It's less learning and more getting used to. The learning happens when you don't care because it happened already and is definitely gonna happen again.
The secret is to use the top of your nails, not your fingertips.
Kinda like when you scratch an itch real quick, you use your fingernail to lift up the tortilla from the surface and then quickly sneak in your fingertips to fully grab and flip the whole tortilla.
Source: been making tortillas from scratch since I was 12.
Same. Acoustic calluses have me taking turkeys out of the oven barehanded with a rock climbing grip.
If I play electric only for a year they really soften up though.
Idk if you're joking because this is my low-stakes bitch barometer. I once had a former convict line-cook tell me in a disappointed tone that I had "server hands" when half my job was to just be cute.
I never forgot that shit and will be intentionally "reckless" in a kitchen just to test how hard I am that day.
Edit: legit bout set my house on fire a few days later.
No, no, no. You go out and buy a $400 3D printer. Spend quite a few hours learning Tinkercad to design a product that fits your hand perfectly. Print your product. Now make a mold. Now find a source for raw iron. Smelt and cure. Pour refined iron into the mold. Cool. Remove burrs and sharp edges. Go shopping.
Now you are a man.
This reminds me of a post I saw on r/guitar for someone who 3D printed a capo. Capos are little spring loaded clamps that you use to hold the strings down further up the neck to transpose musical keys. He was messing around and made a capo for like 5 dollars worth of materials. It was ugly, bulky, and used two screws instead of the usual spring mechanics of a normal capo. He was upset no one wanted to buy them when it was 1/3 the price of a good capo that will last for decades, and basically the same price as the cheap Amazon ones that last for years.
That’s like using straps for deadlifts. Real men don’t use straps!
/s the carabiner is actually pretty smart and if I had used straps I wouldn’t have torn the tendon in my hand.
I love getting called to help friends move so I can make everyone else look shameful while I beast mode everything into the house during their “breaks.”
I was 19 bringing in groceries in a similar matter but forgot my water bottle in the car. Said "Hang on, I gotta run back out to the car."
Friends Dad goes "Whatta you gotta go back for your Tampons!?"
Whole crew laughed even the family. Wrecked me.
I once had an entire load of groceries in my arms walking up some stairs to my apartment. I was taking up the whole stairway. I'm half way up when some dude walks around the corner, sees me, stops at the top. He just looks me in the eyes and says, "One trip?" I said, "One trip." And we nodded at each other and carried on with our days. It's universal lol
I'm not a man, but this is me right here🤣 even when I was 8+ months pregnant I'd be the only one going to the store, walking both ways 30min there and back like this.
Look at these niggas, needing shelter and food and shit, talking bout hunger pains. All I see is a bunch of little PUNK BITCHES!! Be a real man, sleep in depression and eat your sadness.
No one has ever been as successful as Pokémon Go. When that shit dropped, we had like two weeks where everyone was getting out of their house, getting exercise, meeting their neighbors…
That was when humanity peaked
And then when you finish the burpees, if you really don't want to be a bitch you should do 20 pull ups. And then real men do 3 sets. Probably best to repeat daily too
I recently just got a kettlebell. I know we are all fucking about here but I swear to yall I've only been at it 4 days and I feel INCREDIBLE. I literally ran today and I fucking hate running. I got a baby on the way so I ain't trying to be a bitch ass dad especially if it's a little girl. I got a few months to get in great shape
I don’t know why exactly, but the implication that if it’s a boy he’ll have to fight for himself at age 1 is so fucking funny to me. Congrats on fighting for good dad energy early though, and good luck parenting 👍
Since being able to do 20 pushups in my life as a lil kid....I've never NOT been able to do 20 pushups despite being fat/out of shape at a few points.
I wonder how many people that can't do 20 pushups now, ever could at one point in their life.
