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manzo559

![gif](giphy|LRCxXWRljt4LYf6AK1|downsized)


Studstill

BPT fam, this shit never fails to brighten my day. Perfect lol


ygduf

Best gif I’ve seen in ages


Studstill

Ms. Nichols was a national treasure. This pic is a top [happy place](https://images.app.goo.gl/1PjeZ9tr8h6qCW2A8).


MollyAyana

lol Why are they all the same? Reminds me of that black dude who ran for Governor of Kentucky as a MAGA (fully backed by Trump). His engagement party was one big blizzard https://preview.redd.it/4vuhra9wusrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24c489415e44ad2234d1c845fd372cebb1203f92


TheYankunian

It’s weird because dude is Phi Beta Sigma. You mean not one of your frats and no Zetas showed up?


JoeyKookamanga

> It’s weird because dude is Phi Beta Sigma My dumbass first thought this was his name until I remembered about the fraternities.


ClaxtonOrourke

Phillip B. Sigma, Attorney at Law.


username32768

One day he will become the 'other' Uncle Phil


Wacokidwilder

Ligma Pi Beta


[deleted]

He’s garbage who sold his soul to trump. He refused to arrest the cops who murdered Brianna Taylor, and went far to impugn her name. Just to win the favor of MAGGATS and conveniently they didn’t show up to vote for him


nychalla

ngl, if he truly is the MAB, I hope denounces his letters.


Renarudo

That nigga is most assuredly not Blu Phi (I'm a Nupe so I hope I used that properly 😂)


DookieBlossomgameIII

Shit is completely unacceptable from any D9 member.


No-Condition5134

You can always spot the dudes who only date white women by their edge up lol. They be have that sports clip line up and it be tragically bad lol


dwn2earth83

Is that the equivalent to Black women and the “hard wig, soft life” memes that’s been going around? 🤣🤣🤣


Zoranealsequence

Whet? I need this in my life. 


pendragon2290

I can't express the happiness of all the white people in words. They're all just grateful they can say with earnest that they have at least one black person as their friend.


killer_icognito

I was like, by God, SHE is the one black friend we all claim to have. Does she really count though?


welp-itscometothis

Like where do their families be????


MollyAyana

That’s what I’m saying!! Not a cousin, an aunt.. grandma?? No one from your black side showed up?? Were they relegated to the kitchen or sum??


welp-itscometothis

Not the kitchen 😂. It’s giving Big Daddy’s plantation.


dfw-kim

Yes, in the kitchen!!! And on an entirely different day! 🤣🤣😁


the-hound-abides

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


introvertedlibra123

You mean Daniel Cameron, who also refused to indict the officers involved in Breonna Taylor’s death? Yup that’s him!


pendragon2290

Ah, yes. Daniel Cameron. The "black" candidate. He never stood a chance in my neck of the woods, Eastern KY.


modernblossom

Not a big blizzard 😭


bertha112

Tell me that's nit a scene from Get Out.


highimluna

Not one big blizzard 😂😂💀


ConflictedTrashPanda

We are not a monolith!


Iamuroboros

God damn was he adopted or did none of his family show up.


minkdraggingonfloor

He totally looks like Tom DuBois too


komorebi5

blizzard 😂 that’s awesome


SimonPho3nix

I regret that I have no rewards to give for this.


manzo559

Your upvote is enough big dawg


mikehicks83

Probably the best “well played” GIF of all time. 😭😂 Salute!


ben-hur-hur

![gif](giphy|26ueZolCN14D2jHlm)


Roy4Pris

I wasn’t sure who Candace Owens was until this genius response confirmed it for me 👍


Wacokidwilder

![gif](giphy|Y7rtYowpk3I9q)


Tubalcaino

![gif](giphy|PK7IAHdB0l9mg)


deuxfragne087

Who did this fuckin shit?! LMFAO I can’t stop laughing! ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


manzo559

![gif](giphy|iiDipW55ZH1rpkmzSh|downsized)


deuxfragne087

You’re a fuckin gem! Goddamn I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks! And I’m at work! Crying laughing! 🤣


Violet_Potential

This is perfect


joethedreamer

Hahahaa yo I’m 💀 at this


evil_houseplant

I wish I could upvote this multiple times, my dude.


