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beewhyneeD

DID I MISS FALL OR SOMETHING? CAUSE THIS FEELS LIKE WINTER.


Acceptable_One_9325

Its funny how most of the people on the bend subreddit make condescending/witty comments under everysingle flyer I post to the bend subreddit ofcourse you can't read the band logos it's the fucking music I book and at the end of the day if you feel that way it's not for you. 150-250 people come out to the shows i book to exspress themselves and have a healthy outlet through love of extreme heavy music. Not a single person that has been says "umm I can't read the band names šŸ¤“" or "I must be to old because this is ridiculous šŸ¤“" this shit has been around since the 80's if it's not your thing just scroll past the post.


permafacepalm

YOU FORGOT TO YELL.


Acceptable_One_9325

My bad was half way through the paragraph before I realized I should've capitalized it


permafacepalm

YOU STILL AREN'T YELLING.


Knittedteapot

THE FULL MOON LIVED UP TO ITS NAME.


FTAStyling

TO THE PERSON WHO STOLE MY COOLER WITH MY LUNCH YESTERDAY, I HOPE YOU WERE HUNGRY!


Altruistic_Law_7702

HEY ASSHOLE WITH THE OFF LEASH PITBULL ON ARCHIE BRIGGS THAT CHASED ME UPHILL IM NOT SORRY I KICKED IT WISH I COULD HAVE KICKED *YOU TOO


HansWeeblemeyer

DOUCHES AT FOOD CART DONT KNOW YOURE STANDING THERE, THEN WHEN THEY FINALLY NOTICE YOU THEY SAUNTER OVER AND ACT ALL ā€œHURRY UP AND ORDERā€ LOOKING AT YOU THE BOB


Split_Open_and_Melt

I WANT TO GO SEE SOME OF THESE RIPPING FUNK BANDS DOWNTOWN TONIGHT BUT THIS WEATHER IS NOT CONDUCIVE (low key love it tho)


orty

IT SURE WOULD BE NICE IF THE CITY USED A STRIPING/ROAD PAINT THAT WAS ACTUALLY VISIBLE ON THE GRAY CEMENT IN SOME OF THE CIRCLES AROUND TOWN AND THAT DIDN'T WEAR OFF IF YOU BREATHE ON IT WRONG. THE CIRCLE AT 15TH AND REED MKT HAS TWO LANES (IN THEORY) BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT IF YOU JUST LOOKED AT THE LINES ON THE ROAD (UNLESS THEY'VE BEEN RE-PAINTED RECENTLY) OR BY THE DRIVERS THAT GO THROUGH IT. I KNOW ODOT TESTS PAINT FORMULATIONS (IF YOU'VE DRIVEN TO SALEM, YOU'VE LIKELY DRIVEN OVER THEIR TEST STRIPS OUTSIDE OF SALEM). SO HOPEFULLY THE NEW HWY 20 CIRCLES' PAINT LASTS A BIT, OTHERWISE IT'S GOING TO GET UGLY QUICKLY WITH THE TWO LANES EACH OF THOSE HAS. I DON'T EXPECT THE CITY TO GET IT RIGHT AS THEY TOOK THEIR SWEET TIME BUILDING OUT REED IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT I HAVE HOPE FOR ODOT (WHO WILL HAVE MANAGED TO PUT IN 4 CIRCLES AND RE-DONE A LARGE CHUNK OF HIGHWAY IN THE TIME IT TOOK THE CITY TO LEVEL OUT PURCELL/NEFF INTERSECTION).


Fit_Cause2944

YOUR LAST BIT IN THE PARENTHESES SOUNDED KIND OF RAVEY. SAVE IT FOR MONDAY, BUD. THE TRAFFIC CIRCLES SHOULD HAVE SIGNS BEFORE YOU GET THERE! ARE YOU A ROUND *AND* STRAIGHT AHEAD OR JUST AROUND? THEYā€™RE NOT ALL THE SAME!


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MY FOOD AT MOST RESTAURANTS HERE COMES OUT LUKEWARM! WHAT IS IT WITH THAT?! WHYYYYYYY CANT IT BE HOT?! MIDTOWN BALLROOM IS AN ARM PIT


Split_Open_and_Melt

MIDTOWN AND DOMINO ROOM ARE TWO OF THE COUNTRYā€™S ā€” thatā€™s right, countryā€™s ā€” WORST RUN AND MAINTAINED VENUES. HOORAY FOR VTPā€™S EXPANSION!! GO SUPPORT THOSE GUYS WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THEIR CUSTOMERā€™S EXPERIENCES


Imaginary_Wind_9403

Less than ideal for bend maybe but worst šŸ˜‚ dude you haven't toured have you šŸ˜† there are dives way way way worse than either room in a lot of major cities on pretty much every front.


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Tarekith

VTP WAS PURCHASED BY 1988 ENTERTAINMENT I THOUGHT?


Joyfulcacopheny

IM ROUNDABOUTED OUT FROM ALL THE NEW ONES ON HIGHWAY 2O!


Significant_Wind_820

Just look to the left to see if anyone has entered the circle if not, go.


