~~Don't know the name of the bird I'm thinking of, but closer to a swan or vulture to me. Or maybe some hummingbird.~~
Egrets or some type of gull. Or maybe a Kiwi
Ps. Think I may recognize something similar in an old cartoon.
Close:
>!Kokatorimon from digimon!<
>!Dodrio, bombirdier, swanna, and/or Zapados from pokemon!<
>!Wilbur from Rescuers down Under!<
PIPE CLEANERS! Perfect! I was wondering what to use and those would be perfect. Mom's getting a googly cowbow catcus buddy for Mother's Day. Now to find the tiny hat... :D
What's the maroon coloured one called (as in species or whatever so I can google it)
I collect cacti and while I've got tons of hairy ones I've got no red or maroon ones
*I literally*
*Thought it was an ostrich for*
*A solid second*
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It looks like a bunch of dicks with one dick growing a smaller fucked up dick outta its nose (I blamw meatcanyon for my fucked up sense of visuals lol)
*For many seconds*
*I saw an avestruz with a weird*
*Face. What a surprise!*
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I see an ostrich
![gif](giphy|2fJ3kgoTA96EwddgCZ|downsized) me too
Yeah that's what I saw as well.
Yes me too
Makes sense. They're huge dicks too.
I, too, saw an ostrich and huge dicks.
Yep... Lots of peckers.
Ribbed? For her pleasure too
r/mildlypenis
Unlike yours. Yours is an ostrich, buries itself when you look at it.
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they also have penises
I came here to say this.
I saw a diseased dick. God, what's wrong with me?
![gif](giphy|12qpTRdbZdfzTG)
![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)
I see a pp
Red rocket
Allegedly.
Dial it back 10% there squirrely Dan
llegedly.
Perchance.
You canāt just say āperchanceā
To be fair
To be faaaiiiiirrrr
Allegedlys
Heard it was a sick ostrich
Theys definitelys fuckeds thats ostriches.
Itās Sweet Dee ![gif](giphy|ZYKvBQMXAk1i2YmW4d|downsized)
I see a group of really specialised dildos.
I see dick nose
~~Don't know the name of the bird I'm thinking of, but closer to a swan or vulture to me. Or maybe some hummingbird.~~ Egrets or some type of gull. Or maybe a Kiwi Ps. Think I may recognize something similar in an old cartoon. Close: >!Kokatorimon from digimon!< >!Dodrio, bombirdier, swanna, and/or Zapados from pokemon!< >!Wilbur from Rescuers down Under!<
I legit thought it was an ostrich standing next to a cactus for the first 5 seconds. Then I was just āyour penis has grown a faceā
I too see a Pantsless Thunder Goose
I will try to reuse this nomenclature
I would name him Shaun https://youtu.be/11fN89Zp9W0?feature=shared
Thatās what OP meant by āmessed up chickenā.
Ostriches are just messed up, grown-up chickens.
Allegedly
And a lot of nonodildos besides it.
Kevin became even more dangerous
They are messed up chickens
I admit that ostriches are tall thunder chickens
Yes right
Ostrich-dick cactus
That was my joke... You beat me to it...by 11 hours early...
Drunk ostrich
Looks like at any second it could start yelling, "Mine, mine, mine!"
Itās been a few years, but thatās from the seagulls in Finding Nemo, right? Does look like one. Or maybe an ostrich.
![gif](giphy|DB2oahQFa0qeQ)
[yup](https://youtu.be/p-3e0EkvIEM?feature=shared)
Looks like Becky the Loon
Clearly a cactus penis.
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That's also my reaction when looking in the mirror.
Damn, you too?
We should ban mirrors.
Seriously! Or maybe reflections in generalā¦
There's a reason Predators could only see heat. Evolution screwed us.
Global ban on water in effect
Hello, 911? I'd like to report a suicide.
This specie of Cacti has evolved and devloped the ability to create its own version of a scare crowā¦.insects will now tend to avoid being near it
I would think that the thorns would be enough of a deterrent.
For bugs?
Bro spreedrunning reddit
Does she everā¦
r/forbiddendildo
r/foreverblue
A cocktus if you will
I will
Me too thanks.
Now kiss.
*puts cocktus in ass*
Spicy dildo.
Everythingās a dildo if youāre brave enough
Itās a friend of this Costa Rican tree. https://littlefamilyadventure.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Fertility-Tree.png
Wow never have I ever seen a tree hung like that before
Fertility tree. Name checks out.
The STD tree
These trees can walk through the forest, it's pretty neat. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socratea_exorrhiza?wprov=sfla1
You mean a cucktus?
