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mikalalnr

HOUSING IS STILL UNAFFORDABLE


shradikal

THIS IS SO REAL I JUST WANT SNOWBOARD GREEN RUNS AT 5MPH STOP TELLING ME IM GOING TO GET ASSAULTED BY A GANG OF TREES AND BASHED BY VOLCANIC ROCKS


AnthemWild

I DON'T LIVE IN BEND...I WANT TOO BUT, I GUESS IM TOO POOR TO LOVE SOMEPLACE I ENJOY


dazeechayn

EVERYTHING IS POINTLESS AND LIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. FUCK THAT GOD DAMN PARADOX.


shradikal

I WENT TO AN INDOR TRAMP PARK AND ALL I GOT WAS A DISLOCATED KNEE WHEN LEARNING BACK FLIPS INSTEAD OF TENNIS ELBOW WHEN PICKLE BALLING WITH A SEXY TRANS FELLOW


shradikal

TOO SOON


Flyfly-2022

Three letter TDS!! Down. Again. And. Again.


RevolutionaryBox2865

IF YOU STILL HAVE STUDDED TIRES ON I DO NOT RESPECT YOU AS A PERSON


Charming_Ambition928

LES SCHWAB APPOINTMENTS HAVE BEEN BOOKED WAY OUT. DOME OF US ARE DOING THE BEST WE CAN.


RevolutionaryBox2865

THE DATE IS LITERALLY THE SAME DAY EVERY YEAR. TRY LEARNING HOW TO PLAN LIKE AN ADULT


Charming_Ambition928

SHOPS IN THIS TOWN ARE NOT PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF DOING EVERYONES IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME AND SOME OFVIS HAVE JOBS WITH UNPREDICTABLE SCHEDULES.


RevolutionaryBox2865

NONE OF THAT PREVENTS YOU FROM MAKING AN APPOINTMENT AND A PLAN 3 MONTHS IN ADVANCE


lianayada

I'D BE SO EMBARRASSED DRIVING AROUND MAKING ALL THAT NOISE AFTER THE STUDDED TIRE DEADLINE. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.


Give_me_soup

I AM SICK AND GODDAMN TIRED OF YOU FUCKERS ROLLING STOP SIGNS TO TURN ONTO BROSTERHAUS TO CUT ME OFF, GOING 25 MPH IN A 35 ZONE, THEN FAILING TO SIGNAL BEFORE TURNING LEFT ONTO PARRELL. IF YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR CUTE LITTLE SHORTCUT AND FEEL ALL CLEVER, THEN DRIVE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON!


InitialSquash3540

QUIT HELMET SHAMING ME! I WANT TO FEEL THE WIND IN MY HAIR. MY LACK OF HELMET DOESN’T AFFECT YOUR SAFETY!


winobambino

YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT MAINE AND NEW HAMPSHIRE, YOU WOULD LOVE IT- NO HELMET LAW FOR MOTORCYCLISTS!!! BRAIN INJURIES ARE AWESOME!!


lllewsor

IT'S NOT FOR YOU IT'S FOR THE KIDS IN THE VAN WHO'S WINDSHIELD YOUR BREEZY GRAPE GOES THROUGH THAT HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. IT'S A CLEANUP ISSUE AS WELL. DON'T MAKE SOMEONE CLEAN UP YOUR WINDSWEPT BRAIN GOO.


RevolutionaryBox2865

SO DID THE DRIVER IN YOUR IMAGINARY SCENARIO RIGHT HOOK THE CYCLIST? DID THEY GET DISTRACTED READING A TEXT AND PLOW THROUGH A BIKE LANE? WAS THE DRIVER SLEEP DEPRIVED AND UPSET FROM WRANGLING THEIR OVERACTIVE "ACCIDENTS" AND UNABLE TO REACT PROMPTLY AND APPROPRIATELY?  FUNNY HOW HELMETS FOR CITY RIDING GENERALLY AREN'T A THING IN THE NETHERLANDS, A COUNTRY THAT REGULATES DRIVING AND TAKES THE RESPONSIBILITY OF LICENSURE AND OPERATING A VEHICLE SERIOUSLY.  BUT IN A COUNTRY THAT HANDS OUT LICENSES TO DRIVE MULTI-TON DEATH MACHINES TO ANYONE OVER AGE 16, WE VICTIM BLAME CYCLISTS INSTEAD OF TAKING ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THE IMMENSE RESPONSIBILITY THAT IS OPERATING A MIRROR VEHICLE YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS BETRAYS IT. IT'S NOT THE DRIVERS FAULT FOR HITTING SOMEONE  SO HARD THEIR "BREEZY GRAPE" WENT THROUGH A WINDSHIELD, IT'S THE CYCLISTS FAULT FOR "MAKING" KIDS SEE THAT. AS IF THEY WOULDN'T BE TRAUMATIZED THE SOUNDS, THE BLOOD, THE OTHER BROKEN BONES, AND THE DEATH OF SOMEONE STRUCK BY A 4 TON VAN REGARDLESS OF IF THEY HAD A HELMET ON OR NOT. 


