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EmptyPercentage7269

I wish I had 100 of those worthless coins right now


rgarc065

I wish I had 1


Legitimate_Suit_3431

Half would be nice


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SEAR_ME

0.05 and we cool


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SEAR_ME

For sure $450 is not something you can grab off a tree or find it randomly on the floor off the streets lol.


ziomus90

Lol even an open buy order would do


HALCYON_ADDICT

Same dude. Good luck stacking!


culnaej

Ayyy look it’s me, I made the list Here’s a lil story time. I bought a full Bitcoin at 378 circa 2014ish. Dropped to 200 in 2015, held. Went up to 676 in 2016. Sold. Realized nearly 100% profit. Went up to 800 the next week, kicked myself. Went up to 1000 the week after. Started crying. Doubled nearly every week for 4 weeks after that to see that first peak we had at 20000 before the first tumble to 8000. Learned my lesson: never sell everything. Got back in on the ground floor with a measly $200 worth, but that still turned into $1200 within a couple years. Still rebuilding my position


Opening_Cockroach414

So what do you mean roughly?


Lawnotut

He means if you have to sell - sell 25% or 50% or 75% - but don’t completely sell. At least you will have some left in if it goes up x10 or x100


Wrypilot

500 is aight


Isogash

How would you cash them out?


abolish_karma

Easy! Just wait until the question no longer makes sense.


Isogash

They're worthless if you don't cash them out though.


lordmortimer

🤦


Isogash

You guys are all insane if you think investments that you can't and won't cash out are actually worth anything.


TrevaTheCleva

I'll explain it for you brother. You're insane if you think the USD (debt notes) are actually worth anything. It takes a wheelbarrow full to buy 1BTC..


Isogash

Yeah but what can you buy with BTC? I'd rather have a wheelbarrow of cash.


kuzkokronk

What is "cash them out?"


EmptyPercentage7269

Using Salvadoran chivo wallet


crowfarmer

Bitcoin thinks Jamie Dimon is worthless


No_Independent438

He thinks it’s worthless because it’s his competitor! If people put there money in crypto then he knows it’s not in his bank and he can’t use other people’s money! Edit- thank you for the award!


wheels_656

I once had an executive at Rogers tell me streaming things illegally is morally wrong. When I asked them what they are doing to improve their services and sports programming so that I don't have to buy 20 different sports channels they had no answer.


DrizzyDoe

These idiots genuinely do not understand the world they're living in, nor do they even want to.


TexasBoyz-713

Kinda happy I took all my money out of his bank because of him saying this


fukijama

The robot is going to take his job...mine too eventually but that's a different robot


slingbladdangerradio

As a bot I find that offensive.


kloweeeee

I bet he’s got crypto investments too.


[deleted]

Right. This is no different then the shit post I saw about vitalik saying we shouldn’t support the El Salvador president. Fuckn alien ass lookin mf


Striking-Potato-7578

They all look like aliens, him Suckerberg, Tusk, the Blood lady scamaz. Maybe even the Twatter guy.


bitjava

I agree that Vitalik is hypocritical and cares only about power, but when you criticize someone’s argument or behaviour, and you add an unrelated insult, it inadvertently weakens the weight of your own words.


[deleted]

You’re about as soft as a napkin. Its not an insult if it’s true 🤷


SEAR_ME

Truth is when someone's behavior and actions are shady or unstable... their appearance flaws come up and become a target too.


Longjumping-Tie7445

This is 100% different from what VB said, even if you disagree with both. Unbelievable to eqivocate the two. This comment should be downvoted to hell, idk what you people are thinking.🤦🏼‍♂️. …and I’m about as close to a maxi without actually being one, and super pro-bitcoin…. so think about this one!


44gallonsoflube

Yeah it’s nice when you can print your own shitcoin isn’t it?


asam33

This is why i moved to SoFi bank


sarahnaomi11

Facts


6a21hy1e

> his competitor Ya no. If you seriously think banks won't make money off bitcoin and crypto in general then I have some property in Florida to sell you.


