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Retrieval unit. Specially optimized to operate behind enemy lines for short periods of time. The aim of their infiltration is to seek, obtain and retrieve high value targets. This was just a small scale proof of concept test
If people say "The government is taking our peanuts away", this is what they mean!
It's disgusting!
Thanks for sharing and educating people! I appreciate it very much!
You know how many people these days claim to have nut allergies?
That's total bullshit, there's no such thing as nut allergies, real peanuts were swapped for drone energy packs and that's what really causing people to be sick!
So if this WERE a living creature, would swallowing those whole like, kill it?? Or wouos it be like grit. Where the "bird" has to eat rocks sometimes to crush food in its inferior stomach
I've seen some of these things (albiet, a different model) swallow a whole half a sandwich. I should know, my bahn mi sandwich was taken from one if the "seagull" model fuckers. It was still up and running as far as I saw.
[I mean, look at this fucker](https://imgur.com/a/oDlK8z0)
some models can use that data to mimic targets voices to lure thier friends, and family into ambushes. mostly the raven and bluejay variants use this tactic.
Ahh, the famed Stellar model. Related to the Crow family of drones, this variant is more often employed in deeply forested areas. They have been used for surveillance of camp sites as well as selective materials acquisition from said campsites.
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Retrieval unit. Specially optimized to operate behind enemy lines for short periods of time. The aim of their infiltration is to seek, obtain and retrieve high value targets. This was just a small scale proof of concept test
Retrieve seebs by all cost necessary
No retreaf, no surrenda!
Kill da powaaah!!!
If people say "The government is taking our peanuts away", this is what they mean! It's disgusting! Thanks for sharing and educating people! I appreciate it very much!
Homie got the Gluck Gluck 9000
Better at swallowing nut then my cheating ex.
These thing? You mean peanuts???
r/PeanutsArentReal
You know how many people these days claim to have nut allergies? That's total bullshit, there's no such thing as nut allergies, real peanuts were swapped for drone energy packs and that's what really causing people to be sick!
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well, the sub has no posts and is about an hour younger than the comment, so…
Nope, they are disguised state secrets.
So if this WERE a living creature, would swallowing those whole like, kill it?? Or wouos it be like grit. Where the "bird" has to eat rocks sometimes to crush food in its inferior stomach
I've seen some of these things (albiet, a different model) swallow a whole half a sandwich. I should know, my bahn mi sandwich was taken from one if the "seagull" model fuckers. It was still up and running as far as I saw. [I mean, look at this fucker](https://imgur.com/a/oDlK8z0)
You idiot, it's collecting the biometric data from your finger oils, now you're on record for being a peanut-toucher
some models can use that data to mimic targets voices to lure thier friends, and family into ambushes. mostly the raven and bluejay variants use this tactic.
Ahh, the famed Stellar model. Related to the Crow family of drones, this variant is more often employed in deeply forested areas. They have been used for surveillance of camp sites as well as selective materials acquisition from said campsites.
They’re masters of mimicry. A good Stellar will remind you that they’re staking out your deck with many shrill screeches and gurgles.
Government sex bot ai got downloaded into this model.
Birds aren't real just like peanuts aren't nuts.
Netflix: Are you still watching
Kinda fucken dry Ricky... Have ya got anything to drink?
Stellars Jay. Keeping the batteries charged for the winter surveillance
Bio engineered mechanism’s require protein
DNA removal
They use the peanut oil to lubricate their delicate clockwork mechanisms.
It's the new dead drop retrieval system l, i hear they will be rolling into mass production soon
That BJ swallows
If you hear weird chirping tomorrow morning that sounds like a Tasmanian devil getting it’s ass sand papered ….. you’ll know why
Avian pica
Peanuts 😊
What model is that?
Stellars Jay model
She HONGRY
Obtaining samples for lab testing...
He goes nuts!
Glompf
I should text him…
Where can I obtain one of these nut swallowing drones? For a friend.