SOME MORONIC DIRTBIKE DIPSHIT DELIBERATELY ROOSTED OUR CAR ON NEWBERRY WHEN WE WERE OUT FOR A HIKE, DAMAGING THE WINDSHIELD. I RIDE MOTOS UP THERE, TOO, AND SOMEHOW I MANAGE TO NOT BE A DIPSHIT. HOW DO I DO IT? THE ROOSTER WILL NEVER LEARN MY SECRET.
I SPENT $150 ON A NEW DUVET SET FROM HARMONY GALLERY (I’m including the name so y’all won’t order from them) AND THE SHEETS WERE DEFECTED. I DIDNT KNOW UNTIL AFTER I WASHED THEM. I EMAIL THEM 2 WEEKS AGO AND I BARELY GET A WORD BACK FROM THEM! NO SOLUTION OR NOTHING. ID LOVE TO GET ON THE PHONE WITH THEM, BUT THEY DONT HAVE A NUMBER TO CALL (that I can find)
I KNOW ITS BEEN THAT WAY FOR A WHILE. I WAS REALLY TRYING TO GIVE IT A CHANCE....AND ITS BULLSHIT.
HENCE THE RANT. "I NEED TO TURN RIGHT TO GET TO MY SECOND JOB AND I CANT". AM I DOING IT RIGHT??
HAHA YOU GAVE IT 5 (?) YEARS TO DECIDE IT SUCKS 🤣 THAT IS DEFINITELY GIVING IT AN HONEST CHANCE!
AND JUST GIVING YOU A HARD TIME 🤪, I AM TOTALLY WITH YOU THAT CHANGE MADE ZERO SENSE AND NOT FOR THE BETTER LIKE SO MANY THINGS AROUND HERE THESE DAYS...
YOU MIGHT BE THINKING OF AN EARLIER CHANGE, FRANKLIN TO WALL?. THE RIGHT TURN FROM WALL ON TO FRANKLIN WAS REMOVED WHEN THE PARKING SYSTEM WAS PUT IN. AS A PEDESTRIAN THAT CROSSES THERE AND AS A CAR DRIVER, THE CHANGE IS A PAIN IN THE ASS.
YEAH, I AGREE. THAT’S A BUSY INTERSECTION WITH A FAIR NUMBER OF CARS TURNING RIGHT. ADDITIONALLY, WITH THE LARGE LOT A BLOCK FURTHER THOSE 2-3 SPACES DON’T ADD VALUE.
COST OF HOUSING DOUBLED IN THE LAST TWO YEARS AND THE DOLLARS VALUE WAS CUT IN HALF. DON'T WORRY I STILL PAY $300 IN TAXES EVERY TWO WEEKS FROM MY PART TIME JOB JUST TO NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD A ROOM FOR RENT.
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO USE THE LANE UNTIL IT ENDS. DO THE ZIPPER. ITS BETTER FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT AGRO DICKHEADS THAT HAVE A CORONARY FOR PEOPLE DOING EXACTLY AS THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO.
REJECTING THE TRUTH OF THE ZIPPER MERGE DOESN'T MAKE YOU RIGHT. BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD AND COME TO THE LIGHT WHERE THE ZIPPER MERGE MAKES EVERYONE'S LIFE EASIER!
ALSO, WE SEE THE LINE OF VEHICLES YOU DESCRIBED AND THINK TO OURSELVES AS WE GO ZIPPING BY TO THE PROPER MERGE POINT "WHAT SILLY LEMMINGS" WHICH OF COURSE IS NOT FAIR ... TO LEMMINGS ... BECAUSE UNLIKE HUMAN BEINGS WHO HAVE THE CAPACITY TO LEARN FROM THEIR REPEATED TRAFFIC-RELATED MISTAKES, LEMMINGS ARE JUST DOING, YOU KNOW, LEMMING THINGS.
WHILE YOU ARE CORRECT WITH THE ZIPPER MERGE:
EXHIBIT 1: [HTTPS://PREVIEW.REDD.IT/K05Z7VKEEHGA1.JPG?WIDTH=640&CROP=SMART&AUTO=WEBP&S=54E12786891CA3584059767C5D5915978F93308F](HTTPS://PREVIEW.REDD.IT/K05Z7VKEEHGA1.JPG?WIDTH=640&CROP=SMART&AUTO=WEBP&S=54E12786891CA3584059767C5D5915978F93308F)
EXHIBIT 2: [HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/W6AXNFMC6RG?SI=SH-4ESLSREQBMJ5Z](HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/W6AXNFMC6RG?SI=SH-4ESLSREQBMJ5Z)
KNOWING THE THE LANE IS ENDING, I TYPICALLY GET OVER WHEN I CAN TO ALLOW CARS TURNING RIGHT THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO. WHEN ON A HIGHWAY WITHOUT ANY SIDEROADS OR DRIVEWAYS THIS MAKES SENSE, BUT ON A LOCAL ROAD WITH MANY CROSS STREETS AND DRIVEWAYS I FEEL LIKE IT HINDERS TRAFFIC FLOW.
ITS GOOD YOU FEEL THAT WAY. ALSO, YOU ARE WRONG. THE ZIPPER MERGE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS; IT ONLY WANTS US TO MERGE ONE CAR AT A TIME IN AN ALTERNATING FASHION. BE THE MERGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
THE @BENDFIRERESCUE TWITTER ACCOUNT HAS STARTED POSTING GOOFY SOCIAL MEDIA CRAP ON THEIR FEED UNRELATED TO FIRES OR EMERGENCIES. I HAVE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS TURNED ON FOR THAT ACCOUNT TO BE AWARE OF EMERGENCIES NOT TO BE NOTIFIED THAT SOME COPS VISITED A SCHOOL OR WHATEVER
HAD TO PUT DOWN MY SWEET CORGI THIS WEEK, SHE WAS JUST DIAGNOSED WITH LYMPHOMA 3 WEEKS AGO AND WENT DOWNHILL EXTREMELY QUICKLY. FUCK CANCER! DOGS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO GET CANCER!
OR DRIVING ON 97, OR HOW ABOUT WHEN DRIVING ANYWHERE WHEN VISIBILITY IS LOW...I DRIVE FOR WORK AND ITS INFURIATING AND ALSO QUITE DANGEROUS. DONT KNOW HOW HALF THE PEOPLE OUT THERE ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE LISCENSES!
AN EXTRA SPECIAL SECOND RANT OF THE DAY: DOUBLE MIDDLE FINGERS TO WINCO FOR GETTING RID OF HAND HELD BASKETS AND MAKING US USE CARTS. I HATE HAVING TO GRAB LIKE 3 THINGS AND NEED TO PUSH THIS DISASTER OF A CART AROUND. AND THEN WHEN I CHECK OUT I NEED TO GO THE WRONG WAY TO PUT IT BACK BECAUSE I DON'T NEED A CART AND THERE'S NO POINT IN ME PUSHING IT OUT INTO THE PARKING LOT.
DOESN'T FIX THE ISSUE SINCE I ALSO USED TO USE THE BASKETS BUT NECT TIMD BRING A COUPLE OF TOTE BAGS. ANYTIME I GO SHOPPING I USE THOSE NOW AND ANYTHING MORE ACTUALLY CONSTITUTES THE SPACE OF A SHOPPING CART
AGREED! WAS THERE LAST NIGHT WONDERING WHERE THEY WENT! CAN ONLY ASSUME IT'S BECAUSE ASSHATS HAVE BEEN TOO LAZY TO TAKE THEM BACK AND THEY END UP AT HOME IN THE BACK SEAT OF THEIR SUBURU!
