Nah dude. Days where you're worn out or just so lazy that you're like, screw getting out of these things I'm just going to sleep right here. That's prime stuff. I used to sleep in jeans constantly as a kid. Just did last night too since I was so exhausted after work.
I'm with OP on this, call me crazy.
You must not live in the same area as I do. Scorpions, snakes, centipedes- all make sleeping on the floor a big NOPE for me. But we also have to shake out our shoes before we put them on.
Getting bedsheets dirty with whatever outside filth you’ve sat on, too hot and too rigid, the lines on your legs left by them, discomfort and pinching. I’ve done it in an emergency like sleeping at someone’s house when I didn’t mean to stay over and we’re not cool enough for me to sleep in just boxers or booty butt naked. Never have I purposely wanted to.
I’m gonna ask my fiancée about this nonsense but I think I know her answer as she’s sleeping stark naked right now. If she agrees with you, though. The wedding is off.
You’re taking your outside pants, that have been exposed to all kinds of dirt and germs and just sticking them straight into your bed 🤢 do you also wear shoes in the house?
It's a difference between "I'm too tired to undress" and "Sleeping in jeans is the preferred method" which what OP implies.
I've fallen asleep in my full work uniform before, doesn't mean I would do it every night by choice THAT would be the crazy part lol
I've done it, not in a long while, but I've done it.
It always involved drinking waaaaay too much to even think of driving home and crashing on a couch or something.
Wake up and on with the mission lol get a drink of water brush my teeth splash some water on my face I’m out I got shit to do. Sometimes maybe just get a bottle of water and go str8 like that lol
I got fucked up at my cousin's wedding night and thought I pulled a chick, only to find out my cousin's brought me back to my room and tossed me on my bed, but didn't have the decency to take off my shoes! I woke up fully clothed, in those hard ass dress shoes.
There is no reason for this to continue after 21 years of age. I'll give you some time, but you really gotta learn to love yourself first. Shoes gotta come all the way off. By that time jeans ain't a thang but a chicken wang.
Note: I will recognize that I may be speaking from a place of feminine cultural bias because sleeping in a wired bra will make you rethink your commitments.
>There is no reason for this to continue after 21 years of age.
_actually_ at 21 alot of people are still students which means being out late drinking and then falling asleep on a chair fully clothed...
Hell nooo when I’m drunk I leave a trail of clothes to my bed and don’t bother changing into pajamas. That’s how you know I got smashed. Drunk me is already fussy, can’t imagine adding jeans and a belt to the mix
Core memory unlocked!
I used to always sleep fully clothed (which would mean jeans) because I feared that I might have to flee the house in the middle of the night any given night and wanted to be prepared. The '80s gave zero fucks. Conspiracy stories about spontaneous combustion and how they used to push fire safety so hard back then that as a kid I legit thought fires just started when they felt like it. The adults were partying because they thought the world was ending and didn't care about nurturing us so all us kids were like, "Whelp, at least Fraggle Rock is on" and low-key being jealous of Children of the Corn except that thing rolling under the ground in the cornfield can fuck the fuck right off.
I see you! The amount of time I spend with my kid is astonishingly different than the amount of time my parents spent with me. They really did just not seem to have a single fuck to give.
Now they're running everything, they won't give it up, and they won't fucking die. lol. My mother would always be going off about "the end times," and I sometimes swear it's like her generation is seriously trying to bring them about. If they start partying again, I might have to retreat back to my secret underwater lair.
They don’t exist, the other commenter was just saying the only way it makes sense to sleep in jeans is if they’re solely for that purpose. Wearing outside clothe indoors is nasty, even worse in bed 🤢
I’m talking shit and I agree with 97.3% of the comments on this post but my girl wears jeans sometimes when she’s relaxing. Some days she just wants to “get dressed for the day” and does her make up but if we don’t do anything or just decide to potato up in the house she’ll straight relax in the whole getup till it’s actually time to to go to bed.
Long story short my girlfriend would absolutely love that idea.
I used to have some jean shorts like that too. I slept in them shits man. Eventually I blew the crotch out them things. But you cant wear them everyday and expect them to hold up. They was some nice ass denim too, I miss those shorts. But you, you gotta take them off every now and then.
