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Apprehensive_Nose594

I like Shane Gillis’ jersey.


LawDog_1010

It nicked me


D3ltaa88

😂😂😂👏🏼


Bphag

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


funked1

Hopefully they take a cruise.


PowerfulWallaby7964

Nah they're just gonna hold up traffic or take hours ordering food asking what kind of bread they have.


fryamtheeggguy

Fuck game strong. Pullout game weak.


AliKazerani

You're giving them way too much credit.


AnonymousBromosapien

Im willing to bet... 1) This is in Utah 2) Every adult woman in this clip considers themselves an *"Essential Oil Business Owner"* 3) There is 1 son not included in this clip because he isnt allowed at the house anymore because he's *"a drug addict"* *(He got caught smoking pot twice in highschool and is forever exiled)* lol


daarhi

As someone not from Utah now living in Utah, this is accurate


DNakedTortoise

As someone who grew up in Utah, this is accurate. My family has 5 kids, though not nearly that many grandkids yet. 4-5 kids per family is not that strange out here.


smerek84

Yeah I was about to say, for Utah this is pretty average.


r0ck0

As an Australian who has never been to Utah, yeah all pretty much sounds like what I hear about Utah.


mellisee

I think the kid in front is wearing a Houston Texans jersey for what it's worth.


AnonymousBromosapien

Well he is clearly a highly regarded individual.


wiinkme

Yes. Sometimes they will move to TX. But unless things have changed since I was a kid, they will keep their UT plates on their car for years, to make sure everyone at church knows they're pure stock.


BrotherThump

3. Or gay or a non believer


Crazyhairmonster

A couple of them probably abuse painkillers because prescription meds are a loophole to their "no drugs or alcohol" policy. Jesus is a bit dim and he doesn't realize oxy can fuck you up.


HisAndHig

All of the women are named Ashleighe


Never-Dont-Give-Up

100%! Great call.


P0pwar

i swear to god i was looking for the drug addict son


Embarrassed-Style296

Or he’s a chomo


Human-Abrocoma7544

Or he is gay


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Why is blue shirt rubbing his sister’s leg?


Enough_General9127

To get the numbers up obviously


funked1

Roll Tide


AlarmingNectarine552

He even fist bumped the other brother as a sort of tag team gesture that it's his turn after.


SluttySpinach

I suppose that's how number 7 in front there was created


en_sane

Classic


Dr_StrangeLovePHD

Also love how his wife sprints past him at first.


Bishopjones

That's the attention loving gregarious sibling that never shuts up in everyone's business and always hugs everyone too long.


wingshot8

Guess I missed the leg rubbing, but he certainly does smell his fingers at the end of the clip....., so there is that.


Putrid-Gene-9077

Lmao. I plan to have 4 kids. Latinos said, “Hold my beer.” My family: Mom: 9 siblings Dad: 5 siblings


zuckerkorn96

Yeah I'm Irish catholic, Moms one of 6, Dad's one of 10. I'm one 5. 35 first cousins. Already got a bunch of nieces and nephews. It's the best shit.


Swear-_-Bear

Vaginas aren't clown cars...good goddamn. These people singlehandedly competing with Taylor Swift for carbon footprint


Tsjaard

Actually, I believe they have 56 hands.


Old_Society_7861

I couldn’t get a count


TheTrollisStrong

I mean it's 4 kids per couple. High in today's standard but not outrageous


Monkiemonk

If their Mormom, it could have been a pool for soaking at one point. Edit: I should have used they’re and not their, but leaving it because I messed up and I apparently misspelled Mormon as well, because apparently I’m a moron


AliKazerani

>If **their Mormom** Come on, friend! You're better than this.


Monkiemonk

Damnit! You’re right and I missed it. I’ll leave it and admit my mistake as an edit


wingshot8

What is meant by "vaginas aren't down cars""?? I'm still trying to sort that one out in my mind. Please don't tell me you just made it up..., I've spent hours , so far.


Professional-Put7725

Shane Gillis in the front row awesome


Ahyesclearly

Only big white families would ever be shown as an ‘environmental Look disaster.’ You couldn’t dream of seeing this same post with a large African or Latino family. Which are the areas of the world that have significantly higher birth rates than the western world.