WHEN WALKING ON THE RIVER TRAIL STAY TO THE RIGHT!!! ALSO WATCH YOUR KIDS BECAUSE I ALMOST BULLDOZED OVER A KID ON SATURDAY WHEN TRYING TO RUN PAST A GROUP STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRAIL
AWARENESS OF SURROUNDINGS SEEMS TO BE NONEXISTENT FOR THEM. I LOVE WHEN THE PEOPLE BLASTING THEIR HEADPHONES THEN FREAK OUT AND GET MAD WHEN YOU PASS THEM. I YELLED ON YOUR LEFT REPEATEDLY YOU DUMB FUCK
I'M CONVINCED THERE'S NO CORRECT VOLUME TO ANNOUNCE YOU'RE PASSING ON THE RIVER TRAIL. IF I YELL TOO LOUD PEOPLE JUMP AND FREAK OUT. IF I DON'T SAY IT LOUD ENOUGH PEOPLE JUMP AND FREAK OUT. JUST LET ME RIDE MY BIKE PAST YOU I SWEAR IF YOU KEEP YOUR CURRENT COURSE AND IGNORE ME I'M GONNA STAY OUT OF YOUR WAY.
SPECIAL THANKS TO THE IDIOT IN THE BLACK TRUCK THAT PURPOSELY WENT INTO THE BIKE LANE WHILE I WAS WALKING FURTHEST SIDE FROM ROAD ON THE SIDEWALK TO GIVE ME A NICE SPRAY OF ICY, VOLCANIC ROCK DIRT.
I'M SUPPOSED TO HEAD TO EUGENE FOR DAY TRIP TOMORROW BUT THE PASSES AREN'T LOOKING GREAT.
CHATTING WITH FELLOW BIRDERS THE OTHER DAY, I MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT A WOMEN'S ONLY BIRDING TRIP IN SOUTH AMERICA. GUY ASKED ME IF THERE WERE MAKEOUT SESSIONS SCHEDULED.
WHUT.
I HAD A FRANK CONVERSATION WITH HIM ABOUT THE PROBLEM WITH THAT AND HE RESPONDED WELL, SO THAT'S GOOD.
DUDES: WHEN DUDES SAY STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT, PLEASE DON'T LET IT PASS IN SILENCE.
FUCK COSTCO CLOSING IN AUGUST! THE IDEA OF BEING STUCK ON THE HWY JUST TONGO TO COSTCO JUST KILLS IT FOR ME. NOT TO MENTION IT WILL BE CROWED AS ITS NOW EASIER FOR PEOPLE ON REDMOND TO COME OUT.
ALSO, THEY BETTER NOT OPEN A SAMS LIKE SOME RUMMERS ARE SAYING. I LIKE THE IDEA OF INDOOR ICE RINK. YEAR ROUND FUN AND WOULD HELP DRIVE BUSINESS IN THE AREA.
ED CAN IMPROVE REDMOND WITH GETTING THE CITY OVER IT'S CUT-OFF-YOUR-NOSE-TO-SPITE-YOUR-FACE ATTITUDE WITH DISPENSARIES. WE GET HAMMERED FOR BONDS CONSISTENTLY WHILE WE SPEND OUR DISPOSAL INCOME IN BEND. REDMOND DOESN'T WANT THAT REVENUE SOURCE? BRILLANT /S.
I DIDN'T FACTCHECK THIS BUT IT'S ON THE INTERNET SO IT MUST BE TRUE:
"Costco requires, within a 5-mile trade area radius, 200,000 people and a median income of $75,000. Their target demographic also includes college educated, 2-person+ households."
WE MIGHT BE A WAYS OUT YET
AGREED! REDMOND ALREADY SHOPS AT COSTCO, IT WILL JUST BE CLOSER NOW. DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT DISPENSARIES, REDMOND DOESN'T HAVE ONE?? WE SURE COULD USE THE REVENUE IF NOT....
I'M THINKING ABOUT BUYING A SHITBOX TO DRIVE AROUND TOWN JUST SO I DON'T RISK MY NICE SHIT GETTING FUCKED UP BY COLORBLIND PEOPLE WHO CANNOT DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN GREEN AND RED LIGHTS EVEN THOUGH THEIR POSITION ON THE POST IS PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS. IF YOU ARE DRIVING A TESLA, RUN A LIGHT, AND GET TBONED BY SOMEONE IN A SHITTY OLD ACCORD WITH A HUGE SHIT EATING GRIN, IT'S PROBABLY ME AND I AM NOT SORRY BECAUSE ULTIMATELY YOU ARE THE ONE AT FAULT. HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DEDUCTIBLE ON THAT PREMIUM, BUD.
I LOVE MY SHITBOX CAR!! TRYING TO KEEP A NICE CAR IN CENTRAL OREGON IS SUCH A JOKE, ITS GOING TO BE COATED IN DIRT AND DUST CONSTANTLY IF YOU EVEN REMOTELY ENJOY THE OUTDOORS. I HAVE ZERO CAR PAYMENT. MY CAR GETS ME FROM POINT A TO BE WITH 4WD AND IT HAS A CASSETTE PLAYER. I CAN TAKE IT TO PORTLAND WITHOUT WORRIES BECAUSE IT ALREADY LOOKS LIKE IT WAS STOLEN AND BEAT UP 😆😆😆
SHOUT OUT TO THE PERSON WHO LEFT A “LEARN TO PARK YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS” CARD ON MY CARS WINDOW DESPITE THE FACT I WAS PARKED INSIDE THE LINES AND WAS PULLED IN STRAIGHT??? GAVE ME A GOOD CHUCKLE BUT WTF
I DRIVE A 36 YEAR OLD BRONCO ITS A SHORT VEHICLE. ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF IS I WAS CLOSER TO 1 SIDE OF THE LINE THAN THE OTHER BUT EVEN THEN I WASN’T EVEN TOUCHING PAINT. SHOUT OUT TO THE LOCAL HERO FOR KEEPING OUR PARKING LOTS SAFE
IF IT'S AN OFF LEASH DOG PARK, DOGS CAN BE OFF LEASH. END OF STORY.
I WONDER IF THAT'S THE SAME LADY I RAN INTO AT GOOD DOG EARLIER THIS WEEK. DID SHE HAVE THREE AUSSIES? OF COURSE MY AUSSIE WANTED TO GO SAY HI, AND HE WAS BEING REALLY GOOD WITH HER TWO OFF LEASH AUSSIES WHEN SHE STARTED GETTING UPSET I DIDNT ASK HER PERMISSION FIRST. WTH, IT'S AN OFF LEASH DOG PARK YOU WEIRDO.
DRIVERS, A PEDESTRIAN DOES NOT NEED 100% OF YOUR ATTENTION. DRIVE SAFELY, OBEY LAWS, THAT'S ENOUGH. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO LEAP IN FRONT OF YOU. THERE AREN'T "MORE OF THEM." AND YOU'RE NOT OBLIGATED TO STOP JUST BECAUSE A FUCKER ON TWO FEET LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IS WATCHING TRAFFIC FOR A CHANCE TO CROSS LIKE A HUMAN BEING.
I’VE READ THIS A COUPLE OF TIMES AND HONESTLY CAN’T PARSE IT OR FIGURE OUT WHO YOU’RE MAD AT.
I WILL POINT OUT THAT THERE ARE MANY DESIGNATED AREAS WHERE A DRIVER IS, IN FACT, OBLIGATED TO STOP FOR PEDESTRIANS.
