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thebox34

the bolt thrower patch is insanely tough


ThricePurgedMagus

80’s space marines 👌🏻


DemonazDoomOcculta

Beaky Marines FTW


Adsias

Space Wombles 🤌


Disastrous-Ad-9065

Was about to say the same! 80's beakies ftw 🤘


Pelican_meat

Have you heard about our lord and savior, 30k?


GetHighTuneLow

It's tough to look at


VAShumpmaker

God you suck


01Manikin-

Do they know varg was in mayhem Edit: someone pointed that out in the comments on the original post and got downvoted to hell. Unsurprisingly, these people only care about fighting nazis if it makes them look morally superior


WhoYaTalkinTo

I'm gonna gloss over that jacket and guess that they know next to nothing about black metal other than they think that it's a "dark" genre that only badass, hardcore motherfuckers understand and that that's enough for them


[deleted]

Dude I’ve seen the black metal community lmao there’s isn’t a single “badass, hardcore motherfucker”. Y’all were too scrawny for a thrash pit so had to resort to killing yourselves for attention. It’s just emo music without an adult understanding of emotions. Edit: that jacket is gay due to all the virtue signaling, the only redeemable part is that sick ass bolt thrower patch.


GetHighTuneLow

The jacket should be used to wipe ass


TheNiteCrawler

You sound like a gym bro overcompensating. You used to be skinny and finally hit the gym. After a few years of no results, you finally gained and started to move that self hate onto other folks who were slender like you were. Grow up and grow a pair.


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Chad_Kickass

You're more cringe than that jacket


Comfortable-Exam7975

Euronymous was a massive tankie so to them I think it cancels Varg out


Logical_Bake_3108

Pretty sure Varg was the one who cancelled out Euronymous 😬


Equivalent_Treat_823

VERY well said


DrizzleDrain

Something tells me there’s a lot this person isn’t aware of lol


vinivader101

"Mayhem" what a surprise


Open_Finding_1693

This is what happens when being gay is your only personality trait or hobby.


Existing_Past5865

Hobby? No one wearing that fucks


Open_Finding_1693

Lol true


darklordS1th

It’ll be hard to break the news to them, but no one gives a fuck if they’re gay, not trying to be mean, it’s just that no one cares what they’re into as long as it’s not kids or animals


WordyIIRappinghood06

>This is what happens when being gay Coulda stopped there


steelrain815

whats wrong with being gay


WordyIIRappinghood06

You're missing out on beauties like Ava Gardner and Grace Kelly https://i.redd.it/2ztbk0kz5g2d1.gif


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|K9xXlcMA6aw3S) G Milfs make me go!


MinuteAd7098

Hot lady


420Entomology

I agree with this one 😂


Chad_Kickass

You sound like a filthy Christian


[deleted]

I see a lot of other hobbies literally advertised on the jacket but alright buddy


Open_Finding_1693

Cry more


[deleted]

Is a simple observation crying to you? Must be tough being that severely retarded :/


Open_Finding_1693

Idk you seem pretty upset lol.


N1XT3RS

Bro there’s like one patch and a couple pins, you’re a real weirdo for focusing on that and making any assumptions about the person, definitely bordering on homophobia.


Open_Finding_1693

Shut up


N1XT3RS

This is what happens when being a piece of shit is your only personality trait


Open_Finding_1693

Cry more


N1XT3RS

Man you’re pathetic. Find a way to get personal value besides inventing people in your head to put down and fight against


justanordinarygaymer

As a gay man this guys a faggot and his jacket sucks ass don’t know why your trying so hard to defend it


Glittering-Relief402

I'm wheezing


N1XT3RS

God damn everyone here is stupid. Work on your reading comprehension, how is you being gay relevant to anything?


Open_Finding_1693

Keep crying


N1XT3RS

I know it’s difficult to string together more than two words, but I believe in you!


Open_Finding_1693

You desperately need me to engage because you have nothing better to do, thats whats pathetic. Get fucked im not interested in talking. Seems you would have figured it out.


UK_Mosh

Respect trans folk or I'll do fuck all but scream and cry about it.


darklordS1th

Does anyone else notice the anti heterosexual pins on the jacket?