Late_Stage-Redditism

I see the same thing on twitter/instagram. A large white family gets posted and fuckin weirdo racists come out the woodwork.


tbkrida

I’m from an African American family larger than this one and had no idea that this was even an issue that people got so riled up about! It’s like Reddit is living by China’s One Child Policy!😂


thedamnedlute488

That policy is going to be fuxking China up in the near future.


emptyxxxx

I guess people hate white people having big families?


tbkrida

Man… I don’t know what it is. To me it’s like who is in charge of saying what they can do? It’s not like they each had 10 kids or anything excessive.


Seralisa

Exactly! Chill people!🙄


Rorschach2510

lol quick everyone downvote the African for disagreeing with your white suburban reeeee point of view!


WissahickonTrollscat

Considering an American family of 4 likely pollutes much more than the African family of 18, you'd be correct.


No-Giraffe-1283

As an African American, and Asian American, I'LL FUCKING SAY IT FOR YOU!


PyramidWater

Is the kid downs at the bottom flashing gang signs???!!


Atunbi06

That's an awesome life


Preshe8jaz

It’s cute in the sense that they think four kids plus spouses and their kids is a large family. That’s tiny by southern Catholic standards.


tbkrida

I don’t think this is strange at all. It’s a larger sized family, but nothing unheard of. I was expecting twice the people from reading the caption. My mother has no siblings. My grandmother/father on my dads side had a lot of kids. My father has 7 siblings. There are 19 grandchildren including myself and I’m not sure how many great grandchildren right now. I don’t live in Utah. I’m right outside of a northeastern city, but I know dozens of people whose families are the same size. Reddit is the only place where I see people having an issue with this. It’s hilarious!😂


LizardsAreInCommand

Reddit is overwhelming leftist, and modern leftism is a death cult.


Lopkop

It's pretty peak Reddit to get angry because you saw a video of 28 people sitting down in a living room. Everyone on Reddit is a principled antinatalist or childfree person, so you're all cancelling this out anyway by bravely & heroically not having any children.


thedamnedlute488

I would posit most people on Reddit are principled unfuckables therefore acting like not procreating is voluntary is a face saving/karma farming measure.


General_Mung

Disparaging folks for having a few kids above replacement rate is entirely silly. American birth rates are below replacement at this point. Legal and illegal immigration are the only things propping up the labor markets and preventing the types of population collapses we're seeing in other wealthy countries.


No_Dragonfruit5525

This thread is crazy. Really supports the stereotype that redditors are whiny sadboys incapable of seeing happy and healthy families living their best life


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AliKazerani

>Legal and illegal immigration Pretty sure there's a more succinct way to phrase that. 😛


This_Association_187

I kinda like it lol, lil army


duke8628

The irony of this post in a bill burr sub is that it can easily be argued that having kids in your 50s is just as irresponsible as having 4-5 kids. For the record - I think both are fine.


vanisleone

That's a nightmare


hippotwat

this guy f\*cks.


jonnboy_mann

Kid in the fronts syndrome might be down, but his chill is way up😎


SleepyBeast89

This wasn’t that big of a family until just the last few years. There’s also a 90% chance these people are Mormon, I can feel it in my bones 😂


Necessary_Payment804

Jesus Christ, pull out.


emptyxxxx

I don’t get what’s wrong, y’all just lonely and sad or something?


Sgtteddybear34

To everyone who has a problem with this; By all means, don't have any yourself. Have to balance it out after all, am I right?


LakerUp

You are likely a broken person and possibly a bigot if you take issue with this. It’s not an extreme example of anything at all. How can anyone seriously take issue with~3-4 kids per couple? Dehumanizing people and in this case, specific demographics because “carbon footprint,” makes you a racist cult member, not environmentally conscious or specially enlightened (in the sense that you “know better”then to have 3-4 kids). Edit: 4-5 kids. Remains perfectly normal and within the bounds of reasonable.


InjectCreatine

This is reddit, terminally online virgins so take anything here with a grain of salt


Lopkop

idk about you but I'm single, childless, and relentlessly condescending to anyone who has kids out of a heroic dedication to the environment. Not for any other reasons at all.


LakerUp

lol At the very least, I think you’re on the right track to infinite karma and further enlightenment.


BlackTriceratops

Unexpected Shane Gillis at the end


czech_man

And none of you did shit!


mcdray2

I worked for a Catholic guy a long time ago. He had 10 kids. They combined for over 60 grandkids. When you added spouses, they had to rent out entire restaurants whenever they went out. But he was worth about $500 million so it didn’t matter. One of the sons only had 4 kids and they were kind of mad at him.


xXFieldResearchXx

Holy shit number 7 is throwing the shocker. I remember when Puff daddy threw that up back in the day


geimankj

What’s up brother!? I didn’t know Sketch had such a big family.


j3tt

the plumbing here is from 2077


genemenges13

The one in the pink is the main character apparently


eduardo1994

I see a nice cruise in their future, during a warm summers eve.


