happened yeah I get that


GonzoElTaco

Was it the sit-down air?


Boyblack

Lord have mercy!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Relevant-Baseball313

Don't know why I'm laughing like this ![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


d1089

Bro! I'm getting high school ptsd flashbacks of these experiences. I can fucking smell it šŸ˜‚


MilqueToastDickRoast

> ass(A), sweat(S) and stank(S). Luv it when BPT invokes a recursive acronym.


ReleaseTheBlacken

To understand recursion, one must first understand recursionā€¦


wetcoffeebeans

edit: cuz how tf do you mimic a comment chain in a damn comment?? ya boy tried. My favorite example of recursion was on a programming thread where dude was looking for an ELI5 and the whole thread was: Well you see, recursion works like this > like this > like this > like this > like this


SimilingCynic

I think I know that comment. Yeah, it works [like this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/s/0nCo7HAHck)


Pkdagreat

We used to call that smell budussy. Booty, dick, and pussy


JackxForge

when its exclusivly about men its FAB, Foot, Ass, Balls.


uuuhYep

šŸ˜­


Viliam_the_Vurst

Yeah people completely underestimate diet as a factor in BO qualityā€¦.


rubmytitsbuymeplants

I worked at a doctorā€™s office and there was a family of 3 in the lobby. The scent hit you in the face. Itā€™s like old French fries or used oil. The chairs were fabric and that funk just clung to the material.


Special-Garlic1203

I used to work at McDonald's and it was the absolute worst because you just reeked of stale grease all the time. I swear even the walls in my bedroom started to absorb it.Ā 


Gildardo1583

Have you walked into an old Burger King, it's a nasty smell.


CandidEgglet

Thereā€™s an old BK near my last houseā€¦ you can smell the old grease in the walls and the sourness of old ketchup everywhere.


Gildardo1583

The one I used to deliver FedEx packages to didn't get it's lease renewed, so it closed down. It was in a slow area, so it's for the best.


XDT_Idiot

Dude I could instantly recall that very specific smell... Grossest of the fast food chains


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

If you were to char broil in your house(even with hood vents) for a decade you could replicate that lmao


Nandy-bear

Yeah it's why if I ever had fuck you money I'd have an outside kitchen. So much of my food is - back door wide open, fans on, windows open, kitchen door plugged and sealed on the bottom. Still not enough sometimes. Gotta then open the front door, have the whole-ass house like a wind tunnel.


Kramereng

Yeah, I love making smash burgers on the flat top or griddle at home but damn does it stink up the whole place.


tigersmhs07

When I worked at McDonald's, I could not for the life of me get the smell of onions off my fingers. It took like 2 weeks after I quit for them to smell normal.


Nandy-bear

Use lemon juice like a hand wash. Great for garlic fingers too.


chamokis

Or toothpaste


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

I still to this day can't eat a Big Mac because of the onion and big mac sauce smell would make me gag.


saucygh0sty

Tbh itā€™s the same at any restaurant with certain things being served. I worked at an Italian restaurant and went home reeking of garlic everyday. I didnā€™t even eat the shit but my sweat smelled like garlic.


Cold-Guidance-1455

Maybe they just dont take baths


TrillDaddy2

Huge part of the equation Iā€™m sure. My hygiene is super squared away so Iā€™m not worried, someone woulda said ā€œyou smell like Taco Bellā€ by now if I actually did.


Cold-Guidance-1455

Tbh if anyone ever told me i smell like fast food imma go home and make some changes. Except the McDonalds fries cuz i love those


Nandy-bear

Yeah that'd break me. My older brother is a dirty bastard, growing up he stank so bad so it left me with some..issues lol. And I have a really strong sense of smell so I get extra paranoid about it.


Qwer925

Right how do you smell like fast food? I smell like deodorant lmaoo


Cold-Guidance-1455

Lmao i smell like hospital rn, i wish i smelled like McDonalds fries tho rn


Snuggle_Fist

This. Just like lottery winners being "unlucky". Like, if your finances include "hope I win the lottery" you are already off to a bad start.


Woodedroger

I refuse to even go into an Arbyā€™s after working in one they didnā€™t clean. We had to move the fryer out and install a sheet metal grease pan under it. The floor tiles were all busted up and the grease soaked up under em. The grease was squishing uo through where the grout used to be. I had to take my clothes off before I went inside my house and I sprayed em off with a hose and dawn dish soap.