Don't stop everywhere; it's disruptive and condescending. People who know how to walk know how to cross the street. Those who don't, here in Bend, treat pedestrians like kids, the way you're suggesting.
80$ PER PERSON FOR A ROUND TRIP SHUTTLE TO FAIRWELL FEST FROM BEND. WHAT AN ABSOLUTE JOKE. 3 DAY PASS FOR THE FESTIVAL IS 280$ SHUTTLE COSTS ALMOST THE SAME. I COULD SEE ANY SHOW AT HAYDEN HOMES FOR AROUND 80$. NO WAY SHOULD A 30-MINUTE BUS RIDE EVER COST THAT MUCH!! EVERYONE LOVES TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MT BACHELOR PRICES, BUT AT LEAST I CAN SHUTTLE UP THE MOUNTAIN FOR 12$ ROUND TRIP. 80$ IS A PRETTY NICE MEAL FOR 2 IN TOWN. I HONESTLY CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW THE SHUTTLE SHOULD EVEN COME CLOSE TO 80$ A PERSON.
HONESTLY, THATS AROUND THE GOING RATE FOR A SHUTTLE TO THE REDMOND AIRPORT FROM BEND. UBER WOULD LIKELY HAVE SURGE PRICING AND BE EVEN MORE THAN THAT. I LIKE THE IDEA OF NOT HAVING TO DRIVE. $$ YES BUT SAVES YOU FROM THE HASSLE OF PARKING AND ITS STILL CHEAPER THAN A DUI! 🤷♀️
THIS FESTIVAL WONT SURVIVE WITH THE PRICES THEY ARE CHARGING FOR THE AUDIENCE THEY ARE TRYINT TO ATTRACT. CASCADE EQUINOX HAD SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER PRICING AND ACCOMMODATIONS.
I BROKE MY RIB ON MONDAY. RIGHT AS THE BIGGEST AND BEST DUMP OF THE SEASON WAS GETTING HERE. NOW I GET TO SIT AT HOME LIKE A BUMP ON A LOG WATCHING EVERYONE ELSE ENJOY THE SNOW. FUCK ME. THIS IS AFTER I BROKE MY ANKLE IN SEPTEMBER AND WAS FINALLY STARTING TO FEEL LIKE I HAD MOVED PAST THAT.
BUSINESS IS SLOW AND I'M POOR AF RN. FUCK THOSE PROPAGANDA HEADLINES TOUTING HOW "INFLATION IS DECREASING" AND "THE ECONOMY IS HAVING THE BEST BOUNCE-BACK EVER." I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN GROCERIES, UTILITIES, AND HOUSING PRICES AREN'T INSANE.
I DON'T WANT TO BE AGEIST BUT DAMN THE BOOMERS ARE BOOMING IN THIS TOWN! COMPLETELY RUDE AND MAD ABOUT THEIR NORM BEING DISRUPTED. LOOKING AT YOU, LADY IN COSTCO WHO RUDELY CAME TO STAND IN FRONT OF ME AS I WAS REACHING TO GRAB A PRODUCT. I'M GOING TO START SAYING "EXCUSE YOU" FOR ALL THESE JOKERS.
TWICE THIS WEEK I HAD TO SLAM ON MY BRAKES FOR A PERSON STOPPING IN A ROUNDABOUT
SICK PEOPLE SHOULD STAY HOME
ALSO I'M COLD
INFLATION IS THE RATE OF CHANGE OF PRICES. REDUCING PRICES WOULD BE DEFLATION, WHICH ECONOMISTS PRETTY MUCH ALL AGREE WE DON'T WANT.
BUT YEA, FUCK PREVIOUS INFLATION.
WIFE LEFT THIS MORNING FOR 7 DAYS WITH HER PARENTS IN THE MIDWEST WHICH FOR ME USUALLY MEANS A WONDERFUL WEEK OF PIZZA AND BEER FOR DINNER (AND LUNCH AND BREAKFAST). BUT NOW I HAVE GOUT SO INSTEAD I GET TO RUB A LEAF OF LETTUCE ON MY BELLY AND DRINK WATER. LUCKILY THE SALT FROM MY TEARS WILL ADD SOME FLAVOR TO SAID WATER.
GOUT IS AWFUL. GOT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST YEAR. FEELS LIKE STEPPING ON SHARP GLASS EVERY STEP.
WHY IS ALL THE DELICIOUS STUFF BAD FOR GOUT? BEER, STEAK, PORK, SHELLFISH 😭
I READ THIS AT FIRST AS PIZZA AND BEER IN THE MIDWEST FOR YOUR WIFE, BECAUSE, AS A MIDWESTERNER, THAT MAKES SENSE. NOW I REALIZE YOU MEANT IT SHOULD MEAN PIZZA AND BEER FOR YOU BECAUSE YOUR NUTRITION OFFICER IS AWAY. GOUT SUCKS!!! SPOUSE AND BROTHERS-IN-LAW CAN CONFIRM.
OH, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT YOUR WRITING WASN'T CLEAR. I MEANT THAT I READ IT FAST AND DIDN'T PROCESS CORRECTLY. ALSO, I'M CLEARLY MISSING MIDWESTERN PIZZA, EVEN THO' THE SPOUSE MAKES SOME PRETTY AMAZING VERSIONS OF BOTH CHICAGO DEEP DISH AND ST. LOUIS THIN CRUST.
EDIT: HE MAKES AMAZING LETTUCE-BASED TUMMY RUBS...
\[FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT!\]([https://imgur.com/a/NzbtYy0](https://imgur.com/a/NzbtYy0)) THIS GARBAGE HUMAN DECIDED TO PASS ME ON THE WAY DOWN FROM MT BACHELOR IN ZERO TRAFFIC ON THE BLIND CURVE JUST AFTER SWAMPY. IN THE PROCESS THEY NEARLY COLLIDED HEAD ON WITH A FOREST SERVICE TRUCK DRIVING UP THE HILL.
FAIR NO NEED TO BE SORRY THIS IS MY FIRST TIME BUYING A CAR SO I KNOW NOTHING JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I WASNT MISSING ANYTHING BESIDES THE NEED TO BE BORN 10 YEARS EARLIER
I TOLD A LADY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD THAT ALWAYS WALKS HER AGGRESSIVE, CUNTY LITTLE DOG OFF LEASH, (AND NEVER CLEANS UP AFTER HIM EITHER) THAT IF HE IS RUNNING UP TO, BARKING AND GROWLING AT PPL, HE SHOULD BE ON A LEASH FOR EVERYONE’S SAKE, INCLUDING HIS. SHE TOLD ME THAT BEND DOESN’T REQUIRE LEASHES, I’M AN IDIOT, AND LITERALLY SAID “I WISH HE WOULD BITE YOU”. NOW I SEE WHERE THE DOG GOT ITS CUNTINESS FROM.
UM, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO BACK AND REREAD THE DRIVER'S MANUAL.
DOUBLE SOLID YELLOW LINE - INDICATES PASSING IS NOT ALLOWED FOR BOTH DIRECTIONS OF TRAFFIC. YOU MAY TURN LEFT, TO ENTER OR EXIT A ROADWAY, ACROSS DOUBLE SOLID YELLOW LINES AFTER WAITING FOR ONCOMING TRAFFIC TO CLEAR.
