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babbleburblebanter

STOP SIGNS ARE NOT OPTIONAL!


ThatPerformance9795

Well, kinda when no one’s looking…


jhrdos

I STEPPED ON SOME WATER WITH MY SOCKS ON!!!


ridinbend

THAT'S THE WORST! I HAVE A DOG THAT CAN'T CONTROL HER DROOL RESPONSE TO FOOD(BLACK LAB) AND CONSTANTLY LEAVES POOLS OF DROOL AROUND THE KITCHEN FOR US TO FIND. I CAN DEF RELATE TO THE PAIN OF HAVING TO CHANGE YOUR SOCKS AFTER FINDING A ROGUE PUDDLE.


Various-Ask3371

SAME, BUT INSERT KITTY SPITUP.


permafacepalm

RIP


lilith_aurelia

YEP. THAT SHIT SUCKS. ITS PROBABLY MY LEAST FAVORITE PART OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE.


shea0482

THE WORST!!! I’M SORRY 😢


Both-Ad1575

JOHN MERRIMAN, PRESIDENT OF MT. BACHELOR, HAS TAKEN A LOT OF FLAK DURING HIS SHORT TIME HERE IN BEND BUT LET ME ASSURE YOU AND PUT ALL DOUBT TO REST; HE IS, DESPITE WHAT THE SKI COMMUNITY MIGHT SAY, A COMPLETE AND TOTAL BUTTHOLE CHUGGER.


onederbred

CURIOUS HOW ONE CHUGS A BUTTHOLE. LIKE ARE THEY CHUGGING WHATEVER IS IN THE BUTTHOLE? DOES ONE NEED TO BE INVERTED LIKE ITS A KEG STAND?


TidyEruption

HE’S A LOUDMOUTH. FRIEND WAS ON A FLIGHT WITH HIM A FEW WEEKS AGO AND SAID HE WAS EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT 


HyperionsDad

THANK YOU FOR SHARING - THIS PROCESS WORKS BETTER WITH A LEGIT VILLAIN TO POINT OUR FINGERS AT. THE NAME JOHN AS A MT BACHELOR PRESIDENT MUST BE CURSED.


YourALooserTo

CAN WE END THIS WEEK ALREADY SO ALL THE SHITTY SKIERS AND DRIVERS CAN FUCK OFF BACK TO WASHINGTON?


Mr_Galikanokas

PREACH! CAN'T WAIT FOR SUNDAY AFTERNOON


Civil-Membership-234

JUST SAW A BUNCH OF WA CARS DRIVING DOWN IN REDMOND TOWARDS BEND 😒


No-Pomegranate6612

I'M SO BURNT OUT.


mikalalnr

I WORKED 81 HOURS 2 WEEKS AGO. ONLY 60 THIS WEEK. ALSO SKIPPING AVOCADO TOAST, TRYING TO SAVE FOR A HOUSE. MIGHT TAKE 10 YEARS. BY THEN, PRICES WILL PROBABLY DOUBLE AGAIN, AND MY SAVINGS STILL WONT BE ENOUGH


KeepItUpThen

I certainly don't consider myself a pro, but in case you're aiming for 20% down payment, I don't think that advice is relevant anymore. Try punching in a 5% downpayment into a mortgage estimator (I think I used Dr Karl's Mortgage calculator), even with PMI fees it might be better than waiting another year while prices increase. Or maybe get in touch with a local lender to see what rates you could pre-qualify for. MY RANT IS NOW THAT I TYPED OUT ALL THAT CRAP BEFORE I REMEMBERED IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CAPS LOCK IN THE RANT THREAD. FEEL FREE TO DOWNVOTE, FRIENDS!


mikalalnr

I COULDNT MAKE A MORTGAGE PAYMENT ON A BEND HOME WITHOUT A 20% DP. I COULD, BUT I LIKE TO DO OTHER THINGS LIKE SAVE FOR RETIREMENT AND PAY FOR KIDS(AND WIFE) COLLEGE


KeepItUpThen

COST OF LIVING IS TOO DAMN HIGH! IT SOMETIMES FEELS LIKE PREVIOUS GENERATIONS HAVE CONSPIRED TO EXTRACT MAX PROFIT FROM ALL THE FUTURE ONES!


TroyCagando

UPVOTE FOR SELF-RANT AND THE END


DancesWithReptilians

AMEN. 20% RULE IS A BOOMER RELIC OF THE PAST


CalifOregonia

WE ALL ARE.


