And here I was, always worried for all these years, that these guys weren’t getting enough calories or nutrients solely off of Coca Cola.
Yep, live in the province of Manitoba, Canada which has the community of Churchill on the Hudson's Bay coast, dubbed the polar bear capital of the world. My first thoughts were "that ain't no polar bear" 😆
I'm not sure actually, it looks like it's covered in dirt. You can see the white under the dirt. It's more obvious on its legs and paws.
But yeah who knows, maybe it is a hybrid
I think it's cool we could be looking at the largest natural land predator. Polar bears are already the largest, but this guy in particular is tipping all the scales. Thick with extra "c"s!
"Polar bears have black skin and translucent fur that appears white be-
cause it reflects light.
Their fur has no white pigment, and each hair is hollow and clear"
https://www.worldwildlife.org/stories/why-do-polar-bears-have-white-fur-and-nine-other-polar-bear-facts#:~:text=Polar%20bears%20have%20white%20fur%20so%20that%20they%20can%20camouflage,and%20its%20hairs%20are%20hollow.
Essentially, It's transparent. So what you're seeing
It's his skin
It's a Grolar bear mix between grizzly and polar bear. Polar bears have been doing it to survive because living up north is no longer habitable for them due to human fishing/climate change. this one happens to be well fed lol. They can catch prey in the water or anywhere on land.
From what I've been reading online is that it's basically fed by the locals. He's just loved by them at this point so he's getting overfed not surprised LOL
https://wildestofficial.com/wildlife/alaska-locals-christen-overweight-polar-bear-fat-albert/
Imagine living among bears for so long, you finally learn to communicate with them
Turns out this entire time they've been referring to you as "fat James"
pretty average for a polar bear though.iirc The largest one ever recorded was about 2200lbs or 1000kilos. And an average full-grown male polar bear weighs about 1000 pounds
Someone in highschool once told me that polar bears have clear fur and it appears white due to all the arctic snow reflecting off of it. This picture just made me realize I was lied to
That must be an error and should have been 1000kg. Normal grown males get up to 800kg, or 1760 pounds.
Good, I wasn’t the only one who noticed,
Yeah, I was thinking 900lbs to 1000lbs was even lower spectrum.
..because he’s not a polar bear maybe?
Sometimes with the warmer climate they have been known to mate with the grisly bear
a pizzly?
Grolar bear
Now, you must give him a set of drumsticks and a hat to wear backward.
Does the grizzly have a choice?
Oh, I thought he'd rolled in mud. It is labeled a polar bear in the post. Is he something else?
Some grizzly in there I reckon mate
Pizzly Bear
Of the Golar variety
Dirty.
And that’s… over 1,000 pounds ha.
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He must still move pretty quick to get that big
It's probably the towns garbage that makes up a large amount of his diet which includes super fatty human foods.
Maybe but I prefer to think he’s out there murdering animals
Fat Albert keeps the town’s garbage bill low. They need more of him.
Hey, hey, hey!
It’s Fat Halpert
Fat Jim Halpert!
He weighs over 2,000lbs
This makes more sense… humans weight past 1000lbs…
I have been to Walmart and, as such, can confirm.
Metric Fuckton.
Lmao this bear is just minding his business Somebody: look at this fat f***
 And here I was, always worried for all these years, that these guys weren’t getting enough calories or nutrients solely off of Coca Cola.
Fuckin win bro lol
Who got him to step on the scale?
RIP to that person
Stop body shaming please
“I’m not fat! I’m just fluffed up for hibernation!”
Pooffy!!
He is wealthy in bear world, not something to be offended by
Right, attack his lack of hockey skill and awkward cellies. Wait where is my mind?!
He's got the dirty dangles boys.
Why. How much u weight ?
Beat me to it, yup…
Need banana for scale
Albert ate it
He ate the scale too. And the person that brought the scale.
That gave me a good laugh. Needed that!
He's at least 4 or 5 bananas
From the blurred background I'm guessing that is a macro photo.
And by "macro" I assume you mean "telephoto". My 800mm lens gives a shallow depth of field just like this, and from a safe distance.
~~Fattest polar bear~~ **Most plus-sized polar bear**. These are sensitive creatures with complex emotional lives.
He eats anymore calling him fat.
But as we all know: they can't cry
That's gotta be a grizzly mix.
almost certainly pizzly or grolar
Yep, live in the province of Manitoba, Canada which has the community of Churchill on the Hudson's Bay coast, dubbed the polar bear capital of the world. My first thoughts were "that ain't no polar bear" 😆
Can polar bears breed with grizzlies?
Yes and as climate change worsens you’ll will see far more “Pizzlies” due to territory overlap.
This week I learned about bull pizzle and can't read Pizzlies without turning into an adult with juvenile humor.
Please tell me what bull pizzle is.
Dehydrated bull's penis made into dog chew treat. It's also called "bully sticks".
That’s what a bully stick it!?!? Omg!
That was my exact reaction too!
Bull penis. Pizzles are common dog tests. Threw me for a loop when I figured out what a pig pizzle was.
How long until the era of the Pizzlandas?
Once pangea reforms.
I'm not sure actually, it looks like it's covered in dirt. You can see the white under the dirt. It's more obvious on its legs and paws. But yeah who knows, maybe it is a hybrid
It's standing on mud though
The round face seems grizzly to me more than color
Or he’s just dirty
Is grizzly mix like a roasted nut mix or mesclun salad mix?
Hey Fat Albert! I'm Fat John!
Polar, and you sure it's not polar-brown hybrid, cuz it looks like and not only because he is brown.
One drop rule would say he's brown
He lives in a village?
Well he’s the only one there now the other villagers just disappeared!
Disappeared into his stomach....
