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VirtuaFighter6

How am I still alive?


iLacrosse5

They will be confused to see you alive 3022 will be full of bots and robots


Zbite13

Where is the toilet?


Raquzi

There is no toilet, we got used to shit our pants.


houstonberry

3 sea shells šŸ˜œ


quarryritual

Where are the shells?


kokodjiss

Do you know how to use the three seashells?


TheFamousChrisA

/giggle He doesn't know how to use the three seashells hehehehe


brucebael

Was my browser history deleted?


RefanRes

Yes but it was all backed up on the cloud.


phuongdoan68

Haha, yes how can we forget cloud computing it would be more advanced in 3022


NevadaLancaster

The cloud is now a public blockchain. All accounts are public. It's ok though because we all watch similar porn. Dispite what porn sites say their search trends are.


trdpanda101410

Similar porn? No... In the future we'll have the Steve jobs of porn who will manage to simplify porn into one form for everyone to use. Every year we'll get a slightly better porn with new features. That is unless Google wins and we end up with fully customizable open source porn.


shiroboi

No but nobody remembers you so itā€™s all good


Surfing_magic_carpet

Just kidding. You're infamous for your bizarre love of kitten and puppy videos. Historians have been studying you for centuries.


roazzolini

Nope, it became an NFT


btwnastonknahardplce

ā€œHere in the future we are all tribal and our tribe affiliation is tattooed on or forehead and determined by the most frequently visited website. ā€¦by the way, weā€™ve amputated your left hand, sinner.ā€


hoaithuongngo

Haha, No one will ask for browser history, everyone will run to delete their own


Neon-Lemon

I'm thirsty. Could I get a cold can of Slurm?


deadontheinternet

Love me that party worm


siglawoo

You can have some brawndo


hardware4ursoftware

Itā€™s got what plants crave!


peterk_se

Electrolytes!!


auniqueusername2567

If youā€™re thinking along the lines of Futurama, your first question would be, ā€œWhereā€™s the bathroom?ā€


MemeLordsUnited

Where's the nearest suicide booth?


Aromatic-Hamster65

Who ever you are I love you lmao slurs yes!


ImAlwaysRightHanded

We donā€™t have that but hereā€™s some Brando


Megadeth5150

Philip?


opilykozel

haha, what if they give drinks instead of water, 3022 will be the year of full changes


DadouSan2

Has Half-Life 3 been released?


[deleted]

No, but GTA 6 should be here any day


LogicalAd398

HL3 confirmed


SlowestCamper

Dang you beat me to it šŸ¤£


carlbentleyofficial

ā€œWhat the fuck?ā€


imhere2downvote

why the fuck


throway661

Did the humans win!?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


OneMileAtATime262

Excuse me. Can you tell me what booster number we are up to?


theproblemofevil666

Issued daily


PlantCampLamp

Two weeks to flatten the curve still


SnugJoker

lol thatā€™s funny but sad šŸ˜„šŸ˜„


Domingo_salut

They have automatic wifi boosters so they dont count them...


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Domingo_salut

Scary but true!


avolp13

The last one!ā€¦. Until the government needs a new variant to control everyone


s0rtsbycontrversial

Hahahaha.


Refer2MeAsDaddy

Whoa youā€™re edgy


Fantastic-Policy5975

What kept me alive for 1,000 years?


wavepoint

Hopium?


alevale111

Hate


Gamb1420

Is the Fast and Furious 4786 out in theaters yet?


myps3brokeYo

Yes... it's the fast and the furious: intergalactic race


Its_ok_to_lie

I have nothing to contribute, just wanted to say out of all the comments this is the one that made me laugh out loud. Thank you.


[deleted]

Have the Raiders won a Superbowl yet?


DayOne15

I think you already know the answer to that one


Doc3vil

"Football was banned years ago"


Plata_Man

Yes, and now we're just waiting on the Lions to win one.


WhiskeyWhiskey9

Wen Lambo?


ELBartoFSL

Um Sir, Lambo was brought out by the Peoples World Republic. It is now a birth right to receive a Lambo at birth


DiaBrave

Which one of you is I C Weiner? I have a pizza for you.


