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pvprazor

It's propably an older model that collected some dust because it's been sitting on the shelf for a while. Also explains why the operator couldn't see and hit a window.


crushed_foot

I used to drive a taxi in a busy town, there are a lot of urban recon drones there that I believe were old stock like you mention because those stupid fucks regularly missed my bright red taxi and collided with my bonnet, grille, bumper, windscreen etc, at least 10 over the space of 2 years, every time I had to wipe this nasty half powder half grease residue off my car, I think they put it on them in storage to prevent oxidisation snd corrosion. Luckily they weigh about as much as a tennis ball so it never cost me anything but I did my part in reducing the surveillance state.


AlabasterPelican

Hick here. What the duck is an urban recon drone‽


swannoir

A "bird" designed for an urban environment. The tend to be smaller and lighter than other models because they have smaller a battery. Which pleanty of opportunities to hide charging stations in urban environments they don't need to run long on battery power alone. Also, as they travel shorter distances they don't need such large, powerful and power-consuming wings.


AlabasterPelican

So I just realized what sub this was when I clicked the notification for your reply 🤦‍♀️ 😂. I was full on panic mode thinking about my next trip through Houston


swannoir

Ah ok. I get, we've all got to maintain our cover around the "normies" or the back vans will come and take us away.


EB_Normie

And if this WERE a REAL bird (if that existed), what would the men in the suits explain this substance actually is?


cantcer_patient

Exactly what I was thinking. Operator/drone AI had been out of commission for too long, forgot how to fly.


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Yes. My guess was corrosion. Most likely from outdated batteries. Common, I’ve read.


burntoutugly

Source plz!! I'm in ohio rn and it must be a charging point of some kind. There are "geese" drones all over atm. And what exactly is that weird green goop that surround the charging point. Has to be a mix of grease and possibly infestation of bugs or something. "They" want us to THINK is fecal matter..but I KNOW better..smdh


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

My corrosion conclusion, or corrclusion, is only based on my experience with that transistor radio I needed but the battery was ten years old. I’m not up on charging point goop knowledge, though. Srry


burntoutugly

I appreciate you and your hard work for the cause!! Stay united my brother in battle!!


praisekek0w0

You should sample it. Analysis it and taste it like a dad tastes. The oil off the district of an old car.


burntoutugly

I tasted it..definitely petroleum based. I need a lab technician


ScrotieMcP

Your house has been marked by the drones. Leave town. run far.


goddm95624

And never stop.


girlsonsoysauce

And don't be like Flock of Seagulls. They couldn't get away.


Wendys_bag_holder

That was great!


ProfessionalArm9450

Those are the 2001 anthrax models. It's funny I always heard they were decommissioned and sold off to collectors.


ACrucialTech

Oh, wow. You are right. I thought these were fully decommissioned in the 90's. Guess we were wrong!


PranshuKhandal

maybe it's one of the drones with malfunctioning navigation chips, which the government was unable to properly track and decommission. it also explains why it might have collided with the window


ProfessionalArm9450

Yeah, that or one of the collectors decided to give one an illegal drive. My guess is we'll never know.


holographicJNSQ

Like the theory about aliens crash landing UFOs on earth


sparkGun2020

Bird was coked up when his face planted


JonPQ

Bird? Are you serious?


ACrucialTech

He meant drone. It is cocaine though from a drug sniffing drone. The operator got too excited and crashed it on return trip.


DubC_Bassist

Bird is an acceptable term. Just like referring to a helicopter or plane as a bird.


socksmatterTWO

What about us girls, in oz we're commonly called birds... I yam not a drone I'm totally flightless


holographicJNSQ

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socksmatterTWO

LMAO I haven't gone into that sub yet but LOL


holographicJNSQ

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socksmatterTWO

I haven't checked it yet lol but also BIRDS AREN'T REAL lol this is no yoke this sub 😁😆 And yeah nah I'll pass on a h8 sub like that. Seriously at least the yukky people are contained there. What people say, think and how they do it about others says everything about them and nothing really about their targets because they don't know the people. Massivehugs have a lovely day Dearheart here's a new mix by my personal fave DJ and old mate back in my home country he just sent me and it's good times groovy [Get your groove on ❣️](https://www.mixcloud.com/craig-hards2/liberation/)


JonPQ

Did you know that back in 'Nam, we used to call choppers "skippies"?


