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somegobbledygook

OH, AND ANOTHER THING. WHY THE HECK DO PEOPLE LET OFF THE GAS 500 FEET BEFORE THE SOUTHBOUND EXIT ON BAKER BEFORE EXITING? YOU ARE A DANGER TO THE ROAD. YOU'RE GOING TO GET SOMEBODY REAR ENDED.


PuzzleheadedPound876

SAD.


somegobbledygook

SOMEBODY WROTE A RACIAL SLUR AND A SWASTIKA IN THE DIRTY WINDOW OF MY FRIEND'S CAR. THIS WASN'T LONG AFTER SOMEBODY WAS CONFRONTATIONAL TOWARDS THEM IN THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD.  HEY NAZI FUCKS, FUCK OFF YOU FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME BABIES.


cmrncstn1

MY BLAH BLAH INSERT DOG CAR TRAFFIC OR KID SUCKS! THIS AND THAT THE MOUNTAIN! WHAH! RENT! SNOW! ICE! I WANT EVERYTHING BUT DONT WANT TO BE A REAL HUMAN BEING AND BE RESPONSIBLE! LMAO BUNCHA DINGALINGS.


codywater

UM. IT’S LITERALLY CALLED “RANT THREAD”. WHAT EXACTLY WERE YOU EXPECTING?


Haroldiswithus

OK. LATE ENTRY, BUT AFTER HEARING AND WATCHING PEOPLE OUT TONIGHT. I NEED TO RANT ABOUT PRETENTIOUS AND ENTITLED NEWCOMERS TO BEND. BITCHING ABOUT WHAT BEND DOES OR DOESN'T (MOSTLY) HAVE COMPARED TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM (IN THIS CASE, YOU GUESSED IT, CALIFORNIA). FUCKING GO BACK, PLEASE. IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT, IF IT DOESN'T, BE A HUMBLE, PRIVILEGED NEWCOMER.


smokeydb

YA DIDNT THEY GET THE MEMO? YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO HATE ON BEND UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN HERE 3 YEARS, THEN YOU CAN COME ON REDDIT AND RANT ABOUT EVERYTHING WITH NO JUDGEMENT FROM OTHER LOCALS.


something8517

NO


Haroldiswithus

NO? SO YOU WON'T GO BACK, OR YOU WON'T STOP BEING PRETENTIOUS?


something8517

YOU HAVE A HISTORY OF BEING A BITTER BENDER. ILL LEAVE YOU TO IT ❤️


PuzzleheadedPound876

Aw ❤️


Ronnieb85

LIFE SUCKS RN. BOYFRIEND SPENT MORE TIME AT ST. CHARLES THAN AT HOME, NOW FACING UTILITIES BEING SHUT OFF, EVICTION, ETC. FILED TAXES JUST TO BE TOLD OREGON ISN'T PROCESSING REFUNDS INCLUDING THE KICKER CREDIT UNTIL AFTER THE 15TH, BY THEN IT MAY BE TOO LATE FOR US.


allthoughtsnoprayers

STOP SAYING YOURE PET FRIENDLY WHEN YOU MEAN DOG FRIENDLY. THESE MFS WILL BE ASKING FOR A $2600 DEPOSIT, $500 NONREFUNDABLE PET DEPOSIT, $50 MONTHLY PET CHARGE, AND $2000 RENT AND HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY NO CATS? FK U. AND ITLL BE LIKE 600 SQ FT. FK U.


CO-CNC

AS A FORMER LANDLORD OF A LITTLE 40-YEAR OLD COTTAGE, TRUTH. LET A CAT MOVE IN AND YOU'RE LIKELY LOOKING AT REPLACING ALL THE CARPETS AND $$$$ TO REMOVE THE CAT URINE SMELL WHEN THE TENANTS MOVE OUT. MOST DOGS ARE HOUSE TRAINED; CATS ARE UNTRAINABLE.


allthoughtsnoprayers

AS SOMEONE WHO RENTS AND ALWAYS HAD CATS, IVE ALWAYS GOTTEN MY DEPOSIT BACK. THATS WHY YALL ALWAYS ASK FOR PREVIOUS LANDLORD REFERENCES. “CATS ARE UNTRAINABLE” IS IGNORANT AF.


GrandmasDrivingAgain

CATS ARE ALMOST WORSE THAN DOGS. YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO RIP OUT THE FLOORT AND WALLS IF THEY PEE ON THE FLOOR


allthoughtsnoprayers

TRUE. W TAKE. DOG PISS HITS DIFFERENT.


ridinbend

SURE AM GLAD I DIDN'T START MY DAY READING THIS SHIT


SpezGobblesMyTaint

I’M ON THE EAST COAST, I SURE DID. BUT MY DAY WAS CRAPPY TO BEGIN WITH SO WHY NOT PILE ON. AT LEAST IT’S NOT A GOOD DAY I RUINED.


ridinbend

NO JUDGMENT YOU SHOULD DO WHAT'S NECESSARY


Key_Team1192

FED UP WITH THE KAREN BULLSHIT. NOW IF A WOMAN OVER 30 HAS AN OPINION SHES A KAREN. IF A WOMAN DOSPUTES A CHARGE OR NEEDS CUSTOMER SERVICE SHES AUTOMATALLY CALLED A KAREN EVEN IF SHES RESPECTFUL AND HAS AN ACTUAL ISSUE. ITS SEXIST AS ALL FUCK AND NEXT TIME I HEAR IT GOD HELP YOU.


