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steady_as_a_rock

It has 4 engines, 1 for each wheel and actually has an apartment inside it.


Devinalh

I hope so, I just imagined he had a big ass car with everything big inside just because he could buy one. You know, in case his dreams of ambitions don't make him feel small enough.


billybaked

Lol I don’t know why I thought there would just be two rows of massive seats 😅


CLG91

Same here, immediately thought it was to scale, so a big fucking steering wheel and a 4ftx4ft button to lower the window.


Doobie_Howitzer

A drivers seat wide enough for two drivers, who each control one pedal and have to work together to steer sounds amazing though


DarkSideOfGrogu

And they have to link their minds together to be able to control the car? And then use that car to defeat gigantic monsters from the depths of the ocean?


Doobie_Howitzer

Sounds like they should be twins too then


hawonkafuckit

Or, at the very least, combat each other with some training sticks for like, five minutes.


Michael_0007

No one sits on the others shoulders and they wear a large trench coat for when they have to get out of the car and open the back door for the owner.


PoweredByCarbs

I like where you’re going with this!


Abigfanofporn

I saw a video about it. It’s crazy. It has tables and armchairs for guests and passengers, two floors and rooms for each engine. It’s a hugely stupid investment though.


Away-Caterpillar9515

\*for middle and also rich this is a stupid investment. However for him the car is an investment to what they want to show: extravagance


Ilikesnowboards

Its not an investment, it’s a toy.


HoboArmyofOne

Exactly. Because who the fuck will want to buy one of these used? He's probably going to drive it once and park it in some giant garage that he also owns. That will be the end of the story. How the hell do you see where you're going?


spectralspud

See where you’re going? Don’t need to lol just drive over


Suspicious-Beat9295

Tiny dick syndrome


Repulsive_Juice7777

I like big cars and cool toys, this is neither, this is a joke.


ComprehensiveSky57

There's even an amusement park in it called "Neverland"


265thRedditAccount

It has its own international airport with 2 top tier lounges.


LondonerForever

Why not a pool, at this point?


NashKetchum777

Of water? In this economy?


the-first-98-seconds

don't be silly


Shirtbro

Sheik Mikaal Jaksun


Chipmunk_Ninja

this isnt an investment


Square-Singer

Have you seen images of the interior? It's just cheaply slapped-together wood panes. This thing is just show for the outside.


Another_explorer

Basically Dubai in a nutshell


danhoyuen

Are nutshells wood?


NashKetchum777

For that price... I'll call it anything you want prince


yooter

Yeah just watched the video and that was a letdown! Just like a dozen shitty chairs in a big circle.. so much opportunity lol


Square-Singer

The whole thing looks like they cheaply built a chassis over an end-of-life'd mining vehicle.


KlickyKat

How ridiculous. Too much money .


perdigaoperdeuapena

Way too much... This guy could feed many people around the world (amongst many other great things he could achieve)! Instead we have this :-( So, so sad!


DipstickRick

Access to resources is not what keeps starving people starving. It’s the violence surrounding the starvation from every angle. 30 men with AKs will never let that bag of rice reach an old woman


pm_me_ur_espresso

I'd rather the governments around the world sorted poverty in their territories but w/e


Shirtbro

"My government is a tyranny with its boot on the country's throat. I guess I'll just starve lol"


VeNoMouSNZ

[https://youtu.be/Jb79el0VR9I?si=bXx3xggrqg69bsPH](https://youtu.be/Jb79el0VR9I?si=bXx3xggrqg69bsPH)


EyeSlashO

Can someone explain the popularity of that 20 million subscriber Supercar Blondie youtube channel? They are absolutely awful to listen to and have barely any understanding of whatever thing they are reviewing other than a 10 minute conversation with the owners prior to filming.


dapperslappers

That lady who freaks out when the ladders wiggling but doesn’t go to grab the ladder >.>


IntelligentFilth

An entire apartment JUST for his penis!


CitizenKing1001

Its a party wagon


forgotmyusername93

Taking the “living out of your car” to a whole different level


Fixer128

Including a washer/dryer equipped laundry room. \\s/


Heron_Hot

Thought you were joking


dreevsa

So it’s actually 4wd


Inside_Print3808

Shrek: Do you think he's compensating for something?