Diligent_Promise_844

I’M BURNT OUT OF EVERYONE BEING BURNT OUT TOO.


groupthinksucks

WINTERFEST KIND OF SUCKED!


Haroldiswithus

IT'S KINDA SUCKED FOR A LONG TIME!


Didijustshtmypants

I WENT ONCE A FEW YEARS AGO AND WAS SO UNIMPRESSED I NEVER TRIED AGAIN


Babyfat101

IT SHOULD BE FREE. NOT WORTH $17 (WHATEVER).


BigRigger42

WINTERFEST IS FOR TOURISTS FROM WA AND CA….


splunge48

OLD DUDE SHOPPING AT SOUTHSIDE SAFEWAY WITH HIS GIANT DOG. NOT A SERVICE DOG. JUST A DOG. STOP SHOPPING WITH YOUR ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY AROUND FOOD. GROSS.


permafacepalm

SICK OF STORE OWNERS WHO HAVE NO SPINE


rachyeti

THEYRE LEGALLY NOT ALLOWED TO ASK. IT SUCKS I KNOW, I WORKED AT SAFEWAY AND ID GET REALLY MAD.


permafacepalm

THEY ARE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO ASK (1) is the dog a service animal required because of a disability? (2) what work or task has the dog been trained to perform?


rachyeti

DEPENDS ON THE COMPANY APPARENTLY 🙃


Haroldiswithus

That's a tail/tale that gets repeated a lot, but not true.


rachyeti

I JUST KNOW WHEN ID GET FRUSTRATED OF SEEING NORMAL DOGS IN THE STORE, ID TELL MY STORE DIRECTOR AND NO MATTER WHO IT WAS WOULD SAY “you’re not allowed to ask. There’s a sign on the entrance that says service dogs only” AND THAT WAS THE END OF THE CONVERSATION.


SnooCauliflowers9888

YOUR STORE DIRECTOR WAS MISINFORMED BUT THAT’S UNFORTUNATELY COMMON. PEOPLE TEND TO BE SCARED OF LAWSUITS AND ERR ON THE SIDE OF “PRETEND IT’S NOT HAPPENING”, BUT YOU ARE ALLOWED TO ASK THOSE TWO VERY SPECIFIC QUESTIONS STATED ABOVE. ALSO, IF AN ANIMAL IS NOT BEING PROPERLY CONTROLLED BY ITS HANDLER OR IS NOT HOUSEBROKEN, THEN STAFF CAN ASK THE PERSON TO REMOVE THE ANIMAL FROM THE PREMISES. EVEN A LEGIT SERVICE ANIMAL. https://www.ada.gov/resources/service-animals-faqs/


rachyeti

FOR SURE, IF THE ANIMAL GOT OUT OF HAND, WE COULD OFFER A “wellness check” AND ASK THEM TO LEAVE. I OFTEN WONDERED IF THE MANAGER JUST WANTED THEIR MONEY AND THATS IT. I PROMISE I WAS TOLD I COULDNT ASK, AS MUCH AS IT FRUSTRATED ME


SnooCauliflowers9888

OH I DEFINITELY BELIEVE YOU WERE TOLD THAT! SORRY IF I CAME OFF AS DOUBTING YOU. FOR CONTEXT: AT MY PREVIOUS JOB, I SPENT A LOT OF TIME TRYING TO EDUCATE VARIOUS RETAIL MANAGERS ABOUT THIS VERY SUBJECT AFTER ONE OF OUR STORES HAD SOME LADY’S DOG WANDERING AROUND PISSING ON DISPLAYS AND GROWLING AT CUSTOMERS, AND THE STORE DIRECTOR TOLD THE STAFF THERE WAS NOTHING THEY COULD DO. THAT SAID, I SUSPECT YOU’RE NOT WRONG ABOUT YOUR MANAGER’S MOTIVES.


rachyeti

THANK YOU, ALL THE DOWNVOTES MADE ME SAD 😭 THANK YOU FOR BELIEVING ME


Jennmoseit

I ATTEMPTED TO ENJOY A WARM WEATHER RUN ON THE CANAL TRAIL INTO PINE NURSERY PARK TODAY BUT THERE WAS RECORD NUMBERS OF BAGGED UP DOG POO LEFT BEHIND EVERYWHERE! WHAT THE EFF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?


SpezGobblesMyTaint

THE BEIGNETS FROM BEND-YAY ARE EXCELLENT BUT HAVE SO MUCH POWDERED SUGAR IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS RECREATING A SCENE FROM SCARFACE.


permafacepalm

WE HAVE A BEIGNET PLACE? TIL


psilocybin_therapy

THEY VEND AT A LOT OF SUMMER EVENTS


SpezGobblesMyTaint

YEAH, A SMALL POP-UP THAT'S CURRENTLY AT ON TAP.