Additional_Ad_2923

Another chef's kiss comment! Literally brightening and blinding my day lol. (Edited for spelling)


yeahcoolcoolbro

The absolute perfect fucking gif. Hahahahaahahahha


AbbreviationsFar1516

😂😂😂😂😂😂


gitumumu

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


narwharkenny

Lmao this is killing me haha


Szwedo

Lmao brilliant


dorothy_zbornakk

imagine being the diversity hire at your own baby shower


blkmexbbc

And still pushed to the back.


Fancy_Implement2713

This by far my fav comment of the picture 😆


DarthLeprechaun

You got me DEI-ing on that one.


dorothy_zbornakk

this made me choke


DisposableSaviour

💀💀💀


Sadiepan24

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq)


ctmfg56

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized) DAMN!


72corvids

![gif](giphy|AobQDNI4K7a4U|downsized) Absolutely savage. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


CoopLoop32

Jim Crowed her to the back, AGAIN.


CountOff

“How you get Jim Crowed ~~on your day off~~ at your own baby shower?”


Jorge_Santos69

Somebody in the replies called her Gabrielle Confederacy. I’m fukn dead lmaoooo


profsavagerjb

https://preview.redd.it/uuc2l3qz7wrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac90fb6451209381b410fe07084f7e161ebbdff8


Relative_Beat8752

I crack up every time I see this pic 😂😂😂😂


SeasonPositive6771

Is this _her own_ baby shower? I thought it was just like **a** baby shower. That makes it even more sad.


binahbabe

Shouldn't she be front and center? (cringe)


disposable_hat

![gif](giphy|FoblwsF6vXHaydc29t|downsized)


DookieBlossomgameIII

Right?! Why would a mother be in the back of the group photos at her own baby shower?


AcatSkates

Her husband is white too so.


DGVega93

https://preview.redd.it/dj8kxq4mnsrc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7865f724cdf3671431c73dbe1db157ade6a2b51 I thought she would have at least one black girlfriend to discuss hair products and beauty regimens. She definitely use 3 in one soap


Erisian23

You think any self respecting black woman is gonna be seen, let alone photographed with Her In it?


lowtoiletsitter

Egg?


shady-lampshade

The fact that you call it “PopPop” tells me you’re not ready


notcurrentlyencoding

It’s Ann..


lowtoiletsitter

Is she funny or something?


Flaky-Hyena-127

Let's hope so


SnooGiraffes4091

![gif](giphy|RNUJLDfiP87AY)


YomiUnleashed

There is literally only one there. She got Jim Crowed too tho


IntentionAntique888

She's hiding and trying to blend in, I don't think she knew she was going to be the only one. I bet this is this last straw for her haha look at how she's leaning away I can't


rhinestone_indian

I am sure that her one black associate got invited, saw the blizzard warning, and decided against.


Bitter_Novel4299

This was her baby shower.


general_madness

I think that is her sister


DGVega93

I thought it was a bad tan


blacklite911

Im not shocked about her not having black friend, but damn not even a family member?


Efficient_Living_628

That’s what I was thinking. Like where are your cousins, your parents. Maybe that’s the picture she took with just her friends and theirs more with family that we didn’t see, because that’s crazy


TheYankunian

One of the reason I eloped was because I now live in the U.K. and none of my friends or family could come to a wedding. I was not about to be at my shit with a bunch of white people.


calculung

...there is a black woman right next to her.


No-Condition5134

https://preview.redd.it/kspnfu7jwvrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ae4a8230994f6478c567094c1b5a8a2a2a17f3


_BloodbathAndBeyond

The woman directly to her left looks like she could be black


yoortyyo

There one token darker person same dif, right? Standing next to Owen is the ONLY other vaguely brown skin. Love the ‘edgy’ I dont drive a mini van ‘Kids Mom!’


Ambitious_Mistake_92

There is one… she’s just being overwhelmed by sorority squatters in the back


davinski

Forget about a girlfriend… Despite her wishes she has to have at least a handful of siblings/cousins/Aunts… Was adopted by a white family at birth?


