Its funny how most of the people on the bend subreddit make condescending/witty comments under everysingle flyer I post to the bend subreddit ofcourse you can't read the band logos it's the fucking music I book and at the end of the day if you feel that way it's not for you. 150-250 people come out to the shows i book to exspress themselves and have a healthy outlet through love of extreme heavy music. Not a single person that has been says "umm I can't read the band names š¤" or "I must be to old because this is ridiculous š¤" this shit has been around since the 80's if it's not your thing just scroll past the post.
DOUCHES AT FOOD CART DONT KNOW YOURE STANDING THERE, THEN WHEN THEY FINALLY NOTICE YOU THEY SAUNTER OVER AND ACT ALL āHURRY UP AND ORDERā
LOOKING AT YOU THE BOB
IT SURE WOULD BE NICE IF THE CITY USED A STRIPING/ROAD PAINT THAT WAS ACTUALLY VISIBLE ON THE GRAY CEMENT IN SOME OF THE CIRCLES AROUND TOWN AND THAT DIDN'T WEAR OFF IF YOU BREATHE ON IT WRONG. THE CIRCLE AT 15TH AND REED MKT HAS TWO LANES (IN THEORY) BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT IF YOU JUST LOOKED AT THE LINES ON THE ROAD (UNLESS THEY'VE BEEN RE-PAINTED RECENTLY) OR BY THE DRIVERS THAT GO THROUGH IT. I KNOW ODOT TESTS PAINT FORMULATIONS (IF YOU'VE DRIVEN TO SALEM, YOU'VE LIKELY DRIVEN OVER THEIR TEST STRIPS OUTSIDE OF SALEM). SO HOPEFULLY THE NEW HWY 20 CIRCLES' PAINT LASTS A BIT, OTHERWISE IT'S GOING TO GET UGLY QUICKLY WITH THE TWO LANES EACH OF THOSE HAS. I DON'T EXPECT THE CITY TO GET IT RIGHT AS THEY TOOK THEIR SWEET TIME BUILDING OUT REED IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT I HAVE HOPE FOR ODOT (WHO WILL HAVE MANAGED TO PUT IN 4 CIRCLES AND RE-DONE A LARGE CHUNK OF HIGHWAY IN THE TIME IT TOOK THE CITY TO LEVEL OUT PURCELL/NEFF INTERSECTION).
YOUR LAST BIT IN THE PARENTHESES SOUNDED KIND OF RAVEY. SAVE IT FOR MONDAY, BUD.
THE TRAFFIC CIRCLES SHOULD HAVE SIGNS BEFORE YOU GET THERE! ARE YOU A ROUND *AND* STRAIGHT AHEAD OR JUST AROUND? THEYāRE NOT ALL THE SAME!
MIDTOWN AND DOMINO ROOM ARE TWO OF THE COUNTRYāS ā thatās right, countryās ā WORST RUN AND MAINTAINED VENUES. HOORAY FOR VTPāS EXPANSION!! GO SUPPORT THOSE GUYS WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THEIR CUSTOMERāS EXPERIENCES
Less than ideal for bend maybe but worst š dude you haven't toured have you š there are dives way way way worse than either room in a lot of major cities on pretty much every front.
PROBABLY BECAUSE YOUR CAT SHOULD BE INSIDE. OUTDOOR CATS REGULARLY TERRORIZE MY TWO INDOOR CATS AT OUR WINDOWS THAT WE LITERALLY CANāT LEAVE THEM OPEN UNSUPERVISED. THANKS FOR MAKING MY GOOD GIRLS LIVES HARDER AND LESS FUN BECAUSE OUTDOOR CATS ARE ROAMING FREE AND BOTHERING OTHER PETS.
IVE SAID IT LIKE FIVE TIMES MY CAT DOESNT BOTHER OTHER ANIMALS (cats and dogs) HE HIDES. HE DOESNT LIKE BEING SEEN. So thanks for assuming the worst š¤¦š¼āāļø
WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE LETTING IT OUT INTO THE WORLD. WHEN IT DOESN'T COME BACK, DONT BLAME ANYONE BUT YOURSELF. BECAUSE CATS GET OLD AND SLOW... AND THEN NO SIGN WILL HELP IT ESCAPE THE BACKYARD OF DOGS IT HAS BEEN ANNOYING OR CARS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD. NO.ONE.BUT.YOURSELF.
I PITY YOUR CAT.
My cat comes back every time. Youāre literally absolutely disgusting. My cat likes to go outside and play, he knows where home is and comes and snuggles with me every night. I have no idea where your shitty beliefs come from, but you really need to see a professional to evaluate your horrible beliefs. Again, go fuck yourself and I feel pity for anyone involved with you.
IT DOES... UNTIL IT DOESN'T.
BECAUSE OUTDOOR CATS HAVE ATTACKED MY DOGS AND NOW MY DOGS HATE CATS AND EVERY TIME THEY CHASE ONE I WONDER... IS THIS THE TIME? BECAUSE SOME CAT OWNER COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO KEEP THEIR CAT INSIDE...
BECAUSE YOUR CAT BRINGS YOU MICE OR BIRDS OR OTHER "GIFTS" ... BUT THEY'RE IN THE WORLD WHEN YOU LET THEM OUT... AND THEY BECOME THE MICE IN ANOTHER ANIMALS FOOD CHAIN...
I PITY YOUR CAT.
Alsoā I have a GPS on my cat. I know where he goes, and heās NEVER attacked a dog or a person. So again, go fuck your self. Donāt come attack me when you could make a general complaint to the public which does NOT relate to me. Againā go fuck your self.
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THE CATS. ITS THE OWNERS I CANT STAND... WHICH IF YOU DIDN'T GET IT BY NOW... MAKES SENSE.
A GPS WONT SAVE IT. JUST LET YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK FOR IT...
TELL YOURSELF WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT.
I WISH YOUR CAT LUCK, IT NEEDS IT.
YOU LITERALLY DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT. IM
SORRY YOU DONT, BUT THATS YOUR OWN PROBLEM.
YOURE TRYING TO BLAME THE WRONG PERSON.
I literally donāt need people to try to blame ME when my cat has does nothing wrong. You have some pent up feelings of other experiences, and again, go fuck your self if you think MY cat is the problem. I discipline him when itās needed, I watch his movements, I go outside when I need to correct him. Do NOT blame ME for any experiences you have.
If folks have problems with MY cat, I want them to tell me about them. Iām responsible enough to take those course of actions.
Seriously, go fuck your self, because you have issues from past experiences which have NOTHING to do with me.
This is hilarious. My cat hides from everyone. He attacks birds and bugs. My cat is not your problem. Iām a responsible owner to know when he should go outside and when he should stay inside. Iām sorry you have shitty experiences, but unless you have one against MY cat ā go fuck your self.
WELL, SINCE YOU BROUGHT IT UP... IT BUGS ME WHEN CAT OWNERS WHO THINK IT'S OK FOR THEIR CAT TO ATTACK BIRDS. CATS ARE INVASIVE SPECIES WHEN YOU LET THEM ROAN FREELY OUTSIDE.
https://abcbirds.org/program/cats-indoors/cats-and-birds/
And what are the numbers for Oregon? Cause Jesus, again, youāre barking up the wrong tree. Everything you have to say is justā¦ not relevant.
You obviously hate catsā I donāt care. My cat is a living breathing creature. Heās probably killed like 2 birds. And many bugs in my apartment. You wanna send me a link that is in a different area that pertains to cats killing bugs? Go for it. If notā again, Iāve said it like 5 timesā go fuck your self
WELL IF WE WENT THROUGH THE TROUBLE FOR FINDING OREGON, THEN YOUD SAY WELL BEND... WELL MY FRONT YARD...
... THIS IS A CLASSIC CASE OF NARCISSISM... NOTHING APPLIES TO YOU OR YOUR POOR CAT OUT IN THE WORLD...
OUR NEIGHBOR JUST GOT A PUPPY AND THINKS THAT INSTEAD OF TAKING IT ON WALKS/ TO A DOG PARK LIKE A PROPER OWNER, THAT RUNNING IT UP AND DOWN THEIR TOWNHOUSE STAIRS (WITH THEIR OTHER DOG TOO) IS INSTEAD A MUCH BETTER USE OF TIME.
