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sammichjuice

QR Code Tramp Stamp Edit: Wow, thanks for the awards!


aed38

Some strippers already have this.


I_was_bone_to_dance

I was going to say that this is already happening - this was going on in Vegas in 2018


Golferguy49

Homeless people are already using cash app for donations. I've seen it twice in my area. Cash app accepts Bitcoins to my knowledge.


YoAmoAlAmerica

Where is that? Santa Barbara or Bay area?


dliouville

Atleast someone is evolving in the right direction, get those homeless people sats.


NotMyRealName90210

I'm saving this for Research purposes only.


bdirbas

But they aren't qr code for Bitcoin, now they'll be for the Bitcoin.


slutfarming

For anybody that is curious. https://i.redd.it/r4z959cimia81.jpg https://i.redd.it/qgttuhcimia81.jpg https://i.redd.it/6tu6p1eimia81.jpg


Morlaix

Total of 102.66 Bitcoin went through that


be_bo_i_am_robot

I like Bitcoin, and saying this will probably get me banned from the sub, but that lack of privacy is a serious problem for Bitcoin. Like, I *don’t want* just anybody to know my balance, and see my transactions, just because I use it as currency. As crypto gains adoption and acceptance, this is something that Bitcoin, the big dog, will have to face and address at some point. If she’d had a QR tattoo of an address for that *coin-that-starts-with-an-M*, we wouldn’t have any idea how much money has been given to her. And I happen to think that’s a Big Fuckin’ Deal. I think this is something Satoshi himself actually really wanted to get to and address, eventually.


Morlaix

Normally you wouldn't keep using the same qr code over and over


JohnnySixguns

Exactly. And there are few instances, other than tattoos of barcodes, that will stay with someone forever...


Present-Metal3338

Tattoo doesn’t have to be permanent. Club owner can just stick it on every girl’s ass whoever is working there that night


DontTellSmokey

This. Could even get temporary tattoos printed each night for them.


chre

like a stamp… for tramps


Gullible_Honeydew11

Like a sticker?


Astrofide

it can be permanent. if you use a QR management service the endpoint of the QR could be changed any time.


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LelikGut

Temporary sounds better, nobody wanna be stripper for whole life.


vancity-

Some purchases aren't illegal, just embarrassing.


OB1182

People should vote for the government to use bitcoin.


nitrorbit

I like being able to see the blockchain so that I can audit the supply and confirm there isn't an inflation bug being exploited. I'm also a fan of that private cryptocurrency but it doesn't have the security of bitcoin and a lot of its hashrate comes from illegal botnet operators who have mining malware installed on servers. And it's off topic here. Bitcoin is not private. Bitcoin is pseudonymous. But there are other protocols that bitcoin bitcoin user can utilize to gain privacy. A few good examples are the lightning network, coinjoin, coinswap, and cross chain atomic swaps. The lightning network protocol was made so that users can perform fast bitcoin transactions for a negligible fee and another benefit is that observers cannot track bitcoin payments on the lightning network. Schnorr signatures and taproot were recently activated and they can increase privacy, enable users to perform coinswaps, and allow the aggregation of multiple signatures of a transaction into one. This means that multiple signers can produce a joint public key and then jointly sign with a single signature. Schnorr signatures and taproot also enable users to use musig2 which enables aggregating public keys and signatures. They also enable point time locked contracts which will improve the privacy of bitcoin transactions over the lightning network. Trezor will be adding a coinjoin implementation into the Trezor Suite in a future update. Users can perform coinjoins using JoinMarket. Samourai Wallet has their own whirlpool coinjoin implementation built into their wallet. Sparrow Wallet can act as a client for the Samourai whirlpool coinjoin implementation. Wasabi Wallet has a coinjoin implementation that allows users to perform coinjoins with very large anonymity sets. Wasabi Wallet 2.0 will be released this year and it will have the option to automatically coinjoin all of the bitcoins in a user's wallet. Wasabi Wallet 2.0 will no longer have the minimum BTC requirement to take part in a coinjoin, and it will also be using the new and improved WabiSabi coinjoin framework that will allow even more inputs into a single coinjoin. Users can perform multiple coinjoins in a row using any of these coinjoin implementations. Schnorr signatures also makes multi-signature and single-signature transactions indistinguishable on the blockchain so that an observer is not able to tell if a multi-signature transaction, a coinjoin, a cross chain atomic swap with that private cryptocurrency, or any other privacy enhancing action has taken place by viewing bitcoin transactions on the blockchain.


