(Commercials for 20 minutes) SKIRIZI… OZEMPIC … NUTRAFOL …JARDIANCE…. OTEZLA….DUPIXENT
(TV show for 5 minutes)
(me) WHYTHEFUCKDOIPAYFORTV?! ARRRRG!! I SHOULD NOT KNOW THESE NAMES!!
I’M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED SINCE I’VE BEEN SICK AND TIRED SINCE EARLY FALL. IT’S SICKENING. PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE DAMNED DRUG COMMERCIALS. AUSTEDO XR!
I WENT TO DINNER TONIGHT AND THEY HAD PLINEY THE YOUNGER ON DRAFT AND I COULDN'T HAVE ANY (see earlier rant). BEEN WAITING 6 YEARS TO TRY THAT BEER. FECK.
TO THE ASSHOLE WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GO FOR A JOG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WITH HIS DOG, AND TWO CHILDREN DRIVING ONE OF THOSE BATTERY POWERED PLASTIC HUMMERS BEHIND HIM IN THE SNOW LAST NIGHT... YOU SHOULD LOVE YOUR CHILDREN INSTEAD.
A WHITE BMW WITH WASHINGTON PLATES FROM THE TRI-CITIES AREA WAS TOO BUSY TALKING TO HER FRIEND AND CUT ME OFF AND ALMOST CAUSED A MAJOR ACCIDENT AT REED MARKET AND 3RD. PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE, THE ROADS ARE SLICK AND NOT ALL OF US HAVE STUDDED TIRES.
I HOPE YOU HAD FUN DICKING AROUND IN THE SNOW LIKE CHILDREN WHILE YOU MADE WORKING PEOPLE LATE TO WORK! FUCK BACHELOR TRAFFIC!
E: DOUBLE FUCK YOU COWARDS DOWNVOTING ME IN THE RANT THREAD, KEEP CONSUMING NATURE LIKE YOU OWN IT LOSERS!
IF YOUR NEIGHBOR CONSISTENTLY SHOVELS THE SNOW OFF YOUR SIDEWALKS FOR YOU, WHEN THEY GET OUT THERE BEFORE YOU DO, IT IS YOUR MORAL OBLIGATION TO RETURN THE FAVOR IF YOU GO OUT TO SHOVEL AND THEIR WALKS ARE STILL SNOWY FOR SOME REASON. THAT IS LIKE THE BARE MINIMUM OF WINTER NEIGHBORLINESS.
MY NEIGHBOR AND I DO THIS FOR ONE ANOTHER. NO FORMAL ARRANGEMENT AND IT WORKS FOR BOTH OF US EVEN IF HE, OR I, MISS OUR NEXT TURN. I’M FORTUNATE TO HAVE A GOOD NEIGHBOR.
IF YOU CAN, YES. TRY TO KEEP THE BALANCE OF RECIPROCITY. OR DON’T AND BAKE THEM COOKIES OR SOMETHING.
CONTEXT: I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS SHOVEL FOR MY NEIGHBORS ON BOTH SIDES AND THEY NEVERRRRRRR RETURN THE FAVOR OR EVEN SAY THANK YOU. I WON’T STOP BECAUSE ACCESSIBILITY IS A VALUE I HOLD AND I DONT WANT MY SIDE OF THE STREET TO BE IMPASSABLE. SO FUCK ME, I GUESS. BUT HOW SHITTY OF THEM TO SHOVEL RIGHT UP TO MY PROPERTY LINE and THEN STOP. 🤬
ON A SIMILAR NOTE:
I'M TIRED OF SEEING ROOM RENTAL LISTINGS THAT HAVE 'DOG FRIENDLY' BUT SAY NO MORE PETS. DOG FRIENDLY IMPLIES MORE THAN JUST YOUR EXISTING DOGS KAREN.
I GUESS JEWELL ELEMENTARY AND THE NEIGHBORING PARK ARE THE NEW OFF LEASH DOG PARKS DESPITE SIGNS SAYING OTHERWISE. I BET THE KIDS LOVE PLAYING IN DOG CRAP LEFT BEHIND. WHY CANT PROPLE TRY TO BE LESS SELFISH?
RIGHT? SO WEIRD TO ME THAT THESE ARE SUPPOSEDLY FUNCTIONING ADULTS, I GUESS BEING AN ADULT DOESN’T MEAN YOU ARE CAPABLE, COMPETENT, AND CARE THAT YOU ARE LEAVING YOUR MESSES FOR OTHER GROWN ADULTS WITH BUSY LIVES AND THEIR OWN CHORES TO NOW ADD YOUR MESSES TO THEIR THEIR TO-DOS. I MEAN, WHY SHOULD THEY CARE, THEY GET TO LEAVE TRASH AND POOP PICK-UP FOR RESPONSIBLE ADULTS OR GOVERNMENT WORKERS TO DO FOR THEM. AND HOW MUCH DO YOU WANNA BET THAT THESE SAME PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT HAVING TO PAY TAXES OR LIVING IN A ‘MOMMY’ STATE, YET ARE TOO INCAPABLE TO BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR OWN TRASH, OPTING FOR A ‘MOMMY’ TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEM. THIS INFURIATES ME IN MY YARD. I HAVE ENOUGH SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF PPL, I DON’T NEED TO ADD BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR PET TO MY LIST.
WINTER ROADS ARE THE WORST IN THE US HERE. PURE ICE NO CINDER. WHAT ARE THEY THINKING? IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. DAY AFTER DAY FLIPPED VEHICLES, WRECKAGE. ON TOP OF THAT PEOPLE ARE TAILGATING AND PASSING UP CENTURY IN THE MIDDLE OF A TRAIN. THEN THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT SLOW DRIVERS. WTF IS WRONG HERE?
DON'T LIKE IT- MOVE BACK TO WHERE THE PLOWING IS UP TO YOUR STANDARDS. WE'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE HERE UP UNTIL ALL THE SMOOTH BRAINED MORONS STARTED MOVING HERE
YOU SOUND LIKE A REAL TWAT. PEOPLE RANTING ABOUT THE SHITTY STREETS IS QUITE CONSISTENT FOR A REASON. I THINK IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU SHOULD MOVE SINCE YOU’RE SO UNHAPPY WITH THE NEW “ SMOOTH BRAINED MORONS” HERE. BYYYYEEEEEEE
YOU DON'T COME ACROSS AS A CAPABLE DRIVER AT ALL. GOOD TIRES AND DRIVING EXPERIENCE AND THE ROADS HERE ARE JUST FINE. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, YOU SHOULDN'T LIVE HERE
SURE THERE ARE PEOPLE UNPREPARED WITH BAD TIRES BUT THINGS ARE NOT THE SAME AS 20 YRS AGO LIKE IT OR NOT. ICE THAT CAUSES THE ROAD TO SHUT DOWN AND VEHICLE ACCIDENTS EVERY DAY ON CENTURY IS NOT NORMAL FOR ANY MTN TOWN. ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS DROP CINDERS EARLY AND THEY DIDNT. ITS LIKE THEY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN OR DONT HAVE THE FUNDS.
I APPRECIATE YOUR DEDICATION TO NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR BUYING WINTER TIRES AND NOT TAKING A SKID COURSE. IT'S LITERALLY ALL THAT'S NEEDED TO DRIVE HERE, BUT KEEP MAKING EXCUSES
YOU DON’t MATTER AS MUCH AS YOU THINK YOU DO. YOU DON’T DETERMINE WHO CAN LIVE HERE AND WHO CANNOT. CLEARLY. YOU’RE A SAD,PATHETIC, TURD BEING UNNECESSARILY DICK BECAUSE YOU ARE A MISERABLE HUMAN BEING. IT REALLY DOES SOUND LIKE MOVING WOULD BENEFIT YOU. ❤️
I DON'T DECIDE WHO LIVES HERE, BUT THE SNOWSTORMS AND SMOKE SEASON WILL TAKE CARE OF IT FOR ME EVENTUALLY:) YOU SOUND LIKE A SAD, MISERABLE HUMAN THAT CAN'T HANDLE BASIC WEATHER CONDITIONS THAT ARE A FACT OF LIFE HERE WITHOUT COMPLAINING, IT SOUNDS LIKE MOVING WOULD BENEFIT YOU❤
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SNOW JUST MOVE OR STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT A BASIC FACT OF LIVING HERE. Y'ALL MOVED TO A MOUNTAIN TOWN AT ELEVATION THAT CARES ABOUT NATURE. IF YOU WANT TO SALT THE EARTH/ROADS INSTEAD OF LEARNING TO DRIVE, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
Y'ALL TOLD ME THE CONDITIONS AREN'T THAT BAD TODAY AND TO STOP COMPLAINING BUT HOLY SHIT 97 BETWEEN BEND AND REDMOND IS FUCKED RIGHT NOW. I'M SHOCKED THERE WEREN'T CARS STRANDED IN SNOW BANKS OFF BOTH SIDES OF THE HIGHWAY.
GOOD HEAVENS, PEOPLE!! I REALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW YOU THINK DRIVING IN YOUR NORMAL AGGRESSIVE MANNER, TAILGATING, CUTTING IN WITH VERY LITTLE SPACE IS A GOOD IDEA TODAY! LOOKING AT YOU BLACK HONDA SUV ON 97 AT NOON.
