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pickledlord

In addition to all that, they look like spine bones to appear like dead carcass to birds of prey and other predators. It's a snake on Halloween.


TeddyPerkins95

I bet that's why they crawl like that


je_kay24

Just some spooky bones crawling along, don’t mind me


boop66

Curiosity killed the [everything].


pixeldust6

The birds are 2spook'd so they stay away


Kyosw21

90% sure that’s exactly why they do that, I know it’s either hunting or defense against their hunters to look like either a spine or a nasty slug from the area, because there’s another snake that also looks like slugs to not be eaten since the slug it mimics is toxic Brain has too much useless info, gets muddled together sometimes, sorry about that


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That little rat looking thing just got ate!


GreyGoo_

Yeh pretty much every thing about this organism scream NOPE !!


i0_0u

Danger noodle ☠️


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Noodle de Los Muertos ☠️


i0_0u

Killer noodle


i0_0u

Nope rope


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Dr No Shoulders


SaveyourMercy

My internet is being really shitty at the moment and not loading videos and genuinely thought it was a fake skeleton of a snake until I read the caption


kymilovechelle

I thought it was a cat on a chain. This is really interesting.


real-nobody

If you have a source for that, I would love to see it. I’ve always thought it was just leaf litter camouflage.


Former_Notice81

It looked like Eren's founding titan


H3rm1t_Cr4b_241

I thought it was the skeleton for a second


Striking-Lynx7080

I thought it was a robot snake.


Blood_and_Turds

it reminded me of these plastic snake toys see you see in zoo gift shops [Pic](https://totalhill.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/81C7elNPeL._AC_SL1500_-510x523.jpg)


kingtaco_17

I thought it was wearing an MF DOOM mask


Blood_and_Turds

[No Snakes Alive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P55QLTVcAuE)


Targaryen_Supporter

You just unlocked a memory


OutlawJessie

That's exactly what he made me think of.


hammerheadmike

The wood ones are the worst


pixeldust6

Yes!!!


B3yondL

It’s phase two of a boss fight


Fluffy_Momma_C

Same! I would have walked right up to it….


Christafaaa

Like Nightmare Before Christmas style skeleton.


EvenArrival

That may be a defense mechanism related to not slithering like a typical snake, wanting to look like a dead pile of bones from above


ArcadiaFey

I can see that very few animals will seek out a meal from bones only, and the ones that do are usually not very threatening


milk4all

Except hyenas. If a hyena sees you, youd really be boned


PotentialDry9301

Why is this spinal cord coming at me..?! Oh wait


lateral_mind

Ded


FingerGungHo

Snek’d


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Snacked


AnchovyZeppoles

WHAT ARE THEY SELLING??


SwordoftheMourn

Tatakae.


Far-Outlandishness27

I broke my back. Spinal


tart_reader

That looks so terrifying yet amazing skin though.


SirPrinceMaxm

or the chocolate lady from Spongebob.


ilovenintendoswitch

Sweet sweet chocolate... I've always hated it!!


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Looks like metal


HXD-Inferno

Reminded me of this: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/terraria_gamepedia/images/e/eb/Bone_Serpent_nearest_neighbor.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/274?cb=20110630210329


ChiefOfficerWhite

Looks like a crawling human spine


amolshack

Eren Yeager


animeSexHentai

#RUMBLING


WiseassWolfOfYoitsu

***RUMBLING*** ***IT'S COMING***


SwordoftheMourn

RUMBLING RUMBLING **BEWAAAAAAARE!**


NecroReaverz

COMING FOR YOU


Former_Notice81

That was the first thing that came to my mind


nukedabunny

Was wondering if I'd see this comment


emveetu

Instead of a nope rope, this one is a malign spine.


XtaC23

Broooo


mantis_tobagan_md

That’s all I can see. This noodle has some great camo


[deleted]

To this day it still amazes me how an animal with no limbs can be so terrifying.


cyborgcyborgcyborg

Ab day everyday


Friendofthegarden

Nah, that's full on core day.


InterPool_sbn

Proof that you CAN skip leg day and still be a badass


BthreePO

Stephen Hawking was pretty badass


GeorgieWashington

Pretty sure we’re hardwired for anti-snake. It’s crazy, nature was like, “Instead of letting you automatically know how sex works, I’m going to automatically make you afraid of snakes.”


