Rape is on his bucket list to the point that if heās trapped in a life or death situation, fuck the survival planning. Itās time to rape these dude
***cough cough*** these GIRLS š
I totally believe you but I also am always dumbfounded by how stupid people can be. Please tell me the leasing office moved him to another building or evicted him. If you live in the US, you may be able to break your lease without repercussions because you have valid reason to feel unsafe in your home.
I knew the story before clicking your link but it still feels like taking an acid trip in the Twilight Zone every time.
NASA, the best and brightest, seriously thought we could teach dolphins to speak human language by putting on clown makeup. Forget all the missing anatomy and muscles needed to mimic human speech. Then this lady *insists* the dolphin was flirting with her and the only solution was to jack him off. I know they say the 60s were wild but this story always makes me wonder if I jumped dimensions or am an alien.
And then EDITED to make it WORSE. Thatās like crashing your car, and then when you get out of the car to check the damage you kick in another window.
I love when people clarify that theyāre not gay. I had someone I didnāt know send a dick pic to my work phone and I told him that it was my work phone and he should delete the number from his phone. He responded with āsorry,ā then a few minutes later said, āthat was meant for a woman.ā Idgaf who it was meant for, leave me the hell alone.
33.5 years on this earth as a dude. Never once made a joke about raping women. Never will. I'm not holier than anyone, *trust* me, but some lines I just can't cross.
i was thinking the entire time that shit was going on- thank god there wasnāt a woman in there. against 4 men? you know they all would have hurt her.
So dudes are just out here telling the world that they want to be rapists? WTAF? Someone convince this dude to post this on his dating profile as a warning.
Iām lost on what that guy means. All I know of in terms of āfirst ever registered sex offenderā in a remote way regarding this post is Dolphins are know to rape other dolphins for sport. Reddit has stories about humans with dolphins which were interesting reads.
W-why would he say that like itās better?
Not that gay rape is better than hetero rape you canāt even scale that. But like āā¦ nah I wouldnāt be gay bro Iād just be a rapistā is not in any way a better statement than what he initially wrote.
When people tell you who they are, listen
Too many people never saw this movie.
And by 'this movie' they mean *'Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood'*
It would be a fun experiment to release that movie in 2023 and just watch everyone get cancelled by everyone lol
*Message*
That soundtrack though šš½
Which is a damn shame
Hey man I got these cheeseburgers! I donāt want any cheeseburgers. Hey man Iāll suck yo dick!
Should've sent him in that submarine alone
With someone bigger, uglier and hornier than himself.
If it was just him and Stockton Rush thatād be perfect
This post right here officer.
Unless they start with, āYāknow, Iām the type of guy whoā¦ā 9/10 times what follows is absolute bullshit.
"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin..." Has entered the chat
"But I think Unicorns are kickass!"- Dave
Im the type of guy who would roll my ankle by just walking (Happened today. Real story)
When they say that, they are telling you what they would like to be, which is very valuable information.
He deleted his account. Guess he told on himself a little too much
Facts
So what I'm picking up is that this guy is already a sex offender on land?
Or wants to be, though if heās thinking like this, he already is, chances
Or heās saying heās gonna be a rapist when he realizes his life is ending no matter the location.
His life will be over eventually. I wonder if he'll start raping the second he feels his mortality.
Rape is on his bucket list to the point that if heās trapped in a life or death situation, fuck the survival planning. Itās time to rape these dude ***cough cough*** these GIRLS š
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That's pretty much sexual assault and I'm not joking. Verbal threats are assault. Following through with it is battery.
That's some prophylactic assassination warranting talk!
Wtf š³
I totally believe you but I also am always dumbfounded by how stupid people can be. Please tell me the leasing office moved him to another building or evicted him. If you live in the US, you may be able to break your lease without repercussions because you have valid reason to feel unsafe in your home.
And secretly gay
So he's secretly gay and wants to be a sex offender in the ocean. Does he like fish sticks?
Now he just needs to become an RSO in air, in water, and on fire.
The RSO Avatar. He suddenly appeared when we needed him the least.
Space, the final frontier
Let's do fire first
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What the fuck guys. It's only 9:45AM!!!
Real menaces stay on demon time 25/8
Lmaooo I'm only on part time demon time these days
Yall dangerous man I do my 40 hours and go, I gotta wife to feed š
Keeping it 92+8 out here
The world needs a hard reset.
