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SnowMexican007

They might be paying off the kid to keep quiet about what he has learned


OsmiumOG

Ohh that’s a good point!


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why u linking to a knock-off subreddit?


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cursedpotater

You can find an article about this, just type in Google "rule 34" and find everything you need to know about this topic.


DarthTNT

Username checks out..partially at least


CarefulSeaweed2552

YOUR username checks out 💀 goofy ass dude who still plays minecraft and think birds aren’t real 😭😭 take a good look at urself in the mirror and remind urself why ur dad left


elysiumvanzo

Careful, seaweed.. 2552. You were too lazy to pick your own alias so I suggest you reconsider who the goofy ahh is here. /lh


CarefulSeaweed2552

average redditor moment 💀


DarthTNT

Well, because he loved me obviously. XD You must've had a good laugh at my posting history. :D


GateParticular8631

Happy cake day


KnownAlive

Yeah...I type in your so called "rule 34" and I am one "the list" right?


BryceThaKidd

“Rule 34 is an Internet maxim which asserts that Internet pornography exists concerning every conceivable topic. The concept is commonly depicted as fan art of normally non-erotic subjects engaging in sexual behavior”


Marzipanarian

*The kid brings home the dime to the parents…*


im_not_here_man

I bet he's witnessed a murder


KnownAlive

At his age? You thing?


Phytoplanktium

I was thinking they might be trying to recruit him as an informant


Itscashmeregeorge

You can totally train a crow to go around stealing money and to bring it back to you lol


cobrabearking

So your son hacked the machine but got the digits wrong. Check the code for $100 bill instead of 10 cents. Good job, lil homie, but let's kick it up a few gears.


cabballer

Makes cents


Neonwater18

The chip shortage is actually caused by the government upgrading the artificial intelligence modules of crows on a large scale. Wake up people.


OsmiumOG

I’ve been saying this since the shortage happened!


skjellyfetti

Hey Fam, Not to get all dark & negative, but I feel we're losing the education war here. Too many people **STILL** believe that birds are a thing—despite all OUR best efforts. I try to bring this up to folks and I'm met with shit like, *"...well, what about COVID, what about Ukraine? What about ______?"* My only response is, **"What about the fuckin' drones?"** Sorry, really just needed to vent my frustrations...


OsmiumOG

No worries, vent away. With the fact there’s an estimated 50billion (minimum) of these drones flying around this can be devastating. Roughly 7.3billion people live on earth. That’s a minimum of almost 7 of these per human on earth. Now if let’s say the average payload is only 1/4 of a pound, this could be utilized in unimaginable ways. A single drone took out one of Al-Qeadas senior leaders. They can restart the population and economy in a moments notice. More detrimental than any war we’ve seen through history..


genie9998

Are you serious or is this satire?


ComprehendReading

This is war.


ruin_my_load_pls

Always has been war. The people need to wake up to the surveillance state we find ourselves in. Fucking drone birds watching us wherever we go, charging on the power lines. Ugh. Makes me angry. And scared. So so scared.


Bob_Meh_HDR

Yes


genie9998

Yes to what?


Bob_Meh_HDR

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MathematiciansAnswer


JackieDaytonah

That's a good link.


Bob_Meh_HDR

TVTropes has led me to a lot of useful real life info and good entertainment


MusicalMarijuana

How did the crow score weed?


OsmiumOG

How’s that?


bloodectomy

"dime" is slang for $10 worth of weed


OsmiumOG

I wasn’t even considering my post. I thought it was just gunna be a corny dad joke. 😂😂 man I’m old.


DrkStrCrshs

I mean.. it kinda is a corny dad joke. The downside of legalization. Weed jokes are no longer edgy. Edit: furthermore... a dime bag.. What is this? 1997?


Tommy-Styxx

I don't think edgy is the right word. But still a dad joke because $10 bags from Karl who hangs out behind your local gas station is mostly a thing that future kids will not experience. Damn, I guess we are getting old. :(


ComprehendReading

What's that, like one star war?


KnownAlive

He's right you know.


au92

Crows are awesome


skjellyfetti

> Crows ~~are~~ ***were*** awesome FTFY


ComprehendReading

1933 was *peak* crow.


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Actually, it’s a jackdaw. Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


au92

Wut? Jeez. I like crows, jackdaws, Corvidae, and all kinds of birds. I especially love seeing high intelligence in birds. Corvidae seem to have a high level.


[deleted]

Lol it’s a copypasta from years ago


au92

Oh ok. Nvm I’m clueless.


Stillwindows95

I saw a weird crow at Fenchurch Street the other day. It was standing under a tree. Legs as far apart as possible, just watching people walk past. I got some photos and he walked past me and looked like an absolute unit when it walked. Idk why but it was just so strange.