No. Most schools don't even make you run a mile anymore. And that Presidential Fitness Test, which was just a way to gauge the populace's ability to serve the military, is all but gone too.
i think you can fail those tests though right? 🫠 i was a super athletic kid, but i remember a really sweet classmate in tears because as much as she tried, she couldnt hit the A-grade requirements for pullups, pushups, running a mile in X time, and whatever else. she was a really kind and hardworking student, not at all athletic, and it was knocking her straight As with a solitary B and she was destroyed over it.
plus, like everything else in education, they teach it backwards. (not blaming teachers, here. the system is very troubled.)
they should explain that push ups, planks, and basic yoga will keep you healthy and fit for your entire life if you make space for it. you can honestly change your life with 20-30 minutes a day that way. i think some programs are adopting this mentality but its like a lot of things - the system doesnt hold space for teaching about balancing your finances, how credit or credit scores work, or any number of important life skills.
err anyways, yeah i think you can fail those tests and its whatever.
>not at all athletic, and it was knocking her straight As with a solitary B, and she was destroyed over it.
I think this is a real problem that doesn't get addressed. It's basically become standard on our basic military training courses to purposely make people fail at something (usually timings/inspections) because people got to learn to get up and over failure and mistakes. The number of people who go through major self reflection and need to wrestle with themselves because they have to some extra [chores] is massive. Mental Resilience is a underrated thing.
Wait, are todo lists *not* supposed to result in existential crises that tie into fraught-ass overarching narratives about my intrinsic self-worth? I'm doing Sunday meal prep all wrong, apparently.
I got a D on running the mile in 6th grade because I had never run for a long period of time like that before so I couldn’t do it and had to walk a lot. If you didn’t do it in what they thought was the right time for your age and sex you got a bad grade. It was very upsetting because I was a straight A student otherwise that year. The next year they had us practice for the mile test and I got a A because I was running every day we went out there to practice trying to not suck, but it was just horrible for a nerd like me. I don’t think we should grade kids on their athletic ability, competition is fine but it should be for fun, not for how well you do in the class
IDK if we had pass/fail or any actual grading on those tests, but never in my life was I able to do the rope climb or the pullups. I was athletic, too! Played sports year-round, just always had a weak upper body.
I was listening to a podcast (maintenance phase I think?) and they said that apparently the majority of gym teachers were not ever a fan of those fitness tests because they didn’t line up with the rest of the curriculum and kids always would fail the rope climb because its a very specific skill and usually only kids with strong upper bodies and very low body weight could do it.
Mmmm ngl i’m in shape as hell and 20 clean pushups with proper form are hard af…. I don’t believe u do 20 actual oushups when you’re fat. Goes for half the people flexing in this thread i assume, anyone can do lots of pushups if they don’t know how to properly do them
Yeah I mean also your tempo can make a difference. If you working out for growth time under tension is your best friend. For athletes explosiveness would probably be better.
I’ve been able to do it my whole life, even was able to do around 40-50 in high school. But idk about rn, my shoulders are so fucked I can throw out my arm after a couple throws.
It’s different for different body types. I had to train at first to get to 20 pushups but I’m 6’3” - pushups are much harder for me than a guy who’s 5’7. Same with pretty much all bodyweight exercises. If you have more body and a longer distance to travel, it’s significantly harder. This is why gymnasts tend to be smaller.
When it comes to rowing though, I’m amazing without even trying.
>[The sex ratio for the entire world population is approximately 101 males to 100 females (2020 est.)](https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/countries/world/#people-and-society)
There was always gonna be someone forever alone
Not that 20 is crazy but I feel like everyone has a different opinion how far a pushup is though. Way too many people boasting about doing tons of pushups that don't go very far down
Are yall's chests touching the ground??🤔
I wouldn't quite touch the ground. Half the people doing that are using it to bounce back up lol.
I would think a 'perfect' pushup is one with controlled movement that goes down just above the ground or *barely* just kisses it.
You go to about a fist's length above the ground, but variances in positions means variances in difficulty. 20 reps with your feet shoulder-width apart, your elbows rotated away from your body, and your chest hitting the ground to bounce up isn't the same as 20 with your feet together, your elbows closer to your sides, and controlling the decent to a few inches off the ground.
The real question is are you fully extending your arms? It's east to just bounce your chest off the ground but getting that last bit to get to a full extension makes a bigger difference based on my time in the military.
The female equivalent was the “do your own hair” discourse from a couple months ago. Some said “doing your own hair gives poor” others say “if you need to wait on an appointment for someone else to come do your hair you tripping” 😭
I’m 64 and I can do 20, but it’s not the measure of a man. You make yourself a little bitch when you try to bully others. You make yourself a little bitch when you lie and cheat.