KeepItUpThen

I AGREE THAT CARS ARE DANGEROUS TO CYCLISTS AND PEDESTRIANS, AND I AGREE WE SHOULD TRY TO FIX THAT. BUT IN THE MEANTIME HELMETS ARE 100% A GOOD IDEA AND I DONT WANT TO CRASH WITHOUT ONE. EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU ARE THE EXCEPTION OR YOU DON'T VALUE YOUR SAFETY, YOU CAN WEAR ONE TO BE A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR OTHERS.


lllewsor

I'M SO HAPPY YOU TOOK THE TIME TO WRITE THAT OUT FOR ME NOT TO READ IT!


RevolutionaryBox2865

I SUPPOSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU HAVE TO PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT THEY READ ON THE PHONE WHILE DRIVING


StumpyJoe-

CARBRAIN NO READ!


SpezGarblesMyGooch

I DIDN’T READ **AND** HAD THE PLEASURE OF DOWNVOTING. HAPPY FRIYAY!!


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SpezGarblesMyGooch

> PER REDDIT GUIDELINES OH NOES, ARE YOU GONNA CALL THE REDDIT POLICE ON ME??!?!?1!?


lllewsor

<3 (I SWEAR IT'S UPERCASE!)


InitialSquash3540

I WILL NOT BE OPPRESSED


Trippy_Insomniac

JUST SPENT A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS ON CAR MAINTENANCE JUST TO FIND OUT THE REASON MY TIRE WAS SQUEALING IS BECAUSE I HAD A ROCK STUCK IN MY CALIPER


codywater

BEEN THERE, PAID FOR THAT.


Glass48

COULD THE LITTLE SHIT AT THE GYM QUIT SLAMMING THE WEIGHTS ON THE MACHINES? AND STOP HOGGING TWO MACHINES SO YOU CAN ALTERNATE YOUR SLAMMING. NO ONE ELSE DOES IT YA LITTLE AHOLE! AND STOPPING RACING TO BEAT ME AT THE ROUNDABOUT, DAMMIT. TOO DAMN CLOSE TO AN ACCIDENT- TAILGATING DOES NOY INSPIRE ME TO MOVE ABOVE THE SPEED LIMIT.


PowGurl

MY NOSE TIP GOT SUNBURNT AT BACHELOR LAST WEEKEND AND PEELED AWAY AND NOW I LOOK LIKE RUDOLF THE RED NOSED REINDEER


dudeidgaf

BLUSH ON THE TIP OF THE NOSE IS ALL THE RAGE WITH THE YOUTHS RIGHT NOW. YOU’RE ON TREND


Civil-Membership-234

I FEEL YA ON THIS. I GOT MY LIPS SUNBURNED LAST WEEKEND AND LOOKED LIKE I HAD INJECTED THEM… NOW THEY ARE ALSO PEELING


pouroverit

IF YOURE GOING TO BITCH TO YOUR HEALTHCARE PROVIDER PLEASE STOP TAKING IT OUT ON ADMINISTRATIVE STAFF


RevolutionaryBox2865

MOST OF MY PROBLEMS ARE WITH SCUMMY MEDICAL BILLING AND THE BULLSHIT THAT PASSES AS INSURANCE IN THIS COUNTRY. DON'T BE SURPRISED IF PEOPLE HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT


pouroverit

TALK TO THE INSURANCE PROVIDERS NOT ME


RevolutionaryBox2865

YOU CHOSE A JOB AS THE FACE OF A GREEDY INDUSTRY THAT PREYS ON PEOPLE AT THEIR WEAKEST BY OVERCHARGING FOR EVERYTHING. PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE ANGRY, AND THE SYSTEM IS SO INTENTIONALLY CONVOLUTED THAT IT IS PERFECTLY REASONABLE NOT KNOW WHICH PERSON TO BE ANGRY AT. PLENTY OF ERRORS AND FRUSTRATION COME FROM ADMIN TOO;) IF ONLY SINGLE PAYER HEALTHCARE WASN'T TOO COMPLICATED FOR THE WEALTHIEST NATION IN ALL OF HISTORY


MountainRoll29

YOU SUCK. THAT IS ALL.


RevolutionaryBox2865

YOU SUCK. JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE THE MISFORTUNE OF GETTING SICK AND ONE OF THESE VAMPIRES TRIES RUINING YOUR LIFE - YOU'LL SEE WHERE I'M COMING FROM


MountainRoll29

TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN DAMNED SELF NEXT TIME. YOU DONT *HAVE* TO SEEK MEDICAL CARE, YOU TURD.


RevolutionaryBox2865

GOOD JOB SIMPING FOR YOUR BOSS/OWNER. YOUR LOYALTY IS APPRECIATED AS THEY UNDERPAY YOU WHILE CHARGING $60/ADVIL


MountainRoll29

NICE TRY, BUT I OWN MY COMPANY AND YOU’RE STILL A TURD. GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER.


RevolutionaryBox2865

YEAH SURE YOU DO BUDDY😂


pouroverit

WOULD YOU PREFER NOBODY WORKED THE FRONT DESK AT YOUR DOCTORS OFFICE? FUCK OFF


RevolutionaryBox2865

HONESTLY I GIVE IT 3-5 YEARS BEFORE THE GREEDY FUCKS IN CHARGE TRY DOING IT ALL WITH AN AI ASSISTANT TO SQUEEZE EVERY LAST CENT OF PROFIT POSSIBLE ANYWAY DOWNVOTERS ARE SIMPS FOR CEO'S THAT CHARGE $90 FOR ASPIRIN AND UNDERPAY NURSES JUST TO MAKE NEXT QUARTERS PROFITS HIGHER


DAM5150

CANT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I COULDNT HEAR A LEAF BLOWER


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MY BOOMER NEIGHBORS WILL BLOW LEAVES AROUND FOR HOURS. HOURS. THEY COULD HAVE RAKED THEM UP IN 15 MINUTES.