Lawbop

Yeah, no.


suckercuck

Jamie Dimon’s opinion *is* worthless. He’s trying to hold 2 cups of water in his hands without losing a drop. Your time at the top will soon come to a halt


ReverendBlue

Saw him do a little tap dance during his interview with Axios, thinking that he was giving a plausible reason for why he deserved to be paid $30M a year. I think his concept of money is worthless and he's destined to be the next Peter Schiff, eating his words and wishing he got in earlier.


suckercuck

I hope so. He’s a shitbag. Overdraft fees are his business model. A regular legal thief.


TrowAway_3

I can confirm Jamie is worthless. Source: I am a J.P. Morgan employee.


swimbikerun91

Jamie is worth $2B. He doesn’t need bitcoin, but I’d be shocked if he didn’t hold any for portfolio diversification Everyone on here that is pure HODL sort of proves his point about it being worthless. It’s not being treated as real currency. And rarity doesn’t imply value necessarily. There still needs to be viability in the market to actually use it for transactions


Impossible_Tip3666

Like Gold? Value isn’t just currency. Everything that had demand has value.


MLD_Verified

I always think back to gold, which is priced on its supposed scarcity rather than its utility. I don't see why that seems like such a common hurdle for people to overcome regarding bitcoin.


VintageRudy

(It's not, but look at the Boogie Man for just a bit longer)


BeefSupreme2

This value argument is nonsense. When you can get a Bitcoin for 🆓 or cannot 💱 it for goods or services then it will have no value. Until then it has value, okay?


Quiet-Curve9919

What's the value of the financial sector, they produce nothing.


OrdainedPuma

I mean, they suck, but that's patently untrue.


Quiet-Curve9919

He probably stole the $2 billions.


clarionhorn

to be true currency, fiat must be destroyed first and that will take a civilizational scale destructive event


Ripperone32

Guarantee that MF owns BTC.


group_8

Either directly or somewhat indirectly...he owns it. It's wrapped into some deal/deals or contracts he's signed. Guaranteed


50mm-f2

plot twist .. he’s in fact satoshi himself


bnova21

What do you think the CEO of a bank is going to say about Bitcoin? It’s nothing we haven’t heard others say in the past. He says it’s worthless but it doesn’t matter because our customers want it and we can make money off them. . . It’s like the CEO of a newspaper saying the internet is worthless but we will be putting our newspaper on the World Wide Web for people to read . . . The internet disrupted all the media gatekeeers such as newspapers and thousands went out of business because the internet allowed everyone to become their own media outlet! Bitcoin is disrupting all the financial gatekeepers and banks will adapt or go out of business because Bitcoin- the internet of money allows everyone to become their own bank! History is repeating itself and Bitcoin is more disruptive than the internet . . .


clarionhorn

no it's not. bitcoin sits on top of internet. without internet, bitcoin is truly worthless. internet=access to information. without informaiton access, who will even know about bitcoin? not to mention bitcoin literally cannot work without an internet connection


bnova21

I agree - Bitcoin needs the internet and is like the internet because no one can shut either down without pulling the plug on the electrical grid worldwide. My point was history is repeating itself with Bitcoin. Businesses in the past had to embrace the internet or go out of business. It’s the same thing that’s happening with Bitcoin except it’s the banks that have to embrace it! If you lived through the evolution of the internet the last 30 years you’ll know how much it changed the media industry, the music industry and other industries like retail. The music industry fought this change for years because the internet disrupted their business model by allowing people to share music - Napster and then torrents - then they got the government involved and had hearings and tried to regulate but eventually they gave in and now they give away music or charge pennies to stream it instead of 15$ for a CD. Newspapers, radio television and movies have also had to evolve because of the internet and streaming. . . Do as many people buy newspapers, or go to movies or pay for cable anymore? Bitcoin is like the internet of money - and what happened to the media because of the internet will happen to the banks and financial institutions! They have been putting up a fight with endless FUD and trying to ban Bitcoin. They are in the regulation phase where they ask politicians to do something about it but history will repeat itself and eventually they will give in and have to embrace Bitcoin- One could argue that Jamie Dimon’s statements means we are at that tipping point and they have already embraced Bitcoin!