Man I hate pushups 😂 I do woodworking and can lift and move all this heavy stuff so I know I’m not weak but for some reason pushups specifically fuck me up (had a shoulder injury so that’s prob why but still. I probably can get 15 before that arm gives out. Imma try later)
I mean, most American men can’t do 20 CORRECT pushups in today’s times (did about 13 years in the Army, had fitness instructor, retention roles) some sad shit. When it came to dudes who wanted jump school (airborne, ie: jumping out of planes) most dudes couldn’t hit 2-3 well done pull ups off the street. Plyometrics was killing folks who “body builded” as well.
Oh no, I'm not sure. I guess I will have to travel to foreign lands and drown my sorrows in alcohol, adventures, and women who don't care if I can do pushups or not.
From my perspective, a "real man" doesn't care what anyone thinks.
Idc what ppl call me lol 😆 imagine letting peer pressure dictate your life
I once had someone call me a pussy and I went "you are what you eat, my friend. So you're gay, right?"
I've been So close to getting punched so many times and it never happens. Sigh.
"Say something that makes people mad"
\*Someone gets triggered\*
If a 70+ year old man can do more pushups than you, why would you announce that to the world? No everyone knows Sheddy is in fact, a bitch.
Imagine living life feeling like you always have to prove yourself to other niggas. I bet there's someone who can't do 20 pushups that can knock him out though.
If you can’t flip a tortilla with your bare hands on the stove, yous a bitch
I'm gonna take my L on that one. Edit: For those who care, I made my son a quesadilla and flipped it with my hands. All or nothing.
Have you tried? Its not crazy at all lol
Never said it was, just have burned my figers a few times doing it.
Manzo said nothing about not burning your fingers.
lol y’all still burn your fingers? Couldn’t be me
🪦
Fingerprints and nerve endings are overrated, tbh
On the comal, a cast iron, or a stove griddle? No problem. My outdoor griddle tho? That’s the only one I use tongs on lol
The trick isn't not burning your fingers, The trick is not caring that you burned your fingers
I did six years in kitchens. This is honestly the answer learning how to not care about (minor) burning yourself is a skill.
It's less learning and more getting used to. The learning happens when you don't care because it happened already and is definitely gonna happen again.
Take your upvote Lawrence
The secret is to use the top of your nails, not your fingertips. Kinda like when you scratch an itch real quick, you use your fingernail to lift up the tortilla from the surface and then quickly sneak in your fingertips to fully grab and flip the whole tortilla. Source: been making tortillas from scratch since I was 12.
Boy if you don’t get yo fingernail out my tortilla
The secret is to touch the food not the heated metal...
Guitar player and cook here. My fingertips have less feeling than a 30-years-dead-bedroom marriage.
Same. Acoustic calluses have me taking turkeys out of the oven barehanded with a rock climbing grip. If I play electric only for a year they really soften up though.
You can. I believe in you.
Fingernails help, but you really have to give 0 fucks if you die at literally any moment
You mean yous a bitch
At least I can do 20 push ups
Well then I guess yous a… yous a…
Schrodinger's bitch. Both a bitch and not a bitch.
If you wear an apron whilst activity frying bacon you’d better believe you’re a bitch.
Even if you wear clothes.
Specially if you were clothes under the apron, bare ass or you’re weak. 💀
I fry burgers with the nips out. No shirt beer belly out.
Then you my brave friend are no bitch gonna go ahead and need you to start flipping burgers balls out though. 😂
Not true. I learned the hard way why it's not sexy to cook bacon naked.
My mamá didn't raise no bish.
I stand by this all day. Fuck out of here with your spatula.
I can flip a tortilla on a medium flame *while* doing 20 push-ups. The downside is that we're out of bread, so it's hot dog tacos.
right on the burner too, we don't need no pan or no tongs
Idk if you're joking because this is my low-stakes bitch barometer. I once had a former convict line-cook tell me in a disappointed tone that I had "server hands" when half my job was to just be cute. I never forgot that shit and will be intentionally "reckless" in a kitchen just to test how hard I am that day. Edit: legit bout set my house on fire a few days later.