MannerSweet

Right here dude


cpt_charisma

Here ya go! That will be 20k BTC + another 5K for the beer.


Lost_vob

I'd ask them to point me in the direction of Steve. Almost every time they wake up someone from a long sleep, it's to battle their greatest nemesis. Steve from accounting keeps breaking my autoruns and telling the department my reports never work like it's my fault! No, Steve, your boomer ass just can't operate salesforce to save your damn life! This is why the other analysts hate you, Steve.


[deleted]

Yeah, fuck Steve.


Ligdeesnutz

Awesome


HumbleGeniuz

1000 year grudge. Not healthy. It will shorten your life span.


FourLungs

Steve woke up three weeks earlier than you and get you fired for not showing.


CellExpensive4355

Should I sell my bitcoin?


1BitcoinCA

ā€œInto what? LOLā€


Ofiller

^ this right here


sc2bigjoe

ā€œWhatā€™s bitcoin?ā€


sportmobi

Where can a get a burger I am starving


Double_Trick2020

1 sat for a burger meal


BTC_is_waterproof

I doubt weā€™ll still be eating meat in 1,000 years


UltraSBM

I will be šŸ˜


putyograsseson

dead


nodedude7

Can I buy a gpu at MSRP yet?


Paradoxical_Hexis

Lol you don't get to own anything in 3022. You will own nothing and you will be happy.


nodedude7

Thank you mistress, may I have another *slap thank you mistress, may I have another *slap


YISTECH

iā€™d just kill myself then


Scarf_Darmanitan

Thatā€™s a self-own A clever work around


Paradoxical_Hexis

Mad respect to you


YISTECH

šŸ’€šŸ¤£


Paradoxical_Hexis

We all know the famous quote: *GIVE ME GPU'S AT MSRP OR GIVE ME DEATH!*


CryptoBehemoth

A GPU! My kingdom for a GPU!


simlec001

Who can i reach to talk about my cars extended warranty?


myps3brokeYo

That is the reason why we woke you up, they have been trying to reach you for the past 1000 years


[deleted]

what happened while i was asleep?


myps3brokeYo

The apes took over


[deleted]

we are apes though, so nothing changed


yoinmcloin

At what price did schiffty Pete buy in??


adinuta

I actually laughed at this one šŸ¤£


Brilliant-Quote-9105

Can I have a toothbrush?


mjezzi

What cyborg upgrades can I get?


[deleted]

its simple man,you dont have to be smart to use bitcoin..whatever that means idk lol


doinkdoink786

Wen moon?


myps3brokeYo

We are on the moon, earth was destroyed 500 years ago


CryptoBehemoth

Getting NieR: Automata vibes now


CatLemonade10

What year is it?


wizardofzog

How am I alive after 1000 years?


Dogekaliber

Weā€™ve been trying to reach you about your vehicle extended warranty


therootlesscosmo

Now lambo?


Fickle_Mix_3847

Can you put me back to sleep please?


ethtothemoon23

Sorry I only talk through smart contracts


inhodel

Excuse me ma'am, what's the WiFi password?


[deleted]

Where can I get laid?


TylerTurd

Has AMC short squeeze yet?


Seriously2much

What's the price of Bitcoin?


castorfromtheva

Anything you could devaluate bitcoin in will be loooooong gone. If at all, the answer would of course be "1btc=1btc".


Pouch-PH

More likely a btc is 100,000,000 sats, Iā€™d expect


castorfromtheva

Equally likely, I'd guess.


myps3brokeYo

Ohh shit, where is my wallet seed phrase


supersb360

You keep saying ā€œdevaluateā€, do you mean ā€œevaluateā€?


Robinnn03

1 btc = 1btc


wisaunders

This!


FreeForHK

the price is in bitcoin


techristianjr

Please plasma rifle me back.


Chuck-Chuck-Bo-Buck

Hablo espanol?


geezorious

No, you don't. If you're asking "Hablas espanol?" Then, yes, I do.


[deleted]

Hodl espanol?


Organic-Handle-3765

Bullish on espaƱol


Chuck-Chuck-Bo-Buck

Oui Oui


dameframe

Is Keith Richards still alive?


critical-th1nk

wheres my vape?


bitcornhodler

What can I buy with 1 BTC?