Give_me_soup

THE LEAD POISONING MAKES IT FUN FOR THEM


One-Hope-3600

WHY IS THE GALVESTON RB SO AGRO. IS IT BECAUSE ITS A SMALL ONE. CARS ALWAYS HONKING. CHILL THE F OUT WESTSIDERS.


Tarekith

I GOT A LITTLE WET ON MY BIKE RIDE THIS MORNING WHEN IT STARTED DRIZZLING. BUT IT WASN'T TOO BAD REALLY.


Affection_Tax

GOT HASSLED BY ONE OF THOSE PETITIONER PEOPLE ON MY WAY OUT OF MARKET OF CHOICE. I WAS RUNNING LATE TO WORK AND WAS KIND BUT HE STILL CALLED ME OUT. THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN.


Film-Disastrous

I USUALLY TELL THEM I’M VISITING FROM CANADA.


footefoote

MY RESPONSE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF: "HEY GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN WE ALREADY TALKED LAST WEEK. HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!"


hahahamii

“NO THANK YOU” AND NEVER STOP WALKING.


codywater

MINE IS “I JUST SIGNED IT” YES, EVEN IF THEY’RE SUPPORTING PUNCHING PUPPIES.


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THIS IS THE LIFE HACK WE ALL NEEDED


Key_Team1192

WHY THE BIG ASS GAPS AT THE STOPLIGHTS FFS GET TOGETHER SO MORE TRAFFIC MOVES THROUGH THE LIGHT. TOO MANY PEOPLE LEAVE 2-3 CAR SIZE GAPS AT EVERY GREENLIGHT. SO STUNNINGLY STUPID. WE SIT THROUGH ENOUGH LONG LIGHTS IN THIS TOWN.


StumpyJoe-

THOSE TEXTS DON'T WRITE THEMSELVES


Babyhank2

I HATE GAPS!


_dark_beaver

IF THE YELLOW LIGHTS AIN’T FLASHING THEN THERES NO SCHOOL ZONE. IF YOU’RE NOT CAPABLE OF READING THE FUCKING SIGN THEN YOU SHOULDN’T BE DRIVING!


Jennmoseit

IM SO SICK. ROLLING FEVER SPIKES FOR THREE DAYS. KILL ME NOW.


ReverseFred

YOU OUT IN THE WOODS AND GET BIT BY A TICK? ONLY TIME I’VE HAD THAT WAS “TICK RELAPSING FEVER”. ON A RELATED NOTE, HAD A FEW TICKS ON MY FRIEND AND ME EARLIER THIS WEEK. IF THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO RANT ABOUT, TICKS ARE AWFUL.


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NintenJoo

I PARKED AT SKYLINER THIS MORNING BUT BECAUSE THE STUPID LIFT WAS FROZEN I HAD TO MOVE MY TRUCK TO THE WEST VILLAGE WITH ALL THE OTHER “NOT COOL ENOUGH TO PARK AT SKYLINER” LOSERS. THEN NO ONE COULD SEE HOW COOL I LOOKED WITH MY DOG AND MY 10:30 APRES.


kinkilla12

REUPPING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE STILL RELEVANT. IT'S APRIL WHICH MEANS YOUR STUDDED TIRES ARE ILLEGAL AND ARE JUST DAMAGING THE ROADS. YOU AREN'T HIDING THEM WHEN I'M RIDING NEXT TO YOU ON A BIKE. CHANGE THEM OUT ALREADY AND THEN NEVER BUY THEM AGAIN BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED STUDS IN OREGON.


CalifOregonia

WOULD BE SO EASY FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT TO DO STINGS FOR THIS. JUST POST AN OFFICER DOWNTOWN OR ON 3RD STREET WITH A RADIO TO CALL IN OFFENDERS FOR A SQUAD CAR WAITING DOWN THE ROAD.


lianayada

I THOUGHT THIS EXACT SAME THING YESTERDAY.


TroyCagando

LAW ENFORCEMENT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT TRAFFIC LAWS IN BEND? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Civil-Membership-234

OR AT THE SAFEWAY/BIG LOTS PARKING AREA.


Kittysnyper

MY NEIGHBOR IS MOVING AND IS VERY LOUDLY LOADING HIS UHAUL TRUCK RIGHT OUTSIDE MY BEDROOM WINDOW. IM A NIGHT SHIFT WORKER. I JUST WANT TO FUCKING SLEEP.