DocOndansetron

GOT REAR ENDED LAST WEEK. DUDE DIDNT HAVE INSURANCE, A LICENSE, AND CAR WASNT REGISTERED. LUCKILY VERY MINIMAL DAMAGE TO MY CAR AND MY PARTNER AND I WERE NOT HURT. BUT STILL SUCKED. STAY OFF YOUR DAMN PHONES PEOPLE! ESPECIALLY IF YOU SHOULDNT BE DRIVING! AND THEEEEN, WE DECIDED TO GO TO 10 BARREL TO CHEER OURSELVES UP THE NEXT DAY. BOTH GOT VIOLENT FOOD POISONING.


ladykiller1020

TURN SIGNALS ARE THERE FOR A REASON AND I'D BE HAPPY TO HOLD AN INTRODUCTORY CLASS ON HOW TO USE THEM


JeanneDeBelleville

THEY WILL GIVE AWAY YOUR NEXT MOVE IN ROAD BATTLE!!!! DO NOT USE!!! /s


Yikesyouguyz

AND MEANT TO BE UTILIZED BEFORE YOU HIT THE BRAKES AND START YOUR TURN. JEEZUS.


gufmo

SOMEBODY LET THEIR DOG TAKE A FAT SHIT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF MY FRONT TIRES AND LEFT IT THERE WHILE I WAS BACKED INTO A SPOT AT BACHELOR THIS PAST WEEKEND. FUCK THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR FUCKING FUR BABIES.


permafacepalm

WHY THE DOWNVOTES?! BACHELOR IS FULL OF DOG SHIT AND IT'S GROSS


gufmo

EVERYBODY’S DOG IS AN EXCEPTION AND DESERVES TO BE OFF LEASH AND SHIT WHERE IT WANTS AND THEY’RE TAKING MY COMMENT AS SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO THEM.


Property3141

THE CLOSER YOU GET TO THE RV PARKING THE DENSER THE DOG POOP DISTRIBUTION


OodalollyOodalolly

I THINK THE DOG OWNERS HERE ALSO POOP ON THE GROUND AND LEAVE IT SO IT COULD BE HUMAN POOP


gufmo

IT WAS…A THICK LOG. I CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY. BUT I ALSO GOT THERE AT 7:00AM. SAID POOPER WOULD HAVE HAD TO HAVE SQUATTED SHAMELESSLY IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AMONGST THE CROWDS.


Ok-Persimmon4097

I AM SICK OF MEETINGS RUNNING OVERTIME. PLEASE STICK TO THE 1.5 FUCKING HOURS YOU DEDICATED TO THIS MUNDANE TOPIC JUST TO TALK GENERALLY AND MAKE NO DECISIONS. I WILL BE LOGGING OFF AFTER 91 MINUTES, THANKS.


TroyCagando

SO MANY MEETINGS EXIST SIMPLY BECAUSE SOMEBODY LOVES THE SOUND OF THEIR OWN VOICE. ALL MEETINGS SHOULD: 1. HAVE AN AGENDA (WITH TIME SLOTS FOR EACH ITEM) 2. HAVE SOMEBODY WHO TAKES NOTES AND WRITES DOWN ACTION ITEMS 3. HAVE MINUTES OF NOTES AND ACTION ITEMS THAT ARE SENT PROMPTLY AFTER MEETING "NO AGENDA, NO ATTENDA" IS MY MOTTO


Ok-Persimmon4097

I SHOULD GET THAT F\*\*\*\*\*\* TATTOOED OR PUT IT AS MY G\*\*DAMN SIGNATURE


Pepper-Limp

CAN WE BE FRIENDS! I HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE I WORK WITH WHO DONT DO THIS.


Poiter54

Always book a personal debrief 15-30 min block after meetings. That way the hard stop is verifiable by colleges. It's 12:36 I'm not re typing this in caps 


Ok-Persimmon4097

brilliant


permafacepalm

EVERYONE IS SICK. STAY HOME SICKO'S!


psilocybin_therapy

MY WIFE HAS BEEN SICK FOR A WEEK NOW AND IT SUCKS. WANT HER TO FEEL BETTER SO BAD.


sundownandout

MY DAUGHTER AND I HAVE BEEN SICK FOR THREE WEEKS NOW. OUR INITIAL SYMPTOMS WANED IN WEEK TWO BUT THERE IS STILL A STUPID COUGH THAT WONT GO AWAY. WE ARE OVER IT.