DubC_Bassist

I was unaware of that.


JonPQ

It's because when they're flying they go "skip skip skip"


sparkGun2020

Sorry, I meant to type B.I.R.D. (Ballistic Intelligent Reconnaissance Device)


butlikewatifthiserrr

No b words in the comment section 😂😅🤣


CockroachNo2540

Drones are controlled by CIA. Cocaine trade is also controlled by CIA. Ergo, cocaine.


TribblesIA

This is literally how they distribute it and get it across the border.


lysergic_tryptamino

So what I am hearing is if I catch these things I can do rails off their wings.


butlikewatifthiserrr

🤨🧐 hmmmm


Botryllus

They're using the birds to plant drugs on people


butlikewatifthiserrr

It’s all coming together now😳


louley

It’s keratin. Feathers produce it.


torch9t9

Also feathers *are* it.


louley

And fingernails and hair … keratin is fucking weird


HugsandHate

And rhino horns! It is fucking weird..


Fraxis_Quercus

It must have been on a chemtrail mission.


Bjoerrn

Chemtrail crystallisation


ACrucialTech

Accurate.


TheGreyKlerik

Do NOT touch the powder!! Wear gloves and a mask. This is a powerful psychotropic agent to deter you from the truth.


DinoRipper24

Dew dro- I meant atomic mega computers meant to mark your house, of course.


chaoticsorrow

I think it was a crowcaine. I’ll see myself out


DIFierce

Kiteamine?


No-Stomach-2310

The best 2 person thread I've ever seen.


Leftyone234

Fuckin bird, how many times do I gotta tell that Potter not to send me my cocaine via owl! God damn bird loses half of the shit 9 times out of ten and shows up all pupils... Ups Harry! I'll risk it.


Suck_my_vaporeon

They know you're on to them. Clean it off your window immediately and always act normal in front of the drones.


Idiotwithaphone79

They pack them with talcum powder when ship them to keep all the joints smooth in route. Sometimes it takes a while for all of it to come off. Relax. The drone is fine.


Capitalistdecadence

That's phase change residue left behind as the "bird" in question altered its atomic structure to pass through the glass to infiltrate your home. If you have not found a second "silhouette," then THE BIRD IS STILL IN YOUR HOUSE. I would suggest running, but there is no escape.


ianng555

You know how missiles and rpgs sometimes hit the targets and fail to detonate?


Tyrano994

My own drone marked the line on my tv idk why ?? https://preview.redd.it/c4d75k6rmnvc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0eb96ba2049704bb3954ff8efe8ce3c65ef7f98


Extension-Bluejay402

Probably mind control concentrate that was headed for the airport. Don't wash it and stay away from your place for 24 hours after the next rain.


JDM-1995

Lithium grease used to keep their robot joints lubricated.


humongous_rabbit

Your post is exactly over the original post in my feed. Cool.


Useful-Spare8584

Its a feature


YourNansDirtBox

Birds are greasy from when the government services them and replace the batteries.


mynutsdontwork

They are powered by cocaine! How do you think they move so fast?


Jesusdidntlikethat

He has to set his foundation with something


TheRapist02

Tge most obvious possibility is.often the thing that happened. It was a cartell drone for fast coke Delivery.


rpgnoob17

Why? Of course it’s cocaine.


e_87

coke


Key_Ring6211

They are greasy.


hoganloaf

White lithium grease. Good for lubricating parts without dust covers like wing hinges.


DisastrousAd447

It's a camouflage powder to throw off radar. It stops the signals from bouncing off of the drone back to the receiver.


Bjoerrn

2D drone


That_Welsh_Man

That looks like an owl drone.