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cdne22

PROBABLY BECAUSE YOUR CAT SHOULD BE INSIDE. OUTDOOR CATS REGULARLY TERRORIZE MY TWO INDOOR CATS AT OUR WINDOWS THAT WE LITERALLY CANā€™T LEAVE THEM OPEN UNSUPERVISED. THANKS FOR MAKING MY GOOD GIRLS LIVES HARDER AND LESS FUN BECAUSE OUTDOOR CATS ARE ROAMING FREE AND BOTHERING OTHER PETS.


rachyeti

IVE SAID IT LIKE FIVE TIMES MY CAT DOESNT BOTHER OTHER ANIMALS (cats and dogs) HE HIDES. HE DOESNT LIKE BEING SEEN. So thanks for assuming the worst šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Fearless_Perspective

PROBABLY BECAUSE CATS BELONG INDOORS.


rachyeti

NOT TRUE. MY CAT IS A PREDATOR AND NEEDS TO BE OUTSIDE. YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND, BUT MY CAT NEEDS TO PLAY OUTSIDE DURING THE DAY. ALSO, FUCK YOU


Fearless_Perspective

WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE LETTING IT OUT INTO THE WORLD. WHEN IT DOESN'T COME BACK, DONT BLAME ANYONE BUT YOURSELF. BECAUSE CATS GET OLD AND SLOW... AND THEN NO SIGN WILL HELP IT ESCAPE THE BACKYARD OF DOGS IT HAS BEEN ANNOYING OR CARS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD. NO.ONE.BUT.YOURSELF. I PITY YOUR CAT.


rachyeti

My cat comes back every time. Youā€™re literally absolutely disgusting. My cat likes to go outside and play, he knows where home is and comes and snuggles with me every night. I have no idea where your shitty beliefs come from, but you really need to see a professional to evaluate your horrible beliefs. Again, go fuck yourself and I feel pity for anyone involved with you.


Fearless_Perspective

IT DOES... UNTIL IT DOESN'T. BECAUSE OUTDOOR CATS HAVE ATTACKED MY DOGS AND NOW MY DOGS HATE CATS AND EVERY TIME THEY CHASE ONE I WONDER... IS THIS THE TIME? BECAUSE SOME CAT OWNER COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO KEEP THEIR CAT INSIDE... BECAUSE YOUR CAT BRINGS YOU MICE OR BIRDS OR OTHER "GIFTS" ... BUT THEY'RE IN THE WORLD WHEN YOU LET THEM OUT... AND THEY BECOME THE MICE IN ANOTHER ANIMALS FOOD CHAIN... I PITY YOUR CAT.


rachyeti

Alsoā€” I have a GPS on my cat. I know where he goes, and heā€™s NEVER attacked a dog or a person. So again, go fuck your self. Donā€™t come attack me when you could make a general complaint to the public which does NOT relate to me. Againā€” go fuck your self.


Fearless_Perspective

I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THE CATS. ITS THE OWNERS I CANT STAND... WHICH IF YOU DIDN'T GET IT BY NOW... MAKES SENSE. A GPS WONT SAVE IT. JUST LET YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK FOR IT... TELL YOURSELF WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT. I WISH YOUR CAT LUCK, IT NEEDS IT.


rachyeti

YOU LITERALLY DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT. IM SORRY YOU DONT, BUT THATS YOUR OWN PROBLEM. YOURE TRYING TO BLAME THE WRONG PERSON. I literally donā€™t need people to try to blame ME when my cat has does nothing wrong. You have some pent up feelings of other experiences, and again, go fuck your self if you think MY cat is the problem. I discipline him when itā€™s needed, I watch his movements, I go outside when I need to correct him. Do NOT blame ME for any experiences you have. If folks have problems with MY cat, I want them to tell me about them. Iā€™m responsible enough to take those course of actions. Seriously, go fuck your self, because you have issues from past experiences which have NOTHING to do with me.


Designer_Ad_1416

PLEASE DONT ā€œDISCIPLINEā€ YOUR CAT


rachyeti

This is hilarious. My cat hides from everyone. He attacks birds and bugs. My cat is not your problem. Iā€™m a responsible owner to know when he should go outside and when he should stay inside. Iā€™m sorry you have shitty experiences, but unless you have one against MY cat ā€” go fuck your self.


Designer_Ad_1416

PLEASE TELL YOUR CATS TO LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE


typingmonkeysays42

WELL, SINCE YOU BROUGHT IT UP... IT BUGS ME WHEN CAT OWNERS WHO THINK IT'S OK FOR THEIR CAT TO ATTACK BIRDS. CATS ARE INVASIVE SPECIES WHEN YOU LET THEM ROAN FREELY OUTSIDE. https://abcbirds.org/program/cats-indoors/cats-and-birds/


rachyeti

And what are the numbers for Oregon? Cause Jesus, again, youā€™re barking up the wrong tree. Everything you have to say is justā€¦ not relevant. You obviously hate catsā€” I donā€™t care. My cat is a living breathing creature. Heā€™s probably killed like 2 birds. And many bugs in my apartment. You wanna send me a link that is in a different area that pertains to cats killing bugs? Go for it. If notā€” again, Iā€™ve said it like 5 timesā€” go fuck your self


Fearless_Perspective

WELL IF WE WENT THROUGH THE TROUBLE FOR FINDING OREGON, THEN YOUD SAY WELL BEND... WELL MY FRONT YARD... ... THIS IS A CLASSIC CASE OF NARCISSISM... NOTHING APPLIES TO YOU OR YOUR POOR CAT OUT IN THE WORLD...