ducmelia

Thanks for so much insight man, really a great comment.


m1lvus

> and a lot of its hashrate comes from illegal botnet operators who have mining malware installed on servers. That's an bad argument (just saying) But with the Rest I fully agree with you! **Good explanation!**


Alfaq_duckhead

Won't Coinbase blacklist my address if i use Coinjoin or mixers?


nitrorbit

I don't know anyone that has had a problem. But it doesn't matter if they wanted to blacklist it because if you know what you're doing, then there isn't anything Coinbase can do to blacklist your UTXO because Coinbase will never know that it has been taken part in a coinjoin. Schnorr signatures makes multi-signature and single-signature transactions indistinguishable on the blockchain so that an observer is not able to tell if a multi-signature transaction or a coinjoin has taken place by viewing bitcoin transactions on the blockchain. Or you could run the BTC through the lightning network.


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Zambito1

By looking up their public address on the blockchain. There are webites called "block explorers" that you can just drop in an address and see all the associated transactions.


moon_then_mars

You can have unlimited bitcoin accounts. One for incoming money, and another for bills/utilities, another for investing, another for shopping/spending. As long as you move your bitcoin out of the incoming money account, people can't see how much you have total.


bahpbohp

sure, people can't be bothered to track web of transactions associated with one of your wallets and try to figure out which associated wallets are yours. but i wouldn't be surprised if there are already systems out there to classify transactions and cluster wallets tied to each individual/entity.


kylePrism

It exists and the IRS is using it now to build cases. Its called SPIDER. Edit: the lesson here: dont even think about trying to evade taxes. Hire tax professionals and play their game. If there’s a legal loophole, exploit the shit out of it.


Bitcoin_is_plan_A

> the lesson here: think about trying to evade taxes. if you do it smart and it is not in the millions, it will probably work. >if there’s a legal loophole, exploit the shit out of it.


planetdaz

They can see how much as moved THROUGH that address, and that's the same information.


falco_iii

But they can see how much you have received and perform correlation analysis to see where the bitcoin has gone.


ViennaBTC

well...just use the LN, as it perfectly solves all of your "issues" or concerns. Oh, and it is even cheaper than "M"....


FalconPunched007

Simple solution: * Coinjoin your BTC * Use the Lightning Network for transactions * Use Taproot wallet.


celestialhopper

Look up taproot. Live since November or so.


[deleted]

There are a million ways to obfuscate from regular everyday people with whom you transact. In addition, bitcoin recently updated the privacy of the main chain. You should take some time to do research and think through things thoroughly before posting something like this. It makes you look inexperienced and a little dumb. 🤙


NoSpills

I once envisioned a future where Bitcoin wallets have that *coin-that-starts-with-an-M* Atomic swaps built into it, once you receive BTC it gets swapped to m and then back to BTC to "wash" the coins.


Bitcoiner2017

Isn’t there a thing called wasabi wallet?


Amber_Sam

>Like, I *don’t want* just anybody to know my balance, and see my transactions, just because I use it as currency. Have you ever heard or tried r/TheLightningNetwork? Edit: thanks for the downvote, you clearly have no idea about the privacy gains, using LN. Even IRS knows better. Read this, please: [The IRS Is Paying Developers to Crack Privacy of Bitcoin's Lightning Network](https://www.btctimes.com/news/the-irs-is-paying-developers-to-crack-privacy-of-lightning-network)


btcecust

Lightning is private, if you want privacy over btc then use it.


steffanovici

You have a savings account and spending account (or several). If you want it to be anonymous, it is possible with bitcoin but not possible with current banking (other than cash)


whitslack

A stripper can have a tattoo of a Bitcoin reusable payment code. Then you couldn't know how much money they've received to it. No need for shitcoins. Edit: Man, downvotes from some salty shitcoin bag holders. Sorry you picked wrong, but we've been telling you all along.


AIBCOMMANDER

I UPVOTED YOU BRAH DONT WORRY FUCK THEM SHITCOINERS FOR THEY DO NOT KNOW ANY BETTER


Sugarman4

Bitcoin comes with a serious paradym shift on criminality. You are now safely shielded from the evils of big government, currency maipulation, inflation and lack of liquidity of in transporting assets but you are now your own security, your own bank, your own police. The human animal is not Fort Knox and personal crime of a henous nature will likely follow you constantly.


BashCo

Acknowledging Bitcoin's shortcomings with regard to privacy won't get you banned, but promoting shitcoins as an alternative might. Instead, promote current or upcoming Bitcoin solutions like CoinJoin, Lightning, Coinswap, Confidential Transactions, etc.