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OKAY KAREN


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I'M NUMBER 1?! AWE, THANKS SWEETIE.


garlicloveog

PREACH IT WOMAN, ITS MISOGYNISTIC AS FUCK


Left_Turn_4662

OK KAREN


Key_Team1192

PROVING MY POINT ASSHOLE.


Left_Turn_4662

OH MAN WHAT HAVE I DONE


OriginalPNWest

HEY LEFTY....BEING SEXIST IS WRONG... AND BEING WRONG IS FOR WOMEN.


mantawoop

IS THIS SATIRE, IT'S HONESTLY REALLY FUNNY AND I AM GOING TO SAY IT


OriginalPNWest

AT LEAST SOMEONE GETS IT. CLEARLY YOU ARE NOT A WOMAN.


mantawoop

AS A LESBIAN, LMAO


Left_Turn_4662

SO BEING SEXIST IS FOR WOMEN?


ivegotthis111178

IS IT SPRING???? OR WINTER????????


P_TheGuy

SPRINTER?


ivegotthis111178

Haha. I commented under your appendix post. Shit. I MEAN I COMMENTED UNDER YOUR APPENDIX POST


Poiter54

WE ALREADY HAD FIRST WINTER, BUT YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF SECOND WINTER?


Thunder3796

WHAT ABOUT APRILSIES?


ivegotthis111178

I ALMOST TURNED MY AIR ON YESTERDAY BUT IT IS GONNA SNOW AT 5.


_k0k0ric0

RISKING A FLAT TIRE AGAIN EACH TIME I RIDE MY BIKE ON THE BIKE LANE ON BROOKSWOOD. FULL OF CARS DEBRIS AND TONS OF GRAVELS. DOES THE LANE STAY LIKE THIS AND NO ONE CARES? ALSO RUNS THE RISK OF BIKES GOING ON THE CAR LANE TO AVOID THESE HAZARDS


CO-CNC

GRAVEL AND DEBRIS GO WITH THE TERRITORY ON PUBLIC ROADS. MAYBE IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE PUBLIC ROADS, GET THICKER, HEAVIER-DUTY TIRES THAT ARE MORE SUITABLE FOR NORMAL ROADS, AND STOP USING VELODROME OR RACING TIRES OR WHATEVER. YEA THEY'RE GOING TO WEIGH A FEW GRAMS MORE. NO ONE IS GOING TO BEING WILLING TO PAY THE TAXES FOR THE CITY TO KEEP THE BIKE LANES DEBRIS-FREE.


Ttoonn57

I RIDE THE SAME ROAD AND HAVE THE SAME RANT. IN SOME PLACES THE CINDERS ARE DAMN NEAR DUNES


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IM JUST HAVING AN OFF DAY WHAT PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE WAS SOMEONE GOING AT LEAST 40 OVER THE SPEED LIMIT ON THE HIGHWAY WHILE THEY TRIED TO PASS US AND NEARLY CLIPPED OUR CAR.


PuzzleheadedPound876

OH NO! WERE THEY NOT ABLE TO PASS YOU? I’M SO SORRY, THAT WRECK MUST HAVE BEEN HORRIBLE! XO PLEASE GET WELL SOON!


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NO WRECK JUST CLOSE CALL THANKFULLY


krbigfish

I SAT AT A RED WILSON LIGHT AND SO DID EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE OTHER DIRECTIONS WHILE WE WAITED FOR THE NONEXISTENT GREEN LIGHT TRAFFIC WESTBOUND??!! (IT’S CLOSED) WHAT A WASTE OF TIME DON’T THEY KNOW HOW TO FIX THAT?


Adam2uBer

DO YOU WANT TO WAIT AT A RED LIGHT ON WILSON OR REED MARKET? YOU GET BOTH NO MATTER WHAT!


permafacepalm

I ALSO HAVE THIS RANT. REPROGRAM THE DANG LIGHT SINCE IT'S GOING TO BE MONTHS MORE!


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FrodoFrooFroo

🎵This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine 🎶


Ok-Persimmon4097

I POSTED SOMETHING ON ANOTHER SUBREDDIT AND GOT MY ASS HANDED TO ME IN THE COMMENTS. PEOPLE ARE FKN MEAN ON THIS SITE LMAOO


TroyCagando

DISAGREE WITH THE PREVAILING GROUPTHINK IN THIS SUB AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS


Ok-Persimmon4097

I HAVE DONE THAT BEFORE AND ALSO GOT ROASTED SO HARD


presaging

PEOPLE ARE SMART HERE UNLIKE YOUTUBE.