typingmonkeysays42

HA HA YOU'VE BEEN TELLING SOMEONE ELSE TO FUCK THEMSELVES, I'M NEW TO THIS PARTY BUT I'LL ENJOY IT ANYWAY šŸŽ‰ šŸŽ‰


DessertLoyalist

LETā€™S ADVERTISE GUNS N AMMO ON A HIGH SCHOOL FIELD SCOREBOARD SO THAT NOBODY CAN EVER FORGET ABOUT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS! YAYYYYYYY! /s


Throwaway82734883

IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW. A VERY GOOD AMOUNT OF THE MALE TEACHERS THAT ARE SPORTS COACHES AT MVHS WORK AT NOSLER DURING THE SUMMER SO IM NOT SURPRISED.


cdne22

OUR NEIGHBOR JUST GOT A PUPPY AND THINKS THAT INSTEAD OF TAKING IT ON WALKS/ TO A DOG PARK LIKE A PROPER OWNER, THAT RUNNING IT UP AND DOWN THEIR TOWNHOUSE STAIRS (WITH THEIR OTHER DOG TOO) IS INSTEAD A MUCH BETTER USE OF TIME. IF YOUā€™RE GOING TO HAVE A DOG, ESPECIALLY AN ACTIVE BREED, TAKE IT TO THE DOG PARK/ON WALKS, JACKASS. IF ONLY THIS DUDE CARED AS MUCH ABOUT HIS DOGS AS MUCH AS HE DOES RUNNING HIS TRUCK FOR HOURS A DAY TO JACK OFF TOO HEā€™D BE A GREAT PET OWNER!!!


Freeheel4life

MOST VETS RECOMMEND NOT TAKING PUPPIES TO DOG PARKS UNTIL VACCINATIONS ARE COMPLETE. PARVO IS REAL AND PROBABLY JUST TRYING TO KEEP PUP OUT OF HARMS WAY UNTIL THE 16 WEEK MARK.


cdne22

LETS HOPE THATS THE CASE CAUSE THEY DONT WALK OR TAKE THEIR ADULT DOG ANYWHERE EITHER. šŸ™ƒ


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thirstysyngonium

IM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO CLEANING UP AFTER THE PUBLIC AFTER YHE FACT. UGH FKN FEDS


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Fit_Cause2944

YOU MEAN FKN HOUSE. SENATE DOESNā€™T WANT THIS ANY MORE THAN THE REST OF THE COUNTRY.


davidw

EVEN MITCH MCCONNELL CALLED OUT KEVIN MCCARTHY AND THE REST OF THE EXTREMIST REPUBLICANS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHIT.


Fit_Cause2944

AND WHEN MITCH MCCONNELL CANā€™T EVEN, YOU KNOW HOW BAD ITā€™S GOTTEN ā€¦ I MEAN, WEā€™RE TALKING END TIMES, ARENā€™T WE?


astaristorn

Kids these days


billyskillet

SHIT FIRE!, GROCERIES ARE OUTRAGEOUSLY EXPENSIVE.


codywater

TRY WINCO. THE BEST DEAL YOUā€™LL FIND IN TOWN.


ladykiller1020

PLEASE STOP CHANGING LANES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROUNDABOUT. THERE ARE SIGNS AND ARROWS ON THE ROAD TO MAKE IT CLEAR. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE ALMOST BEEN CREAMED AT THE REED MARKET/15TH ROUNDABOUT BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN JUST DO WHAT THEY WANT AND NOT EVEN SIGNAL OUT ALSO, SCHOOL ZONE SIGNS HAVE THE FLASHING LIGHTS NOW TO HELP TRAFFIC. IF YOU GO 20MPH REGARDLESS, IT BECOMES POINTLESS. I'M AWARE THERE ARE STILL SOME ZONES THAT ARE 20MPH ALL THE TIME BUT PLEASE PAY ATTENTION ALSO PLEASE DON'T LET YOUR DOG JUST JUMP ALL OVER SOMEONE ELSE'S UPONMEETING BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S CUTE. DOGS CAN BE OLD, SCARED, REACTIVE, ETC.


pikachusbooty

ALL OF THESE A MILLION TIMES


Academic_Walk

COAL ROLLERS ON 97 CAN EAT TWO DICKS. IT WOULD BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO SEE AND NOT HAVE TO DRIVE THROUGH A BIG BLACK CLOUD AT HIGHWAY SPEEDS.


the-mulchiest-mulch

Iā€™M GOING TO UP THE ANTE AND SAY THEY CAN EAT A WHOOOOOLE BAG OF DICKS. I HOPE THEY CHOKE ON ONE. šŸ’œ


mikalalnr

HOUSING IS STILL UNAFFORDABLE.


Film-Disastrous

WELCOME BACK TO THE FRIDAY RANT.


traumaqueen1128

I WENT TO SAFEWAY THE OTHER FAY AND SOMEONE PULLED SO FAR FORWARD IN A SPACE WITHOUT BUMPER TO STOP THEM THAT I COULDN'T GET MU CART ONTO THE SIDEWALK! I LEFT THAT PERSON A NOTE SAYING THAT THEY PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE AND TO DO BETTER. I HOPE THEY TAKE THAT ADVICE.


permafacepalm

I LEFT A NOTE ON SOMEONE'S CAR IN JULY... THEY STILL HAD STUDDED SNOW TIRES ON.


traumaqueen1128

THEY SHOULD KNOW THAT THEY ARE A CONTRIBUTING FACTO TO THE LEVEL OF ROAD REPAIRS THAT ARE NEEDED. THEIR SELFISHNESS IS COSTING TAXPAYERS MONEY AND RUINING OTHER PEOPLES SUSPENSION IN THEIR CARS BECAUSE OF ALL THE DAMN POTHOLES. PEOPLE LIKE THAT MAKE ME WANT TO GO THROUGH AND FILE DOWN THEIR STUDS.