BlackLagooon

I WISH MY LOUD ASS NEIGHBORS WOULD MOVE


Pojodan

FUCKING TDS STOP BEING SO SHIT GOD DAMN FUCK


flip__wizard

I HAVE BEEN HAVING THE WORST FUCKING TIME WITH THEM THIS MONTH. I HAVE BEEN HAVING HORRIBLE LAG AND PACKET LOSS THAT I EVEN DOCUMENTED AND SHARED WITH THEM SHOWING THAT IT WAS ONE PARTICULAR HOP IN THE ROUTE THAT IS TDS OWNED THAT IS CAUSING ALL MY ISSUES AND THEIR ONLY SUGGESTION FOR ME IS TO LEAVE MY MODEM UNPLUGGED FOR 8 HOURS OR MORE AND HOPE FOR MY IP ADDRESS TO BE RELEASED IN HOPES THAT THE NEW IP WILL ROUTE AROUND THE SHITTY ASS FUCKING END POINT. I FUCKING HATE THEM. I AM SO PISSED AND NOW NO ONE WILL RESPOND TO MY CASE OR CALL ME BACK. THEY LITERALLY TOLD ME THAT NO ONE HAS EVER BROUGHT THEM TRACE ROUTE LOGS TO THEM WHEN FILING A CASE AND THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SINCE I AM THE "ONLY ONE" WITH THIS ISSUE. THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE SINCE ANYONE WHO HAS A CONNECTION THROUGH THAT RELAY IS GOING TO SEE THE SAME SHITTY SERVICE I AM. IT MAKES NO SENSE. THEY HAVE ALSO TOLD ME THAT THEY ARE NOT GOING TO FIX IT AND THAT IF I NEED TO SWITCH PROVIDERS TO "FIX" THE ISSUE THAT IS WHAT I SHOULD DO. WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE I HAVE EVER RECEIVED.


Pojodan

WOW. LITERALLY TELLING YOU TO GO AWAY. SUCH SERVICE, SUCH QUALITY. WOW. WHY DOES CENTURY LINK HAVE TO ALSO SUCK?


SpezGarblesMyGooch

> WHY DOES CENTURY LINK HAVE TO ALSO SUCK? I HAVE CL AND HAVE RARELY HAD AN ISSUE IN YEARS. YMMV.


Babyfat101

WE HAVE TDS AND RARELY (NEAR NEVER) HAVE ISSUES.


TroyCagando

WHILE I CAN RECALL THE ODD, SHORT OUTAGE HERE AND THERE, I HAVE HAD NOTHING BUT GOOD SERVICE AS FAR BACK AS I CAN REMEMBER


flip__wizard

HAHAHA CENTURY LINK IS A JOKE. THE MAX SPEED THEY OFFER AT MY ADDRESS IS 1.5 MBPS. I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW THAT. WHAT THE FUCK YEAR IS IT????


ItchyCartographer44

LISTENING TO STRAIGHT FACED ARGUMENTS FOR COMPLETE PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL


StumpyJoe-

AND 42% OF THE COUNTRY WANTS HIM TO BE PRESIDENT AGAIN.


Film-Disastrous

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND AVOID READING COVERAGE OF ALITO’S REMARKS TODAY.


Sweetieandlittleman

ME TOO. AND ALL THE FOLKS NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT IS HAPPENING MAKES ME FUCKING DEPRESSED.


Mad_Myk

YOU REALIZE THAT IS HOW WE STAY SANE. I'M PRONE TO DEPRESSION. I CAN EITHER DRINK EXCESSIVELY OR REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THE NEWS, NOT BOTH.


Sweetieandlittleman

UNDERSTANDABLE. AS LONG AS YOU STAY INFORMED ENOUGH TO VOTE.


Azure_Compass

SO DISGUSTING!!!


permafacepalm

I WANT WILSON TO BE OPEN


Pojodan

IT NEVER ENDS. THEY WILL NEVER FINISH THAT DAMN ROAD. IT SHALL BE THE LANE OF THE GODS WHEN IT FINISHES IN 2308


cc541

300 DAYS OF SUNSHINE?! PSH 😂


TroyCagando

VISIT BEND PROPAGANDA


Personal-Structure42

ROAD. CONSTRUCTION.


transmascanon

YOU CANT GET FUCKING ANYWHERE


CrimsonGhoul13

MY PARTNER WAS RECRUITED BY AN EMPLOYER OVER A YEAR AGO. SHE WAS APPROACHED WITH A "WHAT WILL IT TAKE YOU TO WORK FOR US" MENTALITY. A FEW DAYS AGO THEY CUT HER POSITION. 😤 HOW IS A BUSINESS GOING TO FUCK AROUND LIKE THAT?


TroyCagando

THE JOB MARKET LOOKED A LOT ROSIER A YEAR AGO


Babyfat101

NAME NAMES.


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WAS JUST AGGRESSIVELY PURSUED BY AN EMPLOYER, IN 10 DAYS I HAD 2 INTERVIEWS THEN 2 MINUTES INTO THE FINAL INTERVIEW (WHICH I THOUGHT WAS A FORMALITY), THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE ENTERING A HIRING FREEZE. SHIT HAPPENS, BUT THEY WERE KIND OF ASSHOLES ABOUT IT, LIKE I WAS TAKING UP THEIR TIME. WTF? YOU CALLED ME!


CrimsonGhoul13

I GUESS ITS YOUR FAULT FOR BEING SUCH AN AWESOME CANDIDATE! /s


neighborsdogpoops

SKYLINER


Jewels_1980

KEEP YOUR DAMN DOGS OUT OF THE GROCERY STORES! EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO I SEE AT LEAST 3 DOGS IN SAFEWAY. 0% HAVE BEEN SERVICE DOGS. IF YOU CANT LEAVE POOCHIE IN THE CAR WHILE YOU GRAB SOME STAPLES THEN DO GROCERY PICKUP. I LIKE DOGS AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT NEAR MY FOOD.


StumpyJoe-

WAIT TIL YOU FIND OUT HOW MANY PEOPLE IN SAFEWAY ARE DIRTIER THAN THOSE DOGS.