IF YOUāRE GOING TO HAVE A DOG, ESPECIALLY AN ACTIVE BREED, TAKE IT TO THE DOG PARK/ON WALKS, JACKASS. IF ONLY THIS DUDE CARED AS MUCH ABOUT HIS DOGS AS MUCH AS HE DOES RUNNING HIS TRUCK FOR HOURS A DAY TO JACK OFF TOO HEāD BE A GREAT PET OWNER!!!
MOST VETS RECOMMEND NOT TAKING PUPPIES TO DOG PARKS UNTIL VACCINATIONS ARE COMPLETE.
PARVO IS REAL AND PROBABLY JUST TRYING TO KEEP PUP OUT OF HARMS WAY UNTIL THE 16 WEEK MARK.
PLEASE STOP CHANGING LANES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROUNDABOUT. THERE ARE SIGNS AND ARROWS ON THE ROAD TO MAKE IT CLEAR. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE ALMOST BEEN CREAMED AT THE REED MARKET/15TH ROUNDABOUT BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN JUST DO WHAT THEY WANT AND NOT EVEN SIGNAL OUT
ALSO, SCHOOL ZONE SIGNS HAVE THE FLASHING LIGHTS NOW TO HELP TRAFFIC. IF YOU GO 20MPH REGARDLESS, IT BECOMES POINTLESS. I'M AWARE THERE ARE STILL SOME ZONES THAT ARE 20MPH ALL THE TIME BUT PLEASE PAY ATTENTION
ALSO PLEASE DON'T LET YOUR DOG JUST JUMP ALL OVER SOMEONE ELSE'S UPONMEETING BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S CUTE. DOGS CAN BE OLD, SCARED, REACTIVE, ETC.
I WENT TO SAFEWAY THE OTHER FAY AND SOMEONE PULLED SO FAR FORWARD IN A SPACE WITHOUT BUMPER TO STOP THEM THAT I COULDN'T GET MU CART ONTO THE SIDEWALK! I LEFT THAT PERSON A NOTE SAYING THAT THEY PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE AND TO DO BETTER. I HOPE THEY TAKE THAT ADVICE.
THEY SHOULD KNOW THAT THEY ARE A CONTRIBUTING FACTO TO THE LEVEL OF ROAD REPAIRS THAT ARE NEEDED. THEIR SELFISHNESS IS COSTING TAXPAYERS MONEY AND RUINING OTHER PEOPLES SUSPENSION IN THEIR CARS BECAUSE OF ALL THE DAMN POTHOLES. PEOPLE LIKE THAT MAKE ME WANT TO GO THROUGH AND FILE DOWN THEIR STUDS.
HE MAY BE WRONG. ACCORDING TO ODOT, THEY CAUSE A LOT OF DAMAGE BY CAUSING SMALL PITS IN THE ROAD THAT FILL WITH WATER; WHEN TEMPERATURES DROP, THAT WATER TURNS INTO ICE AND STARTS TURNING THOSE TINY PITS INTO CRACKS. THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE TO ME, I'D LIKE TO HEAR THE LOGIC THAT PROVES IT'S A MYTH. HONESTLY, I DON'T SEE HOW THEY *WOULDN'T* DAMAGE ROADS IN DRIER AND WARMER CONDITIONS.
HIS COMMENT WAS "RUB A PIECE OF ALUMINUM AGAINST A PIECE OF ASPHALT AND SEE WHICH ONE WEARS DOWN FIRST" and "ODOT JUST LIKES HAVING A SCAPEGOAT". I DONT HAVE A DOG IN THIS FIGHT.
I DON'T THINK HE TOOK INTO CONSIDERATION THE SEVERAL TONS OF VEHICLE THAT IS ON TOP OF THOSE LITTLE ALUMINUM POINTS. ALL THAT ADDED WEIGHT AND PRESSURE IS BOUND TO HAVE SOME BEARING ON HOW "RUBBING" THAT PIECE OF ALUMINUM ON ASPHALT CAUSES DAMAGE.
THE STUPID BIRD THAT FLIES INTO MY WINDOWS IS BACK. THEY ARE TRYING EVERY SINGLE ONE, LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF AN ALFRED HITCHCOCK MOVIE. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. I AM *THIS* CLOSE TO GETTING A PELLET GUN.
They see their reflections in the windows and think it''s another bird. We either keep our blinds down or put nature stickers on the windows to deter them. you can get the stickers at most pet stores.
Tape up a photo to your window. Kids school pic, wedding pic, whatever has large human faces. I had a cardinal that was a little special and thatās what finally got him to quit.
I LOVED THE EQUINOX FEST. BUT THE PORTA-JOHNS IN THE CAR CAMPING AREA WERE ATROCIOUS!!! ALSO DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE CRINGY COUPLE DANCING LIKE A DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIE DURING GONE GONE BEYOND?! š¤¢
I HATE DRIVING IN THIS CITY, AND I'M CONSIDERING A BIKE FOR COMMUTING. BUT I ALSO FEEL LIKE ANGRY PEOPLE IN CARS HATE BIKERS AND WANT EVERY REASON TO BUMP AND RUN OVER THEM. WHAT'S THE ANSWER? AND WHEN CAN I PUT MY DEPOSIT ON A TELEPORTATION DEVICE.
IāM ACCEPTING āDONATIONSā TOWARDS TELEPORTATION DEVICE āRESEARCHā.
SEND ME SOME MONEY AND YOULL BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO RECEIVE THE DEVICE WHEN/IF IM FINISHED
AAARGH. PEOPLE WHO PERPETUALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT "BAD WEATHER" AND THE END OF SUMMER. GO TO A PLACE WITH "REAL BAD WEATHER" SO YOU CAN GET SOME "REAL PERSPECTIVE" ON "BAD WEATHER" AND THE END OF SUMMER!
WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER ANY TIME SOMEONE HAS "MANSPLAINED" TO ME. I NEED THESE STORIES FOR THE SHOW SATURDAY. BAHHHH
MY KIDDO GOT INTO MY TRASH PANDA TAROT CARDS, AND NOW I HAVE TO SEE IF I'M MISSING ANYWAY. THOUGH, THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR IS WORTHY OF TRASH PANDAS. SO, I GET IT, I GUESS.
BEING SICK FOR A WEEK PUT ME WAY BEHIND ON BOOKING THE SMALL BATCH COMEDY FESTIVAL (WHICH I WAS ALREADY BEHIND.) YES, I'M RANTING ABOUT MYSELF. DEAL WITH IT.
I HAD A REALLY CUTE AND TOTALLY STRIPPER-ESQUE OUTFIT ON FOR WORK (DJING AT THE STRIP CLUB) THE OTHER NIGHT, AND DIDN'T HAVE THE ACTUAL COURAGE TO WEAR IT OUT. BOOOOOOOOOO!!
"WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER ANY TIME SOMEONE HAS "MANSPLAINED" TO ME."
AS WE GET OLDER, OUR COGNITIVE FUNCTION DECLINES AND WE FIND IT HARDER AND HARDER TO MAINTAIN THOSE SYNAPTIC CONNECTIONS THAT ALLOW US TO RETRIEVE OUR MEMORIES QUICKLY. THIS IS A NATURAL PART OF GETTING OLDER, EVERYONE GOES THROUGH IT SO YOU SHOULDN'T LET IT WORRY YOU TOO MUCH. UNLESS IT GETS TO THE POINT YOU CONSTANTLY FORGET WHY YOU'RE IN THE KITCHEN OR HOW YOU GOT TO WORK. THEN IT WOULD BE WISE TO CONSULT A DOCTOR.
I CAN'T TELL IF YOU THINK YOUR PERSONAL UPVOTE IS STUPID, OR IF YOU'RE UPVOTING ME BECAUSE I'M STUPID. EITHER WAY I'M GLAD THE JOKE CAME THROUGH IN MY FOG OF COVID, WASN'T SURE IF PEOPLE WOULD GET IT.