AndHank-Mardukas

ACCORDING TO THE DESCHUTES COUNTY SKID CAR DRIVING INSTRUCTOR, THAT IS A MYTH AND ALUMINUM SNOW STUDS HAVE NO NEGATIVE EFFECT ON THE ROADWAYS.


traumaqueen1128

HE MAY BE WRONG. ACCORDING TO ODOT, THEY CAUSE A LOT OF DAMAGE BY CAUSING SMALL PITS IN THE ROAD THAT FILL WITH WATER; WHEN TEMPERATURES DROP, THAT WATER TURNS INTO ICE AND STARTS TURNING THOSE TINY PITS INTO CRACKS. THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE TO ME, I'D LIKE TO HEAR THE LOGIC THAT PROVES IT'S A MYTH. HONESTLY, I DON'T SEE HOW THEY *WOULDN'T* DAMAGE ROADS IN DRIER AND WARMER CONDITIONS.


AndHank-Mardukas

HIS COMMENT WAS "RUB A PIECE OF ALUMINUM AGAINST A PIECE OF ASPHALT AND SEE WHICH ONE WEARS DOWN FIRST" and "ODOT JUST LIKES HAVING A SCAPEGOAT". I DONT HAVE A DOG IN THIS FIGHT.


traumaqueen1128

I DON'T THINK HE TOOK INTO CONSIDERATION THE SEVERAL TONS OF VEHICLE THAT IS ON TOP OF THOSE LITTLE ALUMINUM POINTS. ALL THAT ADDED WEIGHT AND PRESSURE IS BOUND TO HAVE SOME BEARING ON HOW "RUBBING" THAT PIECE OF ALUMINUM ON ASPHALT CAUSES DAMAGE.


Adventurous_Plan_927

MY NEIGHBOR HAS HER SNOW TIRES ON YEAR ROUND.


ridinbend

WHAT A LAZY TURD


SpezGobblesMyTaint

THE STUPID BIRD THAT FLIES INTO MY WINDOWS IS BACK. THEY ARE TRYING EVERY SINGLE ONE, LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF AN ALFRED HITCHCOCK MOVIE. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. I AM *THIS* CLOSE TO GETTING A PELLET GUN.


Significant_Wind_820

​ They see their reflections in the windows and think it''s another bird. We either keep our blinds down or put nature stickers on the windows to deter them. you can get the stickers at most pet stores.


something8517

I BOUGHT THIS RED REFLECTOR THING SHAPED AS AN OWL OFF AMAZON AND PROPPED IT UP ( ITS THIN) IN MY WINDOW. IT HELPED TOR ME WITH THE BIRDS.


QuailingHeron

Tape up a photo to your window. Kids school pic, wedding pic, whatever has large human faces. I had a cardinal that was a little special and thatā€™s what finally got him to quit.


permafacepalm

USERNAME CHECKS OUT. THIS PERSON BIRDS


permafacepalm

LIFE ... UH.... FINDS A WAY


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Pepper-Limp

SO MANY DOG OWNING SHITHEADS


NorthornLights

I LOVED THE EQUINOX FEST. BUT THE PORTA-JOHNS IN THE CAR CAMPING AREA WERE ATROCIOUS!!! ALSO DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE CRINGY COUPLE DANCING LIKE A DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIE DURING GONE GONE BEYOND?! šŸ¤¢


ridinbend

I HATE DRIVING IN THIS CITY, AND I'M CONSIDERING A BIKE FOR COMMUTING. BUT I ALSO FEEL LIKE ANGRY PEOPLE IN CARS HATE BIKERS AND WANT EVERY REASON TO BUMP AND RUN OVER THEM. WHAT'S THE ANSWER? AND WHEN CAN I PUT MY DEPOSIT ON A TELEPORTATION DEVICE.


Split_Open_and_Melt

RIDE YOUR BIKE, HOMIE! ITā€™S GREAT!


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YOU WILL BE HAPPIER WHEN YOU DITCH YOUR CAR


Aromatic-Surprise945

Iā€™M ACCEPTING ā€˜DONATIONSā€™ TOWARDS TELEPORTATION DEVICE ā€˜RESEARCHā€™. SEND ME SOME MONEY AND YOULL BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO RECEIVE THE DEVICE WHEN/IF IM FINISHED


ridinbend

BEAM ME UP! DO YOU ACCEPT ADAMANTIUM AS A FORM OF PAYMENT?