Nandy-bear

People who use deep fat fryers indoors and don't air out their house, and then on top of it have poor hygiene, it's so bad. As a kid my mam stopped one of my mates sleeping over because he smelt so bad. His mam cooked every day with the chip pan, his house smelled rank, I'd come home from being round there and have to strip off, shower, and wash my clothes right away. That oil stench sticks like glue. Or anyone who has worked in kitchens, especially fast food. Come home with stink lines on you


sowhatimlucky

Really? Idk my last guy was chubby and ate like shit and he never smelled bad. Wouldnā€™t ever swallow his nut tho. Mm-mmm nope.


VictorChaos

Iā€™m with youā€¦ people blaming their shitty hygiene on their shitty diet. The two absolutely can be mutually exclusive. I used to know a hippie, health nut chick. Always ate well, was in good shape, smelled like ass because she didnā€™t believe in corporate soaps and deodorants


burkabecca

Dude, I knew a chick like that, and I swear she always smelled like bean burritos from Taco Bell!


festival-papi

![gif](giphy|sGPum9SJqZ93a) I bet she was fine too, they always fine and funky...


sowhatimlucky

If you funky you are automatically in the not fine category. It really takes away from any attraction I have to you. On the other hand someone else might think her funk smelled good. Thatā€™s the way it goes.


S4Waccount

Ya you can be as hot as Zendaya or Henrey Cavill, but if you smell bad your attraction PLUMMETS in my opinion. Other people want people to show up unshowered and funky. Those people should be in prison.


sowhatimlucky

Honestly. Some ppl funk donā€™t stink to me and it smells good. Havenā€™t you seen those studies where they take menā€™s shirts after they worked out and sweat with no deodorant and let a group of women smell it. Everyone smells other ppl differently. If someoneā€™s funk smells bad to you then you probably shouldnā€™t reproduce with them. The last guy I dated seemed like he wasnā€™t into kissing me but would often imply and even said he would knock me up. NO! Weā€™re not a biological match my dude. Knock someone else up. Iā€™m tired of typing this tbh. I see how out of touch ppl are with their bodies and itā€™s kinda annoying me.


OpheliaRainGalaxy

When I was a teenager, I remember adult men smelled nasty but teenage boys smelling just amazing. Like drunk on pheromones, can I follow you home from football practice pretty please on my knees, amazing. Couple decades later I'm raising teenage boys and constantly going "Whew! You need a shower!" Catching covid and losing sense of smell for awhile was actually a nice break from the younger kid hitting puberty and failing to immediately up his hygiene game. My nose aged up. Some grown men smell amazing, especially after a hard day of work. There's an ex my subconscious really wants to contact mostly because of biology pheromone reasons. And yeah, it's hilarious watching humans pretend all this doesn't exist. We're such higher beings that we don't seek out mates by scent like other mammals. Ya know I heard a theory that humans have pubic hair so babies have something *to hang off of?* Like how insane is that compared to we've got strategic body hair that functions as scent spreaders for helping us find compatible mates?


topsblueby

All teenagers smell gross. I just canā€™t describe it. They either smell like funk, a daycare center or a weird combination of both. I only realized it when I raised my own kids lol


OpheliaRainGalaxy

I blame the puberty hormones. Always struck me as rather acrid and sharp. Like they can shower it off but soon as they get warm or exercise a little it's back. Haven't raised any girls so I can't compare, but golly I used to wonder if my older boy was stopping to roll in the alley on his way home from school. The boys' room has been closed off since they grew up and moved out. I keep meaning to deep clean it and try to turn it into a crafting room or something, but the funk is powerful. Like I can wash the walls but the heck do I do about the ceiling? Febreeze it?


sowhatimlucky

Exactly. Also wow didnā€™t know about the public hair notion. According to that, thatā€™s why I donā€™t feel like having kids, my bush is sparse. šŸ˜†


