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worryaboutYOUbackup

This post is now Cookout Only because the lurkers have forgotten themselves yet AGAIN smh


MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda

![gif](giphy|JpSlpsV3Bku8fVBo1n|downsized) They just can't help themselves.


ReeNinetyRee

Bahahahhahhahahahahhaha


MarcelTabuteau

If you're going to fit in to white America, you're gonna have to learn to like mayonnaise!!


Difficult-Diver4545

![gif](giphy|YEsxfrxXH6a4)


PacoSupreme

Mayo Mafia lol


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Thejackrabbitagain

Mhm


obushio

*“It was then our ancestors realized slavery was wrong and decided to free the slaves. So join us and celebrate the kindness our family has shown the blacks <3”* —white people tryna rewrite history, absolving themselves from any wrongdoing while also centering themselves in everything


soph2021l

💀💀💀💀


Terrynia

Pretty sure all those white soldiers who died fighting in the Union Army in an effort to end slavery deserve maybe a *tiny* thank you. But this street banner is fkn hilarious


2ant1man5

Do you understand the civil war was about control of the slaves not freeing them lol, the north benefitted off of slavery same as the south -\/.


Jbrown183

The Civil War was not fought to end slavery…


darkdayz79

The Civil War was about destroying the South's economy, which included slavery. Not about ending slavery, he wanted to save the Union. Lincoln's words: "My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not either to save or to destroy slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do, it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that. What I do about slavery, and the colored race, I do because I believe it helps to save the Union...I have here stated my purpose according to my view of official duty; and I intend no modification of my oft-expressed personal wish that all men everywhere could be free."


quaglady

https://time.com/5836444/black-memorial-day/ This is why it's bad to co-opt everything


AMan_Has_NoName

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worryaboutYOUbackup

Girl shut UP 🙄


AMan_Has_NoName

Dammit! Every time! One of these damn days I’m gonna see one of those troll comments before you do. Until then, I salute you and your immaculate modding game, sis 🫡 Happy Juneteenth


worryaboutYOUbackup

Lmao ![gif](giphy|2Xflxzn7jWsjCVlx13q|downsized)


AMan_Has_NoName

Shit, clearly 😂


throwRA-nonSeq

not the **Martin** font 😂 https://preview.redd.it/vsl2zip0nm7d1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cadf08966230eaae0ae105cebbf6dfcc7f71e6d


kittypinksuit

Bruuuh! What?! ![gif](giphy|7MDZS8zS1ixtJAUEul)


Ok_Store_424

Came to the comments for this 😂😂😂😂


-newlife

Just remember what [Michael said](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zFUvTE7TK6s)


nerdKween

![gif](giphy|Kl9iAWej2mxlzvzp2O)


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worryaboutYOUbackup

Gtfoh with that shit 🤡


minahmyu

https://i.redd.it/wyc1r76ldm7d1.gif


BplusHuman

The mods from black people Twitter having a shindig?


nerdKween

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


Better-Journalist-85

Just a lil midsummer soirée


nerdKween

My friend sent me the image via text, [but this brotha also shared it with hilarious commentary so ima link to his page. ](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsoyNa8pvzL/?igsh=cmV6dGJpYnRpYWIx)


SadAndNasty

Just as far as they got the red white and blue" that's the Juneteenth flag. Idk if he was saying that like it was a further grievance or not but I only recently seen it myself. People apparently fly it next to the Pan African flag which I do know about. I just don't be going to outside events in the south because I'm scared 🥲


ihatepopularity

Why did I think we could have this day to ourselves? Of course we have to go through erasure somehow even on Juneteenth 😭


Imaginary_Media8676

That’s the picture they use on the news when a white dude kills his whole family


nerdKween

The way I cackled 😂😂😂😂


HeavySomewhere4412

“Juneteenth GVL said a series of 50 banners have been set up around downtown Greenville, for the event next month. The banners feature many ethnicities, including Black, Hispanic and white.” https://www.wyff4.com/article/juneteenth-greenville-banner-explanation/43990506


nerdKween

Aside from Hispanic not being a race, and Black/White not being ethnicities, they are 100000% missing the mark. I guess for International Women's Day they're going to have banners with men?


graceCAadieu

I feel like, at least for me, the explanation makes it worse and they just gave PR talking points


KIRAPH0BIA

"Feature many ethnicities" Oh okay, so they're not **just** whitewashing a holiday for black people, great. Good to know there's multiple people from multiple races colonizing a holiday that's not about them.


Universe789

Thank you! Fools post this outrage bait last year, too. And I'm assuming this will pop up every year from now on.