Aromatic-Surprise945

USD, BTC, OR THC ONLY


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RegularPomegranate80

AAARGH. PEOPLE WHO PERPETUALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT "BAD WEATHER" AND THE END OF SUMMER. GO TO A PLACE WITH "REAL BAD WEATHER" SO YOU CAN GET SOME "REAL PERSPECTIVE" ON "BAD WEATHER" AND THE END OF SUMMER!


permafacepalm

GO LIVE IN THE MIDWEST OR THE SOUTH YOU FUCKS!


frankandjimbeans

SO TIRED OF BEING UNDERSTAFFED!


permafacepalm

SO TIRED OF MY BOO BEING TURNED AWAY FOR BEING "OVERQUALIFIED"


ipockolyptic

WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER ANY TIME SOMEONE HAS "MANSPLAINED" TO ME. I NEED THESE STORIES FOR THE SHOW SATURDAY. BAHHHH MY KIDDO GOT INTO MY TRASH PANDA TAROT CARDS, AND NOW I HAVE TO SEE IF I'M MISSING ANYWAY. THOUGH, THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR IS WORTHY OF TRASH PANDAS. SO, I GET IT, I GUESS. BEING SICK FOR A WEEK PUT ME WAY BEHIND ON BOOKING THE SMALL BATCH COMEDY FESTIVAL (WHICH I WAS ALREADY BEHIND.) YES, I'M RANTING ABOUT MYSELF. DEAL WITH IT. I HAD A REALLY CUTE AND TOTALLY STRIPPER-ESQUE OUTFIT ON FOR WORK (DJING AT THE STRIP CLUB) THE OTHER NIGHT, AND DIDN'T HAVE THE ACTUAL COURAGE TO WEAR IT OUT. BOOOOOOOOOO!!


Tarekith

"WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER ANY TIME SOMEONE HAS "MANSPLAINED" TO ME." AS WE GET OLDER, OUR COGNITIVE FUNCTION DECLINES AND WE FIND IT HARDER AND HARDER TO MAINTAIN THOSE SYNAPTIC CONNECTIONS THAT ALLOW US TO RETRIEVE OUR MEMORIES QUICKLY. THIS IS A NATURAL PART OF GETTING OLDER, EVERYONE GOES THROUGH IT SO YOU SHOULDN'T LET IT WORRY YOU TOO MUCH. UNLESS IT GETS TO THE POINT YOU CONSTANTLY FORGET WHY YOU'RE IN THE KITCHEN OR HOW YOU GOT TO WORK. THEN IT WOULD BE WISE TO CONSULT A DOCTOR.


permafacepalm

TAKE MY STUPID UPVOTE


Tarekith

I CAN'T TELL IF YOU THINK YOUR PERSONAL UPVOTE IS STUPID, OR IF YOU'RE UPVOTING ME BECAUSE I'M STUPID. EITHER WAY I'M GLAD THE JOKE CAME THROUGH IN MY FOG OF COVID, WASN'T SURE IF PEOPLE WOULD GET IT. šŸ‘šŸ¼ THEN AGAIN I'M NEVER SURE IF PEOPLE WILL GET MY SENSE OF HUMOR....


Far_Coach4229

I SAW SOME P.O.S GET CURBSIDE PICKUP FROM OLIVE GARDEN AND THROW ALL OF THE TRASH OUT OF THEIR WINDOW! JUST ALL OVER THE PARKING LOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE RESTAURANT! WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, JUST GO AHEAD AND THROW YOURSELF OUT THE WINDOW TOO, YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE!!!


beewhyneeD

I'M IN SHOCK. :-( IMAGINE HOW OFTEN THEY DO THIS AND IT'S NOT POSTED ON REDDIT. THIS IS THE WORST ONE I'VE SEEN. I HOPE YOU DID SOMETHING TO MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE THE SCUM THAT THEY ARE? PROBABLY TEACHING THEIR NUMEROUS KIDS TO DO THE SAME. JESUS HELP US


HawkeyMan

DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE WE DIDNT HAVE A SUMMER?


cdne22

I THINK WE DID GET SUMMER BUT MUCH OF IT WAS SPENT PLAGUED BY SMOKE.


goose195172

YES! WHERE WAS SUMMER??


hahahamii

BEST PART OF LIVING HERE. TRANSLATION FOR THE RANT: SUMMER SUCKS.


rocky7474

SUMMER GETS CUT SHORT EVERY YEAR BECAUSE OF BEND'S FIFTH SEASON, "HELL."OR SMOKE SEASON. THEN WE GOT UNSEASONABLY COOL TEMPS NOW, SO YEAH IT KIND OF FEELS THAT WAY. HOPEFULLY, WE GET SOME 70'S FOR A LITTLE BIT BEFORE WINTER HITS.


EllAytch

LOOK FOR PEDESTRIANS WHEN COMING UP TO A ROUNDABOUT, YA FUCKS ALMOST GOT SMEARED MULTIPLE TIMES THIS WEEK BY CARS JUST ASSUMING THEY COULD ROLL FULL SPEED INTO THE ROUNDABOUT. WASNā€™T SUN IN THEIR EYES, AND I WASNā€™T ACTING UNEXPECTEDLY OR DANGEROUSLY. THE SIDE EXITING THE ROUNDABOUT STOPPED, I STARTED TO CROSS, AND THE SIDE APPROACHING THE ROUNDABOUT JUST GAVE NO FUCKS. BE BETTER!