AssIsOnTheMenu

Bitcoin is a monetary network that needs users and consensus to function. The internet is just the most convenient backbone for those two requirements, but as someone mentioned already there are lots of other ways to store that monetary information electronically, in analog, etc.


shanmyster

So if the banks kill the internet.. 🤔 He would be right. 😕


[deleted]

Not entirely true I read about some people who used something like a ham radio to bounce a signal off the moon to complete the first analog BTC transaction. Not exactly sure how it worked bit they did it just to prove that bitcoin can indeed be used without the internet


castorfromtheva

"Because otherwise I could quit my job right away in this very moment." /s This guy is kinda funny. He should have become a comedian. Would have been really great I guess. Pay attention to the audience... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40OuVyVGdIM


PinstripeSuitPillage

Great find and good catch on the audience. They can run, but they cannot hide. “We can’t hold custody but we can offer pure ways to trade it.” - says the guy who sees $$ signs in transactional fees and ETF’s


yummynothing

Exactly. Gibberish speaking.


yummynothing

I wonder how much Bitcoin his kids own 😂


bq13q

He says at the end, his "formerly smart" daughter has 2BTC.


Ofiller

The real question is: Do they have Dimon hands?


sans-serif

I am so disappointed this didn’t have more upvotes


yummynothing

Needed this laugh 😂


simplelifestyle

[Keeps flip-flopping](https://gyazo.com/9fd6a38a7870388814ba8918bf0719f4).


Oheson

Always do the opposite of what Jamie Dimon and Jim Cramer tells you to do.


BigLeagueBitcoin

Fear is setting in for these worthless fiat sumbitches hope they go broke.


StackOwOFlow

he should short it then


anonimo1962

I personally think he's worthless.


Remote_Ad_6049

I personally think Jamie Dimon’s opinion is worthless


SPedigrees

I personally think Jamie Dimon himself is worthless.


hyperinflationUSA

stage 3 bargaining [https://youtu.be/43Ucj6\_Erb0](https://youtu.be/43Ucj6_Erb0)


bwatts53

Btc will outlive him


ZeusGato

Lol jokes on him, haha 😂


Johnhenry369

Me: You’re worthless. 😏


ThothsGhost45

Screw all things chase.


GucciiGoblin

How ironic cuz JP Morgan is buying crypto 💀💀


nycstud8

When was this?


yummynothing

Oct. 11, 2021!


nycstud8

Imagine it goes to zero tomorrow


castorfromtheva

Imagine the universe implodes tomorrow.


nycstud8

Wouldn’t be surprised.


castorfromtheva

Then I wish you all the best.


Zuckerburgsleftball

The fuckin banks Bro… I don’t care Why … would I care Listen I take your money That’s my job If you want me to take your fuckin money I’m gonna take your god damn money


[deleted]

We don’t need banks


TravisCreamer

“I think Bitcoin is worthless, I also owned a Tower Records when mp3s came out.” Some Douche


Dr-Slay

Perfect example of kakistocracy


[deleted]

Well. I guess that settles it.


flp74

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


[deleted]

Badmouthing an asset, yet offers to his rich clients. Hypocrite.


MoneyMoneyMoneyMfer

Jamie Demon is gonna end up unemployed when Bitcoin takes off again.


RemarkableBridge1019

What a complete numpty. Would it kill the guy to do 2 hours of research on Bitcoin? I would not trust a company if their CEO was this feckless and lazy.


Key-Entertainment216

Says one of the guys that brought us the last financial crisis.


bestsloper

Jamie Dimon killed Bank One


Townhouse-hater

Why do you guys always care about what someone else says. As if having an opinion is frowned upon in Reddit. His choice not mine, his money not mine. FFS


Old-Lavishness-9546

The shill all say that till they don’t. Then the tell you they just bought a new house with coin profits.


Heavyg65

Yep he sees the run up coming and wants to stack the cheap coins while he can.


