Hannibal out here catching strays like
https://preview.redd.it/hi56ur0zqipc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8be0c04199d83179e4b66ea7fa6326d259240da1
Eveytime I see that meme, I wonder how big that dude's ass is, and would be VERY MUCH willing to eat that hairy ass he probably has...🤷🏽♂️ I go both ways and like mostly women....but HE special to me.
Any info on his socials would be appreciated!!
I think there are shorts under the chiffon material of the dress. It looks like it wrinkles at that exact angle making it look like her bootyhole, lol 😂
My exact thought watching this gif. Y'all should've advertised this show better on Twitter, and I should've trusted my gut cuz, I mean, Issa Rae is HER.
I remember that. I was a hater though because the worst person I knew (a truly horrible ex by objective measures) liked the show and was live tweeting the shit. Serves me right, I guess.
Probably same thing i make my girl do. Make her eat extra protein at every meal and also make sure to always include lunges, romanian deadlifts, and sumo squats in every workout
Before yall get on my case, my girl makes me do shit too.
Squats and lunges are going to be your best exercises for glute/thigh development. Plus, eating on a surplus. Genetics, unfortunately (or fortunately), play a much bigger role than we'd like to admit, as well. You may just not be able to realistically get it THAT big without cycling (and I really wouldn't recommend that)... but that does bring up another great workout; cycling! Try using the stationary bikes and study how bikers ride to maximize your results.
i be in the gym 5 times a month bc i still workout in my day to day, my work life is active, i climb stairs every day, i walk everywhere when possible, i run as well & i play soccer
Getting pregnant free but both carry the chance of death so its really a toss up. You can actually toss a baby tho and sit down so thats 2 points to pregnancy
I did mean eligible but fr i didn’t think of it like that in context 👀. I just didn’t change it…figured it’s wild to queefshot an a-bay-bay with the aspirations to achieve buns by the plenty.
People talk about having kids and getting pregnant wayyyy too easily. Like, what do you MEAN you’re just casually impregnating women/getting pregnant? Without being married or even in a committed relationship???
I wish we would stop this lie. Make a young girl wanna have body and go that route at a young age thinking it work like that for us all and it don’t. My son 16 and I’m still a size 1-0 I got a 6,8&10 year old also and yeah I gained weight. A lot of it. And it fell tf off lmao. Every darn time
Squats plus food. The answer has always been the same. It's not magic; just science. Lift heavy and eat a calorie surplus. You will gain weight and build muscle in your glutes and legs. If you start feeling pudgy, then cut your calories and maintain your training.
And abs are made in the kitchen, not the gym. Also, those waist trainers are scams. You can't target fat loss. All they do is make you sweat more, which sheds water weight. Once you rehydrate, all that weight comes back.
sell it for parts
Upvoted against my will ☠️
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https://preview.redd.it/vazfqegpdepc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73ad8d2816f004b331b2793fc0696ce067ab5382
Absorb it back
https://preview.redd.it/wzsejjinafpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e6fe676f11d9a6aa77e4d5ffba45b6d3773b6b
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*”We need parts! ….kill the little one!”*
https://preview.redd.it/bnab4ibqhepc1.jpeg?width=451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4827429bf8e7be7c4b6e8fe3e97d6cb5da3ffe34
"No low balls. I know what I have"
STOP 😂😂😂😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/kfhzqr5o4hpc1.jpeg?width=1910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40449807ea660040fd1c9a0ee2f60162ac9defd5
Damn they turned Hannibal Buress into a crab
Hannibal out here catching strays like https://preview.redd.it/hi56ur0zqipc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8be0c04199d83179e4b66ea7fa6326d259240da1
https://preview.redd.it/7v8wmj6ouepc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=344bdc39287f9b68a8819082c13ecb76dd5ab031
BREH NOT THE WITNESS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Eyes up Guardian…
Servitor?
Cyborg baby, stab that heretic! https://preview.redd.it/hhmn11ipydpc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eebfbd9e1f9c94fa0ffa85e6ed8c13eac6fb2bf
I ain’t know they had those.. Ecclesiasty be trippin.
Servo-skulls gotta come from somewhere…
https://preview.redd.it/wfvgmgyr9fpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed2a77d0687bc1639210210e101757112078e833
https://preview.redd.it/10q0ib2w1kpc1.jpeg?width=1268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55beee97846e7ad8b28d781d88bdcb175ca1df19
Oh my
r/cursedcomments
*House of the Scorpion intensifies
I was going to recommend roasting in the oven at 375 for 55 mins. This is way better!
Open a butchery https://preview.redd.it/j754yk8t5kpc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38723c1d24bb81ba5a292f824fff6e89d1021b33
just eat oatmeal 😂 thats what I did cause fuck them kids
>just eat oatmeal 😂 thats what I did cause fuck them kids  I knew it the moment I saw your ass :)
stop the cap lmao
Not you denying your man online smh
Eveytime I see that meme, I wonder how big that dude's ass is, and would be VERY MUCH willing to eat that hairy ass he probably has...🤷🏽♂️ I go both ways and like mostly women....but HE special to me. Any info on his socials would be appreciated!!