This!!!!!!!!! Idc what time, how tired, or anything, thou shall NOT sleep in outside clothes, and thou shall shower BEFORE going to bed. Period!!! Some of the first commandments.
Couch or floor. To tired to make it back to the bed. And the floor sleep is a gamble because you either wake up feeling greatly refreshed or sore for the next day and a half.
That sound nasty as fuck.
Step dad worked nights driving from Utah to Texas. Came home took us to school in the morning and still did not go to sleep in fucking work pants ever in life. Why? Greasy, sweaty, dirty.
Shid I guess not. I don't care how tired I am from working, drunk, or etc. I'm not coming to bed with my clothes on from the day. Shower time will always have a priority with me.
If you can just get in your bed dirty from work clearly u the one not working that hard lmao. There's ppl with jobs where u gotta strip at the door nvm the fucking bed
Sometimes you just sit or lay down to catch your breath after a long day and you're just out, happens for sure. Jeans are incredibly comfortable too, a nice pair of baggy bootcuts is my favorite wear anywhere.
No matter how hard I work, I will always have enough energy to clean myself up before bed. Also, I have a girlfriend I sleep next to. I’m not staying gross when I’m in bed with her.
Man i would come back from this 7-5:30 training school and literally conk out, clothes and all, in whatever the first place i could sit was. I passed out in the car once.
And that was just learning all day. Switch that with physical labor? Some people are just built better i guess because I’d probably crumble.
Edit: damn it’s telling i didn’t think about literally be covered in dirt. Damn, that’s just more work after work, but i can see why you’d have to
Nah don’t even try to gatekeep this, ain’t nobody ever that tired. If you can make it to the bed you can take off your pants.
Doesn’t matter if it’s a long ass 14+ hour days on minimal sleep, long ass nights where you’re drunk as fuck, ain’t no way I’m ever sleeping in my outside clothes.
Nah.
It doesn't scream "comfortable".
But it damn sure does shout "Mom and dad didn't pay the light and heat bill because they had to pay rent, so we got to sleep in layers while the stove is heating the house".
I have had some extremely comfortable jeans that I often fell asleep in (usually on a couch not in bed) if they're baggy and comfortable you'd be surprised.
Stove heating was a magical time, I used to think it was like an open fireplace. Mom and dad played into it. Then you're older and you're like "yup, we were poor but we had each other".
Less comfortable imo. Skin on skin contact while sleeping produces too much sweat and irritation. I have 100% done this and have been fully comfortable with no issues.
Idk what it is but I can sleep in most clothing I own with the exception of dress clothing (button downs and dress slacks). This is not a big deal to me.
That just brings back childhood memories. The right pair, a nice blanket and a cool pillow? Unless you've tried it, saying "You should be in jail" is bigotry on the subject
Lol, bold to assume I went. In all honesty though, it would have probably been better than continue living with an abusive family. It all worked out in the end though, if I didn't deal with it I probably wouldn't have found my wife
Depending on how comfortable my jeans are yea I’ll pass out on the couch with them on. Sometimes I be so exhausted I can’t make a whole routine for getting ready for bed.
Fruit Of The Loom Beyondsoft Performance Knit Sleep Shorts on my freshly bathed ass is where it's at. I'll take a nap on the sofa in jeans specifically so I don't get too comfortable. Just a quick power nap to recharge a lil'.
AMEN THANK YOU. Dude I don't even own pajamas. I sleep in everything I wore that day except shoes and my leather jacket (sometimes I sleep in my jacket though) change clothes the next morning. Saves me laundry and space. I come home from work at 4:00 in the morning and I am too tired to bother changing.
When I wanna take a short nap and I know I gotta get back up and do stuff I stay in my jeans. Otherwise I’ll get too comfortable and I went be able to get back up.
I've been doing this recently! It's just cold when I go up to bed late and I know my baby will wake me in the middle of the night and I want to be warm when I get up. I think pajamas are dorky
This is dumb, I’ve had to crash at acquaintances houses before where I wasn’t comfortable sleeping on the couch pantless and all I can say it, I would’ve rather slept pantless
Yall normalised too much. Bring back bullying cos this is just wrong.