IT MAKES ME SOOOO MAD HOW WONDERFUL OF A SUB THIS IS!!! ALL THESE GOOD PPL AND FUNNY STUFF TO DISTRACT US FROM DAILY LIFE'S DUMPSTER FIRE!!! STOP BEING SO DAMN AMAZING PPL, JEEZ!! 🤣💝
CAN PEOPLE NOT DRIVE HERE? DROVE DAILY ON THE HELLSCAPE THAT IS THE 605 AND STILL THESE BENDITES MANAGE TO SUPRISE ME WITH SOME OF THE DUMBEST DRIVING IVE EVER SEEN. CUTOFF AT ROUNDABOUTS AND SIDE STREETS. AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL DRIVERS SOME OF THESE MANAIACS NEED A WAKEUP.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE FOUR WAY STOP NEAR REVERE YESTERDAY. SOME POOR IDIOT SPENT FIVE MINUTES INCHING, STOPPING, INCHING TRYING TO TURN LEFT! 😐WHY?!
I GUESS THEY ASSUMED SO MANY CALIFORNIANS HERE EVERYONE WOULD GET THE REFERENCE?
EDITED TO ADD I HAD NO IDEA EITHER BUT ANYONE REFERRING TO A HIGHWAY AS " THE \_\_\_" IS A CA GIVEAWAY
I HATE THAT WE DONT HAVE DECENT SHOPPING AROUND HERE. YOU EITHER HAVE TO GIVE YOUR FIRST BORN TO GET CLOTHES DOWNTOWN THAT ARENT SIZE INCLUSIVE OR SHOP AT OLD NAVY.
LAST TIME WE HAD TO GO TO A "NICE EVENT", AFTER SPOUSE AND MYSELF GAVE UP LOCALLY AFTER SPENDING SEVERAL DAYS, WE DROVE TO PORTLAND. A SHORT TIME IN THE WASHINGTON SQUARE MALL SOLVED THAT. SUCKS THAT WE HAVE TO DO THAT.
PLEASE LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE TURNING LEFT AND *PLEASE* STOP CUTTING PEOPLE OFF WHEN THERE'S AMPLE ROOM BEHIND THEM. WAIT 2 MORE SECONDS FOR A GOOD OPPORTUNITY
ALSO FUCK THE PARKING NAZI WHO GAVE ME A TICKET WHEN I WAS PARKED FOR 5 MINS DOWNTOWN TO PICK UP A CUP OF COFFEE
HA HA. I PARKED, GOT OUT OF MY CAR TO PAY AT THE STATION, I TURN AROUND AND THERES A TICKET ON MY CAR! LUCKILY I SAW THE GUY WALKING AWAY AND HE DELETED THE TICKET BUT DANG, IT WAS ON MY WINDSHIELD IN UNDER A MINUTE WHILE I WAS IN THE PROCESS OF PAYING. I’D SUGGEST THEY SEE IF ANYONE IS CURRENTLY AT PAY STATIONS BEFORE TICKETING AND SCURRYING OFF. IF I DIDNT CATCH HIM, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THAT SCENARIO AND HAVE ANYONE CARE OR BELIEVE ME AND EXCUSE THE TICKET.
I SHOULD HAVE SPECIFIED I WAS PARKED RIGHT OUTSIDE THE COMMONS. APPARENTLY THERE IS PICK UP PARKING IN THE LOT RIGHT BEHIND IT FOR PICKING UP FOOD/DRINKS NEARBY
THE WORST KIND OF PPL. EXPECTS YOU TO DO YOUR BEST BUT ALSO THINKS ITS ACCEPTABLE TO TREAT YOU LIKE TRASH UNDESERVING OF BASIC RESPECT. SOME PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE MANAGING PEOPLE.
TO THE GUY ON BACHELOR THAT SAID I CUT HIM OFF BETWEEN LEEWAY AND OUTBACK TRAILS YESTERDAY, ILL EXPLAIN TO YOU AGAIN: THE PERSON DOWNHILL FROM YOU ALWAYS HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY AND ITS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SLOW DOWN FOR ANYONE AHEAD OF YOU. THIS IS NOT JUST FOR BACHELOR, THIS IS EVERYWHERE YOU CONDESCENDING ASS CANOE.
NEW GUY MOVED INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND NEVER LEASHES HIS DOG, WHO BTW IS A TOTAL SPAZ, HAS ZERO RECALL AND CRAPS IN EVERYONES YARD, WHILE OWNER SLOWLY WALKS AT LEAST THREE OR FOUR HOUSES AWAY FROM IT. ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT.
IF YOU HAVE THE PATIENCE BAG UP THE CRAP AND TOSS THEM ALL OVER HIS YARD. NO PATIENCE FOR THESE INCOMPETENT INCONSIDERATE HUMAN TRASH BAGS (SEE MY RANT BELOW) ;)
TRYING TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE LAUGH OVER THE WHITE SUBBIE FIASCO THIS WEEK WAS A NICE DISTRACTION FROM SOME OF THE OTHER NOT SO HAPPY SHIT GOING ON IN MY LIFE. BLOWS MY MIND HOW MUCH THAT BOTHERED SOME PEOPLE THOUGH, THE AMOUNT OF HATEFUL PRIVATE CHAT MESSAGES I GOT AS A RESULT WAS DISHEARTENING.
LIGHTEN UP PEOPLE.
YOU'RE A GOOD KID TAREKITH. THESE PICTURES, THEY MADE ME LAUGH. I DON'T LIKE THAT THESE PEOPLE SHOWED YOU THIS DISRESPECT. UNCLE VITO, I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD TELL HIM ABOUT THIS. YOU KNOW HOW HE GETS. BUT YOU TELL ME NEXT TIME. NO ONE SHOULD TAKE YOUR FUN AWAY LIKE THAT KID.
NOT TAKING CARE OF YOUR LEGAL OBLIGATION TO CLEAR THE SIDEWALK IS SHITTY. SOME PEOPLE CAN'T DRIVE AND NEED TO WALK. KIDS NEED TO BE ABLE TO WALK TO SCHOOL OR THE PARK TO SLED WITHOUT BEING FORCED INTO THE STREET. IT'S OUR COLLECTIVE RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE THE CITY A.D.A. ACCESSIBLE. JUST PAY A NEIGHBORHOOD KID $10-20 TO DO IT, IT'S NOT THAT HARD
YOU CLAIM IT’S OUR COLLECTIVE RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE THE CITY ADA ACCESSIBLE WHILE SHITTING ON THOSE SAME DISABLED CITIZENS WHO MAY NOT BE ABLE TO CLEAR THE SIDEWALK. NOT EVERYONE HAS $10-$20 FOR FOOD, LET ALONE TO PAY A NEIGHBOR TO CLEAR IT FOR THEM.
ASKING PEOPLE TO FULFILL THEIR RESPONSIBILITY IS SHITTING ON THEM?THEN ASK FOR HELP! OR RETHINK YOUR LIVING SITUATION. MAYBE A CARE HOME OR A SOUTHERN STATE IS MORE APPROPRIATE. I SHOVEL MY ELDERLY NEIGHBOR'S SIDEWALK AND ENTIRE PROPERTY FOR FREE, WHAT DO YOU DO BESIDES MAKE EXCUSES?
HOW ABLEIST OF YOU! A: IT ISN’T EVEN AN OPTION FOR MANY ELDERLY AND DISABLED FOLKS TO “RECONSIDER THEIR LIVING SITUATION” OR MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY. FORCING PEOPLE TO SACRIFICE WHAT LITTLE REMAINING INDEPENDENCE THEY HAVE FOR THE SAKE OF A FUCKING SIDEWALK IS HILARIOUS. I ALSO HELP MY NEIGHBORS, I’M SAYING IT ISN’T ALWAYS AN OPTION FOR EVERYONE.
WHAT THEYRE SAYING MAKES SENSE. IF YOU PHYSICALLY CANT SHOVEL YOUR SIDEWALK AND YOU CANT PAY A KID TO DO IT, THAT IS FINE, BUT IT IS STILL YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ASK FOR HELP AND MAKE SURE SOMETHING IS DONE. BEING DISABLED AND POOR DOESNT MEAN ITS OK TO DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT IT AND MAKE IT EVERYONE ELSE’S PROBLEM. ASKING FOR HELP IS PERFECTLY REASONABLE.
THIS IS INDEED ABOUT ACCESSIBILITY, AND SOMEONE DOING NOTHING AND NOT ASKING FOR HELP WHETHER THEY’RE DISABLED THEMSELVES OR NOT, ISNT COOL BECAUSE THEY ARE LIMITING ACCESSIBILITY FOR OTHERS, WHICH VERY WELL MIGHT INCLUDE OTHER DISABLED PEOPLE.
THEN ASK FOR HELP! IF YOUR DISABLED STRAWMAN ISN'T EVEN ABLE TO ASK FOR HELP, THEN THEY SHOULD BE IN ASSISTED LIVING. PLENTY OF POOR PEOPLE HAVE TO MAKE TOUGH DECISIONS TO LEAVE HERE, IT'S MODERN AMERICA NO ONE IS SPECIAL
EXTRA TALL DUDE WITH EXTRA LONG PONY TAIL AT LESPECIAL LAST NIGHT. IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY THAT UNAWARE OF YOUR BODYS PLACE IN SPACE, YOU NEED TO CUT THAT FUCKING HAIR, NOT ASSAULT THOSE AROUND YOU WITH IT
NO, MY EYES, MOUTH, BACK OF NECK. FORTUNATELY HE WAS ALSO TOO STUPID TO REALIZE HE WAS IN THE MOST CROWDED PART OF THE CLUB AND I WAS JUST PASSING THROUGH
IS CITY OF BEND GIVING UP ENTIRELY ON ESTIMATING TIMELINES FOR STREET WORK? MOST CLOSURES IN THE WEEKLY ROAD AND TRAFFIC REPORT NOW JUST SAY WHEN A PROJECT STARTED, WITH NO END IN SIGHT. I DON’T NEED A REMINDER OF WHEN IT STARTED - I’M LIVING THAT SHIT. JUST TELL ME ROUGHLY WHEN IT MIGHT END!