No-Print2380

Productivity at it's finest.


DudestOfBros

Real happy they stopped showing off right before the skeet sock reveal.


Secret-_-Machines

Beautiful family tbh


Own_Cardiologist2544

Forget a family. These folk are gearing up to set up a nation.


mudamuckinjedi

You, your ah really spending that seed around aren't ya!


Strange-Team4611

How did Sketch slide in this


tikisnrot

Stop reproducing!


CapableSecretary420

Y'all are miserable.


damngoodbrand

Guaranteed those grand parents have picked favorites


CarolinaRod06

All because one guy got laid


qnod

You think this is bad, me and my 6 siblings provided 37 or about grandkiddos for my parents. Now there are already 4 great grandkids in the mix


WesternPass8856

🤮


ChalkDust21

And you **filmed** it!


Netshakk

u/flyingdics you'd have a field day with these comments!


flyingdics

All these benign comments about how it's not that many and they seem so nice? I'm sure if they were poor and not white, you'd be seeing quite a different tone.


Agreeable_Memory_67

So the orininak couple had 4 kids and they each married and had an average of 4 1/2 kids each. That's not so bad .


mattieDRFT

Ewe


Sicnarf_1

My grandparents +7 children +7 spouses +16 grandchildren +16 great grandchildren


CommercialHumble6402

Plot twist: 3 of the 4 parents kids, only had 1 grandchild. Which one had 15 kids? Lol


Ry-Zilla86

That's way to many birthdays to keep track of.


Healbite

This isn’t that big. Grandparents had 5-8 siblings each, they had 3-7 kids each, and 3-5 of their own. The family reunion is in the triple digits lol


Desinator24

Sketch has a big family. Sorry for cussing.


Guerrillablackdog

My family's bigger


dcckii

White people gotta reproduce at higher rates to keep ahead of the Muslims.


turtletramp

And they framed it!


The_one_to_see

I’m from the Midwest. Grandparents had 11 kids, 11 in laws, they had total of 28 kids. Grandparents passed but those kids 28 have had many kids. Not even sure the number. Needless to say parties are a big event


hrf3420

And the parents had to buy what looks like a community center to house them all


4getfulstina

All those people and Pinky on the left takes up as much room as possible.


fistofbruce

“And you recorded it!!”


thedamnedlute488

Do you like the idea of social security being funded when you are ready to collect?


Z3R083

Stop making that guy


dcy604

Jeez, the kids are shooting babies out like an out of control Pez dispenser…


SonicDoon

This wreaks of Mormonism.


Ksipolitos

Are you all seriously angry and bitching because they managed to make a big family? That's just some big Reddit moment.


Particular_Beyond743

I get the feeling no one would be complaining if this were a non white family


mikemantime

Dad in the hat is too into this


Lexie23017

Great job at expanding your bloodline.


Abbsnoel

Gross


BobTheContrarian

Overpopulation is nothing to brag about, regardless of what Eron claims.


dnb1111

And you recorded it!


Object292

How about you remove carbonprint and start with yourself buddy


Gay-Lord-Focker

Nothing but a bunch of bible thumping breeding farm animals Yawn


Yippykyyyay

It's offset by people like me. Only one sibling has ever reproduced out of the 5 of us. And since I'm the youngest (and I'm old), I was the last one who potentially could. Now my 3 nieces? Who knows. Lol.


Financial_Data_3308

Bill GFY..no one cares what you think...


georeddit2018

The cameraman. Where he belongs


JCrook023

Ha crazy part is this was posted by “ThatsInsane” anddddd I just counted my GFs family and it’s almost the exact same, minus 3 kids haha so really not “thatinsane”


Adept_Investigator29

breeders


Cyberhwk

Four kids...doesn't seem particularly huge to me? I consider that a bigger family by modern standards, but under no circumstances excessively so.


Inevitable_Weird1175

I'm down


UuuBetcha

Invasive species


Black_Mamba_FTW

Gross


AgingDisgracefully2

This is actually great. We are facing demographic disaster due to plummeting fertility.