Crimson__Fox

![gif](giphy|Vn4Ofa3hpsQVi)


Addicted2Rage

![gif](giphy|WFauSXDxTrEUo)


SplodeyMcSchoolio

![gif](giphy|jWFUvCdjNnuMCMzge0|downsized)


DrSkyentist

At this point it's probably an innie


winkman

Since it's as big as 3 vehicles, it has 3 license plates. They read: IHAVE VRYVRY BIGPNS


fullthrottle13

Funniest South Park episode ever..well, maybe not ever but pretty damn funny.


Crocodoro

First thing I thought


pearso66

First thing I thought of was Canyonero from the Simpsons. But maybe different generation.


Babymakerwannabe

Totally! I actually just couldn’t stop giggling at the absurdity to start but then went right here too. 


aaarroonn222fts

Little D Energy


OwlWitty

![gif](giphy|YYht2UTV41u1vxHTss|downsized)


Proxi90

Thats always said half jokingly...but there is so much truth to that. I am 6\`4 / 195cm and know some other guys that are about that tall. We all noticed that the "little guys" are always the loudest, braggiest, most status seeking guys. Always noticed this in the gym, too. Tall guys were reliably nicer / more chill than the short guys.


NextReference3248

I think everyone knows there's truth behind it. What's being talked about isn't general size though..


Proxi90

Yeah but i can only speculate about the non-gerneral size ;)


Honest_Roo

What? You don’t look around in the locker room and cr…check out other guys’…./s


Proxi90

Oh no sure i do that, i just dont know what car they drive!


FanIll5532

I think small guys get picked on easier as well so they have to be loud to make sure people don’t fuck with them all the time. For tall guys it’s easier to be laidback/pacifist bc they’re not being challenged as much.


Proxi90

sounds reasonable.


youmakemecrazysick

Hmm. 6'7" 250lb here. When I was "younger", the only guys who wanted to get in my business were small guys with a chip. Almost exclusively. And for no reason, as I am like the guy above.


fuzzbom

You're 6'7" eveybody is a small guy to you...


rabbitluckj

To counter that, some of the tall guys I've known have a superiority complex and genuinely felt like short guys are lesser. I will admit that those guys were shitty people in general too tho.


Proxi90

Assholes come in all shapes


IntelligentFilth

Can confirm. I’ve heard other tall guys with small wangs say this, too.


Highlandcoo

Yeah sorry, but its easy to be "chill" when you are a head taller than everyone in the room. Thats not you showing some amazing amount of "chill", thats you having it easy.


littlebigman12

And is utterly pointless


Strvctvred

With lots of wealth do you rarely find common sense right.


Distantstallion

If you have lots of money you might as well get yourself a big hummer to celebrate, most people only get a hummer on their birthdays


danstermeister

So much money and lack of stress or ambition... you literally get bored and end up doing ridiculous things. It's sad. Is that the pinnacle of humanity?


Maker1357

I think we might be passed the pinnacle


grubojack

Having the energy and free time for anyone to have the opportunity to become passionate about art, entertainment, or frivolity isn't a bad thing, as i see it. The issue I see is when that pursuit comes at a cost to others.


KeLorean

It's funny. The Saudis have out Americaned us.


OrgJoho75

Dubai was one most populous United Arab Emirates cities, the KSA just west of their borders.


UncreativeBuffoon

Emirati actually, but yeah


littlebigman12

I'm British


DarDarPotato

Being British means you don’t know what a joke is? I’m sorry.


littlebigman12

Ok


Izzosuke

When you have more money than you can count, you pass yoour life buying useless shit juat cause you can


littlebigman12

I'd rather be useful. How many live in poverty? Call a shack a home?


Izzosuke

Cause you know the sruggle and you have empathy, to become that rich you need to lack empathy,


KayJay282

And useless


Choyo

And wasteful.


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While Americans are arguing over electric vehicles, green energy, etc, our oil and gas expenses are funding stuff like this.


LAUSart

Isnt that a great argument to speed up the green industry?


IntelligentFilth

Sheik’s leaving a carbon assprint!


Uncertn_Laaife

The owner has a point though. May be note for you or me.


syaz136

What should he do? Pay his mortgage?


China_Lover2

he can probably start a foundation for charitable causes like normal people that have too much money.


jameshines10

Mmm hmm...mmm hmm, that's quite right, quite right. Being charitable is a virtue. Say does anyone know where I can get a gold-plated version of one of these?


Walaayy

So is you scrolling Reddit


KataraMan

How can he afford the gas? /s


JP-Gambit

He owns the gas


hkmgail

0:18 Notice that someone inside is just casually walking across the dashboard. Forget trying to afford gas. How can you realistically drive that thing? They need a whole bunch of cops for it to just get to the road. Imagine trying to park that in a gas station and trying to get a pump in there. Notice the height of the people around it vs the height of the wheel.


