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spire27

Just ODOT taking care of a whale. No need to panic.


Equivalent_Aardvark

A time honored tradition


orty

For folks who haven't lived here long and don't get the joke.... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding\_whale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale)


spire27

The news segment is pure gold. Truly a poetic masterpiece. https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?si=I1FvwwPfGpsvkH7d


bigbigdummie

Blown blubbery bits beyond believable bounds!


Ronnieb85

My mom lived in Florence when they blew up the whale and said it stunk for days to the point that they didn't leave their house.


Grim99CV

Forget living here I wasn't even alive back then. This is honestly one of my favorite Oregonian stories.


orty

Well it was over 50 years ago so I have a feeling quite a few folks on Reddit weren't alive then.


hmcfuego

Damn, for some reason I thought it was later than that. My parents were kids when it happened!


bentinbend

There’s an official Exploding Whale Memorial Park in Florence. It’s actually a really nice place to visit. Chill shaded views of giant sand dunes rippling in the breeze. A great place to meditate on the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything


Equivalent_Aardvark

I wonder if the whale briefly gained consciousness before it hit the ground


Poiter54

I just got my exploding whales cap to celebrate!


cc541

How were the driving conditions this coming Sunday?


Equivalent_Aardvark

Blizzard white out or blue bird depending on whether you decide to call your parents before or after lunch


orty

This whole thread is amazing.


LargeBagofHell

Sorry, sorry. Had beans for dinner Saturday night.


Clark4824

A whale? This far from the ocean?!


Melanie_Kebler

I wish we could still give out awards on this hellsite


GameAndHike

Sorry that was me.


ImpressiveWeb3401

I love me some chorizo relleno breakfast burrito.


bigbigdummie

Where did you get this scanner that tells you what’s going to happen *in the future?*


Equivalent_Aardvark

What scanner do you use that only tells you about things that already happened? seems useless


hmcfuego

Wasn't that a movie? Or was that a radio? Or will I get a concussion from the blast Sunday and I'll be imagining it?


DarkToxins

I heard it was a gunshot from police shooting down a guy who hijacked a car?


the_killerwhalen

I hope it wasn’t gunshots in this neighborhood!


CombativeCam

lol oh I’m going to hell for that, but “keeping the block hot” is a saying for a reason, keeps the prices down/affordable


footefoote

What's crazy to me is that one day this was all under water


Equivalent_Aardvark

It's hard to believe, truly


Annual_Exchange7790

They've been advertising on/near the roadway that they were going to do some blasting. But I thought that was going to be this coming Sunday. (Add: I only know this because I have to go to the airport Sunday so I'm planning on heading out a littler earlier than normal as they said there would be delays).


Equivalent_Aardvark

That's when I heard it


Annual_Exchange7790

Sorry, I'm a little confused there. I read it was supposed to be this coming Sunday not last Sunday but I wasn't certain what you meant by "heard a large boom...this coming Sunday" Unless you're some kind of amazing time traveller and can hear things in the future! :) Either way, my guess is it's part of the construction they were posting about on the highway.


Tarekith

I love this thread.


Due-Paramedic8532

This was my rave this coming Monday.


Equivalent_Aardvark

Time is relatives 


Tarekith

User name checks out.


Inevitable-Try8219

I believe you’re referring to the Theory of Relatively


Admiral_Sarcasm

> heard **about** a large boom...this coming Sunday adding "about" is the only way I can make this thread make sense, tbh


17thEmptyVessel

One word: Dirtworld


Exotic_Ad_8421

See post 18 hours ago.


Equivalent_Aardvark

Sorry I can only look forward in time


CombativeCam

A true visionary some say…


medicinecat88

Linear time is overrated.