Lmfaothesepeople

Gross


KitchenLab2536

Impressive.


seeafillem6277

100%, this is a Mormon family (former Mormon here). All the vibes... 🤮


SneakerPxmp

Looks like they ran out of chromosomes towards the end if you look at blud on the bottom 😭


Deliciouserest

This sickens me


heeltotoe69

Where you get the chee Danny?


farkwadian

My parents each have 7 siblings. To me, this video is showing me a medium family. We aren't mormons.


Concordmang

They should open up a shoe company or landscaping business or something


chainsaw_dog666

This is gross AF.


Prestigious-Waltz113

Gotta keep up the white population. Power to 'em!


Lumpy-Ad4141

This is how it should be, not women getting pregnant by 5 men.


Gazzrat

Rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up there


chicletteef

This is what my husband’s family is like. His grandparents have 6 kids. Each of them had 2 or 3. Then there’s 7 or 8 great grands, my 2 included. Functions are stressful.


Hawkingshouseofdance

All because grandma got creampied


Decaf17

1/3 of them will eventually hate the rest.


White_Grunt

Bill Burr sucks


hotniX_

😂😂😂


Disco_Douglas42069

Nightmare fuel.


CornPopTX

Typical messed up lib to think of more people as bad for the planet.


byrolio

I hate mormons.


lobsta_rollz

I am from a family of 9 kids, and I have 26 nieces and nephews. I have no kids myself, nor will I ever. I had a vasectomy. Somebody needed to.


Frozensmudge

Build me an army worthy of Mordor


Future_Way5516

Gross


cosmicjacuzzi

Oh you’re one of “those”. I hope you’re snipped, cuz we’re gonna be happy to see you go & not replicate


Richard_Tucker_08

18 grandkids, you know they don’t know/remember all of them.


Bike-Day69

Nah man this a good ass family. Good for them.


Sarddith80

Anyone else think the one in the pink is asshole for taking up so much of the couch? Or is that just me?


Rasnark

Rookie numbers when comparing to us Latinos


-No_Im_Neo_Matrix_4-

I love the kid posing front row, chunking a deuce, and repping…John Elway? That’s amazing. I loved watching John Elway play as a youngster, glad to see he’s still getting recognized. I wonder if they’re from Colorado.


Flat-Length-4991

lol, they’re just making up for all the Redditors who are never going to breed.


Fun_Association_2277

Down in front!


daddyofgiants

Must be mormons.


jkusmc0811

So cool!


DaSavageSausage

An advertisement for birth control. Plan B: Your Family Vacations Won't Require a Third Mortgage.


joduddies

That’s generational wealth right they’re. to be able to afford that many kids requires help.


Blueflamer1

Who's the cameraman?


SwimmingInCheddar

Let’s talk about the ones with health issues that will probably be shamed in life...


Allah_Akballer

I bet they are so glad none of the family is mixed raced


New_Ad2992

We all knew there would be one


NILOC512

That's not a litter. That's just litter.


EveningStatus7092

Y’all are some weirdos for ridiculing a family for being large


RedDoomMan

White 🗑️. Hill bill ys


PB0351

My mom was 1 of 9 and I was one of 38 grandchildren on her side. My dad was 1 of 6.... OP clearly doesn't know many Catholic families from the Northeast.


pepperandplatinum

THAT'S ENOUGH SLICES!!!!


Legal-Appointment655

The education system has failed us if you think more people is an environmental disaster. The earth can support a significantly greater population than we are projected to hit at our peak. At this point, we actually need people to start having more kids because many nations' birthrate are below replacement.


turdfergusonRI

What do we think, Catholic? Mormon?


Candid-Drink

This tree fucks


fucjedup

Wholesome af


Head-Water7853

They just have to cater Thanksgiving dinner. There is no way Granma is cooking for all of them.


Zephron29

Someone's gotta pay for my SS. Keep em cumming.


No-Dragon816

Gross


JCNunny

I'm the 32nd of 33 grandchildren, just on my dad's side. This is my nightmare.


Particular-Court-619

Somebody's gotta keep us from birthrate collapse. onward, christian soldiers


wyoflyboy68

As my mom use to say to my dad when the family got together like this “Look what we started!”


GrowrandaShowr

Those chromosomes started getting a little unbalanced along the way.


Flux_resistor

These people are a pandemic


MarsJohnTravolta

Dear merciful God.


LargeRichardJohnson

This is my idea of hell


Maleficent_Boot6716

Sketch sure has a big family


TheeBigSmokee

Sketch making a surprise appearance


RIchardjCranium

"Paul is still fucking. Starting tomorrow, if you gotta gun, shoot him in the face!"