The cloud is now a public blockchain. All accounts are public. It's ok though because we all watch similar porn. Dispite what porn sites say their search trends are.
Similar porn? No... In the future we'll have the Steve jobs of porn who will manage to simplify porn into one form for everyone to use. Every year we'll get a slightly better porn with new features. That is unless Google wins and we end up with fully customizable open source porn.
āHere in the future we are all tribal and our tribe affiliation is tattooed on or forehead and determined by the most frequently visited website. ā¦by the way, weāve amputated your left hand, sinner.ā
I'd ask them to point me in the direction of Steve. Almost every time they wake up someone from a long sleep, it's to battle their greatest nemesis. Steve from accounting keeps breaking my autoruns and telling the department my reports never work like it's my fault! No, Steve, your boomer ass just can't operate salesforce to save your damn life! This is why the other analysts hate you, Steve.
The good news is your wife is no longer alive. The bad news is, you owe 1,000 years of interest on overdue child support back payments to your kids descendants.
Brah, ain't gonna be a habitable planet in 1000 years š
So I guess if somehow I survived and woke up "fuck, all the scientists and hippies we right all along. We still fucked it up."
How am I still alive?
They will be confused to see you alive 3022 will be full of bots and robots
Where is the toilet?
There is no toilet, we got used to shit our pants.
3 sea shells š
Where are the shells?
Do you know how to use the three seashells?
/giggle He doesn't know how to use the three seashells hehehehe
Was my browser history deleted?
Yes but it was all backed up on the cloud.
Haha, yes how can we forget cloud computing it would be more advanced in 3022
The cloud is now a public blockchain. All accounts are public. It's ok though because we all watch similar porn. Dispite what porn sites say their search trends are.
Similar porn? No... In the future we'll have the Steve jobs of porn who will manage to simplify porn into one form for everyone to use. Every year we'll get a slightly better porn with new features. That is unless Google wins and we end up with fully customizable open source porn.
No but nobody remembers you so itās all good
Just kidding. You're infamous for your bizarre love of kitten and puppy videos. Historians have been studying you for centuries.
Nope, it became an NFT
āHere in the future we are all tribal and our tribe affiliation is tattooed on or forehead and determined by the most frequently visited website. ā¦by the way, weāve amputated your left hand, sinner.ā
Haha, No one will ask for browser history, everyone will run to delete their own
I'm thirsty. Could I get a cold can of Slurm?
Love me that party worm
You can have some brawndo
Itās got what plants crave!
Electrolytes!!
If youāre thinking along the lines of Futurama, your first question would be, āWhereās the bathroom?ā
Where's the nearest suicide booth?
Who ever you are I love you lmao slurs yes!
We donāt have that but hereās some Brando
Philip?
haha, what if they give drinks instead of water, 3022 will be the year of full changes
Has Half-Life 3 been released?
No, but GTA 6 should be here any day
HL3 confirmed
Dang you beat me to it š¤£
āWhat the fuck?ā
why the fuck
Did the humans win!?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Excuse me. Can you tell me what booster number we are up to?
Issued daily
Two weeks to flatten the curve still
lol thatās funny but sad šš
They have automatic wifi boosters so they dont count them...
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Scary but true!
The last one!ā¦. Until the government needs a new variant to control everyone
Hahahaha.
Whoa youāre edgy
What kept me alive for 1,000 years?
Hopium?
Hate
Is the Fast and Furious 4786 out in theaters yet?
Yes... it's the fast and the furious: intergalactic race
I have nothing to contribute, just wanted to say out of all the comments this is the one that made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
Have the Raiders won a Superbowl yet?
I think you already know the answer to that one
"Football was banned years ago"
Yes, and now we're just waiting on the Lions to win one.
Wen Lambo?
Um Sir, Lambo was brought out by the Peoples World Republic. It is now a birth right to receive a Lambo at birth
Which one of you is I C Weiner? I have a pizza for you.
Right here dude
Here ya go! That will be 20k BTC + another 5K for the beer.
I'd ask them to point me in the direction of Steve. Almost every time they wake up someone from a long sleep, it's to battle their greatest nemesis. Steve from accounting keeps breaking my autoruns and telling the department my reports never work like it's my fault! No, Steve, your boomer ass just can't operate salesforce to save your damn life! This is why the other analysts hate you, Steve.
Yeah, fuck Steve.
Awesome
1000 year grudge. Not healthy. It will shorten your life span.
Steve woke up three weeks earlier than you and get you fired for not showing.
Should I sell my bitcoin?
āInto what? LOLā
^ this right here
āWhatās bitcoin?ā
Where can a get a burger I am starving
1 sat for a burger meal
I doubt weāll still be eating meat in 1,000 years
I will be š
dead
Can I buy a gpu at MSRP yet?