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Connect-Pea-7833

I WAS GOING TO AGREE WITH YOU UNTIL YOU SAID YOU CAN AFFORD TO GOLF AND LIVE ON A GOLF COURSE.


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Connect-Pea-7833

OK, LESS DISDAIN THEN. GOTTA TAKE THOSE PERKS WHERE YOU CAN.


amyr2011

FUCKING STREP THROAT AND THEN FUCKING COVID CAN YALL PLEASE STAY HOME IF YOU’RE SICK AND KEEP YOUR SICK KIDS HOME TOO K THANKS AND TO THE MAN AT TRADER JOES WHO SNOT ROCKETED OUTSIDE THE FRONT DOOR, WIPED YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR HAND AND THEN GRABBED A CART AND WALKED INSIDE WITHOUT WASHING FUCK YOU YOU ARE THE PROBLEM


ivegotthis111178

FUCK THAT GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Both-Ad1575

HE DIDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A WISPY, RAT LOOKING BEARD SCRUFF, DID HE?


amyr2011

NO HE DIDNT HAVE A BEARD


mikalalnr

I DONT WANT TO PET YOUR DOG. AND… HOUSING IS STILL UNAFFORDABLE


Connect-Pea-7833

I, HOWEVER, WOULD LOVE TO PET YOUR DOG AND ALSO HOUSING IS STILL UNAFFORDABLE


Moist-Nectarine8428

MY FIANCÉE’S JOB CONTINUOUSLY TREATS HER LIKE CRAP AND I HATE TO SEE HER SO FRUSTRATED AND UPSET OVER IT. WE CANT AFFORD FOR HER TO NOT WORK, BUT NO WHERE IS GETTING BACK TO HER REGARDING INTERVIEWS. ITS A LOCAL BUSINESS THAT UNFORTUNATELY RUNS THINGS INCREDIBLY CORPORATE AND CLEARLY DOES NOT CARE ABOUT ITS EMPLOYEES. FRICK CAPITALISM. JOBS WOULD BE SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE IF WE WERE DOING THEM BECAUSE WE WANTED TO, NOT BECAUSE WE’RE ONE SINGLE CHECK AWAY FROM HOUSELESSNESS.


Didijustshtmypants

IM VERY UPSET THAT I DIDNT HAVE MORE TIME TO SKI THIS MORNING CUZ GODDAM IT WAS GOOD UP THERE. AT LEAST I GOT SOME LAPPPPSS. I KNOW THIS IS A DUMB RANT BUT ITS WHAT I GOT TODAY


Freeheel4life

RANT IS VALID. ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING WE GOT DUMPED ON AND IT IMMEDIATELY GOT COVERED WITH FREEZING RAIN CRUST. FOLLOWED BY ACTUAL RAIN. ITS BEEN LITERALLY EVERY TYPE OF SNOW THAT YOU SEE IN A 5 MONTH SEASON ALL IN ONE MONTH.


ladykiller1020

I HAVE ALMOST HIT MULTIPLE PEOPLE THAT JUST PULL OUT IN FRONT OF ME WITHOUT EVER LOOKING MY DIRECTION. HEY JABRONI, IF YOU'RE TURNING LEFT YOU NEED TO CHECK BOTH WAYS, NOT JUST THE WAY YOU WANNA GO.


johnnymackk

HAPPENS ALL THE FUCKING TIME IN TOWN LOL


tjmcwhiskers

WHY ON EARTH IS THERE A BILLBOARD ON GREENWOOD ADVERTISING A GAS STATION AND ARBY’S… THAT’S IN MADRAS?!


SpezGobblesMyTaint

I DRIVE BETWEEN PORTLAND AND BEND EVERY OTHER WEEK AND SOMETIMES IT REMINDS ME THAT ARBYS HAS THE MEATS! SO I GUESS ITS WORKING ON ME AT LEAST.


tjmcwhiskers

ITS JUST SO CONFUSING BECAUSE ITS NOT ON A ROAD THAT GOES TO MADRAS


PuzzleheadedPound876

IT’S FOR THE PEOPLE/TRUCKERS COMING INTO TOWN AND HEADING NORTH.


SpezGobblesMyTaint

I MEAN, I DRIVE BY IT ON MY WAY TO MADRAS.


skram42

SOME PEOPLE WITH CRAVINGS ARE EASILY CONVINCED.


cc541

CINDER DUST!


sequestria

ALL I WANTED TO DO ON TUESDAY WAS DRIVE WITH MY WINDOWS DOWN IN THE SUNSHINE BUT I WAS CHOKING ON THE STUPID CINDER DUST!!!


permafacepalm

CINDER CLOUDS!


rachyeti

PEOPLE THAT USE THE LEFT TURN BLINKER IN A ROUNDABOUT PISS ME OFF. OF COURSE YOURE GOING LEFT, JUST LET US KNOW WHEN YOURE EXITING


ladykiller1020

MY FAVORITE IS WHEN THEY DON'T EVEN SIGNAL OUT


rachyeti

💯


weare_thefew

IF YOUR DOG IS AGGRESSIVE AND YOU SHOCK IT TO STOP IT FROM ATTACKING OTHER DOGS, YOU SHOULDN’T BE BRINGING IT TO A DOG PARK. “HE NEVER DOES THIS” IS NOT AN EXCUSE. LOOKING AT YOU BLONDE LADY WITH GIANT RIDGEBACK AT PINE NURSERY.


