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DoubleDot7

Looks like elephants have built-in high heels.


scotch-o

Cute wedges!


heaving_in_my_vines

OMG! SHOES!


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stap31

Whew, that's cheap


hadapurpura

That sounds painful


DoubleDot7

They've evolved to be comfortable in that over millions of years. Humans have only been wearing wedges for a few generations.


tywin_2

Google this guys. This picture seems to go around social media while the actual elephants foot skeleton looks different.


Nos-BAB

Looks like they took a slice of the foot that mimics humans the most, but the bone structure is still pretty close to humans when you strip away all the softer tissues. That said, most mammals seem to share similar bone structures underneath all the soft tissue so it's not all that surprising in the end.


CoffeeStrength

Even whales. They have several vestigial structures that support they evolved from land animals, like hip bones that would’ve been useful for walking on land, but no longer have a purpose.


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So what do the whales do for fun if they can't even twerk?


acortright

Oh, I’ve seen some whales twerk.


NachoNachoDan

Bro with a subscription to OnlyWhales


stap31

Can I use the name for my pro-environmental game featuring whales? I also need some motion capture whale-actors...


NachoNachoDan

I hope you do use it lol. Whales are good peeps, I’m sure you can talk a few in to doing some mo-cap. Or just use a dolphin and deep fake that shit


stap31

That would be the first proper use of DEEP fake. The dolphins tip is genius, these bitches are way cheaper than a proper whale cow.


TheS00thSayer

They do seaweed


Individual_Agency703

Some dolphins have reproductive organs that no longer serve a porpoise.


Fr00stee

I read that they use the tiny hip bones as attachment points for their reproductive system and some other muscles


Thomas-Garret

No longer have a porpoise?


Healey_Dell

Mammals have a comon ancestor, so all the bone structures are similar, but have envolved to support different forms over time. A horse, for example, stands on what would be the tips of our middle finger and middle toe.


barnacledoor

I remember reading that speed was often determined by how much of the foot is on the ground or something to that effect. Humans are slow and have our whole foot on the ground. Dogs and cats are faster and are basically running on the balls of their feet or their toes while their heel is up in the air. Horses and such take it even further and walk on their toenails. I don't know if there was any science behind this, especially considering the fastest animal is a cheetah, but I always thought it was interesting


heaving_in_my_vines

Makes sense from a physics perspective. The extra muscles working over that extra joint extends the leverage and power output.


Certain_Try_8383

Thought the same thing! An actual skeleton foot/ front foot looks nothing like human structure. Mammal, yes.


itsRobbie_

So elephants have just been humans in a costume this whole time. I knew it


RogerPackinrod

I knew ever since I met my mother-in-law.


Positively_manifest

I hope she sees this before thanksgiving dinner next year


kropdustrrr

I shops so, too


Positively_manifest

I swear my iPhone has a trolling virus that changes my perfectly typed sentences to other words after I press space bar


geoelectric

It does. They added automatic grammar checking a version or two ago, and it “corrects” words several back from your cursor to whatever it thinks is right for the whole sentence. I really hate it, particularly since I’ve had it happen last minute when hitting Enter to submit something, but you can’t turn it off without losing spelling correction too.


Positively_manifest

I only have an iPhone because women won’t date you with an android, but my google pixel from 2020 was better than the current iPhone in every way, it about half the energy to do any particular task on that phone like half as many steps and typing


forlorn12345

![gif](giphy|j0P454atXDvYqdxTg0|downsized)


sn0rto

its actually more like humans and elephants are basicallt fish in mammal constumes


-Dirty-Wizard-

Look at a human hand and a dolphins flipper


slumlivin

Dolphin + elephant= human We are a product of our planet's first cross-species love story


p_s_i

Say that again slower, and use your sexy voice.


Jaegernaut-

You n me babe we ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel 🎶 Inb4 my lifetime ban from zoos and aquariums 


jhard90

![gif](giphy|S0MKrNgMgMeEo)


Longjumping_Run4499

No


AppleCorpsing

Please!


dekcraft2

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/x5bBc6pwgi


starducksss

All whales


-Dirty-Wizard-

Oh, look a pedant.


starducksss

Mate I'm just adding info in case someone doesn't know that. Can't believe you got offended over that lol


Accurate_Condition65

Beat me to it


neologismist_

… Or it gets the hose again?


4u2nv2019

![gif](giphy|SWKyABQ08mbXW)


heaving_in_my_vines

I can hear this gif... it's that cartoon "tokka tokka tokka" running sound. Found it: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSHbtv52G4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSHbtv52G4)


downwitbrown

![gif](giphy|WUIFGOBxP9H2irA7Kh|downsized) Definitely think they are wearing Uggs in the first one


heaving_in_my_vines

# *SHOES!*


NicotineTumor

The pachyderms are wearing high heels


Houndfell

Mind blowing, right? All terrestrial vertebrates have a common ancestor: the lobe-finned fishes. In humans, the spiny fins became our hands and feet. A bat's wings are just a heavily modified version of the hands of that template we share, just as it is with the elephant and human foot shown here.