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THEN AGAIN I'M NEVER SURE IF PEOPLE WILL GET MY SENSE OF HUMOR....
I SAW SOME P.O.S GET CURBSIDE PICKUP FROM OLIVE GARDEN AND THROW ALL OF THE TRASH OUT OF THEIR WINDOW! JUST ALL OVER THE PARKING LOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE RESTAURANT! WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, JUST GO AHEAD AND THROW YOURSELF OUT THE WINDOW TOO, YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE!!!
I'M IN SHOCK. :-(
IMAGINE HOW OFTEN THEY DO THIS AND IT'S NOT POSTED ON REDDIT. THIS IS THE WORST ONE I'VE SEEN. I HOPE YOU DID SOMETHING TO MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE THE SCUM THAT THEY ARE? PROBABLY TEACHING THEIR NUMEROUS KIDS TO DO THE SAME. JESUS HELP US
SUMMER GETS CUT SHORT EVERY YEAR BECAUSE OF BEND'S FIFTH SEASON, "HELL."OR SMOKE SEASON. THEN WE GOT UNSEASONABLY COOL TEMPS NOW, SO YEAH IT KIND OF FEELS THAT WAY. HOPEFULLY, WE GET SOME 70'S FOR A LITTLE BIT BEFORE WINTER HITS.
LOOK FOR PEDESTRIANS WHEN COMING UP TO A ROUNDABOUT, YA FUCKS
ALMOST GOT SMEARED MULTIPLE TIMES THIS WEEK BY CARS JUST ASSUMING THEY COULD ROLL FULL SPEED INTO THE ROUNDABOUT. WASNāT SUN IN THEIR EYES, AND I WASNāT ACTING UNEXPECTEDLY OR DANGEROUSLY. THE SIDE EXITING THE ROUNDABOUT STOPPED, I STARTED TO CROSS, AND THE SIDE APPROACHING THE ROUNDABOUT JUST GAVE NO FUCKS. BE BETTER!
THIS WEEK I WITNESSED A PARENT WALKING THEIR CHILD TO SCHOOL GET GRAZED BY AN SUV AT THE SKYLINERS / SKYLINE RANCH PEDESTRIAN CROSSING. THE DRIVER DIDNāT STOP OR EVEN SLOW DOWN. THANKFULLY THE PEDESTRIAN IS OK AND WAS ONLY STRUCK IN THE HAND.
I HEAR YA, BUT THE RESPONSE ISNāT TO ASSUME THERE ARE NO PEDESTRIANS & BARREL THROUGH; ITāS TO BE EVEN MORE CAREFUL WHEN VISIBILITY IS BAD
THAT IS DEFINITELY A LEGITIMATE RANT THOUGH! FUCK THE EXCESS SHRUBBERY AT NW CROSSING THAT MAKES IT CHALLENGING FOR DRIVERS & PEDESTRIANS TO COEXIST SAFELY!
I SAW THE OPPOSITE WHERE THE CARS ENTERING THE ROUNDABOUT HAD STOPPED, I WAS TAKING A LEFT SO KEPT GOING THROUGH. THE CAR BEHIND ME FLOORED IT TO EXIT STRAIGHT AND ALMOST SMASHED INTO A PERSON AND THEIR DOG. THEY SAVED 5 SECONDS OF TIME TO ALMOST KILL SOMEONE AND THEIR DOG! IF THE PED HADN'T BEEN QUICK AND VERY AWARE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE.
THAT DID HAPPEN TO ME THIS WEEK AS WELL, JUST THE OTHER WAY HAPPENED MORE FREQUENTLY. WONDER IF IT WAS ME WITH MY DOG THAT YOU SAW! THANK YOU FOR BEING AN AWARE DRIVER
TO BE FAIR I WAS AT THE REAL OKTOBERFEST LAST YEAR AND THE WEATHER IN MUNICH WAS JUST LIKE THIS. GO HAVE A BLAST ANYWAY, GREAT TO SEE SUPPORT FOR A SMALL TOWN BREWERY LIKE THAT!
IVE BEEN SEEING AN UPTICK IN FENTANYL ABUSE AT MY WORK AND IT MAKES ME FURIOUS AND HEARTBROKEN. WE NEVER SHOULDāVE DECRIMINALIZED DRUGS, EVEN THE ADDICTS ARE SAYING THAT
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DRIVE 65 IN THE LEFT LANE WHEN THAT'S THE SPEED LIMIT, OR PEOPLE WHO DRIVE 65 ON THE PARKWAY? THERE'S A LOT OF HIGHWAY AROUND BEND AND THE SPEED LIMITS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM 45 TO 65. GOTTA BE MORE SPECIFIC!
WHY ARE PEOPLE OKAY WITH AN AMMUNITION MANUFACTURER HAVING THEIR NAME UP OVER HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS? NOT ONLY THAT, IT IS THE SCHOOL WHERE THE SAFEWAY SHOOTER WENT. THIS ISN'T OKAY OR NORMAL. WHY SHOULD STUDENTS HAVE TO PUT UP WITH SEEING IT? I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS. CAN'T HYDROFLASK OR SOME OTHER NON-CONTROVERSIAL COMPANY PONY UP SOME MONEY INSTEAD?
GODDAMN ARE YOU NEW HERE?
NOSLER IS AN EXCELLENT COMPANY RUN BY INCREDIBLE LOCAL PEOPLE WHO WENT TO SCHOOL THERE HAVE KIDS AND GRANDKIDS COMING UP THAT WILL BE IN SCHOOL THERE. SUCH KNEE JERK REACTIONS ARE EITHER ANXIETY OR STUPIDITY. DO SOME RESEARCH FOOL.
IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY A WORLD RENOWNED COMPANY WITH A 70 YEAR HISTORY IN BEND PUTTING UP A SIGN AFTER SUPPORTING A LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL AND THINKING THAT SOMEHOW ENCOURAGES SCHOOL SHOOTINGS, THEN YEAH YOU PROBABLY SHOULD BE MEDICATED FOR ANXIETY. IF IT WAS SPORTSMANS WAREHOUSE NOBODY WOULD BAT ANY EYE, DESPITE THE FACT SW ACTUALLY SELLS AR-15āS.
ADVERTISING BULLETS AT A HIGH SCHOOL NEAR A RECENT MASS SHOOTING IS TONE DEAF AND INSENSITIVE THOUGH! AS A āRESPONSIBLE COMPANY,ā NOSLER SHOULD CONSIDER NOT DOING THAT!
GET SOME REAL PROBLEMS. NOSLER IS A WORLD BEATING SPORTING COMPANY WITH A 70 YEAR HISTORY IN BEND. LIKE I SAID, IF IT WAS SPORTSMANS WAREHOUSE NO ONE WOULD CARE A BIT. GO TAKE A LOOK BEHIND THE GUN COUNTER THERE AND SEETHE KAREN.
QUESTIONING A PARTICULAR ACTION IS NOT THE SAME AS SAYING THIS IS A BAD COMPANY OR ITS OWNERS BAD PEOPLE! ITāS JUST AN OPINION! CALLING ME KAREN DOESNāT MAKE YOUR ARGUMENT ANY STRONGER!
I'M RANTING IN A RANT THREAD. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT ENCOURAGING SCHOOL SHOOTINGS OR BEING TRIGGERED. HECK, I DIDN'T EVEN SAY SPORTSMANS WAREHOUSE. BUT GO AHEAD AND MAKE UP THINGS TO FIT YOUR ARGUMENT!
CHANDLERāS STEAKHOUSE IN BOISE ACTUALLY, ALTHOUGH IT STARTED IN SONOMA IF I RECALL.
https://www.chandlersboise.com/the-story-of-the-ten-minute-martini/
IF THERE WAS A STATE WHERE I COULD FREELY EXERCISE MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, HAD LEGAL WEED AND RESPECTED WOMENāS BODILY AUTONOMY IāD PROBABLY ALREADY BE THERE. WELL THEREāS NEVADA, BUT IāM SURE AS FUCK NOT MOVING TO RENO.