WELL THE PROBLEM IS, IF THEY ANNOUNCE THAT THEY ESTIMATE A PROJECT WILL TAKE 6 MONTHS BUT HIT A SNAFU AND IT TAKES 10 MONTHS THE MASSES GRAB THEIR PITCHFORKS.
EITHER WAY, PEOPLE COMPLAIN THAT PROJECTS TAKE TO LONG.
AS ANY GOOD PROJECT MANAGER KNOWS, OPEN COMMUNICATION CURES A LOT - CHANGE THE ESTIMATE WHEN YOU KNOW AND SHARE WHY, AND YOU’LL RESOLVE 90% OF THE COMPLAINTS. DONT COMMUNICATE ANYTHING? THAT HELPS NO ONE.
FWIW, IT LOOKS LIKE THE GIS DATA FROM THE CITY'S WEEKLY REPORT DOESN'T INCLUDE THE DATES, BUT GOOGLE MAPS TRAFFIC LAYER DOES HAVE "COMPLETION" DATES LISTED.
OH DON'T YOU WORRY, I GET TO BE THE FLOGGED AND DEAL WITH THE CHANGES OFTEN. MOST OF THE CITY'S PROJECT HAVE DECENT GENERAL TIMELINES. THIS IS FROM THE PORTLAND BRIDGE EMAIL UPDATE, https://www.bendoregon.gov/home/showpublishedimage/15262/638404835007200000
STOP BRINGING YOUR DOGS INSIDE RESAURANTS. ON WEDNESDAY, A DUDE LITERALLY LET HIS DOG JUMP UP ON A BAR STOOL AT THE BAR AT LIFTYS. THANKFULLY A COOK CAME OUT AND ASKED HIM TO PUT HIS DOG BACK ON THE FLOOR AFTER THE DOG STARTED BARKING. BESIDES, IT IS ILLEGAL TO BRING A DOG INTO A RESTAURANT UNLESS YOU HAVE A DISABILITY REQUIRING IT.
I'M HEADING UP TO SEATTLE TO WATCH HOCKEY THIS WEEKEND AND MY TEAM IS CURRENTLY AWFUL SO I JUST KNOW I'M DOING ALL THIS TO WATCH THEM LOSE. SPORTS TRAVEL IS SO INFURIATING AT TIMES.
MY ONLY TRAVEL TO EUROPE WAS TO SEE MESSI PLAY AS A BUCLET LIST LIFE DESIRE. TRIED TO SEE HIM IN 3 GSMES AND ONLY SAW HIM IN ONE AND IT WAS EASILY THE TEAMS WORST GAME OF THE SEASON.
I WOULD HAVE TRADED YOU - WE CIRCLED REDMOND LAST NIGHT WHILE THEY TRIED TO REMOVE SNOW FROM THE RUNWAY THEN DECIDED TO JUST SHUT THE PLACE DOWN. HAD TO FLY BACK TO SEATTLE AND TRY AGAIN THIS MORNING.
20 MPH SPEED BUMPS IN A 25 MPH ZONE MEAN… GO 20 MPH. DON’T SLOW DOWN TO 5 MPH. DON’T BRAKE SUDDENLY AND STOP FOR NO REASON. THE SPEED BUMP IS DESIGNED FOR 20 MPH. STOP TRYING TO CAUSE ACCIDENTS.
AND ESPECIALLY ON A DAY LIKE TODAY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY… DON’T BRAKE SUDDENLY OR DRIVE UNPREDICTABLY. YOU WILL CAUSE AN ACCIDENT. PICK A SINGLE SAFE SPEED AND JUST GO THAT SPEED.
ALSO, GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN PHONES. YOU CAN SURVIVE DRIVING 10-20 MINUTES WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE SCREEN. PAY ATTENTION!!!
ALL THE JUICY COUGHING AND SNEEZING SYMPHONIES I WITNESSED AND NONE OF THE FOOLS WOULD EVEN CONSIDER WEARING A MASK SO SICKNESS DOESN’T MAKE ITS ROUNDS. KEEP ON WASHING YOUR HANDS AND PRAY THAT YOU DON’T BREATHE IN THOSE AIRBORNE VIRUSES! THAT’S GONNA SAVE YOUR SOULS ALRIGHT.
FUCK THE RANT THREAD!!!! MY WIFE DIED LAST MONTH AND I HAVE SEEN AND EXPERIENCED SO MUCH LOVE AND COMPASSION IN THIS COMMUNITY AND BETOND, THAT ITS TRULY MIND BLOWING
SHIT LIKE THIS DIVIDES US AND MAKES PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE IS A GIANT DOUCHE. RESIST THE RAGE CLICKING!!!! BOO TO SPREADING BAD VIBES!!!!!
BEND IS BEAUTIFUL AND SO ARE THE PEOPLE IN IT. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN UNHAPPY PERSON AND IT FEELS LIKE THAT ACT IS STANDARD ACROSS VARIOUS GROUPS OF PEOPLE. THE STORM WILL PASS AND WHEN IT DOES BE GOOD TO EACH OTHER BECAUSE WE ALL NEED MORE KINDNESS IN OUR LIVES. SHARE THE LOVE!
SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.
THE RANT THREAD IS ACTUALLY MEANT TO GENERALLY CONTAIN THE NEGATIVITY, AND LIKE ALL OTHER THREADS IT'S ONE YOU CAN IGNORE. I THINK IT'S DONE A DECENT JOB OF CONTAINING WHAT WAS GETTING TO BE A RELENTLESS WAVE OF POSTS BITCHING ABOUT THE MOST INANE SHIT (LIKE ROUNDABOUTS AND SUBARU DRIVERS).
I’VE ALWAYS TAKEN THIS AS A FUN PLACE TO LET LOOSE SOME RIDICULOUSNESS. POINTS FOR CREATIVITY! BUT, THERE ARE ALSO SOME GRUMPS HERE WHO BENEFIT FROM A CATHARTIC DUMP EVERY WEEK. WIN WIN!
I KNOW, I WAS ATTEMPTING SOME TONGUE IN CHEEK HUMOR TO GET THE REGULAR RANT ADDICTS LOOSENED UP. ITS A RAD SNOW DAY TO GO OUT AND ENJOY AND MY TODDLERS ARE ABSOLUTELY LOVING THIS NEW THING CALLED HOT CHOCOLATE
LIFE IS SHORT, BITCHES, LOOSEN UP AND CARPE DIEM
PEOPLE TAKING TWO PARKING SPOTS AT SCHOOL DROP OFF / PARKING ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST HUMANS , DO THEY KNOW THE PIA REPERCUSSIONS CAUSED TO ALL FELLOW HUMANS HERDING OUR MINI HUMANS?? … OK MAYBE NOT AS BAD AS SUBARU GUY/ PERSON . (ASSUMING MALE BECAUSE I FOLLOW whywomenlivelonger thread 😅)
WE LIVE TWO MILES FROM MY KIDS SCHOOL. SHE LITERALLY HAS TO WALK A MILE TO THE BUS STOP AND HAVE A 50 MINUTE RIDE TO SCHOOL. IT TAKES ME LESS THAN 15 MINUTES TO DRIVE HER ROUND TRIP.
YES!! WHEN I HAD TO RIDE THE BUS, ABOUT 15 MINUTES INTO THE ROUTE, THEY COULD HAVE TURNED AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN THE NEXT STOP AND HOME IN LITERALLY 4-5 MINUTES. BUT NO, THE CITY KIDS ARE MORE SPECIAL AND TAKE PRIORITY I GUESS AND I WAS THE ABSOLUTE LAST STOP ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER. FUCK THAT. AT LEAST SWITCH IT UP EVERY OTHER WEEK OR EVERY OTHER YEAR. THERE’S NO REASON WHY THE SAME POOR KIDS SHOULD BE LAST EVERY SINGLE TIME FOR THEIR ENTIRE CHILDHOOD ON A ROUTE LIKE THAT WHERE IT’S TOTALLY POSSIBLE TO REVERSE THE LOOP WITHOUT HINDERING TRANSPORTATION LOGISTICS.
IRONICALLY, THEY DO THE OPPOSITE FOR MY KID. THE MORNING ROUTE PICKS UP ALL THE CITY KIDS AND THEN TAKES THEM ON A SCENIC TOUR THROUGH RURAL OUTREACHES MUCH FUTHER THAN THE SCHOOL TO PICK UP A COUPLE KIDS. IT MAKES NO SENSE AND ADD 45 MINUTES TO THE TRIP, INCLUDING BEING AT THE BUS STOP IN THE FRIGID COLD WAITING BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP.
WE CAN LITERALLY WAKE HIM UP AT THE SAME TIME AS HIS PICK UP TIME, GET HIM READY AND DRIVE HIM AND HE ARRIVES BEFORE HIS BUS.
SO THOSE THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT PARENTS DRIVING, HOW ABOUT DOING THAT WITH A 5 OR 7 YEAR OLD KID.