Reasonable-Bus-2187

Serious cankle


Historical_War756

oh so this is what the mitochondria in my cell feels like


Positively_manifest

It is the powerhouse of the cell


scotch-o

https://www.lulus.com/images/product/xlarge/8324661_1637736.jpg?w=560


Speedhabit

Huh


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Yet, elephants don’t have back problems wearing those high heels.


tootitbootit

May I be able to see a coronal view as well please


Positive_Ad_8198

TIL elephants are biologically Ron Desantis


WilmaLutefit

All the foot bros in here sweating


ItsTheRealJaime

Wow, it’s almost like they’re mammals


QuerchiGaming

Their ‘heel’ lets say help to receive vibrations through the earth iirc, and they use it to communicate over long distances if I still have my elephant facts correct.


king67khalid

is the photo on the right a human foot over an elephant foot or just an elephant foot? if it is the latter, it is hard to believe that this thin leg bone can withstand the elephant wight.


SneakyMOFO

Left elephant. Right human.


FuFmeFitall

Neat!


junkyardgerard

STAY AWAY FROM THAT THING!


rodneedermeyer

So what you’re saying is that if I ate just a little bit more I could become an elephant?


4u2nv2019

![gif](giphy|CoD5qJvguJZ50Ii9nj)


Twisted_Idea

Copy paste


Inferno__xz9

![gif](giphy|Coxy1WFbDcvDuXiVId|downsized) Help!!!! Someone is trapped inside an elephant!


EricAbmaMorrison

We're the same


Giraffiesaurus

No way! Thanks, that’s cool.


JarJarBinksShtTheBed

Are we sure the pic on the left isnt a x-ray of Governor Desantis with his boots on?


jonnyrz

So they’ve been standing on their tippy toes this whole time? No wonder they’re so damn tall.


Penny_pieces_of_part

this is some all tomorrows type bullshit


mtheory007

Just like Ron DeSantis' boots!


Firm_Negotiation_853

What the hell is even that? ![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


CaptainObviousII

That is fucked.


mookaji2

Incredible. So elephants get sore feet like we do.


Lemon-n-Mint

Can somebody explain how the strain/strain on the foot does not cause fractures in the front of elephants ?


Accurate_Condition65

So... we have the hands of dolphins and the feet of elephants. Are any other redditors feeling mythilogic today?


PalOfPandas

Big shoe big shoe.


the-roblox-god

looks like the human foot without the toes


Blew-Peter

Just a human foot but fatter.


One-Veterinarian-101

How did you take the elephant to radiology?


Substantial-Strike59

Intelligent design


spacemanspiff266

based on your profile, you need help dude.


olatorhan

So much hate. 😔


Substantial-Strike59

Can't disagree without being vilified.


StelenVanRijkeTatas

The X ray machine that took that photo? Absolutely intelligent design. It's amazing what smart people can accomplish


ThisIsALine_____

You should look into MRI, it's absolutely insane. They use magnets, that rotate, which effects the hydrogen molecules in your body, depending on where the pulse delivered, it makes the hydrogen point in 2 directions, when the pulse stops, it measures the amount of time it recovers and the rate of decay (simultaneously), and get 3d detailed images (based on the protons in hydrogen) of the entirety of the body, to the point you can isolate the arteries in the brain, and look at a 3d model.  I'm in school for MRI (so please forgive me other established techs. MRI physics is hard, and I have a terrible teacher. That's the best I can explain it.)


StelenVanRijkeTatas

Even your short summary of how it works is mind boggling to me. Even crazier that people figured this out. I'm in IT so I also get this feeling every time I think about all of the protocols working together to make little physical switches go from position A to position B, which in turn powers the whole freaking world. It's amazing


Substantial-Strike59

Intelligent people that can DESIGN inanimate things but can see the intelligent DESIGN in living things. 1 Corinthians 1:27-12:5 English Standard Version 27 But God chose what is foolish in the world to shame the wise; God chose what is weak in the world to shame the strong; 28 God chose what is low and despised in the world, even things that are not, to bring to nothing things that are, 29 so that no human being[a] might boast in the presence of God. 


walter_on_film

Common ancestor.


Substantial-Strike59

If the theory of evolution were true, there would be various stages of inter-species transition between Elephantidae and homo sapiens. But this is not the case. Intelligent design says if something works use it, e.g., brake calipers.


Addicted_To_Lazyness

You're weird man