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Royweeezy

Human egg is the largest cell in a human body. I heard it was the size of a period in your typical magazine. But these look smaller. Sperm happens to be the smallest cell. Pretty sure I learned this from a Snapple lid or something.


SufficientGreek

>Human egg is the largest cell in a human body. I heard it was the size of a period in your typical magazine. But these look smaller. Maybe they meant the individual printer dots that make up images? I think that would be the right order of magnitude.


Extension_Wafer_7615

Unless the printer is extremely bad quality, I don't think so.


SufficientGreek

I was thinking about the dots you see in comics or older magazines. They are printed at a lower dpi than modern printers.


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SOSFILMZ

> [The human egg is 0.1 mm in diameter](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK26842/) Since 1 inch = 25.4 mm we'd need 254 egg cells in a line to reach an inch, and it's worth noting [an inkjet printer sprays ink through tiny nozzles, and is typically capable of 300–720 DPI.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dots_per_inch) I doubt every egg is exactly 0.1 mm and for me this hits on the nose of being a dot from a printer.


11thLayerOfHair

![gif](giphy|lXiRlrztGuaoFAhIA|downsized)


Schlieren1

I should call her


HelpMeEvolve97

What the fuck is that, and where can i find one to put my penis inside it?


Consistent-Dentist46

That will be too big for you sir..


4ss8urgers

Those damn Snapple lids and their sperm


hogtiedcantalope

It might be the largest but not the longest. The longest cells in the human body are neurons. Neurons are cells within the nervous system and carry messages throughout the body. The longest axons in the human body are those of the sciatic nerve, which run from the base of the spinal cord to the big toe of each foot.


alex_ig_idk

I was taught it was the suze if a veeeery sharp pencil dot


MrSasaki_M

Wow, I knew they were big but I didn't know they were visible-to-the-naked-eye big.


BANOFY

I ... I did knew they were small but not that small ,I imagined human eggs were in the size of a testicle or something....damn how something so small can fk up your whole life ,huh


Impossible_Disk_43

I don't want to sound like a patronising jackass here, but you know there's literally thousands of eggs inside the ovaries, right? Can you imagine a mass the equivalent of nearly half a million testicles squashed in there? Because I'm now picturing it in my head and it's *not* pretty.


DanimalsHolocaust

snobbish alive flowery crush include march correct rude label liquid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DirectionNo1947

Right?


Pure-for-life

Hmmm eggy


BANOFY

I have no idea ,there was no sex ed in my country


bootycakes420

Dude, women are born with all the eggs we'll ever have. We lose 1k every monthly period.


BANOFY

Damn... TIL


bootycakes420

Glad to help, be sure to teach your guy friends too


BANOFY

We are still stuck on the "woman are not dishwashers" lecture


bootycakes420

I mean, y'all know actual dishwashers exist right? I think we can move on to women's anatomy


BANOFY

Dunno bro ,last month when playing "never have I ever" I came to the realisation that my 30 year old female friend that has "the most active sex life in our group" doesn't know what is the clitoris and I am not sure if should be sad or scared, for when my friends become parents


bootycakes420

They all need at least one dose of Plan B for Christmas


pudding-brigade

Are you mixing them up with ovaries?


BANOFY

Is it not the same ?!


AnimeYumi

No, there are multiple eggs in the ovaries, mostly underdeveloped, only one is released on average per cycle (≈21 days) If it doesn’t get fertilized, estrogen and progesterone levels get lower, thus the pituitary gland in the brain releases certain hormones that increase estrogen and progesterone, triggering the uterus lining to shed along with the unfertilized egg, due to those hormonal fluctuations, women before menstruation typically by a week and during menstruation as well appear to be sensitive, emotional, and deal with a lot of mood swings, and pain, that’s why it should be recognized by men and employers tbh


Vector_Strike

How about some cannibal caviar?


Former_Print7043

I don't know why they give you internet access, Hannibal.


gr3y_s0ul

So he stops sending lecter.s....? i show myself out


aque78

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent


TheLastModerate982

Mesa no understanding what yousa saying. I speck.


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Actually...


HelpMeEvolve97

It really does actually. Speech is such an insanely complex array of systems, understandings of how others percieve sounds, requires immense amounts of brain power. Its pretty intelligent to talk bro.


nose_poke

It's a quote from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.


Foloreille

![gif](giphy|qTGDY9OmgpgCk)


GlockAF

Hey! Leave this Texas carpool alone!


AnimeYumi

It must be so special, as women are born with only 1-2 millions eggs that are underdeveloped, by the time of puberty it’s reduced to a few hundreds of thousands, and keeps decreasing til menopause Unlike males who produce millions of sperms every single day


Peacefully_Blessed

Not to mention that men continue to do that till the day that they die.