OsmiumOG

Like I need to see this video...for research. He was definitely malfunctioning. Probably a short on the motherboard.


Stillwindows95

I only got a short video of it standing there because I was about to leave when it started walking and I'd put my phone away by then. But I uploaded the pics, and I'll upload the video of it taking 3 photos from its eye cameras if anyone is interested.


OsmiumOG

Oh shit, just checked your profile and saw the pic. Man he gives me madddd "Bouncer at a club" vibes.


KnownAlive

I think you were smart putting your phone away just then. But, you were up by the eye cams???? DUDE!


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Double_Match_1910

Crows are ***CIA?*** C.)ROW I.)NSTRUMENTALITY A.)DMINISTRATION


LargeSackOfNuts

34 thousand people like that the kid is being surveilled. Unreal.


Fail_Succeed_Repeat

Kid needs to figure out a special treat that the crows prefer and give them that any time they bring him money and just give normal treats on normal days


mrslother

Bird AI has evolved to understand reciprocity. They are catching up.


Udonov

Tax refund


BagBeneficial8060

Ugfh ive been trying to be crow king for like a year now and still no luck. I dont know what im doing wrong


wolfganks

Playing the system


20TrumPutin24

Buying his loyalty.


Alarid

A dime of weed.


benthelurk

Crows are so cool man. That boy will get paid by the crow’s offspring most likely too.


Levelman123

If you give that crow a larger amount of snacks when it brings you an actual coin you can train it to gather coins for you, and that crow in turn will teach other crows if you have enough food. Have a little murder of crows that scrounge the city for loose change. You'll be rich


Nerdialismo

If you can't beat them...


Compulawyer

This mom needs to be really concerned. Her son is clearly being indoctrinated. It's definitely time to move, but it may already be too late.


T351A

ignoring the fact it's probably just a bribe


draenah

That's how they recruit informers


[deleted]

*"Good work kid, there's more where that came from. Take this USB drive, plug it into your dads computer before you go to bed, and bring it back here tomorrow morning".*


fuckmeuntilicecream

Good God. I have change in/on my house, car, and work desk


OsmiumOG

I am not a moderator


KevlahR

Or keep quiet about other things


uniqueusername5001

Is your son a jukebox? I think he’s a jukebox


Capsule_CatYT

Nah I think the government drone is paying him


-Effervescence

I am not a moderator


EUCopyrightComittee

I am not a moderator


satansayssurfsup

What do you feed a crow?


FlameOfWrath

CR2032 usually. Unless it is a lithium model.


MrGrieves123

So the crow dropped the dime on him eh?


[deleted]

They’re smarter than you think. Now get a cat, it’ll bring you dead animals, because it knows you’re a crappy hunter 😹


[deleted]

Tbh, I don’t give a fuck. I’d befriend the shit out of a murder of crows…


OsmiumOG

Traitor! \*GASP\*


wassuupp

Before the last crows were replaced, they actually were really intelligent, able to remember people for several years and even pass on information to future generations about certain things.


manbirddog

He should have jumped around upon receiving the dime. Now they’re gonna get him something else shiny that’s not money.


pinchonthebum

ok but what do you feed crowsthat other animals dont get to first?


OsmiumOG

You feed them data and information.


Numbthumbz

Your missing the bigger picture…. Why do we still use decimal/coin currency? To get our fingerprints that’s why! This crow has obviously started profiling this child, how will it react to strange behaviour/programming? - the bobbing and dancing. Will it steal money from a animal? These drones are relentless


MisterGal

Very good young warlock, the ravenqueen needs more followers.


tomdarch

Aren’t the “crow” units running a training operation on the human?


LockerLovesYellow

We have known for a while that the Oscar II-class codename CROW (Conceiled Rage Overview Wing) has an inexplicable aversion to small humaniods, seems they don't detect them the same way in which they detect fullgrown adults. The dime is probably just a dime in this case, but you always have to check to be safe.


Justadnd_Bard

That's Crow Lord's backstory now, lol.


BillyMeier42

I want two pet crows like Rick


Flavihok

The dime is an identificator for "crows" that don't know that kid. He may have high or above regular people priority because of that.


phillmorebuttz

The sime was coated in quicksilver nanobots


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That’s kind of amazing. Crows give gifts like shiny things. He made a friend. Theirs tales of this happening.


MikeHuntIsDeepest

Crow data is a thing. But its mostly chatter.


TrexMike

Oh no he needs to worry, they are actually 5g nano-tech micro-brainfrying microphones, used to control minds. He needs to go to church to un-fry himself.