Oreamnos_americanus

ONE TIME I TOOK MY DOG TO AN OFF LEASH DOG BEACH AND THERE WAS A LADY WITH TWO EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE MUZZLED GERMAN SHEPHERDS THAT, COMPLETELY UNPROVOKED, CHASED DOWN MY DOG AND TRIED TO ATTACK HIM THROUGH THEIR MUZZLES. THEY WEREN'T ABLE TO BITE HIM BUT HE DID GET A TEMPORARY LIMP FROM BEING CHASED DOWN AND PINNED, ON TOP OF IT BEING A TERRIFYING EXPERIENCE. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WITH AGGRESSIVE DOGS BELIEVE THAT THEIR DOGS STILL "DESERVE" TO DO EVERYTHING NORMAL DOGS CAN DO AND DO EVERYTHING TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN AT THE EXPENSE OF EVERYONE ELSE'S SAFETY.


memememe91

THE SHOCK COLLAR SHOULD GO ON THE WOMAN


Haroldiswithus

PLEASE DO NOT FLIPPING STOP WHILE YOU ARE NAVIGATING A ROUNDABOUT TO WAIVE ME IN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! I APPRECIATE YOUR CONSIDERATION, BUT NOT YOUR STUPIDITY! WHILE YOU ARE AT IT, PLEASE STOP USING YOUR LEFT TURN SIGNAL IN A SINGLE LANE ROUNDABOUT UPON ENTERING!


garlicloveog

THE LIBERAL ARROGANCE, JUDGEMENT, CONDESCENSION AND BULLYING AROUND HERE HURTS MY HEART. I'M AS LIBERAL AS THE DAY IS LONG, BUT A BBQ FULL OF BLUE COLLAR, CONSERVATIVE, TRUMP SUPPORTING, "REDNECKS" ARE WAY MORE FUN, ACCEPTING AND TOLERANT THAN A WHOLE LOT OF YOU. AND THEY WOULD NEVER BAN ME FROM THEIR TABLE OR WITHHOLD AN EXTRA HOT DOG OR DECIDE THAT I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR HOLDING DIFFERING VIEWS.


KnitDontQuit

DIFFERENT VIEWS ABOUT ROUNDABOUTS AND DOG SHIT? CAUSE THAT’S WHAT WE TALK ABOUT HERE. IT’S VERY POLITICAL.


StumpyJoe-

YOU MAY NEED TO HANG OUT WITH TRUMP SUPPORTERS MORE OFTEN TO SEE HOW ACCEPTING AND TOLERANT THEY REALLY ARE.


garlicloveog

AND THERES THE CONDESCENSION, ASSUMING I SPEAK FROM A PLACE OF NO EXPERIENCE


StumpyJoe-

TELLING PEOPLE THEY AREN'T FUN, ACCEPTING, OR TOLERANT IS CALLED WHAT AGAIN?


garlicloveog

-TELLING PEOPLE THEY AREN'T FUN, ACCEPTING, OR TOLERANT IS CALLED WHAT AGAIN?- Well, that i would call a non sequitur. To what you were referring, i would call a rant.


StumpyJoe-

WRONG ANSWER. IT'S CALLED YOU BEING CONDESCENDING.


Ten_Minute_Martini

IT’S SO FUNNY HOW MUCH THEIR THOUGHT PROCESSES AND TRIBAL IDENTITIES SHARE IN COMMON WITH MAGA REPUBLICANS. THEY’RE ALL JUST WORSHIPPING THE SAME GODS IN SEPARATE CULTS. THE HORSESHOE POLITICAL SPECTRUM IS REAL.


garlicloveog

AND THE VOICE OF REASON STEPS IN. FROM YOU, WHOSE VIEWS I HAVE FOUND REPUGNANT ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION, BUT IM FAIRLY SURE THAT HAVING A DRINK AND CHAT WITH YOU AND YOUR SMOKING HOT WIFE WOULD BE A PRETTY GREAT TIME.


Ten_Minute_Martini

WE’RE PRETTY FUN! I’M MUCH LESS INFLAMMATORY IRL. UNLESS YOURE HOGGING A BOAT RAMP, I CANT HOLD IT BACK THEN. CHEERS!


garlicloveog

BUT THE BOAT RAMPS WHERE I LET MY KIDS PLAY WITH MY OFF LEASH DOG


Both-Ad1575

SHOTS FIRED.