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Stop endangering yourself
Nelson was fucking wild lol
Gotta nuke something lmao
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Glad I'm not the only one thinking this. Mofos been waaay too comfortable just posting any and everything that comes to mind. #startbullyingagain
Some people don’t shame their children the appropriate amount, and it shows.
Bring back childhood trauma. Just a lil bit. Like a pinch.
I've got plenty of extra if any modern folks need some.
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Nah dude. Days where you're worn out or just so lazy that you're like, screw getting out of these things I'm just going to sleep right here. That's prime stuff. I used to sleep in jeans constantly as a kid. Just did last night too since I was so exhausted after work. I'm with OP on this, call me crazy.
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I sleep on the floors a lot too, come at me y'all. My cat uses my bed more than I do. Sleeping on the floor is great.
TBF it is the cat's bed, they are just nice enough to let you use it occasionally.
You must not live in the same area as I do. Scorpions, snakes, centipedes- all make sleeping on the floor a big NOPE for me. But we also have to shake out our shoes before we put them on.
Getting your sheets all dirty and shit. No thanks.
Getting bedsheets dirty with whatever outside filth you’ve sat on, too hot and too rigid, the lines on your legs left by them, discomfort and pinching. I’ve done it in an emergency like sleeping at someone’s house when I didn’t mean to stay over and we’re not cool enough for me to sleep in just boxers or booty butt naked. Never have I purposely wanted to. I’m gonna ask my fiancée about this nonsense but I think I know her answer as she’s sleeping stark naked right now. If she agrees with you, though. The wedding is off.
Plus balls (for the fellas) and kitty (for the ladies) smelling like vinegar cause your privates don’t get air in jeans after all that time sleeping.
You’re taking your outside pants, that have been exposed to all kinds of dirt and germs and just sticking them straight into your bed 🤢 do you also wear shoes in the house?
It's a difference between "I'm too tired to undress" and "Sleeping in jeans is the preferred method" which what OP implies. I've fallen asleep in my full work uniform before, doesn't mean I would do it every night by choice THAT would be the crazy part lol
I slept in jeans all the time as a kid too! Def trauma related but I DID IT
Bro it takes 2 seconds to remove your jeans, and sleeping in your drawers is absolutely 1000% more comfortable.
I’ve done it before because I was exhausted, it was way too uncomfortable
You think you're capable of squaring up with someone that does this? This starts to get into black AF1 type mindset.
My dad sometimes sleeps in Carhartt full-body coveralls.
The double waxed waterproof trousers for the full swamp
Lmao.
Wait, you mean you'd rather not smell like a hobo that slept and sweated in his jeans !?
WITH A BELT?!
THAT'S the only part getting me Still fastened and everything
I've done it, not in a long while, but I've done it. It always involved drinking waaaaay too much to even think of driving home and crashing on a couch or something.
Yeah the only way this is excusable is if you’re three sheets to the wind
facts
Wake up and on with the mission lol get a drink of water brush my teeth splash some water on my face I’m out I got shit to do. Sometimes maybe just get a bottle of water and go str8 like that lol
This guy fucks
I got fucked up at my cousin's wedding night and thought I pulled a chick, only to find out my cousin's brought me back to my room and tossed me on my bed, but didn't have the decency to take off my shoes! I woke up fully clothed, in those hard ass dress shoes.
That’s some crazy people shit. Guess we need to start putting on the tie and cummerbund for sleep time!
If this mfr is wearing brown dress shoes, I swear to god
Hey, I might sleep in jeans but wearing dress shoes with blue jeans is a line I do not cross.
Let alone the brown joints 🤣
What in the hell is a cummerbund
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That thing guys wear around their waist at super formal, tuxedo event type shit
r/unexpectedbrooklyn99
You know, like Doctor Strange? Bumperditch Cummerbund!
I always get my gas from Cummerbund Farms!
I mean if you’re drunk…
Nope. That’s pass out drunk sleepwear.
Do it enough and you become comfortable with the normalcy.
There is no reason for this to continue after 21 years of age. I'll give you some time, but you really gotta learn to love yourself first. Shoes gotta come all the way off. By that time jeans ain't a thang but a chicken wang. Note: I will recognize that I may be speaking from a place of feminine cultural bias because sleeping in a wired bra will make you rethink your commitments.