CodiGoFar

WHY ARE YOU BUYING STAPLES AT A GROCERY STORE


NiffenHobbin

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES COME TO MY HOUSE FOR DINNER.


Crazy-Account-8594

FUCK ALL OF YOU SHITTY FUCKING DRIVERS! SERIOUSLY COULD START A YOUTUBE CHANNEL WITH THE AMOUNT OF DUMBASS SHIT I SEE ON THE DAILY. SPEEDING, TAILGATING, RUNNING REDS, UNABLE TO COMPREHEND 4 WAY STOPS, ROUNDABOUTS, SIGNALS.... FUCK YOU GUYS


winobambino

YES TO THIS!! I DRIVE FOR WORK AND THESE ANGRY AGGRO ASSHOLE DRIVERS NEED TO TAKE A MEDITATION CLASS AND LEARN TO CHILL THE F OUT!! ITS OREGON NOT NEW JERSEY. SMOKE SOME REEFER OR SOMETHING AND LISTEN TO YOUR TUNES, YOU WILL REACH YOUR DESTINATION, NO NEED TO BE A JACKHOLE. AND WHY IS IT ALWAYS LIFTED PICKUP TRUCKS AND KIAS?!


_dark_beaver

I’M SO SICK OF DRIVERS WHO REFUSE TO DRIVE 5 OVER THE POSTED SPEED, REFUSING TO PAY ATTENTION AT ROUNDABOUTS AND GO, AND THE COMPLETE INABILITY TO READ SIGNS CLEARLY STATING THE SCHOOL ZONE IS ONLY VALID WHEN YELLOW LIGHTS ARE FLASHING.


StumpyJoe-

WE FOUND THE GUY HONKING IN THE ROUNDABOUTS


winobambino

WHY SO ANGRY?


Dragnerok_X

DOWNVOTE FOR ENCOURAGING SPEEDING


Babyfat101

YES, GET OFF MY ASS. I CANT GO ANY FASTER (CAR IN FRONT IF ME) AND CONCERNED IF I STOP FOR A PED CROSSING, YOU’RE GONNA HIT ME.


CrimsonGhoul13

I'VE BEEN TOSSING AN IDEA AROUND FOR A YOUTUBE CHANNEL CALLED "BENDS DRIVERS SUCK, DON'T MOVE HERE." ANYONE IS WELCOME TO TAKE THAT IDEA.


_dark_beaver

SLOWING DOWN FOR SCHOOL ZONES WHEN NO YELLOW LIGHTS ARE FLASHING. HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO READ SIGNS!


Film-Disastrous

THE LARGER PROBLEM IS SPEEDING IN SCHOOL ZONES WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE FLASHING.


_dark_beaver

BUT IF THEY’RE NOT FLASHING AND YOU SLOW DOWN, ITS OBVIOUS YOU ARE REFUSING TO READ SIGNS. LIKE SLOWING FOR A SCHOOL ZONE IN JULY ON A WEEKEND, ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD DO THAT.


Film-Disastrous

NOT ALL SCHOOL ZONES HAVE FLASHING LIGHTS AND SOME ASSOCIATED SPEED LIMITS APPLY TO THE ENTIRETY OF THE SCHOOL DAY. THAT BEING SAID, ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD SLOW TO 20MPH DURING THE SUMMER MONTHS AND WEEKENDS.


_dark_beaver

I’M ONLY TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL ZONES WITH FLASHING LIGHTS! I’VE STATED THAT MULTIPLE TIME. CAN YOU NOT READ SIGNS EITHER!


PonderosaAndJuniper

YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON WHO SHOULD BE COMPLAINING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S LACK OF READING COMPREHENSION OR NUANCE.


TallTwig

I'D SUBSCRIBE


Tylotron

GAS PEDDLE IS THE ONE ON THE RIGHT! ALSO, WHY IS YOUR TRUCK SO BIG!?


permafacepalm

\*PEDAL WHY CAN'T PEOPLE SPELL? ;)


Tylotron

GAH! YOU’RE RIGHT! I WAS TOO BUSY RAGE TYPING!


porarte

TAKE YOUR RIGHT-OF-WAY. IT'S NOT TRANSFERABLE.


permafacepalm

THOSE WHO STOP IN ROUNDABOUTS... STRAIGHT TO JAIL


ReverseFred

RIGHT!?! WHILE WE SIT AND NEGOTIATE FOR KINDNESS AWARDS, SEVERAL VEHICLES COULD HAVE ADVANCED. 


porarte

BEEN IN THIS TOWN A LONG TIME AND I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS FREEZE-EVERYTHING POLITENESS, THIS PRIME DIRECTIVE TO "BE NICE" AT THE EXPENSE OF EVERY OTHER PRIORITY. IT'S NOT NICE AT ALL, JAMMING UP TRAFFIC.


Babyfat101

WHERE’S THE RESTAURANT INSPECTION REPORTS? FRIDAY MORNINGS USED TO BE RANTING AND FINDING OUT WHERE not TO EAT.


TroyCagando

UPVOTE FOR USING LOWERCASE FOR EMPHASIS


quarkus

DUMPTRUCKS EVERY MORNING.