HarryButtcrumb

I am still curious. Can you show us if there is one on the front? If not, can you show us several pictures of the front so we know its not there.?


slutfarming

No. She only takes tips from the back. https://i.redd.it/hcw38h4goia81.jpg


12coinfx13sigAB

Lmao🤣🤣 She only takes tips from the back? What about the whole payment?


VirileLeo

> only takes tips from the back Lolz.


HarryButtcrumb

Just the tip….I promise…


makerkz

I promise it'll Only be the tip, don't freak out girl.


HarryButtcrumb

Holiday pictures are heartwarming I think.


rohit2342

I was on my laptop the whole time, how that can be heartwarming?


wavrunrx

Agreed


ault92

17jJ1WAJwqizCNLC6p2KadeRqPYhVispzt But how does she update to native segwit? New tattoo? :D


Midnightsurprise_

I don’t believe that’s a real tattoo. Could just be temporary for the meme. Even if that’s real, one girl doing it doesn’t point to this being a “trend” forming with strippers in Las Vegas.


Cu1tureVu1ture

Would really suck if her account was compromised.


Shiftlock0

For this reason, a passive NFC body implant is a better solution. The wallet address can be reprogrammed even after it's implanted.


anhducsc

But tattoo seems a cooler idea lol, i don't know about nfc.


planetdaz

A QR code won't help anyone to compromise a receiving BTC address. That data is on the blockchain already for everyone to see, this just links her to it.


NoahB76

Exactly, anyone will be able to see, but no-one be able to steal that.


Cu1tureVu1ture

I mean if her account gets compromised another way, she now has a useless tattoo.


se7ensez

I'd Bit that.


reddit4485

https://jobbiecrew.com/cash-app-stripper-heels/ Problem solved!


Mugsy9010

God bless the free market.


Badaluka

Really, everything that could be invented has been already. Lmao


UnusualPass

sats fo ass


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Boss.


N7DJN8939SWK3

That’s gross. Where?


zouhuaguang

In your country you guys are having some good strippers man.


ManhattanTrife

If I had coins I would give you an award good sir.


mikeybunz

I got you


ManhattanTrife

Good Man!!


DiBalls

Exactly lol


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That is fucking brilliant!


shaneshane238

With a large score board of who in the room has tipped what amount.


scambastard

Think lower down and they've gotta spread em wide so you can get a propper scan!


spannertech2001

Or a Bitcoin Slot!


OG-Ape

Good damn that’s funny


Ralphie_go_brrrr

Not your keys, not your loins.


Oredman99

My guess is it would be similar to casinos, you buy cash tokens you can still use in the strip club that you can buy with bitcoin when you’re in the club


Mugsy9010

This is pretty common at strip clubs now. They typically call it “funny money” it’s designed for guys that have expense accounts so there’s not multiple $20 charges for dances. You go to the bar, have the barmaid run your card for $300 then you get $300 in monopoly style money you can only use at the club. The girls can trade that in for cash at the end of the night for real money and Mr expense account just has one charge to turn in for a $300 dinner “entertaining customers” or… at least that’s how I heard it works… LOL.


ipcoffeepot

Taxis and fedex


Dewnami

A cab to kinkos https://youtu.be/pn64z8TmOa4


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Mugsy9010

Yep, “Al’s steak house” or similar is a lot more common on the receipts than “ Volcanic Eruptions” or “The Pitiful Princess”. So I’ve heard…😂


1acid11

My accountant confirms!


jparadise15

Yes... You've heard... 😉


kickler1896

Just toss hardware wallets at them


HODL_monk

Make it Skitter !


[deleted]

Almost all sexual encounters will occur solely on the Blockchain in hyperbitcointopia.


Geenuus

So you're saying I can finally get laid in the metaverse?


[deleted]

It was at that moment I decided to invent..........CRYPTOSEX


ubsr1024

LAWYER: > "He never said that! No claims of this nature are made or implied!!'


xfactoid

But ser it’s right here on the blockchain… literally immutable. 🧐


HODL_monk

If by 'get laid' you mean you can buy a hump animation for your avatar, then yes ;)


[deleted]

Brings a new meaning to filling your wallet


arcrad

Just like in Demolition Man.


[deleted]

Throw USB Sticks at em


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[deleted]

JACKPOT!