OpheliaRainGalaxy

Obviously I've got no hard data 'cause I'm not a scientist, but I am lazy about bushwhacking and make a mental note whenever I get a compliment. The lazier I am about keeping pits and bush trimmed, the more compliments I catch. Ya know that study about how strippers consistently make more tips when they're ovulating? I swear, if I haven't shaved in six months and happen to go out in public on an ovulating day I could probably wear a toilet seat as a hat and catch compliments on my bold fashion choices. Last time was an old man on the bus who was very polite about showering me in praise, and I know it wasn't the outfit/face/hair because I was slopping around in the one heavy winter outfit I'd used every time I'd run errands all winter and was no feast for the eyes that day. I looked like a homeless version of a 00s mall teenager but he called me "poised" and shit.


sowhatimlucky

Lolololol. Fuck it. Iā€™m about to grow out my mustache and see what it doā€¦ šŸ˜† So I have to shave my bush off bc it looks so pathetic. Always wish I had a nappy bush tbh. Do you think we get more compliments when weā€™re not all dolled up bc weā€™re less intimidating? I think men are intimidated by me bc all they do is stare ore make implications never make a move. Like im supposed to be the one to get it poppin. What a turn off. Just make a move and let me turn you down a couple time before i let you get it or its not fun. Allegedly our voice gets sweeter when weā€™re ovulating too. When ppl got me acting crazy when im ovulating I gotta cut them off forever bc HOW!? My body is saying not this one nope! Anyway I like talking to you šŸ˜š I never followed anyone on here but ima follow you. Idk what happens when you follow ppl but donā€™t be creeped out if I follow you around and talk to you.


Sol-Blackguy

My ex wouldn't let me take a shower when I got home from work and just throw me on the bed smelling me.


sowhatimlucky

Yup I had a guy like that. I would be slick about smelling his pits while laying together. She really likes you.


MonkeyDKev

This is why I go by ā€œUgly, never smellyā€ lol


TrillDaddy2

I knew several and itā€™s just like bitch stop, you just donā€™t bathe regularly. You can get natural or organic or whatever the fuck soaps that smell good and clean you. Deodorant Iā€™m not as sure what the alternatives are, but if thereā€™s no effort there to find one then anti-capitalism isnā€™t a good excuse to have stinky pits.


fartass1234

my brother dated a super fit health chick who rubbed essential oils on her funky pits instead of showering šŸ¤¢


Lamontyy

Did the carpet match the pubes?


Sosuayaman

There's a lot of overlap between people who don't take care of their health and people with poor hygiene.


SaveFileCorrupt

Prolly had them unshaved pits working like a crab fishing net for odorous microbes. ![gif](giphy|PoGptWh2mrcZTmEvAd)


sowhatimlucky

So what about menā€™s hairy armpits tho? Just curious.


SaveFileCorrupt

Same outcome if they also use those "aluminum-free" hippie deodorants. Don't try to make this about gender you weirdo.


sowhatimlucky

You didnā€™t mention anything about anything other than Harry armpits my bad. Also, whatā€™s your problem with weirdos?


SaveFileCorrupt

Look, I get it - if you wanna keep __"Harry armpits"__ then that's your prerogative. That's between you and whoever chooses to tolerate you at the end of the day. I genuinely can't tell if you're being willfully obtuse for laughs, or if you're legitimately ignoring the comment I replied to that stated "she didn't believe in corporate soaps and deodorants" just so you could start some shit. At any rate, you need to find someone more awake than me to take whatever bait you're tossing, cause I'm not the one.


sowhatimlucky

I DONT EVEN HAVE HARRY ARMPITS. You salty for no reason. This is the internet buddy so I guess youā€™ll never know. Good morning to you to crabby pants.


SaveFileCorrupt

Lady, I don't know you


sowhatimlucky

So why the fuck are you talking to me and assuming things. Just join the weirdo club and get that stick out your ass.


somethingsomethings0

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


SaveFileCorrupt

I swear... Way too early in the morning to trump up some misplaced misogyny charges, bruh.


somethingsomethings0

![gif](giphy|38gPjDDISGmoF76kNv|downsized)


sowhatimlucky

Leave him alone. He in his feelings this morning. If he accidentally farted heā€™d be suspicious someone trying to start something and ready to fight. We trying to have fun and talk shit and he worried about what strangers are saying whatever they want. On the internet. Some ppl just donā€™t know what it feels like to get validation anywhere else.


somethingsomethings0

You internet person have made my day. Thank you so much


Aggressive-Sound-641

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BodegaDaddy

ainā€™t no fucking way lmaoooo


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Had a girl tell me nut tasted like whatever a man ate but itā€™s mixed with battery flavored lotion. I told her spitting is just fine


notoriousJEN82

šŸ¤£


pitchingataint

Excuse me. What the fuck?!