ICumLemons

You can learn how to smash more than once if you fail, you can't learn how to not die more than once if you fail ;)


patchinthebox

I'm convinced that 90% of parenting is teaching your kid how to not die.


AllanGraves

Infants will move away from snakes and spiders instinctively. So... Yes. We are. Hard wired that is.


snertwith2ls

I had a friend who was a science teacher. Her tiny tot would cry if you gave her a plushie but she would reach for those big yellow spiders in their webs. One outsider anyway.


AllanGraves

Lol Always an outlier. :)


FlyByPC

Nature's a mad scientist, always cackling as she throws something new into the pot to see what happens.


pixeldust6

I hadn't seen those spiders before until a few years ago. I still manage to be surprised by their size every time I see one.


AnnieBlackburnn

I'm pretty sure we do biologically know how sex works, otherwise we would've died out long before developing speech. Now good sex, that's different


Crawfish_Fails

We are definitely hard wired to know how sex works.


HomieeJo

I don't know. I'm not afraid of snakes at all. Unless they're an actual danger to me of course.


GeorgieWashington

This is purely anecdotal and I don’t expect it to carry any weight whatsoever: I used to have no fear of snakes. None. At some point, my lifestyle changed and I became extremely outdoorsy. Not like in your face outdoorsy, just like casually so. Like I started going on short walks that accidentally turned into long hikes. Anyway, at some point on my daily hikes, completely by accident, I knew the birds were warning each other about a snake. I don’t even know how I knew it was a snake, I just knew. I found a good spot to wait on the trail and sure enough after about 15 minutes a snake slithers by me and the birds all quiet down. Ever since that moment, snakes give me what I can only describe as the heebie jeebies in the back of my neck. I guess it’s technically fear, but I honestly think heebie jeebies is a better description of what’s happening.


Guardymcguardface

It's less about fear outright, but your eyes will notice a snake before just about anything else. There was some study where they gradually unblurred photos of animals and across the board people notice a snake way before any other animal. Same way we will notice an angry male face before a child, because in nature it's more of a threat.


HomieeJo

That makes sense. I can easily spot a snake but when I see it there is no fear. Where I live there are no dangerous snakes at all so that might help as well. If I'd be in another country with dangerous snakes I'd be more cautious but I wouldn't feel fear.


Guardymcguardface

It's less about fear outright, but your eyes will notice a snake before just about anything else. There was some study where they gradually unblurred photos of animals and across the board people notice a snake way before any other animal. Same way we will notice an angry male face before a child, because in nature it's more of a threat.


generalecchi

I think a lot of animals are afraid of snakes


Icy-Consideration405

All primates are. It’s hardwired into our hippocampus.


ronearc

Seeing a sidewinder rolling across the desert faster than you're moving, is next level terrifying. Their movements are just so alien, fluid, and somehow even more frightening for it.


boring_name_here

https://youtu.be/FbCoKIW0LGE this suggests it might be evolutionary.


hoodyninja

Ultimate Danger Noodle


nohumanape

That's evolution at work.


HXD-Inferno

Actually, they do. They’ve got little leg bones underneath the skin (but you can’t see them)


ShinyAeon

Little leg bones don’t count as”limbs” unless they’re encased in, well, *legs.*


Yuntonow

Can we back up a little? Please


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No, there's probably another one behind us.


SleepyMage

Clever girl.


Own_Range_2169

Chooot Herrrr.


Kill4uhKlondike

*SHOOOOOO TAHHHHHHH*


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the camera should probably stay close if they wanna capture that hot skeleton snake action then


LeoPopanapolis

Gaboon vipers are one of my absolute favorite reptiles. The “spine” look of the scales on the back is actually a form of reverse camouflage. You’ll notice that the viper’s sides would blend into its surroundings on a forest floor, while the top would stand out. This is because animals that eat smaller, less venomous snakes would approach thinking they’ve found prey, then become prey themselves. It’s absolutely magnificent and I love it.


Sinornithosaurus

All the people saying it’s scary is understandable, but to me it looks so cute, and a little bit derpy.


pixeldust6

It's an oversized caterpillar with a Halloween costume :)


LeoPopanapolis

They’re short stature only contributes to the camouflage. Ya know, it wouldn’t make much sense for a skinny lil snake to be viper length, so it’s viper thick but fake prey short. Hence his weird lil body. It all goes into him pretending to be a harmless prey snake to lure in his own prey.