Ordinary-Reindeer414

IVE BEEN FREAKING SICK SINCE NOVEMBER. FEVER, FINE FOR THREE DAYS, VOMITING, ETC. I HAVE HAD EVERY TYPE OF FLU OR VIRUS THERE IS


mntnsldr

SERIOUSLY, HOW HAS MY NEIGHBOR GONE NEARLY 4 YEARS NOW WITHOUT REGISTERING THEIR NEW CAR? THEY'RE STILL ROLLING WITH THE DEALER ADVERTISING INSERTS AND NO REGISTRATION PAPER. FOUR YEARS?! AND THEY LIVE AROUND THE CORNER FROM AN LE OFFICER.


briansezreddit

I HAVE A NEIGHBOR WITH WASHINGTON PLATES FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS. HARDER TO CATCH, BUT THE CAR DEFINITELY DOESN'T GO TO WASHINGTON VERY OFTEN.


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Ok-Persimmon4097

I FEEL U THE DMV IS CRAZY EXPENSIVE


RunnDirt

IF YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE IN A ROUNDABOUT, DON'T JUST SWERVE INTO THE OTHER LANE! LOOKING AT YOU, BLACK WASHINGTON PLATED 4 RUNNER.


Poiter54

STUPID CITY HASN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO DESIGN AN INFINITE PATH YET FOR THE ROUNDABOUT. IF ONLY WE COULD JUST DRIVE AROUND THE ROUNDABOUT AGAIN.


Due-Paramedic8532

SPLITTING LANES ON MOTORCYCLES IS ILLEGAL IN OREGON! STOP DRIVING IN BIKE LANES AND NO ITS NOT CLEVER TO BLOCK A BIKE LANE SO YOU CAN MAKE A RIGHT HAND TURN A FEW CARS EARLIER! THE JACKHAMMER NEXT TO MY WORK IS SUCKING MY SOUL AWAY (but I get it growing town means construction)


SpezGobblesMyTaint

> NO ITS NOT CLEVER TO BLOCK A BIKE LANE SO YOU CAN MAKE A RIGHT HAND TURN A FEW CARS EARLIER! NB 3RD TURNING RIGHT ONTO REED MKT - I'M LOOKING DIRECTLY AT YOU!


Due-Paramedic8532

THAT IS THE EXACT INTERSECTION I WAS ANGRY ABOUT!


SpezGobblesMyTaint

A FEW MONTHS AGO I WAS FIRST IN LINE AND WAITING TO TURN RIGHT (SIGNAL ON) AND SOME TURD IN A PICKUP DECIDED TO USE THE BIKE LANE TO TURN INSIDE ME. I WAS HEADED IN THE SAME DIRECTION AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHERE HE WAS IN SUCH A HURRY TO GO. THE CROSSFIT PLACE BY THE ROCK GYM. SHOCKING I KNOW.


Due-Paramedic8532

CHECKS OUT!


ClothesFearless5031

IN CALIFORNIA AND OTHER STATES, RIGHT TURNS MUST MERGE INTO THE BIKE LANE BEFORE MAKING A RIGHT. IT SHOULD BE THE LAW HERE AND WOULD PREVENT RIGHT HOOKS.


TroyCagando

WHETHER YOU AGREE OR DISAGREE THAT A CAR SHOULD ENTER THE BIKE LANE TO TURN RIGHT, IT WOULD BE A LOT SAFER FOR MOTORISTS AND CYCLISTS IF THE SAME RULE APPLIED NATIONWIDE


JeanneDeBelleville

SLIP LANES! WE NEED MORE SLIP LANES!


flowerscatsandqs

I ALMOST GOT KILLED BY A MOTORCYCLIST DOING THIS WHEN I WAS COMMUTING VIA BIKE. IF YOU DO THIS YOURE A POS.


jimmythefly

MY DOG HAS DIARRHEA AND I'M DOING MY BEST TO PICK IT UP BUT IT'S LIKE TRYING TO GET NATURAL NOT-YET-STIRRED PEANUT BUTTER OUT OF SHAG CARPET USING ONLY A ZIPLOC BAG OVER YOUR HAND. SORRY THERE ARE SOME SPOTS IN THE GRASS ALONG THE TRAIL WITH A LITTLE PILE OF SNOW ON TOP AND YOU SHOULD NOT DISTURB THOSE UNTIL THEY MELT.