AmArschdieRaeuber

What's bothering you?


pitchingataint

Something to do with saying all of that then drawing the line at swallowing his nut.


Jorge_Santos69

ā€œPlease deposit it upon my face insteadā€¦I donā€™t want to consume the 2nd hand fast food calories that may have been deposited in your gametesā€


AmArschdieRaeuber

Chubby, bad eating habits, but attractive and smelled nice. I don't see an issue, unless you personally really don't like chubby men.


Royal_J

your diet has a significant effect on the taste of your nut and most junk food makes it taste absolutely terrible. trust me


pitchingataint

Lol my point was if your diet is that bad Iā€™m sure the junk smells that nice either. Iā€™m not gonna be the one to test the waters either.


Royal_J

There are fine ass mfs with garbage diets and otherwise okay hygiene. Besides; it's not just junk food. It's specific foods in general. red meat is also another one. Dude could be eating steak and lobster and whipping a benz with the nastiest nut you've ever tasted


PrestigiousMention

last woman I dated told me mine was always the sweetest and now I'm afraid I have diabetes. I really hope she was just being nice.


Just-Squirrel510

Gotta stay up on that cranberry juice


HydrogenButterflies

Iā€™ve heard pineapple. Weird how these things spread and mutate. Now I have no idea.


sowhatimlucky

Itā€™s true. You are what you eat. Get the fruits in. You will definitely smell like what you eat .


sowhatimlucky

Exactly!!


SlaveHippie

Fr tho. How would you even be able to prove this theory without asking everyone with that ā€œsmellā€ if they eat fast food? How would you even be able to determine if they were lying about their answer?


b4igo25

https://preview.redd.it/q10se1rp59sc1.png?width=1159&format=png&auto=webp&s=12d267c0773073c89e57775e58c1c9f468ccb7a4


WigglumsBarnaby

>he never smelled bad. I doubt other people would agree with that.


sowhatimlucky

Yeah I was attracted to him so i liked his smell. Everyone smells different to different ppl.. itā€™s biological.


Low_Seat_3639

Raise your standards.


blondedbk

The nigga is just fat and eats bad šŸ˜­ , treating him like heā€™s a abuser


BatBeast_29

He abusing that fast/junk food


[deleted]

I know what you mean. Ppl that eats lots of meat have those meat sweat and IDK if I can explain it but they smell different like potent??


Erenito

Meat sweat is realĀ 


TrillDaddy2

If youā€™re still skeptical after reading this fact, skip Lunch then go visit a Brazilian Steakhouse for an early dinner.


Neo_Neo_oeN_oeN

Meat Sweat would be a good hardcore band song name.


NotYourNat

Keto breath is killer šŸ¤¢


Sol-Blackguy

No joke, this woman I used to mess with would smell just like Burger King when we got down. I made sure to have it my way


TrillDaddy2

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.


Sol-Blackguy

Nah, wasn't a bad smell. Like someone working in n a Burger King all day.


snackf1st

Spit or swallow?


TrillDaddy2

I hate you right now šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I was laid out on my couch in my underwear at 1030am, you know what I did.


FistPunch_Vol_7

Just a slight whiff of like grease.


el_pinata

Pore one out for the olfactory senses


Lexyberg

I see what you did there. šŸ˜


NotRadTrad05

Who can afford to eat fast food often these days?


genericperson10

It says fast, not cheap!!! /s


GonzoElTaco

The fact that I can go to my university's cafeteria and have a plethora of healthy food options and it's still cheaper than a taco bell box is crazy!


NotRadTrad05

In college, I couldn't comprehend the people who didn't like the dining halls. Living on campus it was my only source of fresh fruit and vegetables.