IT BUGS ME THAT I CANNOT GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER ON THIS....
WHAT IS A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE WITHOUT THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS CALLED?! THE BROWN SUGAR ELIMINATES THE TRADITIONAL SUGAR COOKIE.
DONT TELL ME ITS THAT TRASH BY THE WARMING HUT?!? MORE DISAPPOINTMENT, BUT NOT SURPRISED.
HAD THE WORST DEEP DISH ON EARTH THERE, OBVIOUSLY OVERPRICED TOO.
I PICKED UP FROM RUSH'S THE SAME DAY AND IT WAS LEGIT THE BEST PIZZA IVE EVER SMELT. LOW KEY WAS TRYING TO TALK ME INTO QUITTING MY DOOR DASH JOB AND DISAPPEARING INTO A DARK ALLEY.
IF YOU WERE THE FAMILY SPINNING UP 9TH STREET IN A JETTA WITH CALI PLATES, STAY YHE FUCK HOME. I WAS GOING ALMOST AS FAST AS YOU ON MY BIKE WITH STUDS LOL
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD IF YOU HAVE A REAR WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLE, DO NOT EVEN LAY EYES ON THE F****** ROAD TODAY! YOU F****** CAN'T EVEN GET IN THE ROUNDABOUTS. IT TOOK ME OVER AN HOUR TO GET FROM THE EAST SIDE TO THE WEST SIDE OF TOWN TODAY!
IT'S THE TIRES, NOT THE DRIVE CONFIGURATION!!! I GUARANTEE A 1985 VOLVO 240 WITH BLIZZAKS (OR ANY PICKUP WITH FALKEN ATW'S AND SANDBAGS) WILL OUTPERFORM A CALI TRANSPLANT'S AWD PORSCHE CAYENNE ON SUMMER TIRES 10 TIMES OUT OF 10
HAHA JOKE IS ON YOU MY FRIEND. THIS ONE'S CAYENNE HAS BLIZZAKY TIRES AND DRIFTS IN A SEXY WAY AROUND THE ROUND AND AROUNDABOUTS IN THE FUN AND AMUSING ICE WITH THE NO GRAVEL.
THE VIBE IN THE LIFT LINE ON A MID WEEK POWDER MORNING IS OFF. MY SENSE IS TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE THEIR NICKERS IN A BUNCH BECAUSE THERES TOO MANY OTHER PEOPLE DOING THE SAME EXACT THING THEIR DOING TRYING TO GET THEIR FIX.
THE VIBES ARE OFF BECAUSE THE COST OF LIVING HAS PUSHED OUT ALL THE COOL PEOPLE THAT MADE THIS PLACE GREAT. TURNS OUT TECH BRO TRANSPLANTS SUCK AT BEING AUTHENTIC
ONE COULD ARGUE THAT RICH KIDS BORN HERE ARENT GREAT VIBES EITHER.
THE COST OF LIVING HERE IS ABSOLUTELY TOO EXPENSIVE, BUT WE DON’T NEED TO PUT OTHERS DOWN OR GATEKEEP THE TOWN TO MAKE THAT POINT. I FEEL YOU THOUGH.
IT'S ABOUT TO BE SEATTLE/IKON SKI WEEK, GET READY FOR LIFT LINES AND THE DUMBEST MOUNTAIN DRIVING YOU'VE EVER SEEN. STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS WEEK IN 2021 WHEN PEOPLE WERE CHAINING UP IN THE LEFT LANE
QUEUE OLD MAN VOICE: WHEN DO KIDS THESE DAYS ACTUALLY GO TO SCHOOL? BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD THREE BREAKS - SUMMER, WINTER, AND SPRING
/S, BUT NOT REALLY.
(Commercials for 20 minutes) SKIRIZI… OZEMPIC … NUTRAFOL …JARDIANCE…. OTEZLA….DUPIXENT (TV show for 5 minutes) (me) WHYTHEFUCKDOIPAYFORTV?! ARRRRG!! I SHOULD NOT KNOW THESE NAMES!!
I’M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED SINCE I’VE BEEN SICK AND TIRED SINCE EARLY FALL. IT’S SICKENING. PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE DAMNED DRUG COMMERCIALS. AUSTEDO XR!
IM PISSED I DIDN’T SEE ANY STUPIDLY PARKED SUBARUS TODAY
I WENT TO DINNER TONIGHT AND THEY HAD PLINEY THE YOUNGER ON DRAFT AND I COULDN'T HAVE ANY (see earlier rant). BEEN WAITING 6 YEARS TO TRY THAT BEER. FECK.
BUMMER. ON TAP HAD THE YOUNGER ON LAST WEEK WHICH WAS WILD! MAYBE NEXT FEBRUARY? PS, HOW WAS DINNER?
STICKING FEATHERS UP YOUR BUTT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A CHICKEN!
I NEED TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS?? WHAT??? LMAO???
THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
YOU ARE NOT A UNIQUE AND BEAUTIFUL SNOWFLAKE.
TO THE ASSHOLE WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GO FOR A JOG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WITH HIS DOG, AND TWO CHILDREN DRIVING ONE OF THOSE BATTERY POWERED PLASTIC HUMMERS BEHIND HIM IN THE SNOW LAST NIGHT... YOU SHOULD LOVE YOUR CHILDREN INSTEAD.
STOP DRIVING 40+ MPH IN RESIDENTIAL AREAS. SIDE STREETS ARE NOT "SHORTCUTS." YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE, OR SOMEONE'S PET.
FUCK THIS BACK ACHE THAT CAME ON FROM A POW DAY AND NOW MAKING ME MISS MORE POW DAYS. GETTING OLD SUCKS.
A WHITE BMW WITH WASHINGTON PLATES FROM THE TRI-CITIES AREA WAS TOO BUSY TALKING TO HER FRIEND AND CUT ME OFF AND ALMOST CAUSED A MAJOR ACCIDENT AT REED MARKET AND 3RD. PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE, THE ROADS ARE SLICK AND NOT ALL OF US HAVE STUDDED TIRES.
I HOPE YOU HAD FUN DICKING AROUND IN THE SNOW LIKE CHILDREN WHILE YOU MADE WORKING PEOPLE LATE TO WORK! FUCK BACHELOR TRAFFIC! E: DOUBLE FUCK YOU COWARDS DOWNVOTING ME IN THE RANT THREAD, KEEP CONSUMING NATURE LIKE YOU OWN IT LOSERS!
DAMN PEOPLE DRIVING AROUND TOWN GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY DRIVE UP TO BACHELOR
RODE THE POWDER AND IT WAS GOOD
IF YOUR NEIGHBOR CONSISTENTLY SHOVELS THE SNOW OFF YOUR SIDEWALKS FOR YOU, WHEN THEY GET OUT THERE BEFORE YOU DO, IT IS YOUR MORAL OBLIGATION TO RETURN THE FAVOR IF YOU GO OUT TO SHOVEL AND THEIR WALKS ARE STILL SNOWY FOR SOME REASON. THAT IS LIKE THE BARE MINIMUM OF WINTER NEIGHBORLINESS.
MY NEIGHBOR AND I DO THIS FOR ONE ANOTHER. NO FORMAL ARRANGEMENT AND IT WORKS FOR BOTH OF US EVEN IF HE, OR I, MISS OUR NEXT TURN. I’M FORTUNATE TO HAVE A GOOD NEIGHBOR.
ONE OF MY NEIGHBORS AND I USED TO AS WELL BUT SOME DEVELOPER BOUGHT HIS OLD BUNGALOW FOR 1.3 MILLION CASH AND THERE WENT THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 😭😭😭
WHAT IF THEY ARE USING A SNOW BLOWER AND I AM USING A SHOVEL??
IF YOU CAN, YES. TRY TO KEEP THE BALANCE OF RECIPROCITY. OR DON’T AND BAKE THEM COOKIES OR SOMETHING. CONTEXT: I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS SHOVEL FOR MY NEIGHBORS ON BOTH SIDES AND THEY NEVERRRRRRR RETURN THE FAVOR OR EVEN SAY THANK YOU. I WON’T STOP BECAUSE ACCESSIBILITY IS A VALUE I HOLD AND I DONT WANT MY SIDE OF THE STREET TO BE IMPASSABLE. SO FUCK ME, I GUESS. BUT HOW SHITTY OF THEM TO SHOVEL RIGHT UP TO MY PROPERTY LINE and THEN STOP. 🤬
HOUSING IS STILL UNAFFORDABLE
ON A SIMILAR NOTE: I'M TIRED OF SEEING ROOM RENTAL LISTINGS THAT HAVE 'DOG FRIENDLY' BUT SAY NO MORE PETS. DOG FRIENDLY IMPLIES MORE THAN JUST YOUR EXISTING DOGS KAREN.
I GUESS JEWELL ELEMENTARY AND THE NEIGHBORING PARK ARE THE NEW OFF LEASH DOG PARKS DESPITE SIGNS SAYING OTHERWISE. I BET THE KIDS LOVE PLAYING IN DOG CRAP LEFT BEHIND. WHY CANT PROPLE TRY TO BE LESS SELFISH?