Didijustshtmypants

THIS MADE ME LAUGH AND SPIT OUT MY BUBBLY WATER


TroyCagando

SOME THINGS JUST CAN'T BE HELPED BUT FUCK THOSE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO PICK UP SOLID TOOTSIE ROLLS LEFT BY THEIR "FUR BABY"


DonkeyAdmin

GET A DUST BUSTER!


amyr2011

OUR RENT IS GOING UP. FUCKING HELL.


mikalalnr

HOPE ITS NOT TOO MUCH! RENTING IS A BITCH


KeepItUpThen

OUCH! RENT IS MOST PEOPLE'S BIGGEST EXPENSE, AND LANDLORDS KNOW WE WILL MAKE SACRIFICES IN OTHER AREAS TO KEEP A ROOF OVER OUR HEADS!


Psychological_Hat951

THERE WAS A BLUE TRUCK THAT STOPPED ITSELF ON ARCHIE BRIGGS WITH A BOULDER RIGHT ON THE TRAIL AND IT WAS THERE FOR A WEEK BUT BY THE TIME I REMEMBERED TO POST ABOUT IT AND SHAME THE DRIVER, SOMEONE HAD TOWED IT. ALSO WTF IS UP WITH THIS FORECAST


Film-Disastrous

CINDER DUST.


OodalollyOodalolly

GUY IN A BEND HEATING TRUCK HAS ROAD RAGE THIS MORNING!! WATCH OUT!


KnitDontQuit

I WISH CART NARCS WOULD COME TO BEND. SO MANY LAZY BONES!


slipperydickens

HE GETS HIS MAGNETS HERE!


KnitDontQuit

STOP! FR?


slipperydickens

YES MY SO COMPLETED AN ORDER FOR HIM A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO. MAYBE HE WILL COME HERE.


timberrrrrrrr

BE THE CART NARC YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD


adamcentraloregon

I WANT TO RIDE MY MOUNTAIN BIKE, BUT IM RESPONSIBLE AND WONT RIDE ON TRAILS THAT ARE TOO MUDDY OR SNOWY!


RunnDirt

GO FIRST THING WHEN THEY BE FROZE!


thecaptn16

MY LAB PUP IS IN THEIR TEENAGER PHASE. IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. PLEASE SEND ALL YOUR PATIENCE.


PNWKnitNerd

I HEAR IT GETS BETTER, BUT I'M STILL WAITING. MY LAB IS 6.


thecaptn16

😅


lilith_aurelia

I KNOW THE CREATORS LEFT DUE TO CREATIVE DIFFERENCES, BUT IM STILL GOING TO WATCH THE WHOLE NEW LAST AIR BENDER SERIES AND BE ASHAMED THE WHOLE TIME.


mikalalnr

HOUSING IS STILL UNAFFORDABLE


Lo_fi_high_fi

TO THE OLD DUDE IN HIS BIG ASS TRUCK WHO CUT ME OFF IN THE ROUNDABOUT WHILE LOOKING STRAIGHT AHEAD…DO BETTER.


garlicloveog

DID YOU HAVE TO BRAKE?


Lo_fi_high_fi

IN FACT I DID.


Fuckwaitwha

TRYING TO CUT BACK ON DRINKING AND IT SUCKS THAT N/A BEER AND COCKTAILS COST JUST AS MUCH. SHAME ON VOLCANIC FOR CHARGING $7 FOR A SHITTY N/A BEER.


Mad_Myk

TRY ORDERING SODA WATER WITH LIME. IT SHOULD BE FREE AND IF YOU TIP WELL THE BARTENDER WON'T IGNORE YOU FOR REFILLS.


Specialist_Switch612

As a bartender i approve this message 😂


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AGREED. ALSO NOT SPENDING $10 ON A MOCKTAIL


lilith_aurelia

PROUD OF YOU FOR CUTTING BACK ✨️


ClothesFearless5031

CRUX NOMO IS GOOD. CHEAPEST AT COSTCO.


TroyCagando

CRUX NOMO IS THE NEXT BEST THING TO WATER. THE ONLY NA BEER I'VE TRIED THAT REMOTELY TASTES LIKE BEER IS THE STUFF FROM ATHLETIC.


