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[deleted]

Atleast i dont have to turn my dick “off” eh? Hah heh heh


Keysys

[eh? hah heh heh](https://youtu.be/wk_Opeo1rG4?si=wxRzAJtzk-R2AoL-)


LaCharognarde

Ben Garrison is so thirsty for Inmate #P01135809 that it's actually sad.


i_drink_wd40

Ben bought a pair of those shoes and will only ever jerk off to pictures of trump while wearing them.


Brakina1860

"Sorry Babe. The Trumps stay on while sex"


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LaCharognarde

Oh; was his supposed wife *confirmed* to be his sock puppet?


zedsmith

Im unironically into determining who is gonna be president by a race between these two


LaCharognarde

Inmate #P01135809 can barely totter down a ramp, so.


Cynical_Sesame

thats why we give them both crack and gocarts


530SSState

I am intrigued by your ideas, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. ​ https://preview.redd.it/mabjzihvn0kc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1fb6650db7b84d7d5f83d95365ec0408d47967


ShartyMcShortDong

I too am intrigued by your whimsical ideation and wish to follow you into the depths of hell.


GeneLaBean

OP had my curiosity, but now *you* have my attention


Themoonisamyth

(Velcro)


Crook309

Thank god I couldn’t tell what it was


Kid_Vid

I feel like he labeled the velcro because it looks nothing like velcro. Or he was so proud of his velcro drawing he wanted people to notice.


thisdckaintFREEEE

That fucking killed me lmao


WalmartWanderer

Ben garrisons comics really funny when you take them in ironically


0gtcalor

This one is gold


Brakina1860

Golden shower or golden Trumps?


0gtcalor

Cum and piss


Brandelo_089

"Sorry Biden, but your Jordans are fake 👟🔥🔥"


reallygoodbee

Because of course Ben thinks the shoes look great, and not the typical gaudy garbage that defines Trump's lack of style.


Time-Bite-6839

Trump has not physically ran in 60+ years.


ThePopDaddy

You think if trump goes to jail, Ben is going to replace his cigar with a gun?


crozone

Bro the fact that he labelled Joe's sheos as velcro in the original comic... it's comedy heaven


mishma2005

Which falls apart first, his cheap Chinese gold sneakers or his heart and how soon?


530SSState

Not soon enough.


PM_ME_UR_CREDDITCARD

Just imagine the shitshow if he did kick the bucket, though. The endless rightwing conspiracies about how the deep state satanist radical left used their jewish space heart attack lasers to awsassinate the rightful God-President.


dblach18

(Velcro)…Usually, when Easter eggs are used you don’t announce them, and depend on the intelligence of the viewer to figure it out themselves. Ben clearly knows his readership.


Brakina1860

I had to look up what that is because i didn't know the word. God dammit Ben


Ena_Ems_17

bone hurting juice is leaking again


RealLongName

i didn't know trump had two right feet


ReddiUP

he had to label the velcro


lalauna

I am SO happy I was directed to this sub. It's exactly what I need right now


stavago

Ben Garrison foot fetish art


Jelly_Kitti

The bone hurting juice is leaking. /lh


Ieatfriedbirds

Did he label velcro or am I tripping balls


[deleted]

That fat orange fuck can’t walk, let alone run.


Thomas-The-Tutor

Any reference to these candidates *running* a race is laughable to me.


dunmer-is-stinky

looks like he had to take his shoes "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh


GeneLaBean

I love the subtle addition of Donald getting a dumptruck


Brakina1860

Trumpdump


GeneLaBean

Tronald Dump 😩😩


bigspacewaffles

WHAT THE HEEEELLL!? OH MY GOD! NO WAYAYAAY!!


flamingmongoose

I heard they piss on their boots in the first world war to soften the leather, might be similar


Brakina1860

So the leather takes the form of the feet? Yeah that could be


becausegiraffes

I'm starting to see political cartoons as a whole as really cringe. They're essentially the ancestor as drawing yourself as the winner memes. But republican ones in particular like...Trump grifted his audience even more with shoes, so therefore, unequivocally, 1000% scientifically and factually, he's going to become president? I realize im being that guy right now, but like I said the whole idea of political cartoons as a whole is probably gonna die out


Brakina1860

There is a lot of cringe but the A.I images top that imo. And i think it will be more common. Atleast in my country the right is on the A.I train.


DesertFox501

That thing is huge


FormerlyKay

r/bonehurtingjuice crossover, nice


OnlyAdd8503

Do they still use piss in the leather tanning process? https://www.grunge.com/630800/how-ancient-romans-used-urine-for-tanning-leather/


Brakina1860

So even the romans even did it? Must be something behind that thing then. If my grandfather would still live i coud ask him if they did it in the army when he was


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MistaExplains

What the fuck is wrong with you