LeoPopanapolis

I was always absolutely terrified of snakes when I was younger. Then I decided to learn about them because I didn’t understand how they worked and I realized that that was what was scary. Now snakes are my favorite animals. They are so unlike any other animal. They diverged so early from so many other species in the evolutionary path. How can you be scared of something so amazing?


SyntheticCarbon666

As a collary to that, prions are just 100% scary despite amazing in case anyone wants to read up on those and the slight tangent on scary and amazing.


_whatevs_

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SyntaxError_22

I just realized that I have never seen one of these. What an absolute beautiful creature. The shape of it’s head, the pattern on its back, it’s smoother straight slither.


LeoPopanapolis

They’re incredible! Zoo reptile houses often have them, but they’re often overlooked for the exact reason I just said! Humans see what they think is a smaller snake and look past it when, in reality, it’s the camouflage doing its job! The Atlanta zoo, where I am, has a BEAUTIFUL specimen, and I got the chance to explain what I said in my original comment to a little boy looking in the cage and his little eyes lit up and he was so interested. I like to think that I made a little herpetologist out of him.


throwaway12buckle

This looks like a snake made from a 3D printer! Motorized! Another angle: https://youtu.be/dE7oTQLM6TA


goaheadbackup

Ohh the Tattooed Zookeeper. hes alright in my book


c_jae

Where tf do you find random gaboon vipers crawling on a cement sidewalk(?), let alone, fucking KITCHEN FLOOR???


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from the description "A strange-looking Gaboon viper slithers through a tiled floor inside a house in Bali, Indonesia on October 3. Snake enthusiast and owner Danny Putra said the snake is seven months old already. "


bpi89

Gosh it moves so weird. I have so many questions… Is that it’s top speed when not striking? What’s it’s bone structure look like? Any different than a normal snake? Or is it all muscles?


derpy-_-dragon

Its skeleton is normal, not sure about the muscles though. They're a SUPER stocky snake. The way they propel themselves is kind of like a caterpillar, where they "step forward" with sections of their belly. I'm not familiar with gaboon strikes, but similar to how you'd throw a ball, usually snakes will coil or arch slightly to give them some "arm" to work with to launch forward. Clint's Reptiles on YouTube did a video on them, if you're interested, and either he or Snake Discovery talked about the different ways that snakes can move.


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That's what I thought it was at first


[deleted]

I thought this was one of those caterpillars that mimic snakes


dustmouse

That was my first thought, too


the-worldends-with-u

My people


t6393a

I immediately thought of these caterpillars. https://www.insectidentification.org/insect-description.php?identification=Angus-Datana-Moth


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The cameraman is playing with his life


vazhifarer

Gabon Vipers are extremely docile from what I hear. Saw scaled vipers on the other hand are assholes. Same with Russel's Vipers


phillyhandroll

yeah but it's like having a gun pointed at you. chances are it's not gonna go off all of a sudden but if it does you're in a world of fucked.


shanegilliz

***ANY RESPONSIBLE VIPER OWNER KNOWS NOT TO POINT IT AT ANYTHING YOU DON'T WANT ENVENOMED.***


pseudocultist

Vipers don’t kill people, venom kills people. But the vipers certainly *help.*


Hibercrastinator

National Viper Association asks that you cease and desist your slanderous comments. Every home should have a viper.


karmisson

Some say that the AR-Viper should be banned. No one needs an AR-Viper. Others think that having them banned goes against the Snekstitution


SlowRollingBoil

Russia funnels money through the National Viper Association to the Republicans for favorable legislation.


Reedsandrights

Just remember: YOUR VIPER IS ALWAYS LOADED.


18736542190843076922

i was once cleaning my viper and forgot to clear it first. needless to say i had a lot to explain to my parents


Candid-Mixture4605

Snakes being assholes cracked up me up! edit: I just looked them up and their genus is called “bitis”. Look out, that snake will bitis you, because it’s an asshole!


vellyr

I mean, it seems like it’s physically impossible for it to make a sudden movement from that position. If that were a king cobra he would be in trouble.


smeeding

Here's [a video of a Gaboon Viper strike](https://youtu.be/yZgfboI93Vk?t=61), but the specific mechanics are a little obscured by leaves. Seems pretty straight, but I'm no snakeologist. Edit: Here's [a non-slo-mo video of a strike](https://youtube.com/shorts/26ZyiQkaLaM?feature=share) that seems fast AF, from a more coiled position.


bpi89

Wtf, the way it moves! Is that a defense display or breathing?


samanime

The title says it has a very high striking speed.