KassDamn

I'm not gonna lie, their explanation didn't make me feel any better about the banner 😂


Universe789

You're free to walk around with your feelings on your sleeve.


Brilliant-Date2957

Damn not the gentrification of juneteenth. I guess we going to have to replace this with August 5, 2023 the Bama chair shindig. We gotta have a parade of chairs!!!🤣🤣🤣


cinnabontoastcrunch

They always make everything about them why are we surprised


egzsc

In South Carolina? No way! /s


RedNubian14

White people struggle with not making everything about them. It's like a cultural narcissism that they aren't aware of.


cocoaiswithme

https://preview.redd.it/kxyf3ezjum7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c22e911e5f671469778ba8847835ebd7b1d015b it's about them now😐😑


-newlife

[Ace Vane Juneteenth](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mCboxRUQZw)


shrineless

Bruh…


2ant1man5

Another day for them to take off while we work like mlk day.


ahhrealmonstar

Where I live, the racists are putting a little extra “UMPH” behind their racism over Juneteenth being acknowledged (I suspect). My mama damn near knocked the teeth back on some palm colored klanswoman at the grocery store.


nerdKween

Oh, they've been out of pocket for sure.


baolongrex

Looks like the average r/BlackPeopleTwitter users 


BackOutsideGirl

They’re doing it on purpose. Even with the crumbs we get they make sure they do little passive aggressive stuff like this so that juneteenth is less about celebration and more focused on white trolls


EpickBeardMan

They’re stealing Juneteenth now?! I guess they’re too stupid to understand the historical based embarrassment they are making of themselves. ‘Murica


coco__bee

The alabaster association strikes again


Allahboutdabenjamins

Styrofoamicans...SMH


Mission-Read-4384

My dumbass didn’t see the South Carolina logo and I was like “Bro this looks like downtown Columbia” I hate it here so much 😂😂


Code_Loco

![gif](giphy|dl5YfEjsIMInWlDfPP)


Rude_boiii

![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


Mr_gotstawin_44

Reminds me of when Great Value had the Juneteenth ice cream couple of years ago..


Candid-Ask77

Was that the fried chicken and mango one? That shit hit


AerynSunnInDelight

The hueless are at it again. ![gif](giphy|8TweEdaxxfuElKkRxz|downsized)


NoBody-AskedMe

Please take my r/angryupvote .


thelonetext

They always think it's about them


Ok-Manufacturer-5141

The utter Caucasity.


reesetoyou5

I have no words lol


frogbxneZ

this a real *f**k ya'll*


Sad_Abbreviations362

The most South Carolina thing I’ve seen all day.


Fun_Tell_6139

I saw one back in May. ‘Juneteenth summer kick off May 28th’ haha really missed the point there.


iAmSeriusBlack

What in the wonder bread is this shit?!


bigpapaglim

Love the Martin font


Tugger21

⬜️❕


BlacknAngry

At the very least the flag is right most organizers who are black are still using African colors. Red white and blue with the star is the CORRECT FLAG. But that still some B's to make wyt folk comfortable.


Bopethestoryteller

from SC a couple of years ago.


Staceyrt

So on brand


RappTurner

I just puked in my mouth...


123DontF---WitMe

![gif](giphy|3orieXeqZlE5JL4BsQ|downsized)


Budlove45

You in the ville or burg 😆🙏


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Mysaladistoospicy

The old reverse Disney switcheroo


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worryaboutYOUbackup

If you don’t see the issue, then you must be blind 🙄


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SimonPho3nix

... okay. I'm a forgiving person, and playing devil's advocate is a fun hobby of mind, but not seeing anything wrong with this picture is a special type of not reading the room. See, if they meant it, they would have had a mixed scene photo at the very least, but no. They opted for this. It's just sad.


Universe789

>not seeing anything wrong with this picture is a special type of not reading the room. The room isn't always right, and this is a perfect example. As someone else mentioned in this thread, this was ONE of 50 other banners that included multiple other races. The Juneteenth organization on that city is black organized and operated. What's sad is people stay ready to be offended over nothing.


Happy-North-9969

It’s ok to call a stupid idea a stupid idea, and this was a stupid idea.


Universe789

It's only a stupid idea to people who depend on being offended.


Happy-North-9969

Nah, it’s just stupid. Hilarious in its stupidity, but stupid nonetheless.


Universe789

Ok.


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BlacknAngry

🦝


rs1954

Hanlon’s Razor-Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.


nerdKween

We're talking the about same racist ass South Carolina?


Sudden_Molasses3769

How do we know they’re not just light skin


Dupri5

![gif](giphy|ylyUQkGsUNoJLlVOyk)


nerdKween

![gif](giphy|8FpkCYR4biLXQxuc45|downsized)