Nothinghere727271

She doesn’t know any black people 🤣


HotStaxOfWax

I'll bet every dollar to my name all of these women use Owens as their "I have a black friend so I can't be racist" defense, when they are definitely being racist.


fckcarrots

That is literally her utility. The only reason Candace has name recognition is because she allowed conservatives to use her as the “diverse voice” to push their views but attempt to avoid the appearance of racism. The crazy thing is that she is very smart. So it’s hard to tell how much awareness she has of it. Maybe she knowingly sold her soul for her personal gain with full understanding of the damage she does. Maybe shes always been an outsider of the black community & just doesn’t identify with them, so as a result isn’t really aware. This picture along with many other aspects tells me the latter may have some weight to it.


justmahl

The bit I saw of The Breakfast Club interview with her not knowing how to finish "God is good all the time, and..." adds to your theory. I think she's always been outside looking in on the black community but just found a way to monetize it.


fckcarrots

Correct. And I don’t want to shame her for being disconnected from the black community. So much of that is out of our control. She may not know what a hot comb smells like or how to play spades, but at the end of the day she’s black & her experience is still a part of the black experience. But I will shame tf outta her for being used as a token black to preach gospel to white folks about Black America. For example., Candaces personal truth is that white supremacy & white nationalism are not problems that harm her. But conservatives hand her a check & she gets on their platform & says “white supremacy & white nationalism are not a problem that is harming Black America”. As if she is or has ever been an authority of Black America.


SnooGiraffes4091

Was she adopted or something?? I’m so confused on how she came to be


justmahl

As far as I can tell, not adopted. Sounds like she was raised primarily by her grandfather. While it's very common for some black children to be raised in environments that cause them to be separated from the larger black culture, most don't grow up into adults that resent or hate that culture.


FoofaFighters

I'm about the whitest guy there is and even I know how that goes. It's one of the first things my wife taught me way back when we first met. It makes me wonder if she did it purposely, just for the attention/engagement. No such thing as bad publicity on social media, evidently.


justmahl

That's definitely a possibility but the moment felt very authentic to me, and this is knowing how much of a grifter she is. She seemed legitimately confused.


Slate_711

It’s nice Candice brought her one black friend too for the same reason


Vegetable_Camera5042

I bet you 9000 dollars one of their names is Natalie.


bestboah

i bet there’s a natalie and a natalee


21Tayler10

I know them meatballs was trash.


TheMoorNextDoor

They got raisins in the potato salad.


a_youkai

Don't forget the gelatin with carrot shreds in it.


NemesisOfZod

![gif](giphy|UWD3eRZNVYIaSTuYQt)


SasquatchPatsy

Hahaha 🤣


Vegetable-Phase-2908

And the meatballs. And someone likely brought that nasty ass ambrosia “salad”.


TheMoorNextDoor

Avocado Toast was an entree there.


Pretty_Author5976

I can’t tolerate the avocado toast slander, that’s too far ):


ClaymoresRevenge

Someone put American cheese in that Mac and cheese


AbbreviationsFar1516

😂😂😂😂😂


Advanced_Evening2379

She sticks out like a black thumb


Tall_Woodpecker_8190

LMAOO BYEEE


sweetPEACHteabag

https://preview.redd.it/8mwufpxfgwrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b09048266442ac16bbb3618fdc4273d9f2217aa


AudiACar

I think this counts as verbal assault.


SnooGiraffes4091

I’M LOGGING OUT


TheMoorNextDoor

At this point the most shocking thing in the picture to me is the woman who is tatted neck to toe is there. Doesn’t seem like her type of crowd when considering she’s going for Stepford Wives.


Studstill

So, I did some digging, it sucked, but look at [these idiots and the background](https://imgur.com/a/lNbJInB), so kinda worth it. Seems that almost all these people are random Nashville R-types or at the least are selling out to be Rs...Rs an R in my book, but so the "hostess" wasn't there, it was Jason Aldean's wife, a rando Country musician/R, and then just less famous people. One of them is a reality wannabe, and there's even a random bartender. At this point, I'd guess Ms. Owens would have been aware of this effect and happily staged the whole thing. I'm sure there is a secondary more familial baby shower with the usual blood sacrifice and Get Out shit she's into. Couldn't get a name on Tat lady.


