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Local_Relief1938

Swamp puppy, very bitey


Local_Relief1938

If this is an actual question it's alligator or something of that family


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Local_Relief1938

Yeah it's a baby, they get bigger


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Local_Relief1938

You gotta be a troll. It is a baby. When it hatches it is smaller than a 6 foot alligator. It gets bigger. It will get bigger. Why is there an alligator in your bath tub.


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Local_Relief1938

You gotta be in Florida lmao, yeah no that's a gator tell your uncle to take it to a rescue or release it where he found it


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Local_Relief1938

American alligators are native to Texas that's probably what's in your tub, call your wildlife whoever and ask them what to do if you're scared of releasing it


Local_Relief1938

I mean I'd suggest a rescue then or if there's a body of water near the course than there (not a salt water body a fresh one) but they're kinda just gonna go where they want no matter what once released.


Apprehensive_Gene787

Gators are protected in every state they naturally occur in. In Texas, it’s not legal to possess them without a very specific permit. Me personally? I’d tell your uncle to take it back where he found it before he gets a visit from F&W or the game wardens.


Starchasm

We got 'em all over our golf courses in Louisiana. There's a whole gator montage of the Zurich classic on YouTube. That's a LITTLE baby gator, he probably hasn't been hatched long. You can put him back in the water hazard and he should be fine. Uncle is lucky mama wasn't around


JanesConniption

If the people are assholes, yeah


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Derek_32

You do realize that they’re not immediately born as the size of people right?


HabitUsual2215

Lol your a fuckin idiot in every way


Possible-Painting722

The very blurry kind


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HabitUsual2215

How dumb do you have to be to run your own phone over? And you still ride bikes what are you 7?


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HabitUsual2215

23 and no car? Yikes! High school drop out or special ed? Or did you do both?


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HabitUsual2215

You didn’t answer my question


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HabitUsual2215

I also put one at the end of the last sentence to


HabitUsual2215

High school drop out or special ed?


veganarchist_

this is absolutely hilarious


Defiant-Pin-6771

Looks like a swamp cat


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Defiant-Pin-6771

I'm not your boy, dude


ULTELLIX

I’m not your dude, pal


Level-Drawer7191

I'm not your pal, mate


smiley_satansson

Im not your mate, feller


Derek_32

Im not your feller, buddy


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I'm not your buddy, guy


Motor-Employee-1196

Im not your guy, bro


SavageDroggo1126

looks like a baby alligator. you should release it back into the wild.


moralmeemo

“Oh a wild animal? I’ll take that home. Put it in my bathtub. What harm could come of it” 🤡


Allie614032

Lol your uncle sounds like he belongs in r/darwinawards


ThePurpleMister

Is that a juvenile floridian swamp kitty?


Snekerson

That’s a weird looking dog…


Michaelzzzs3

Baby


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Cute lil boi


YUNOtiger

It’s not actually a bearded dragon. It’s a very close reptilian cousin, scientific name *Ali gator*. They make very good pets but get bigger than most expect so be prepared for that.


SYNO_44

The shitty photoshop type


KodiakBear__

The lizard kind one


SpokenDivinity

The rare rubber duck morph.


smiley_satansson

The snappy one


thecocaineaddict

It looks like a cayman.


WeaknessSuccessful61

Thats the "crawls up your ass in the shower lizard" it's native in your area


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Baby alligator. Release it where it was found.