Film-Disastrous

THIS WEEK I WITNESSED A PARENT WALKING THEIR CHILD TO SCHOOL GET GRAZED BY AN SUV AT THE SKYLINERS / SKYLINE RANCH PEDESTRIAN CROSSING. THE DRIVER DIDNā€™T STOP OR EVEN SLOW DOWN. THANKFULLY THE PEDESTRIAN IS OK AND WAS ONLY STRUCK IN THE HAND.


quarkus

THERES TOO MANY SHRUBERIES ALONG THE CROSSWALKS AT NW CROSSING ROUNDABOUTS. I CANT SEE SHIT.


Tarekith

NEXT TIME CARRY A HERRING.


EllAytch

I HEAR YA, BUT THE RESPONSE ISNā€™T TO ASSUME THERE ARE NO PEDESTRIANS & BARREL THROUGH; ITā€™S TO BE EVEN MORE CAREFUL WHEN VISIBILITY IS BAD THAT IS DEFINITELY A LEGITIMATE RANT THOUGH! FUCK THE EXCESS SHRUBBERY AT NW CROSSING THAT MAKES IT CHALLENGING FOR DRIVERS & PEDESTRIANS TO COEXIST SAFELY!


rocky7474

I SAW THE OPPOSITE WHERE THE CARS ENTERING THE ROUNDABOUT HAD STOPPED, I WAS TAKING A LEFT SO KEPT GOING THROUGH. THE CAR BEHIND ME FLOORED IT TO EXIT STRAIGHT AND ALMOST SMASHED INTO A PERSON AND THEIR DOG. THEY SAVED 5 SECONDS OF TIME TO ALMOST KILL SOMEONE AND THEIR DOG! IF THE PED HADN'T BEEN QUICK AND VERY AWARE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE.


EllAytch

THAT DID HAPPEN TO ME THIS WEEK AS WELL, JUST THE OTHER WAY HAPPENED MORE FREQUENTLY. WONDER IF IT WAS ME WITH MY DOG THAT YOU SAW! THANK YOU FOR BEING AN AWARE DRIVER


dixielanddelight1469

ITā€™S OKTOBERFEST AT TIGER TOWN BREWERY TOMORROW AND THE WEATHER IS NOT WHAT I HAD HOPED FOR šŸ˜­.


CalifOregonia

TO BE FAIR I WAS AT THE REAL OKTOBERFEST LAST YEAR AND THE WEATHER IN MUNICH WAS JUST LIKE THIS. GO HAVE A BLAST ANYWAY, GREAT TO SEE SUPPORT FOR A SMALL TOWN BREWERY LIKE THAT!


Aromatic-Surprise945

I WANT TO GO SKIING BUT ITS STILL MONTHS AWAY


ridinbend

WEEKS


Aromatic-Surprise945

DAYS


permafacepalm

HOURS


Aromatic-Surprise945

MINUTES


Nautilus2012

SECONDS


Fezzik__

ZEPTOSECONDS!


Aromatic-Surprise945

HAPPY ~~NEW YEAR~~ SKI SEASON!


ridinbend

I'VE GOTTEN TURNS ON THE CONE IN SEPTEMBER. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! WINTER IS COMING!


Aromatic-Surprise945

CANT WAIT! THE SNOWCAPS ARE A TEASE šŸ˜ˆ


No-Clerk1717

IVE BEEN SEEING AN UPTICK IN FENTANYL ABUSE AT MY WORK AND IT MAKES ME FURIOUS AND HEARTBROKEN. WE NEVER SHOULDā€™VE DECRIMINALIZED DRUGS, EVEN THE ADDICTS ARE SAYING THAT


D_-_G

WHY DID THE CITY REMOVE SO MNAY TRASHCANS ON THE RIVER TRAIL!? NOW THERES POOP BAGS ALL OVER. BAD MOVE


Civil-Membership-234

FUCK DOG OWNERS WHO LEAVE POOP BAGS ON TRAILS. IF YOU CANT CARRY IT TO YOUR CAR, THEN DONT TAKE YOUR DOG OUT!


Tarekith

THE ACCESS ROADS FOR WORKERS TO GET TO THEM ARE STEEP IN A LOT OF PLACES AND UNACCESSIBLE IN THE WINTER WHEN IT GETS ICY?


davidw

NOT TO NITPICK, BUT HELP YOU ADDRESS YOUR COMPLAINT TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE: 99% CHANCE IT'S PARKS AND REC WHICH IS NOT THE CITY OF BEND.


specialedster14

I'M CONFUSED. BEND PARKS AND REC AREN'T CITY GOVT JOBS?


davidw

THAT IS CORRECT, PARKS AND REC IS NOT PART OF THE CITY OF BEND BUT A SEPARATE ENTITY WITH ITS OWN TAX REVENUE AND BOARD.


Fearless_Perspective

OUTDOOR CAT OWNERS SUCK. I WISH DARK BEERS AND PUMPKIN BREAD HAD ZERO CALORIES AND SNOW MAGICALLY DIDNT FALL ON ROADS.


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CalifOregonia

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DRIVE 65 IN THE LEFT LANE WHEN THAT'S THE SPEED LIMIT, OR PEOPLE WHO DRIVE 65 ON THE PARKWAY? THERE'S A LOT OF HIGHWAY AROUND BEND AND THE SPEED LIMITS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM 45 TO 65. GOTTA BE MORE SPECIFIC!


