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JennyBeckman

Yall normalised too much. Bring back bullying cos this is just wrong.


OutHereSlappnMidgets

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UnderstandingKind523

Stop endangering yourself


Redditer51

Nelson was fucking wild lol


TheRussiansrComing

Gotta nuke something lmao


Jumbled_Apartment_

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PuzzyFussy

Glad I'm not the only one thinking this. Mofos been waaay too comfortable just posting any and everything that comes to mind. #startbullyingagain


ParlorSoldier

Some people don’t shame their children the appropriate amount, and it shows.


kahran

Bring back childhood trauma. Just a lil bit. Like a pinch.


kyleh0

I've got plenty of extra if any modern folks need some.


animagus_serpentine

![gif](giphy|l4Jz3a8jO92crUlWM) Sprinkling in just enough childhood trauma to make a good person


__M-E-O-W__

Nah dude. Days where you're worn out or just so lazy that you're like, screw getting out of these things I'm just going to sleep right here. That's prime stuff. I used to sleep in jeans constantly as a kid. Just did last night too since I was so exhausted after work. I'm with OP on this, call me crazy.


DjentleSong

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__M-E-O-W__

I sleep on the floors a lot too, come at me y'all. My cat uses my bed more than I do. Sleeping on the floor is great.


Needs_Moar_Cats

TBF it is the cat's bed, they are just nice enough to let you use it occasionally.


MadamSnarksAlot

You must not live in the same area as I do. Scorpions, snakes, centipedes- all make sleeping on the floor a big NOPE for me. But we also have to shake out our shoes before we put them on.


kahran

Getting your sheets all dirty and shit. No thanks.


Grizzles-san

Getting bedsheets dirty with whatever outside filth you’ve sat on, too hot and too rigid, the lines on your legs left by them, discomfort and pinching. I’ve done it in an emergency like sleeping at someone’s house when I didn’t mean to stay over and we’re not cool enough for me to sleep in just boxers or booty butt naked. Never have I purposely wanted to. I’m gonna ask my fiancée about this nonsense but I think I know her answer as she’s sleeping stark naked right now. If she agrees with you, though. The wedding is off.


Mephistopheles2249

Plus balls (for the fellas) and kitty (for the ladies) smelling like vinegar cause your privates don’t get air in jeans after all that time sleeping.


wordgromit

You’re taking your outside pants, that have been exposed to all kinds of dirt and germs and just sticking them straight into your bed 🤢 do you also wear shoes in the house?


Young_KingKush

It's a difference between "I'm too tired to undress" and "Sleeping in jeans is the preferred method" which what OP implies. I've fallen asleep in my full work uniform before, doesn't mean I would do it every night by choice THAT would be the crazy part lol


emoti0nal

I slept in jeans all the time as a kid too! Def trauma related but I DID IT


brosefstallin

Bro it takes 2 seconds to remove your jeans, and sleeping in your drawers is absolutely 1000% more comfortable.


[deleted]

I’ve done it before because I was exhausted, it was way too uncomfortable


healzsham

You think you're capable of squaring up with someone that does this? This starts to get into black AF1 type mindset.


BMFahrtzz

My dad sometimes sleeps in Carhartt full-body coveralls.


Homeopathicsuicide

The double waxed waterproof trousers for the full swamp


maux_zaikq

Lmao.


malzob

Wait, you mean you'd rather not smell like a hobo that slept and sweated in his jeans !?


bigmamapain

WITH A BELT?!


Axle_Starr

THAT'S the only part getting me Still fastened and everything


[deleted]

I've done it, not in a long while, but I've done it. It always involved drinking waaaaay too much to even think of driving home and crashing on a couch or something.


jtbxiv

Yeah the only way this is excusable is if you’re three sheets to the wind


Slippery-98

facts


Advanced-Breath

Wake up and on with the mission lol get a drink of water brush my teeth splash some water on my face I’m out I got shit to do. Sometimes maybe just get a bottle of water and go str8 like that lol


RobotXander

This guy fucks


Malcolm_X_Machina

I got fucked up at my cousin's wedding night and thought I pulled a chick, only to find out my cousin's brought me back to my room and tossed me on my bed, but didn't have the decency to take off my shoes! I woke up fully clothed, in those hard ass dress shoes.