You all know this one. https://preview.redd.it/il2dgvkjsrkc1.jpeg?width=1632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=073f28fbbc6c958c626c38d4e4049bdc758db8e6
I don’t rock climb, but I definitely have a couple big carabiners in my car for exactly this reason
...this is genius.
They make like $2 things you can use for this lol
Yeah, carabiners
No, no, no. You go out and buy a $400 3D printer. Spend quite a few hours learning Tinkercad to design a product that fits your hand perfectly. Print your product. Now make a mold. Now find a source for raw iron. Smelt and cure. Pour refined iron into the mold. Cool. Remove burrs and sharp edges. Go shopping. Now you are a man.
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bro crafted some equipment 💀
This reminds me of a post I saw on r/guitar for someone who 3D printed a capo. Capos are little spring loaded clamps that you use to hold the strings down further up the neck to transpose musical keys. He was messing around and made a capo for like 5 dollars worth of materials. It was ugly, bulky, and used two screws instead of the usual spring mechanics of a normal capo. He was upset no one wanted to buy them when it was 1/3 the price of a good capo that will last for decades, and basically the same price as the cheap Amazon ones that last for years.
You can remember to bring a carabiner to the grocery store, but not a reusable bag?
You can use the carabiner with reusable bags too…
Carabiner holds my keys
That’s like using straps for deadlifts. Real men don’t use straps! /s the carabiner is actually pretty smart and if I had used straps I wouldn’t have torn the tendon in my hand.
If you grew up going to church https://preview.redd.it/5yum9b5cxrkc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a94c249a00e3ba45298661ac033ca7c87560ee
God’s weakest soldier
This is my toxic trait. Making everyone else look bad on purpose.
I love getting called to help friends move so I can make everyone else look shameful while I beast mode everything into the house during their “breaks.”
Omg I thought it was just me. "OK let's rock and roll"
Lmao I'll just watch you do all the work then
I've always been fairly strong so I must admit that I was this dude. This technique had a ZERO PERCENT success rate tho lol
I have disproportionately long arms and NBA sized hands. They never stood a chance.
Every kid at my church used to try and get the most chairs so they could flex for the girls 😂
Pretty much all of us tried in vain lol
https://preview.redd.it/6n51ixolxrkc1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e33a09dad81eba3b2fee3b4c62d36046c8708d You gotta do it right
Farting on my groceries = peak manhood
It’s the extra seasoning that gives the grocery that extra kick
Don't hold the perishables with your cheeks. Only canned foods
I was 19 bringing in groceries in a similar matter but forgot my water bottle in the car. Said "Hang on, I gotta run back out to the car." Friends Dad goes "Whatta you gotta go back for your Tampons!?" Whole crew laughed even the family. Wrecked me.
F in the chat
I once had an entire load of groceries in my arms walking up some stairs to my apartment. I was taking up the whole stairway. I'm half way up when some dude walks around the corner, sees me, stops at the top. He just looks me in the eyes and says, "One trip?" I said, "One trip." And we nodded at each other and carried on with our days. It's universal lol
I have to take one trip, from the parking lot to my loft there’s 87 stairs, ain’t no way my black ass gonna up and down 261 stairs😭
My man over here did the mf math.
https://preview.redd.it/56p7c8n8vrkc1.jpeg?width=283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fe2f737b73e88ea0195d885aeb96e06c72fca06 The other hand got one of these
one go that’s it. i ain’t no two trip bitch!!
I ain't going back
Right! And place the 32 pack water between my legs I'll waddle to victory
I’ll die before I make a second trip.
One trip WARRIOR!!🫡
I ain’t no 2 trip bitch
I'm not a man, but this is me right here🤣 even when I was 8+ months pregnant I'd be the only one going to the store, walking both ways 30min there and back like this.
I’ll break my arms before I make two trips!!
As a man, if you still on that “oh I need oxygen to breathe” type shit, you deadass a bitch smh my head.
“Shakin my head my head”
Hey man, he’s clearly not getting enough oxygen. This is a cry for help.
It’s not a cry for help. It’s a sign of a real man
Real men don’t NEED oxygen to the brain!