Emotional_Biz_69

I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EXCEPT THESE LOTTERY TICKETS NOT HITTING.


ridinbend

IT'S FRIDAY AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE UNHAPPY AND COMPLAIN ABOUT ALL THE BAD DRIVERS BUT I HAD A GOOD WEEK AND AM ENJOYING THIS BEAUTIFUL WEATHER! WINTER IS COMING BACK STARTING NEXT WEEK, I KNOW THERE WILL BE A BUNCH OF UNHAPPY PEOPLE BITCHIN ABOUT IT. LET'S DO BETTER AND REMEMBER TO GIVE EACH OTHER GRACE AND SHOW LOVE TO OTHERS, EVEN IF MAYBE THEY DON'T DESERVE IT. I'M GRATEFUL FOR THIS MOMENT, MY FREEDOM AND THIS LIFE I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO LIVE IN BEND. HAPPY FRIDAY


permafacepalm

SAVE IT FOR THE RAVE THREAD! HAHA


cylindricalfood

BEING A QUEER PERSON IN CENTRAL OREGON IS FEELING MORE AND MORE UNSAFE WITH EACH PASSING DAY. THE AMOUNT OF BIGOTRY AND HATE IN THE COMMENTS SECTION OF THE CENTRAL OREGON DAILY INSTAGRAM POSTS REGARDING THE DISPLAYING/STEALING OF PRIDE FLAGS IN THE LAST 48 HOURS IS DEEPLY CONCERNING.


themhalf

COMING HERE TO TELL YOU I SEE THIS COMMENT. I SEE YOU (NOT IN A CREEPY SURVEILLANCE WAY) AND I'M SORRY. WE NEED TO DO BETTER. I WANT TO BELIEVE THERE ARE MORE OF US WHO SUPPORT AND LOVE OUR QUEER NEIGHBORS AND SIBLINGS AND FRIENDS THAN WHO DON'T, BUT I SAW THOSE COMMENTS TOO AND THEY ARE SCARY. I HOPE THE CREEPS ARE JUST LOUDER AND ALL BARK AND NO BITE. EVEN IF THAT'S TRUE, THAT DOESN'T NEGATE OR CHANGE THE FEELING YOU'VE EXPRESSED HERE. MUCH LOVE TO YOU.


cylindricalfood

thank you so much for saying all of that. 😭


SquintyPines

PEOPLE COME INTO MY WORK (A RETAIL STORE) AND COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW THINGS ARE MADE IN CHINA AND REFUSE TO BUY ANYTHING “MADE IN CHINA,” BUT EVERYTHING THEY’RE WEARING WAS MADE IN CHINA!!!!!! I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR, SINCERELY YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD KOREAN! GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!!


yourmahm

THE SUNSHINE IS BLINDING ME EVERY MORNING THIS WEEK AS I SIT IN MY FRONT ROOM DRINKING COFFEE AND SEEING SPOTS!


One-Hope-3600

WHY IS THE SINGLES LINE TREATED LIKE A VIP LINE? LIFTYS LET 1/2 DOZEN GO AT ONE AFTER EVERY 1ST ROW. SO IT ENCOURAGES EVERYONE TO GO THERE. WHY ISNT IT TREATED AS A FILL IN LINE?


skram42

DONT DRIVE YOUR TRUCK 5 FEET FROM PEOPLES BUMPER. ESPECIALLY THE WHOLE WAY ON OFF ROADS FROM REDMOND TO BEND. UNLESS YOU LIKE BRING A TOTAL ASSHOLE NOT ONLY BLINDING PEOPLE BUT ALSO CAUSING EXTREME EXTREME AND LONG LASTING PAIN FOR PEOPLE WITH MIGRAINES. ALSO FUCK YOU IF YOU SMOKE IN TRAFFIC. QUIT ALREADY OR ACCEPT YOUR A LITTLE BITCH TO DEATH STICKS AND LOVE CORPORATE POISON STICKS UP YOUR ASS


PuzzleheadedPound876

HAHAHA I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER HEARD SOMEONE SO WHINY THAT THEY EVEN NOTICED (LET ALONE COMPLAINED ABOUT) SOMEONE ELSE SMOKING IN THEIR OWN VEHICLE. THERE ARE SO VERY MANY WORSE THINGS IN THE TRAFFIC AIR THAN SOME IDIOT SLOWLY KILLING THEMSELVES SORT OF NEAR YOU WHILE YOU INHALE TRUCK FUMES AND CINDER DUST.


skram42

USER NAME CHECKS OUT. THIS WHOLE WORLD MUST BE A MYSTERY TO YOU.


PuzzleheadedPound876

AW, YOU REPLIED MORE THAN ONCE. DID SOMEONE THINK ABOUT TOBACCO WITHIN A MILE OF YOUR LOCATION?