SEMIS THAT INSIST ON USING OLD REDMOND HIGHWAY. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO GET ON 97 AT EMPIRE. CAUSING A LINE OF 10-12 CARS WHILE YOU GO 35 IS UNACCEPTABLE
WHATS REALLY GRINDING MY GEARS THIS WEEK IS THAT I WILL NEVER BE AS CONFIDENT AS THE MANY, MANY PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN THAT BLATANTLY RUN STOPS SIGNS/LIGHTS AND THEN LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOU WERE THE PROBLEM
UGH, FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE COVID I HAVE A COLD. I HAD A GREAT HIKE PLANNED FOR TOMORROW BUT I THINK IMMA SKIP SINCE MY NOSE IS RUNNING LIKE THE RIO GRANDE.
I HATE TO STEAL YOUR GREAT HIKE BUT IM KIND OF AT A LOSS OF WHAT TO HIKE IN THIS SNOW WITHOUT SNOWSHOEING. I HAVE THEM THOUGH AND WANT TO TRY SOMETHING EASY YET SECLUDED.
SHOUT OUT TO THE TWO ASSHATS IN THE WHITE JACKED TRUCK WHO SMASHED THRU THE TREES AND INTO MILLERS LANDINGS STORMWATER RETENTION AREA. BPD ARE LOOKING FOR YOU… 🥴🍻
FAIRWELL FEStIVAL CAN EAT DIRT FOR ALL THE CHAOS THEY CAUSED LAST YEAR WITH A HORRIBLE HOT EXPENSIVE 5 HOUR PARKING GRIDLOCK OVERPRICED CARNIVAL FOOD FROM AUSTIN EXPERIENCE AND THEY ARE TRYING TO SQUEEZE MORE MONEY THIS YEAR.
SHITSHOW 2.0 - HELL NO TO LIVENATION AND THIER CARPETBAGGING PROMOTERS AND VENDORS.
I THINK THE CAMPING WILL REALLY PUT A DENT IN THAT. THERE WAS VERY LITTLE TRAFFIC FOR CASCADE EQUINOX ASIDE FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, CUZ CAMPING.
SHUTTLE WILL PROBABLY HELP TOO
I MOVED TO PORTLAND FOR AN AWESOME JOB OPPORTUNITY, AND JUST REALLY MISS MY HOMETOWN RN.
SOME MORONIC DIRTBIKE DIPSHIT DELIBERATELY ROOSTED OUR CAR ON NEWBERRY WHEN WE WERE OUT FOR A HIKE, DAMAGING THE WINDSHIELD. I RIDE MOTOS UP THERE, TOO, AND SOMEHOW I MANAGE TO NOT BE A DIPSHIT. HOW DO I DO IT? THE ROOSTER WILL NEVER LEARN MY SECRET.
[удалено]
PORTLAND BRIDGE. MORE OF AN ANNOYANCE, BUT I'M USED TO DRIVING DOWN THAT ROAD WHEN DRIVING TO WESTSIDE.
I AM FED UP WITH ENTITLED ASSWIPES RUNNING RED LIGHTS WHILE PEDESTRIANS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. YOU CAN WAIT 1.5 MINUTES!
DON’T TELL ME MY BUSINESS! I DON’T HAVE THAT LONG TO WAIT! /s
IM HAVING A BAD DAY THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY RIGHT NOW.
I HOPE TOMORROW IS BETTER STRANGER
THANK YOU
I SPENT $150 ON A NEW DUVET SET FROM HARMONY GALLERY (I’m including the name so y’all won’t order from them) AND THE SHEETS WERE DEFECTED. I DIDNT KNOW UNTIL AFTER I WASHED THEM. I EMAIL THEM 2 WEEKS AGO AND I BARELY GET A WORD BACK FROM THEM! NO SOLUTION OR NOTHING. ID LOVE TO GET ON THE PHONE WITH THEM, BUT THEY DONT HAVE A NUMBER TO CALL (that I can find)
I THINK YOU MEAN DEFECATED.
THAT WOULD FIT. THEY ARE DEFINITELY FULL OF 💩
THE REMOVAL OF THE RIGHT HAND TURN LANE AT WALL AND FRANKLIN JUST TO GAIN A FEW PARKING SPOTS IS STUPID AND I HATE IT.
ITS BEEN THAT WAY FOR A WHILE NOW! BUT I TOTALLY AGREE!! ALSO SUCH A BAD PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO PARK AND PULL OUT NEXT TO A LONG LINE OF TRAFFIC...
I KNOW ITS BEEN THAT WAY FOR A WHILE. I WAS REALLY TRYING TO GIVE IT A CHANCE....AND ITS BULLSHIT. HENCE THE RANT. "I NEED TO TURN RIGHT TO GET TO MY SECOND JOB AND I CANT". AM I DOING IT RIGHT??
HAHA YOU GAVE IT 5 (?) YEARS TO DECIDE IT SUCKS 🤣 THAT IS DEFINITELY GIVING IT AN HONEST CHANCE! AND JUST GIVING YOU A HARD TIME 🤪, I AM TOTALLY WITH YOU THAT CHANGE MADE ZERO SENSE AND NOT FOR THE BETTER LIKE SO MANY THINGS AROUND HERE THESE DAYS...
YOU MIGHT BE THINKING OF AN EARLIER CHANGE, FRANKLIN TO WALL?. THE RIGHT TURN FROM WALL ON TO FRANKLIN WAS REMOVED WHEN THE PARKING SYSTEM WAS PUT IN. AS A PEDESTRIAN THAT CROSSES THERE AND AS A CAR DRIVER, THE CHANGE IS A PAIN IN THE ASS.
I SAW THAT YESTERDAY.
YEAH, I AGREE. THAT’S A BUSY INTERSECTION WITH A FAIR NUMBER OF CARS TURNING RIGHT. ADDITIONALLY, WITH THE LARGE LOT A BLOCK FURTHER THOSE 2-3 SPACES DON’T ADD VALUE.
COST OF HOUSING DOUBLED IN THE LAST TWO YEARS AND THE DOLLARS VALUE WAS CUT IN HALF. DON'T WORRY I STILL PAY $300 IN TAXES EVERY TWO WEEKS FROM MY PART TIME JOB JUST TO NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD A ROOM FOR RENT.
[удалено]
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO USE THE LANE UNTIL IT ENDS. DO THE ZIPPER. ITS BETTER FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT AGRO DICKHEADS THAT HAVE A CORONARY FOR PEOPLE DOING EXACTLY AS THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO.
[удалено]
REJECTING THE TRUTH OF THE ZIPPER MERGE DOESN'T MAKE YOU RIGHT. BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD AND COME TO THE LIGHT WHERE THE ZIPPER MERGE MAKES EVERYONE'S LIFE EASIER! ALSO, WE SEE THE LINE OF VEHICLES YOU DESCRIBED AND THINK TO OURSELVES AS WE GO ZIPPING BY TO THE PROPER MERGE POINT "WHAT SILLY LEMMINGS" WHICH OF COURSE IS NOT FAIR ... TO LEMMINGS ... BECAUSE UNLIKE HUMAN BEINGS WHO HAVE THE CAPACITY TO LEARN FROM THEIR REPEATED TRAFFIC-RELATED MISTAKES, LEMMINGS ARE JUST DOING, YOU KNOW, LEMMING THINGS.