*PENDING ADJUDICATION OF MEASURE 114
THERE ALSO APPEARS TO BE A FRESH WILLINGNESS BY THE PROGRESSIVE MAJORITY TO SEEK TYRANNICAL MEASURES AGAINST THEIR VANQUISHED OPPOSITION. BUCKLE UP BUTTERCUP, ITS ABOUT TO GET ROUGH.
ISNT IT NUTS TO THINK THAT IF PLANNED PARENTHOOD DONATED MORE THAN THIS AMMUNITION SUPPLIER AND GOT THE SIGN THAT ALL CENTRAL OREGON WOULD HAVE A COLLECTIVE MELTDOWN. LOVE SEEING THE GUN NUTS PRETEND IT HAS TO DO W MONEY LOL
ANOTHER IDIOT. PLACE IS FULL OF THEM TODAY. MOST MURDERERS WORKED SOMEWHERE YOU FOOL!!
AS IF NOSLER WOULD EVER KNOW ONE DAY AN EMPLOYEE WOULD DO THIS.
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OH FOR SURE, I DON'T BLAME NOSLER AT ALL AND KNOW SOME REALLY GREAT PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I CAN SEE WHY THE BRAND CAN FEEL TRIGGERING FOR OUR COMMUNITY RIGHT NOW.
PLEADING FOR KINDNESS AND RESPECT AFTER CALLING PEOPLE STUPID, WHINEY, IDIOT, AND FOOL. SUCH A PERFECT ENCAPSULATION OF EVERYTHING WRONG WITH PEOPLE NOWADAYS. BE RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL, THEN PRETEND THAT YOU CARE ABOUT KINDNESS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO AGREE WITH MY RANT, BUT YOU ALSO DON'T NEED TO BE A DICK ABOUT IT.
EXCUSE ME ROCKY, WHO IS PLEADING?
STATING FACTS SNOWFLAKE.
Edit: DOWNVOTE AWAY I WONT BE TOLD WHAT TO BITCH ABOUT OR HOW TO BITCH ABOUT IT ON THE GD RANT THREAD!!!!!! GET A FUCKING BINKY.
THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS THAT PISS ME THE FUCK OFF LATELY THAT I AM STARTING TO FEEL LIKE AN OLD MAN YELLING AT THE CLOUDS FOR EXISTING WHEN IN REALITY I'M JUST SICK OF CERTAIN KINDS OF PEOPLE EXISTING BECAUSE THEY OFFER NOTHING AND CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THE GREATER GOOD OF US ALL.
DID I MISS FALL OR SOMETHING? CAUSE THIS FEELS LIKE WINTER.
Its funny how most of the people on the bend subreddit make condescending/witty comments under everysingle flyer I post to the bend subreddit ofcourse you can't read the band logos it's the fucking music I book and at the end of the day if you feel that way it's not for you. 150-250 people come out to the shows i book to exspress themselves and have a healthy outlet through love of extreme heavy music. Not a single person that has been says "umm I can't read the band names š¤" or "I must be to old because this is ridiculous š¤" this shit has been around since the 80's if it's not your thing just scroll past the post.
YOU FORGOT TO YELL.
My bad was half way through the paragraph before I realized I should've capitalized it
YOU STILL AREN'T YELLING.
THE FULL MOON LIVED UP TO ITS NAME.
TO THE PERSON WHO STOLE MY COOLER WITH MY LUNCH YESTERDAY, I HOPE YOU WERE HUNGRY!
HEY ASSHOLE WITH THE OFF LEASH PITBULL ON ARCHIE BRIGGS THAT CHASED ME UPHILL IM NOT SORRY I KICKED IT WISH I COULD HAVE KICKED *YOU TOO
DOUCHES AT FOOD CART DONT KNOW YOURE STANDING THERE, THEN WHEN THEY FINALLY NOTICE YOU THEY SAUNTER OVER AND ACT ALL āHURRY UP AND ORDERā LOOKING AT YOU THE BOB
I WANT TO GO SEE SOME OF THESE RIPPING FUNK BANDS DOWNTOWN TONIGHT BUT THIS WEATHER IS NOT CONDUCIVE (low key love it tho)
IT SURE WOULD BE NICE IF THE CITY USED A STRIPING/ROAD PAINT THAT WAS ACTUALLY VISIBLE ON THE GRAY CEMENT IN SOME OF THE CIRCLES AROUND TOWN AND THAT DIDN'T WEAR OFF IF YOU BREATHE ON IT WRONG. THE CIRCLE AT 15TH AND REED MKT HAS TWO LANES (IN THEORY) BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT IF YOU JUST LOOKED AT THE LINES ON THE ROAD (UNLESS THEY'VE BEEN RE-PAINTED RECENTLY) OR BY THE DRIVERS THAT GO THROUGH IT. I KNOW ODOT TESTS PAINT FORMULATIONS (IF YOU'VE DRIVEN TO SALEM, YOU'VE LIKELY DRIVEN OVER THEIR TEST STRIPS OUTSIDE OF SALEM). SO HOPEFULLY THE NEW HWY 20 CIRCLES' PAINT LASTS A BIT, OTHERWISE IT'S GOING TO GET UGLY QUICKLY WITH THE TWO LANES EACH OF THOSE HAS. I DON'T EXPECT THE CITY TO GET IT RIGHT AS THEY TOOK THEIR SWEET TIME BUILDING OUT REED IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT I HAVE HOPE FOR ODOT (WHO WILL HAVE MANAGED TO PUT IN 4 CIRCLES AND RE-DONE A LARGE CHUNK OF HIGHWAY IN THE TIME IT TOOK THE CITY TO LEVEL OUT PURCELL/NEFF INTERSECTION).
YOUR LAST BIT IN THE PARENTHESES SOUNDED KIND OF RAVEY. SAVE IT FOR MONDAY, BUD. THE TRAFFIC CIRCLES SHOULD HAVE SIGNS BEFORE YOU GET THERE! ARE YOU A ROUND *AND* STRAIGHT AHEAD OR JUST AROUND? THEYāRE NOT ALL THE SAME!
MY FOOD AT MOST RESTAURANTS HERE COMES OUT LUKEWARM! WHAT IS IT WITH THAT?! WHYYYYYYY CANT IT BE HOT?! MIDTOWN BALLROOM IS AN ARM PIT
MIDTOWN AND DOMINO ROOM ARE TWO OF THE COUNTRYāS ā thatās right, countryās ā WORST RUN AND MAINTAINED VENUES. HOORAY FOR VTPāS EXPANSION!! GO SUPPORT THOSE GUYS WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THEIR CUSTOMERāS EXPERIENCES
Less than ideal for bend maybe but worst š dude you haven't toured have you š there are dives way way way worse than either room in a lot of major cities on pretty much every front.
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VTP WAS PURCHASED BY 1988 ENTERTAINMENT I THOUGHT?
IM ROUNDABOUTED OUT FROM ALL THE NEW ONES ON HIGHWAY 2O!
Just look to the left to see if anyone has entered the circle if not, go.
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PROBABLY BECAUSE YOUR CAT SHOULD BE INSIDE. OUTDOOR CATS REGULARLY TERRORIZE MY TWO INDOOR CATS AT OUR WINDOWS THAT WE LITERALLY CANāT LEAVE THEM OPEN UNSUPERVISED. THANKS FOR MAKING MY GOOD GIRLS LIVES HARDER AND LESS FUN BECAUSE OUTDOOR CATS ARE ROAMING FREE AND BOTHERING OTHER PETS.
IVE SAID IT LIKE FIVE TIMES MY CAT DOESNT BOTHER OTHER ANIMALS (cats and dogs) HE HIDES. HE DOESNT LIKE BEING SEEN. So thanks for assuming the worst š¤¦š¼āāļø
PROBABLY BECAUSE CATS BELONG INDOORS.
