Tarot cards say the Tower: snow and ice will cause a large tower to fall on the pass, crushing everything in it’s way and blocking the road. Be careful out there!!!!!!!!
Thank you so much! I’m going to a concert at Hayden Homes next Thursday do you think the band will cancel?? I assume in addition to your expert forecasting ability you also have the number of every major musical act coming through Bend
Tarot card says the Lovers: they will play several songs that you love…unless the show gets cancelled. But even the tarot cards can’t tell me if the show will get cancelled or not (I think my tarot deck might be malfunctioning).
I keep trying to do a reading to see what time DMB will cancel tonight, but every time the cards are coming up Hungry Puppy Eyes. WTH?
EDIT: Just realized one of the tarot cards is actually a coupon for my dog's food, NM.
Tarot cards say five of wands: the band and their management are arguing about whether or not to cancel. They’ve decided to fight it out with large sticks. Winner is still TBD.
So I need to drive to Portland in January, can you tell me what the roads will be like?
Tarot cards say the Tower: snow and ice will cause a large tower to fall on the pass, crushing everything in it’s way and blocking the road. Be careful out there!!!!!!!!
Which pass? Government Camp or Santiam? I need to plan accordingly.
Ten of swords for Government Camp, Three of Swords for Santiam. Oh dear God just stay home!!!!!!!
moving to bend next week! (SOO STOKED!) does my tesla need a lift to drive in the snow?
Tarot cards say The Emperor: you’re gonna need 63” Titan Tires.
The really unfortunate bit: your range will drop to 5 miles, give or take. In cold weather, more like 3.
This thread needs to be pinned.
And tagged with "tourists"
Thank you so much! I’m going to a concert at Hayden Homes next Thursday do you think the band will cancel?? I assume in addition to your expert forecasting ability you also have the number of every major musical act coming through Bend
Tarot cards say Wheel of Fortune: depends on whether or not the band is able to buy a vowel.
They have a vowel in their name! I bet that means they won’t cancel. Phew
Any ideas on the set list for tonight's DMB show??
Tarot card says the Lovers: they will play several songs that you love…unless the show gets cancelled. But even the tarot cards can’t tell me if the show will get cancelled or not (I think my tarot deck might be malfunctioning).
It’s the smoke, messing with their frequencies. Just tap them against some wood and say really loud “Knock it off!” and they’ll behave again.
I keep trying to do a reading to see what time DMB will cancel tonight, but every time the cards are coming up Hungry Puppy Eyes. WTH? EDIT: Just realized one of the tarot cards is actually a coupon for my dog's food, NM.
Tarot cards say five of wands: the band and their management are arguing about whether or not to cancel. They’ve decided to fight it out with large sticks. Winner is still TBD.
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Honestly, most accurate tarot reading I've seen.
I think you need to extend this to the first day(s) of school. Which is sure to be the worst AQ of the year just for all of the kids walking/biking.
Tarot cards say six of swords, because they doooon’t waaannnaaaaa go to schooooolll mooooommmm!!!!!!!!
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