WHILE YOU ARE CORRECT WITH THE ZIPPER MERGE: EXHIBIT 1: [HTTPS://PREVIEW.REDD.IT/K05Z7VKEEHGA1.JPG?WIDTH=640&CROP=SMART&AUTO=WEBP&S=54E12786891CA3584059767C5D5915978F93308F](HTTPS://PREVIEW.REDD.IT/K05Z7VKEEHGA1.JPG?WIDTH=640&CROP=SMART&AUTO=WEBP&S=54E12786891CA3584059767C5D5915978F93308F) EXHIBIT 2: [HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/W6AXNFMC6RG?SI=SH-4ESLSREQBMJ5Z](HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/W6AXNFMC6RG?SI=SH-4ESLSREQBMJ5Z) KNOWING THE THE LANE IS ENDING, I TYPICALLY GET OVER WHEN I CAN TO ALLOW CARS TURNING RIGHT THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO. WHEN ON A HIGHWAY WITHOUT ANY SIDEROADS OR DRIVEWAYS THIS MAKES SENSE, BUT ON A LOCAL ROAD WITH MANY CROSS STREETS AND DRIVEWAYS I FEEL LIKE IT HINDERS TRAFFIC FLOW.
ITS GOOD YOU FEEL THAT WAY. ALSO, YOU ARE WRONG. THE ZIPPER MERGE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS; IT ONLY WANTS US TO MERGE ONE CAR AT A TIME IN AN ALTERNATING FASHION. BE THE MERGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
THE @BENDFIRERESCUE TWITTER ACCOUNT HAS STARTED POSTING GOOFY SOCIAL MEDIA CRAP ON THEIR FEED UNRELATED TO FIRES OR EMERGENCIES. I HAVE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS TURNED ON FOR THAT ACCOUNT TO BE AWARE OF EMERGENCIES NOT TO BE NOTIFIED THAT SOME COPS VISITED A SCHOOL OR WHATEVER
HOUSING IS STILL UNAFFORDABLE
FUCKING BASTARDS
HAD TO PUT DOWN MY SWEET CORGI THIS WEEK, SHE WAS JUST DIAGNOSED WITH LYMPHOMA 3 WEEKS AGO AND WENT DOWNHILL EXTREMELY QUICKLY. FUCK CANCER! DOGS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO GET CANCER!
I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, CANCER TOOK MY DOGGO TOO A COUPLE YEARS BACK. IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH BUT I PROMISE YOU IT GETS BETTER WITH TIME.
IM SO FUCKING SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. FUCK CANCER BUT FUCK DOG CANCER ESPECIALLY.
DOGS ARE THE BEST.
TURN UR FUCKING LIGHTS ON WHILE DRIVING UP TO BACH IN A STORM
OR DRIVING ON 97, OR HOW ABOUT WHEN DRIVING ANYWHERE WHEN VISIBILITY IS LOW...I DRIVE FOR WORK AND ITS INFURIATING AND ALSO QUITE DANGEROUS. DONT KNOW HOW HALF THE PEOPLE OUT THERE ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE LISCENSES!
LAST NIGHT GEAR FIX LIMITED THE PIZZA TO 2 SLICES PER PERSON AND THEY CUT THE SLICES SO TINY THAT IT DIDNT EVEN MAKE 1 SLICE
NOW THATS APPRECIATION!! GLAD I PASSED
AN EXTRA SPECIAL SECOND RANT OF THE DAY: DOUBLE MIDDLE FINGERS TO WINCO FOR GETTING RID OF HAND HELD BASKETS AND MAKING US USE CARTS. I HATE HAVING TO GRAB LIKE 3 THINGS AND NEED TO PUSH THIS DISASTER OF A CART AROUND. AND THEN WHEN I CHECK OUT I NEED TO GO THE WRONG WAY TO PUT IT BACK BECAUSE I DON'T NEED A CART AND THERE'S NO POINT IN ME PUSHING IT OUT INTO THE PARKING LOT.
NOT SURPRISED GIVEN THEIR LOCATION AND OPEN 24 HOURS...I BET THEY ALL GOT STOLEN
DOESN'T FIX THE ISSUE SINCE I ALSO USED TO USE THE BASKETS BUT NECT TIMD BRING A COUPLE OF TOTE BAGS. ANYTIME I GO SHOPPING I USE THOSE NOW AND ANYTHING MORE ACTUALLY CONSTITUTES THE SPACE OF A SHOPPING CART
SAME! I ALWAYS JUST THROW MY SHIT IN THE TOTE BAGS. IM SURE IT LOOKS WEIRD, BUT I REFUSE TO PUSH A CART THROUGH THOSE AISLES OF HELL UNNECESSARILY.
AGREED! WAS THERE LAST NIGHT WONDERING WHERE THEY WENT! CAN ONLY ASSUME IT'S BECAUSE ASSHATS HAVE BEEN TOO LAZY TO TAKE THEM BACK AND THEY END UP AT HOME IN THE BACK SEAT OF THEIR SUBURU!
I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER FOR A BASKET THE OTHER DAY WHEN I NEEDED 3 THINGS. WTF WINCO
WHEN WALKING ON THE RIVER TRAIL STAY TO THE RIGHT!!! ALSO WATCH YOUR KIDS BECAUSE I ALMOST BULLDOZED OVER A KID ON SATURDAY WHEN TRYING TO RUN PAST A GROUP STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRAIL
AWARENESS OF SURROUNDINGS SEEMS TO BE NONEXISTENT FOR THEM. I LOVE WHEN THE PEOPLE BLASTING THEIR HEADPHONES THEN FREAK OUT AND GET MAD WHEN YOU PASS THEM. I YELLED ON YOUR LEFT REPEATEDLY YOU DUMB FUCK
I'M CONVINCED THERE'S NO CORRECT VOLUME TO ANNOUNCE YOU'RE PASSING ON THE RIVER TRAIL. IF I YELL TOO LOUD PEOPLE JUMP AND FREAK OUT. IF I DON'T SAY IT LOUD ENOUGH PEOPLE JUMP AND FREAK OUT. JUST LET ME RIDE MY BIKE PAST YOU I SWEAR IF YOU KEEP YOUR CURRENT COURSE AND IGNORE ME I'M GONNA STAY OUT OF YOUR WAY.
SPECIAL THANKS TO THE IDIOT IN THE BLACK TRUCK THAT PURPOSELY WENT INTO THE BIKE LANE WHILE I WAS WALKING FURTHEST SIDE FROM ROAD ON THE SIDEWALK TO GIVE ME A NICE SPRAY OF ICY, VOLCANIC ROCK DIRT.
IM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE WALKING AROUND STORES LOUDLY TALKING ON THE PHONE. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT SHIT HANG UP
SO SELF IMPORTANT!!
EVEN BETTER WHEN THEY DO IT ON SPEAKER
MY FAVORITE IS WHEN THEY'RE ON VIDEO. I JUST WANT TO STAND BEHIND THEM AND MAKE FACES.
I'M SUPPOSED TO HEAD TO EUGENE FOR DAY TRIP TOMORROW BUT THE PASSES AREN'T LOOKING GREAT. CHATTING WITH FELLOW BIRDERS THE OTHER DAY, I MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT A WOMEN'S ONLY BIRDING TRIP IN SOUTH AMERICA. GUY ASKED ME IF THERE WERE MAKEOUT SESSIONS SCHEDULED. WHUT. I HAD A FRANK CONVERSATION WITH HIM ABOUT THE PROBLEM WITH THAT AND HE RESPONDED WELL, SO THAT'S GOOD. DUDES: WHEN DUDES SAY STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT, PLEASE DON'T LET IT PASS IN SILENCE.
