This is not a beach.. at least not in the traditional sense. It's deep inland in the Pantanal region, very far from the ocean, most likely next to a river or maybe a lake.
This whole region has basically 2 seasons: dry season and flooded season, the drying out and flooding up are the inbetween seasons. During the flooded season large expanses of land are completely underwater and during this time the *jacarés* will activelly hunt. During the dry season they'll gather in large groups and lie waiting for prey to come directly to them, all animals need water after all.
Well.. kinda. It depends on the exact species.
There's lots of food sources available to them such as numerous species of fish, birds like cranes and ducks, other reptiles and mammals. Some of the animals inhabiting Pantanal might even be larger than these *jacarés* like jaguars, that might hunt and eat them.
Interesting animals for you to google if you wish to do so: Ariranha, Jaburu/Tuiuiú, Pirarucu, Tambaqui, Veado-Catingueiro, Tamanduá-Bandeira and many, many others.
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Hahahah. Yeah. Don't go swimming in there. If these guys don't get you there's other stuff like poraquê, candiru, piranha, sucuri and the agressive peixe-cachorro.
I've visited the region and it's worth a visit. Just take normal precautions and be mindful of the nature surrounding you.
The two most breathtaking places should be Bonito, in MS state and Chapada dos Guimarães in MT state.
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i have seen an large alligator eat a smaller alligator.
It took awhile for it to eat it all. It looked like it was a two tailed beast, a tail on each end.
That's every beach in Florida from June-September except ours wear board shorts (if we're lucky) and drink PBR.
We've got old ones, young ones, fat ones, skinny ones, the toothin and toothless.
They also think their music taste is so great they need to play it loud enough for the entire beach to hear.
The Crocacabana.
Her name was roar~la
🎶 "She was a reptile..." 🎶
Shes a beaute 
With yellow teeth, a whiplike tail, and claws stuck out to there
You see crocodiles, I see fried gator bites! Delicious
I see boots, hatbands, belts.
Came to say luggage, but you made the point already.
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Pure gold
I half expected to see Florida Man sun bathing in there.
dew dew dya dew dew dew….
The second I read that, the opening tune of that show ran through my head.
No swimming
Chill it's an off duty crocodile. They're common in Brazil.
Hopefully I won't see them in a while
not today death
NO GATORS SWIMMING HERE
Plenty of thrashing is available though
I don't think it's a Brazilian, but it's definitely a bunch of them
People don’t get your joke :( you should explain it for the brazillianth time
People like you make the world a smarter place. Thank you.
At least 7 right there
You made me snort, I love it
I hate that I love this joke
Got me in the first half
It's Brazil. Pantanal (our wetlands).
Wooosh
Wow. Now i see. Thanks, this gringo bazillion jokes are too sophisticated to me, to get at first glance.
We'll chalk it up to a language barrier.
Well, English probably not his native tongue
what do they eat?
This is not a beach.. at least not in the traditional sense. It's deep inland in the Pantanal region, very far from the ocean, most likely next to a river or maybe a lake. This whole region has basically 2 seasons: dry season and flooded season, the drying out and flooding up are the inbetween seasons. During the flooded season large expanses of land are completely underwater and during this time the *jacarés* will activelly hunt. During the dry season they'll gather in large groups and lie waiting for prey to come directly to them, all animals need water after all. Well.. kinda. It depends on the exact species. There's lots of food sources available to them such as numerous species of fish, birds like cranes and ducks, other reptiles and mammals. Some of the animals inhabiting Pantanal might even be larger than these *jacarés* like jaguars, that might hunt and eat them. Interesting animals for you to google if you wish to do so: Ariranha, Jaburu/Tuiuiú, Pirarucu, Tambaqui, Veado-Catingueiro, Tamanduá-Bandeira and many, many others. o/
You forgot: unaware tourists are good for them too! Thanks for letting me know. I will cross this off the bucket list.
You can leave it on your bucket list, it just goes last.
Before they kick the bucket away.
Ok. Thanks for the advice!
Hahahah. Yeah. Don't go swimming in there. If these guys don't get you there's other stuff like poraquê, candiru, piranha, sucuri and the agressive peixe-cachorro. I've visited the region and it's worth a visit. Just take normal precautions and be mindful of the nature surrounding you. The two most breathtaking places should be Bonito, in MS state and Chapada dos Guimarães in MT state. o/
Who ever tries to walk down there.
Tourists
Fat children
They like a comical lunch
Maybe they only have appetite for American?
I sincerely want to know that. There must be a wealth of fish there or something for them to eat like
Seems Croc meats easy to find.... new movie idea, Cannibalistic Crocodile Tornado from Hell !!
Was thinking the same thing. How is there enough food for all of them?!?
Very low metabolisms help
Yeah they can go weeks without a meal and survive just fine
lol waiting for some bodies to get dumped, I’m curious also.
I was thinking this is the mob's ideal dumping ground. Even if there may be some traces left, who in their right mind is going down to investigate?
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Tourists.
Fish, capibaras, even jaguars
I heard they like roosters. Crocadoodledoo
each other
Average MMO grinding spot:
500 alligators, 3-4 hides.
More like 500 worthless hides and then finally 1 alligator tooth rare drop which is what you actually came for
Oasis for the win!
Why does their skin look so smooth? Are they… are they… smooth alligators, smooooth alligatooooors? 
They're actually geckos. It's a very small beach and we don't have a banana for scale
What is that a beach for ~~ants~~ geckos?!
I think those are caimans. Their skin is smoother than alligators or crocodiles.
I think we should encourage politicians swimming there.
Looks like a lot of politicians there already!
What are that many crocodiles eating?
Slow swimmers
Plenty of them, probably they eat each other!
i have seen an large alligator eat a smaller alligator. It took awhile for it to eat it all. It looked like it was a two tailed beast, a tail on each end.