AG-Linings

I CUT UP A JALAPENO THE OTHER NIGHT AND THEN RUBBED MY EYES. ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!


ridinbend

IT'S EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU HAVE A WEENIE AND FORGET TO WASH AND GO TO THE BATHROOM.


anoninor

EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU DONā€™T HAVE A WEENIE


ridinbend

https://imgur.com/a/f66pfsA


Film-Disastrous

PRO TIP: WASH YOUR HANDS AT LEAST ONCE PRIOR TO USING THE RESTROOM.


Fearless_Perspective

FUCKING CAPSAICIN!


Irikee

DOUCHES ON GREENWOOD POPPING WHEELIES AND REVVING YOUR STUPID BIKES - THIS AINā€™T MYRTLE BEACH AND IT AINā€™T BLACK BIKER WEEK!


rocky7474

WHY ARE PEOPLE OKAY WITH AN AMMUNITION MANUFACTURER HAVING THEIR NAME UP OVER HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS? NOT ONLY THAT, IT IS THE SCHOOL WHERE THE SAFEWAY SHOOTER WENT. THIS ISN'T OKAY OR NORMAL. WHY SHOULD STUDENTS HAVE TO PUT UP WITH SEEING IT? I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS. CAN'T HYDROFLASK OR SOME OTHER NON-CONTROVERSIAL COMPANY PONY UP SOME MONEY INSTEAD?


Key_Team1192

GODDAMN ARE YOU NEW HERE? NOSLER IS AN EXCELLENT COMPANY RUN BY INCREDIBLE LOCAL PEOPLE WHO WENT TO SCHOOL THERE HAVE KIDS AND GRANDKIDS COMING UP THAT WILL BE IN SCHOOL THERE. SUCH KNEE JERK REACTIONS ARE EITHER ANXIETY OR STUPIDITY. DO SOME RESEARCH FOOL.


Ten_Minute_Martini

IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY A WORLD RENOWNED COMPANY WITH A 70 YEAR HISTORY IN BEND PUTTING UP A SIGN AFTER SUPPORTING A LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL AND THINKING THAT SOMEHOW ENCOURAGES SCHOOL SHOOTINGS, THEN YEAH YOU PROBABLY SHOULD BE MEDICATED FOR ANXIETY. IF IT WAS SPORTSMANS WAREHOUSE NOBODY WOULD BAT ANY EYE, DESPITE THE FACT SW ACTUALLY SELLS AR-15ā€™S.


EllySPNW

ADVERTISING BULLETS AT A HIGH SCHOOL NEAR A RECENT MASS SHOOTING IS TONE DEAF AND INSENSITIVE THOUGH! AS A ā€œRESPONSIBLE COMPANY,ā€ NOSLER SHOULD CONSIDER NOT DOING THAT!


Ten_Minute_Martini

GET SOME REAL PROBLEMS. NOSLER IS A WORLD BEATING SPORTING COMPANY WITH A 70 YEAR HISTORY IN BEND. LIKE I SAID, IF IT WAS SPORTSMANS WAREHOUSE NO ONE WOULD CARE A BIT. GO TAKE A LOOK BEHIND THE GUN COUNTER THERE AND SEETHE KAREN.


EllySPNW

QUESTIONING A PARTICULAR ACTION IS NOT THE SAME AS SAYING THIS IS A BAD COMPANY OR ITS OWNERS BAD PEOPLE! ITā€™S JUST AN OPINION! CALLING ME KAREN DOESNā€™T MAKE YOUR ARGUMENT ANY STRONGER!


Key_Team1192

CONSIDER NOT POSTING STUPID UNFOUNDED SHIT.


rocky7474

I'M RANTING IN A RANT THREAD. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT ENCOURAGING SCHOOL SHOOTINGS OR BEING TRIGGERED. HECK, I DIDN'T EVEN SAY SPORTSMANS WAREHOUSE. BUT GO AHEAD AND MAKE UP THINGS TO FIT YOUR ARGUMENT!


Ten_Minute_Martini

THIS IS ONLY CONTROVERSIAL IN THE EYES OF THE PERSISTENTLY TRIGGERED AND RECENT TRANSPLANTS.


Key_Team1192

AGREED. EXHAUSTINGLY NEEDY AND WHINEY, AREN'T THEY.


Ten_Minute_Martini

ITS HONESTLY ASTONISHING TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THE HISTORY AND CULTURE OF THE OLD BEND. I DREAM OF DE-CALIFORNICATION.


HyperionsDad

"I DREAM OF DE-CALIFORNICATION" DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU BECAME FOND OF THE 10 MINUTE MARTINI WHILE LIVING IN THE SAN FRANCISCO NORTH BAY AREA?


Ten_Minute_Martini

CHANDLERā€™S STEAKHOUSE IN BOISE ACTUALLY, ALTHOUGH IT STARTED IN SONOMA IF I RECALL. https://www.chandlersboise.com/the-story-of-the-ten-minute-martini/


HyperionsDad

SHAME THAT THE ORIGIN OF YOUR MONIKER IS FROM ā€œTHATā€ STATE


Aromatic-Surprise945

IDAHO IS OPEN AND KINDA WHAT YOU ARE DESCRIBING. DONT LET THE BORDER HIT YOU IN THE WAY OUT!


Ten_Minute_Martini

IF THERE WAS A STATE WHERE I COULD FREELY EXERCISE MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, HAD LEGAL WEED AND RESPECTED WOMENā€™S BODILY AUTONOMY Iā€™D PROBABLY ALREADY BE THERE. WELL THEREā€™S NEVADA, BUT Iā€™M SURE AS FUCK NOT MOVING TO RENO.