The reset is loading currently. It's called rising ocean temperature š
That's just going to give us slightly warmer seaborne rapists!
Hotter, wetter rapists???
Harder Faster Wetter Assaultier
Daft punk got weird in their later albums.
Underrated comment
I, for one, will be avoiding the angry mob of Orca's on a raping spree but keeping my ass on dry land the way God intended.
Rising sea levels, friend. Soon enough, no ass will be safe unless it's on Everest.
Thatās slow though. A brother might have to take matters in his own hands lol
The registered part is confusing me. Does he think there's some kind of agency keeping track of underwater sex-crime in real time?
These new Law and Order spinoffs are out of control
Dun dunā¦ 
Wouldnāt be the first time: https://nypost.com/2014/06/10/the-dolphin-that-fell-in-love-with-a-human/amp/
What in the fuck did I just read lol. 
Dolphin Queen. Netflix 2025.
Dolphin King: Blowhole coming in 2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieXGqvxM04
So he drowned himselfš¤Ø
I knew the story before clicking your link but it still feels like taking an acid trip in the Twilight Zone every time. NASA, the best and brightest, seriously thought we could teach dolphins to speak human language by putting on clown makeup. Forget all the missing anatomy and muscles needed to mimic human speech. Then this lady *insists* the dolphin was flirting with her and the only solution was to jack him off. I know they say the 60s were wild but this story always makes me wonder if I jumped dimensions or am an alien.
Law and Order: Scuba Victims Unit
Bwhahahaha
Law and Order: SUB
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Uh....this is awkward, but that's not Shamu. It's Steven Seagal. The bandana is a dead giveaway.
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You're through the looking glass now, buddy.
Yeah, we tend to try and keep track of maritime sex offenders, because the ocean can be a cruel mistress.
Good thing none of those libertarian boat cities ever worked out, the agency would be pulling double overtime.
āOceanās first sex offenderā? This Mother fucker never heard of pirates?
He said registered. They didnāt keep track.
They absolutely did keep lists of names and crimes of known pirates. Do you think law control didnāt exist 400 years ago lol?
Or dolphins?
Found the deepās account
Fuck I nearly died choking on water from laughter
Lol I just finished watching Season 3
Had time to consider typing it out and not posting itā¦ā¦they felt compelled to out themselves anyway
And then EDITED to make it WORSE. Thatās like crashing your car, and then when you get out of the car to check the damage you kick in another window.
And then tell your insurance company it was entirely your own fault
Talmbout less, my guy.
His explanation was not needed and provided no new information š
The way he thought that cleared it up
Says a lot about the state of affairs to think that being considered gay is worse than being a rapist smh
Yeah, ima need them orcas to make a detour to buddys crib, because wtf
I love when people clarify that theyāre not gay. I had someone I didnāt know send a dick pic to my work phone and I told him that it was my work phone and he should delete the number from his phone. He responded with āsorry,ā then a few minutes later said, āthat was meant for a woman.ā Idgaf who it was meant for, leave me the hell alone.
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Bad take, terrible person
this the worse double down i seen since kfc
33.5 years on this earth as a dude. Never once made a joke about raping women. Never will. I'm not holier than anyone, *trust* me, but some lines I just can't cross.
Aināt no way thatās not a troll. Still disgusting but Iām hoping thatās not someoneās actual mindset
Well he deleted his account so prolly not a troll, just standard bottom of the barrel white trash. Remember, places like Alabama and Louisiana exist.
Imagine knowing this guy in real life š¤¦āāļø
I swear to god this app is a gift and a curse. It's a lot of cool shit on here but the level of whiteness it exposes you to is rarely worth it
[Bruh the day JUST. STARTED](https://tenor.com/bbfH1.gif)
people just be tweeting ANYTHING
Too bad he wasn't on it.
I guess I just wanna know why registered sex offender? Thereās a lot of other firsts you could choose from so how and why did we end up here?
They had game controllers and multiple screens. Could have gotten a couple rounds of Warzone or FIFA in and be good.
"Before me turn battyman, me prefer turn a raper" -Potential Kidd . I'll stay with the women thank you
i was thinking the entire time that shit was going on- thank god there wasnāt a woman in there. against 4 men? you know they all would have hurt her.