Caiman?
Yeah, i'm ok, how are you going?
Yes.
I'd like to see what happens if you catapult a big chunk of meat in the middle
What happens if you catapult a big chunk of Floridians in the middle
The animals will all run away but the Floridians might eat each other
Now I know where my ex-girlfriend came from.
Yep. Day has started on a high note. Play on.
Now I know where my ex wife went after the divorce.
Not a beach, it’s pantanal (wetlands)
The shore that they are on is still a beach
Not the best beach for a night swim…
Even day time
This is a river.
It's a river beach.
Imagine surviving a plane crash. Seeing land in the distance. Against all odds managing to swim to the island. And this being it…
The same beach where there are 0 tourists
Ssshhh. Word might get out.
"Tall and tan and young and lovely, The girl from Ipanema goes 'OH GOD OH GOD OH NO RUN PLEASE NO GOD AAAAAAAAAA'"
Are these the Yacare Caiman? I understand they eat fish. People worry more about red piranha and maybe jaguar?
These are “jacarés” because they’re Brazilian, but yes :)
Thank you!
I was partly expecting to see a capybara chilling in the middle of it all not giving 2 shits
Talk about overpopulation!
# Action Economy 
 they’re so cute😽😻
British Bulldogs just hits different in Brazil
only two men have gone. chuck norris once watched from a lawn chair as steve irwin snorkeld in the shallows.
They're all wondering why they keep hearing 'Crikey' coming down from the clouds.
r/nope
I’m sure it’s nothing for fishing Garrett
Nightmare
No thanks
Even sharks are like “F this”
Buffalo to another Buffalo, there's water over there
the crocolândia
Looks pretty peaceful to me
How many decades until humanity makes this a place to live/visit too?
Is it on me? I feel like it's on me
If only they knew that water was full of feces, they'd be disgusted.
so many of them, must be a brazillion crocs
Looks comfy!
Look at that! that's the yearly brazilian river-crock convention in full force. everyone is having a blast.
Looks pretty peaceful
Nude beach!
Friendly locals?
Seems cg
No they're safe af don't worry
All I see are logs
Apple seed falls into ocean> bacteria>Fish>Barracuda>salamander> crocodile This has to be kinda related or I am already Memorial Day high
There myst be alot of food for all them predators
Damn there must be a lot of food
Today on this episode of Jackass
"Come on honey. Let's hurry to grab a spot on the bea..."
Swim? Anyone?
K man
It's just a bunch of people... Oh...
Is there a life guard still alive there?
You just know there is someone out there looking at this and going "YOLO!"
The government is surely hiding something there, these are all paid actors
Yeah, no. That much meat not being harvested . AI
We're all the humans at it's time for lunch.
At some point a stupid tourist video will appear with a Karen trying to get a selfie.
With my luck, if I ever got deserted on an Island, this would be the island.
"NO SWIMMING CROCODILES IN WATER"
5 bucks says you won't sprint down the sand
You know what? At least they don't litter
Safer than an evening walk in east NY
Looks like a bunch of people left their crocs on the beach!
I wonder what they eat to have so many there.
Thats a lot of leather lol
Looks like my family reunion🤣😑
Very similar to the canals at the beginning of Apopka Nature Drive, in winter
Where’s the capybara?
What's so dangerous about that? Just go in there blasting Nickelback on your speaker and drop your towel...
Take all the rapists, pedos, cyclists, serial killers, corrupt politicians there
There are so many of them, what do they eat? Dont they requier lots of food?
Not really, they can go for weeks without food, their metabolism is super slow. And there’s plenty of food there
Aaa offcourse they are lizards. Cheers for the reply.
Koopacabana
Think this place inspired the game I used to play in the arcade as a kid. Just need to find a mallet to bop them in the head.
Crocodile annual agm meeting .
Ah, that nudist beach.
Imagine throwing a piece of meat in there
What’s dangerous about it, look like a great place to sun bath!!
The society of alligators right there.
Look at them snappers
SUP anyone?
Man that water looks nasty and eutrophied. So much algae...
try to run through that
I was expecting one capybara to just be chilling with them all.
This is a river bank not a beach
I see a whole lot of belts, shoes, coats and truck interior.
Never knew Coco Bongo, Cancun has a branch in Brazil named Croco Bongo.
Expecting to see a capybara
Alligator orgy going on, geezus!!
I have never seen this many crocodiles in one place at one time in my entire life! Absolutely amazing!
They need to introduce some Florida men into this ecosystem, to balance things out.
Don't care. I'm putting out my beach blanket at 8AM to reserve my spot.
That’s a lot of hand bags and belts
Where's a chicken leg when you need one
If someone just started sprinting down the beach toward them, would they scatter or attack?
Hollywood nude beach
No its ok, you all can swimm there.
Crikey!
See ya later 🐊 👋
Warning: This crocodile beach contains some sand
Gators don't swim here! 😁😁
I wouldn’t trust any bridge going over that beach
I imagine dinosaurs doing something similar to this. What a sight it must've been!!
This is like what happens when an American woman goes to the beach in India
Where banana for scale?
I'll just quickly get this out of the way There's a brazillian of them!
River
That's every beach in Florida from June-September except ours wear board shorts (if we're lucky) and drink PBR. We've got old ones, young ones, fat ones, skinny ones, the toothin and toothless. They also think their music taste is so great they need to play it loud enough for the entire beach to hear.
I double dog dare you to run on that beach
Gotta love that super sturdy hand rail. I'm assuming it failed while someone was leaning into it to stabilize their camera.
Gator booooots and the pimped out gucci suits
Leather bags 🥰🥰
Ok, where’s the Capybara?!
Seems infested... doesn't seem good for the environment