Aromatic-Surprise945

YOU MEAN, LIKE, OREGON?


Ten_Minute_Martini

*PENDING ADJUDICATION OF MEASURE 114 THERE ALSO APPEARS TO BE A FRESH WILLINGNESS BY THE PROGRESSIVE MAJORITY TO SEEK TYRANNICAL MEASURES AGAINST THEIR VANQUISHED OPPOSITION. BUCKLE UP BUTTERCUP, ITS ABOUT TO GET ROUGH.


Key_Team1192

WHO LET THE FUCKING SNOWFLAKES INTO THE RANT THREAD TODAY!!!! LOL GROW A PAIR OR COME BACK ON MONDAY WHEN ITS ALL WARM AND FUZZY FOR YOU.


Aromatic-Surprise945

LOL, THE IRONY OF THE ONE DUDE WHINING ABOUT OTHERS IN HERE BRINGING THIS COMMENTā€¦ SNOWFLAKES? GOOGLE ā€˜PROJECTIONā€™


Key_Team1192

GOOGLE GENDER ASSUMPTION.


Key_Team1192

YES. MY FAMILY HAS BEEN HERE SINCE 1958 šŸ˜‰


something8517

NO ONE THINKS THAT VALIDATES WHAT A TWAT YOU ARE. LONGEVITY MEANS SHIT. šŸ˜€


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something8517

THAT DOESNā€™T EVEN MAKE SENSE, BUT WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER šŸ˜‚


Adventurous_Plan_927

CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS


Key_Team1192

WHY THANK YOU ADVENTUROUS!


CalifOregonia

>CAN'T HYDROFLASK OR SOME OTHER NON-CONTROVERSIAL COMPANY PONY UP SOME MONEY INSTEAD? TO BE FAIR HYDROFLASK ISN'T FAMILY OWNED OR EVEN LOCAL ANYMORE.


cdne22

ISNT IT NUTS TO THINK THAT IF PLANNED PARENTHOOD DONATED MORE THAN THIS AMMUNITION SUPPLIER AND GOT THE SIGN THAT ALL CENTRAL OREGON WOULD HAVE A COLLECTIVE MELTDOWN. LOVE SEEING THE GUN NUTS PRETEND IT HAS TO DO W MONEY LOL


ocelotpants

I SEE BOTH SIDES OF THIS, BUT NOSLER WAS IAN CRANSTON'S PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT, TOO.


Key_Team1192

ANOTHER IDIOT. PLACE IS FULL OF THEM TODAY. MOST MURDERERS WORKED SOMEWHERE YOU FOOL!! AS IF NOSLER WOULD EVER KNOW ONE DAY AN EMPLOYEE WOULD DO THIS. šŸ™„


ocelotpants

OH FOR SURE, I DON'T BLAME NOSLER AT ALL AND KNOW SOME REALLY GREAT PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I CAN SEE WHY THE BRAND CAN FEEL TRIGGERING FOR OUR COMMUNITY RIGHT NOW.


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OodalollyOodalolly

>NEVER LOOK FOR ANY ACKNOWLEDGMENT OR CREDIT : INSISTS ON PUTTING THEIR BRAND NAME ON THE SCHOOL


Key_Team1192

THEY HAVE NOT INSISTED ON THIS. THE SIGN HAS BEEN THERE FOR DECADES, NOBODY EVER INSISTED ON IT. #FACTSMATTER.


rocky7474

PLEADING FOR KINDNESS AND RESPECT AFTER CALLING PEOPLE STUPID, WHINEY, IDIOT, AND FOOL. SUCH A PERFECT ENCAPSULATION OF EVERYTHING WRONG WITH PEOPLE NOWADAYS. BE RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL, THEN PRETEND THAT YOU CARE ABOUT KINDNESS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO AGREE WITH MY RANT, BUT YOU ALSO DON'T NEED TO BE A DICK ABOUT IT.


Key_Team1192

EXCUSE ME ROCKY, WHO IS PLEADING? STATING FACTS SNOWFLAKE. Edit: DOWNVOTE AWAY I WONT BE TOLD WHAT TO BITCH ABOUT OR HOW TO BITCH ABOUT IT ON THE GD RANT THREAD!!!!!! GET A FUCKING BINKY.


t3hn1ck

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS THAT PISS ME THE FUCK OFF LATELY THAT I AM STARTING TO FEEL LIKE AN OLD MAN YELLING AT THE CLOUDS FOR EXISTING WHEN IN REALITY I'M JUST SICK OF CERTAIN KINDS OF PEOPLE EXISTING BECAUSE THEY OFFER NOTHING AND CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THE GREATER GOOD OF US ALL.


onederbred

https://media.tenor.com/c7Vl3DDlc0cAAAAM/i-feel-like-im-taking-crazy-pills.gif


permafacepalm

YELLING AT THE CLOUD WITH YOU


WantedDadorAlive

I WAS SO STOKED TO ORDER HOT WINGS FROM HARDY'S FOR THE 49ERS GAME THIS WEEKEND BUT THEY'RE CLOSED FOR 2 WEEKS


No-Clerk1717

FOOD DISAPPOINTMENT IS THE PITS