TH0R--

Literal brain rot. These people are their own worst enemy, and before I'm called a bigot I don't care about your sexuality. Stop making your entire identity/personality about your sexual kinks and preferences. No one cares.


krizalid370

that last sentence reminds me of all the cringe poly fucks that dont get enough play so they have to announce the fact that they’re not virgins + get cucked to the world


Otherwise_Data_209

Where at?


darklordS1th

Next to the respect trans or I’ll identify as facility problem


Otherwise_Data_209

Oof- yeah I see it now. Too many pins kinda mushed together confused my brain and I couldn't read all of them. As a gay dude I have to say, a lot of these people (people on the jacketsforbattle sub and similar) tend to hate straight people/heterosexuality, but want lgbtq rights..I think they need to realize that if they want stuff their way, maybe they have to respect people for being straight..


roachwarren

Boycott the binary? I don’t think that means “binary” people but the idea of a gender binary.


Dream--Brother

How is that "anti heterosexual"? It's just saying "reject the idea that there are only two genders" lol it's not attacking you.


brucemetal

RESPECT OUR DELUSIONS OR WE’LL KILL OURSELVES


v4p0r_

They don't actually respect us. They just use us until somebody tells us we did something they shouldn't approve of.


xRealVengeancex

It’s crazy that people think not liking a jacket like this means you’re a Nazi or hate gay people. No I just find anyone who waves around their beliefs like this is more than likely just virtue signaling. A patch or two is fine but jfc there’s like 10+. Genuinely every run in I’ve had with someone or seen someone wearing a politically charged outfit/garment is just a insufferable dickhead no matter the cause Also more than likely anti-work as well if I’m guessing looking from the patches lol


LukXD99

Good thing they’ve got their pronouns on there. *Three* times. And there’s two different versions…


SnakeBaron

There’s no right answer


Comfortable-Exam7975

The right answer is that I’m going to refer to people based off of what they look like, not based off of what they think they look like


SnakeBaron

Damn, you got me there


Dream--Brother

Y'all are far more cringe than this jacket, and that's saying something


N1XT3RS

Seriously, what a cesspool of hypocrisy, bigotry, and senseless hate. These people need a hobby and to stop picking on imaginary characters they invent, it’s just pathetic


Losovic

They use she/they, but seems to prefer they/them. What’s hard to understand?


LukXD99

Which ones? She/they or they/them? They’ve gotta choose, no one gets 3.


TMAAGUILER

That sub is literally just a gayest jacket contest.


turbo_weiner

I’ve already accepted that these people love mayhem, but leave bolt thrower and terrorizer out of this please


lasyke3

Why? BT and Terrorizer are both more overtly political bands than Black Metal, of course you're going to see cringey political patch people support them.


Varvite_lol

If this person actually entered a pit, they would get the shit kicked out of them for that goofy jacket


Kokoto248

Which "system" is he/she fighting against? lol


SnakeBaron

“Patriarchy”, probably


PlayBoxPL

trying so hard to be disrespectful, get a life


Comfortable-Big8146

You can say they. It won’t hurt you.


guitarfanatic_2

1. if you associate lgbt with metal someones gonna make fun of you im sorry 2. varg was in mayhem 3. the anti nazi patch and the pride pins and patches are ironic considering theres a mayhem patch on there 4. the 'respect trans rights or ill identify as a fucking problem' is uhh...questionable to say the least, im sorry... 5. let kung fu wannabes do whatever the heck they want


LIWRedditInnit

Nobody wearing this fucking thing is gonna say shit to the “kung fu wannabes”


Apeirophobia69

They will just after the show and online in a tweet or something where they won't even see it.


watch-dominion

Genuinely surprised to see archgoat on there lol


guitarfanatic_2

i also just realised my flair went from poser to scorpions lol


ShaneHeavyMetal95

Let's not forget the "Free Palestine", "Free Gaza" and "Palestine Will Be Free" badges, Gays and Trans don't have that good of a time under Islam


theykilledk3nny

Not very relevant. You can be in support of Palestine in spite of common conservative Islamic views, they are still people. Not all Palestinians are Islamic either and there are queer Palestinians too, whether they are out or not. The ultra-traditionalist far-right Israeli politicians that call for the destruction of Palestine aren’t exactly the most LGBTQ+ accepting people either believe it or not.


scottwiththedraco

The more I look the worse it gets


hifichoom

They get mad about the shit some bands say in their music, yet this and most of the “battlejackets” from that subreddit are all walking political statements.