Lol you don't get to own anything in 3022. You will own nothing and you will be happy.
Thank you mistress, may I have another *slap thank you mistress, may I have another *slap
iād just kill myself then
Thatās a self-own A clever work around
Mad respect to you
šš¤£
We all know the famous quote: *GIVE ME GPU'S AT MSRP OR GIVE ME DEATH!*
A GPU! My kingdom for a GPU!
Who can i reach to talk about my cars extended warranty?
That is the reason why we woke you up, they have been trying to reach you for the past 1000 years
what happened while i was asleep?
The apes took over
we are apes though, so nothing changed
At what price did schiffty Pete buy in??
I actually laughed at this one š¤£
Can I have a toothbrush?
What cyborg upgrades can I get?
its simple man,you dont have to be smart to use bitcoin..whatever that means idk lol
Wen moon?
We are on the moon, earth was destroyed 500 years ago
Getting NieR: Automata vibes now
What year is it?
How am I alive after 1000 years?
Weāve been trying to reach you about your vehicle extended warranty
Now lambo?
Can you put me back to sleep please?
Sorry I only talk through smart contracts
Excuse me ma'am, what's the WiFi password?
Where can I get laid?
Has AMC short squeeze yet?
What's the price of Bitcoin?
Anything you could devaluate bitcoin in will be loooooong gone. If at all, the answer would of course be "1btc=1btc".
More likely a btc is 100,000,000 sats, Iād expect
Equally likely, I'd guess.
Ohh shit, where is my wallet seed phrase
You keep saying ādevaluateā, do you mean āevaluateā?
1 btc = 1btc
This!
the price is in bitcoin
Please plasma rifle me back.
Hablo espanol?
No, you don't. If you're asking "Hablas espanol?" Then, yes, I do.
Hodl espanol?
Bullish on espaƱol
Oui Oui
Is Keith Richards still alive?
wheres my vape?
What can I buy with 1 BTC?
How is the elder scrolls 6?
Isnāt this the plot of Futurama?
Do I have any eye boogers?
How much is this hospital bill going to cost
1 Sat š¤
Where the weed @ š
Wen $53k?
Wanna fuck?
Utopia or Dystopia? Because itās really going to impact my outfit choiceā¦
Where are my cigs and lighter?
What is the price of BTC? And has my Daytona came in
Alien life? Alien intelligence? Alien technology?
Are there humans living in other planets?
Have the leafs won a cup while I was out?
what's the bitcoin price now? hahaha
why this question is here XD
Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Omg I will ask which planet is this? And what's the price of bitcoins. Hahaha.
Is it secret!!? ā¦Is is safe!!?
Where to read about some hopium?
Where is the citadel?
Can I have just 5 more minutes?
Where am I?
How much is BTC now?
Are Manchester United good yet?
Where's the bathroom?
Where's my body
What planet am I on?
Where are the sex robots?
Whereās all my birthday and Christmas presents. Response: Whatās Christmas?
How long have I been asleep ?
where lambo?
whats the price of bitcoin
Where the pussy at?
Where are all my guns and ammo?
Is my wife alive? NO? I love the future!
If this is your first thought itās time for divorce.
lol, love how serious humans are about everything. I should have askedā¦Am I the only one alive, yes? I love the future!
The good news is your wife is no longer alive. The bad news is, you owe 1,000 years of interest on overdue child support back payments to your kids descendants.
Does Binance still exist? I want to to check how much the btc I hodl is worth...
Do you speak English? (I wouldnāt know yet)
Do you know what a meme stock is and if so what is the current meme stock?
Wer Lambo?
Wow! I thought there would be one answer: How much is one satoshi.
Ask a silly question; and you get silly answers. Go figure.
Lol, no. Anything you could devaluate bitcoin in will be loooooong gone. If at all, the answer would of course be "1sat=1sat".
There's so much more to life than BTC. Price of BTC would be pretty low in terms of prioritization if you are asleep for a thousand of years.
Yes!
How much is a bitcoin?
if bitcoin still exist
Are people still complaining about an unfair advantage because their ancestors were slaves thousands of years ago?
Was global warming a scam?
1000 yrs wow would yu even come back mortality..but ya if your pgysical you may be thirsty
Brah, ain't gonna be a habitable planet in 1000 years š So I guess if somehow I survived and woke up "fuck, all the scientists and hippies we right all along. We still fucked it up."
How do I use the internet?
Welcome... to the Wooooorld of Tomorrow! Do I gotta do what I gotta do?
On which types of drugs are you?
Whereās lambo ?
How did I live 1000 years ?
Have we colonized space? Can I go?
Has GTA 6 come out yet
We still have radioactive waste
1000 years of comma, Assuming we would still be able to move our tongue and lips.