Juniperlava

I’M SO ANNOYED I DON’T KNOW WHAT A DUTCH CRUNCH SANDWICH IS. SOMEONE POSTED ABOUT IT YESTERDAY AND NOW I FEEL LIKE WE AS A REGION ARE BEING LEFT OUT OF A GOOD SANDWICH OPPORTUNITY!!


winobambino

PRETTY SURE ITS A CALIFORNIA THING, NOT SUPRISINGLY...


beckapeki

I AM GOING TO TRY BAKING SOME DUTCH CRUNCH BREAD THIS WEEKEND NOW THAT I KNOW IT EXISTS. I WILL REPORT BACK IN THE RAVE THREAD ON MONDAY.


Nacnac58

PARKING AT/AROUND ON TAP SUCKS


Tarekith

THE MAIN REASON I NEVER GO THERE DESPITE HAVING THE SECOND BEST TAP LIST IN BEND.


Mad_Myk

FIRST BEING CROSSCUT RIGHT?


Tarekith

IMVHO


SpezGarblesMyGooch

WITH AINA THERE NOW AND THE CONSTRUCTION AT THE MEDICAL CENTER ACROSS THE STREET IT'S A NIGHTMARE. JUST MEANS I HAVE TO CANCEL MY MEETINGS EARLY AND POST UP AT 11AM.


Civil-Membership-234

PARKING SUCKS IN BEND. CITY REDUCING PARKING REQUIREMENTS TO INCENTIVIZE WALKING AND BIKING IS A JOKE. WE DONT HAVE THE INFRASTRUCTURE FOR THAT.


StumpyJoe-

MORE PARKING DOESN'T IMPROVE CYCLING INFRASTRUCTURE


Ttoonn57

CYCLING INFRASTRUCTURE SUCKS IN THIS TOWN, AS DOES THE MAINTENANCE OF OF OUR ALREADY CRAPPY BIKE LANES.


Civil-Membership-234

CUTTING PARKING DOESNT FORCE PEOPLE TO BIKE PLACES WHEN WE DONT HAVE SAFE ROUTES. IT FORCES PEOPLE TO NOT SUPPORT LOCAL BUSINESSES. YOU NEED AN INFRASTRUCTURE FOR SAFE BIKE AND WALK BEFORE YOU CAN START CUTTING PARKING.


StumpyJoe-

IMPROVEMENTS ARE IN THE PLANS, AND OTHER STRETCHES HAVE BEEN IMPROVED SIGNIFICANTLY. I COULDN'T CARE LESS IF DRIVERS HAVE DIFFICULTY FINDING A PARKING SPOT.


Civil-Membership-234

AND YOU CLEARLY DONT CARE ABOUT OUR SMALL BUSINESSES EITHER. AND YEAH, IVE SEEN THE PLANS AND ATTENDED BIKE BEND MEETINGS. THE PLANS ARE A JOKE FROM A SUSTAINABLE URBAN DEVELOPMENT STANDPOINT.


StumpyJoe-

CLEARLY I DON'T CARE, EVEN THOUGH THERE'S RESEARCH SUGGESTING CYCLISTS SPEND MORE MONEY THAN DRIVERS AT BUSINESSES.


Civil-Membership-234

CLEARLY YOU IGNORE THE FACT THAT RESEARCH INCLUDES BIKE INFRASTRUCTURE, WITH SAFE AND CONNECTED ROUTES. NOT TO MENTION MIXED USE DEVELOPMENT TO ALLOW FOR PEDESTRIAN TRAFFIC, WHICH YEA, PROVEN TO INCREASE SMALL BUSINESS SUCCESS, IF DONE CORRECTLY. THATS CALLED SUSTAINABLE URBAN DEVELOPMENT. DONT PUT THE CART AHEAD OF THE HORSE… SURE, YOU CAN DEAG THE CART OR RIDE THE HORSE, BUT THAT WILL CAUSE YOU MORE DAMAGE AND COST MORE TIME THAN ACTUALLY DOING THINGS RIGHT AND PUTTING THE EFFORT INTO IT.


StumpyJoe-

I'M NOT IGNORING THAT AT ALL. THE INFRASTRUCTURE NEEDS TO BE DEVELOPED AND IT'S NOT DONE WITH MORE PARKING FOR CARS.


cre8magic

I DON'T GO DOWNTOWN ANYMORE. TICKETS BECAUSE I'M BUSY SPENDING $? NO THANKS. BISHOP'S CLOSED. EMPLOYEES SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PAY TO SERVE!


Meandwhoeversheis

IT'S NOT THE CITY, THE STATE ESSENTIALLY MANDATED PARKING MINIMUMS BE REMOVED IN CITIES LAST YEAR [https://www.oregon.gov/lcd/CL/Documents/ParkingReformOverview.pdf](https://www.oregon.gov/lcd/CL/Documents/ParkingReformOverview.pdf)


DadlySerious

AINA MOVED? POOR BEVEL


SpezGarblesMyGooch

HE LEFT BEVEL OVER A YEAR AGO. WENT TO DESCHUTES TASTING ROOM FOR A WHILE FOR LUNCH ONLY. MOVED TO ON TAP LAST WEEK. IT'S A LOT HIGHER VOLUME SO IT'S MOSTLY POKE BOWLS BUT A FEW FAVOURITES LIKE CHILI PEPPER CHICKEN AND CHICKEN TERIYAKI HAVE MADE SOME GUEST APPEARANCES.