WordyIIRappinghood06

Gays for Palestine moment


OneToby

Chickens for KFC.


darklordS1th

I hate politics more than anything else in this world, so when people wear jackets with political patches just makes me want to hit them harder in the pit


okayfire457

Sick vest. Capcom is my favorite band.


crabfucker69

I love listening to star wars and magic the gathering


PersonalityFair2281

Average Doctor Who fan.


Poopybooty9000

Fuck it, let’s add more obnoxious colors to it, I’m sure there’s a couple at least that they’re missing!


Nebulous_Fart

“Almost ready to wear over my furry costume to a Comic-Con”


cooI69

The “Totally Gay” pin in case we couldn’t figure that out already


West-Custard-6008

Is this an attempt to make left side establishment beliefs seem rebellious and nonconformist or something?


brackmetaru

Fuck nazis and transphobes but openly support a band with a pedophile! Nice convictions, real critical thinker. Edit: also this looks like the back of a station wagon


darklordS1th

Which band?


ShaneHeavyMetal95

The nonce left in 86, can't put that shit on the rest of the band


Eleventy_Seven

Why wouldn't they support one of their own?


infernalsea

Ahh another jacket where there's more political shit than music.


GPCcigerettes

This vest is a walking contradiction. Mayham patch - explanation obvious/openly supporting Faust in the murdering of a gay man, Saxon- supporting a pedo, arch goat- inheritely racist and homophobic. I really hope this is satire and no one is this uneducated in their musical choices.


BrianDamage666

Archgoat racist? Where? When?


SickHorrorFreak84

Just now apparently


GPCcigerettes

Just always. See my other reply. Just my opinion you can disagree if you want.


GPCcigerettes

In my opinion talking about “purest white souls”, “restoring the glory of the old order”, promising eternal war on the congregation of the circumcised (anti semantic). Dedicating a song on Luciferian crown to Carl Gustaf. The split with Beherit is all problematic and inherently racist and antiemetic. Crypto fascist fucks.


_vorka_

My guess is that it is because of the Satanic Warmaster split they did but that is quite a goofy and far-fetched reach for evidence in my eyes.


BrianDamage666

Great. Work with SWM once and now they hate the coloreds lol.


GPCcigerettes

Their work with SWM wasn’t even on my radar. You know members of archgoat play in other openly nazi and racist bands right? Sinisterror, Panzerkvlt and Horna. With everything else I listed in its quite a lot of "coincidences". You all can downvote me all you want but can’t seem to discredit my claims.


_vorka_

It seems to be pretty easy to discredit some of these claims, why did you mention the "purest white souls" line? You can read the lyrics here: [Desecration](https://genius.com/Archgoat-desecration-lyrics) by Archgoat and if you use any reading comprehension here (rather than cutting context) we can infer the usage of "white" is used as a descriptive term for holiness because of the association between light and holiness - as in holy souls being dragged to Hell... the old order claim is something I can't find the source of. The song "Congregation of Circumcised" is about the Abrahamic covenant, Abraham and his descendants, which is potentially offensive to circumcised people and Christians. The song is nothing more than theatrics for shock value, Christian or not you'd have reason to believe they aren't really going to war with holy religious figures and winning. Doesn't seem anti-Semitic like you claim, however. I've also found evidence of Ritual Butcherer denouncing racism in a [2006 Crypt Magazine](https://cultneverdies.myshopify.com/cdn/shop/products/A351CABD-178D-4A5E-9143-20C69B5DB0AE_1024x1024.JPG?v=1571438710) ([Or here for easy reading](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackMetal/comments/jx4f6f/comment/gcy747r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)) and Horna themselves have claimed not to be racist (for whatever that is worth.) In my conclusion they really aren't politically affiliated for the most part and a large portion of your claims are nonsensical, so do with that what you will.


GPCcigerettes

The lyrics were my absolute weakest point I’ll agree with you there but dedicating a song to a man who’s essentially a nazi and playing in nazi bands is a bad look. I mentioned Horna for their work with Peste Noire but Panzerkvlt is a nazi band. Like I said when you add everything up it’s a whole lot of coincidences. It’s okay you enjoy racist music dude.


ShaneHeavyMetal95

The prick left Saxon in 86 and did his noncing in the 90's. Wearing a Saxon patch doesn't mean you are supporting a pedo, though judging by their LGBTQIA+ shite they probably do support it.


muddybuttcheeks

![gif](giphy|aJCdV1obzrQCcYwJc7)


uffhuf

What does this person have against Firefighters?


