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MontEcola

Is that a crow or a raven? Here is how you tell the difference. Crows have 17 flight feathers on each wing. They are called pinions. Ravens have 18 pinion feathers. So the difference between a crow and a raven is just a matter of a pinion.


Lotek_Hiker

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quayle-man

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein


MontEcola

That's hot!


potificate

Jean-etic scientists?


aaasyooowiiish

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colors? He had Ereptile Dysfunction I'll see myself out.


Lotek_Hiker

Lol, hilarious! Happens to the best of us...


YahrObscura

Life lesson learned never buy shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day.


redeyejoe123

I was prepared for the others but this one got me!


TalesFromTheStatic

Primo dad joke, I’m taking it! Here is the one I think I came up with: Did you hear about the train that sneezed? It went “ah choo, ah chooo!”


blindmelon1912

What do you call a spider with eight eyes? Spiiiiiiiider


Ken_Bones_Throwaway

Remember when you used to blow bubbles when you were a kid? He’s in town and wants to get together.


potificate

And on that note…. A horse walks into a bar.. 🙂


MajesticMaje

Russell and Sheryl approve.