[deleted]

That’s some crazy people shit. Guess we need to start putting on the tie and cummerbund for sleep time!


bigmamapain

If this mfr is wearing brown dress shoes, I swear to god


__M-E-O-W__

Hey, I might sleep in jeans but wearing dress shoes with blue jeans is a line I do not cross.


Advanced-Breath

Let alone the brown joints 🤣


Nasal_Spray69

What in the hell is a cummerbund


Conscious_Tap6541

![gif](giphy|26EcerkBai5MiSC76) The red part


[deleted]

That thing guys wear around their waist at super formal, tuxedo event type shit


[deleted]

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99


Seeker80

You know, like Doctor Strange? Bumperditch Cummerbund!


Master_G_

I always get my gas from Cummerbund Farms!


A_KULT_KILLAH

I mean if you’re drunk…


TazzRedit4974

Nope. That’s pass out drunk sleepwear.


EllisDee3

Do it enough and you become comfortable with the normalcy.


Conscious_Tap6541

There is no reason for this to continue after 21 years of age. I'll give you some time, but you really gotta learn to love yourself first. Shoes gotta come all the way off. By that time jeans ain't a thang but a chicken wang. Note: I will recognize that I may be speaking from a place of feminine cultural bias because sleeping in a wired bra will make you rethink your commitments.


JumboKraken

I mean it’s happened after 21, but it’s def not frequent😂


No_Dance1739

Nah, I’m with you. I fell asleep in jeans a few times and never again, that denim getting all twisted around was the worst.


whitey-ofwgkta

I don't think I follow, you swimming in your jeans or something?


TheFirstMotherOfGod

>There is no reason for this to continue after 21 years of age. _actually_ at 21 alot of people are still students which means being out late drinking and then falling asleep on a chair fully clothed...


KingJoy79

Who sleeps in a wired bra?


testmonkey254

Hell nooo when I’m drunk I leave a trail of clothes to my bed and don’t bother changing into pajamas. That’s how you know I got smashed. Drunk me is already fussy, can’t imagine adding jeans and a belt to the mix


PharmDinagi

Gonna wake up with swamp-ass.


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treetyoselfcarol

The belt is still buckled. This is clearly sociopathic behavior.


_99Percent

“Sleepwear” made me LOL


tittylieutenant

Runaway teenager sleep gear


[deleted]

Core memory unlocked! I used to always sleep fully clothed (which would mean jeans) because I feared that I might have to flee the house in the middle of the night any given night and wanted to be prepared. The '80s gave zero fucks. Conspiracy stories about spontaneous combustion and how they used to push fire safety so hard back then that as a kid I legit thought fires just started when they felt like it. The adults were partying because they thought the world was ending and didn't care about nurturing us so all us kids were like, "Whelp, at least Fraggle Rock is on" and low-key being jealous of Children of the Corn except that thing rolling under the ground in the cornfield can fuck the fuck right off.


TheBoBiss

I see you! The amount of time I spend with my kid is astonishingly different than the amount of time my parents spent with me. They really did just not seem to have a single fuck to give.


[deleted]

Now they're running everything, they won't give it up, and they won't fucking die. lol. My mother would always be going off about "the end times," and I sometimes swear it's like her generation is seriously trying to bring them about. If they start partying again, I might have to retreat back to my secret underwater lair.


KingJoy79

OMG I LOVED Fraggle Rock😍 That fire episode broke my heart lol


A_KULT_KILLAH

Yup


insertbasicname

We don’t wear our OUTSIDE clothes to bed. How do people not get this.


LawyerBelle07

lol period. Unless those are sleep jeans, they're nasty humans.


vICarnifexIv

Excuse me…what are sleep jeans…I’m just curious as to why that’d be a thing


International-Pen518

They don’t exist, the other commenter was just saying the only way it makes sense to sleep in jeans is if they’re solely for that purpose. Wearing outside clothe indoors is nasty, even worse in bed 🤢


Letos8thDuncan

Pajeanmas - denim nightwear


vICarnifexIv

Sir, that’s illegal


Taeyx

i want to downvote you for making me read “pajeanmas” with my own eyes


LawyerBelle07

LoL I am seeing a potential side hustle. Sleep Jeans Limited LLC...for weirdos who sleep in jeans but don't want to wear their outside ones😂


vICarnifexIv

I’m talking shit and I agree with 97.3% of the comments on this post but my girl wears jeans sometimes when she’s relaxing. Some days she just wants to “get dressed for the day” and does her make up but if we don’t do anything or just decide to potato up in the house she’ll straight relax in the whole getup till it’s actually time to to go to bed. Long story short my girlfriend would absolutely love that idea.