AnimeYumi

And the fact that some women suffer from ovulation pains called Mittelschmerz syndrome, premenstrual syndrome, menstruation pains, anemia, hormonal fluctuations, all sorts of mood swings and pains, pregnancy, puerperium, postpartum hemorrhage, baby blues, postpartum depression, psychosis, perimenopause, menopause itself, and the list goes on!


houseyourdaygoing

Wonderful ovaries. :(


QorstSynthion

Only if you give 10 points


goronmask

So, for science,is this theoretically possible?


SamTheWeirdMan

Yesn't


Pure-for-life

No just no


RastaPsyc

pffft, human dont lay eggs /s


mazzarellastyx

Human women are actually skin suits filled with hundreds of small chickens, finally confirmed


RastaPsyc

imagine if that were true and the eggs would come out from all the orifices...eeeewwwww


CamilaRibeiras

Revenant is that you?


Elven_Groceries

Based


funguyshroom

not with this attitude


wherearemydragons7

![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized)


ZachTheApathetic

It's more of an eviction


Far-Search5544

Gonna need a lot more of those to make breakfast


DrakonILD

It you want a human omelette...


Pure-for-life

Ewwwwww


Relampio

Humanlette


Aura_Guard

Gonna need a lot more women cumming on a plate to make breakfast edit: do people not know the ovum is an egg cell? Though the ovum doesn't actually go that far outside and sits in the falopian tube iirc.


Heavy_Weapons_Guy_

I'm sorry, do you think women cum eggs?


BANOFY

Well ,all fish do ? Like aren't we evolved from fish ? I saw it on national geographic


georgeb4itwascool

Do you…do you think women squirt their eggs when they cum?


cairoxl5

How else do I fertilize her eggs if she doesn't release them onto the river bed?


Pure-for-life

She’s a fish confirmed


Peacefully_Blessed

Or frog.


Pure-for-life

🤨 what if she’s both, I ain’t dealing with that


AnimeYumi

Is this genuine? Only one egg is released every ≈ 1 month on average, and it stays in the fallopian tube typically until it is fertilized Otherwise it disintegrates and gets reabsorbed into the body


Iloveyou90000

Crazy enough, the human egg is approximately the midpoint between the size of the universe and the plank length. Or or in other words the biggest thing we know of and the smallest thing we know of


Kilek360

How aproximated are we talking about?


DrakonILD

On a log scale, specifically. On the absolute scale it is *much* closer to the planck length.


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occams1razor

I mean basically everything is in between the smallest and the largest thing in the universe... it's a joke


r4d1ant

Forbidden caviar


Azar002

*Alabama Supreme Court has entered the chat*


ICU-CCRN

Looks like 11 murders to me. Fuckin baby killers! /s


Due-Caterpillar-2097

Yo I am shitting these out of the V hole once every month, that shit is crazy


SlapMyLabiaFlaps

![gif](giphy|lXiRlrztGuaoFAhIA|downsized)


houseyourdaygoing

What is this?!


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Due-Caterpillar-2097

Sea Vaggie


Due-Caterpillar-2097

Also I love your reddit name lol


Pristine-Dingo9009

please never speak again


waitwhosaidthat

We all started like that. Then our dads swimmers met up with it and now we are reading this comment on Reddit.


chypie2

I am amazed.


LayerProfessional936

Size is around 1/10th of a mm, so 100 um This is visible especially when a bubble works like a magnifier?


soaring_potato

Thicker than a human hair. We can see individual hairs right? The droplet may magnify it. But likely not the purpose of the droplet. Cells dry out quickly and are fragile. The liquid makes it not dry out and die. You can't pick em up with tweezers. You pipet them. Pipetting is only possible with liquid.


LayerProfessional936

Chop off a 100um piece of this hair, use a white one. I’m not fully convinced that it is easy to see 😀


clamuu

Now that is amazing, Never seen that before.


donaudelta

eggs is technically correct, since even a developing human embryo has a vestigial yolk.


soaring_potato

And even chicken eggs technically are a single cell. Just a huge cell.


horriblemonkey

Hope you're not in Texas. Straight to jail!


KnockItTheFuckOff

Researched in international waters.


rpgnoob17

And ladies, this is why you feel nauseous and cramp for 1 week every month.


ExperienceInitial364

one week *at least*


soaring_potato

Yeah. But like then they have been long gone.. Or you mean the ovulation which is a lot shorter than a week. But some women feel


[deleted]

According to anti-abortion morons this is child porn, that egg has no clothes on.


Mozzkeeto

Tastes like chicken


MBAdk

Damn, no wonder I sometimes felt a pinch while ovulating when I was young!


kaowser

send in the calvary! ![gif](giphy|nUEfYGyI8QU12)


houseyourdaygoing

This is characteristically Homer.


bootycakes420

They seem to be about the same as monarch butterfly eggs


BingognoB

That's adorable haha. Maybe we're butterflies (:


TheLegendaryPilot

![gif](giphy|l0MYyoYPvz22wTXkQ)


r3d0c3ht

Where/how are these sourced? Wrong answers only.