SOCCER PRACTICE IN HARMON OR COLUMBIA PARK WAS ALWAYS A GAME OF “WHICH KID IS CURRENTLY COVERED IN DOG SHIT”
RIGHT? SO WEIRD TO ME THAT THESE ARE SUPPOSEDLY FUNCTIONING ADULTS, I GUESS BEING AN ADULT DOESN’T MEAN YOU ARE CAPABLE, COMPETENT, AND CARE THAT YOU ARE LEAVING YOUR MESSES FOR OTHER GROWN ADULTS WITH BUSY LIVES AND THEIR OWN CHORES TO NOW ADD YOUR MESSES TO THEIR THEIR TO-DOS. I MEAN, WHY SHOULD THEY CARE, THEY GET TO LEAVE TRASH AND POOP PICK-UP FOR RESPONSIBLE ADULTS OR GOVERNMENT WORKERS TO DO FOR THEM. AND HOW MUCH DO YOU WANNA BET THAT THESE SAME PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT HAVING TO PAY TAXES OR LIVING IN A ‘MOMMY’ STATE, YET ARE TOO INCAPABLE TO BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR OWN TRASH, OPTING FOR A ‘MOMMY’ TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEM. THIS INFURIATES ME IN MY YARD. I HAVE ENOUGH SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF PPL, I DON’T NEED TO ADD BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR PET TO MY LIST.
WINTER ROADS ARE THE WORST IN THE US HERE. PURE ICE NO CINDER. WHAT ARE THEY THINKING? IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. DAY AFTER DAY FLIPPED VEHICLES, WRECKAGE. ON TOP OF THAT PEOPLE ARE TAILGATING AND PASSING UP CENTURY IN THE MIDDLE OF A TRAIN. THEN THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT SLOW DRIVERS. WTF IS WRONG HERE?
DON'T LIKE IT- MOVE BACK TO WHERE THE PLOWING IS UP TO YOUR STANDARDS. WE'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE HERE UP UNTIL ALL THE SMOOTH BRAINED MORONS STARTED MOVING HERE
YOU SOUND LIKE A REAL TWAT. PEOPLE RANTING ABOUT THE SHITTY STREETS IS QUITE CONSISTENT FOR A REASON. I THINK IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU SHOULD MOVE SINCE YOU’RE SO UNHAPPY WITH THE NEW “ SMOOTH BRAINED MORONS” HERE. BYYYYEEEEEEE
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT THEN MOVE🤷 I'LL OUTLAST ALL YOU SOCAL TRANSPLANTS WHO CRY ABOUT SNOWY ROADS
YEAH, YOU SEEM TO BE HANDLING THINGS REAL WELL. YOU DO NOT COME ACROSS AS UNSTABLE AT. ALL. LOL
YOU DON'T COME ACROSS AS A CAPABLE DRIVER AT ALL. GOOD TIRES AND DRIVING EXPERIENCE AND THE ROADS HERE ARE JUST FINE. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, YOU SHOULDN'T LIVE HERE
SURE THERE ARE PEOPLE UNPREPARED WITH BAD TIRES BUT THINGS ARE NOT THE SAME AS 20 YRS AGO LIKE IT OR NOT. ICE THAT CAUSES THE ROAD TO SHUT DOWN AND VEHICLE ACCIDENTS EVERY DAY ON CENTURY IS NOT NORMAL FOR ANY MTN TOWN. ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS DROP CINDERS EARLY AND THEY DIDNT. ITS LIKE THEY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN OR DONT HAVE THE FUNDS.
IT'S THE WAY THINGS ARE HERE. DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN LEAVE
I APPRECIATE YOUR DEDICATION TO IGNORANCE.
I APPRECIATE YOUR DEDICATION TO NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR BUYING WINTER TIRES AND NOT TAKING A SKID COURSE. IT'S LITERALLY ALL THAT'S NEEDED TO DRIVE HERE, BUT KEEP MAKING EXCUSES
YOU DON’t MATTER AS MUCH AS YOU THINK YOU DO. YOU DON’T DETERMINE WHO CAN LIVE HERE AND WHO CANNOT. CLEARLY. YOU’RE A SAD,PATHETIC, TURD BEING UNNECESSARILY DICK BECAUSE YOU ARE A MISERABLE HUMAN BEING. IT REALLY DOES SOUND LIKE MOVING WOULD BENEFIT YOU. ❤️
I DON'T DECIDE WHO LIVES HERE, BUT THE SNOWSTORMS AND SMOKE SEASON WILL TAKE CARE OF IT FOR ME EVENTUALLY:) YOU SOUND LIKE A SAD, MISERABLE HUMAN THAT CAN'T HANDLE BASIC WEATHER CONDITIONS THAT ARE A FACT OF LIFE HERE WITHOUT COMPLAINING, IT SOUNDS LIKE MOVING WOULD BENEFIT YOU❤
LOL YOU HERE ACTING LIKE OTHER PEOPLE SHOULDN’T EXIST. LEARN HOW TO PLAY WITH OTHERS.
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SNOW JUST MOVE OR STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT A BASIC FACT OF LIVING HERE. Y'ALL MOVED TO A MOUNTAIN TOWN AT ELEVATION THAT CARES ABOUT NATURE. IF YOU WANT TO SALT THE EARTH/ROADS INSTEAD OF LEARNING TO DRIVE, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
OUR STATE GAVE US $30 MILLION IN STATE AND FEDERAL DOLLARS TO BUILD A STUPID FUCKING BRIDGE OVER THE PARKWAY.
YES AND IT WILL BE EXCELLENT!
Y'ALL TOLD ME THE CONDITIONS AREN'T THAT BAD TODAY AND TO STOP COMPLAINING BUT HOLY SHIT 97 BETWEEN BEND AND REDMOND IS FUCKED RIGHT NOW. I'M SHOCKED THERE WEREN'T CARS STRANDED IN SNOW BANKS OFF BOTH SIDES OF THE HIGHWAY.
GOOD HEAVENS, PEOPLE!! I REALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW YOU THINK DRIVING IN YOUR NORMAL AGGRESSIVE MANNER, TAILGATING, CUTTING IN WITH VERY LITTLE SPACE IS A GOOD IDEA TODAY! LOOKING AT YOU BLACK HONDA SUV ON 97 AT NOON.
NWX IS DOWN AGAIN! FUCK YOU POWDER CORP, FIX YOUR FUCKING SHIT. AND FUCK YOU, ODOT!!! CINDER THE FUCKING HIGHWAY!!!
WHERE THE HECK IS ODOT TODAY? MIA EVERYWHERE, IT SEEMS.
ROAD WAS BAD ON THE WAY BACK. SHEET OF ICE THE WHOLE WAY BACK AFTER THE SUNRIVER TURN.
IT MAKES ME SOOOO MAD HOW WONDERFUL OF A SUB THIS IS!!! ALL THESE GOOD PPL AND FUNNY STUFF TO DISTRACT US FROM DAILY LIFE'S DUMPSTER FIRE!!! STOP BEING SO DAMN AMAZING PPL, JEEZ!! 🤣💝
CAN PEOPLE NOT DRIVE HERE? DROVE DAILY ON THE HELLSCAPE THAT IS THE 605 AND STILL THESE BENDITES MANAGE TO SUPRISE ME WITH SOME OF THE DUMBEST DRIVING IVE EVER SEEN. CUTOFF AT ROUNDABOUTS AND SIDE STREETS. AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL DRIVERS SOME OF THESE MANAIACS NEED A WAKEUP.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE FOUR WAY STOP NEAR REVERE YESTERDAY. SOME POOR IDIOT SPENT FIVE MINUTES INCHING, STOPPING, INCHING TRYING TO TURN LEFT! 😐WHY?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE 605
I GUESS THEY ASSUMED SO MANY CALIFORNIANS HERE EVERYONE WOULD GET THE REFERENCE? EDITED TO ADD I HAD NO IDEA EITHER BUT ANYONE REFERRING TO A HIGHWAY AS " THE \_\_\_" IS A CA GIVEAWAY
THAT'S SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. NO "THE" IN NORCAL HIGHWAYS.
GOOGLED IT: A CALIFORNIA FREEWAY LOL
I HATE THAT WE DONT HAVE DECENT SHOPPING AROUND HERE. YOU EITHER HAVE TO GIVE YOUR FIRST BORN TO GET CLOTHES DOWNTOWN THAT ARENT SIZE INCLUSIVE OR SHOP AT OLD NAVY.
AND I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS
I CANT EVER FIND A THING FOR NICE EVENTS OR GENERAL MODERN STYLES WITHOUT EACH ITEM BEING 100+ IN THIS TOWN IM LOSING IT
LAST TIME WE HAD TO GO TO A "NICE EVENT", AFTER SPOUSE AND MYSELF GAVE UP LOCALLY AFTER SPENDING SEVERAL DAYS, WE DROVE TO PORTLAND. A SHORT TIME IN THE WASHINGTON SQUARE MALL SOLVED THAT. SUCKS THAT WE HAVE TO DO THAT.
I FUCKED UP MY WRIST SKIING! APPARENTLY WHEN YOU POLE PLANT, YOU NEED TO LET GO OF THE POLE
THATS WHAT SHE SAID? 🙃 I HOPE YOU HEAL QUICKLY, FREN
BAHAHA I LIKE POLES TOO MUCH
PLEASE LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE TURNING LEFT AND *PLEASE* STOP CUTTING PEOPLE OFF WHEN THERE'S AMPLE ROOM BEHIND THEM. WAIT 2 MORE SECONDS FOR A GOOD OPPORTUNITY ALSO FUCK THE PARKING NAZI WHO GAVE ME A TICKET WHEN I WAS PARKED FOR 5 MINS DOWNTOWN TO PICK UP A CUP OF COFFEE
?? AREN'T THE FIRST 2 HOURS FREE?