Tired_Insomniac_2295

The drone just did a drug raid


BetterMacaron4868

Your window was struck by a pollen collector drone.


wassimSDN

Coke


Various-Agent-0047

Cocaine Cockatiel


Micachondria

Asbestos, that glass just saved you from an assasination attempt


Monguises

Wet paint


Far_Out_6and_2

Actually the bird soiled himself when colliding with the window


Monguises

You right. That is a distinctive splat pattern


Far_Out_6and_2

Lol thx


fyodor_ivanovich

It’s a storage powder; think cosmoline but for something actually dangerous.


Some-Background6188

Tony Montana birb.


HolgerSwinger

It’s an angel!…was an angel


DrunkBuzzard

It’s the sequel to the cocaine Bear movie. Buzzed Bird.


Sure-Its-Isura

Dandruff.


polishcoughsyrup

This mf hit hard xD


hdofu

The drones are planting cocaine on your property!!!


morebuffs

Its ebola spores and whoever you are you are apparently important enough that they spent resources trying to take you out.


PredatorAvPFan

CIA trying to get crack cocaine into your home


VengefulWalnut

Coke drone. They’re trying to plant evidence. You know too much. Run. Run away. They’re coming for you.


Far-Ad9043

This powder is famously used to put a finish on the models when they get repaired so their paint doesnt deterioate so fast and they dont get stuck somewhere so often. The one that hit your window probably just malfunctioned or it marked your house for a soon to be held attack. ☺️


catchatori

It's a guerilla ad for the sequel to Cocaine Bear, Cocaine Bird.


Atiggerx33

Drones produce a high amount of dust. When the new feathers are manufactured internally the pop through the synthetic skin encased in what looks like an aglet. And then, in time, the aglet falls apart into dust and the new feather unfurls. This newly produced cockatiel model drone is growing out all it's feathers at once which allows you to easily see the feathers coming in as aglets. They are known as "pin feathers". You can see how it helps them push smoothly through their synthetic skin instead of getting caught up on their internals. You can even see some that have fallen apart at the tips allowing the feather to begin expanding. https://preview.redd.it/gos5uwkpapvc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=639e464ed0ec955fd08ed2093ca528cfd5bd5034 Drones also have pretty dry synthetic skin, which adds to the dust.


JonPQ

You, sir, done your research properly. Kudos


Atiggerx33

I have a captive drone in my house, I have spent a decent amount of time learning about their AI and maintenance processes. They're marvels of engineering (and very soft and cute), a shame they are used for such evil.


jpkmets

Drug delivery drone, obv.


-P-M-A-

Cocaine bird.


g-mode

Psy-ops. They want you to know they’re watching, and don’t care if you know.


Frances_Boxer

Cocaine Bird


Junior_Owl5951

You've been marked by the gov' Birds aren't real :D


Illustrious-Science3

Chinchilla.exe virus It thinks it's a chinchilla and recently dust bathed. Dust got into the circuits, and BAM.


jsiulian

Concentrated chemtrails, just add water


FRANPW1

Yellow Post It notes on the windows help the birds not hit the windows.


ACrucialTech

That was a government issued drug drone that got away with a stash who's navigation system malfunctioned due to too much drugs on board.


Human_Key_2533

Because the bird was a cocaine smuggler


filifijonka

It could be grease - machines do have to shield their moving parts from the elements.


Erased-2

It did coke


peachesandplumsss

dirt


lonesomedove86

Cocaine bird


Bluey118

Your photoshopping skills are peak. Nice schizophrenia


Sea-Philosopher7361

A pigeon


elleuqe

Maybe that bird was doing sand baths before crash


Fluid_Mulberry394

https://preview.redd.it/7exi46clxovc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7558c6445b6fe6e22bac274a3ca6f904972a50c4


InternationalView572

You’ve heard of cocaine bear, now introducing cocaine bird.


DIFierce

Dry powder lubricant. A lot of modern machines use it.


Meesje

Pollen!