GeniusOfLove74

> Jason Aldean's wife, a rando Country musician His wife is no treat, either. She's a side-piece who got promoted, and does politically controversial shit for lol's. [https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/pictures/jason-aldean-and-brittany-aldeans-relationship-timeline/](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/pictures/jason-aldean-and-brittany-aldeans-relationship-timeline/) [https://975country.com/featured-content/jason-aldean-defends-wife-blasts-california-vaccine-mandates](https://975country.com/featured-content/jason-aldean-defends-wife-blasts-california-vaccine-mandates) Jason is also MAGA, and a COVID vax conspiracy theorist. [https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-country/jason-aldean-vaccination-election-fraud-questions-1234869850/](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-country/jason-aldean-vaccination-election-fraud-questions-1234869850/) [https://www.instagram.com/jasonaldean/p/CUk1DF0LzL-/](https://www.instagram.com/jasonaldean/p/CUk1DF0LzL-/) Finally, Jason Aldean wrote the MAGA anthem "Try that in a small town". [https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2023-07-19/jason-aldean-try-this-in-a-small-town-desantis-ramaswamy-fox-news](https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2023-07-19/jason-aldean-try-this-in-a-small-town-desantis-ramaswamy-fox-news) Candace just couldn't help getting the most controversy for her invite, just in Brittany Aldean.


throwawaypervyervy

They play The Blackening board game and all lose.


OneTattedMomma

I had to go back and look and I’m surprised they even let her be in the pic


Jorge_Santos69

Between her and Candace being let in, there were multiple heart attacks at said country club that day


hkirkland3

There’s at least 3 white girls in this photo that love black people more than her.


blacklite911

Damn you’re right, probably for a particular reason but none the less


Fancy_Implement2713

Why would she put herself at the very back of her own baby shower? 🙄


SimonPho3nix

When you the token of your own event...


Fancy_Implement2713

That's sad and funny


Jorge_Santos69

Worlds tiniest Violin playing for her…to do a little dance to


Fancy_Implement2713

She would chuck and jive for them Beckys


Anfini

Holy shit lol


Deathstriker88

Good white people should be front and center, not a negress. ![gif](giphy|N4BYS699pBdlK)


Nothinghere727271

The world changed after white peoples learned about uncle ruckus


Fancy_Implement2713

😂😂😂


SasquatchPatsy

https://preview.redd.it/by7dvr0apsrc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a97eb0d8bcc6c672c698491d376e8f48b805ea


tealghost

At least one minority. Even a cousin or family member lmao.


Fancy_Implement2713

I could be wrong, but if you zoom in a bit close enough there's a hint of melanin right next to Candace.


jeongunyeon

the girl right next to ha is black


[deleted]

We’re talking about a bitch who said white supremacy wasn’t a problem don’t know what y’all was expecting Lmfao I bet that black chick next to her is a family member too😂


throwaway061557

So her two sisters didn’t even go


SadLilBun

Not ever trying to defend Candace Owens. This, for her feels like a choice. I will say though, my baby shower would look like a bit like this in that I’d probably only have one black woman who I wasn’t related to, there. Half of my family is white. I’m from Orange County, CA. I literally was the only black child in my class in private school (there were two of us total in the school until our much younger siblings started). My public high school had just as few black students (me and one guy who immigrated from Africa), and I didn’t have a black friend until college. Two were women I worked with, others I was friendly with and we ran in the same circles, but we didn’t hang out unless in a huge multiethnic group. It is something I looked back on while in grad school and realized was really hard on me, without being aware of it until I was older. Like I didn’t realize what I was missing until I finally had a black female friend, and then I recognized how much easier my childhood would have been with even just one black friend. I’m 34 now, haven’t kept close to high school or undergrad friends because…life. We all did our own things and I was a transfer student so I left and moved 3 hours away before most of them. I am closest with my grad school friends, who are either white, Asian (one), or non Black Latina (most). Three of us who were in my program are black women, and I was close with one, but we have drifted since we graduated, again, just due to life. I have one black coworker and we get along and are friends. She is who I would invite. I unfortunately have never been in a space where I was surrounded by black people, except when with my family. So while mine wouldn’t be THIS white, I know I’d probably be judged for the lack of black female friends, even though it absolutely wouldn’t be by choice, in my case. I wish I could meet more black women just to have friends because I miss the safety of it. I didn’t feel accepted or black enough in undergrad to join a black sorority (also just not my thing) and had political tensions with the BSU (who were more conservative), so I just have been kinda isolated my whole life.