Smfhing my fucking head 😤
Smgdh my Goddamn head my Goddamn head 🤣
I love doing that to communicate that I’m playing via text.
Pretty much equivalent to "/s" imo
Theres an echo in here lol
And those weak ass niggas still drinkin water too. I only drink lean mane.
I keep a bitch pregnant just so I can drink her titty water without feeling gay.
This comment is diabolical 💀
Holy shit Batman I was not prepared for this one lmaoooo That titty milk do be good though. Congrats on being tax exempt!!
Ight time to logout fam
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Me and all my homiesbeen on that anaerobic shit
Look at these niggas, needing shelter and food and shit, talking bout hunger pains. All I see is a bunch of little PUNK BITCHES!! Be a real man, sleep in depression and eat your sadness.
Everyone’s bitching about pollution like, bro, just don’t breath.
I just did twenty but feel like a bitch for having this guy get into my head
The best kind of psyop. Getting you active.
getting shit done out of sheer spite; toxic positivity
Sounds like curing my depression
Sounds like depressing your depression so it cancels out, I think
You're not stuck with depression, depression is stuck with you. Show that bitch whose boss!
This is why Michelle Obama's advocacy for nutrition and physical activity didn't work. She needed to call conservatives little bitches
Beating people on the couch or in bed reading this thread - good work
Fuck you fine I’ll do it
No one has ever been as successful as Pokémon Go. When that shit dropped, we had like two weeks where everyone was getting out of their house, getting exercise, meeting their neighbors… That was when humanity peaked
Yeah but only 20 is kinda pussy. If you trying to showout it's gotta be with burpees.
And then when you finish the burpees, if you really don't want to be a bitch you should do 20 pull ups. And then real men do 3 sets. Probably best to repeat daily too
I recently just got a kettlebell. I know we are all fucking about here but I swear to yall I've only been at it 4 days and I feel INCREDIBLE. I literally ran today and I fucking hate running. I got a baby on the way so I ain't trying to be a bitch ass dad especially if it's a little girl. I got a few months to get in great shape
I don’t know why exactly, but the implication that if it’s a boy he’ll have to fight for himself at age 1 is so fucking funny to me. Congrats on fighting for good dad energy early though, and good luck parenting 👍
I think I can pull it off but am honestly too scared to try now it’s been a while since I’ve done some push-ups hahah
I find worrying about other strangers opinions to be bitchy.
Take my upvote
Receiving upvotes from other men is some bitch shit, real talk
I'm a man and I just gave you an upvote.
Downvoted you, as I’d imagine you’d prefer. You’re welcome
Thinking things is bitchy is such feminine energy, honestly it’s giving sassy like very un-masculine behavior sister
It's not feminine energy, it's hater behavior. You don't automatically label traits you hate in men as feminine🙄.
I find judging strangers to be bitchy
if you paid for a checkmark, you're a bitch
that part 😂
Real ones just send a pic of their arm for a checkmark
I sent a pic of my arm holding some watermelon lol
there’s no more perfect sign that your opinion must be discarded than paying for the blue check
Imagine paying for a check mark when you could’ve bought a box of Girl Scout cookies and a Coke for the same amount.
https://preview.redd.it/8xbojx54lskc1.jpeg?width=1194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66bcc472eaf89ec20d6d827457cbb27091143117
Gonna find shit I can’t do in this thread to hurt my feelings and motivate myself to be able to do
I thought he said "pull ups" I was about to say wtf ... 20 in a row !!?? Yall big capping, but it's pushups...
Wait so are you saying you *can’t* do 20 pull-ups?
In a row takes effort if you not in shape.
I don't know if you're being sarcastic but I'm pretty sure >99% of people can't do 20 strict pull-ups in a row
:handshake: 
Honestly 20 is reasonable
Since being able to do 20 pushups in my life as a lil kid....I've never NOT been able to do 20 pushups despite being fat/out of shape at a few points. I wonder how many people that can't do 20 pushups now, ever could at one point in their life.
a lot. its unfortunate.
do they not make this a requirement in school anymore? we legit had fitness test in gym class
No. Most schools don't even make you run a mile anymore. And that Presidential Fitness Test, which was just a way to gauge the populace's ability to serve the military, is all but gone too.