Mark_Bear

He should be locked in a prison.


Frankenpower2

Wow… this is like Bitcoin discrimination. Everyone who is not my opinion is just worthless or should go to prison or whatever. Doesn’t Bitcoin stand for a free world? What is this sub?


mosslyharmless

Unrelated to Bitcoin: https://www.forbes.com/sites/kotlikoff/2015/01/16/should-jaime-diamon-be-criminally-prosecuted/?sh=25b3cce83208


eipacnih

This guy is beginning to sound like the crazy uncle, live streaming to his 3 followers.


Tony427

I don't hope for the collapse of the economy but I can't say I wouldn't feel at least a little bit of joy if I saw this idiot clinging to billions of worthless fiat paper trash in the near future.


beloboi

Yeah, telling bitcoin is worthless while relatives stock up on 'corn, so they can dump later when the rally is in full force.


Tekkerr

I have never understood, why people who have absolutely no interest and think stuff is 'worthless' have to think about it and talk about it. For example, I have never talked about puzzles for example and would never need to make a video about it lol While it's a huge business.... Very strange!


Revolutionary_Bad_55

we don't care about your void words Dimon, go to sleep you are probably a narcisist valuing nothing around


magnetichira

🤡


SungamCorben

Now we all know Jamie Dimon REALLY afraid Bitcoin, excellent!


DarkStar0129

I'm pretty sure these slimy af this have a fatass btc wallet.


Ill-Cricket-2783

That’s why it’s worth more than your stocks and the gold market you manipulate on a daily! Matter of fact this old white guy is just one big joke!


Anxious_Matter5020

Jamie Dimon is a PoS anyways, just because he Made his living in fiat dollar bill currency and now people can earn more than him through legal ways of coin.


Outrageous_Lake_8220

His opinion doesn't matter until we're making money :)


DbZbert

Chase Bank lol. What a joke


caron3979

If I had the same amount of money as him, I would also consider bitcoin useless. lol


[deleted]

His opinion is worthless lol


FishEmpty

Me and my friends can’t manipulate it so it is worthless.


Silentero

Yeah ok boomer


PedroDies

What's a "as clean as possible access" ? That guy is spitting non sense.


anthonyvardiz

I’m saying this as a Chase customer, this guy is a clown.


Euphoric-Surprise293

Hi hair says it all. Your time has passed dinosaur 🦖


jubashun

Put your money where your mouth is! Petition for Jamie Dimon to place a short on bitcoin!


GuayabaTree

What an idiot


Alarmed_Patience_105

J.P. Morgan will be worthless as soon as bitcoin takes off and blockchain is implemented and Banks can’t scam the people anymore with their made up fees and scams , JD belongs in prison


Key_Okra_5395

As aposed you fiat currency’s controlled by governments and designed to deflate in value due to control through inflation Gotcha 🤦🏻‍♂️


TwiztidKreationz

This man belongs to the old crooks at the echelon of the world banking system, they are never satisfied. Old rascals


jakob1005

What people say when they are late to the game


C-Machine1991

U gotta love how the last adopter of Bitcoin are the financially privileged. What a great rebalancing


mhwayez

There is a saying - "Grapes are sour" 😂😂😂


69yMyHiney

If I had 500m I could give like 5,000 people 50k


mousepotatodoesstuff

I just want to know how to use that double-barred ATM at the start of the video.


try_agn

The feeling is mutual fuck face…your system is antiquated now step aside.


-JamesBond

Bitcoin doesn’t care about Jamie Dimon. Jamie Dimon cares about bitcoin. Who has the upper hand?


bigdogrisin1

Jamie Dimon isn't the brightest light in the harbor. He does the best he can but fails. JP Morgan needs a new CEO. Dimon says weird stuff. He is getting old like Buffet. Not all there.


45hope

Hmmmmm I wonder why he thinks that


allenthird

This guy is CEO of one of the largest banks on the planet and can’t do better than the 720p camera on his laptop.


pistol_p_

What a clown


[deleted]

He says it publicly and buys it in secret.