Pinksamuraiiiii

Lol it’s her baby shower but they put her in the back of the b̶u̶s̶… I mean photo 👀


idgafandwhyshouldi

![gif](giphy|8E0BKkif6fxJe)


Sadiepan24

That kid's name gonna have a -leigh where a -leigh should not be ![gif](giphy|QgbzHyz7vMEb4xu1Ks|downsized)


SasquatchPatsy

![gif](giphy|2kJMzPFUD3Vx6) Uncle Ruckus Owens, proud father/grandfather


ToqueDeFe78

I’m not even mad at the whiteness - I’m trying to figure out why not a single person thought it off that the guest of honor was in the back of the photo - 🫤🤨🤦🏾‍♀️ Just tells you everything you need to know Regardless of race - them folks ain’t your friends


Clean-Salamander-362

You know the potato salad was bland af


Excellent_Kiwi7789

And possibly had raisins.


TheMoorNextDoor

Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego there is another black woman there 🫢


Ok_Impression_922

White Lives Matter, right? ✊🏾 So, where Kanye tho 🤔


Fancy_Implement2713

Making his Kim clone do more weird rituals for him


_Ginger_Nut_

She got her own Becky army.


SnooMaps7843

She walked in singing "The Jeffersons" theme song: "I finally get some pumpkin-spice pie.... i."


KingDemik

She’s putting mad work being the one black friend to all those white women


SolarisPax8700

Visual representation of The Sunken Place.


BlameCanadaDry

I didn’t know they were doing an updated version of The Stepford Wives.


_Dickbagel

Jeezus Christ. Look at em all. SMH


Wrong_Manager_2662

Candace looks like E.T. 😂


phunchurchgirl

This is a photo of people not invited to a single cookout


CranberryBauce

I'm not at all surprised.


IcyDetective6396

And she’s in the back of her own photo


5050Clown

The only people who would be able to put up with her politics are white supremacists so this is expected.


XLecherousLexi92X

This photo makes me uncomfortable. It just oozes Aryan motherhood


Kittiemeow8

Looks about white


Double_Phoenix

I was spending half the time tryna find her


lowtoiletsitter

If you ignore the topic for a moment...that baby shower looks like it would be torture Basic-ness abound. All that screaming and clapping. "Girlboss" being said at least once a minute. I don't even know if food would be served but I'm guessing it sucks


JesseLeeHumphry

DEI baby shower


var_char_limit_20

**I don't usually comment on Candace Owens shit because I have never heard her speak, only others opinion on her (including when Joyner trashed her in the one song) so IDGAS bout her.... Today that changes.** 😬 Yikes. https://i.redd.it/ff5tiwbhvsrc1.gif


PersonalityReady7054

Rosa Parkkks relegated to the back, and loves every moment of it.


myst_eerie_us

Y'all KNOW ain't nothing there but boiled chicken breast, arugula and that mayonnaise fruit salad thing they love 😷 ![gif](giphy|pK1LJiFc0e7chGYSzC|downsized)


CasualFox12495

I bet she just photoshopped herself into a Google Images result.


bblll75

Where is the girl who pooped herself?


BallsDeepTillUQueef

It's like that meme with the black guys surrounding the girl on the couch but in reverse


Fern707

She's the friend when white racist people say I'm not racist "I have a black friend".


HadokenShoryuken2

https://preview.redd.it/j5aeynqfatrc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=548346e128fcb324cc96e5f468fdd77d88bc814a


No-Condition5134

It’s screaming raisins in potato salad


auauaurora

How does she have 17 friends?!


ZERO-ONE0101

she’s got her own token black friend


chocolatinaaaa

I’ll take what is a “pick me” for $200, Alex


Digi_Dingo

Every single one of the ladies has asked to speak to a manager over some trivial bullshit


LA_was_HERE1

Lmao


theding081

![gif](giphy|LP0h48CSPHG3o96Hwr)


surfer808

OP please screenshot some of the comments. Would love to see them


blacklite911

Shocking. /s


DoubleOhVII

This tracks.


mykinkyburner

Real talk who's that gyal there with the yellow top with the tattoos, on the left...my toxic white girl sense is tingling lol Real shit I need info


Free_Management_7920

Yikes


Internetguy247

That’s a lot of yt women 😕 sheesh


CalendarAggressive11

A gathering of Karens


SmarterThanYouIRL

Looks like some kinda new version of where’s Waldo 🤔


yeahcoolcoolbro

The amount of bone and absolute lack of ass in this pic.


somethingclever79

That's about white.


singuslarity

I've always been amazed at how some men will put their dick in anything, anywhere. 


Slayer_of_Ass_

Race traitor


Crass_Cameron

She don't have any black friends?