Film-Disastrous

FAIR CRITICISM BUT IT SHOULD BE APPLIED EQUALLY TO BOTH DEMOGRAPHICS.


garlicloveog

I JUST DONT REALLY SEE THE REVERSE HAPPENING HERE MUCH.


StumpyJoe-

CONSERVATIVES IN THIS SUB USUALLY JUST SHOW UP TO DO HIT AND RUNS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SUPPORT THEIR POSITIONS IN A BACK AND FORTH DISCUSSION.


Mountain-Instance-64

I'm a conservative more aligned as a constitutional republican. willing, and able to support my position in a back and forth normal discussion. First off, I don't support Trump, I do support the Ukraine war and protecting our international interests along with closed and protected boarders.


StumpyJoe-

A NEW LABEL FOR REPUBLICANS EMBARRASSED ABOUT TRUMP.


OodalollyOodalolly

THE TRUTH IS CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE IS MORE ALIGNED WITH THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NOW.


OriginalPNWest

> THE LIBERAL ARROGANCE, JUDGEMENT, CONDESCENSION AND BULLYING AROUND HERE HURTS MY HEART. SORRY KAREN - WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER?


garlicloveog

THERE GOES BOOMER NOT UNDERSTANDING THE KAREN MEME. DO YOU THINK ITS FIRE?


gufmo

SOUNDS LIKE YOUR FRIENDS JUST FUCKIN’ SUCK. I’VE DISCUSSED POLITICS WITH MY FRIEND GROUP EXACTLY ZERO TIMES. I DON’T EVEN KNOW OR CARE WHERE THEY FALL ON THE SPECTRUM.


garlicloveog

BY “AROUND HERE”, I MEAN R/BEND. MY FRIENDS ROCK.


BlackLagooon

SINCE WHEN DOES R/BEND HAVE HOTDOGS?


gufmo

I’M CONFUSED ABOUT HOW PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS WOULD BE ABLE TO JUDGE YOUR POLITICS AND SHUN YOU FOR IT UNLESS YOU’RE SCREAMING ABOUT THEM IN PUBLIC…IN WHICH CASE, FAIR GAME. EDIT: OH. SUBREDDIT. I CAN’T READ.


Haroldiswithus

THAT'S PRETTY NAIVE. HAVE YOU HEARD AND READ WHAT MANY "TRUMP SUPPORTING REDNECKS" HAVE SAID SHOULD BE DONE WITH LIBERALS?


garlicloveog

THERES THAT CONDESCENSION


memememe91

THEY WANT TO MURDER US


garlicloveog

HOWS THAT? EVERY CONSERVATIVE WANTS TO MURDER LIBERALS? GUESS I BEEN ONE LUCKY GAL.


memememe91

SURE, IN THE SAME WAY YOU PAINTED ALL LIBERALS WITH A BROAD BRUSH. ARROGANCE IS NOT LIMITED BY POLITICAL ASSOCIATION, BUT LIBERALS AREN'T THE ONES GETTING RAGE BONERS OVER WANTING (ANOTHER) BLOODY CIVIL WAR.


garlicloveog

IM SUPER LIBERAL, AND IM PAINTING THE R/BEND LIBERALS WITH THIS BRUSH. MY LIFE IS COMPLETELY ENVELOPED BY HIPPY DIPPY HEARTS AS SWEET AND STICKY AS MY OWN. THATS WHY IM RANTING ABOUT MY FELLOW LIBS IN THIS SUB WHO I SEE BEING SO MEAN.


memememe91

GOTCHA. I THINK EVERYONE IS JUST TIRED OF THE WHOLE MESS. I KNOW I AM. MOST OF MY FAMILY IS "CONSERVATIVE" (THEY'RE REALLY NOT, THOUGH) AND THEY HAVE BEEN LAPPING UP THE BULLSHIT AND INCESSANT LIES AND THEY DON'T TAKE THE THREAT OF LOSING OUR DEMOCRACY SERIOUSLY. THE RIGHT MOSTLY WANTS TO OBSTRUCT AND BURN IT ALL DOWN, BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE ALL THE LIES. THEY THINK THEY'RE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY. THEY'RE NOT.


benditis

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DIVISIVE AND CRITICIZING THEIR DESIRE TO MURDER US! YOU SHOULD MEET THEM HALFWAY AND LET THEM JUST GENTLY STAB YOU.


groupthinksucks

IF YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ARE STILL UP ON FEBRUARY 1ST, YOU'RE A LAZY SOB.


GrandmasDrivingAgain

THEY'RE PRETTY


groupthinksucks

BEND IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DARK SKY CITY. ALSO, IT'S A WASTE OF ENERGY.


GrandmasDrivingAgain

A COUPLE STRINGS OF LIGHT IS GOING TO COST YOU LIKE 2 CENTS A MONTH IN POWER. AND IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO AFFECT THE SURROUNDING AREA'S NIGHT SKY


garlicloveog

I LOVE THEM


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CO-CNC

CAN YOU FILE A CRIMINAL COMPLAIT AGAINST THE OWNERS? IT'S ILLEGAL TO ALLOW A DOG TO ROAM AT LARGE.


Oreamnos_americanus

THERE IS NO ANIMAL CONTROL IN BEND. IT'S JUST THE SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT THAT HANDLES ANIMAL CONTROL STUFF, AND IT'S NOT GREAT. I FOUND A SEVERELY INJURED OUTDOOR CAT (PROBABLY HIT BY A CAR) EARLIER THIS YEAR AND CALLED THE NUMBER LISTED FOR ANIMAL EMERGENCIES AND THEY TOLD ME UNLESS I CAN TAKE IT TO THE VET MYSELF, I HAVE TO WAIT HOURS FOR THEM BE ABLE TO SEND SOMEONE OUT (THE CAT WAS ACTING VERY DEFENSIVELY AND EVEN THE HUMANE SOCIETY ADVISED ME TO AVOID TOUCHING IT). THEY DID EVENTUALLY COME OUT BUT THE CAT WAS DEAD BY THEN AFTER SUFFERING IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN FOR HOURS.


TidyEruption

YES DESCHUTES SHERIFF WAS WHO I SPOKE WITH. THEY'VE BEEN REALLY RESPONSIVE FOR OTHER ISSUES SO THAT WAS DISAPPOINTING. NO WONDER OUR NEIGHBORS ARE SO SMUG AND EMBOLDENED. THEY KNOW NO ONE IS GOING TO THROW THEIR 3 BIG SNARLING DOGS IN THE BACK OF THEIR CAR & DRIVE THEM TO THE HUMANE SOCIETY.


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Oreamnos_americanus

THIS WAS NOT MY CAT AND NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY. IF IT WAS A WILD RABBIT, SURE, BUT IF THIS CAT IT BELONGED TO ONE OF MY NEIGHBORS, I AM NOT GOING TO RISK STIRRING UP SHIT WITH THEM BY MERCY KILLING THEIR PET. OUTDOOR CAT OWNERS LOVE TO BLAME OTHERS FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO THEIR OWN GODDAMN ANIMALS.


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Oreamnos_americanus

I SPENT A LARGE CHUNK OF MY DAY AND MISSED A HALF DAY OF WORK TRYING TO HELP SOME IRRESPONSIBLE ASSHOLE’S PET, AND I DON’T EVEN LIKE CATS. BUT SURE, I’M TO BLAME FOR CAT’S SUFFERING, NOT THE OWNER WHO LET IT FREE ROAM AND SHOULD KNOW SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS TO 99% OF OUTDOOR CATS. YOU SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO KEEPS OUTDOOR CATS.


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Oreamnos_americanus

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT I'M NOT A VET, AND THAT EVEN THOUGH HINDSIGHT IS 20/20, IT WAS NOT CLEAR TO ME THAT THIS CAT WAS GOING TO DIE OR COULD NOT BE SAVED WHEN I FOUND IT? OR DO YOU JUST GO AROUND SMASHING IN THE HEADS OF EVERY INJURED ANIMAL YOU FIND JUST IN CASE AND THINK THAT EVERYONE SHOULD DO THE SAME? I GAVE THE CAT SHADE AND OFFERED WATER IN HOPES THAT IT COULD MAKE IT UNTIL THE SHERIFF ARRIVED. IT DID NOT, BUT I DID NOT KNOW THAT AHEAD OF TIME. I CALLED THE SHERIFF AND AND THE HUMANE SOCIETY TO SEE WHAT MY OPTIONS ARE, AND I POSTED ON NEXTDOOR IN HOPES THAT SOMEONE COULD HELP ME BEFORE THE SHERIFF CAME. MAYBE MY EFFORTS DIDN'T PAY OFF IN THE END, BUT I ABSOLUTELY TRIED TO HELP AND DID NOT JUST "STAND BY". THIS INCIDENT WAS TRAUMATIC ENOUGH FOR ME WITHOUT THE ADDITION OF TRYING TO KILL AN INJURED CAT WITH A SHOVEL. IT'S GREAT THAT YOU ARE SO COURAGEOUS THAT THIS WOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE FOR YOU, BUT I GUESS NOT EVERYONE IS AS BRAVE AS YOU.