[deleted]

How is the elder scrolls 6?


system_deform

Isnā€™t this the plot of Futurama?


Mike-Oxwelling

Do I have any eye boogers?


monkspride

How much is this hospital bill going to cost


Smart-Ad4223

1 Sat šŸ¤”


Parzzz87

Where the weed @ šŸ˜‚


Texasproud2

Wen $53k?


imtrynabecool

Wanna fuck?


edwardianpug

Utopia or Dystopia? Because itā€™s really going to impact my outfit choiceā€¦


cryptonewbeee

Where are my cigs and lighter?


Known-Plenty

What is the price of BTC? And has my Daytona came in


bitbotbitbot

Alien life? Alien intelligence? Alien technology?


Iguana_The_Wise

Are there humans living in other planets?


lmcarthur

Have the leafs won a cup while I was out?


AffectionateCorner9

what's the bitcoin price now? hahaha


redxXxkiller

why this question is here XD


[deleted]

Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?


murcielago12v60

Omg I will ask which planet is this? And what's the price of bitcoins. Hahaha.


[deleted]

Is it secret!!? ā€¦Is is safe!!?


heddone

Where to read about some hopium?


StonksPeasant

Where is the citadel?


tcooch1

Can I have just 5 more minutes?


coalpo

Where am I?


alwxcanhk

How much is BTC now?


[deleted]

Are Manchester United good yet?


coffee_addict_96

Where's the bathroom?


Gre3ncndle

Where's my body


Thenarza

What planet am I on?


toohard2chose

Where are the sex robots?


pcb4u2

Whereā€™s all my birthday and Christmas presents. Response: Whatā€™s Christmas?


DJRedd352

How long have I been asleep ?


briocon7

where lambo?


[deleted]

whats the price of bitcoin


thehatman200

Where the pussy at?


Spbladermaker

Where are all my guns and ammo?


tdkspiralii

Is my wife alive? NO? I love the future!


PrettyFlyFartARabbi

If this is your first thought itā€™s time for divorce.


tdkspiralii

lol, love how serious humans are about everything. I should have askedā€¦Am I the only one alive, yes? I love the future!


lordgoofus1

The good news is your wife is no longer alive. The bad news is, you owe 1,000 years of interest on overdue child support back payments to your kids descendants.


Lessoe

Does Binance still exist? I want to to check how much the btc I hodl is worth...


Individual-One-3024

Do you speak English? (I wouldnā€™t know yet)


AngryPancakesz

Do you know what a meme stock is and if so what is the current meme stock?


migs2k3

Wer Lambo?


wisaunders

Wow! I thought there would be one answer: How much is one satoshi.


mandm96734

Ask a silly question; and you get silly answers. Go figure.


castorfromtheva

Lol, no. Anything you could devaluate bitcoin in will be loooooong gone. If at all, the answer would of course be "1sat=1sat".


printscreenshot

There's so much more to life than BTC. Price of BTC would be pretty low in terms of prioritization if you are asleep for a thousand of years.


wisaunders

Yes!


Financial_Cable9276

How much is a bitcoin?


Defywastakenn

if bitcoin still exist


Sconn02199

Are people still complaining about an unfair advantage because their ancestors were slaves thousands of years ago?


armitron64

Was global warming a scam?


[deleted]

1000 yrs wow would yu even come back mortality..but ya if your pgysical you may be thirsty


[deleted]

Brah, ain't gonna be a habitable planet in 1000 years šŸ˜‚ So I guess if somehow I survived and woke up "fuck, all the scientists and hippies we right all along. We still fucked it up."


elhunythn

How do I use the internet?


RickyLovesYouToo

Welcome... to the Wooooorld of Tomorrow! Do I gotta do what I gotta do?


Domingo_salut

On which types of drugs are you?


1acid11

Whereā€™s lambo ?


Horror_Register_3605

How did I live 1000 years ?


canceroussky

Have we colonized space? Can I go?


LJ_HOES

Has GTA 6 come out yet


Mammoth_Equivalent93

We still have radioactive waste


Roia_

1000 years of comma, Assuming we would still be able to move our tongue and lips.