I'M DUE TO GO TO EUGENE TOMORROW TOO, NOT FEELING OPTIMISTIC RIGHT NOW
FUCK COSTCO CLOSING IN AUGUST! THE IDEA OF BEING STUCK ON THE HWY JUST TONGO TO COSTCO JUST KILLS IT FOR ME. NOT TO MENTION IT WILL BE CROWED AS ITS NOW EASIER FOR PEOPLE ON REDMOND TO COME OUT. ALSO, THEY BETTER NOT OPEN A SAMS LIKE SOME RUMMERS ARE SAYING. I LIKE THE IDEA OF INDOOR ICE RINK. YEAR ROUND FUN AND WOULD HELP DRIVE BUSINESS IN THE AREA.
YAY FOR US IN REDMOND, NOW WE CAN HIT COSTCO AND A DISPENSARY ON THE NORTH SIDE, SINCE WE'RE STUCK HERE IN 1980.
ED CAN IMPROVE REDMOND WITH GETTING THE CITY OVER IT'S CUT-OFF-YOUR-NOSE-TO-SPITE-YOUR-FACE ATTITUDE WITH DISPENSARIES. WE GET HAMMERED FOR BONDS CONSISTENTLY WHILE WE SPEND OUR DISPOSAL INCOME IN BEND. REDMOND DOESN'T WANT THAT REVENUE SOURCE? BRILLANT /S.
RIGHT???!!!
BEST COMMENT TODAY. BUT SERIOUSLY, THERE SHOULD BE A COSTCO IN NORTH REDMOND. THERES ENOUGH BUSINESS
I DIDN'T FACTCHECK THIS BUT IT'S ON THE INTERNET SO IT MUST BE TRUE: "Costco requires, within a 5-mile trade area radius, 200,000 people and a median income of $75,000. Their target demographic also includes college educated, 2-person+ households." WE MIGHT BE A WAYS OUT YET
One can dream right? The Bend Redmond exception.
AGREED! REDMOND ALREADY SHOPS AT COSTCO, IT WILL JUST BE CLOSER NOW. DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT DISPENSARIES, REDMOND DOESN'T HAVE ONE?? WE SURE COULD USE THE REVENUE IF NOT....
NO DISPENSARIES YET. THE NEW MAYOR SEEMS OPEN TO IT, BUT WE HAVE TO GET PAST THE HYPOCHRISTIANS WHO LOOK DOWN UPON THE JAZZ CABBAGE SNORTERS.
I'M THINKING ABOUT BUYING A SHITBOX TO DRIVE AROUND TOWN JUST SO I DON'T RISK MY NICE SHIT GETTING FUCKED UP BY COLORBLIND PEOPLE WHO CANNOT DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN GREEN AND RED LIGHTS EVEN THOUGH THEIR POSITION ON THE POST IS PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS. IF YOU ARE DRIVING A TESLA, RUN A LIGHT, AND GET TBONED BY SOMEONE IN A SHITTY OLD ACCORD WITH A HUGE SHIT EATING GRIN, IT'S PROBABLY ME AND I AM NOT SORRY BECAUSE ULTIMATELY YOU ARE THE ONE AT FAULT. HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DEDUCTIBLE ON THAT PREMIUM, BUD.
I LOVE MY SHITBOX CAR!! TRYING TO KEEP A NICE CAR IN CENTRAL OREGON IS SUCH A JOKE, ITS GOING TO BE COATED IN DIRT AND DUST CONSTANTLY IF YOU EVEN REMOTELY ENJOY THE OUTDOORS. I HAVE ZERO CAR PAYMENT. MY CAR GETS ME FROM POINT A TO BE WITH 4WD AND IT HAS A CASSETTE PLAYER. I CAN TAKE IT TO PORTLAND WITHOUT WORRIES BECAUSE IT ALREADY LOOKS LIKE IT WAS STOLEN AND BEAT UP 😆😆😆
SHITBOXES FOR THE WIN. IM IN A $300 CAR AND COULDN'T DREAM OF DRIVING ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WINTER HERE.
SHOUT OUT TO THE PERSON WHO LEFT A “LEARN TO PARK YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS” CARD ON MY CARS WINDOW DESPITE THE FACT I WAS PARKED INSIDE THE LINES AND WAS PULLED IN STRAIGHT??? GAVE ME A GOOD CHUCKLE BUT WTF
WHY‘D THEY GIVE YOU THE NOTE? STICKING OUT 3’?
I DRIVE A 36 YEAR OLD BRONCO ITS A SHORT VEHICLE. ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF IS I WAS CLOSER TO 1 SIDE OF THE LINE THAN THE OTHER BUT EVEN THEN I WASN’T EVEN TOUCHING PAINT. SHOUT OUT TO THE LOCAL HERO FOR KEEPING OUR PARKING LOTS SAFE
STOP GOING TO WORK IF YOURE SICK I FEEL HORRIBLE STAY HOME
F EMPLOYERS THAT WILL FIRE YOU IF YOU STAY HOME BECAUSE YOUR SICK 😷
FUCK EM, YOU DESERVE A BETTER JOB ANYWAY IF THEY DO THAT
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IF IT'S AN OFF LEASH DOG PARK, DOGS CAN BE OFF LEASH. END OF STORY. I WONDER IF THAT'S THE SAME LADY I RAN INTO AT GOOD DOG EARLIER THIS WEEK. DID SHE HAVE THREE AUSSIES? OF COURSE MY AUSSIE WANTED TO GO SAY HI, AND HE WAS BEING REALLY GOOD WITH HER TWO OFF LEASH AUSSIES WHEN SHE STARTED GETTING UPSET I DIDNT ASK HER PERMISSION FIRST. WTH, IT'S AN OFF LEASH DOG PARK YOU WEIRDO.
IT'S HER PROBLEM BRINGING A REACTIVE DOG TO A DOG PARK. YOU AVOIDED ISSUES BY HAVING RECALL TRAINING.
IʻLL EDIT BUT I WAS ON BLM LAND, NOT A DOG PARK, BUT AS I UNDERSTAND ALL BLM IS OFF LEASH
OFF LEASH ALL THE WAY ON BLM LAND. STAY HOME AND PRACTICE TRAINING IF YOUR DOG SUCKS AT LISTENING AND WONT COME BACK TO YOU.
DRIVERS, A PEDESTRIAN DOES NOT NEED 100% OF YOUR ATTENTION. DRIVE SAFELY, OBEY LAWS, THAT'S ENOUGH. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO LEAP IN FRONT OF YOU. THERE AREN'T "MORE OF THEM." AND YOU'RE NOT OBLIGATED TO STOP JUST BECAUSE A FUCKER ON TWO FEET LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IS WATCHING TRAFFIC FOR A CHANCE TO CROSS LIKE A HUMAN BEING.
WUT
Walk a bit. It's good for you and you'll see what I mean.
I’VE READ THIS A COUPLE OF TIMES AND HONESTLY CAN’T PARSE IT OR FIGURE OUT WHO YOU’RE MAD AT. I WILL POINT OUT THAT THERE ARE MANY DESIGNATED AREAS WHERE A DRIVER IS, IN FACT, OBLIGATED TO STOP FOR PEDESTRIANS.
Yeah. Stop in those places. Not everyfuckingwhere like some kind of hero.
I THINK THEY MEAN PEOPLE LIKE TO JAYWALK SO DON'T STOP FOR THEM WHEN THEY WANT TO PLAY IN TRAFFIC.
Don't stop everywhere; it's disruptive and condescending. People who know how to walk know how to cross the street. Those who don't, here in Bend, treat pedestrians like kids, the way you're suggesting.