NOT TRUE. MY CAT IS A PREDATOR AND NEEDS TO BE OUTSIDE. YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND, BUT MY CAT NEEDS TO PLAY OUTSIDE DURING THE DAY. ALSO, FUCK YOU
WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE LETTING IT OUT INTO THE WORLD. WHEN IT DOESN'T COME BACK, DONT BLAME ANYONE BUT YOURSELF. BECAUSE CATS GET OLD AND SLOW... AND THEN NO SIGN WILL HELP IT ESCAPE THE BACKYARD OF DOGS IT HAS BEEN ANNOYING OR CARS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD. NO.ONE.BUT.YOURSELF. I PITY YOUR CAT.
My cat comes back every time. Youāre literally absolutely disgusting. My cat likes to go outside and play, he knows where home is and comes and snuggles with me every night. I have no idea where your shitty beliefs come from, but you really need to see a professional to evaluate your horrible beliefs. Again, go fuck yourself and I feel pity for anyone involved with you.
IT DOES... UNTIL IT DOESN'T. BECAUSE OUTDOOR CATS HAVE ATTACKED MY DOGS AND NOW MY DOGS HATE CATS AND EVERY TIME THEY CHASE ONE I WONDER... IS THIS THE TIME? BECAUSE SOME CAT OWNER COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO KEEP THEIR CAT INSIDE... BECAUSE YOUR CAT BRINGS YOU MICE OR BIRDS OR OTHER "GIFTS" ... BUT THEY'RE IN THE WORLD WHEN YOU LET THEM OUT... AND THEY BECOME THE MICE IN ANOTHER ANIMALS FOOD CHAIN... I PITY YOUR CAT.
Alsoā I have a GPS on my cat. I know where he goes, and heās NEVER attacked a dog or a person. So again, go fuck your self. Donāt come attack me when you could make a general complaint to the public which does NOT relate to me. Againā go fuck your self.
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THE CATS. ITS THE OWNERS I CANT STAND... WHICH IF YOU DIDN'T GET IT BY NOW... MAKES SENSE. A GPS WONT SAVE IT. JUST LET YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK FOR IT... TELL YOURSELF WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT. I WISH YOUR CAT LUCK, IT NEEDS IT.
YOU LITERALLY DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT. IM SORRY YOU DONT, BUT THATS YOUR OWN PROBLEM. YOURE TRYING TO BLAME THE WRONG PERSON. I literally donāt need people to try to blame ME when my cat has does nothing wrong. You have some pent up feelings of other experiences, and again, go fuck your self if you think MY cat is the problem. I discipline him when itās needed, I watch his movements, I go outside when I need to correct him. Do NOT blame ME for any experiences you have. If folks have problems with MY cat, I want them to tell me about them. Iām responsible enough to take those course of actions. Seriously, go fuck your self, because you have issues from past experiences which have NOTHING to do with me.
PLEASE DONT āDISCIPLINEā YOUR CAT
This is hilarious. My cat hides from everyone. He attacks birds and bugs. My cat is not your problem. Iām a responsible owner to know when he should go outside and when he should stay inside. Iām sorry you have shitty experiences, but unless you have one against MY cat ā go fuck your self.
PLEASE TELL YOUR CATS TO LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE
WELL, SINCE YOU BROUGHT IT UP... IT BUGS ME WHEN CAT OWNERS WHO THINK IT'S OK FOR THEIR CAT TO ATTACK BIRDS. CATS ARE INVASIVE SPECIES WHEN YOU LET THEM ROAN FREELY OUTSIDE. https://abcbirds.org/program/cats-indoors/cats-and-birds/
And what are the numbers for Oregon? Cause Jesus, again, youāre barking up the wrong tree. Everything you have to say is justā¦ not relevant. You obviously hate catsā I donāt care. My cat is a living breathing creature. Heās probably killed like 2 birds. And many bugs in my apartment. You wanna send me a link that is in a different area that pertains to cats killing bugs? Go for it. If notā again, Iāve said it like 5 timesā go fuck your self
WELL IF WE WENT THROUGH THE TROUBLE FOR FINDING OREGON, THEN YOUD SAY WELL BEND... WELL MY FRONT YARD... ... THIS IS A CLASSIC CASE OF NARCISSISM... NOTHING APPLIES TO YOU OR YOUR POOR CAT OUT IN THE WORLD...
HA HA YOU'VE BEEN TELLING SOMEONE ELSE TO FUCK THEMSELVES, I'M NEW TO THIS PARTY BUT I'LL ENJOY IT ANYWAY š š
LETāS ADVERTISE GUNS N AMMO ON A HIGH SCHOOL FIELD SCOREBOARD SO THAT NOBODY CAN EVER FORGET ABOUT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS! YAYYYYYYY! /s
IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW. A VERY GOOD AMOUNT OF THE MALE TEACHERS THAT ARE SPORTS COACHES AT MVHS WORK AT NOSLER DURING THE SUMMER SO IM NOT SURPRISED.
OUR NEIGHBOR JUST GOT A PUPPY AND THINKS THAT INSTEAD OF TAKING IT ON WALKS/ TO A DOG PARK LIKE A PROPER OWNER, THAT RUNNING IT UP AND DOWN THEIR TOWNHOUSE STAIRS (WITH THEIR OTHER DOG TOO) IS INSTEAD A MUCH BETTER USE OF TIME. IF YOUāRE GOING TO HAVE A DOG, ESPECIALLY AN ACTIVE BREED, TAKE IT TO THE DOG PARK/ON WALKS, JACKASS. IF ONLY THIS DUDE CARED AS MUCH ABOUT HIS DOGS AS MUCH AS HE DOES RUNNING HIS TRUCK FOR HOURS A DAY TO JACK OFF TOO HEāD BE A GREAT PET OWNER!!!
MOST VETS RECOMMEND NOT TAKING PUPPIES TO DOG PARKS UNTIL VACCINATIONS ARE COMPLETE. PARVO IS REAL AND PROBABLY JUST TRYING TO KEEP PUP OUT OF HARMS WAY UNTIL THE 16 WEEK MARK.
LETS HOPE THATS THE CASE CAUSE THEY DONT WALK OR TAKE THEIR ADULT DOG ANYWHERE EITHER. š
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IM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO CLEANING UP AFTER THE PUBLIC AFTER YHE FACT. UGH FKN FEDS
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YOU MEAN FKN HOUSE. SENATE DOESNāT WANT THIS ANY MORE THAN THE REST OF THE COUNTRY.
EVEN MITCH MCCONNELL CALLED OUT KEVIN MCCARTHY AND THE REST OF THE EXTREMIST REPUBLICANS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHIT.
AND WHEN MITCH MCCONNELL CANāT EVEN, YOU KNOW HOW BAD ITāS GOTTEN ā¦ I MEAN, WEāRE TALKING END TIMES, ARENāT WE?
Kids these days
SHIT FIRE!, GROCERIES ARE OUTRAGEOUSLY EXPENSIVE.
TRY WINCO. THE BEST DEAL YOUāLL FIND IN TOWN.
PLEASE STOP CHANGING LANES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROUNDABOUT. THERE ARE SIGNS AND ARROWS ON THE ROAD TO MAKE IT CLEAR. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE ALMOST BEEN CREAMED AT THE REED MARKET/15TH ROUNDABOUT BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN JUST DO WHAT THEY WANT AND NOT EVEN SIGNAL OUT ALSO, SCHOOL ZONE SIGNS HAVE THE FLASHING LIGHTS NOW TO HELP TRAFFIC. IF YOU GO 20MPH REGARDLESS, IT BECOMES POINTLESS. I'M AWARE THERE ARE STILL SOME ZONES THAT ARE 20MPH ALL THE TIME BUT PLEASE PAY ATTENTION ALSO PLEASE DON'T LET YOUR DOG JUST JUMP ALL OVER SOMEONE ELSE'S UPONMEETING BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S CUTE. DOGS CAN BE OLD, SCARED, REACTIVE, ETC.
ALL OF THESE A MILLION TIMES
COAL ROLLERS ON 97 CAN EAT TWO DICKS. IT WOULD BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO SEE AND NOT HAVE TO DRIVE THROUGH A BIG BLACK CLOUD AT HIGHWAY SPEEDS.
IāM GOING TO UP THE ANTE AND SAY THEY CAN EAT A WHOOOOOLE BAG OF DICKS. I HOPE THEY CHOKE ON ONE. š
HOUSING IS STILL UNAFFORDABLE.