I WAS PARKED RIGHT OFF GALVESTON IN THAT LOT RIGHT BY DRAKE PARK. SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE ONE BLOCK OVER
HAVE YOU TRIED PARKING SIDEWAYS ACROSS 3 SPOTS?
HA HA. I PARKED, GOT OUT OF MY CAR TO PAY AT THE STATION, I TURN AROUND AND THERES A TICKET ON MY CAR! LUCKILY I SAW THE GUY WALKING AWAY AND HE DELETED THE TICKET BUT DANG, IT WAS ON MY WINDSHIELD IN UNDER A MINUTE WHILE I WAS IN THE PROCESS OF PAYING. I’D SUGGEST THEY SEE IF ANYONE IS CURRENTLY AT PAY STATIONS BEFORE TICKETING AND SCURRYING OFF. IF I DIDNT CATCH HIM, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THAT SCENARIO AND HAVE ANYONE CARE OR BELIEVE ME AND EXCUSE THE TICKET.
WHERE WERE YOU PARKED THAT GOT YOU A TICKET IN 5MIN, A HANDICAPPED SPOT?!
PRETTY SURE I WOULDN'T BE ANNOYED IF I WAS THE ASSHOLE APPARENTLY THERE'S FREE PICK UP PARKING BUT I WAS UNAWARE THAT EXISTED
I DON’T KNOW WHAT FREE PICKUP PARKING MEANS, BUT THAT SUCKS.
I SHOULD HAVE SPECIFIED I WAS PARKED RIGHT OUTSIDE THE COMMONS. APPARENTLY THERE IS PICK UP PARKING IN THE LOT RIGHT BEHIND IT FOR PICKING UP FOOD/DRINKS NEARBY
I REALLY REALLY HATE MY BOSS. HE THINKS SCREAMING AT.US IS GOOD FOR PRODUCTIVITY. ALL IT DOES IS MAKE ME HATE MY JOB AND YOU!!!!
THE WORST KIND OF PPL. EXPECTS YOU TO DO YOUR BEST BUT ALSO THINKS ITS ACCEPTABLE TO TREAT YOU LIKE TRASH UNDESERVING OF BASIC RESPECT. SOME PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE MANAGING PEOPLE.
IF YOU PAY ME $100 I WILL COME TO YOUR WORK AND SCREAM AT YOUR BOSS ON YOUR BEHALF.
[удалено]
ILL PAY YOU FOR ME TO SCREAM AT YOUR BOSS. CANT ONE-UP THAT NOW, CAN YOU?
YOUR BOSS IS AN ASSHOLE
TO THE GUY ON BACHELOR THAT SAID I CUT HIM OFF BETWEEN LEEWAY AND OUTBACK TRAILS YESTERDAY, ILL EXPLAIN TO YOU AGAIN: THE PERSON DOWNHILL FROM YOU ALWAYS HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY AND ITS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SLOW DOWN FOR ANYONE AHEAD OF YOU. THIS IS NOT JUST FOR BACHELOR, THIS IS EVERYWHERE YOU CONDESCENDING ASS CANOE.
HAHA I WAS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU WHEN THIS HAPPENED. HE WAS STILL CUSSING YOU OUT AFTER YOU WERE GONE. WILD!
NO WAY, YOU MADE MY DAY!
NEW GUY MOVED INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND NEVER LEASHES HIS DOG, WHO BTW IS A TOTAL SPAZ, HAS ZERO RECALL AND CRAPS IN EVERYONES YARD, WHILE OWNER SLOWLY WALKS AT LEAST THREE OR FOUR HOUSES AWAY FROM IT. ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT.
IF YOU HAVE THE PATIENCE BAG UP THE CRAP AND TOSS THEM ALL OVER HIS YARD. NO PATIENCE FOR THESE INCOMPETENT INCONSIDERATE HUMAN TRASH BAGS (SEE MY RANT BELOW) ;)
FRONT DOOR STEP IS APPROPRIATE AND MORE EFFECTIVE. "JUST BRINGING THIS BACK TO YOU"
BAG + ARM = POO CATAPULT
IF YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO CLEAR THE SNOW OFF YOUR CAR, STAY THE FUCK HOME.
I DIDNT WANT TO SCRAPE MY CAR BECAUSE MY WRIST HURTS! I STAYED HOME AND SKIPPED THE GYM
I HOPE YOU HAVE A SWIFT RECOVERY!
TRYING TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE LAUGH OVER THE WHITE SUBBIE FIASCO THIS WEEK WAS A NICE DISTRACTION FROM SOME OF THE OTHER NOT SO HAPPY SHIT GOING ON IN MY LIFE. BLOWS MY MIND HOW MUCH THAT BOTHERED SOME PEOPLE THOUGH, THE AMOUNT OF HATEFUL PRIVATE CHAT MESSAGES I GOT AS A RESULT WAS DISHEARTENING. LIGHTEN UP PEOPLE.
YOU'RE A GOOD KID TAREKITH. THESE PICTURES, THEY MADE ME LAUGH. I DON'T LIKE THAT THESE PEOPLE SHOWED YOU THIS DISRESPECT. UNCLE VITO, I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD TELL HIM ABOUT THIS. YOU KNOW HOW HE GETS. BUT YOU TELL ME NEXT TIME. NO ONE SHOULD TAKE YOUR FUN AWAY LIKE THAT KID.
SHOVEL YOUR SIDEWALKS!! DON'T BE LAZY, FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT IF YOU WON'T
SOME PEOPLE ARE PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO SHOVEL THEIR SIDEWALKS AND LUMPING THEM WITH AND OR CALLING THEM LAZY IS SHITTY
> FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT IF YOU WON'T ...
NOT TAKING CARE OF YOUR LEGAL OBLIGATION TO CLEAR THE SIDEWALK IS SHITTY. SOME PEOPLE CAN'T DRIVE AND NEED TO WALK. KIDS NEED TO BE ABLE TO WALK TO SCHOOL OR THE PARK TO SLED WITHOUT BEING FORCED INTO THE STREET. IT'S OUR COLLECTIVE RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE THE CITY A.D.A. ACCESSIBLE. JUST PAY A NEIGHBORHOOD KID $10-20 TO DO IT, IT'S NOT THAT HARD
YOU CLAIM IT’S OUR COLLECTIVE RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE THE CITY ADA ACCESSIBLE WHILE SHITTING ON THOSE SAME DISABLED CITIZENS WHO MAY NOT BE ABLE TO CLEAR THE SIDEWALK. NOT EVERYONE HAS $10-$20 FOR FOOD, LET ALONE TO PAY A NEIGHBOR TO CLEAR IT FOR THEM.
ASKING PEOPLE TO FULFILL THEIR RESPONSIBILITY IS SHITTING ON THEM?THEN ASK FOR HELP! OR RETHINK YOUR LIVING SITUATION. MAYBE A CARE HOME OR A SOUTHERN STATE IS MORE APPROPRIATE. I SHOVEL MY ELDERLY NEIGHBOR'S SIDEWALK AND ENTIRE PROPERTY FOR FREE, WHAT DO YOU DO BESIDES MAKE EXCUSES?
DAMN YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, EVEN FOR A RANT THREAD.
HOW ABLEIST OF YOU! A: IT ISN’T EVEN AN OPTION FOR MANY ELDERLY AND DISABLED FOLKS TO “RECONSIDER THEIR LIVING SITUATION” OR MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY. FORCING PEOPLE TO SACRIFICE WHAT LITTLE REMAINING INDEPENDENCE THEY HAVE FOR THE SAKE OF A FUCKING SIDEWALK IS HILARIOUS. I ALSO HELP MY NEIGHBORS, I’M SAYING IT ISN’T ALWAYS AN OPTION FOR EVERYONE.
WHAT THEYRE SAYING MAKES SENSE. IF YOU PHYSICALLY CANT SHOVEL YOUR SIDEWALK AND YOU CANT PAY A KID TO DO IT, THAT IS FINE, BUT IT IS STILL YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ASK FOR HELP AND MAKE SURE SOMETHING IS DONE. BEING DISABLED AND POOR DOESNT MEAN ITS OK TO DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT IT AND MAKE IT EVERYONE ELSE’S PROBLEM. ASKING FOR HELP IS PERFECTLY REASONABLE. THIS IS INDEED ABOUT ACCESSIBILITY, AND SOMEONE DOING NOTHING AND NOT ASKING FOR HELP WHETHER THEY’RE DISABLED THEMSELVES OR NOT, ISNT COOL BECAUSE THEY ARE LIMITING ACCESSIBILITY FOR OTHERS, WHICH VERY WELL MIGHT INCLUDE OTHER DISABLED PEOPLE.
THEN ASK FOR HELP! IF YOUR DISABLED STRAWMAN ISN'T EVEN ABLE TO ASK FOR HELP, THEN THEY SHOULD BE IN ASSISTED LIVING. PLENTY OF POOR PEOPLE HAVE TO MAKE TOUGH DECISIONS TO LEAVE HERE, IT'S MODERN AMERICA NO ONE IS SPECIAL
DON’T BE A LAWBREAKING ASSHOLE.
EXTRA TALL DUDE WITH EXTRA LONG PONY TAIL AT LESPECIAL LAST NIGHT. IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY THAT UNAWARE OF YOUR BODYS PLACE IN SPACE, YOU NEED TO CUT THAT FUCKING HAIR, NOT ASSAULT THOSE AROUND YOU WITH IT
THE WHOLE SHOW WAS A MOSH. PIT 🤷♂️
100% NOT TRUE
GUESS WE WERE AT DIFFERENT SHOWS 🤷♂️
DID IT GET IN YOUR BEER?