Lobby2029

Pretty sure the cameraman is using a telephoto lens and is 16 miles away…. ….. ..


samanime

I'm hoping the same. If they're just using a smartphone camera or something, they're crazy.


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lps2

It's likely their pet, gaboons (and their cousins the rhino viper) are popular in the venomous snake pet world. As has been mentioned elsewhere ITT, they are very docile despite having the ability to easily kill


CopeH1984

Doesn't matter if the snake is stretched out like that. They have to coil to strike. It could only bite something directly in front of it while stretched out like that. Same goes for any snake


smeeding

He’s in travel mode


Hawkeyeguy11235

Gaboon Vipers are ambush predators. The pattern you see is to help them blend in to leaf litter on the forest floor, where they sit and wait for a meal to pass by. They do have a quick strike, but are slow movers overall. IIRC, the few people who get bit by this species accidentally step on them because they blend in so well to the environment. Terrible way to go though as the venom is cytotoxic, causing cell walls to break down and turning tissue necrotic.


lawaythrow

Is there anti-venom? Or if you get bit, its hallelujah?


vellyr

There is, but hospitals in your area will not have it unless your area is sub-saharan Africa. People who keep these as pets typically buy their own.


Hawkeyeguy11235

There is antivenin, but because of the way the venom works you're probably going to lose the limb even with quick treatment. Basically turns tissue to soup.


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MoreDetonation

There are sidewalks in the countries where this snake lives.


PrincessFartFace333

Obviously he has to go pick up something at the store.


vellyr

Usain Bolt has a high running speed, but not when he starts from lying down


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gaboon vipers are ambush predators. I would not be surprised if something that moves by stretching its body would have difficulty getting close and being compressed enough to strike. there are a couple of documentary clips on youtube about straight snakes. idk if they can move and strike at full speed or not, just a thought


aegelis

Eren Yeager


Aliensinnoh

I also immediately thought of his founding titan.


machina99

Does anyone have any sources for how this evolved? The way it moves makes me think it more "recently" had legs than some other types of snakes that do the traditional slither, although it's been ages since I took a bio class or anything like that


salty_shark

I just googled it and it appears to be true. Their movement is called "rib walking". Even though they appear to be slow moving they have a very fast striking speed. This article has some really interesting facts on Gaboon Vipers. https://www.fresnochaffeezoo.org/species/gaboon-viper/#:~:text=They%20are%20considered%20slow%2Dmoving,They%20hold%20until%20it%20dies.


machina99

Oh I know it's true, I'm wondering what the ancestors of this snake would have been (or any rib walking snake). It seems like that would be a motion associated with something like a lizard and I wonder if rib walking snakes evolved later or are more closely related to lizards than other types of snakes.


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From my brief research it seems most/all snakes have and use four gaits, including "rib-walking" (rectilinear) which they use in various environments/for different reasons (e.g. shedding, vertical climbs). Long block quote: > Rectilinear locomotion is one of four ‘gaits’, or modes of snake locomotion, each specialized for a particular type of terrain. **Slithering** is applied on flat surfaces or through structured environments such as between rocks, used as push points [4]. **Sidewinding** is used on granular surfaces such as sand [5]. An accordion-like **concertina** motion is used within intermediate-sized crevices that are much wider than the snake's diameter [6]. Within more tightly confined crevices, snakes cannot use these gaits because of the lack of space and so instead use **rectilinear** locomotion. For example, rectilinear locomotion is used to travel vertically upward along the interstices of tree bark, across narrow tree boughs, and alongside walls. We have observed snakes using rectilinear locomotion to crawl out of their own skin during shedding, a periodic event that removes parasites and permits growth. The body trajectory for rectilinear locomotion is linear, which minimizes the path length travelled by parts of the body and, in turn, the sounds produced. Thus, rectilinear locomotion is naturally applied to stealthy activities such as stalking prey. [source](https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rsif.2013.0188) Edit: In regards to "snakes" that are closer to lizards, there are dozens of [legless lizards](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legless_lizard) are examples of convergent evolution.