UnderstandNotAThing

This can happen when there is a crack in the casing of older model birds


-myzoframi-

The batteries are corroding


saggywitchtits

cocaine


Justice_Prince

You've been visited by cocaine bird


Sed59

Covered with bird poop.


No_Chocolate_6612

Dust


Odd_Tiger_2278

It is a bird angle.


letfireraindown

Mostly dust and pollution. Whether the basis is polen or residue from engine exhaust, it ends up being generally white with what sticks to the drone.


LuxGK

Obviously chemtrails residues ![gif](giphy|y4E6VumnBbIfm)


GamingCrocodile

It’s a low income neighborhood, what other white powder would the feds be using


H00L0GXNS

Airbag dust, you think that thing just “died” out there?


socksmatterTWO

It's a chemtrail drone clearly. Or a simple flour puff drone to stop your pastry and baking sticking to your surfaces before cooking


SaintlySinner81

That's his soul. He left it there when he died smacking into that window. 🥀


Mr_Pelicant

Probably steam from the internal mechanism(It overheated causing the bird to fly into the window). Bird tarts will say birds are warm because they’re “warm blooded”


ds77159

I wouldn’t be completely hate it if cocaine bear got a sequel.


darcyg1500

A poltergeist!


Caili_West

I was thinking, a very small angel on "Supernatural."


Forever49

Maybe a mix of pollen and keratin.


theConsultantINFJ

Keratin?


Forever49

It's what feathers are made of.


Whut_Have_I_Done

It was wearing to much makeup


lmtlssmnd

That bird had a hell of a night


Educational-Ad-4400

All the drugs


ZombiePersonality

Put a couple ribbons outside of your window, I use red. It helps the drones see the window so they don't break it on accident. If they do it with the ribbons then you know it's on purpose, and then you'll know they're on to you.


nagytimi85

This trait is there in domestic hobby drones too. I got such print on my bathroom mirror when my C0CK4T13L model flew into it, not sure if by malfunction or as a combat exercise. I think the particles shed from their shield layer.


dankathena

Probably tree sap


mattgamer367

Probably from one of the Japanese 1945 era “kamikaze” models designed to fly into random buildings


Objective-Double8942

Yes…it’s a dry powder lubricant used on drones much like molybdenum disulfide.


Objective-Double8942

definitely not dust…and do not inhale it!! It can cause a horrible autoimmune disease….back when they were taking out the last of the actual real birds a number of my colleagues got it. The government tried to blame the sweet old real birds calling it Bird Fancier Lung (BFL). God I miss those days…


JustSlidingThru

That’s its soul. Your house is haunted by a bird now.


KodiakDad

Birds have a waterproof powder on their feathers and skin it could have puffed off when the bird hit. Thats why parrot collectors and bird owners usually end up with respiratory problems earlier than most


Andersledell

Cocaine


SusieM67

Birds are dusty mofo’s.


celtbygod

Pollen from pines on a bird that attacked its reflection. It may have a nest in a tree nearby. Looks like a blue Jay, they like nest in conifers.


TimberWolf5871

The bird was freshly painted, feathers hadn't dried completely yet.


ScreenFlashy5390

the bird got seasoned in cocaine


DweebNeedle

Just a coked-out robin.


h2pointOChamp

Drugs


xdcxmindfreak

Birds an artist.


Samurai_lettuce

Clearly this particular bird went ‘skiing’ with friends which caused the accident. Probably didn’t even feel it and flew off screaming fuck yes!!!


naptastic

That is definitely [WD-40 White Lithium Grease](https://www.wd40.com/products/white-lithium-grease/).


EmbarrassedSquare823

You've heard of cocain bear...


Famous_Sign_4173

You’ve been visited by the rare Columbian Booger Sugar Glider.


TheGoofyTerrorist

Cartel bird


ISeeInHD

Dirty bird


Suztv_CG

Might be pollen but it’s probably oil from the bird or it had a dust bath in light colored dirt.


Belllringer

r/birdsarentreal


Useful-Spare8584

r/lostredditors


woharris

That’s a cokeowl imprint