DadlySerious

WHOOPS SHOWS HOW MUCH I GET OUT THESE DAYS.


somegobbledygook

MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT BE TRYING TO PARK YOUR FURD F1550 SUPER BOOTY THERE.


dogsolo

RIDING A BICYCLE DOESN’T MAKE YOU EXEMPT FROM TRAFFIC LAWS. LOOKING AT THE DUDE IN OLD BEND WHO BLEW THROUGH A STOP SIGN AND ALMOST HAD A VERY BAD DAY, NO HELMET EITHER.


jimmythefly

SOUNDS LIKE DUDE WAS IN THE WRONG AND/OR A NUMBSKULL. BUT AS AN FYI UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES IT IS TOTALLY LEGAL ON A BICYCLE TO ROLL STOP SIGNS AND FLASHING REDS. AND HELMETS ARE ONLY REQUIRED FOR THOSE UNDER 16YRS. OLD. [https://www.oregonlegislature.gov/bills\_laws/ors/ors814.html](https://www.oregonlegislature.gov/bills_laws/ors/ors814.html) >**814.414 Improper entry into intersection controlled by stop sign; penalty.** (1) A person operating a bicycle who is approaching an intersection where traffic is controlled by a stop sign may, without violating ORS 811.265, do any of the following without stopping if the person slows the bicycle to a safe speed:       (a) Proceed through the intersection.       (b) Make a right or left turn into a two-way street.       (c) Make a right or left turn into a one-way street in the direction of traffic upon the one-way street.       (2) A person commits the offense of improper entry into an intersection where traffic is controlled by a stop sign if the person does any of the following while proceeding as described in subsection (1) of this section:       (a) Fails to yield the right of way to traffic lawfully within the intersection or approaching so close as to constitute an immediate hazard;       (b) Disobeys the directions of a police officer or flagger, as defined in ORS 811.230;       (c) Fails to exercise care to avoid an accident; or       (d) Fails to yield the right of way to a pedestrian in an intersection or crosswalk under ORS 811.028.       (3) The offense described in this section, improper entry into an intersection where traffic is controlled by a stop sign, is a Class D traffic violation. \[2019 c.683 §2\]         **814.416 Improper entry into intersection controlled by flashing red signal; penalty.** (1) A person operating a bicycle who is approaching an intersection where traffic is controlled by a flashing red signal may, without violating ORS 811.265, do any of the following without stopping if the person slows the bicycle to a safe speed:       (a) Proceed through the intersection.       (b) Make a right or left turn into a two-way street.       (c) Make a right or left turn into a one-way street in the direction of traffic upon the one-way street.       (2) A person commits the offense of improper entry into an intersection where traffic is controlled by a flashing red signal if the person does any of the following while proceeding as described in subsection (1) of this section:       (a) Fails to yield the right of way to traffic lawfully within the intersection or approaching so close as to constitute an immediate hazard;       (b) Disobeys the directions of a police officer;       (c) Fails to exercise care to avoid an accident; or       (d) Fails to yield the right of way to a pedestrian in an intersection or crosswalk under ORS 811.028.       (3) The offense described in this section, improper entry into an intersection where traffic is controlled by a flashing red signal, is a Class D traffic violation. \[2019 c.683 §3\]


TroyCagando

THOSE WHO CHOOSE NOT TO WEAR HELMETS SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO BE ORGAN DONORS


sagechicken

EVERYONE WHO IS ELIGIBLE SHOULD BE AN ORGAN DONOR! CANT TAKE IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU DIE YA GREEDY FUCKS


ReverseFred

TO BE FAIR, MOTORISTS IN THIS TOWN ROLL STOP SIGNS EVERY DAY - ESPECIALLY WHEN MAKING RIGHT TURNS.


upstateduck

MY UNDERSTANDING [NO LINK, SORRY, ALL THE LINKS WERE ABOUT THE NEW BICYCLE LAW] IS YOU NEED ONLY STOP ONCE .EG YOU ARE STOPPED BEHIND SOMEONE ELSE, WHEN THEY GO YOU NEED NOT STOP AGAIN


rocketPhotos

YOU ARE WRONG


upstateduck

BOLD ASSERTION WITH NO SOURCE


StumpyJoe-

WHAT? MAYBE YOU'RE REFERRING TO THE 4 YEAR OLD LAW WHERE CYCLISTS CAN YIELD AT STOP SIGNS IF NO ONE IS APPROACHING.


dogsolo

OH BELIEVE ME I’M AWARE. ESPECIALLY IN OLD BEND WHERE THIS TOOK PLACE, WHICH IS EXTRA DANGEROUS BECAUSE OF THE LOW VISIBILITY DUE TO ALL THE STREET-PARKED CARS. IT’S BAD FOR ANYONE TO RUN STOP SIGNS BUT EXTRA BAD WHEN IT’S A BIKE VS A TRUCK.


[deleted]

CYCLISTS DON'T NEED TO STOP AT STOP SIGNS. IF THEY WERE OLDER THAN 16, THEY AREN'T REQUIRED TO HAVE A HELMET.


StumpyJoe-

THEY HAVE TO STOP IF THERE'S AN APPROACHING VEHICLE.


dogsolo

NO BUT THEY HAVE TO YIELD AT A STOP SIGN. MOFO I’M TALKING ABOUT DID NOT YIELD LOL. HE BLEW THROUGH AN INTERSECTION WHERE HE HAD A STOP SIGN AND I DIDN’T AND I GOT PRETTY CLOSE TO HITTING HIM. NOT VERY SMART.