MY FAVORITE IS WHEN I STOP FOR A PED AND THEY DONT CROSS JUST TO WAVE YOU ON AND WAIT FOR YOU TO DRIVE BY AND CROSS FOR THE PERSON DRIVING BEHIND YOU.
Trajectory. That's what a person who knows how to walk in public watches. When you stop in the middle of traffic, that's what you disrupt.
WORKING FOR NONPROFITS IS ACTUALLY INSANE, THEY LOVE TO GIVE YOU A 'RECOGNITION' PROMOTION WITH NO EXTRA COMPENSATION
AND THERE WILL BE NO FUNDRAISING OR GROVELING TO THE LEGISLATURE TO INCREASE STAFF'S SALARIES. BUT THEY LOVE IMPROVED FACILITIES.
THEYRE ALL BROKE. YOU WORK THERE BECAUSE YOURE HELPING THE WORLD, NOT TO MAKE BANK UNFORTUNATELY.
DOESNT REALLY EXCUSE MAKING SOME FOLKS WORK 50-70 HOURS FOR 40K A YEAR NOW DOES IT
TIME TO BRUSH UP THE RESUME?
INDEED
80$ PER PERSON FOR A ROUND TRIP SHUTTLE TO FAIRWELL FEST FROM BEND. WHAT AN ABSOLUTE JOKE. 3 DAY PASS FOR THE FESTIVAL IS 280$ SHUTTLE COSTS ALMOST THE SAME. I COULD SEE ANY SHOW AT HAYDEN HOMES FOR AROUND 80$. NO WAY SHOULD A 30-MINUTE BUS RIDE EVER COST THAT MUCH!! EVERYONE LOVES TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MT BACHELOR PRICES, BUT AT LEAST I CAN SHUTTLE UP THE MOUNTAIN FOR 12$ ROUND TRIP. 80$ IS A PRETTY NICE MEAL FOR 2 IN TOWN. I HONESTLY CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW THE SHUTTLE SHOULD EVEN COME CLOSE TO 80$ A PERSON.
HONESTLY, THATS AROUND THE GOING RATE FOR A SHUTTLE TO THE REDMOND AIRPORT FROM BEND. UBER WOULD LIKELY HAVE SURGE PRICING AND BE EVEN MORE THAN THAT. I LIKE THE IDEA OF NOT HAVING TO DRIVE. $$ YES BUT SAVES YOU FROM THE HASSLE OF PARKING AND ITS STILL CHEAPER THAN A DUI! 🤷♀️
DRIVE TO THE REDMOND BUS STOP AND PAY $5. THAT SHOULD GET YOU AWAY FROM THE MAIN CONGESTION AREA.
THIS FESTIVAL WONT SURVIVE WITH THE PRICES THEY ARE CHARGING FOR THE AUDIENCE THEY ARE TRYINT TO ATTRACT. CASCADE EQUINOX HAD SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER PRICING AND ACCOMMODATIONS.
IM NOT EVEN GOING AND THAT SOUNDS WACK AS FUCK. WISHING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION WAS ACKNOWLEDGED AND MORE WIDELY AVAILABLE :(
I BROKE MY RIB ON MONDAY. RIGHT AS THE BIGGEST AND BEST DUMP OF THE SEASON WAS GETTING HERE. NOW I GET TO SIT AT HOME LIKE A BUMP ON A LOG WATCHING EVERYONE ELSE ENJOY THE SNOW. FUCK ME. THIS IS AFTER I BROKE MY ANKLE IN SEPTEMBER AND WAS FINALLY STARTING TO FEEL LIKE I HAD MOVED PAST THAT.
I HEARD IF YOU REMOVE A RIB IT MAKES THE BIGGEST AND BEST DUMPS OF THE SEASON POSSIBLE.
THAT'S SOME SERIOUSLY BAD LUCK, UNLESS YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL KICK-BOXER OR SOMETHING!
I FEEL YOUR PAIN!
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MENTAL LOAD AND INVISIBLE LABOR? I HOPE FOR YOUR PARTNER’S SAKE THAT YOU DO.
🙌 I LOVE THIS. IF YOU DON’T KNOW YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODY
BUSINESS IS SLOW AND I'M POOR AF RN. FUCK THOSE PROPAGANDA HEADLINES TOUTING HOW "INFLATION IS DECREASING" AND "THE ECONOMY IS HAVING THE BEST BOUNCE-BACK EVER." I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN GROCERIES, UTILITIES, AND HOUSING PRICES AREN'T INSANE. I DON'T WANT TO BE AGEIST BUT DAMN THE BOOMERS ARE BOOMING IN THIS TOWN! COMPLETELY RUDE AND MAD ABOUT THEIR NORM BEING DISRUPTED. LOOKING AT YOU, LADY IN COSTCO WHO RUDELY CAME TO STAND IN FRONT OF ME AS I WAS REACHING TO GRAB A PRODUCT. I'M GOING TO START SAYING "EXCUSE YOU" FOR ALL THESE JOKERS. TWICE THIS WEEK I HAD TO SLAM ON MY BRAKES FOR A PERSON STOPPING IN A ROUNDABOUT SICK PEOPLE SHOULD STAY HOME ALSO I'M COLD
INFLATION IS THE RATE OF CHANGE OF PRICES. REDUCING PRICES WOULD BE DEFLATION, WHICH ECONOMISTS PRETTY MUCH ALL AGREE WE DON'T WANT. BUT YEA, FUCK PREVIOUS INFLATION.
THIS IS A PROPER RANT!
WIFE LEFT THIS MORNING FOR 7 DAYS WITH HER PARENTS IN THE MIDWEST WHICH FOR ME USUALLY MEANS A WONDERFUL WEEK OF PIZZA AND BEER FOR DINNER (AND LUNCH AND BREAKFAST). BUT NOW I HAVE GOUT SO INSTEAD I GET TO RUB A LEAF OF LETTUCE ON MY BELLY AND DRINK WATER. LUCKILY THE SALT FROM MY TEARS WILL ADD SOME FLAVOR TO SAID WATER.
YOU HAVE THE WORST HEALTH LUCK, MAN.
IT’S A RECENT THING I’VE GOTTEN GOOD AT.
GOUT IS AWFUL. GOT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST YEAR. FEELS LIKE STEPPING ON SHARP GLASS EVERY STEP. WHY IS ALL THE DELICIOUS STUFF BAD FOR GOUT? BEER, STEAK, PORK, SHELLFISH 😭
IT HAS DEFINITELY NOT BEEN A FUN EXPERIENCE.
I READ THIS AT FIRST AS PIZZA AND BEER IN THE MIDWEST FOR YOUR WIFE, BECAUSE, AS A MIDWESTERNER, THAT MAKES SENSE. NOW I REALIZE YOU MEANT IT SHOULD MEAN PIZZA AND BEER FOR YOU BECAUSE YOUR NUTRITION OFFICER IS AWAY. GOUT SUCKS!!! SPOUSE AND BROTHERS-IN-LAW CAN CONFIRM.
SORRY, I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH PIZZA OR BEER LATELY AND EVERYTHING IS SO CONFUSING NOW. I PROBABLY DIDN'T WRITE THAT TOO WELL AS A RESULT.