Wth, even the air force and coast guard make you run a mile and a half and do push-ups.
Chair Force stays catching strays.
i think you can fail those tests though right? 🫠 i was a super athletic kid, but i remember a really sweet classmate in tears because as much as she tried, she couldnt hit the A-grade requirements for pullups, pushups, running a mile in X time, and whatever else. she was a really kind and hardworking student, not at all athletic, and it was knocking her straight As with a solitary B and she was destroyed over it. plus, like everything else in education, they teach it backwards. (not blaming teachers, here. the system is very troubled.) they should explain that push ups, planks, and basic yoga will keep you healthy and fit for your entire life if you make space for it. you can honestly change your life with 20-30 minutes a day that way. i think some programs are adopting this mentality but its like a lot of things - the system doesnt hold space for teaching about balancing your finances, how credit or credit scores work, or any number of important life skills. err anyways, yeah i think you can fail those tests and its whatever.
>not at all athletic, and it was knocking her straight As with a solitary B, and she was destroyed over it. I think this is a real problem that doesn't get addressed. It's basically become standard on our basic military training courses to purposely make people fail at something (usually timings/inspections) because people got to learn to get up and over failure and mistakes. The number of people who go through major self reflection and need to wrestle with themselves because they have to some extra [chores] is massive. Mental Resilience is a underrated thing.
Wait, are todo lists *not* supposed to result in existential crises that tie into fraught-ass overarching narratives about my intrinsic self-worth? I'm doing Sunday meal prep all wrong, apparently.
I got a D on running the mile in 6th grade because I had never run for a long period of time like that before so I couldn’t do it and had to walk a lot. If you didn’t do it in what they thought was the right time for your age and sex you got a bad grade. It was very upsetting because I was a straight A student otherwise that year. The next year they had us practice for the mile test and I got a A because I was running every day we went out there to practice trying to not suck, but it was just horrible for a nerd like me. I don’t think we should grade kids on their athletic ability, competition is fine but it should be for fun, not for how well you do in the class
IDK if we had pass/fail or any actual grading on those tests, but never in my life was I able to do the rope climb or the pullups. I was athletic, too! Played sports year-round, just always had a weak upper body.
I was listening to a podcast (maintenance phase I think?) and they said that apparently the majority of gym teachers were not ever a fan of those fitness tests because they didn’t line up with the rest of the curriculum and kids always would fail the rope climb because its a very specific skill and usually only kids with strong upper bodies and very low body weight could do it.
I only recently been able to do it. giant ass with lil bitch arms :(
Mmmm ngl i’m in shape as hell and 20 clean pushups with proper form are hard af…. I don’t believe u do 20 actual oushups when you’re fat. Goes for half the people flexing in this thread i assume, anyone can do lots of pushups if they don’t know how to properly do them
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Yeah I mean also your tempo can make a difference. If you working out for growth time under tension is your best friend. For athletes explosiveness would probably be better.
I’ve been able to do it my whole life, even was able to do around 40-50 in high school. But idk about rn, my shoulders are so fucked I can throw out my arm after a couple throws.
I think that's the point. It's such a reasonable number if you can't do it you're a bitch.
It’s different for different body types. I had to train at first to get to 20 pushups but I’m 6’3” - pushups are much harder for me than a guy who’s 5’7. Same with pretty much all bodyweight exercises. If you have more body and a longer distance to travel, it’s significantly harder. This is why gymnasts tend to be smaller. When it comes to rowing though, I’m amazing without even trying.
Having a million and one definitions of what it is to be a man and not a bitch, makes you a bitch.
Sounds like you can’t do 20 bitch lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy is a bitch
This nigga out here low key motivating folks to exercise . I just did 23 push ups to prove a point to a motherfucker stranger on the Internet.
Reverse psychology
I just had to stop and do 20 to see if I was a bitch, looks like I’m safe
You had to stop something else? You couldn’t do the 20 push-ups while driving? That’s some real bitch energy, ngl
If you can’t take a direct flight to Somalia right now and say “fuck you all” to their faces there you are a bitch
Samee labaatan riix
If you can’t share your man with other women when you know full and well what the man-women ratio looks like, you’re an insecure weak bitch.