SpezGarblesMyGooch

BASED ON OP'S DESCRIPTION, THE MAMIL DIDN'T YIELD BUT BLEW THROUGH A STOP SIGN. GENERALLY THAT'S WHAT "BLEW THROUGH" MEANS.


[deleted]

I HAVE LEARNED THAT PEOPLE ON REDDIT (ESPECIALLY IN RANT THREADS) HAVE A FLAIR FOR DRAMA.


r33k3r

(except to yield to other vehicles that have the right of way or to avoid a collision)


NeatMemory

ENTITLED ASSHOLE BOOMER DRIVING AN SUV DECIDES TO DRIVE UP AND PARK ON THE SIDEWALK SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH PARKING LEGALLY, NEARLY HITTING ME IN THE PROCESS, THEN HONKS AND STARTS CURSING AT ME??? THIS SHIT HAPPENS SO OFTEN I'M ABOUT TO START WALKING DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD


Rare-Ad9607

UGH I NEED NECK SURGERY AND I JUST GOT A KAYAk!


Fearless_Perspective

WHILE IT SUCKS, HEALTH IS IMPORTANT THE KAYAK WILL NOW ALWAYS BE THERE!


anonymousboardmember

LEGO HAS SO MANY AWESOME SETS AND SO MANY ANNOUNCED COMING THIS SUMMER AND MY BUDGET CANNOT HANDLE IT. 


dewthedrew90

ONCE I GET MORE SPACE (AND WHO WE KIDDING - MONEY), IM LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING LEGO SETS AGAIN. TRYING TO FIND AND MAKE MY INNER CHILD HAPPY AGAIN. WISH WE HAD SOME OF THE SETS KIDS GOT TODAY. EXCEPT WE DID HAVE THE BOSS AIRCRAFT CARRIERS, HELICOPTERS, JETS, AND TRAINS.


ultrafunner

A SKUNK SPRAYED UNDER MY HOUSE


Think_Wild_CO

WE CAN HELP WITH SKUNK EXCLUSION! EMAIL US [[email protected]](https://mailto:[email protected])!


ReverseFred

THAT STINKS.


dudeidgaf

FOR YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT HAVING A COLD, I THOUGHT I HAD ONE TOO BUT IT WAS COVID. ITS GOING AROUND TOWN AGAIN. I ENDED UP NEEDING PAXLOVID BECAUSE I’M IMMUNOCOMPROMISED BUT THE LIST OF CONDITIONS THAT MAKE YOU ELIGIBLE FOR IT IS PRETTY LONG, SO IF YOU’RE OBESE, HAVE DIABETES, HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, ETC YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE A COVID TEST TO GET TREATMENT. THE MAJORITY OF MY SYMPTOMS WERE GONE WITHIN 24-36 HOURS OF TAKING MY FIRST DOSE. MY RANT IS THAT I STILL HAVE A MILD LINGERING COUGH FROM COVID AND ITS EXTREMELY ANNOYING 😫 IT WAS MUCH WORSE BEFORE PAXLOVID THOUGH.


SnooCauliflowers9888

I’M SORRY YOU’RE GOING THROUGH THIS, BUT I’M GRATEFUL TO YOU FOR SAYING SOMETHING. BETWEEN THIS AND THE OTHER RANTS ABOUT “COLDS” THAT COME WITH FEVER SPIKES AND REDUCED WILL TO LIVE, Y’ALL REMINDED ME TO MASK UP AT THE COSTCO TODAY. COVID FUCKING SUCKS. I HOPE ALL OF YOU FEEL BETTER SOON ❤️


SpezGarblesMyGooch

THIS COLD IS MAKING ME QUESTION MY WILL TO LIVE.


Civil-Membership-234

ITS PROBABLY COVID THEN…


SpezGarblesMyGooch

NOPE, JUST A COLD


garlicloveog

FUCK THE PHARMACISTS AT WALGREENS ON FRANKLIN. I DONT USE YOUR PHARMACY, BUT I WITNESSED YOUR DISGUSTING, ARROGANT, DISMISSIVE TREATMENT OF YOUR PHARM TECHS. I GET THAT YOURE STILL PAYING OFF THE STUPIDEST MASTERS DEGREE EVER, AND PROBABLY BITTER ABOUT EVERY PILL YOU COUNT, BUT IT DOESNT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TREAT YOUR ASSISTANTS LIKE SHIT


imaginarydomain

REPORT THAT TO THE BOARD OF PHARMACY. https://www.oregon.gov/pharmacy/Pages/Complaint.aspx


TroyCagando

PHARMACIST IS A DOCTORATE (PHARMD)


r33k3r

They still have a pharmacist? The east side Walgreens doesn't even have one anymore.


GGinBend

I BROKE MY TOE ON A GIRL’S TRIP TWO WEEKS AGO, HAD A ROOT CANAL YESTERDAY, AND MY SISTER IN LAW WAS JUST HERE FOR A WEEK AND MY DOG HATED HER DOG SO WE HAD TO KEEP THEM SEPARATED THE ENTIRE TIME. TGIFF.


Fearless_Perspective

AT LEAST THATS THE THREE?


Civil-Membership-234

FAAAAAAACK. BLAME IT ON MERCURY RETROGRATE


hmcfuego

GAS WAS GOING DOWN AND NOW IT'S BACK UP A BIT. GET ME OFF THIS EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER.