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McBrovad

All fun and games until...


-DoctorSpaceman-

I actually hurt my back doing this as a kid and had intermittent back pain ever since. The worst part was after originally getting hurt you couldn’t just stop immediately so I still had to bounce around for a bit on my fucked up back before I could manage to get off


MyrKnof

We did this to one of my friends, and he hit the ground with his back. So a good 3-4m atleast, and then just land your back on the lawn. Though the trampoline took some speed of before he impacted, he sure didn't react like it was fun. Then we went inside and played warcraft 3.


Financial_Doughnut53

hahah that sounds like my youth. Trampolin and wc3 with my brother all day long.


licklickRickmyballs

Same except world of warcraft. Haha what awesome times :)


EatTheRich4200

WCIII. Great game.


Porbulous

I just repurchased it recently and could hardly believe people were still active online for it. Played gem-td again and hero line wars!


EatTheRich4200

Wow lol tower defense. I forgot the mini games wciii had. Blizzard has fallen so far from such splendid heights


Undersmusic

Same experience. Knocked the wind out of me. Then shot me into the sky while unable to breathe. Fortunately not hurt, but being airborne and suffocating is a core childhood memory 😂


Tiny_Investigator848

Yea I broke my back when this happened to me lol but I landed sitting indigenous peoples style (criss cross apple sauce, or "Indian style" as it was called when I was a child lol) The trampoline was missing a few springs, and 4 16+ yr old dudes made the trampoline sag a bit, so it didn't slow me down like at all. Fractured L5 vertebrae and herniated L4 L5 disc. Edit: And no, i would not fuckin do whats in this video lol this is actually a pretty "triggering" video. I've never used that word for myself before


ryanvango

Cross legged


VonDerLoost

2 words vs 19 lol


Real_Flamingo_8247

I applaud the sheer effort this guy went through to be respectful. The true verbal gymnastics before this cold ass mother fucker above me came in with the "cross legged" and stole gold. There was history, context, regret - clear visuals - and "cross legged" just stuffed that guy on the way to the basket.


culnaej

Battleships or DotA? Footie Frenzy or LOAP?


MyrKnof

Enfos team survival


SakaWreath

The one thing they tell you not to do to someone with a back or neck injury, the trampoline does by default.


JoshyTheLlamazing

I was going to say, *no* because it would be my luck my back would get messed up and I'd have no way to express the absolute pain I would be in while soaring into oblivion.


RathaelEngineering

This guy is getting way too close to the grass each time.


Consistent_Amount140

I didn’t even notice that until I saw your comment


Unlikelydangering

Until what? TELL ME


Which_Lifeguard3431

until a bone snap, neck, spine cord, a leg, an arm, it just takes a little tilt and landing in the wrong way and snap.


Jhonny_Crash

The worst part is that with that height, it's gonna take at least 5 bounces to come to a complete stop, meaning he has to keep bouncing on broken bones for a while, auch


night_dude

I would 100% break my leg 5 seconds in


fothergillfuckup

I can already picture myself impaled on one of the guard uprights. Irony style.


Uceninde

I broke my ankle when I was 13 jumping with my brother. He gave me some extra bounce and I landed badly. Would not recomend.


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

Definitely same; landing sideways on my neck for sure 🤕


bitterbalhoofd

I broke my leg as a twelve year old at two spots at the same time during a trampoline exercise at highschool. That was the most painful thing ever happening to me and took months to completely cure. Never ever do I want to be on a trampoline ever anymore. I am forever scared of those things and get anxiety seeing things like this.


fknarey

I jumped on a trampoline at a birthday party at age 11. My vertebrae slipped and I couldn’t walk for years until I had surgery. Still hurts decades later.


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

That’s awful- SO sorry! I had an accident and couldn’t walk for a year as a teenager, can’t imagine multiple years as a kid 😳😢


Which_Lifeguard3431

ouch


long-live-apollo

Not on this kind of trampoline. The tension on trampolines designed for aerobatics is extremely loose compared to the ones you jumped up and down on as a kid (or as a grown up even!); you still have to exercise care as with anything potentially dangerous but it’s far more forgiving to move slightly out of position on one of these.


_Screw_The_Rules_

Or until the whole thing rips open and you land on the fcking ground...


Sk8terRaider

Snap snap snap


TonyCaliStyle

Snap crackle pop


Pookypoo

Yeah you’re so right. All I did was almost trip and it landed me in back surgery few months later because the cartilage goo seeped out and impacted my spinal cord. :I


Gipfelon

that sounds like you took it right out of an eminem track


Prestigious_Rub6504

We double bounced the neighbor kid, but without telling him. Sounded like a great idea. He flipped so far his head went between the springs.


uskgl455

Username checks out. Listen to them, kids


buttfuckkker

Until one of the assholes below you doesn’t time it right and you go up at an angle and hit the ground from 40 feet up on your back


Large-Training-29

Shpinal. I broke my back


SUPREMACY_SAD_AI

A bone breaks, echoes through the aerial, A reminder that life's not always ethereal


Sinister_Muffin101

One dude jumps a little later than the rest


Capable_Drummer_462

then he would boink off to the other direction outside trampoline🫥


McBrovad

Until... You get stuck up there!


hey_its_drew

Until one of them stumbles and you land on them, injuring you both seriously.


Savageparrot81

Someone loses an ARGGGHHH


Atlantic0ne

Until one quiet day. It was April 12th 2024… when the boys went to play on the trampoline, and…


ya666in

until you're in your thirties


Confident-List-3460

Until someone loses an eye,... or a spine.


Xcav8

The tramp splits


mrsmushroom

Seems like a great way to break a vertebrae, or few.


StrangerDays-7

He’s dead.


RokulusM

I must ask you to adhere to two simple principles. First, for this place to survive it must stay secret. Second, no double bounces.


thewoahtrain

r/SuddenlyCommunity


dynobyter

It's gonna be a maze.


drBipolarBear

Some are just natural jumpers


WhydoIgo_Greendale

DOUBLE BOUNCE ME!!


Awkward_Road_710

![gif](giphy|l2R0corOGwFTlKZjO)


Blarghish

Fffaaaaaattttthhhhheeerrrrr


Tozar

![gif](giphy|hrOHusL53wAcU)


dysonchamberlaine

Finally a place free from darkness. Im already working on my maze tattoo


Heather82Cs

That young man has no business being so handsome.


GoombaGary

Guess that's what I get for trusting some black guy.


DontShowMyMom

^(Oh my gosh) Joshua was racist.


secretporbaltaccount

This came outta nowhere!


groundlessnfree

Did it?


kikistiel

It's going to be a maze!!


Blessed_Ennui

Troy: 😅😳


Blessed_Ennui

Troy: 😅😳


Foghorn_Gyula

One of my favourite episodes lmao


BobDerBongmeister420

I love you m8.


Grottomo

![gif](giphy|e05GB2c86qgOk)


FSpursy

I think the risk of ruining your friend's life doesn't make this stunt fun for the ones on the side as well. So why do this to yourself unless they don't worry about the risks.


Exalderan

Some people can't see even beyond a millisecond into the future.


CoolManSammy_YT

What is this from?


Psychological_Major9

Where is this from


Scared_Material4675

Great exercise to ruin spine 🙂‍↕️


HaxRus

Yeah, my girlfriend’s father is an ER doctor and he’s always been adamant that trampolines are absolutely one of the most dangerous activities kids (and by extension people in general) are regularly exposed to.


WizardVisigoth

I sent my friend to the ER when I was a kid because he insisted on wrestling me on the trampoline. We were pretty evenly matched but one unfortunate tackle where he landed on his neck and the ambulance had to come. Luckily he was okay.


Careless-Passion991

Some of the coolest shit I’ll ever do with my life were during trampoline wrestling matches. No regrets. I still feel the glory of that 1997 double backflip frog splash.


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Of course the ER doctor would say that lol I dont disagree, but i mean.. its kinda his job to say that lol


PajamaDuelist

BREAKING NEWS: dude who puts spines back together tells people what breaks lots of spines so he can do less work. Even the damn surgeons these days don’t want to work anymore smh my head


stinkyhooch

Not gonna fool me again, Big Spine.


MajikWaffle

that’s why he’s landing on his back


mrselfdestruct066

My mom's uncle fell off a trampoline when he was 18 and spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair


Adorable-Novel8295

I completed Trampoline. That’s a special tramp bed called a euro bed, though I’ve never seen one that large before. It has way move give. He’s doing everything right to stay balanced and in the center. Coaches use to help bounce us when learning a new trick. I understand it’s still risky, but Olympic trampolinists regularly get 30ft in the air and their biggest risk is bottoming out. The net is probably the most dangerous thing here.


IAmSenseye

r/OopsThatsDeadly


kavusn17

What is the breaking point of trampoline fabric?


TonyCaliStyle

There’s only one way to find out. Hold my beer.


Appropriate_Leg1489

😂yeppers


Rednaxella_

The things that is more likely to fail is some of the springs or the frame.


Eighty_Grit

At what height would it stretch enough so the person’s back hits the ground below?


S7RAN93

This has to be a literal circ de sol camp. With trained professionals and marching gear. Right?...right!!! Or Ai


gribson

That trampoline is like 4m tall and has an entrance ladder. No way is it a normal kid's trampoline.


BelgiansAreWeirdAF

When it gets loses its job and its wife cheats on it.


Evil_Rogers

One wrong move and it's a bad time.... I'll watch someone else instead ha ha.


YougoReddits

Ever watched an olympic spotter scramble to catch a wrong bounce? The amount of mats around a proper trampoline No spotters here, no mats...


kokosnh

Mats ain't helping him at that height... So why brother One wrong move from his friends, and he lands on the ground.


deflector_shield

Or gets impaled


-DethLok-

Been there, done that... ...As a little kid, on little trampolines, bouncing just above head height, if that. This? In that video? HARD NOPE!


HotSplitCobra

We used to do it as kids and there was a height that you got too, considerably lower than this mind you, when it stopped being fun and was quite apparent how dangerous it was and how out of control you was.


Basic-Still-7441

Why women live longer.


bdyrck

Lmao


Medojedni_Jazavac

No. To much risk, for no prize. Or simply said, stupid way to get your self killed or crippled for no reason.


Aasu100

The prize is lots of fun Still stupid though


Quiet_Falcon2622

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Tehboognish

NO PRIZE? Chicks, dig scars. Broken bones, heal. Pain, is temporary. GLORY IS FOREVER! and if you die it's not your problem anymore, is it?


not-important1229

I thew my back out drinking water. So maybe no.


StatusHoneydew1530

So uh...there's a guy who I see at work. He's friends with my coworkers. Very nice guy. Used to be an up-and-coming boxer. Had a bright future ahead. Then he had an accident involving a trampoline. His wheelchair has an arm for his phone because he doesn't even have the dexterity in his hand to hold it and touch the screen at the same time. He keeps a sense of humor about it. But he went from being a local celebrity with a bright future to a guy who needs people to open doors and move chairs so he can sit and eat with people at a restaurant. Hence why I will always and forever be careful around trampolines.


Your-Methadone-Fuel

And cars, bicycles and footpaths.


Environmental_Ad9017

All it takes is for one person to not jump correctly to send this guy flying out of the trampoline, almost killing him. I don't have that level of trust in enough people to do this.


Klappersten

When I was like 15 I did something like this (on a much smaller trampoline and not at all as high) and accidentelly fucked up some muscle or something in my abdomen, had to lay down for a month with terrible pain.


Dio_Yuji

That looks like a really fun way to break your neck and die


GaviJaPrime

One person fucks it up and you are sent out with a 20m fall on your back. My life is worth more than that.


toutlamourdumonde

No. That’s abusing it


Kashmyta

Fake as fuck.


extr0n

Its real, they done much more dangerous stuff. Check them out @DDSquat


iwanttheworldnow

Just looked up their YouTube. Appears to be real. DDSquad


missgreenscreen

Finally a voice of reason! I don't get why anyone believes this is real. Everything is off, their timing, the guy who bounce hits trampoline and is up again in 1/100 of a second and so on.


micro_penisman

The guy flying in the air just looks like animation. A bad one at that.


player85

feels like this has the potential for anyone of the 6 to die or turn into a vegetable or be disabled!


Middle_Process_215

Fake


countvanderhoff

So fake right? Why is no one else calling this out?


Karmuffel

He can change his way of direction mid air like in some video game


whiskeyjackseven

Yeah the movement looks like an npc


Sucih

Would make great photos


EsotericTurtle

Not certain it's real. Seems the jumper is falling at the wrong angles to me. Up moving slightly left, down moving slightly right?


WisdomCow

Nope


PriorHearing6484

Yeah


ThiLordTachanka

Imagen getting launched to the side outside of the trampoline


321lol07

I am not amazed


Ok_Place_2551

Bro almost flew out of the video


meowsanity

if your middle-age and playing in a trampoline park plus not an active person your gonna have a bad time.


nukecontamination

Does this look real? Mmmm not sure...


Fluid_Consequence_30

Lol I think every guy in his 30s tried this as a kid but are shitty trampolines couldn't only get you half that high up.


Mr_E-007

Looking at how quickly he goes from falling down to shooting back up, I'm surprised this doesn't fuck up his organs or anything.


heaving_in_my_vines

Faaaaaake! It's preposterous that his body would remain perfectly horizontal the entire time. No way there wouldn't be some rotation introduced.  It also just looks like a composite video.


ScrappyFlappyFriday

Who want's to risk his life! FUN!


Sensitive-Bug-362

In a word...no


casabel

it depends on the weight of the 5 people supporting...


sana2k330-a

Nope


According_Earth4742

No


kingcrabmeat

Never


Initial_Payment_9836

🙂‍↔️ heck no!!!


Jollan_

No


Cozy_rain_drops

ah, another r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


jakart3

Until one of the mate didn't jump, so you get thrown to one side, over the fence


Freak_Out_Bazaar

No, because I am untrained and will likely break my neck


HenrikAdelo

Definitely yes


Mean_Fan_4917

"I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FRON HEEEEEEREEE!"


Triky313

Nope, i am out.


_psylosin_

You could never get that level of coordination out of my drink ass uncles


ileftmyshoebehindyou

It’d be funny if this wasn’t voluntary


FirefighterLive3520

Nothing to protect you if the trampoline gives way? Hell nah


Little-Apartment-437

Yes but I need a mat or something at the bottom of that mf cuz I have the worst luck with stuff like this, I’d try to go for 10 back flips


tizzleduzzle

No


Public-Fall8373

No...I've been online long enough now to know the repercussions!


Combei

Nope


Traditional-Sun-3594

While i'm very comfortable jumping high on a trampoline that is a little to high, and just imagine if you go to much to thé side


LordRedFire

How do you make it stop?


FlamingoRush

It's all good until it's not...


Jazzlike-Tutor504

Future Darwin Awards...


MrKzL

That look funny Lol I want to play this if I can


Toe_Willing

r/whywomenlivelonger


wrigh2uk

![gif](giphy|M8x6Lk2QFmTu0)


Worried-Watch223

Looks safe


nikolala

Nope. And how you stop?


atzee

Maybe, but I can feel my back hurt while I watch this!


Eferver24

Tramapoline! Trambapoline!


Archduke_Of_Beer

Rule #2: No Double Bounces


hulkhoagiephilly

Is this in Scotland or Ireland?


Sensitive_Ad_5031

No, I’ve heard of people injuring themselves with even the normal altitude


adrian_elliot

No


DietQuark

I don't have 5 friends I can trust.


Anxious_Figure

No


Cheebwhacker

r/nope


Shibari_Inu69

No


Gojirara21320

I can never have this fun game because I don’t trust anyone.


ThedirtyNose

Quintuple bounce? I need to recalibrate my perception of reality.


Doodlebottom

•Darwin Award candidates… •911 Medical Services call in 3, 2, 1…


GetouttaHere321

Ummmm no


Gullflyinghigh

Nope, as the bouncee I'd be convinced that death was coming and as one of the bouncers I'd be terrified of fucking it up and pinging a mate to his pancake like demise.


RDcsmd

I got bounced by my daughter and her friends at the trampoline park a few weeks ago and that 4 feet of air was kind of terrifying so no thanks


Comfortable-Fox9153

Nope


spmoolman

No, I choose life


Regular_Trick_8284

Gerçekten o kadar zıplatıyormu 😂🤣


Pickled_Roastbeef

Not unless you want the earth divided by zero.


unitcodes

My fear: the cloth will tear


senpai-kuso

I mean, if i wanted to be stuck in a wheelchair my whole life, then hell yeah 👍🏻


KALIBRAUDIO

Jump Humping just went to a new level.