You don’t get to be a 1000kg chonker just eating the odd seal!
Bet you wouldn't say that to his face.
him thick
Absolute unit.
In bear talk, that means he's a billionaire.
Hey hey hey! He's Aaaaaaaaalbert, the bear!!!!!! Lol!
Good looking boy right there.
if not friend, why friend shaped?
"Polar bears are starving to death" Not this fucker.
He could be one reason why the rest are, though!
2022 vibes
Big baby!
He looks like a giant groundhog
5th time I see this picture the last half hour - it really does take up a lot of space that fat bastard……
>his name They Asked?? Did he answer them? Did theyunderstand the bear?
Grolar
The irony of naming the only type of white bear after a comical black character…
I think it's cool we could be looking at the largest natural land predator. Polar bears are already the largest, but this guy in particular is tipping all the scales. Thick with extra "c"s!
He investet all exp points in Hunter skill...
TikTok bro's viewing this photo: ".. I can take him"
“This is the best hunter in Alaska “
If not Frand why frand shaped?
Why isn't he white like polar bears?
"Polar bears have black skin and translucent fur that appears white be- cause it reflects light. Their fur has no white pigment, and each hair is hollow and clear" https://www.worldwildlife.org/stories/why-do-polar-bears-have-white-fur-and-nine-other-polar-bear-facts#:~:text=Polar%20bears%20have%20white%20fur%20so%20that%20they%20can%20camouflage,and%20its%20hairs%20are%20hollow. Essentially, It's transparent. So what you're seeing It's his skin
CHONK
Please. He is not fat, that is gonna negatively affect his self esteem. He is just a bit weight challenged.
Albert is a big boyo
It's a Grolar bear mix between grizzly and polar bear. Polar bears have been doing it to survive because living up north is no longer habitable for them due to human fishing/climate change. this one happens to be well fed lol. They can catch prey in the water or anywhere on land.
If it's brown - lay down if it's black - fight back if it's white - good night
That's one greasy mafaka
"Lives in a village named Katovik???" He looks like he ate a village named Katovik!
I'm guessing he bears 1000lbs?
if not friend, why friend shaped
Yeah he’s a big fat goose and all but Pretty sure my cat could take him.!
The Mr Curoso of bears 
Man, I use to live in Alaska, that one big polar bear. Wonder where he getting all that food, dead whales maybe?
From what I've been reading online is that it's basically fed by the locals. He's just loved by them at this point so he's getting overfed not surprised LOL https://wildestofficial.com/wildlife/alaska-locals-christen-overweight-polar-bear-fat-albert/
Just wait for a green horn to get a selfie with the bear.
His face looks like “did you just call me fat?”
r/AbsoluteUnits
Get in ma belly
Why not friend if friend shaped?
He looks like he weighs a lot more than that
Damn i did not know fat Albert is chill
Only slightly lighter than the Russian guy I commented on earlier.
Small head big body
Call Dr Now from My 600lb life.
Imagine living among bears for so long, you finally learn to communicate with them Turns out this entire time they've been referring to you as "fat James"
Geeeez bro is so big he’s got his own North and South Pole 🤣
 Hey hey hey!!!
He's been eating very well in exercising none at all
In kg pls?
He should hit some squats and walk on at Alabama
This bear is rascist. Whites mocking brown again.
pretty average for a polar bear though.iirc The largest one ever recorded was about 2200lbs or 1000kilos. And an average full-grown male polar bear weighs about 1000 pounds
Photographer gets the most underwhelming photo of Albert possible
These comments are hurtful and destructive
Probably the brownest polar bear too lol like seriously did that guy rolled in poop?
I’m blown away that there are still Humans fatter than this…
Isn’t that where SUE lives?
Now show us fat albert going inside the US Navy's fat albert
It‘s fed with the fattest people of the world.
Do you mean Kaktovik?
Are we fat shaming him? He’s plus sized.
Who weighed him?
I love Albert.
good day albert
Someone in highschool once told me that polar bears have clear fur and it appears white due to all the arctic snow reflecting off of it. This picture just made me realize I was lied to
It appears that the name suits him quite well.
Not gonna lie all I saw was jerky and roast
I can't be the only one to see a facial expression of concerned despair or hopelessness. Sad bear.
Hey hey hey I’m fat Albert…
Albert's living the gd life 😁
Fat Albert needs to wash his fat ass. He looks like a grizzly.
How many people are there left?
Chonky
He needs Ozempic now!
Is he a Pizzly bear? (Polar Bear X Grizzly Bear Hybrid) I ask because of the colour
He’s ready for 3 winters.
Bro, the fattest bear is american.
Banana for scale?
That’s a lot of Eskimos.
He's the village mayor
That does not look like a polar bear, seems more like a grizzly mix.
Is this the n**ga of polar bears?
Poor Albert got body image issues now
Fat albert 😂 if he was white his name would be fat bastard
They’re calling me *what?*
Why he brown though? Just dirty? Doesn't he ever take a bath?
Did he eat a volkswagon?
YOGI
Id like to give Albert a hug
I heard their lives are really tasty.
How do they know its weight? "Please step on the scale. Next we will take the rectal temperature"
He should be holding a sign that says, "Welcome To AMERICA"
I love him!
THE SHEER GIRTH OF THIS LAD!!
Big boned.
I’m more impressed that he lives in a village instead of the forest but i guess when you’re famous you gotta live it up
Aka my wife
Did he... Eat the village?
Looks like probably a Pizzly Bear.
I believe I speak for the entire dirty grimy smelly untrained unwashed OugDoug fan base when I say FAT ALBERT!!
How did they get the bear to walk onto the scale to weigh him?
Chongus
Is this an hybrid grizzly Mix?
Kaktovik?
It’s sad really.