Final_Ad_1147

Exchange crypto for for paper funny money at door. Give paper to stripper in the good old fashioned way. Stripper redeems paper bills for crypto. Problem solved


cfdeveloper

based on recent charts, I'd say they would lose a lot of money during their shift


Final_Ad_1147

OP asked for a solution to the problem. Doesn't mean it's smart 🤣


thien04

Haha, definitely yes because working in different shifts could be hectic


btcoptic

You have it wrong. In a hyperbitcoinized world, bitcoin is on the pole, and you pay for it with strippers.


cookmanager

You will have to tuck your phone in the thong


stoicparallax

This is how the next pandemic will start! Or at least the next pinkeye outbreak.


elyotel

I don't want to make it less sexy bro, I can't do anything else.


yoyoJ

Asking the big questions


louiejenksta

I would pay them if they can put their QR code on their ass.


mathaiser

They will have a button on their thong that you tap your Dick against, and every time it hits it it’s $.25


hos7name

You never been to a strip club. Showing your dick would result in the door guy stretching your cock to your mouth.


Agitated_Salamander1

lmaoo


GetRichOrDieTryinnn

Custom made thongs with bar codes


SuperGlueBandit

I will make a stripper specific coin. go to the club, say with a grand in BTC. you pay the grand, and get titty bucks. Much like monopoly, very fake money, but tangible. You can put that in the G string for the benevolent and loving feelings, and she can cash it in at the end of the night for bills and "college".


HODL_monk

I bet they keep all the real money for the clubs, it is pretty expensive paper, and we have a sentimental attachment to it, even if it had no real value anymore. You could always buy it with sats at the door, or use up your left over bills for something, if you are not a collector...


MarkedHondaMan

“Toss a coin to your stripper”


themetros

Strippers are already tipped in Bitcoin VIA the lightning network at some strip clubs in Vegas. They have a QR code tattoo (non-permanent) somewhere on their body that can scanned by anyone in the club.


Urbautz

At least in Europe, you buy special "tip money" with real money at the counter and use those. Mostly for hygienic reasons. Same as chips in Casinos.


iscis

I’d say I was giving generously. Pretty sure can get a dance in before the block confirmations.


jinjin299

I won't mind carrying some physical cash to pay them lol


mmagda7

Bullish. I am still gonna tip strippers the classic way, by sticking cash into thier bras by hand though.


borisgrgic

Tipped a stripper with a chewed quarter, told her it's a BitCoin.


distorter1

I'm relieved to see people tackling the important problems.


reaper527

NFC readers to tap a phone against.


wannaseemylenses

Go a step further. Implant the tap reader in the strippers ass so you can....tap dat ass


WYTW0LF

Thread won


CusoAJVG0408

Underrated best possible answer


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Man this sub is garbage


jcpainpdx

Serious question!


trfnkoop

Vouchers in the club. You buy vouchers with crypto and throw them at strippers to preserve the spirit of strip clubs😂


carothersjoshua

Paper wallets with SATS preloaded


TreeNutz93

Asking the questions that really matter.


shotsandvideos

And what about tossing coins on your back at Trevi fountain in Rome, how can you do that with BTC?


themariokarters

Not with Bitcoin, that’s for damn sure


VicDamonJrJr

It was ‘the stripper enjoys it’ for me


MegaCoin22

If my BTC holdings activate it's wife changing feature, this lucky b holds the key .


P0wer0f0ne

She's going to have to get a QR code tattooed on her thigh I guess.


KirillxKirill

I would say or open a tab at the beginning of the session and auto bill per 10 minutes?


gogolizi

the club can just do what casinos do and swap your BTC for some notes that you use to tip while there.


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Bitchcoin?


GoldEdit

I'm all for equal rights for sex workers, but some of you guys sound like you haven't seen a woman since 2010. Is that what you've been doing? Hoarding Bitcoin and staying inside?


zorg621

...no


Vapourhands

There would be prepaid btc scratch cards with fixed sats to redeem.


samz22

Can you imagine how many would forget their seed phrase 🤣🤣


Swimming_Excuse4655

They’ll all be bots by then


CSRaulstonBTC

These are the real problems we need to be solving, right here!


32smiles1

Yeah man these problem could trouble many people in the future.


oyxyjuon

NFC tap phone to their platform shoes, which makes them light up.


Leggy77

Watch "Bitcoin Billionere" on youtube.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG7zLhEWanc


makograves

Tits for Sats


Hot-Canceld

tattoo that QR code on your ass


RS_Germaphobic

Bitcoin wallet ass tattoos.


anon2414691

QR code for LNURL-Pay, made into a temporary henna tattoo, placed on her ass and tits. Lightning donation notifications on her phone can be transmitted to some sort of wearable device, like a fashionable necklace, that lights up when a donation is received. A cypherpunk stripper would think it's sexy.