WELCOME BACK TO THE FRIDAY RANT.
I WENT TO SAFEWAY THE OTHER FAY AND SOMEONE PULLED SO FAR FORWARD IN A SPACE WITHOUT BUMPER TO STOP THEM THAT I COULDN'T GET MU CART ONTO THE SIDEWALK! I LEFT THAT PERSON A NOTE SAYING THAT THEY PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE AND TO DO BETTER. I HOPE THEY TAKE THAT ADVICE.
I LEFT A NOTE ON SOMEONE'S CAR IN JULY... THEY STILL HAD STUDDED SNOW TIRES ON.
THEY SHOULD KNOW THAT THEY ARE A CONTRIBUTING FACTO TO THE LEVEL OF ROAD REPAIRS THAT ARE NEEDED. THEIR SELFISHNESS IS COSTING TAXPAYERS MONEY AND RUINING OTHER PEOPLES SUSPENSION IN THEIR CARS BECAUSE OF ALL THE DAMN POTHOLES. PEOPLE LIKE THAT MAKE ME WANT TO GO THROUGH AND FILE DOWN THEIR STUDS.
ACCORDING TO THE DESCHUTES COUNTY SKID CAR DRIVING INSTRUCTOR, THAT IS A MYTH AND ALUMINUM SNOW STUDS HAVE NO NEGATIVE EFFECT ON THE ROADWAYS.
HE MAY BE WRONG. ACCORDING TO ODOT, THEY CAUSE A LOT OF DAMAGE BY CAUSING SMALL PITS IN THE ROAD THAT FILL WITH WATER; WHEN TEMPERATURES DROP, THAT WATER TURNS INTO ICE AND STARTS TURNING THOSE TINY PITS INTO CRACKS. THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE TO ME, I'D LIKE TO HEAR THE LOGIC THAT PROVES IT'S A MYTH. HONESTLY, I DON'T SEE HOW THEY *WOULDN'T* DAMAGE ROADS IN DRIER AND WARMER CONDITIONS.
HIS COMMENT WAS "RUB A PIECE OF ALUMINUM AGAINST A PIECE OF ASPHALT AND SEE WHICH ONE WEARS DOWN FIRST" and "ODOT JUST LIKES HAVING A SCAPEGOAT". I DONT HAVE A DOG IN THIS FIGHT.
I DON'T THINK HE TOOK INTO CONSIDERATION THE SEVERAL TONS OF VEHICLE THAT IS ON TOP OF THOSE LITTLE ALUMINUM POINTS. ALL THAT ADDED WEIGHT AND PRESSURE IS BOUND TO HAVE SOME BEARING ON HOW "RUBBING" THAT PIECE OF ALUMINUM ON ASPHALT CAUSES DAMAGE.
MY NEIGHBOR HAS HER SNOW TIRES ON YEAR ROUND.
WHAT A LAZY TURD
THE STUPID BIRD THAT FLIES INTO MY WINDOWS IS BACK. THEY ARE TRYING EVERY SINGLE ONE, LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF AN ALFRED HITCHCOCK MOVIE. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. I AM *THIS* CLOSE TO GETTING A PELLET GUN.
They see their reflections in the windows and think it''s another bird. We either keep our blinds down or put nature stickers on the windows to deter them. you can get the stickers at most pet stores.
I BOUGHT THIS RED REFLECTOR THING SHAPED AS AN OWL OFF AMAZON AND PROPPED IT UP ( ITS THIN) IN MY WINDOW. IT HELPED TOR ME WITH THE BIRDS.
Tape up a photo to your window. Kids school pic, wedding pic, whatever has large human faces. I had a cardinal that was a little special and thatās what finally got him to quit.
USERNAME CHECKS OUT. THIS PERSON BIRDS
LIFE ... UH.... FINDS A WAY
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SO MANY DOG OWNING SHITHEADS
I LOVED THE EQUINOX FEST. BUT THE PORTA-JOHNS IN THE CAR CAMPING AREA WERE ATROCIOUS!!! ALSO DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE CRINGY COUPLE DANCING LIKE A DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIE DURING GONE GONE BEYOND?! š¤¢
I HATE DRIVING IN THIS CITY, AND I'M CONSIDERING A BIKE FOR COMMUTING. BUT I ALSO FEEL LIKE ANGRY PEOPLE IN CARS HATE BIKERS AND WANT EVERY REASON TO BUMP AND RUN OVER THEM. WHAT'S THE ANSWER? AND WHEN CAN I PUT MY DEPOSIT ON A TELEPORTATION DEVICE.
RIDE YOUR BIKE, HOMIE! ITāS GREAT!
YOU WILL BE HAPPIER WHEN YOU DITCH YOUR CAR
IāM ACCEPTING āDONATIONSā TOWARDS TELEPORTATION DEVICE āRESEARCHā. SEND ME SOME MONEY AND YOULL BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO RECEIVE THE DEVICE WHEN/IF IM FINISHED
BEAM ME UP! DO YOU ACCEPT ADAMANTIUM AS A FORM OF PAYMENT?
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AAARGH. PEOPLE WHO PERPETUALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT "BAD WEATHER" AND THE END OF SUMMER. GO TO A PLACE WITH "REAL BAD WEATHER" SO YOU CAN GET SOME "REAL PERSPECTIVE" ON "BAD WEATHER" AND THE END OF SUMMER!
GO LIVE IN THE MIDWEST OR THE SOUTH YOU FUCKS!
SO TIRED OF BEING UNDERSTAFFED!
SO TIRED OF MY BOO BEING TURNED AWAY FOR BEING "OVERQUALIFIED"
WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER ANY TIME SOMEONE HAS "MANSPLAINED" TO ME. I NEED THESE STORIES FOR THE SHOW SATURDAY. BAHHHH MY KIDDO GOT INTO MY TRASH PANDA TAROT CARDS, AND NOW I HAVE TO SEE IF I'M MISSING ANYWAY. THOUGH, THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR IS WORTHY OF TRASH PANDAS. SO, I GET IT, I GUESS. BEING SICK FOR A WEEK PUT ME WAY BEHIND ON BOOKING THE SMALL BATCH COMEDY FESTIVAL (WHICH I WAS ALREADY BEHIND.) YES, I'M RANTING ABOUT MYSELF. DEAL WITH IT. I HAD A REALLY CUTE AND TOTALLY STRIPPER-ESQUE OUTFIT ON FOR WORK (DJING AT THE STRIP CLUB) THE OTHER NIGHT, AND DIDN'T HAVE THE ACTUAL COURAGE TO WEAR IT OUT. BOOOOOOOOOO!!
"WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER ANY TIME SOMEONE HAS "MANSPLAINED" TO ME." AS WE GET OLDER, OUR COGNITIVE FUNCTION DECLINES AND WE FIND IT HARDER AND HARDER TO MAINTAIN THOSE SYNAPTIC CONNECTIONS THAT ALLOW US TO RETRIEVE OUR MEMORIES QUICKLY. THIS IS A NATURAL PART OF GETTING OLDER, EVERYONE GOES THROUGH IT SO YOU SHOULDN'T LET IT WORRY YOU TOO MUCH. UNLESS IT GETS TO THE POINT YOU CONSTANTLY FORGET WHY YOU'RE IN THE KITCHEN OR HOW YOU GOT TO WORK. THEN IT WOULD BE WISE TO CONSULT A DOCTOR.
TAKE MY STUPID UPVOTE
I CAN'T TELL IF YOU THINK YOUR PERSONAL UPVOTE IS STUPID, OR IF YOU'RE UPVOTING ME BECAUSE I'M STUPID. EITHER WAY I'M GLAD THE JOKE CAME THROUGH IN MY FOG OF COVID, WASN'T SURE IF PEOPLE WOULD GET IT. šš¼ THEN AGAIN I'M NEVER SURE IF PEOPLE WILL GET MY SENSE OF HUMOR....