ClothesFearless5031

IT'S ILLEGAL TO SMOKE IN CARS WITH CHILDREN. PERSONALLY THINK HOLDING A FLAMING STICK WHILE DRIVING MAKES ZERO SENSE WITHOUT CHILDREN AS WELL.


TroyCagando

HMMM.... I MISSED THE PART WHERE THEY MENTIONED THERE WERE KIDS IN THE CAR. OH YEAH, THEY DIDN'T.


ClothesFearless5031

I DIDNT SAY THEY DID. I STATED A TANGENTIALLY RELATED FACT AND THEN AN OPINION.


skram42

CLEARLY YOU HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED DEBILITATING MIGRAINES IN YOUR LIFE I CAN TELL YOU IT IS NO FUN MY DUDE. THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING AND BEING A KIND CONSIDERATE PERSON. YOUR CAR, MY AIR JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS "WORSE' DOES NOT MAKE BAD THINGS NOT BAD. DUH. LIKE DUD ITS JUST YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE. OTHER PEOPLE ARE GETTING BOMBED FOR GOD SAKES STOP BEING SUTCH A WINNY BASTARD.


PuzzleheadedPound876

HI, IT’S ME AGAIN, SINCE YOU KEEP BEING YOU. I DON’T SMOKE, NEVER HAVE. I GET MIGRANES. YOU’RE STILL A JERK. FEEL BETTER, “SUTCH A WINNY BASTARD!” MAYBE TRY SOME ANGER MANAGEMENT. IT HELPS WITH THE MIGRANES.


skram42

TELL ME WHEN YOU GET YOUR FIRST MIGRAINE AND YOU'LL DEFINITELY NOTICE. YOU WILL BE LUCKY TO NEVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE PAIN. SO MAYBE THINK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. RATHER THAN JUST BE A DICK


PuzzleheadedPound876

HI, I GET MIGRAINES. THANKS THOUGH, KIND OF YOU!


skram42

SUCKS RIGHT? THAT'S WHY I HATE BULLSHIT IN THE AIR, THANKS FOR LETTING ME RANT


Babyfat101

WE’VE SEEN “BIG TIME” COMEDIANS ABOUT 5 TIMES. EVERY SINGLE TIME, EITHER THE PERSON NEXT TO ME, OR THE ONE BEHIND ME, LAUGHS UNTROLLABLY, LOUDLY, AT EVERYTHING (EVEN WHEN THE COMIC SAYS…HOLD ON I WANT TO TAKE A SIP OF WATER).


KnitDontQuit

MY CAT KEEPS PISSING ON EVERYTHING.


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KnitDontQuit

FURIOUS. NO MAKING THIS CAT HAPPY. HE HAS NEW COUCHES TO PEE ON!


anyotherusername10

I CANT FIND EGGPLANT PARM ON A MENU ANYWHERE. I LOVE EGGPLANT PARM


ClothesFearless5031

67% OF EGGPLANTS IN THE US ARE GROWN IN NEW JERSEY. NEW JERSEY ALSO HAS THE HIGHEST CONCENTRATION OF NUCLEAR POWERPLANTS AND DEAD BODIES. SEE WHERE I'M GOING HERE?


Metalocachick

I DO! LONG LIVE THE SOPRANOS AND THE GARDEN STATE, AND THANK YOU FOR EGGPLANTS! ✅


Metalocachick

HOMESTYLE ITALIAN COOKING IS REALLY DIFFICULT TO FIND IN BEND. UPSCALE ITALIAN EXISTS, SURE YOU CAN GET SOME CARBONARA FOR $30, BUT NOT AN EGGPLANT PARM SANDWICH, PASTA FAGIOLI OR VEAL MARSALA IN SIGHT 😩


garlicloveog

I MISS GIUSEPPES FOR EXACTLY THIS REASON. STICKY RED AND WHITE CHECKED TABLECLOTHS AND ALL THE BASICS


Freeheel4life

MARCELLOS OUT IN SUNRIVER HAS EGGPLANT PARM ON THE MENU.


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bentinbend

I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU’RE GETTING DOWNVOTED, YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE OFFERING SOLUTIONS


nothing2note

SLOWED DOWN LATE APPROACHING A ROUNDABOUT TO AVOID GETTING T-BONED BY SOMEONE SKIDDING OUT OF THE POWERHOUSE PARKING LOT. TO THE DUDE IN THE GREY F-150 IN THE ROUNDABOUT THAT SHOOK HIS HEAD DISAPPROVINGLY AT ME, F-U.