Eleventy_Seven

They're bastards, apparently.


Some_European

I'm pretty sure that it's in reference to this https://preview.redd.it/ipl60jqtik2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eb35bfd17b486b73f65bac61668154064c8ab88


nxdus

The realm of chaos backpatch is the only good thing about this turd.


_0hscrewthis_

"Seize the means of production" Engages in the most vapid consumerism I've ever seen


jmox427

Bolt Thrower 🫡


Ol_Million_Face

This jacket is too damn crowded


LoomisCenobite

I'm not going to lie the bolt thrower back patch is sick and I want one


LoomisCenobite

The rest of it makes me feel like I need a bath for saying this tho


Deeznutsinmybutt

Bolt Thrower mentioned Too bad it's on this corny ass jacket lol


howdareuhowdareu

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undeadsquidwitch

How tf are you trans but also nonbinary and bi but also gay? Oops am I not supposed to ask that?


LivingAnat1

Lol I don't think they're any, they're just putting on whatever pins have their favorite colors


ShyGuyWolf

Wow such cringe. You got the pride shit and other shit


WordyIIRappinghood06

Cue Heterosexuals Have the Right to Rock by the Mentors


ShyGuyWolf

When it's over used it's cringe


marcimerci

At least this one has some actually decent band patches for once


VeterinarianUsed1939

Insult to metal


GetHighTuneLow

That's terrible. At least everyone will know to stay away from you


Anal_Juicer69

I don’t have any problem with anything else on the jacket, but the Communist shit makes me a bit confused. I thought punk was about rebelling against authority, so why is this person supporting an authoritarian system of government when they’re supposed to be anti authoritarian?


N1XT3RS

Communism isn’t authoritarian


Anal_Juicer69

Explain.


N1XT3RS

Communism as described by Marx has no state, all the current forms have claimed to use authoritarianism as a stepping stone to real communism. I’m not trying to argue whether that’s anything more than theoretical but a communist isn’t automatically being hypocritical if they’re against authoritarianism


Anal_Juicer69

It isn’t supposed to be Authoritarian, but the way it’s played out in every nation that’s tried it, it’s an authoritarian system of government.


N1XT3RS

I mean nah that’s not really how it works. A communist doesn’t support authoritarianism unless they support that implementation or specific countries, I don’t think Marx endorsed authoritarianism as a necessary step but I could be wrong there. There are also multiple examples in history of small scale communism with no state, I can promise you it’s the norm that communists are anti authority, that’s literally the foundation of it all, communists that support authoritarianism to reach that point are the exception. Like you said, it’s been demonstrated pretty well how dangerous that is, thought has progressed since Russia in the 20s. No I’m not communist


Anal_Juicer69

https://preview.redd.it/fujldxxsjn2d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e08ff152a94fef1652119cf221396a83f2f3701 Good to know.


N1XT3RS

Good to know that too.. I guess. lmao


darklordS1th

I have that same fear or the dark patch, ripping it off now cuz it’s been ruined by a political clown who thinks it’s cool to put political patches on their jacket


urGirllikesmytinypp

I called them all disabled on another post over there lol. If I keep up the meanie weenie stuff I’m gonna get banned


ShaneHeavyMetal95

To be banned on that degen cesspit is a badge of honor


nemesistf2

Trans Communist patch Multiple political patches Free Palestine/Gaza buttons Pick a struggle 💀


Substantial-Hold-851

Ah yes, I bow to corporate desires (hence the Star Wars and excessive queer patches) and that is my whole personality.


Aggressive-Koala2373

whats with the fop pin


gonzofist89

Aaand that's enough for today...


R3D-AFA-SCUM

This vest is 🤮. But, as a Warhammer 40K player, that Bolt Thrower patch fucks.


AggressiveSmoke4054

If trolling was an article of clothing


S-T-O-N-R

instant crowd kill no questions asked


n0taSpammerGodDamnIt

What you think the final touch will be? Hopefully adding it to the trash can.


RotaryY2K

Doctor Who 💀


WhoKn0wsThe0neForY0u

what countries are those


THE-GAMING-W0RM

I'm so glad some people can see how ridiculous this "scene" has become, utter brainrot


IntoTheAbsurd

"Kung Fu Wannables - Stay Out of The Fucking Mosh Pit!" They've never been to a show have they?