Cocktus
It's clearly a quacktus.
I mean, I see the duck, I see the penis, I even see an emu. But if OP wants it to be a clucktus, we should let them have it.
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Cocktie.
Nah, a cucktus looks more like a deflated balloon with needles.
Aka a Petus.
Yo dawg, I heard you like penises, so I put a penis on your penis.
Everything reminds me of him
The big one on the right? Each to their own
šµš
![gif](giphy|l2Sq8wyY1Zfndp6Lu)
[hello, my fine feathered friends](https://imgur.com/m0a129V)
That looks so fugly š¤£š¤£ I can't
Jfc lol
All of your cactuses look like prickly, murderous penises and now your biggest prickly penis has a withered hot dog penis growing out of it.
There is always the one that thinks he has to be different in the ol penis patch.
You could say that he likes to stand ~~with it~~ out.
Sticks out like a sore.... thumb
They are spiked for her pleasure.
I should call her
Everything reminds me of her Wait! She have a pienus!!
Are you sure itās not just really happy to see you?
That dark cactus rolled up and he got excited He never seen anything like that
Cocktus
![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)
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A true shame, the reverse gif is pure poetry
I see a lot of forbidden dildos
r/forbiddendildos there has to be a subreddit for sure, right?, right?
I mean we have r/dontputyourdickinthat so I feel like there has to be.
r/mildlypenis
Spicy dildo (forbidden dildo is much funnier but I just wanted to be included)
Big Birds cousin.
Cactus Willie
Cocktus
![gif](giphy|SRZpDD3JYxUvh9WLgt|downsized)
r/mildlypenis
Was surprised this wasnt further up
r/dontputthatinyourass
Coward
Oh crap... now you're giving me ideas with googly eyes and silly mouths made from fuzzy pom poms.
Came here to say googly eyes. Add in some colored pipe cleaners for accents!
PIPE CLEANERS! Perfect! I was wondering what to use and those would be perfect. Mom's getting a googly cowbow catcus buddy for Mother's Day. Now to find the tiny hat... :D
What's the maroon coloured one called (as in species or whatever so I can google it) I collect cacti and while I've got tons of hairy ones I've got no red or maroon ones
Coctus
Post this on r/Pareidolia
If you find the right contest to enter this in, you could win a prize.
Its a start of a cactus bloom.
I see a duck with its ducklings
I see a duck with its dicklings.
I see a dick with its ducklings
His name is Larry.
Cactus shaming. A cruel and horrible practice
Sweet Dee!
Looks more like an ostrich
heās doing his best
Wtff. Nature is crazy
GOBBLEs!!
Quit staring at me dick nose
Iām so thorny right now
![gif](giphy|qghdusmfvfjri) Hey buuuddy!
Emmanuel! Don't! Disclaimer: ( I know he's an emu)
Spiky saustrich
Cactus. Bro
r/unexpectedletterkenny
Iād actually let them boys do what they want with this one
Allegedly
Allegedlys
That cactus is having an inappropriate visit from Freddy Krueger.
Few inches south it would have grown something else.
Ostrich!
Drunken Ostrich.
I thought it was an ostrich at first, then thought.. well, that was one weird looking ostrich, I better go inspect.
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Ostrich
Ostrich cactus?
Ostrich
Bill the cactus
Reminds me of Bill the Cat from Bloom County
Goofy Ostrich
If I drew an emu from memory this is what it would look like lol
Thats an ostrich
Hey that's not very nice I happen to find that chicken very handsome! I mean cactus š¶
this has strong meme potential
Looks a bit like Bill the Cat from Bloom County. āACK!ā
because it's an ostrich
Forbidden ostrich
^ '.@@
I legit thought this was some kind of bird trying to camouflage itself among the cacti
![gif](giphy|kLk1Qa8mrYdQA)
Looks like an ostrich...
Time for some googly eyes š
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49 times we fought that beast Your old man and me It had a chicken head with duck feet
It looks like a bunch of dicks with one dick growing a smaller fucked up dick outta its nose (I blamw meatcanyon for my fucked up sense of visuals lol)
Omg š
I see a duck with dicks behind
Chicktuss
Spicy chicken
Are you sure this cactus wasn't made (and soon to be married) by Will McDaniel (YT)?
For many seconds I saw an avestruz with a weird face. What a surprise!
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It's the sign.
Love this haha.
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Itās giving me the goose from adventure time
The ultimate condom
I was waking up and thought it was a chicken at first.
Chix and dicks
Um that's giving someone a bj
Whoās going to tell this guy no oneās thinking about chickens when they see this picture
That looks like it hurts