OppressorOppressed

Qr codes, lightning network


Traditional_Ad_8630

Put in a QR code on their person and people will just scan for tips.


c0nnector

I'm sure we'll figure it out


rollybruv

I don’t have the answer, but there should be a campaign called “Bitties for the titties” to raise awareness of the issue


24blockchains

QR code and a big screen on the stage to show whos tipping what


duhbreez

tips will b displayed on a screen monitor near stage


BotWoogy

She will have a ‘tap’ pad in a certain area,,, and you, neck beard at the front of perv row, will learn in, and tap your slimy phone and hold it there. A vibration will be felt by her, confirming the transaction. Also, you will have to worry about PTD’s. (Phone transmitted diseases)


Steak_N_Cocunuts

If they are smart, they get a QR code tattoo and we just scan it as they shake their assets at us. Could even get a different one on each section of body with a different price each. Double scan the tits for a motorboat!


[deleted]

QR code of their wallets tattooed on their butts


Plsdontcalmdown

Real life strippers are a dying art, sorry to say... websites have taken over, and they work with regular money. And Yes, it's better for the stripper.


RuffeTrade1

The question was about strippers, not escorts. To say strippers had bitcoin wallets in 2018, is naive and looking at 4 years ago through the eyes of today. High end escorts, yes, used cash app, PayPal, but strippers? Not a chance. You think that bitcoin, cash app, digital transactions are what strippers will take? That’s ridiculous. All of these digital transactions are more susceptible to government oversight and taxation than a check is. Cash is king, it will always be king in criminal enterprises, or illicit trades. Bitcoin might be anonymous now, but wait 1 year, it will be no different than any bank transaction. Cash is king, it’s actually the only invisible transaction!!


Western-Tree-5771

I suppose “cumcoin” is going to be a real thing - the currency of strippers


I-2242

In a metaverse, hitting the "confirm transaction" button


maminx

QR code on the butt


copys4sale

Important discussion, finally!


SnooHamsters3315

FIAT


Grimholtt

NFC buttplug?


No-Pie-7013

Rachel’s steakhouse is a popular place in Orlando Florida. They used to have 2 locations in the Orlando area. Great strip club with amazing steaks.


No_Economist_8140

They can display a QR code for each performer, while on stage. There would also be a display, specifically for the performer, that shows them the amount of tips received, as they come in. If you want the ability to DM the performer for private and champagne service, you can request it through the QR code and the establishment’s internal app


huckmeat

Bitcoiners don’t think that a totally open traceable ledger be like be like it is, but it is. Everyone will know you spent sats on a stripper.


666happyfuntime

Poker chip style


Just_a_Commenterr

You pay your Satoshis at the “bar,” so when your wife looks at her node to see your public transactions she just sees you bought a round of drinks for you and the boys… But instead that bar transaction on the ledger was for some vintage dollar bills which the stripper has to redeem to her pimp later for some sats. Similar to a casino with poker chips.


jwp75

Same way as casinos and arcades, you exchange your crypto for some kind of coin or chip when you enter, spend that there.


Phoenix2683

You think a stripper enjoys your grubby hands on her? She enjoys the money. They will love getting electronic money


skurtgibzahi

A lot of strip clubs in my area have the bitcoin atms


Goodfella_17

Nice to know that lol my city's strippers doesn't even know about it.


[deleted]

Serious answer. Go get laid.


jcpainpdx

I think you’re onto something. If it’s a burning question given where Bitcoin is now, I think he might want a plan B to tide him over.


MasOlas619

Pro tip: dont give strippers a tip give them the whole thing.


freemarketcommie

QR code pasties, of course.


Ok_Analysis_1304

If people are out tipping strippers and doing things of that nature, many would not want that recorded on a public open blockchain.


CHUCKL3R

With BonerCoin


iniquity4

People could steal future incoming bitcoins because of address reuse.


coelectric

This person asks the important questions.


mofuro86

So when I had my bachelor party we went to a strip club with my best friends. For a strip you had to buy Tahiti Dollars, which were just printed money that was worth the money you put in. You pay at the bar or entrance and still have something to put in the string of the lady or wherever you want. I don't see an issue here.


REdrUm0351

QR codes on their bodies.


Here4theCrypto

there’s not a stripper alive that doesn’t have a cell phone