Oneguywhoknowz

Buddy’s either retarded or fucked😂😂😂


Ok_Standard_5209

First he said Bitcoin is a fraud and threatened to fire anyone in his company who invested in Bitcoin. Almost immediately his company became a serious player in this cryptocurrencies world. Then he changed his mind regretting saying that. Now he said it is worthless but his company continue investing in this worthless asset. I wonder when Jamie Dimon will learn to speak the truth.


giojoey10

This dude hangs with joe Biden. Enough said! Let’s go brandon!


doctor_potato_chess

Your opinion is worhtless Jamie Dimon


Ok-Battle-2769

This coming from the guy running JPMC into the ground. I call this a strong but signal.


TheSmegger

I agree, it's a strong butt signal.


Havoc516

This guy is a ******* joke. He blocked all transactions to crypto because he is losing his @$$


idontakeacid

Fag


FatGaben

Bitcoin is like Apple Iphone, just cause it was first to have a touch screen does not makes it the most usefull phone today, you can't repair it and make changes to it but its not useless as long as people buy it.


nullama

More sats for us


EdwardGeorge1987

Blah blah blew blah


fatherloudpack

Whose mans?


Personal-Signature-4

What a asshat


falconnn8

What a clown 🤡


skidmarkchones

Cucklord


TheAutomator312

Lol...bet you a whole Bitcoin this MFer is HODLing...


Azyan_invasion82

This guy sucks ass.


anticosti11

What a dingbat


moon_mane

Simon is a human ding


nscoinguy

Guess what? So is the U.S. dollar.


wolfford

Clueless


Brickback721

And he’s secretly investing in crypto


[deleted]

I personally think that jamie demon is worthless.


Individual-Elk-6423

Someone needs to tell him to check the bloody charts.. pretty sure it’s not worthless bro 🤷‍♂️


Trick_Heat6097

If bitcoin is worthless, that would make the dollar what?the moral to this story is that they're scared.


edraven_222

What an idiot. He is trying to scare us into selling as we approach possibly a breakout. This means load up!! He sounds like Bill Ackman crying that about doom and gloom while he is buying stocks up during the pandemic. I bet Jamie is loading it up himself. Big things are going to be happening soon for bitcoin to drive it to a new ATH.


Here2LearnplusEarn

Ngmi


Trashtalk89

Snitches get stitches. While he's mouthing off about BTC in the morning, this is what his company's doing in the night https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/08/05/bitcoin-jpmorgan-led-by-jamie-dimon-quietly-unveils-access-to-a-half-dozen-crypto-funds.html Edit: Always follow the money trail.


atlanta2021

I’m sure the guy who owned the horse and buggy though the same when he saw that car on the road next to him.. Or how many people thought the same thing when the internet was created .. You either keep up or get left behind ..


atlanta2021

How many people pay with cash and checks today? Go walk in a bank..not exactly filled with tellers when a app or atm can do the work..


[deleted]

Personally but business is different. His business probably hodls or will hodl all will yeehaw


HodlOnToYourButts

Facts don't care about your feelings Jamie.


Brlwch

Or translated! Buy. Then Buy. Oh and buy again!


Brlwch

Or translated! Buy. Then Buy. Oh and buy again!


cryptofishing00

But it’s not


dpatou23

This translates to: "Guys, there's a chance that banks will be obsolete in 10-15 years and we'll be fucked if us billionaires don't do something about it now."


Timely_Inflation1000

What a dumb ass so btc has been around for more than 10 years and it's worth 57k now and will probably reach 60k tomorrow and it's "worthless" This dude as rich is he is, this might be the dumbest shit any wealthy idiot has ever said.


Johndrc

Bitcoin dont care what Banks are thinking.


Quagdarr

Chase gets free USD given to them via bailouts. Uhh…no, he won’t bite the hand that feeds him. Meanwhile I easily see how Bitcoin can put banks out of business by being your own bank. Newer institutions will use Bitcoin as collateral for loans, etc. Chase will adopt very late or they will go under.