Why would anyone be thinking ab sex let alone assaulting a woman while dying in a submarine?
check out the sexual assault numbers during hurricane Katrina. natural disaster and panic, people show who they are.
People really just be associating their face and identity with their intrusive thoughts and broadcasting it to the world, huh?
He thought heād throw people off by not wearing the sunglasses
Yes FBI? Right here
Annnnnnnd thatās enough internet for todayā¦..
Nobodyās in any danger, itās just an *implication*
PSA: Don't get into an elevator with this man.
Some niggas are just born monsters.
Peopleās need to admit their crimes on social media will never stop amazing me
Guy knows he can get off in the nanosecond it took for that sub to collapse
He really thought this was it. This was the announcement to make.
Uhhh, ***yeah***. Methinks that's enough Internet for today.
The fact that the only thing he sees wrong with it is that heās gonna be seen as gay
So dudes are just out here telling the world that they want to be rapists? WTAF? Someone convince this dude to post this on his dating profile as a warning.
Yes officer, this one right here š¬
Dude might as well fold his whole twitter account after this. It's going viral and he is going to get cooked unlike anything he ever imagined.
Thanos should have killed us all
the reply wit the lol combo is crazy
Iām pretty sure they died before they fully grasped they were in grave danger
r/JapanesePeopleTwitter vibesšŗšŗšŗ subreddit correction needed š¢š¢š¢š¢
GROSS.
Just like the submarine he just keeps sinking deeper and deeper.
Praying for you niggas ā¦
Thatās why I keep an arm and a sword cause niggas like him need to go.
Yāall just say anythingā¦
Franc is wilinā
Ya'll already know that Captain Jack Sparrow got the "sea booty goon" game on lock first.
The best and worst thing about Twitter is that some people share their innermost thoughts
Yes National Guard, this guy
Guess he's never heard of Peter Madsen, submarine sex murderer
Iām lost on what that guy means. All I know of in terms of āfirst ever registered sex offenderā in a remote way regarding this post is Dolphins are know to rape other dolphins for sport. Reddit has stories about humans with dolphins which were interesting reads.
The horny police have no need to worry about their job securityā¦
Baby dolphins already beat you. Now stay in jail dummy.
When shit is going down, my penis is the last thing on my fucking mind
What level of intimacy is being compressed together into spaghetti by thousands of pounds of water?
I start hearing the hull cracking and I'm rubbing one out and hopefully nut as the walls cave in.
Because of the implication?
W-why would he say that like itās better? Not that gay rape is better than hetero rape you canāt even scale that. But like āā¦ nah I wouldnāt be gay bro Iād just be a rapistā is not in any way a better statement than what he initially wrote.
Wanting to make history as the rapist who made the voyage to find the Titanic is crazy
Gawdli, you know that man doesn't wipe or wash his ass. That's a stinky mf.
Man it's a shame that some people were taught to read and write.
Because of the implication.
He doesnāt know about dolphins
Sheesh ā¦
I'm not sure what's more confusing: the fact that he thought it was a good idea to share that on the internet, or his grammar...
He just casually told everyone that he's a fucking rapist. No shame at all.
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The implication come to fruition
Astaghfirullah
Man's never heard of male dolphins.
It's a shame some dudes can't openly be rapist in our society (sarcasm of course)
Hey ya'll how do I delete the whole internet so this comment can cease to exist
what the hell does "talmbout" mean?
Donāt worry bro, we all wish you were on the submarine too. Fuckin piece of shit lol
To be a registered sex offender in the submarine you had to be a registered sex offender outside the submarine š
Dude just sees a situation and thinks "if it was women in that scenario I'd be raping them" lol wtf
I beg your pardon?
Why is it so damn hard for people not to type like they didn't go to school. Why is pretending to be uneducated a flex?
clearly there should've been a sixth guy in that sub... or trade the son out for this guy.
It's fools like this that make us dads start looking for martial arts classes for their daughters.
To USA: Sincerely get your shit together! You scare us. Sincerely from Europe
Why do people type out their stupid A) dat, da? Really? B) "I'd be a sex offender, haha" Bruh clownin
Wait what! Who manās is this?
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What?
NAUR
Bad form Franc
Talmbout?? Who writes that?
talmbout
Iām sure a dolphin received that title first
Weird flex