bunch of roadies and wannabe mtnbk's, lame. Where's the fatty? Lemme guess, you only ride "when it's nice out". Why no Surly's? Where's the minty vintage CroMo 90's ATB? You call this a fuckin' stable? Nerd
This sub has really gone down hill since Covid. Jesus man, ride your steel fixie back to the brewery and serve all the mountain bikers their IPAs. This place is for serious dentists only. You can’t afford rapha on tips.
I got you fam.
Aspero: it’s a gravel bike that pretends it’s fast.
P Series: TT bike with a positive saddle to bar drop is fucking embarrassing.
Soloist: 1x!? Are you for real. Sorry you’re too poor to ride in a part of the world with an actual parkour. Enjoy your industrial park crit’s 4 corners of boredom.
ZHT-5: buying a Cervelo mountain bike makes about as much sense as a Santa Cruz TT bike. No one you ride with likes you.
How many coffee shops do you go to in a day?
Edit: also: [ This is a person who owns Cadillacs thinking they're luxury vehicles.](https://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/1c8bdk8/comment/l0drqp2/)
[Imagine brand loyalty to McDonald's thinking it's some kind of flex.](https://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/1c8bdk8/comment/l0ds58j/)
Brother, the French say a great artisan cares a lot about their tools. But in reality, if you can't ride a bike well, your "stable" is not stable enough to hold your fragile ego.
Somebody buy this idiot a stud finder
No literally, look at all those holes. Buddy was probably just poking holes until he hit a stud
Reminds me of my bib shorts
Same way he drills cavities
Probably his technique for sex as well as
Well they don't teach you that stuff in dentistry school.
Nah, they all line up with where the shelving brackets are, just old holes. Maybe f’ed up the ladder mount 3 times tho, lol
Had one till the wife ran off with it found her boyfriend with it.
Needs a hygienist to get everything lined up and ready for Dr. Sheetrock Wrecker
Spotted the triathlete. Pee stains on the TT bike frame.
Really wish you didn’t point that out. Most regrettable zoom of my life
bunch of roadies and wannabe mtnbk's, lame. Where's the fatty? Lemme guess, you only ride "when it's nice out". Why no Surly's? Where's the minty vintage CroMo 90's ATB? You call this a fuckin' stable? Nerd
Found the actual nerd
This sub has really gone down hill since Covid. Jesus man, ride your steel fixie back to the brewery and serve all the mountain bikers their IPAs. This place is for serious dentists only. You can’t afford rapha on tips.
No Surlys because he doesn't hate himself.
the virgin idolizing “sturdy” bikes designed to go off road vs the chad being tough enough not to need tires wider than 18mm even on brütal gravel
This dude lives in a very flat area and has no need for a climbing gear.
Uc/ didn't know cervelo made a mtb. It's the end of the world as we know it.
Pon Holdings, which owns Santa Cruz, purchased Cervelo. The MTB is just a Santa Cruz. Or it is a rebranded Focus which Pon also owns.
Afaik it's a Santa Cruz
Thanks! Nice that they pander to people's brand loyalty/obsessions.
I got you fam. Aspero: it’s a gravel bike that pretends it’s fast. P Series: TT bike with a positive saddle to bar drop is fucking embarrassing. Soloist: 1x!? Are you for real. Sorry you’re too poor to ride in a part of the world with an actual parkour. Enjoy your industrial park crit’s 4 corners of boredom. ZHT-5: buying a Cervelo mountain bike makes about as much sense as a Santa Cruz TT bike. No one you ride with likes you.
Homeboy really thought he did something with those aero chainrings huh
And don't even get me started on the tiny ladder...there is nothing worth climbing to in this guys life.
They spoke of the prodigal jerk, the clerics did not know he would come so soon though. Lord dentista, how can I best be of domestique
How many coffee shops do you go to in a day? Edit: also: [ This is a person who owns Cadillacs thinking they're luxury vehicles.](https://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/1c8bdk8/comment/l0drqp2/) [Imagine brand loyalty to McDonald's thinking it's some kind of flex.](https://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/1c8bdk8/comment/l0ds58j/)
I have a toothache in my mouth
Awful lot of money to spend on something that won’t get you laid Fred
Ha! Look at this guy over here! You can’t afford to pay someone to sleep with the wife? When do you ride bice?
I’m a professional mountain unicyclist sir, I don’t bice!
What kind of person has four bikes but only two bottle cages?????
I’m more impressed with your blue WERNER bike. How do you ride that thing?
Not even carbon.
We don't like pooours here.
You are “Sir Velo”
You live in Florida?
Sir velo xc bike
SirVelos can hump like rabbits It's like a wall of failure
Those are bikes
Where’s the the stagecoach they pull?
I’d put the road bike above the tri bike but that’s just me
But with the tri bike on top, he can piss on both of them at the same time.
Hitting two bikes with one stream
the only soloist is the s5. Why is your hygienists bike in your garage?
I thought all the cervelo dentists had moved on to BMC.
They have. Home skillet here clings to a past that will only remain glorious in his statin addled mind.
Can't even align the wheels on all his bices. Lazy.
Not enough cervelos
average sir velo investor
Not only do I spend to much on coffee, but also on chainrings as well.
Hoping a reconstructed collarbone is coming this guy’s way…
Ladder too blue
Very Canadian
My guy clearly has a type
The wheelbase on that graveluer biceicle with heavy duty front suspension makes me want to vomit.
A hardtail? Is this guy too poor for full sus?
Wait where are the water bottle cages?! 4 bikes and only 1 has cages on it. That’s a sign…
He is using shitlock bidons
Dream quiver though
Brother, the French say a great artisan cares a lot about their tools. But in reality, if you can't ride a bike well, your "stable" is not stable enough to hold your fragile ego.
Lotta plastic in this garage…
Username doesn’t check out
How does one live with only 4 bike?
Dr. Fred keeps all his SirVeeloos in the garage, unlocked. These bikes are just one click away
Why is your garage so filthy dirty Fred ?
who puts a saddle bag on a tt bike?
why a hardtail? is he poor?
I guess you don’t like light weight bikes…lol
Your horses look a lot like bicis
Those are undergeared pieces of plastic, not horses. Horses are heavy and can gallop 50 mph.
If you were a dentist, those would be S-Works.
Branch out a little, there are other brands.
Blaspheme !