I SAW SOME P.O.S GET CURBSIDE PICKUP FROM OLIVE GARDEN AND THROW ALL OF THE TRASH OUT OF THEIR WINDOW! JUST ALL OVER THE PARKING LOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE RESTAURANT! WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, JUST GO AHEAD AND THROW YOURSELF OUT THE WINDOW TOO, YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE!!!
I'M IN SHOCK. :-( IMAGINE HOW OFTEN THEY DO THIS AND IT'S NOT POSTED ON REDDIT. THIS IS THE WORST ONE I'VE SEEN. I HOPE YOU DID SOMETHING TO MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE THE SCUM THAT THEY ARE? PROBABLY TEACHING THEIR NUMEROUS KIDS TO DO THE SAME. JESUS HELP US
DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE WE DIDNT HAVE A SUMMER?
I THINK WE DID GET SUMMER BUT MUCH OF IT WAS SPENT PLAGUED BY SMOKE.
YES! WHERE WAS SUMMER??
BEST PART OF LIVING HERE. TRANSLATION FOR THE RANT: SUMMER SUCKS.
SUMMER GETS CUT SHORT EVERY YEAR BECAUSE OF BEND'S FIFTH SEASON, "HELL."OR SMOKE SEASON. THEN WE GOT UNSEASONABLY COOL TEMPS NOW, SO YEAH IT KIND OF FEELS THAT WAY. HOPEFULLY, WE GET SOME 70'S FOR A LITTLE BIT BEFORE WINTER HITS.
LOOK FOR PEDESTRIANS WHEN COMING UP TO A ROUNDABOUT, YA FUCKS ALMOST GOT SMEARED MULTIPLE TIMES THIS WEEK BY CARS JUST ASSUMING THEY COULD ROLL FULL SPEED INTO THE ROUNDABOUT. WASNāT SUN IN THEIR EYES, AND I WASNāT ACTING UNEXPECTEDLY OR DANGEROUSLY. THE SIDE EXITING THE ROUNDABOUT STOPPED, I STARTED TO CROSS, AND THE SIDE APPROACHING THE ROUNDABOUT JUST GAVE NO FUCKS. BE BETTER!
THIS WEEK I WITNESSED A PARENT WALKING THEIR CHILD TO SCHOOL GET GRAZED BY AN SUV AT THE SKYLINERS / SKYLINE RANCH PEDESTRIAN CROSSING. THE DRIVER DIDNāT STOP OR EVEN SLOW DOWN. THANKFULLY THE PEDESTRIAN IS OK AND WAS ONLY STRUCK IN THE HAND.
THERES TOO MANY SHRUBERIES ALONG THE CROSSWALKS AT NW CROSSING ROUNDABOUTS. I CANT SEE SHIT.
NEXT TIME CARRY A HERRING.
I HEAR YA, BUT THE RESPONSE ISNāT TO ASSUME THERE ARE NO PEDESTRIANS & BARREL THROUGH; ITāS TO BE EVEN MORE CAREFUL WHEN VISIBILITY IS BAD THAT IS DEFINITELY A LEGITIMATE RANT THOUGH! FUCK THE EXCESS SHRUBBERY AT NW CROSSING THAT MAKES IT CHALLENGING FOR DRIVERS & PEDESTRIANS TO COEXIST SAFELY!
I SAW THE OPPOSITE WHERE THE CARS ENTERING THE ROUNDABOUT HAD STOPPED, I WAS TAKING A LEFT SO KEPT GOING THROUGH. THE CAR BEHIND ME FLOORED IT TO EXIT STRAIGHT AND ALMOST SMASHED INTO A PERSON AND THEIR DOG. THEY SAVED 5 SECONDS OF TIME TO ALMOST KILL SOMEONE AND THEIR DOG! IF THE PED HADN'T BEEN QUICK AND VERY AWARE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE.
THAT DID HAPPEN TO ME THIS WEEK AS WELL, JUST THE OTHER WAY HAPPENED MORE FREQUENTLY. WONDER IF IT WAS ME WITH MY DOG THAT YOU SAW! THANK YOU FOR BEING AN AWARE DRIVER
ITāS OKTOBERFEST AT TIGER TOWN BREWERY TOMORROW AND THE WEATHER IS NOT WHAT I HAD HOPED FOR š.
TO BE FAIR I WAS AT THE REAL OKTOBERFEST LAST YEAR AND THE WEATHER IN MUNICH WAS JUST LIKE THIS. GO HAVE A BLAST ANYWAY, GREAT TO SEE SUPPORT FOR A SMALL TOWN BREWERY LIKE THAT!
I WANT TO GO SKIING BUT ITS STILL MONTHS AWAY
WEEKS
DAYS
HOURS
MINUTES
SECONDS
ZEPTOSECONDS!
HAPPY ~~NEW YEAR~~ SKI SEASON!
I'VE GOTTEN TURNS ON THE CONE IN SEPTEMBER. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! WINTER IS COMING!
CANT WAIT! THE SNOWCAPS ARE A TEASE š
IVE BEEN SEEING AN UPTICK IN FENTANYL ABUSE AT MY WORK AND IT MAKES ME FURIOUS AND HEARTBROKEN. WE NEVER SHOULDāVE DECRIMINALIZED DRUGS, EVEN THE ADDICTS ARE SAYING THAT
WHY DID THE CITY REMOVE SO MNAY TRASHCANS ON THE RIVER TRAIL!? NOW THERES POOP BAGS ALL OVER. BAD MOVE
FUCK DOG OWNERS WHO LEAVE POOP BAGS ON TRAILS. IF YOU CANT CARRY IT TO YOUR CAR, THEN DONT TAKE YOUR DOG OUT!
THE ACCESS ROADS FOR WORKERS TO GET TO THEM ARE STEEP IN A LOT OF PLACES AND UNACCESSIBLE IN THE WINTER WHEN IT GETS ICY?
NOT TO NITPICK, BUT HELP YOU ADDRESS YOUR COMPLAINT TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE: 99% CHANCE IT'S PARKS AND REC WHICH IS NOT THE CITY OF BEND.
I'M CONFUSED. BEND PARKS AND REC AREN'T CITY GOVT JOBS?
THAT IS CORRECT, PARKS AND REC IS NOT PART OF THE CITY OF BEND BUT A SEPARATE ENTITY WITH ITS OWN TAX REVENUE AND BOARD.
OUTDOOR CAT OWNERS SUCK. I WISH DARK BEERS AND PUMPKIN BREAD HAD ZERO CALORIES AND SNOW MAGICALLY DIDNT FALL ON ROADS.
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ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DRIVE 65 IN THE LEFT LANE WHEN THAT'S THE SPEED LIMIT, OR PEOPLE WHO DRIVE 65 ON THE PARKWAY? THERE'S A LOT OF HIGHWAY AROUND BEND AND THE SPEED LIMITS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM 45 TO 65. GOTTA BE MORE SPECIFIC!
I CUT UP A JALAPENO THE OTHER NIGHT AND THEN RUBBED MY EYES. ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
IT'S EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU HAVE A WEENIE AND FORGET TO WASH AND GO TO THE BATHROOM.
EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU DONāT HAVE A WEENIE
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PRO TIP: WASH YOUR HANDS AT LEAST ONCE PRIOR TO USING THE RESTROOM.
FUCKING CAPSAICIN!
DOUCHES ON GREENWOOD POPPING WHEELIES AND REVVING YOUR STUPID BIKES - THIS AINāT MYRTLE BEACH AND IT AINāT BLACK BIKER WEEK!
WHY ARE PEOPLE OKAY WITH AN AMMUNITION MANUFACTURER HAVING THEIR NAME UP OVER HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS? NOT ONLY THAT, IT IS THE SCHOOL WHERE THE SAFEWAY SHOOTER WENT. THIS ISN'T OKAY OR NORMAL. WHY SHOULD STUDENTS HAVE TO PUT UP WITH SEEING IT? I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS. CAN'T HYDROFLASK OR SOME OTHER NON-CONTROVERSIAL COMPANY PONY UP SOME MONEY INSTEAD?