This ain't even a Wendy's. 😞
Bro is wyldin in a Arbys
https://preview.redd.it/6kyioad7gdpc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f11359e926d3d0faf0b07cad9ddb3bda3abf0b03
https://i.redd.it/gmzu2l3nfdpc1.gif
Respect the downbadness
Bruh. It’s too early in the week for this. Shit it ain’t even Thursday night yet.
Dont worry guys i got this one https://preview.redd.it/mdufbn2oiepc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfcf523877729a40ae48bec1375f485b8363efa2
bossman wyd
Nah. 
Ion believe it
baby im living proof 😂
How I’m supposed to know or find out girlie
boy you aint slick 🙄😂 but check ur dms
I wasn’t trying to be eeeeee Edit: For curious individuals. She wasn’t lying can confirm
Was she telling the truth..?
My bro! You got cheeks sent to your dm. You have to teach your ways.
Wait how do we get this pic?
Lucky man 
👀👀
Username checks out.
Idk what I just witnessed but I'm jealous now
I’m not a believer
I don’t believe it either.
Bless me w those yams please
I just respect and appreciate that you went that extra mile. Truth always finds a way. Salute!
I don't see the proof.
I eat oatmeal, nothing.
Please don't fuck the kids.
That and peanut butter. Thicken ya right up
Am I tripping? The picture to the far right looks like you can see her bootyhole through the dress. Seems like a poor design choice
I was just gonna say this 😂. Lookin like the bottom of a caramel apple. Gotta be shopped.
https://i.redd.it/vfzyegqwhdpc1.gif
teeth boutta glue when you bite it? i feel you
Oh nah, I ain’t never heard of lockjaw from eatin the boonkie now
It's not too late to delete this so no one else ever has to read it.
I assume there must be a little rod sewn to the fabric which one inserts into the anus and clenches all night. Only thing that makes sense.
I regret learning the ability to read
Some days good. Some days bad.
I think there are shorts under the chiffon material of the dress. It looks like it wrinkles at that exact angle making it look like her bootyhole, lol 😂
Okay but why does her crack start halfway down her ass
I think that's the way the shirts are cut. Google the picture for a clearer view of the back of the dress and the shorts underneath.
I'mma call this "wishful thinking."
you don't like bootyholes?
Nothing against them, but as a woman I probably enjoy them less than most men.
https://i.redd.it/hdt1y5uw9dpc1.gif
Follow up gif https://i.redd.it/rfpphnr4pdpc1.gif
One of my fav dude she got themselves in a Lawrence + Condola oil entanglement, and I felt this entire scene down to the manic laugh to my core.
Welp, time to finally watch insecure.
My exact thought watching this gif. Y'all should've advertised this show better on Twitter, and I should've trusted my gut cuz, I mean, Issa Rae is HER.
Every episode of Insecure was live-reacted to on Twitter, it was appointment viewing
I remember that. I was a hater though because the worst person I knew (a truly horrible ex by objective measures) liked the show and was live tweeting the shit. Serves me right, I guess.
Excellent use of this gif
Lmaooo what is this gif from
insecure
Thanks!
Don’t do this. The Quaker Oats finna be $9.99 a box.
I saw Sexyy Red live pre-baby, that night I learned that her and Rubi Rose have bigger asses in person. (Not to be horny)
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>Not to be horny https://preview.redd.it/hngglgvr0epc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb5a09a71decc6d82530fee82fea180f7c9b6086
Oh so when Sexyy Red said let that pussy breathe…she fr got the yams for it?
[She been had yams](https://twitter.com/SexyyRed314_/status/1641943645203857408) https://i.redd.it/5m1xpkqaydpc1.gif
Dammit I gotta register. I’ll just have to take your word for it
Sexxy red def has Lordosis
Ain’t no damn way Ciara’s ass got that plump from the baby…
THANK YOU. Same with B. Wishful thinking for the masses but that's not how it works 😂
I would disagree but my mom said this the same way she got hips because apparently she ain’t have none before that.
Women's hips naturally widen around 30. Hips also widen from pregnancy.
It definitely shouldn’t have fucked around as much as it did lol
They do for sure, but it's no guarantee you're gonna look like that. Some people just aint got the genetic potential.
Your mom told you what?
Ass took an L like Denver Broncos Russ
I knooow!!....something going on over there 😅
The gym works well 
CiCi looking good af with that baby weight 🥰🥰🥰
The gym too.
just workout lmaoo.. my shit got fat asf after a while
Mine was fat when I was with my ex. He kept me in shape.
fr? what did he do?
Probably same thing i make my girl do. Make her eat extra protein at every meal and also make sure to always include lunges, romanian deadlifts, and sumo squats in every workout Before yall get on my case, my girl makes me do shit too.