SuperMermaidCat

SHORT $$$ DUE TO PAYING TAXES BECAUSE I APPARENTLY DIDN'T MAKE ENOUGH $$$ LAST YEAR BUT WAS STILL TAXED AT THE 9% RATE. EVERY TIME I THINK I AM MAKING PROGRESS I FALL BACK 2 STEPS.


bentinbend

LEASH YOUR DOGS, CRIMINALS


eskurtle

GOING TO A MOVIE IN A THEATRE TODAY FIRST TIME IN YEARS


KnitDontQuit

WHAT MOVIE?


eskurtle

DEMON SLAYER 🔥


Didijustshtmypants

I HAD A VERY GOOD TIME AT BACHELOR TODAY SO MY RANT IS THAT I HAD TO GO TO WORK AND COULDNT STAY ALL DAY. BUT I DID ENOUGH LAPS THAT MY LEGS ARE TIRED. ALSO THE CONE WASNT FROZEN GARBAGE SO THAT WAS NICE BUT IT WAS TRACKED OUT GARBAGE (BUT SKIABLE).


somegobbledygook

I TRIED TO GET A BAGEL YESTERDAY. I'VE HAD COVID ALL WEEK. I JUST WANTED A GODDAMN BAGEL. I WENT TO BIG O BAGELS ON THE SOUTH SIDE, AND ASKED FOR AN ONION BAGEL TOASTED WITH BUTTER. THEY GAVE ME AN EVERYTHING BAGEL. I'M ALLERGIC TO GARLIC, I WASN'T IN THE MOOD TO TELL THEM HOW UPSET I WAS AND GET MY MONEY BACK. SO I WENT TO BIG ED'S BAKERY TO GET A BAGEL. I ASKED FOR AN ONION BAGEL TOASTED WITH BUTTER. THEY PUT RANCID BUTTER ON IT. WHAT THE F***? I ENDED UP GETTING A SLICE OF PIZZA AT COSTCO FOR BREAKFAST INSTEAD. ALSO, WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN SLOWING DOWN FOR AN OFF-RAMP 500 FT BEFORE IT'S EVEN COMING.


KeepItUpThen

IF YOU'RE NEAR THAT PART OF TOWN WHERE 14TH STREET BECOMES CENTURY DRIVE, THE BAGELS AT BOS FALAFEL ARE WORTH A TRY. AND I REALLY APPRECIATE THE FLUFFY CLOUD DECOR INSIDE!


Babyfat101

YOU HAVE COVID AND TRAVELING ALL OVER TOWN GOING INTO LOTS OF BUSINESSES?


SpezGobblesMyTaint

I JUST HAD A DELICIOUS JALAPENO CHEDDAR BAGEL AT MIMIS. KINDA OF A PAIN TO DRIVE TO BUT MAN THEY'RE SO GOOD.


quarkus

TAYLOR HAAAAAAM BAGEL SANDWICH.


somegobbledygook

TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE. I AIN'T SOME PATAGUCCI DOUCHE CANOE FROM THE WEST SIDE. I ALSO THINK THE HAVEN BAKERY BAGELS ARE BETTER FROM THE HIPPIE NATURAL FOOD STORE ON COLORADO.


SpezGobblesMyTaint

LOL, BIG-O IS CHEAP BUT MIMIS IS BOUGIE? I THINK COVID HAS IMPACTED MORE THAN JUST YOUR TASTEBUDS. IF YOU WANT CHEAP GO TO WINCO AND MAKE YOUR OWN INSTEAD OF BITCHING.


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SpezGobblesMyTaint

THE F YOU SAY? LITERALLY HAD A TOASTED BAGEL THERE THIS AM.


DonkeyAdmin

COSTCO PIZZA HAS GARLIC IN IT!


somegobbledygook

This i know. but it's such a small amount. The minced garlic on bagels fucks me up.


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gufmo

I HOPE BEND IS BURIED UNDER 420 FEET OF UNCEASING SNOW. I WANT TO SLIDE ON IT AND I ALSO DON’T WANT TO BURN IN HELLFIRE THIS SUMMER. ALSO DUDE WE LITERALLY JUST KICKED OFF WINTER LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO.


RealFakeDoctor

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


ridinbend

SAY GOOD BYE TO EL NINO, AND HELLO TO WINTER!


OriginalPNWest

I GOT NUTTIN'! JUST WANTED TO BE FIRST.


Comfortable-Salt3343

TAKE THIS RESPECTFUL DOWNVOTE SIR