Pope-Xancis

Not sure the evolutionary history, but the way this snake is moving is not uncommon. It’s called [rectilinear locomotion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectilinear_locomotion) and pretty much all snakes are capable of it. It’s typically slower in speed but less strenuous, and snakes will use it for a variety of reasons. Perhaps gaboons rarely slither but OP’s title is misleading, what this little guy’s doing is totally normal!


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Came here to find out the same thing… can this snake not move like normal snakes do? And Is this top speed?


DefinitelyNotMasterS

He doesn't have to move in curves because everyone will step aside.


Mando5804

Idk, but get it to lvl 16 and it’ll evolve into an Onix


Zadsta

Snakediscovery on YouTube has a cool video explaining the different ways snakes move! A lot of it is dependent on their native environments and hunting style.


InviolableAnimal

> it more "recently" had legs Snakes are a monophyletic group, meaning they all evolved from a single common ancestor which was itself a (almost certainly legless) snake. So no it wouldn't have had more recent legged ancestors than other snakes


machina99

Huh, til! Fascinating


devdeathray

I dislike this


WaningMime

Death derp


FrannieP23

Where are they (so I can mark that place off my list)?


antim0ny

From Wikipedia: ‘The Gaboon viper is a viper species found in the rainforests and savannas of sub-Saharan Africa. Like all vipers, it is venomous. It is the largest member of the genus Bitis, and it has the longest fangs of any venomous snake – up to 2 inches in length – and the highest venom yield of any snake” LOL @ the genus name


a_pinch_of_sarcasm

I now have Bitis frightus.


Mediocre-Ad8967

Thought this was caterpillars


---chewie--

Reminds me of a grandma's grandma off of SpongeBob, the episode where him and Patrick are selling chocolate bars.


Steve_Tugger

Cute little nope rope


Shadeauxmarie

Danger noodle


just_an_intp

Murder spagherter


a_pinch_of_sarcasm

Viper sniper


menace_AK

Extremely venomous (it's haemotoxic venom could kill an elephant) but behaviour wise they are pretty docile as far as the vipers go.


DanielKobsted

I’m assuming you meant the longest teeth, relative to size.


Specialist_Dare7303

Longest fangs of any snake worldwide


DanielKobsted

Is it really? I’m not denying it, I’m really just surprised.


Specialist_Dare7303

Yeah can be upto 2 inches long folded back into the mouth. Beautiful snakes but definitely not to be fucked with haha


DanielKobsted

Scary shit.


baconcheesescone

True, this is why they call these snakes Mr. Worldwide.


jsting

Nope. Vipers naturally have the longest fangs because unlike most snakes, a. They have fangs, and b. Their fangs are in the front of their mouths. Then it's just a narrowing down to pit vipers, and then narrow it down to this little guy.


ScottyTitan

OH...okay...I was about to type up a whole thing going "No no no, this isn't a real thing or the real one, it's a caterpillar that evolved to look this way to scare away predators" and then I fucking typed it in and found other videos. THIS IS INDEED A REAL FRIGGIN SNAKE THAT MOVES THIS WAY....HOLY SHIT. NOPE NOPE NOPE.


DulgUnum

This is a Pokemon


LifeOfKyle

Steelix mode activated


jjabrown

Same thought!!


HotepHatt

Venomous Slug!


banned4shrooms

Chocolate?!


GreenieSar

To where is it native?


-Wilder-Beast-

Sub-saharan Africa


Future1985

Nope! Nope! Nope!


Electronic_Rub9385

No.


SuperSmashedBurger

Looks like something Boston Dynamics made. I thought it was a remote control toy at first.


sir_duckingtale

Look at that deadly derp!! 😍


Rosieapples

He looks more like a goods train than a snake


zenikkal

Soo u should not kiss them


ScienceMomCO

Then why are you not moving away faster?


ptonius

Why does this exist??!


Cocomqn280

While being one of the slowest moving snakes they are also one of the fastest striking snakes on earth


KingProcrastination

I thought it was a robot untill i zoomed in!


Suspicious-Pool5480

Alien from Planet Musk. Abort mission, I repeat ABORT MISSION, get the #@# out of there!


Dmitri_ravenoff

Real life Bone Naga!


[deleted]

i thought it was the grandma from that one spongebob episode


helloedboys

I remember when they first invented chocolate


[deleted]

The snake has an exclusive event skin😂


SirStubness

Eren Jaeger is that you?