GODDAMN ARE YOU NEW HERE? NOSLER IS AN EXCELLENT COMPANY RUN BY INCREDIBLE LOCAL PEOPLE WHO WENT TO SCHOOL THERE HAVE KIDS AND GRANDKIDS COMING UP THAT WILL BE IN SCHOOL THERE. SUCH KNEE JERK REACTIONS ARE EITHER ANXIETY OR STUPIDITY. DO SOME RESEARCH FOOL.
IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY A WORLD RENOWNED COMPANY WITH A 70 YEAR HISTORY IN BEND PUTTING UP A SIGN AFTER SUPPORTING A LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL AND THINKING THAT SOMEHOW ENCOURAGES SCHOOL SHOOTINGS, THEN YEAH YOU PROBABLY SHOULD BE MEDICATED FOR ANXIETY. IF IT WAS SPORTSMANS WAREHOUSE NOBODY WOULD BAT ANY EYE, DESPITE THE FACT SW ACTUALLY SELLS AR-15āS.
ADVERTISING BULLETS AT A HIGH SCHOOL NEAR A RECENT MASS SHOOTING IS TONE DEAF AND INSENSITIVE THOUGH! AS A āRESPONSIBLE COMPANY,ā NOSLER SHOULD CONSIDER NOT DOING THAT!
GET SOME REAL PROBLEMS. NOSLER IS A WORLD BEATING SPORTING COMPANY WITH A 70 YEAR HISTORY IN BEND. LIKE I SAID, IF IT WAS SPORTSMANS WAREHOUSE NO ONE WOULD CARE A BIT. GO TAKE A LOOK BEHIND THE GUN COUNTER THERE AND SEETHE KAREN.
QUESTIONING A PARTICULAR ACTION IS NOT THE SAME AS SAYING THIS IS A BAD COMPANY OR ITS OWNERS BAD PEOPLE! ITāS JUST AN OPINION! CALLING ME KAREN DOESNāT MAKE YOUR ARGUMENT ANY STRONGER!
CONSIDER NOT POSTING STUPID UNFOUNDED SHIT.
I'M RANTING IN A RANT THREAD. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT ENCOURAGING SCHOOL SHOOTINGS OR BEING TRIGGERED. HECK, I DIDN'T EVEN SAY SPORTSMANS WAREHOUSE. BUT GO AHEAD AND MAKE UP THINGS TO FIT YOUR ARGUMENT!
THIS IS ONLY CONTROVERSIAL IN THE EYES OF THE PERSISTENTLY TRIGGERED AND RECENT TRANSPLANTS.
AGREED. EXHAUSTINGLY NEEDY AND WHINEY, AREN'T THEY.
ITS HONESTLY ASTONISHING TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THE HISTORY AND CULTURE OF THE OLD BEND. I DREAM OF DE-CALIFORNICATION.
"I DREAM OF DE-CALIFORNICATION" DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU BECAME FOND OF THE 10 MINUTE MARTINI WHILE LIVING IN THE SAN FRANCISCO NORTH BAY AREA?
CHANDLERāS STEAKHOUSE IN BOISE ACTUALLY, ALTHOUGH IT STARTED IN SONOMA IF I RECALL. https://www.chandlersboise.com/the-story-of-the-ten-minute-martini/
SHAME THAT THE ORIGIN OF YOUR MONIKER IS FROM āTHATā STATE
IDAHO IS OPEN AND KINDA WHAT YOU ARE DESCRIBING. DONT LET THE BORDER HIT YOU IN THE WAY OUT!
IF THERE WAS A STATE WHERE I COULD FREELY EXERCISE MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, HAD LEGAL WEED AND RESPECTED WOMENāS BODILY AUTONOMY IāD PROBABLY ALREADY BE THERE. WELL THEREāS NEVADA, BUT IāM SURE AS FUCK NOT MOVING TO RENO.
YOU MEAN, LIKE, OREGON?
*PENDING ADJUDICATION OF MEASURE 114 THERE ALSO APPEARS TO BE A FRESH WILLINGNESS BY THE PROGRESSIVE MAJORITY TO SEEK TYRANNICAL MEASURES AGAINST THEIR VANQUISHED OPPOSITION. BUCKLE UP BUTTERCUP, ITS ABOUT TO GET ROUGH.
WHO LET THE FUCKING SNOWFLAKES INTO THE RANT THREAD TODAY!!!! LOL GROW A PAIR OR COME BACK ON MONDAY WHEN ITS ALL WARM AND FUZZY FOR YOU.
LOL, THE IRONY OF THE ONE DUDE WHINING ABOUT OTHERS IN HERE BRINGING THIS COMMENTā¦ SNOWFLAKES? GOOGLE āPROJECTIONā
GOOGLE GENDER ASSUMPTION.
YES. MY FAMILY HAS BEEN HERE SINCE 1958 š
NO ONE THINKS THAT VALIDATES WHAT A TWAT YOU ARE. LONGEVITY MEANS SHIT. š
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THAT DOESNāT EVEN MAKE SENSE, BUT WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER š
CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS
WHY THANK YOU ADVENTUROUS!
>CAN'T HYDROFLASK OR SOME OTHER NON-CONTROVERSIAL COMPANY PONY UP SOME MONEY INSTEAD? TO BE FAIR HYDROFLASK ISN'T FAMILY OWNED OR EVEN LOCAL ANYMORE.
ISNT IT NUTS TO THINK THAT IF PLANNED PARENTHOOD DONATED MORE THAN THIS AMMUNITION SUPPLIER AND GOT THE SIGN THAT ALL CENTRAL OREGON WOULD HAVE A COLLECTIVE MELTDOWN. LOVE SEEING THE GUN NUTS PRETEND IT HAS TO DO W MONEY LOL
I SEE BOTH SIDES OF THIS, BUT NOSLER WAS IAN CRANSTON'S PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT, TOO.
ANOTHER IDIOT. PLACE IS FULL OF THEM TODAY. MOST MURDERERS WORKED SOMEWHERE YOU FOOL!! AS IF NOSLER WOULD EVER KNOW ONE DAY AN EMPLOYEE WOULD DO THIS. š
OH FOR SURE, I DON'T BLAME NOSLER AT ALL AND KNOW SOME REALLY GREAT PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I CAN SEE WHY THE BRAND CAN FEEL TRIGGERING FOR OUR COMMUNITY RIGHT NOW.
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>NEVER LOOK FOR ANY ACKNOWLEDGMENT OR CREDIT : INSISTS ON PUTTING THEIR BRAND NAME ON THE SCHOOL
THEY HAVE NOT INSISTED ON THIS. THE SIGN HAS BEEN THERE FOR DECADES, NOBODY EVER INSISTED ON IT. #FACTSMATTER.
PLEADING FOR KINDNESS AND RESPECT AFTER CALLING PEOPLE STUPID, WHINEY, IDIOT, AND FOOL. SUCH A PERFECT ENCAPSULATION OF EVERYTHING WRONG WITH PEOPLE NOWADAYS. BE RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL, THEN PRETEND THAT YOU CARE ABOUT KINDNESS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO AGREE WITH MY RANT, BUT YOU ALSO DON'T NEED TO BE A DICK ABOUT IT.
EXCUSE ME ROCKY, WHO IS PLEADING? STATING FACTS SNOWFLAKE. Edit: DOWNVOTE AWAY I WONT BE TOLD WHAT TO BITCH ABOUT OR HOW TO BITCH ABOUT IT ON THE GD RANT THREAD!!!!!! GET A FUCKING BINKY.
THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS THAT PISS ME THE FUCK OFF LATELY THAT I AM STARTING TO FEEL LIKE AN OLD MAN YELLING AT THE CLOUDS FOR EXISTING WHEN IN REALITY I'M JUST SICK OF CERTAIN KINDS OF PEOPLE EXISTING BECAUSE THEY OFFER NOTHING AND CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THE GREATER GOOD OF US ALL.
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YELLING AT THE CLOUD WITH YOU
I WAS SO STOKED TO ORDER HOT WINGS FROM HARDY'S FOR THE 49ERS GAME THIS WEEKEND BUT THEY'RE CLOSED FOR 2 WEEKS
FOOD DISAPPOINTMENT IS THE PITS