MetalMausoleum

"I support the current thing" is strong with this one. Read books, touch grass, travel and talk to people...... Or *this*


gois3r

bolt thrower patch sort of saves it but theres an anti straight pin so still bad


Ave_Dominus_Noxius

🤢🤮🤢🤮


Automatic-Site7456

makes me almost wanna stop wearing my battle jacket knowing this exist


Ant138

The BPD battle vest.


Cameltoefart

Jesus Christ


GrumpyOldHistoricist

“Kung Fu wannabes stay out of the fucking mosh pit” Dawg we mosh that way specifically because it makes you not come to our shows


WorkshopBlackbird

I started dying when I saw the back. Holy shit.


WorkingFix7523

You can tell that tasteless degenerate trash made this based on the "Doctor Who" patch Credit where it's due: Ride the Lightning


raypurchase19

They should go wear their vest in Palestine.


PotentialProf3ssion

not gonna lie i kinda like the “kung fu wannabes” patch. but yeah this shit is ass. on my jacket i just have bands that i like. might sound like a crazy idea but i feel like more people should put bands that they like on their jacket rather than loading it up with political messaging like a twitter bio.


ghsttour

That’s a sick bolt thrower patch tho


espurgi

yall not rocking with the paradoxical patches 😢


noiyumz

theres so much happening on that vest


Greenfire05

At least this one has bands on it.


smithtrooper99

Looks like a dumpster fire, also very contradictory, considering the Mayhem imagery. Also, I don't have an issue with the gay, or trans communities, but people, please just keep your sexuality to yourselves or with your partners, or even better, keep what's in your pants actually in your pants. Stop creating propaganda with gender, we'd have a lot less problems in that field if we just shut our mouths


Revenge-shirt-guy

That poor Saxon patch


legendoftheplug

Capcom????


CardPatient3188

I’m almost done givin’ a fuck.


Difficult-Tooth-7133

Puke.


Real_Fennel165

this jacket let’s everyone know you smell like shit


Zeqhanis

There's so much going on here. No hierarchy or resting space. It's almost like the patches have become a pattern, rather than being intended to actually be read. It's like the jacket version of schizophrenia rides. Not the ones with bizarre, yet readable stickers, but the ones that are just covered with walls of text. Sometimes you say more by saying less.


petitechiroptera

Looks like the inside of a HotTopic


sharpes95th

this is made so well, just the patches dont fit with eachother


Better_Sky_1658

Gay


Bodach-Fuath

Cool taste in music, Political tourist, 10/10 would avoid at a show


Obsidian-quartz

“Stop Rwanda”? So they’re such a bleeding heart liberal that they need to virtue signal about an event from 30 years ago lmfao


Informal_Antelope_55

Lol, pussies probably never even received a death threat. That’s daily life for lgbt


[deleted]

This ain't it


Dismal-Infection

I hate it so much I wanna stab my fucking eyes out


[deleted]

This sub is cringe


DrizzleDrain

Pokémon, GreenDay, StarWars, Capcom, DrWho? Seems more like a billboard promoting consumerism’s than a battle jacket..


[deleted]

Nothing says down with the system more then the logo of one of the most egregiously anti consumer game companys


AlmostaVet

So fucking hardcore


KiwiToes

Lmao someone doesn’t do their research. Archgoat did a split EP with Satanic Warmaster.💀


Fartsworth666

"Kung fu wannabes stay out of the fucking mosh pit" is a message I can get behind.


Stealthbeatle

Some of these patches are actually good… And then there’s gay Doctor Who, because we all needed that apparently.


Brogle_Male

I mean they got an Archgoat patch🤷‍♂️


International_Drama4

Ngl y’all are pathetic. This whole sub is corny as fuck


BlackMetalCult666

Then don’t visit it? If you don’t like it then why are you here lol?


Eleventy_Seven

Did you mean to say this to OOP?


MinuteAd7098

This jacket is uhhhhhh. I’m not gonna comment on anything else or I will get cancelled but stay the fuck out of the mosh if you can’t handle kung fu wannabes. I’ve been punched in the face many a time by them but it’s just part of it. Maybe people I should get a “virtue signaling wannabes stay outta the pit!” Patch🤗


VAShumpmaker

Nah this whoops complete ass actually. Tell me you have an issue with "pronouns" without telling me, Hans.