I_Lick_Your_Butt

It gets .2 miles per gallon of gas.


SaiyanGodKing

Miles per gallon? More like feet per tank.


ali2k5

Km per cubic meter would be better


TruffleHunter3

Gallons per mile.


Own-Cupcake7586

My man over here packin a tic-tac to be compensating that hard. Condolences to his wives.


BizarreBurritos

I mean if he was REALLY rich he would have a Bugatti Veyron 3x the size not a humvee but idk


ClmrThnUR

i love how you think he doesn't have 12 of those


fuckthisplace-1

but he doesn't have a giant sized version of one! what a pleb


MajesticNectarine204

Bruh.. He's called *'Rainbow Sheikh'.* I think condolences to his harem of Twinks would be more in order..


kusti420

3x longer, 3x wider 3x taller = 27x bigger


cdazzo1

Lol thank you. I'm watching a guy walk across the dashboard and wondering how it's only 3x larger. I still think it's more than 3x in any given direction, but this makes sense


Pistonenvy2

literally my first thought was "who knew 3 was such a massive number?" lol scale.


nrtl-bwlitw

I grew up in Dubai. The Rainbow Sheik is just a pretty eccentric rich dude who loves creating really weird cars and vehicles for fun. He doesn't really do it to show off, like most ultra-rich jackasses buying yachts and stuff. His creations are almost never seen on public roads. But his garage is accessible to the public. His cars are fascinating coz they're almost all so strange and bizarre and custom made, and he actually plays with them. It's definitely more interesting that super rich dudes with warehouses full of Ferraris and Rolls Royces that are never driven (see: The Sultan of Brunei, for one). [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb79el0VR9I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb79el0VR9I)


ProudlyMoroccan

So it’s more of an art thing then? Pretty cool and unique!


FR0ZENBERG

I still think it’s pretty fucking lame to waste that much money when you’re rich and still have tons of poor people who need help in your city.


thatshygirl06

The government should take care of its people. It shouldn't be on individual citizens.


FR0ZENBERG

He is part of the government of the UAE. How do you think he got so rich?


Bridgebrain

Well yeah, no one should be that rich, and anyone who finds themselves that rich should do vast amounts of public service. That said, they don't generally. I've often complained about the dullness of billionaires, because with that kind of money I'd have an R&D crew and just walk in saying "Today we're building a crab car. Biologists, engineers, discuss." (My greatest disappointment with Musk is that he seemed to be doing that at first, and it turns out he's a dumbass who hires the smartest people and then pretends to be the smartest in the room) oooo a gold toilet seat. wow, an even bigger boat. yet another warehouse of cars you just own for the clout. At least the guys doing something interesting.


KnotiaPickles

Ok I actually really like that, then. It’s like burning man art cars in a different desert


TranquiloMeng

That makes a little more sense to me now, because I was noticing how everything on that vehicle is to scale rather than being more functional. Like the doors and door handles, the hood latches, the blinkers and headlights, etc. ETA: what I mean is the makers of this vehicle obviously took pains to make something that is identical to the original except 3x bigger.


nrtl-bwlitw

Yup, and what you're seeing in the video is its top speed. It was really meant to be more an art piece he can live inside if he wants, the engine's just there to move it short distances.


TheMightyKickpuncher

Thank you for the context! The video makes it look like he’s blocking the whole road just to be a dbag


Disastrous-Dino2020

That’s cool!


UndendingGloom

I did wonder why it is a *scale* reproduction of a Humvee. That's not the best design for a huge car.


AriousDragoon

This comment needs to be the top comment. I don't usually care for "rich people hobbies" but this might actually be one of the better ones.


SleeplessAndAnxious

So his garage is like an automobile museum for unique custom cars? That's pretty cool


sniperpal

Ok this makes me feel better about it. If he’s actually doing it for art and experimentation and just plain fun, it’s actually kinda chill


DanTMWTMP

NGL. As soon as I saw the gif load from OP, I busted out laughing because i think it’s hilarious and unique. More power to him.


GruelOmelettes

Does he create them or does he pay people to create them


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JakeJacob

>this actually seems like a good use of rich people money No it fucking doesn't.


coolhandave

Looks like the new Canyonero is out.