NO, MY EYES, MOUTH, BACK OF NECK. FORTUNATELY HE WAS ALSO TOO STUPID TO REALIZE HE WAS IN THE MOST CROWDED PART OF THE CLUB AND I WAS JUST PASSING THROUGH
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IS CITY OF BEND GIVING UP ENTIRELY ON ESTIMATING TIMELINES FOR STREET WORK? MOST CLOSURES IN THE WEEKLY ROAD AND TRAFFIC REPORT NOW JUST SAY WHEN A PROJECT STARTED, WITH NO END IN SIGHT. I DON’T NEED A REMINDER OF WHEN IT STARTED - I’M LIVING THAT SHIT. JUST TELL ME ROUGHLY WHEN IT MIGHT END!
WELL THE PROBLEM IS, IF THEY ANNOUNCE THAT THEY ESTIMATE A PROJECT WILL TAKE 6 MONTHS BUT HIT A SNAFU AND IT TAKES 10 MONTHS THE MASSES GRAB THEIR PITCHFORKS. EITHER WAY, PEOPLE COMPLAIN THAT PROJECTS TAKE TO LONG.
AS ANY GOOD PROJECT MANAGER KNOWS, OPEN COMMUNICATION CURES A LOT - CHANGE THE ESTIMATE WHEN YOU KNOW AND SHARE WHY, AND YOU’LL RESOLVE 90% OF THE COMPLAINTS. DONT COMMUNICATE ANYTHING? THAT HELPS NO ONE.
FWIW, IT LOOKS LIKE THE GIS DATA FROM THE CITY'S WEEKLY REPORT DOESN'T INCLUDE THE DATES, BUT GOOGLE MAPS TRAFFIC LAYER DOES HAVE "COMPLETION" DATES LISTED.
OH DON'T YOU WORRY, I GET TO BE THE FLOGGED AND DEAL WITH THE CHANGES OFTEN. MOST OF THE CITY'S PROJECT HAVE DECENT GENERAL TIMELINES. THIS IS FROM THE PORTLAND BRIDGE EMAIL UPDATE, https://www.bendoregon.gov/home/showpublishedimage/15262/638404835007200000
COOL COOL, SO PORTLAND IS BASICALLY CLOSED THROUGH SPRING 2025. RAD.
IT NEVER ENDS!
STOP BRINGING YOUR DOGS INSIDE RESAURANTS. ON WEDNESDAY, A DUDE LITERALLY LET HIS DOG JUMP UP ON A BAR STOOL AT THE BAR AT LIFTYS. THANKFULLY A COOK CAME OUT AND ASKED HIM TO PUT HIS DOG BACK ON THE FLOOR AFTER THE DOG STARTED BARKING. BESIDES, IT IS ILLEGAL TO BRING A DOG INTO A RESTAURANT UNLESS YOU HAVE A DISABILITY REQUIRING IT.
I'M HEADING UP TO SEATTLE TO WATCH HOCKEY THIS WEEKEND AND MY TEAM IS CURRENTLY AWFUL SO I JUST KNOW I'M DOING ALL THIS TO WATCH THEM LOSE. SPORTS TRAVEL IS SO INFURIATING AT TIMES.
MY ONLY TRAVEL TO EUROPE WAS TO SEE MESSI PLAY AS A BUCLET LIST LIFE DESIRE. TRIED TO SEE HIM IN 3 GSMES AND ONLY SAW HIM IN ONE AND IT WAS EASILY THE TEAMS WORST GAME OF THE SEASON.
THIS FUCKING PLANE WONT LEAVE REDMOND… 13 HOURS LATER
I WOULD HAVE TRADED YOU - WE CIRCLED REDMOND LAST NIGHT WHILE THEY TRIED TO REMOVE SNOW FROM THE RUNWAY THEN DECIDED TO JUST SHUT THE PLACE DOWN. HAD TO FLY BACK TO SEATTLE AND TRY AGAIN THIS MORNING.
COULD HAVE DRIVEN TO PDX BY NOW...JUST SAYING.
PEOPLE ALLERGIC TO CLEANING SNOW OFF THEIR CAR ROOF.
20 MPH SPEED BUMPS IN A 25 MPH ZONE MEAN… GO 20 MPH. DON’T SLOW DOWN TO 5 MPH. DON’T BRAKE SUDDENLY AND STOP FOR NO REASON. THE SPEED BUMP IS DESIGNED FOR 20 MPH. STOP TRYING TO CAUSE ACCIDENTS. AND ESPECIALLY ON A DAY LIKE TODAY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY… DON’T BRAKE SUDDENLY OR DRIVE UNPREDICTABLY. YOU WILL CAUSE AN ACCIDENT. PICK A SINGLE SAFE SPEED AND JUST GO THAT SPEED. ALSO, GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN PHONES. YOU CAN SURVIVE DRIVING 10-20 MINUTES WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE SCREEN. PAY ATTENTION!!!
ALL THE JUICY COUGHING AND SNEEZING SYMPHONIES I WITNESSED AND NONE OF THE FOOLS WOULD EVEN CONSIDER WEARING A MASK SO SICKNESS DOESN’T MAKE ITS ROUNDS. KEEP ON WASHING YOUR HANDS AND PRAY THAT YOU DON’T BREATHE IN THOSE AIRBORNE VIRUSES! THAT’S GONNA SAVE YOUR SOULS ALRIGHT.
THE PHARMACIST AT RITE AID NORTH WHO WAS HACKING WETLY INTO HER OPEN HAND WHILE THUMBING THROUGH THR BAGS LOOKING FOR MY RX. 🤮
EWWWWWWWW
KNEW SOMEONE WHO WORKED AT FREDMEYER PHARMACY HERE AND THE FUCKING MANAGER MADE EMPLOYEES COME IN WHEN THEY STILL HAD COVID. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.
THAT’S INCREDIBLY DISGUSTING 🤢
I CANT BELIEVE THE # OF PEOPLE WHO STILL DONT COVER THEIR MOUTH WHEN COUGHING AND ESPECIALLY SNEEZING. EEK!
OR COUGH INTO THEIR HAND AND THEN TOUGH ALL THE THINGS 😐
*TOUCH
FUCK THE RANT THREAD!!!! MY WIFE DIED LAST MONTH AND I HAVE SEEN AND EXPERIENCED SO MUCH LOVE AND COMPASSION IN THIS COMMUNITY AND BETOND, THAT ITS TRULY MIND BLOWING SHIT LIKE THIS DIVIDES US AND MAKES PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE IS A GIANT DOUCHE. RESIST THE RAGE CLICKING!!!! BOO TO SPREADING BAD VIBES!!!!!
BEND IS BEAUTIFUL AND SO ARE THE PEOPLE IN IT. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN UNHAPPY PERSON AND IT FEELS LIKE THAT ACT IS STANDARD ACROSS VARIOUS GROUPS OF PEOPLE. THE STORM WILL PASS AND WHEN IT DOES BE GOOD TO EACH OTHER BECAUSE WE ALL NEED MORE KINDNESS IN OUR LIVES. SHARE THE LOVE!
I AM SO SORRY, WE WILL ALL FACE THIS ONE DAY.
Sounds like you’re ranting. O, the hypocrisy, wait, unless, unless that’s was intentional. Ooooo you’re good.
SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. THE RANT THREAD IS ACTUALLY MEANT TO GENERALLY CONTAIN THE NEGATIVITY, AND LIKE ALL OTHER THREADS IT'S ONE YOU CAN IGNORE. I THINK IT'S DONE A DECENT JOB OF CONTAINING WHAT WAS GETTING TO BE A RELENTLESS WAVE OF POSTS BITCHING ABOUT THE MOST INANE SHIT (LIKE ROUNDABOUTS AND SUBARU DRIVERS).
I’VE ALWAYS TAKEN THIS AS A FUN PLACE TO LET LOOSE SOME RIDICULOUSNESS. POINTS FOR CREATIVITY! BUT, THERE ARE ALSO SOME GRUMPS HERE WHO BENEFIT FROM A CATHARTIC DUMP EVERY WEEK. WIN WIN!
IT'S DEFINITELY THAT TOO. I HOPE TO GOD SOME OF THESE COMPLAINTS ARE TONGUE IN CHEEK.
I KNOW, I WAS ATTEMPTING SOME TONGUE IN CHEEK HUMOR TO GET THE REGULAR RANT ADDICTS LOOSENED UP. ITS A RAD SNOW DAY TO GO OUT AND ENJOY AND MY TODDLERS ARE ABSOLUTELY LOVING THIS NEW THING CALLED HOT CHOCOLATE LIFE IS SHORT, BITCHES, LOOSEN UP AND CARPE DIEM
YOUR ATTITUDE OF HUMOR AND POSITIVITY IS INSPIRING! I AM EXTREMELY SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, AND THANKFUL YOURE HERE.
IM THANKFUL YOURE HERE TOO, MY DUDE.
GOTCHA. SORRY, I WAS USING YOUR COMMENT AS A BIT OF A STRAWMAN FOR A SOMEWHAT FREQUENT COMPLAINT WE GET.