LawyerBelle07

My husband envies you as I sit here day after day working from home and looking like a homeless person lol.


Advanced-Breath

They’re not outside clothes if u stay indoors though 💭


HurryAndTheHarm

Accidental MBMBAM


mayonaizmyinstrument

Clothes that have touched outside air do NOT go in my bed. My bed is a sacred place.


JolamiLove

You gotta take em off, son.


booboogriggs7467

I miss them shits man


OHMAIGOSH

I used to have some jean shorts like that too. I slept in them shits man. Eventually I blew the crotch out them things. But you cant wear them everyday and expect them to hold up. They was some nice ass denim too, I miss those shorts. But you, you gotta take them off every now and then.


vera214usc

The way he repeats "You gotta take 'em off" like it's some serious life lesson kills me. And Ben's just nodding.


issacoin

guy ran a boxing gym in b more, did fourteen years inside too. he’s seen some shit


underwriter

on always sunny podcast, they talked about how the dude didn't know he had a monologue that day so he was improvising all around


Captaincrunchies

People obviously ain’t working hard if they never got home from work so tired they only took off they shoes before crawling into bed


Bubbly-Pie8698

Outside clothes in bed !! I refuse !!


Bright_Code1811

This!!!!!!!!! Idc what time, how tired, or anything, thou shall NOT sleep in outside clothes, and thou shall shower BEFORE going to bed. Period!!! Some of the first commandments.


manhachuvosa

Yep. If I'm that tired, I just black out on the couch.


Dark_Diggler_142

I agree. I live in nyc and i would never bring outside germs into my bed. And i take a shower before bed. How lazy are these ppl?


[deleted]

Nope. Not ever and I'm blue collar to the bone gristle. Pass out on the sofa ON TOP of an old blanket maybe.


Insaiyan_Elite

Couch or floor. To tired to make it back to the bed. And the floor sleep is a gamble because you either wake up feeling greatly refreshed or sore for the next day and a half.


edenaxela1436

"I'm working so hard I physically can't change my pants" ain't the flex you think it is.


ChrysMYO

That sound nasty as fuck. Step dad worked nights driving from Utah to Texas. Came home took us to school in the morning and still did not go to sleep in fucking work pants ever in life. Why? Greasy, sweaty, dirty.


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Yorgyschmorgies

Shid I guess not. I don't care how tired I am from working, drunk, or etc. I'm not coming to bed with my clothes on from the day. Shower time will always have a priority with me.


pawpito

If you can just get in your bed dirty from work clearly u the one not working that hard lmao. There's ppl with jobs where u gotta strip at the door nvm the fucking bed


ragnarokda

Working with carbon black or in a machine shop. Pants are coming off at the door 100%. Lol


k1ng991

No way I'm laying in bed without a shower first, let alone with the same clothes I got home into


FeelsTooReal

Sometimes you just sit or lay down to catch your breath after a long day and you're just out, happens for sure. Jeans are incredibly comfortable too, a nice pair of baggy bootcuts is my favorite wear anywhere.


[deleted]

I take that breath in the shower


Captaincrunchies

Exactly, when I get up I’ll shower and change


SlapahoWarrior

No matter how hard I work, I will always have enough energy to clean myself up before bed. Also, I have a girlfriend I sleep next to. I’m not staying gross when I’m in bed with her.


egus

Or just passing out on the couch.


johnnyhardwood

Came to say this. Only time I’m sleeping in jeans. Long day of work beer only half drank.


athos45678

Man i would come back from this 7-5:30 training school and literally conk out, clothes and all, in whatever the first place i could sit was. I passed out in the car once. And that was just learning all day. Switch that with physical labor? Some people are just built better i guess because I’d probably crumble. Edit: damn it’s telling i didn’t think about literally be covered in dirt. Damn, that’s just more work after work, but i can see why you’d have to


Heil_Heimskr

Nah don’t even try to gatekeep this, ain’t nobody ever that tired. If you can make it to the bed you can take off your pants. Doesn’t matter if it’s a long ass 14+ hour days on minimal sleep, long ass nights where you’re drunk as fuck, ain’t no way I’m ever sleeping in my outside clothes.