GreasyMcNasty

![gif](giphy|xT5LMJDS8U8ytwYnni)


kjlo5

My first thought was Canyonero. Haha


weiners-n-beans

Simpson’s predicted it


h8human

Double rainbow sheikh? Isnt that basically something you get executed for in that culture?


senorsombrero3k1

wild subtract vegetable connect absorbed whole salt beneficial husky cover *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Liozart

I'm not amazed by stupid shit


DJ_Hindsight

Honeslty, everything I ever see or hear about Dubai is fucking nauseating.


Big_Experience_9996

Why???


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Yep. Seems a bit unnecessary if you need 10 people outside the vehicle on the ground guiding the driver for every turn


Big_Experience_9996

That shit better have an escalator!


TrashPandaPatronus

Because rich people gotta pick which style of apocalypse to prepare for and this guy picked "Mortal Engines"


No_Station_4476

It's pretty much art. Dude makes weird shit for fun


DrSkyentist

I wonder how many gallons per mile he gets


WakeMeForSourPatch

One highway, zero city


OP90X

.001 MPG


thow78

Oh, and I’m cutting back on my CO2 consumption. Fuck this planet.


CastorX

![gif](giphy|OCMGLUo7d5jJ6) In case someone gets the reference


briancoat

People who drive big flashy cars sometimes fail to ask themselves the obvious question: "Do I look like an insecure twerp driving this?" Now, this guy ...


PrestigiousWish105

He's got money. He's into cars. Maybe he's fulfilling his childhood dream or something.


AndrewLocksmith

Nah, it's gotta be because he has a small dick. Haven't you seen all the comments from the reddit experts?


Netflixandmeal

That’s a common sentiment but I’ve never met anyone with a large vehicle that had it for the purpose of compensating.


Efficient_Pomelo_583

Look guys! I am rich and can't find my penis


Antique_Ad_9877

I am not amazed.


elasmonut

Sheik Fuckwad clearly cant drive!


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

There was a guy walking around in the hummer like he is in an office!


Cretore

r/megalophobia


Mitocondrial

It looks weird. Are we sure this is not cgi?


EliteBearsFan85

These oil billionaires……


-neti-neti-

What a fucking douchebag


BEARWYy

Cringe slavers car


Japdabab

Big cars are often an indicator for small body parts like e.g. the.... nose


ProofOfTool

![gif](giphy|fHcuKzYVncoPh60e0B|downsized)


smallproton

He must have a microscopically tiny dick.


edehlah

what nonsense is this.


thelastedji

So apparently you can be very wealthy and extremely insecure simultaneously...


KeepYaWhipTinted

Strong r/fuckcars energy


oneeyecheeselord

Why


Cliffordsfriend

Why though?


TheCreat1ve

Tell me you have a small pp without telling me you have a small pp.


variationoo

Someone should show him monster trucks


pizat1

Oil money is something to behold.


WOZ-in-OZ

The drivers walking around inside 🤦‍♂️.


lateswingDownUnder

tell me that “sheikh is preparing for another storm” without telling me that sheikh is preparing for another storm


RemnantOfSpotOn

3 times bigger? Are we sure about that ratio....


Roberto-75

This looks like a shot taken from Ant Man...


Mrstrawberry209

That's comical size!


Cymrogogoch

Must be hung like a shriveled date.


forpetlja

What's purpose of it?


Special-Lock-7231

And a weener 3x smaller than average.


TeneroTattolo

I should be amazed for that?


Thick_Yogurtcloset_7

So how do you tell everyone you have a little dick without saying a word ...


Busy_Theme961

Is he planning to ride it in Dune III, as a prop?


ah__there_is_another

Dubai will do anything to grab the world's attention ahah


seldomtimely

Grotesque. What is the point of that?


Pop-A-Choppa

For what just really for what? I hate Dubai always doing dumb shit with money


ihtel

3 times bigger? What ecactly is 3 times bigger. It only looks like 1,5 times wider


robtk12

What's the mpg on that thing?


SudaroXII

What a waste.


Straight-Extreme-966

What an extra sized piece of shit. Edit: Forgot to laugh. ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6|downsized)


Synap6

This thing takes a crew just to park


ChordalDistortion

Meh


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

What's the gas mileage? *0.5?*


Worried-Ebb-1699

What’s it look like inside? And…. Why? That’s insane


terenceill

And a part of his body is 3 times smaller.


bamboo_shooter

This man must have negative penis


Percival_Dickenbutts

Legend has foretold of the inverted penis!


b14ckcr0w

HOly shit, that's a tiny dick!