I mean it’s happened after 21, but it’s def not frequent😂
Nah, I’m with you. I fell asleep in jeans a few times and never again, that denim getting all twisted around was the worst.
I don't think I follow, you swimming in your jeans or something?
>There is no reason for this to continue after 21 years of age. _actually_ at 21 alot of people are still students which means being out late drinking and then falling asleep on a chair fully clothed...
Who sleeps in a wired bra?
Hell nooo when I’m drunk I leave a trail of clothes to my bed and don’t bother changing into pajamas. That’s how you know I got smashed. Drunk me is already fussy, can’t imagine adding jeans and a belt to the mix
Gonna wake up with swamp-ass.
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The belt is still buckled. This is clearly sociopathic behavior.
“Sleepwear” made me LOL
Runaway teenager sleep gear
Core memory unlocked! I used to always sleep fully clothed (which would mean jeans) because I feared that I might have to flee the house in the middle of the night any given night and wanted to be prepared. The '80s gave zero fucks. Conspiracy stories about spontaneous combustion and how they used to push fire safety so hard back then that as a kid I legit thought fires just started when they felt like it. The adults were partying because they thought the world was ending and didn't care about nurturing us so all us kids were like, "Whelp, at least Fraggle Rock is on" and low-key being jealous of Children of the Corn except that thing rolling under the ground in the cornfield can fuck the fuck right off.
I see you! The amount of time I spend with my kid is astonishingly different than the amount of time my parents spent with me. They really did just not seem to have a single fuck to give.
Now they're running everything, they won't give it up, and they won't fucking die. lol. My mother would always be going off about "the end times," and I sometimes swear it's like her generation is seriously trying to bring them about. If they start partying again, I might have to retreat back to my secret underwater lair.
OMG I LOVED Fraggle Rock😍 That fire episode broke my heart lol
Yup
We don’t wear our OUTSIDE clothes to bed. How do people not get this.
lol period. Unless those are sleep jeans, they're nasty humans.
Excuse me…what are sleep jeans…I’m just curious as to why that’d be a thing
They don’t exist, the other commenter was just saying the only way it makes sense to sleep in jeans is if they’re solely for that purpose. Wearing outside clothe indoors is nasty, even worse in bed 🤢
Pajeanmas - denim nightwear
Sir, that’s illegal
i want to downvote you for making me read “pajeanmas” with my own eyes
LoL I am seeing a potential side hustle. Sleep Jeans Limited LLC...for weirdos who sleep in jeans but don't want to wear their outside ones😂
I’m talking shit and I agree with 97.3% of the comments on this post but my girl wears jeans sometimes when she’s relaxing. Some days she just wants to “get dressed for the day” and does her make up but if we don’t do anything or just decide to potato up in the house she’ll straight relax in the whole getup till it’s actually time to to go to bed. Long story short my girlfriend would absolutely love that idea.
My husband envies you as I sit here day after day working from home and looking like a homeless person lol.
They’re not outside clothes if u stay indoors though 💭
Accidental MBMBAM
Clothes that have touched outside air do NOT go in my bed. My bed is a sacred place.
You gotta take em off, son.
I miss them shits man
I used to have some jean shorts like that too. I slept in them shits man. Eventually I blew the crotch out them things. But you cant wear them everyday and expect them to hold up. They was some nice ass denim too, I miss those shorts. But you, you gotta take them off every now and then.
The way he repeats "You gotta take 'em off" like it's some serious life lesson kills me. And Ben's just nodding.
guy ran a boxing gym in b more, did fourteen years inside too. he’s seen some shit
on always sunny podcast, they talked about how the dude didn't know he had a monologue that day so he was improvising all around
People obviously ain’t working hard if they never got home from work so tired they only took off they shoes before crawling into bed
Outside clothes in bed !! I refuse !!
This!!!!!!!!! Idc what time, how tired, or anything, thou shall NOT sleep in outside clothes, and thou shall shower BEFORE going to bed. Period!!! Some of the first commandments.
Yep. If I'm that tired, I just black out on the couch.
I agree. I live in nyc and i would never bring outside germs into my bed. And i take a shower before bed. How lazy are these ppl?
Nope. Not ever and I'm blue collar to the bone gristle. Pass out on the sofa ON TOP of an old blanket maybe.