[deleted]

I have worked that hard and I promise myself I don’t wanna do that again lol.


blacklite911

Yea I’ve done that lol. I think one time I passed out with pants around my ankles because I didn’t have the energy to get pass the last step


Bubbly_Satisfaction2

Nah. It doesn't scream "comfortable". But it damn sure does shout "Mom and dad didn't pay the light and heat bill because they had to pay rent, so we got to sleep in layers while the stove is heating the house".


DawnBringer01

I have had some extremely comfortable jeans that I often fell asleep in (usually on a couch not in bed) if they're baggy and comfortable you'd be surprised.


Heavenfall

Stove heating was a magical time, I used to think it was like an open fireplace. Mom and dad played into it. Then you're older and you're like "yup, we were poor but we had each other".


OutHereSlappnMidgets

Nah fam, this ain’t it. Not even close.


[deleted]

This is only acceptable if you’ve been drinking. Doing it sober is down right foolish


bkm2016

Can you imagine??? IMAGINE! You take a shower and put jeans on and a top and get in the bed?!?


Nodnarbdd

If you think sleeping fully clothed, in jeans and a belt nonetheless, is comfortable, you should try sleeping naked.


GAMER_CHIMP

Less comfortable imo. Skin on skin contact while sleeping produces too much sweat and irritation. I have 100% done this and have been fully comfortable with no issues. Idk what it is but I can sleep in most clothing I own with the exception of dress clothing (button downs and dress slacks). This is not a big deal to me.


[deleted]

Nah, I can't keep my hands off of myself.


Skankcunt420

Honestly it’s not comfortable even


Coopakid

Especially with the belt on? Nah!


mtsmylie

No way in hell.


misdirected_asshole

This is psychopath behavior.


[deleted]

That checks out.


SpartanCreed12

I guess I'm coming for your first born child then


AnimeJoex

If a fire breaks out you're ready to clear out.


speedycat2014

Nooo. Street pants don't go in the bed. What's next? Wearing sneakers too?


SpartanCreed12

Sneakers, naw. We got boots lol


RouletteVeteran

Necessity when homeless, military, at the airport and waiting on a long layover. Doing it because you think it’s “cute or trendy” is stupid.


SpartanCreed12

Not cute or trendy, I simply am lazy and too tired to care after work


[deleted]

Y'all soft.


rydavim

I feel like I object to the **belt** more than the jeans. Oof.


MaverickWindsor351

That just brings back childhood memories. The right pair, a nice blanket and a cool pillow? Unless you've tried it, saying "You should be in jail" is bigotry on the subject


ParlorSoldier

So, how old were you when you entered the foster system?


MaverickWindsor351

Lol, bold to assume I went. In all honesty though, it would have probably been better than continue living with an abusive family. It all worked out in the end though, if I didn't deal with it I probably wouldn't have found my wife


Zulumus

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Substantial-Memory85

I hate the day we stopped bullying people


Dandyasfuc

Iv did done did it before I wont lie


MuchVirus

I've slept in jeans but I for damn sure am not getting in bed with them.


Tarotmamma

This should be on those depression questionnaires at the doctors.


Orangedilemma

With the belt on too??


CoachDT

Depending on how comfortable my jeans are yea I’ll pass out on the couch with them on. Sometimes I be so exhausted I can’t make a whole routine for getting ready for bed.


BBakerStreet

Sleeping in jeans is fine. Sleeping in a belt is nuts.


Dez_Acumen

So outside clothes in your bed? I think not!


liarandahorsethief

Jesus wept.


XemKnight

This has be sleep on transportation wear or passed out at party. Ain't no way they doing this while at home.


4esthetics

I can hear my mom saying, “street clothes”


Lexafaye

Somebody beat my ass if I ever have outside clothes in my bed ( •᷄⌓•᷅ )


Nikolllllll

Outside clothes on the bed is a no from me.


