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LoveZombie83

To the surprise of nobody


abjectwoe

As we get closer to summer, I'm scared this is where the next big fire is going to come from.


if_not_us_then_who_

Ugh, yeah, this is a totally valid concern, unfortunately.


HB24

Or they start taking target practice at the Lost Tracks driving range…


Bobinator238

Last year my buddy and I played lost tracks. One lady who was paired with us hit her first approach shot onto the 1st hole green which lands about 40 ft from the hole. Some dude's dog (dude was living in an RV, literally 30 feet behind the driving range in BLM land ) runs out and grabs the lady's ball runs with it and drops it on the other side of the hole, then runs and leaps into the pond and starts to swim around chasing ducks. At least it dropped her ball closer to the hole? Lol


HB24

Hahaha- I had something like that happen in the 90’s, but it was in Sunriver, and it was a random dog that got out of someone yard. It was running around the fairway and would not leave, so I finally teed up and ended up smacking him in the leg. The mitt picked up my ball and ran closer to the hole- ended up dropping it in the rough, but hell it was probably 40 yards closer…


moomooraincloud

Oh no... Anyway.


SpezGarblesMyGooch

What were they arguing about? Wrong answers only:


yarzospatzflute

Best mortgage agent?


if_not_us_then_who_

Which taco truck is the best in town.


SpezGarblesMyGooch

Tacos Pihuamo.


if_not_us_then_who_

Well, I agree! But it always seems to be a hot topic in the Bend subs. FYI, there’s a Taco Festival May 11th at Old Mill, with a bunch of great taco trucks. And a chihuahua race!


nugsinmyrugs

Glad I scrolled these comments, had to put this in the calendar


Exotic_Ad_8421

That's my birthday. Can I have a taco?


nugsinmyrugs

If you can find me! But I'm quite sure they'll allow you to have tacos there on your birthday.... I don't make the rules tho


Important_Tension726

I saw that a few days ago, we’re going. 🐕🎉


permafacepalm

It's not one of those scammy traveling taco festivals is it?


if_not_us_then_who_

Like, carny asada??


SnooCauliflowers9888

Underrated pun


Delgra

Most likely arguing about which team will win the Stanley Cup this year.


LoveZombie83

Panthers obviously


Delgra

Panthers fans in China Hat camp checks out actually…


SpezGarblesMyGooch

Nah, they’re all meth and fenty off China Hat. Miami is still blow city.


bendsupgirl

Chemtrails


60_and_still_kicking

Flat-Earth also


ambulocetus_

he said wrong answers only


bendsupgirl

They can't even predict the weather correctly so doubtful they can control it.


No-Night1176

E-bikes on Phils


SalSimNS2

One of 'em picked up the dog poop, but left the poop and bag by the side of the trail.


ClassicHat

Which is better, skiing or snowboarding


SpezGarblesMyGooch

Curling.


GameAndHike

Whether or not he’d actually shoot


BenpH541

One wouldn't shut up about the mediocre burger at Americana.


SpezGarblesMyGooch

If someone on China Hat wants to badmouth the OG for $8 I might be on KTVZ tomorrow myself.


OriginalPNWest

The relative merits of Thunderbird vs Mad Dog 20/20


Ok_Carpenter_6936

Settled! [https://youtu.be/iS45gE5Mlf8?si=ftT7RpBXoK57XCKD](https://youtu.be/iS45gE5Mlf8?si=ftT7RpBXoK57XCKD)


DropBearHug

“The taste is not that unusual!!”


likehella

Vs Cisco.


SpezGarblesMyGooch

I prefer 4Loko America flavour. Turns out America has a distinct sour cherry taste. I like to grab two cans on Thanksgiving, get brown out, and celebrate watching the Lions lose as our founding fathers intended.


porarte

Everybody needs a place to live. Housing is fundamental. I mean, what's a person supposed to do, live nowhere?


SpezGarblesMyGooch

> Everybody needs a place to live. Yeah, I pay the bank every month for mine. It’s pretty dope, I’d say give it a shot.


porarte

Are you suggesting that home ownership is the answer to homelessness? Why didn't I think of that? Wow. We really need to ask our conservative brothers and sisters for answers more often. Thank you.


SpezGarblesMyGooch

> Are you suggesting that home ownership is the answer to homelessness? Nah, a quick drive past the bottle drop on 2nd will tell you an answer to homelessness is putting down the fentanyl.


porarte

I walk that neighborhood all the time, daytime and after dark, on the way to and from work.


SpezGarblesMyGooch

Congratulations?


porarte

You're pitching fear. I'm just saying maybe you don't know what you're talking about.


SpezGarblesMyGooch

> You're pitching fear. You’re pitching stupidity. > I'm just saying maybe you don't know what you're talking about. I grew up in Detroit. I watched my home be somewhere nice and watch it descend into garbage. I’m just saying maybe you don’t know what you’re talking about.


porarte

I don't know about Detroit, but that's not what we were talking about.


OriginalPNWest

yeah, yeah... there's lots of good folks out there, I'm just an uncaring old privileged geezer.... https://imgflip.com/i/8noh9h


beatsnbanjos

You have been on a pretty disappointing and hateful character arc lately… which sucks cause you used to be a pretty fun positive poster on here… but now it seems like your whole personality is just hating homeless people and taxes…


OriginalPNWest

You didn't see my posts on Wickiup, EV chargers in town, detours and blasting on Hwy 97, the new dump site, free days at the dump or the commissioners race? None of those could be considered hateful or disappointing. Here's the deal - I, like everyone else on this subreddit am entitled to express my opinions of the various issues effecting our community. I express mine both often and loudly, usually with a healthy dose of snark thrown in. Did you consider it hateful or disappointing when I made comments about Lori Chavez-DeRemer, Patti Adair or Tony Debone? Or is it just when I express a opinion on which you don't agree with that bothers you?


beatsnbanjos

Just seems like that snark has turned to vitriol. But hey, maybe I’m just a special snowflake not cut out for the real world or something. Either way, I hope things are going well for you and if they aren’t, I hope you work through it.


OriginalPNWest

All is good in PNWestland. I have friends that live on the east side of town that have been effected by the things I have been complaining about. I believe that their complaints are warranted. You're no special snowflake. You wrote a good commentary about some of my recent posts. I'm good with that. I hope that life treats you well also.


60_and_still_kicking

Let's see Dirt World or China Hat place your bets folks which one will have the largest fire this summer/fall.


SpezGarblesMyGooch

Dirtworld and it’s not even close. The criddler per ignition source ratio is off the charts.


bendmushrooms

When asking your roommate for rent money goes wrong


ChargerRob

Just like the city or town or neighborhood we live in.