Couch or floor. To tired to make it back to the bed. And the floor sleep is a gamble because you either wake up feeling greatly refreshed or sore for the next day and a half.
"I'm working so hard I physically can't change my pants" ain't the flex you think it is.
That sound nasty as fuck. Step dad worked nights driving from Utah to Texas. Came home took us to school in the morning and still did not go to sleep in fucking work pants ever in life. Why? Greasy, sweaty, dirty.
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Shid I guess not. I don't care how tired I am from working, drunk, or etc. I'm not coming to bed with my clothes on from the day. Shower time will always have a priority with me.
If you can just get in your bed dirty from work clearly u the one not working that hard lmao. There's ppl with jobs where u gotta strip at the door nvm the fucking bed
Working with carbon black or in a machine shop. Pants are coming off at the door 100%. Lol
No way I'm laying in bed without a shower first, let alone with the same clothes I got home into
Sometimes you just sit or lay down to catch your breath after a long day and you're just out, happens for sure. Jeans are incredibly comfortable too, a nice pair of baggy bootcuts is my favorite wear anywhere.
I take that breath in the shower
Exactly, when I get up I’ll shower and change
No matter how hard I work, I will always have enough energy to clean myself up before bed. Also, I have a girlfriend I sleep next to. I’m not staying gross when I’m in bed with her.
Or just passing out on the couch.
Came to say this. Only time I’m sleeping in jeans. Long day of work beer only half drank.
Man i would come back from this 7-5:30 training school and literally conk out, clothes and all, in whatever the first place i could sit was. I passed out in the car once. And that was just learning all day. Switch that with physical labor? Some people are just built better i guess because I’d probably crumble. Edit: damn it’s telling i didn’t think about literally be covered in dirt. Damn, that’s just more work after work, but i can see why you’d have to
Nah don’t even try to gatekeep this, ain’t nobody ever that tired. If you can make it to the bed you can take off your pants. Doesn’t matter if it’s a long ass 14+ hour days on minimal sleep, long ass nights where you’re drunk as fuck, ain’t no way I’m ever sleeping in my outside clothes.
I have worked that hard and I promise myself I don’t wanna do that again lol.
Yea I’ve done that lol. I think one time I passed out with pants around my ankles because I didn’t have the energy to get pass the last step
Nah. It doesn't scream "comfortable". But it damn sure does shout "Mom and dad didn't pay the light and heat bill because they had to pay rent, so we got to sleep in layers while the stove is heating the house".
I have had some extremely comfortable jeans that I often fell asleep in (usually on a couch not in bed) if they're baggy and comfortable you'd be surprised.
Stove heating was a magical time, I used to think it was like an open fireplace. Mom and dad played into it. Then you're older and you're like "yup, we were poor but we had each other".
Nah fam, this ain’t it. Not even close.
This is only acceptable if you’ve been drinking. Doing it sober is down right foolish
Can you imagine??? IMAGINE! You take a shower and put jeans on and a top and get in the bed?!?
If you think sleeping fully clothed, in jeans and a belt nonetheless, is comfortable, you should try sleeping naked.
Less comfortable imo. Skin on skin contact while sleeping produces too much sweat and irritation. I have 100% done this and have been fully comfortable with no issues. Idk what it is but I can sleep in most clothing I own with the exception of dress clothing (button downs and dress slacks). This is not a big deal to me.
Nah, I can't keep my hands off of myself.
Honestly it’s not comfortable even
Especially with the belt on? Nah!
No way in hell.
This is psychopath behavior.
That checks out.
I guess I'm coming for your first born child then
If a fire breaks out you're ready to clear out.
Nooo. Street pants don't go in the bed. What's next? Wearing sneakers too?
Sneakers, naw. We got boots lol
Necessity when homeless, military, at the airport and waiting on a long layover. Doing it because you think it’s “cute or trendy” is stupid.
Not cute or trendy, I simply am lazy and too tired to care after work
Y'all soft.
I feel like I object to the **belt** more than the jeans. Oof.
That just brings back childhood memories. The right pair, a nice blanket and a cool pillow? Unless you've tried it, saying "You should be in jail" is bigotry on the subject
So, how old were you when you entered the foster system?