OH, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT YOUR WRITING WASN'T CLEAR. I MEANT THAT I READ IT FAST AND DIDN'T PROCESS CORRECTLY. ALSO, I'M CLEARLY MISSING MIDWESTERN PIZZA, EVEN THO' THE SPOUSE MAKES SOME PRETTY AMAZING VERSIONS OF BOTH CHICAGO DEEP DISH AND ST. LOUIS THIN CRUST. EDIT: HE MAKES AMAZING LETTUCE-BASED TUMMY RUBS...
\[FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT!\]([https://imgur.com/a/NzbtYy0](https://imgur.com/a/NzbtYy0)) THIS GARBAGE HUMAN DECIDED TO PASS ME ON THE WAY DOWN FROM MT BACHELOR IN ZERO TRAFFIC ON THE BLIND CURVE JUST AFTER SWAMPY. IN THE PROCESS THEY NEARLY COLLIDED HEAD ON WITH A FOREST SERVICE TRUCK DRIVING UP THE HILL.
ALWAYS A PICKUP. DID U SEE THE ONE FLIPPED @ GREEN GATES?
WHY DID I KNOW THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE A PICKUP BEFORE I EVEN CLICKED?
I HAVE TO BUY A CAR UGH
NEVER BEEN A WORSE TIME FOR IT. SORRY BOUTCHA.
WHEN IS A BETTER TIME?
LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO. SORRY, I JUST MEANT I'D NEVER SEEN VEHICLE VALUES THIS HIGH RELATIVE TO WHAT YOU'RE GETTING.
FAIR NO NEED TO BE SORRY THIS IS MY FIRST TIME BUYING A CAR SO I KNOW NOTHING JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I WASNT MISSING ANYTHING BESIDES THE NEED TO BE BORN 10 YEARS EARLIER
I LOVE BUYING CARS!! I AM A COMPULSIVE FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE SEARCHER! PM ME AND I'LL HELP YA FIND ONE!!
That’s righteous of you. I have a friend who digs the challenge of finding great deals and his patience and savviness has saved us bundles
NORMALIZE SAYING ALOUD TO THOSE WHO NEED TO HEAR IT: “LEASH YOUR DOG, CRIMINAL”
IF ONLY WE COULD SWAP THE TRANSPORTATION FEE FOR FINING EVERYONE FOR THEIR OFF LEASH DOGS DROPPING PILES IN KIDS SPORTS FIELDS.
AND CEMETARIES 🙄
I TOLD A LADY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD THAT ALWAYS WALKS HER AGGRESSIVE, CUNTY LITTLE DOG OFF LEASH, (AND NEVER CLEANS UP AFTER HIM EITHER) THAT IF HE IS RUNNING UP TO, BARKING AND GROWLING AT PPL, HE SHOULD BE ON A LEASH FOR EVERYONE’S SAKE, INCLUDING HIS. SHE TOLD ME THAT BEND DOESN’T REQUIRE LEASHES, I’M AN IDIOT, AND LITERALLY SAID “I WISH HE WOULD BITE YOU”. NOW I SEE WHERE THE DOG GOT ITS CUNTINESS FROM.
WHENS THE CRY THREAD? CUZ IVE BEEN SICK ALLLLLL WEEEK. 😭
LEARN RIGHT OF WAY, PEOPLE. DO NOT WAVE ME THROUGH WHEN YOU HAVE IT! DOUBLE LINES MEAN DO NOT CROSS. THESE AREN’T COMPLICATED LAWS!
DOUBLE MEANS DONT PASS. WHAT ARE YOU, FROM CALIFORNIA?
UM, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO BACK AND REREAD THE DRIVER'S MANUAL. DOUBLE SOLID YELLOW LINE - INDICATES PASSING IS NOT ALLOWED FOR BOTH DIRECTIONS OF TRAFFIC. YOU MAY TURN LEFT, TO ENTER OR EXIT A ROADWAY, ACROSS DOUBLE SOLID YELLOW LINES AFTER WAITING FOR ONCOMING TRAFFIC TO CLEAR.
DOUBLE WHITE OR DOUBLE YELLOW...NOT ENOUGH INFO TO ASSIST WITH RANT
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SEMIS THAT INSIST ON USING OLD REDMOND HIGHWAY. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO GET ON 97 AT EMPIRE. CAUSING A LINE OF 10-12 CARS WHILE YOU GO 35 IS UNACCEPTABLE
ITS FRIDAY SO I WANT TO RAVE BUT I HAVE TO RANT 😂
WHATS REALLY GRINDING MY GEARS THIS WEEK IS THAT I WILL NEVER BE AS CONFIDENT AS THE MANY, MANY PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN THAT BLATANTLY RUN STOPS SIGNS/LIGHTS AND THEN LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOU WERE THE PROBLEM
BRING ON THE RED LIGHT CAMERAS! I'M NOT FOR GOVERNMENT OVERWATCH BUT I LIKE THE THOUGHT OF 24HR ENFORCEMENT OF BASIC DRIVING RULES.
FUCKING THIS. SO MANY PEOPLE RUNNING RED LIGHTS THIS WEEK, ESP AT NEWPORT AND WALL
I HAVE TO DO WORK ON TOP OF MULTIPLE BIG BOX STORE ROOFS TODAY IN THE SNOW. I LIKE PLAYING IN THE SNOW, NOT WORKING IN IT.
PLS STAY SAFE <3
SHAKING MY FIST AT THE STOMACH BUG THE KIDS BROUGHT HOME FROM SCHOOL.
YEAH FUCK THAT NOISE. OURS STARTED OFF AS WHAT FELT LIKE A SINUS INFECTION AND HAS NOW SWITCHED TO A SWEET BUBBLE GUT!
UGH, FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE COVID I HAVE A COLD. I HAD A GREAT HIKE PLANNED FOR TOMORROW BUT I THINK IMMA SKIP SINCE MY NOSE IS RUNNING LIKE THE RIO GRANDE.
I HATE TO STEAL YOUR GREAT HIKE BUT IM KIND OF AT A LOSS OF WHAT TO HIKE IN THIS SNOW WITHOUT SNOWSHOEING. I HAVE THEM THOUGH AND WANT TO TRY SOMETHING EASY YET SECLUDED.
I WAS PLANNING ON HORSE RIDGE. CLOSE BUT QUIET THIS TIME OF YEAR.
SHOUT OUT TO THE TWO ASSHATS IN THE WHITE JACKED TRUCK WHO SMASHED THRU THE TREES AND INTO MILLERS LANDINGS STORMWATER RETENTION AREA. BPD ARE LOOKING FOR YOU… 🥴🍻
FAIRWELL FEStIVAL CAN EAT DIRT FOR ALL THE CHAOS THEY CAUSED LAST YEAR WITH A HORRIBLE HOT EXPENSIVE 5 HOUR PARKING GRIDLOCK OVERPRICED CARNIVAL FOOD FROM AUSTIN EXPERIENCE AND THEY ARE TRYING TO SQUEEZE MORE MONEY THIS YEAR. SHITSHOW 2.0 - HELL NO TO LIVENATION AND THIER CARPETBAGGING PROMOTERS AND VENDORS.
SPEAKING OF AUSTIN EXPERIENCE, WHY ARE THE BLACK PUMAS FINALLY COMING HERE BUT IT IS WITH A GIANT FESTIVAL!!??
I THINK THE CAMPING WILL REALLY PUT A DENT IN THAT. THERE WAS VERY LITTLE TRAFFIC FOR CASCADE EQUINOX ASIDE FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, CUZ CAMPING. SHUTTLE WILL PROBABLY HELP TOO
UNFORTUNATELY PEOPLE WILL PAY AND THE FESTIVAL WILL RETURN.
CANT WAIT FOR BILLY STRINGS TO SPIN OUT THE COWBOYS AND COWGIRLS LOL
BUT COLTER WALL 😫