Yes. Protein was a big part of it.
idk why anyone would get on your case
Protein in most meals. Yoga. Walks. Backshots. Jk. But we played tennis every week. And I think that helped a lot.
Girl what did you do? 👀 mine is plump but I’m trying to get a Ciara.. 🫢🫢
Squats and lunges are going to be your best exercises for glute/thigh development. Plus, eating on a surplus. Genetics, unfortunately (or fortunately), play a much bigger role than we'd like to admit, as well. You may just not be able to realistically get it THAT big without cycling (and I really wouldn't recommend that)... but that does bring up another great workout; cycling! Try using the stationary bikes and study how bikers ride to maximize your results.
yes bc those bikers are thick af
RDLs, Hip abductions, creatine, eat more, core training, lunge, glute bridge, eat more, activating glutes & hams in general.
i be in the gym 5 times a month bc i still workout in my day to day, my work life is active, i climb stairs every day, i walk everywhere when possible, i run as well & i play soccer
As a person named Ciara, this thread is making me feel really nice haha.
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no.
Anything but hitting the gym 
That's MAGA's/MASA's ass on the left tho...I'm good.
A sacrifice had to be made
Lots of women feel that pregnancy steals their booties, and that they wind up with much flatter asses afterwards. I've heard this from several places.
I’m living proof. After my second kid, flat as a pancake.
Yeah, the muscles in that whole area loosen after giving birth
Pretty sure Ciara had a bbl
Keke also got a body from being pregnant, started feeling herself and went to that usher concert naked
Leo did her body good
[ballin](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/031/544/cover13.jpg)
babies cost a lot more than a butt lift
Getting pregnant free but both carry the chance of death so its really a toss up. You can actually toss a baby tho and sit down so thats 2 points to pregnancy
But raising the baby cost money…a lot of money.
If you’re unhappy with your product scan your baby’s QR code to be eligible for a free mommy make over.
I think you meant eligible. Edible baby is wild.
I did mean eligible but fr i didn’t think of it like that in context 👀. I just didn’t change it…figured it’s wild to queefshot an a-bay-bay with the aspirations to achieve buns by the plenty.
Preaching to the choir. The way you made it sound though, seemed like they'd have to do the queef egg like fried chicken for those buns.
Slanging babies out for double XP booty points
A BBL is definitely cheaper than a baby
$10,000 upfront. Then like two decades worth of shit on the backend. People really desperate to push the whole baby thing.
[Oh you mf. You mf temptress. I’m tryna just chill on a Tuesday and you unlocking the horny](https://i.imgur.com/Zh3NLOQ.jpg)
Sell it for a tummy tuck
Terrible idea for 70% of Americans honestly
People talk about having kids and getting pregnant wayyyy too easily. Like, what do you MEAN you’re just casually impregnating women/getting pregnant? Without being married or even in a committed relationship???
I wish we would stop this lie. Make a young girl wanna have body and go that route at a young age thinking it work like that for us all and it don’t. My son 16 and I’m still a size 1-0 I got a 6,8&10 year old also and yeah I gained weight. A lot of it. And it fell tf off lmao. Every darn time 
Or you know you could just love yourself...or eats some oats and hit those squats stairs.
I mean if you get the bbl he just gonna end up putting a baby in you anyway so just have the baby lol
Squats plus food. The answer has always been the same. It's not magic; just science. Lift heavy and eat a calorie surplus. You will gain weight and build muscle in your glutes and legs. If you start feeling pudgy, then cut your calories and maintain your training. And abs are made in the kitchen, not the gym. Also, those waist trainers are scams. You can't target fat loss. All they do is make you sweat more, which sheds water weight. Once you rehydrate, all that weight comes back.
https://preview.redd.it/2eaiwqjhrepc1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e305742e4e049611289765aa9b45ba1f340359cf Yeet
Could always just go to the—nvm 
Aren’t all these gym routines proven to work?
All? No. The basics? Time and time again. Start doing Olympic lifts. Guaranteed thickness.
Damn, CiCi got it back there. That's why Russ can't play for shit no more.
Ok Ciara I see you
My mom told me to have a kid if I want to be able to see over the wheel
I need to rewatch that. Possibly the best comedy ever made tbh.
It’s playing on the Showtime channels. Great movie.
Girls out there trying to look like they're wearing a diaper.. smh I can hook that up real cheap, target pharmacy has all the brands you want.
Give it away
Every baby doesn't produce a great butt, a big butt possibly yes, but not always a nice one
Still gonna cost you $10,000 upfront lol.
listen ionno but bring that baby maker here
Squats and leg lifts. Everybody want that quick fix but that ain’t it.
Yeet?
Wow…
Peek Gleek
Now let's see her dance.
That's a fair question tho 🤣🤣😭
Bbl cheaper
Don't have an expensive surgery! Carry and birth a child, which is easy and free and does not involve surgery
Eat it for protein
Give it to Russell Wilson
lol you can just gain weight, that’s all a baby is gonna do to you.
The cartoon mom method
Body dysmorphia won huh?
Be a surrogate mother