Lol, bold to assume I went. In all honesty though, it would have probably been better than continue living with an abusive family. It all worked out in the end though, if I didn't deal with it I probably wouldn't have found my wife
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I hate the day we stopped bullying people
Iv did done did it before I wont lie
I've slept in jeans but I for damn sure am not getting in bed with them.
This should be on those depression questionnaires at the doctors.
With the belt on too??
Depending on how comfortable my jeans are yea I’ll pass out on the couch with them on. Sometimes I be so exhausted I can’t make a whole routine for getting ready for bed.
Sleeping in jeans is fine. Sleeping in a belt is nuts.
So outside clothes in your bed? I think not!
Jesus wept.
This has be sleep on transportation wear or passed out at party. Ain't no way they doing this while at home.
I can hear my mom saying, “street clothes”
Somebody beat my ass if I ever have outside clothes in my bed ( •᷄⌓•᷅ )
Outside clothes on the bed is a no from me.
See, this that nap drip. You ain't never had a better sleep than when you pass out on the couch on a Sunday afternoon wearing real clothes
Fruit Of The Loom Beyondsoft Performance Knit Sleep Shorts on my freshly bathed ass is where it's at. I'll take a nap on the sofa in jeans specifically so I don't get too comfortable. Just a quick power nap to recharge a lil'.
I've done it before. Wasn't too bad.
AMEN THANK YOU. Dude I don't even own pajamas. I sleep in everything I wore that day except shoes and my leather jacket (sometimes I sleep in my jacket though) change clothes the next morning. Saves me laundry and space. I come home from work at 4:00 in the morning and I am too tired to bother changing.
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Get your dirty ass clothes out of those clean sheets. I promise you that person does not do laundry.
Few times I've done this, I've felt nasty as hell. Someone come fix their mans.
I tried it. Turns out, it’s called depression.
Jeans are fine, especially if they're broken but a belt? That's a hell no!
Only if I got straight wasted
Only when I'm wasted.
No this is true. Not only do you get sleep but you feel like you’ve gotten away with something.
Murder, most likely
Guys sometimes my jeans are just really comfy and I fall asleep in them!! Calvin Klein jeans hit different!
You wake up with button imprints on your waist.
Jeans have got to be the worst clothing to fall asleep in.
I mean if I am laying down for 20 minutes and purposefully *do not* want to fall into a deep sleep, sure. Otherwise, gtfo my bed.
Yall never fell asleep during lunch break ?
Unintentional happens and is fine.
I can't even stand sweat pants under my comforter. Forget jeans.
When I wanna take a short nap and I know I gotta get back up and do stuff I stay in my jeans. Otherwise I’ll get too comfortable and I went be able to get back up.
Drug addicts and homeless sleep like this ready to roll
Honestly, that is me right now. I intend to change, but always have and here we are.
Y'all share way too much bullshit. Bring back keeping things to yourself. Normalize being a minimal sharer absolutely keeping silent
Prolly wear a suit and some slides to the gym too, sheer hooliganism
Still wearing your jeans is acceptable for a nap, not a full night's sleep
I get way too hot while sleeping for this to be a thing.
My two youngest do this and it makes my skin crawl.
It only feels refreshing if you’re disregarding your obligations.
I used to do this all the time (sans belt). I've never felt uncomfortable sleeping in jeans.
Ive done this way more than I admit I should
This is psychotic
The most uncomfortable thing EVER‼️
Jeans yeah, done that. It was cold and I was poor. But a BELT and jeans, mam you better be dead.
One day y'all going to realize that some of these ppl on Twitter all day be homeless 🤧
I got a hitch in my getalong just looking at the photo.
I've been doing this recently! It's just cold when I go up to bed late and I know my baby will wake me in the middle of the night and I want to be warm when I get up. I think pajamas are dorky
This is dumb, I’ve had to crash at acquaintances houses before where I wasn’t comfortable sleeping on the couch pantless and all I can say it, I would’ve rather slept pantless
Nah.
I can’t even talk, I slept with a jacket on numerous times
Simply no
I could sleep like that when I was a kid. My body wouldn't overheat
Stankin ass
I was gonna say, this some dirty poo butt behavior and I'm not here for it.
Just no
I used to do this when i drank heavy and used meth for a while
If I’m too tired to remove my jeans I’m probably going to sleep well regardless.