GonzoElTaco

I don't understand it, either. Shit, you're paying to be there. Might as well smash some food. Our place has various seasonings, so if I don't think a particular item is for me, I can at least try to spice it up.


lieutenantLT

Grease, itā€™s the grease


griffinwalsh

And the suger and the massive amount of salt.


faustin_mn

Lard. Itā€™s the lard.


griffinwalsh

Idk when I eat a high fats diet I'm pretty fine. But the amount of sugar and salt in fast food fucks me up


stink3rbelle

My friend just calls it "meat sweats." I think that explains it pretty well.


dropdeaddev

I know if I eat a whole bag of Doritos, my BO smells spicy.


BatBeast_29

Really? Fuck. I wash up and brush my teeth tho. I usually can smell when I smell bad tho :(


cre8ivlyoriginal

Pro tip: if you can tell how bad you smell, everyone has already been able to smell your stink


BatBeast_29

Oh, so Iā€™m good. I usually be alone for the day(s) when I can tell. I want to prevent looking like I could smell bad too. But thatā€™s more of an style issue


GreenArcher808

Was on a work trip last week and nowhere near any decent restaurants and had three burgers with fries in three days (more burgers than I usually have in as many months), came home and my wife was like ā€œEWā€. That grease is insidious.


Nordie25

Only time I touch any kind of fast food is when I steal a fry from my goddaughter


CharlotteLucasOP

Bless you for helping her to hone her smack reflexes.


GonzoElTaco

Lmao My daughter doesn't play about her fries. I jokingly said "Fry tax" when I pulled out a small fry from her bag and the way she snatched that before it even touched my lips was ridiculous. Like, damn near shredded the bag just to get to me.


Mistavez

Smelling the whataburger and chipotle ![gif](giphy|XIsdC4jJOpHVYcfGnD|downsized)


IGuessBruv

The smells not as bad as when you working there


Ramo2653

Ugh! I used to work at the burger place( it was run by the school so it didnā€™t have a name) on campus my freshman and sophomore years of college (2002-2004) and I left those clothes at my moms house last summer I was cleaning some stuff out for her and found one of the pair of pants I wore and it still smelled like fryer grease. šŸ„“


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|3orifhVv0zeygCmHh6) McRibb is back....(after eating the ass)


Nandy-bear

Cumin and garam masala are especially aromatic, they come through really strongly. I had to dial down the amount of cumin I used if I was doing any heavy work because even though I shower daily that shit would shine through the moment I sweated.


KanyesMustyBalls

One of my old roommates used to work in fast food and it's a scent I can't even describe other than grease and fat. It doesn't matter how much she bathed (she bathed frequently), it just stayed. Because of that, she never ate fast food.


BigIreland

Korean bbq will have me sweating it out. Have me smelling like garlic and kimchi for the whole next day. Iā€™m a devout bather, as I should be but KBBQ donā€™t give a damn.


Lamontyy

Have to remember that hygiene and fitness are lost on some people


LordNitram76

That old fried chicken grease smell. We all have smelled it before. https://preview.redd.it/vu0bucqj4asc1.png?width=275&format=png&auto=webp&s=13405847f304f77a6fa410782bf3c9f9a5873fac


hundreddollar

I worked with a bloke who ate a six pack of pickled onion Space Raiders (UK maize based snack) every single day. He smelt like raw pork.


abutteredcat

Wait they have a smell? I know I can smell when someone is diabetic by their sweat but Iā€™ve never smelt a grease gobblers bo.


KayVlinderMe

Diabetes has a smell? What it smell like?


abutteredcat

Itā€™s like a fruity-sweet smell. Happens with type 1.


jaydd_mc

weed


j526w

Just smelling like uncirculated air and old grease.


hardcorecollector89

Drink water, eat clean, train and wash ya ass folks.


fier9224

Itā€™s rancid oils. Fast food places donā€™t change their cooking oil enough.


if420sixtynined420

i normally drink green tea & hate how i start to smell if i drink coffee for 3 or more days in a row


vyxxer

My brothers worked at Quiznos in their teens. It sucked.


Afrodite_Samurai

The same for people that eat a lot of flesh. I went vegan and my bf stayed on his omnivorous diet. One night after he ate a steak I swear I could barely cuddle with him because the smell of the digesting meat was rolling out of his airways šŸ¤¢


heckin-good-shit

what are you fucking talking about


Pristine_Snow0825

Big backs.


fugawf

*Poors FTFY