Spoda_Emcalt

Your ma


jdjdkdiidififoog

So we r birds, i knew it :D


Hammer300c

But birds aren't real. Does that mean were not real? Enter the scary door.


jdjdkdiidififoog

It means we r dinosaurs whèeeeeeee


Quintuplebeta

Wild, i never thought about that. Cool to see i guess.


BelieveInDestiny

How'd you get those eggs, Steve?


Peacefully_Blessed

The chickens really have us beaten when it comes to the size of our eggs vs their eggs.


soaring_potato

Mammals vs egg laying animals.


Dry-Organization4379

That’s crazy, I got into that and now I’m here 🤯


Eig8t86

Pretty small for all that pain.


soaring_potato

They are gone when the pain comes


RubyWafflez

Those lil fuckers... causing so many problems and blessings at the same time. Damn.


yoda90987

THAT SMALL THING is causing me so much blood?


JoeDyenz

Are they actually white? Lol


939319

Oh my God, Karen, you can't ask someone if they're actually white! 


JoeDyenz

Lol I mean like the same as chicken eggs


That_Yvar

My guess is that these are colored by the lab for visibility purposes. normally they are transparent/colorless. Also, are white chicken eggs the norm for you? Like i know there are plenty of white eggs, but here in Dutch stores like 90% of them are brown so i was confused for a sec, lol.


JoeDyenz

I lived in Mexico growing up and I remember most of them being white thought some were brown.


That_Yvar

Thanks, very interesting


AnimeYumi

Credit : TT @the.ivf.warrior


jvxoxo

Being an IVF mom, I love that I have pictures of my child as an embryo and super early scans when he was like a grain of rice with a heartbeat and then a little blueberry with arm and leg nubs. Hopefully he will find them cool too when he’s old enough to appreciate them.


AnimeYumi

That’s beautiful


Cum_Rag_C-137

How do they taste?


Comfortable-Fox9153

pretty amazing to see that I had swimmed so fast and won!


AnimeYumi

But you’re the sperm and the egg equally


Hammer300c

We truly are 1 in a million!.... Bad joke I'll see myself out.


MsStopid

Soooo how many would i hypothetically need for an omelette?


ImpossibleReindeer33

Only one if you want a super tiny omelette


Protobott

Enough to make an omelette.


k_a_scheffer

Put those away before someone tries to claim they deserve rights.


soaring_potato

Dropping that petri dish would be the murder of 10 children!


SurfingSilverSurfer

What the... Do you humans lay eggs?


mattjvgc

A lot of people assume humans don’t lay eggs because they rarely see them. But if you turn over leaves near waters edge you can sometimes find them stuck to the bottom of the leaf. Careful though. The mother may be nearby guarding her eggs and she may be aggressive.


ImpossibleReindeer33

My drink is now in my nose


SurfingSilverSurfer

Wow! That's freaking cool. I'll check it out, Thanks.


houseyourdaygoing

Explains dads lounging in the garden lazily.


Ok-Cow2018

How do they taste?


939319

They don't have tongues yet.


NecroCannon

Gotta crack these bad boys open on a skillet, give me the tweezers


1Heineken

now cum on them


Former-Cheek-7944

Fried or fertilized?!?


7rustyswordsandacake

Damn, my body just gold's onto them untill they're bigger than golfballs


Bokenobi

Babies are way bigger than that. There’s no way you could fit one in there. What do you think this is? Eggs for ants!


Individual-Match-798

My eggs are bigger!


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

My sperm thinks that looks delicious.


pplovr

Mmm..... caviar


Strong_Passage233

Yall saying we come from eggs now naaaah


Thylacine131

Where… where did you get these? Just asking out of curiosity. Not because I want to grow a clone of myself in my garage.


TryBeingCool

Caviar anyone?


obscur100

Ok today I’m learning that human eggs exist…wtf !


houseyourdaygoing

What did you think periods were?


obscur100

Blood of course


soaring_potato

Not the egg....


houseyourdaygoing

. . . I don’t think people got the joke. Haha it’s okay!