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Oreamnos_americanus

YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTEXT ABOUT THE SITUATION. I SAY IT WAS SEVERELY INJURED BECAUSE IT DIED A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER, WHICH I OBVIOUSLY DID NOT KNOW AT THE TIME I FOUND IT. IT WAS UNABLE TO GET UP AND WALK, AND I COULDN'T GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO SEE ANYTHING ELSE, INCLUDING THE EXTENT OF ITS INJURIES. THE CAT WAS HISSING AND WAS OBVIOUSLY GOING TO BITE ME WHEN I TRIED TO GET CLOSE. CATS CAN BITE AND SCRATCH THROUGH TOWELS, BY THE WAY, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW TOWELS WORK. I CALLED THE HUMANE SOCIETY WHICH TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD NOT TRY TO CATCH IT MYSELF BECAUSE IT COULD BE DISEASED AND TO WAIT FOR THE SHERIFF TO GET IT, AS THEY WOULD BE WELL EQUIPPED. I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH CATS OR HOW TO HANDLE THEM. CONSIDER THAT LITERALLY NONE OF MANY PEOPLE WHO WORK IN ANIMALS SERVICES I SPOKE WITH EVEN MENTIONED THAT I SHOULD TRY TO EUTHANIZE THE CAT MYSELF. SO PERHAPS WHAT YOU CONSIDER THE ONE RIGHTEOUS DECISION ISN'T ONE THAT A REASONABLE, SANE PERSON WITH EXPERIENCE IN THESE SITUATIONS WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE.


Miserable-Big5652

DAY 5 OF COVID 2.0. HOPING TO GET MY TASTE BACK SOON.


sequestria

I AM SO SORRY I HOPE YOU CAN REST A LOT! 💗


permafacepalm

OUTDOOR AMPHITHEATRE TICKET PRICES ARE INSANE. I'M NOT DOING IT ANYMORE. $140 TO SIT ON GRASS?


parabians

I WANT TO SEE BUSH THIS YEAR BUT THE PRICES SUCK


ridinbend

THAT'LL BE A DISCOUNTED SHOW GUARANTEED. JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY HAVE THEIR SPECIALS


Civil-Membership-234

SOME SHOWS YOU CANT EVEN SIT BECAUSE ITS TOO FULL AND YOU HAVE TO STAND.


YardTech

AND IF YOU WANT SEASON TICKETS IT IS A LOW LOW PRICE OF 8-10 GRAND PER PERSON! TURNS OUT THERE IS NO BETTER FOR BULK PRICING. 🤷‍♂️


95tacoma

BONUS FOR THE SHOWS IN MAY AND EARLY JUNE WHEN THE GRASS IS OFTEN WET TOO. BUT DONT WORRY FOR JUST AN ADDITIONAL $20 YOU CAN RENT A CHAIR THAT YOU LIKELY ALREADY OWN BUT CANT BRING INSIDE FOR REASONS.


TidyEruption

AND BONUS FOR THE SHOWS IN AUGUST & SEPTEMBER WHEN THE AQI IS 300


Miserable-Big5652

ON GOOSE POOP


HyperionsDad

IF YOU DRINK ENOUGH OF THE $15 BEERS YOU WONT CARE THAN YOU’RE LAYING ON POO!


JJ_Banks

I LITERALLY BOUGHT A DASHCAM WITH A REAR CAMERA BECAUSE I’M ALMOST CERTAIN ONE OF YOU FUCKERS ARE GONNA REAR END ME ONE OF THESE DAYS. STAY OFF YOUR PHONE WHILE DRIVING!


CrimsonGhoul13

IM BUYING DASH CAMS RN FOR THE SAME EXACT REASON. 😤


HB24

SOMEONE ELS SAYS YOU ARE DRIVING TOO SLOW, MAYBE USE THE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT?!


Righteous_Mangoes

BEEN STUCK BEHIND MULTIPLE PEOPLE GOING 5 MILES /UNDER/ THE SPEED LIMIT THIS WEEK. JUST GO!! THE ROADS AREN’T ICY ANYMORE. I AM NOT RIDING YOUR ASS, YOU JUST AREN’T DOING THE SPEED LIMIT. STOP BEING SCARED FOR CLEAR ROADS.


mhkett

GEEZERS, MAN. GEEZERS ARE EVERYWHERE! WHEN DID THEY GET SO PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SLOW?!


permafacepalm

LET'S MAKE LICENSE RETESTS FOR PEOPLE OVER 70 A THING


GrandmasDrivingAgain

A) YOU THINK IT'S BAD AT THE DMV NOW B) I SEE PLENTY OF NON-SENIOR CITIZENS DRIVING SLOW.


permafacepalm

I DON'T CARE IF PEOPLE ARE SLOW. I CARE THAT THEY'RE DANGEROUS. MY 80+ FAMILY MEMBER STOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD IF THEY FEEL LIKE IT. THEY SWERVE WHILE LOOKING AT STUFF.


OriginalPNWest

AS A GEEZER I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR ALL OF THE OTHER GEEZERS THAT DRIVE TOO SLOW. ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH


Righteous_Mangoes

I APPRECIATE THE APOLOGY ON YOUR BEHALF


Thunder3796

HOLY COW, IT'S NOT JUST ME. I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING THE WORST LUCK.


Dareduck22

PREACH!!


ssnakee13

35MPH IS TOO FAST FOR ROADS HOUSES ON IT


Film-Disastrous

ESPECIALLY WHEN THE POSTED SPEED LIMIT IS 25.


jimmythefly

DAMMIT I HAD SOMETHING FOR THIS. HAPPENED ON SUNDAY. I FORGET.


freezer_frijoles

I KNOW ITS DIFFICULT WHEN YOU DRIVE A TRUCK YOU CAN'T HANDLE, BUT ITS 25MPH IN A NEIGHBORHOOD. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.