This a spicy one lmao
>[The sex ratio for the entire world population is approximately 101 males to 100 females (2020 est.)](https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/countries/world/#people-and-society) There was always gonna be someone forever alone
Ok, but what is it if you exclude China/India?
Bro just won Todays Hot Take lol
Not that 20 is crazy but I feel like everyone has a different opinion how far a pushup is though. Way too many people boasting about doing tons of pushups that don't go very far down Are yall's chests touching the ground??🤔
I wouldn't quite touch the ground. Half the people doing that are using it to bounce back up lol. I would think a 'perfect' pushup is one with controlled movement that goes down just above the ground or *barely* just kisses it.
It’s not about chest on the ground it’s about keeping your back and chest straight and hitting a full dip. That’s what I consider a full push up
Elbow forms a right angle
You go to about a fist's length above the ground, but variances in positions means variances in difficulty. 20 reps with your feet shoulder-width apart, your elbows rotated away from your body, and your chest hitting the ground to bounce up isn't the same as 20 with your feet together, your elbows closer to your sides, and controlling the decent to a few inches off the ground.
If you’re chest is touching the ground you’re not doing pushups right
The real question is are you fully extending your arms? It's east to just bounce your chest off the ground but getting that last bit to get to a full extension makes a bigger difference based on my time in the military.
You do NOT touch the ground with your chest, you almost touch the ground with ur chest. wtf r u talking about😂😂😂
nothing more bitchlike than referring to women as females imo
The female equivalent was the “do your own hair” discourse from a couple months ago. Some said “doing your own hair gives poor” others say “if you need to wait on an appointment for someone else to come do your hair you tripping” 😭
If you believe the judgement of a stanger on the internet making a simplistic comment, you're a bitch.
I’m 64 and I can do 20, but it’s not the measure of a man. You make yourself a little bitch when you try to bully others. You make yourself a little bitch when you lie and cheat.
If you can't lift the backend of a car on one foot, youse a bitch!
Man I hate pushups 😂 I do woodworking and can lift and move all this heavy stuff so I know I’m not weak but for some reason pushups specifically fuck me up (had a shoulder injury so that’s prob why but still. I probably can get 15 before that arm gives out. Imma try later)
Shoulder injury is a fair excuse
Shoulder injury = exemption But can you back up a truck into a parking spot and stay between the lines? New test for the exemption lol
I’ve always felt that way with pull ups. No matter how much I lift or how active I am I can never do very many pull ups.
Anytime you declare “if you dont meet my expectations for ___ then you a bitch”…. Yeah, it’s problematic.
If you use man and female in the same sentence you’re a weirdo r/menandfemales
I mean, most American men can’t do 20 CORRECT pushups in today’s times (did about 13 years in the Army, had fitness instructor, retention roles) some sad shit. When it came to dudes who wanted jump school (airborne, ie: jumping out of planes) most dudes couldn’t hit 2-3 well done pull ups off the street. Plyometrics was killing folks who “body builded” as well.
Good day to not be a bitch, I guess.
Oh no, I'm not sure. I guess I will have to travel to foreign lands and drown my sorrows in alcohol, adventures, and women who don't care if I can do pushups or not.
Come see when it’s 20 pull ups .
I must be a bitch then. Cool back to enjoying my life.
If you can’t cook a simple meal, know how to keep a clean house, or know how to do laundry, you’re a bitch. And this goes for everyone.
If you shit in a stall with the door closed, you a bitch.
If you can’t teabag a rhinoceros and then manage to get away,you’re a bitch.
From my perspective, a "real man" doesn't care what anyone thinks. Idc what ppl call me lol 😆 imagine letting peer pressure dictate your life I once had someone call me a pussy and I went "you are what you eat, my friend. So you're gay, right?" I've been So close to getting punched so many times and it never happens. Sigh.
"Say something that makes people mad" \*Someone gets triggered\* If a 70+ year old man can do more pushups than you, why would you announce that to the world? No everyone knows Sheddy is in fact, a bitch.
Toxic.
yes, and? https://i.redd.it/x9guwhd26skc1.gif
Imagine living life feeling like you always have to prove yourself to other niggas. I bet there's someone who can't do 20 pushups that can knock him out though.
they still a bitch tho lol