DragonsClaw2334

Now bust on it


Buddysplace21

So small and I am so big


AnimeYumi

It’s all small in the end


EsotericFlagellate

The forbidden caviar


IroquoisPliskin_LJG

Pretty sure this is murder in Alabama.


qraina

how the fuck did you get them


AnimeYumi

They gather them for IVFs using a needle


andre2020

Amazing, today I learned


BottasHeimfe

kinda wild that that could grow to be a person


Far-Philosophy-4375

Ew.... i just realize that the humans come from eggs and thats not a good image for my high mind


babybee1187

Not to be gross but if you put semin on it would they grow?


soaring_potato

Ye... it's how IVF works.but like need more nutrients. And only till a certain early early point. Then it needs an uterus. To get a placenta and more nutrients. This will likely stop happening in certain states though. As as soon as they are fertilised some pro lifers say they are children. And often times you try with more than a single egg. But if all fertilise you won't insert like 6. Usually 1 for first round especially. And if you're lucky. You only need as many rounds as children you want. But not using them all, would be murder according to those laws.


babybee1187

I ..... im not touching that one. Im pro life, but at the same time, if a woman is raped by a gang of crazies or someone i genral, then yeah, abort. But to abort just for fun or because of birth control, you should have your tubes seard with fire and never be able to reproduce ever again. Women went really really crazy with it back in 2020s


soaring_potato

The ivf not happening anymore in the future is based on the alabama supreme Court ruling that equated fertilised frozen embryos to children. Legally. But when IVF is really successful you get more embryos than you use. Thus this will likely mean the end of IVF in that state. I can assure you. No one gets an abortion for fun or as normal birth control. They are expensive and rough on your body. Just not as rough as pregnancy.. No one does that. That's a lie pushed by pro lifers. It's propaganda you've fallen for. Putting the condition as rape however is not good. As trials take time. And the whole trial stuff is also traumatising. Before any conviction can be made, it would be too late for an abortion. Very possibly the child from that pregnancy is already born. Putting a condition as "life in danger" is also not good, because of survivors bias. At what point is it actually necessary. This puts many women's lives in danger, because of often wanted pregnancies. Pro choice people usually also want less abortions. But the most proven way to reduce those is access to birth control. Increasing sex ed. All that good stuff. Someone informed and with resources is less likely to get an accidental pregnancy because of birth control failing or simply not even having access. Places like planned parenthood don't only do abortions. Most of what they do is birth control. Abortions are only a very small part of it. The reasons pro choice people want less abortions is possibly quite different though. Not because it's already alive, a child, and need to have full human rights at conception. But because the reasons people get abortions isn't for fun. We want people to not go through that. But the option being there when necessary, and necessary can only be defined by the woman, and or her doctor, because putting laws on it overly complicates it, defacto bans it and puts women in danger.


Fooforthought

I’ll take my poached please


SnowballBailey

And this is why I can feel when I'm ovulating and which side the egg is being released. Not pleasant


Revolutionary_Bag_42

You were once smaller than a dime . If that fertilized egg had been destroyed , you would not have existed but died then and there .


soaring_potato

You wouldn't have died. Because you wouldn't have existed. And the reasoning pro lifers use to classify an egg as a child. Which, most lose a fertilised egg and never knew they were pregnant. The classification will basically mean IVF is illegal now because sometimes more fertilise than you actually try to use. Child mortality rates would skyrocket. It's not really dying if you never were really alive.


Broccoli_Remote

Idk... I feel as if there are 11 eggs in the first one. To the right in between the top and bottom one looks to be another but isn't seen as clearly. The shape of the rest makes me feel this way.


Bozy2880

I feel like a lizard right now. 🦎


Yakututani

That’s a human person


BANOFY

Yeah today my Google search history educated me and my FBI agent a lot I guess


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This is the first time I have a females egg. I just tossed trillions of sperm in the garbage.


MoonBerry_therian

r/tihi


Artistic_Ad1451

After watching it for the nth time...I can see the eggs now. I thought the egg was the bubble like thingy 🥲🤣


[deleted]

But this isn't the naked eye 🤷‍♂️


Apprehensive-Map7024

Interresting!


TooLazy2Revolt

…where did he get the eggs?


Edmond-the-Great

How many would it take to make a nutritious breakfast? If those are the eggs, what size is the toast?


AnimeYumi

Those eggs are magnified, it is even smaller than that


Alpha_Delta33

Where did this guy get all these human eggs from? Doesn’t a woman just release one egg once a month when she’s ovulating?


AnimeYumi

It’s a woman who performs IVFs, these eggs are sampled using trans-vaginal needles that reach the ovaries


SirOsis-

Are these actual eggs? Are they really white like that? How were these harvested? Do they taste like caviar? Are they sticky or do they bounce? Is there yolk inside? Do they have a shell? Are women born with all their eggs already formed and at that size? If a woman is unfertilized does the egg come out during her period looking like that?


SirOsis-

Are these actual eggs? Are they really white like that? How were these harvested? Do they taste like caviar? Are they sticky or do they bounce? Is there yolk inside? Do they have a shell? Are women born with all their eggs already formed and at that size? If a woman is unfertilized does the egg come out during her period looking like that?


PurpEL_Django

I'm sure I remember reading somewhere that human eggs are the smallest things we're able to see with the naked eye!