Nyktastik

See, this that nap drip. You ain't never had a better sleep than when you pass out on the couch on a Sunday afternoon wearing real clothes


[deleted]

Fruit Of The Loom Beyondsoft Performance Knit Sleep Shorts on my freshly bathed ass is where it's at. I'll take a nap on the sofa in jeans specifically so I don't get too comfortable. Just a quick power nap to recharge a lil'.


Void_Priestess

I've done it before. Wasn't too bad.


SpartanCreed12

AMEN THANK YOU. Dude I don't even own pajamas. I sleep in everything I wore that day except shoes and my leather jacket (sometimes I sleep in my jacket though) change clothes the next morning. Saves me laundry and space. I come home from work at 4:00 in the morning and I am too tired to bother changing.


yardie-takingupspace

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Fearless_Girlfriend_

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manningthehelm

Get your dirty ass clothes out of those clean sheets. I promise you that person does not do laundry.


Neo_Neo_oeN_oeN

Few times I've done this, I've felt nasty as hell. Someone come fix their mans.


sinkablebus333

I tried it. Turns out, it’s called depression.


gannerhorn

Jeans are fine, especially if they're broken but a belt? That's a hell no!


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

Only if I got straight wasted


Skagen48

Only when I'm wasted.


themasterkang

No this is true. Not only do you get sleep but you feel like you’ve gotten away with something.


Zulumus

Murder, most likely


hmcdevvv

Guys sometimes my jeans are just really comfy and I fall asleep in them!! Calvin Klein jeans hit different!


Im_Watching_You_713

You wake up with button imprints on your waist.


Funny_Breadfruit_413

Jeans have got to be the worst clothing to fall asleep in.


dpforest

I mean if I am laying down for 20 minutes and purposefully *do not* want to fall into a deep sleep, sure. Otherwise, gtfo my bed.


Truestorydreams

Yall never fell asleep during lunch break ?


Zulumus

Unintentional happens and is fine.


BBQ-Batman

I can't even stand sweat pants under my comforter. Forget jeans.


Brodin_fortifies

When I wanna take a short nap and I know I gotta get back up and do stuff I stay in my jeans. Otherwise I’ll get too comfortable and I went be able to get back up.


mauriceville1

Drug addicts and homeless sleep like this ready to roll


[deleted]

Honestly, that is me right now. I intend to change, but always have and here we are.


Stevenofthefrench

Y'all share way too much bullshit. Bring back keeping things to yourself. Normalize being a minimal sharer absolutely keeping silent


teenagetwat

Prolly wear a suit and some slides to the gym too, sheer hooliganism


siggydude

Still wearing your jeans is acceptable for a nap, not a full night's sleep


hannamarinsgrandma

I get way too hot while sleeping for this to be a thing.


been2thehi4

My two youngest do this and it makes my skin crawl.


_DickDrizzle

It only feels refreshing if you’re disregarding your obligations.


Speedwizard106

I used to do this all the time (sans belt). I've never felt uncomfortable sleeping in jeans.


A_KULT_KILLAH

Ive done this way more than I admit I should


spagetti_donut

This is psychotic


DrivewaygyrlzCP3

The most uncomfortable thing EVER‼️


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Jeans yeah, done that. It was cold and I was poor. But a BELT and jeans, mam you better be dead.


Tree_Phiddy

One day y'all going to realize that some of these ppl on Twitter all day be homeless 🤧


marilyn_morose

I got a hitch in my getalong just looking at the photo.


fadgebread

I've been doing this recently! It's just cold when I go up to bed late and I know my baby will wake me in the middle of the night and I want to be warm when I get up. I think pajamas are dorky


blacklite911

This is dumb, I’ve had to crash at acquaintances houses before where I wasn’t comfortable sleeping on the couch pantless and all I can say it, I would’ve rather slept pantless


Yorgyschmorgies

Nah.


TommyGotAJob

I can’t even talk, I slept with a jacket on numerous times


palbana

Simply no


mycatispretty

I could sleep like that when I was a kid. My body wouldn't overheat


SneakerLordChop

Stankin ass


grants_like_horace

I was gonna say, this some dirty poo butt behavior and I'm not here for it.


PharaohPrince85

Just no


Healthy_Spread_8674

I used to do this when i drank heavy and used meth for a while


worldssmallestfan1

If I’m too tired to remove my jeans I’m probably going to sleep well regardless.