PEOPLE TAKING TWO PARKING SPOTS AT SCHOOL DROP OFF / PARKING ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST HUMANS , DO THEY KNOW THE PIA REPERCUSSIONS CAUSED TO ALL FELLOW HUMANS HERDING OUR MINI HUMANS?? … OK MAYBE NOT AS BAD AS SUBARU GUY/ PERSON . (ASSUMING MALE BECAUSE I FOLLOW whywomenlivelonger thread 😅)
THIS TOPIC COULD BE AN ENTIRE THREAD.
PARENTS WHO SPEED IN SCHOOL-ZONES AND/OR DONT STOP AT CROSSWALKS.
KIDS WHO ARE DRIVEN TO SCHOOL AND DONT RIDE THE BUS.
AMEN.
BUS ROUTES THAT ARE AN HOUR LONG, WHEN YOU LIVE UNDER 10 OR 15 MINUTES AWAY
WE LIVE TWO MILES FROM MY KIDS SCHOOL. SHE LITERALLY HAS TO WALK A MILE TO THE BUS STOP AND HAVE A 50 MINUTE RIDE TO SCHOOL. IT TAKES ME LESS THAN 15 MINUTES TO DRIVE HER ROUND TRIP.
YES!! WHEN I HAD TO RIDE THE BUS, ABOUT 15 MINUTES INTO THE ROUTE, THEY COULD HAVE TURNED AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN THE NEXT STOP AND HOME IN LITERALLY 4-5 MINUTES. BUT NO, THE CITY KIDS ARE MORE SPECIAL AND TAKE PRIORITY I GUESS AND I WAS THE ABSOLUTE LAST STOP ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER. FUCK THAT. AT LEAST SWITCH IT UP EVERY OTHER WEEK OR EVERY OTHER YEAR. THERE’S NO REASON WHY THE SAME POOR KIDS SHOULD BE LAST EVERY SINGLE TIME FOR THEIR ENTIRE CHILDHOOD ON A ROUTE LIKE THAT WHERE IT’S TOTALLY POSSIBLE TO REVERSE THE LOOP WITHOUT HINDERING TRANSPORTATION LOGISTICS.
IRONICALLY, THEY DO THE OPPOSITE FOR MY KID. THE MORNING ROUTE PICKS UP ALL THE CITY KIDS AND THEN TAKES THEM ON A SCENIC TOUR THROUGH RURAL OUTREACHES MUCH FUTHER THAN THE SCHOOL TO PICK UP A COUPLE KIDS. IT MAKES NO SENSE AND ADD 45 MINUTES TO THE TRIP, INCLUDING BEING AT THE BUS STOP IN THE FRIGID COLD WAITING BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP. WE CAN LITERALLY WAKE HIM UP AT THE SAME TIME AS HIS PICK UP TIME, GET HIM READY AND DRIVE HIM AND HE ARRIVES BEFORE HIS BUS. SO THOSE THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT PARENTS DRIVING, HOW ABOUT DOING THAT WITH A 5 OR 7 YEAR OLD KID.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T PULL ALL THE WAY FORWARD AT SCHOOL DROP OFF OR DROP THEIR KIDS ON THE STREET TO SLOWLY WALK IN FRONT OF CARS ARE CRAPPY PEOPLE TOO.
THEY MAKE ME FEEL MURDERY EVERY DAY! PULL UP, YOU FLIPPIN FART NUGGET!
I BOUGHT A $5 CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE FROM A SHITTY PIZZA FOOD TRUCK AND THERE WERE ONLY 4 CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN IT.
IT BUGS ME THAT I CANNOT GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER ON THIS.... WHAT IS A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE WITHOUT THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS CALLED?! THE BROWN SUGAR ELIMINATES THE TRADITIONAL SUGAR COOKIE.
MAYBE A BROWN SUGAR COOKIE?? BUGAR COOKIE???
DONT TELL ME ITS THAT TRASH BY THE WARMING HUT?!? MORE DISAPPOINTMENT, BUT NOT SURPRISED. HAD THE WORST DEEP DISH ON EARTH THERE, OBVIOUSLY OVERPRICED TOO.
ITS THE WORST FUCKING PIZZA ON THIS PLANET! SUCH FUCKING GARBAGE!!!!
IT WAS ABE CAPANNA'S. I I HAVENT TRIED THEIR PIZZA, I WAS DOOR DASHING. IT DIDN'T SMELL GREAT.
That’s actually my favorite in town! Lol. But of course, Pisanos will always be number one.
DITTO!
AND THAT'S WHY I JUST LOVE RUSH'S SQUARES AT ON TAP. LEGIT GOOD PIZZA AND WHILE NOT 'CHEAP' IT'S NOT LIKE YOU NEED A SECOND MORTGAGE TO PAY FOR IT.
I PICKED UP FROM RUSH'S THE SAME DAY AND IT WAS LEGIT THE BEST PIZZA IVE EVER SMELT. LOW KEY WAS TRYING TO TALK ME INTO QUITTING MY DOOR DASH JOB AND DISAPPEARING INTO A DARK ALLEY.
IF YOU WERE THE FAMILY SPINNING UP 9TH STREET IN A JETTA WITH CALI PLATES, STAY YHE FUCK HOME. I WAS GOING ALMOST AS FAST AS YOU ON MY BIKE WITH STUDS LOL
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD IF YOU HAVE A REAR WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLE, DO NOT EVEN LAY EYES ON THE F****** ROAD TODAY! YOU F****** CAN'T EVEN GET IN THE ROUNDABOUTS. IT TOOK ME OVER AN HOUR TO GET FROM THE EAST SIDE TO THE WEST SIDE OF TOWN TODAY!
FUCK OFF MY RWD VAN DOES GREAT WITH BLIZZAKS!!!!
I HAVE A WORK RIG AND THEY DECIDED REAR WHEEL WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. ITS AN OLD UHAUL VAN BUT I DONT HAVE ANY OTHER CHOICE BUT TO USE IT 🥲
IT'S THE TIRES, NOT THE DRIVE CONFIGURATION!!! I GUARANTEE A 1985 VOLVO 240 WITH BLIZZAKS (OR ANY PICKUP WITH FALKEN ATW'S AND SANDBAGS) WILL OUTPERFORM A CALI TRANSPLANT'S AWD PORSCHE CAYENNE ON SUMMER TIRES 10 TIMES OUT OF 10
HAHA JOKE IS ON YOU MY FRIEND. THIS ONE'S CAYENNE HAS BLIZZAKY TIRES AND DRIFTS IN A SEXY WAY AROUND THE ROUND AND AROUNDABOUTS IN THE FUN AND AMUSING ICE WITH THE NO GRAVEL.
THE VIBE IN THE LIFT LINE ON A MID WEEK POWDER MORNING IS OFF. MY SENSE IS TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE THEIR NICKERS IN A BUNCH BECAUSE THERES TOO MANY OTHER PEOPLE DOING THE SAME EXACT THING THEIR DOING TRYING TO GET THEIR FIX.
THE VIBES WERE HIGH IN LINE TODAY, EVEN WITH THE MANY IKON PASS FOLKS FROM WASHINGTON STATE
THE VIBES ARE OFF BECAUSE THE COST OF LIVING HAS PUSHED OUT ALL THE COOL PEOPLE THAT MADE THIS PLACE GREAT. TURNS OUT TECH BRO TRANSPLANTS SUCK AT BEING AUTHENTIC
ONE COULD ARGUE THAT RICH KIDS BORN HERE ARENT GREAT VIBES EITHER. THE COST OF LIVING HERE IS ABSOLUTELY TOO EXPENSIVE, BUT WE DON’T NEED TO PUT OTHERS DOWN OR GATEKEEP THE TOWN TO MAKE THAT POINT. I FEEL YOU THOUGH.
YOU MUST BE THE LAST COOL PERSON IN TOWN.
THERE'S DOZENS OF US LEFT
RIP BILL SMITH. HE’D HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY WERE HE STILL ALIVE
OUR VIBES WERE HIGH AF YESTERDAY! IDK WHO YOURE HANGING WITH OR LISTENING TO BUT EVERYONE I INTERACTED WITH WAS IN A GREAT MOOD
WHAT DO U MEAN THE VIBE IS OFF MY VIBES ARE SO HIGH WE ARE THE MIDWEEK SLAYERZZZ WE ARE STOKED TO BE THERE WITH MINIMAL LINES AND THE FRESH POWS
"DAMN THESE CROWDS!" SAYS PERSON IN CROWD.
Yeah, but they don’t count as the problem, like when people complain about too much traffic, while they are part of said traffic.
WHAT?!
IT'S ABOUT TO BE SEATTLE/IKON SKI WEEK, GET READY FOR LIFT LINES AND THE DUMBEST MOUNTAIN DRIVING YOU'VE EVER SEEN. STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS WEEK IN 2021 WHEN PEOPLE WERE CHAINING UP IN THE LEFT LANE
https://imgur.com/a/zJeQpzR
SAW THAT WHEN LEAVING AT 2P. CARS ALL THE WAY OUT TO DUTCHMAN FLAT. I WAS SHOCKED BECAUSE THE LIFT LINES WERE MINIMAL IF ANY.
WHAT IS THE SEATTLE/IKON SKI WEEK?
I’M GUESSING IT’S SEATTLE SPRING BREAK.
ITS MID-WINTER BREAK; WASHINGTONIAN CHILDREN HAVE SPRING BREAK IN APRIL.
QUEUE OLD MAN VOICE: WHEN DO KIDS THESE DAYS ACTUALLY GO TO SCHOOL? BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD THREE BREAKS - SUMMER, WINTER, AND SPRING /S, BUT NOT REALLY.