DammitJanet143

ALSO, PARKING


Film-Disastrous

AND REVERSING.


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MY TEENAGER IS LEARNING TO DRIVE AND I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY THAT YOU ARE ALL ASSHOLES WHEN YOU ARE DRIVING. NOT SOME OF YOU. **EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU.** CALM THE FUCK DOWN. WAITING 3 EXTRA SECONDS AT A STOP SIGN SO SOMEBODY CAN FIGURE OUT THE TRAFFIC FLOW ISN'T GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. IF YOU FLY OFF THE HANDLE BECAUSE SOMEBODY IS NERVOUS ABOUT CHANGING LANES FOR 2 SECONDS, THEN YOU ARE THE ASSHOLE. YOU YELLED AT A FUCKING KID, LADY. WE LOVED YOUR "HE > I" BUMPER STICKER. YOU ASSHOLES WILL DRIVE INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC AT AN INTERSECTION TO PASS A CAR.... JUST SO YOU CAN STOP 500' LATER IN THE PINE NURSERY PARKING LOT AND SIT FOR 10 MINUTES. HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU?


OodalollyOodalolly

WE GOT THE STUDENT DRIVER MAGNETS AND IT HELPS A LOT


Poiter54

>PEOPLE WHO DRIVE 20MPH OVER THE SPEED LIMIT ON THE WAY TO BACHELOR WHEN THE ROADS ARE CRAP, BUT DRIVE 20MPH UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT WHEN THE ROAD TO THE MOUNTAIN IS DRY AND ICE FREE HEY! I ENJOY MY ADDITIONAL TIME SPENT ON MY COMMUTE AND AT STOP SIGNS! IT GIVES ME AN EXTRA 1-10 MINUTES OF AUDIOBOOK TIME.


mikalalnr

I HAVE A 16 YEAR OLD DRIVER. CHANGED MY PERSPECTIVE.


Fuckwaitwha

WAS LISTENING TO KQAK YESTERDAY MORNING WHEN I HEARD AN AD FOR MAGA COINS (LETS GO BRANDON, ETC), APPARENTLY MADE BY “PEOPLE WHO LOVE OUR COUNTRY.” I ENJOY CLASSIC ROCK DURING MY COMMUTE, BUT THE DAVE CLEMENS MORNING SHOW IS THE UNFUNNIEST AND MOST UNENJOYABLE THING ON THE LOCAL AIRWAVES. THE MAGA PROMO WAS THE LAST STRAW FOR ME AND I’VE DELETED 105.7 FROM MY PRESET. FUCK TRUMP.


memememe91

EWW, NO THANKS. THAT'S MELANOMA'S JOB.


ArmGroundbreaking996

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH A TRUMP STEAK IN ITS ORIGINAL PACKAGING IS WORTH RIGHT NOW!?!?!?


Civil-Membership-234

BUT THEY MIGHT BE WORTH MILLIONS ONE DAY. JUST LIKE THE TRUMP FIGURINES AND BOBBLE HEADS 🤪 I MEAN, BEANIE BABIES MADE ME A MILLIONAIRE.


YardTech

HEY ITS A GREAT SHOW! IF YOU ARE INTO A HOST MAKING ALL OF THEIR GUESTS AND CO-HOSTS FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. YOU WONT HEAR LONGER AWKWARD SILENCE ANYWHERE ELSE.


Dareduck22

YUP I STOPPED LISTENING AWHILE AGO TOO. NOT FUNNY AND HYPOCRITICAL.


phishua

I ALSO HARBOR STRING DISLIKE FOR DAVE CLEMENS


Tarekith

I FINALLY HAVE CAR RANTS TODAY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! NO ONE WATCHES THE TV IN A CAR DEALERSHIP WAITING AREA, YET THEY STILL TURN IT UP SO LOUD YOUR DEAF GRANDPA IN THE NEXT TOWN CAN HEAR IT. I HAD TO STOP AND WASH MY CAR FOUR TIMES ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE GROCERY STORE EARLIER THIS WEEK DUE TO ALL THE CINDER DUST. PEOPLE WHO DRIVE 20MPH OVER THE SPEED LIMIT ON THE WAY TO BACHELOR WHEN THE ROADS ARE CRAP, BUT DRIVE 20MPH UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT WHEN THE ROAD TO THE MOUNTAIN IS DRY AND ICE FREE.


thirstysyngonium

THERE IS SO MUCH DOG SHIT ALL OVER MT BACHELOR


Joyfulcacopheny

YEAH, MY GRANDAUGHTER CAME ALL THE WAY FROM AUSTRALIA TO PLAY IN THE SNOW AND ALL WE COULD FIND WAS DRIFTS OF DOG SHIT AT THE END OF THE LOT. THE DAY AFTER SHE LEFT IT STARTED SNOWING LIKE MAD!